Some more npc quips and fixes (CleverRaven#60553)

* some more npc quips and fixes * Update data/json/snippets/npc_quips.json Co-authored-by: Anton Burmistrov <[email protected]> Co-authored-by: Anton Burmistrov <[email protected]>
Sevaaas1 · Aug 30, 2022 · a53bc15 · a53bc15
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diff --git a/data/json/npcs/talk_tags.json b/data/json/npcs/talk_tags.json
@@ -68,8 +68,8 @@
       "Absolutely no to Thorazine.",
       "You have read the notes on Thorazine, right?",
       "Thorazine… that's what 'they' use to keep you tame.",
-      "Don't.  This thorazine seriously clouds your mind.  You need to stay sharp.",
-      "Sure, take thorazine.  If you want to lose your mind and wander into a horde of undead!"
+      "Don't.  This Thorazine seriously clouds your mind.  You need to stay sharp.",
+      "Sure, take Thorazine.  If you want to lose your mind and wander into a horde of undead!"
     ]
   },
   {
@@ -711,9 +711,10 @@
       "that clear",
       "understood",
       "received",
+      "acknowledged",
       "roger that",
       "for sure",
-      "Uh huh",
+      "uh huh",
       "capiche",
       "gotcha"
     ]
@@ -993,9 +994,9 @@
       "<swear> <name_b>",
       "you can fuck right off, you <name_b>",
       "I've had enough of you, begone",
-      "Swivel on it.",
-      "What a fucking stupid suggestion.",
-      "Stop speaking, really.",
+      "Swivel on it",
+      "What a fucking stupid suggestion",
+      "Stop speaking, really",
       "you're a poster child for abortions",
       "how the fuck you've survived this far is beyond me, you <swear> <swear> <name_b>",
       "you're why the gene pool needs a lifeguard",
@@ -1361,7 +1362,7 @@
       "Who goes there?",
       "I heard something!",
       "Huh, what's that?",
-      "Could have swore I just head a voice.",
+      "Could have sworn I just heard a voice.",
       "Somebody there?",
       "Great, now I'm hearing things!",
       "Say something?",
@@ -2015,6 +2016,7 @@
       "Mhmm, I needed that.",
       "Sweet sweet aqua.",
       "Nothing quite like clean water.",
+      "Could use some ice cubes with that.",
       "That wasn't Evian, but I'm not thirsty."
     ]
   },

diff --git a/data/json/npcs/talk_tags_chat.json b/data/json/npcs/talk_tags_chat.json
@@ -84,7 +84,7 @@
       "You ever wonder why we even bother?  We're all just gonna be zombies eventually anyway.  I mean, not that I'm gonna stop fighting, but what's the damn point?",
       "I wish I could go bust a cap in one of those zombies right now, without all the fuss about being scared for my life.",
       "Every time I close my eyes, I can still see the riots.  Do you get that, or is it just me?",
-      "You ever feel like the whole time before the apocalypse was just a dream you're waking up from?",
+      "You ever feel like the whole time before <the_cataclysm> was just a dream you're waking up from?",
       "When do you think you realized the world was ending?  For me, it was that damned YouTube video with the lady killing the baby.  Holy shit, you know?",
       "I wonder if the government's still out there, holed up in some bunker.",
       "Remember some of the crazy news from the end of the world?  The stuff that got drowned out by the riot coverage I mean.  Like, didn't the governor of Rhode Island secede from the Union or something?",

diff --git a/data/json/snippets/npc_quips.json b/data/json/snippets/npc_quips.json
@@ -1,21 +1,47 @@
 [
+  {
+    "type": "snippet",
+    "//": "Used within npc_socialize",
+    "category": "<weird_sky_thing>",
+    "text": [
+      "purple meteor",
+      "broken line",
+      "falling star",
+      "moving stars",
+      "unusual darkness",
+      "vanishing stars",
+      "shuffled stars",
+      "new constellation of stars",
+      "green moon"
+    ]
+  },
   {
     "type": "snippet",
     "category": "npc_socialize",
     "text": [
       "So do you like cats or dogs?",
-      "It's nice to know that zeds don't feel pain.",
+      "It's nice to know that the <zombies> don't feel pain.",
       "Wherever we end up, at least we're still alive, right?",
       "Somehow, I don't think I'll be going back to my old job anytime soon…",
+      "I am SO glad I don't need to deal with taxes or debt anymore.",
       "Geez, this is nothing like those Hollywood zombie films!",
-      "Do you ever think about the ethics of killing zombies?",
+      "Do you ever think about the ethics of killing <zombies>?",
+      "Do you think living on a farm is dangerous because the roosters might attract <zombies>?",
+      "I have dreamt of owning a house by the sea, but now I have nightmares of what lurks beneath the waves.",
+      "I liked walking through the forest, listening to the chirping of the birds but now I am afraid that the birds might devour me.",
       "So you wet your toothbrush AFTER you apply toothpaste?  That's so weird.",
+      "So is it pronounced gif or gif?",
       "What do you think the president is doing right now?",
       "What do you like to listen to?  Personally I'm into bass-heavy post-glam speed polka.",
       "Don't tell anyone else, but sometimes I like to sleep holding my teddy bear.",
       "Sometimes I see weird shit in the sky at night.",
+      "Did you see the <weird_sky_thing> in the sky last night, too?",
       "I used to have a cat.  I really miss Mr. Cuddles…",
       "My friends and I used to play cops-and-robbers, except with zombies.  Never thought I'd be in it for real…",
+      "We both need to cheer up, so here is a joke: What do you call a sleepy car?  Tyred!",
+      "I still think about when the rioters and my neighbors tore each other to shreds…",
+      "One day I greeted the mailman but his eyes were bloodshot and he aggressively threw letters at me.",
+      "This is nothing compared to just two months ago.  Everything is getting bigger and more dangerous with each day that passes.",
       "Do you ever think that we're in some kind of simulation?"
     ]
   }