https://zachintosh.github.io/slang-ipsum/
In a world where another lorem ipsum generator shouldn't be needed, it was. Slang Ipsum gives you the newest flavor of lorem ipsum generated text yet - the kind our "fellow kids" will be happy to read.1
Bask in the hunnit-p dank dopeness of this heckin woke generator. So yolo. So lit.2
1. Probably not, truthfully, since kids nowadays can't read.
2. The author is aware of his inability to properly use slang.
This is the static site for the slang-ipsum npm package.