Turns out it had two missing parentheses

README.md

@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ my_sheet.setAuth('<google email/username>','<google pass>', function(err){
 			rows[0].save();
 			rows[0].del();
 		})
-	}
+	})
 
 	// column names are set by google based on the first row of your sheet
 	my_sheet.addRow( 2, { colname: 'col value'} );