Finally, I have slain the great daemon of Cthinu'us N-tgr'atön.

For shits and giggles here's all 5,000 commit messages made during the process:

JUCE on Windows

jlrs for macos

jlrs

cygwin

Added back a library that was actually needed -_-

CI more like PITA

IDK

asdfasdfasdf

fewavqewvg

f

it's *right there*

asdfasdf

c

f

w

w

www

ww4

w

asdf

f

m

p

f

f

f

a

f

a

DLL hell

test fix

f

Trying less Cygwin

Adding back more Cygwin

Bumped lock

Bump lock

Link Julia in all binaries

Change link path based on OS

asdf

Windows is special and unique

idk

ffffff

idk

Bump JLRS

Bump JLRS

Revert a lock upgrade

eh?

eh??

eh???

YES IT FINALLY WORKS

no tinfo on OSX

foooolders

.github/workflows/build.yml

@@ -34,19 +34,39 @@ jobs:
     - uses: actions/setup-python@v2
       with:
         python-version: '3.7'
-    - name: MacOS-specific setup
+    - name: Cache LLVM install (Windows only)
+      if: ${{ matrix.os == 'windows-latest' }}
+      id: cache-llvm
+      uses: actions/cache@v2
+      with:
+        path: ${{ runner.temp }}/llvm
+        key: llvm
+    - name: Install LLVM/Clang (Windows only)
+      if: ${{ matrix.os == 'windows-latest' }}
+      uses: KyleMayes/install-llvm-action@v1
+      with:
+        version: 10.0
+        directory: ${{ runner.temp }}/llvm
+        cached: ${{ steps.cache-llvm.outputs.cache-hit }}
+    - name: Build on Windows
+      if: ${{ matrix.os == 'windows-latest' }}
+      run: |
+        python build.py juce_frontend --release --github-runner
+      env:
+        LIBCLANG_PATH: ${{ runner.temp }}/llvm/lib
+    - name: Build on MacOS
       if: ${{ matrix.os == 'macOS-latest' }}
       run: |
         export OPENSSL_ROOT_DIR=$(brew --prefix openssl)
         export OPENSSL_LIB_DIR=$(brew --prefix openssl)"/lib"
         export OPENSSL_INCLUDE_DIR=$(brew --prefix openssl)"/include"
-    - name: Linux-specific setup
+        python build.py juce_frontend --release --github-runner
+    - name: Build on Linux
       if: ${{ matrix.os == 'ubuntu-latest' }}
       run: |
         sudo apt update
         sudo apt -y install libxrandr-dev libxinerama-dev libxcursor-dev libasound-dev extra-cmake-modules libxcb-shape0-dev libxcb-xfixes0-dev
-    - name: Build
-      run: python build.py juce_frontend --release --github-runner
+        python build.py juce_frontend --release --github-runner
     - name: Upload Artifacts
       uses: actions/upload-artifact@v2
       with: