gimme some !bitcoin

command_tester.py

@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
 from commands import recapcommand
 from commands import spookcommand
 from commands import drinkcommand
-from commands import bingocommand
+from commands import cryptocommand
 
 
 # stats
@@ -24,5 +24,5 @@
 #test_message = { "Body": "#shoutout to the berlin massive" }
 #print test_command.execute( test_message )
 
-test_command = bingocommand.BingoCommand()
+test_command = cryptocommand.CryptoCommand()
 print test_command.generate("atom")

commands/cryptocommand.py

@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+# coding=UTF-8
+
+from string import Template
+import random
+from commandbase import BaseCommand
+
+class CryptoCommand( BaseCommand ):
+
+    def __init__(self):
+        BaseCommand.__init__( self )
+        self.command_mappings = [ "crypto", "blockchain", "bitcoin" ]
+        self.templates = [  Template("poisons the blockchain."),
+                            Template("fucks around with ethereum."),
+                            Template("writes !art into the blockchain."),
+                            Template("is all over $name coin."),
+                            Template("is living in a charles stross novel."),
+                            Template("likes tor"),
+                            Template("demands payment in dogecoin"),
+                            Template("digs the !hipster affordances of a p2p encrypted blockchain."),
+                            Template("fogets his bitcoin password."),
+                            Template("buys something on silk road."),
+                            Template("encrypts $name forever."),
+                            Template("is like upsetting the capitalist hegemony, man."),
+                            Template("puts a virus in the blockchain."),
+                            Template("gets !rob to explain it all.")
+                            ]
+
+
+    def generate( self, name ):
+        template = random.choice( self.templates )
+        message_out = template.substitute(name=name)
+        return "/me %s" % message_out