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add helpful wiki articles I can link later
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TheRealSeq committed Dec 20, 2024
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# Bundesnachrichtendienst
The *Bundesnachrichtendienst* ("*BND*") is the German foreign intelligence agency, founded in 1956, currently lead by *Bruno Kahl* as of December 2024.

![Logo](<BNDLogo.png>)

Its Headquarters is located in Berlin.

![HQ](<BNDHQ.jpg>)

## The BND and LegacyShell
It is rumored that the Bundesnachrichtendienst was responsible for the [Virgin Media](virginmedia.html) [December 2024 LegacyShell outage](virginmedia.html#the-outage). According to insider information, there had been multiple anonymous hints sent about *something bad hiding inside the LegacyShell.com links*.



> note that this article is satire. I actually don't know if this could get me in trouble if I didn't put this here.
> for more information about the actual tasks of the BND, read the [Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Intelligence_Service) or the [official Bundesnachrichtendienst website](https://www.bnd.bund.de/EN/Home/home_node.html).
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# Skill issue
When a person lacks the skills to accomplish a taks, that person has a **skill issue**.

![Issue](<SkillIssue.jpg>)

Skill issues can occour in various fields, ranging from video games and coding to real life.

## Examples
- a good example for a **skill issue** is *onlypuppy7*'s KDR in LegacyShell
- [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NWIVkzwmSI&t=71s) depicts the uploader's **skill issue** in the [Iffermoon Piper bossfight](piper.html)
- the [December 2024 Virgin Media outage](virginmedia.html#the-outage) is a clear sign of the engineer's **skill issue** who broke the cables in the first place
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# Virgin Media
*Virgin Media* is a British telecommunications company owned by *Virgin Media O2*. It was founded in 2007 and now covers 51% of UK households with approximately 5.8 million customers.

![Virgin](<VirginMediao2.jpg>)

## The outage
### The beginning
The creator of LegacyShell, *onlypuppy7*, is a customer of Virgin Media. On the 17th of December 2024, his internet went out. Due to all of LegacyShell's services being self-hosted, the entire LegacyShell project went offline as a result, as well as his personal website [*onlypuppy7.online*](https://www.onlypuppy7.online/).

### The bomb threat
As a result of the outage, onlypuppy7 and other angry LegacyShell players decided to write a bomb threat to the Virgin Media HQ with help of uncensored offline AI models puppy had downloaded.

### The end
Due to the bomb threat, Virgin Media agreed to send a technician on the next friday, the 20th of December, to investigate the issue. As it turns out, an engineer from the company had broken cables while working on something else. The technitian was able to resolve the issue.
At 5:41 PM CET, onlypuppy announced via a post in the [annoucements](https://discord.com/channels/1274473018407780393/1274473560433492049/1319706261989621872)-channel of the Legacyshell discord, that the issue had been fixed and he would be working on getting the services back online.
At 7:11 PM CET, it was announces that all of the services had returned back to functional, including the [LegacyShell website](https://www.legacyshell.com), the [LegacyShell forum](https://forum.onlypuppy7.online/viewforum.php?f=6) and the self-hosted LegacyShell music bot. A code for 10000 eggs with three uses had been included in the message as well.

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