Commands

• commit? - returns a random commit message from whatthecommit.com
• sterling <user> is a badass guitarist - assign a role to a user
• sterling <user> is not a badass guitarist - remove a role from a user
• sterling <who> is a member of <team> - tell sterling who is the member of 's standup
• sterling adapter - Reply with the adapter
• sterling ambush <user name>: <message>
• sterling animate me <query> - The same thing as image me, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead.
• sterling beer me <beer name> - Information about a beer
• sterling calculate <expression> - Calculate the given math expression.
• sterling cancel standup - cancel the current standup
• sterling cards help - displays the SlackAgainstHumanity specific commands
• sterling cast <card name> - a picture of the named magic card
• sterling catfact - Reply back with random cat fact.
• sterling conspiracy me - Get a random conspiracy theory
• sterling conspiracy me - Get a random conspiracy theory
• sterling convert <expression> in <units> - Convert expression to given units.
• sterling designer excuse - Get a random designer excuse
• sterling designer excuse me - Get a random designer excuse
• sterling developer excuse - Get a random developer excuse
• sterling developer excuse me - Get a random developer excuse
• sterling dstat me delay count - Show result with specified parameters
• sterling dstat me/cpu/io - Show basic result
• sterling echo <text> - Reply back with
• sterling encourage all
• sterling encourage me
• sterling encourge name
• sterling euphemism me - Goes to the Euphemism Generator and pics up a fresh euphemism.
• sterling excuse - Get a random developer excuse
• sterling flirt with <user> - Flirt with
• sterling forget <key> - Removes key from sterlings brain.
• sterling help - Displays all of the help commands that sterling knows about.
• sterling help <query> - Displays all help commands that match .
• sterling image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for and returns a random top result.
• sterling map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by query.
• sterling mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it.
• sterling mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
• sterling nettibomb - Send a nettibomb
• sterling nettipot - Send scarring, horrifying image of a nettipot in use.
• sterling next - say when your updates for the standup is done
• sterling ping - Reply with pong
• sterling plusplus help - displays the plusplus specific commands
• sterling pug bomb N - get N pugs
• sterling pug me - Receive a pug
• sterling random memory - Returns a random string
• sterling rands - A nugget of Randsian wisdom is dispensed
• sterling rands count - The number of wisdom nuggets is returned
• sterling remember <key> is <value>. - Returns nothing. Remembers the text for next time!
• sterling roll - Generates a random number between 1 and 100 inclusive
• sterling roll <num> - Generates a random number between 1 and inclusive
• sterling roll <num>-<num2> - Generates a random number between and inclusive
• sterling screencap me <url>
• sterling screencap me mobile <url>
• sterling sentiment - lists sentiment stats (message contents NOT stored)
• sterling shodan <string> - Search Shodan for any information about string
• sterling skip <who> - skip someone when they're not available
• sterling sms <to> <message> - Sends to the number
• sterling spot help - Displays the commands for Spot
• sterling standup for <team> - start the standup for
• sterling task add <task> - Add a task
• sterling task delete <task number> - Delete a task
• sterling task list tasks - List the tasks
• sterling test idop - test command that should reply into a slack channel
• sterling test idop - test command that should reply into a slack channel
• sterling time - Reply with current time
• sterling translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the and then prints that bad boy out.
• sterling translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates from into . Both and are optional
• sterling uber add <location> <lat>, <lon> - add a location
• sterling uber default - get default location name
• sterling uber default <location> - set location as the default to use
• sterling uber locations - get list of locations
• sterling uber prices <location> - get price estimates for location
• sterling uber products <location> - get products available for location
• sterling uber promo <location> - get promotion for new user at location
• sterling uber times <location> - get time estimates for location
• sterling voice me - sterling will reply with a new voicechatapi room
• sterling what are your favorite memories? - Returns a list of the most remembered memories.
• sterling what do you remember - Returns everything sterling remembers.
• sterling whatis|remember <key> - Returns a string
• sterling who is <user> - see what roles a user has
• sterling who's happy?
• sterling who's stressed?
• sterling xkcd <num> - XKCD comic
• sterling xkcd [latest] - The latest XKCD comic
• sterling xkcd random - XKCD comic
• sterling youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link.
• sterling: qr me <url> - turn a URL into a QR Code