Experience all the best parts of a typical website visit in 2024, all in one place!
- Cookie popup where the button to choose as few cookies as possible is as hard to find as Waldo holding the pin that is in the haystack
- Graphic intensive auto playing videos that you can't do anything to stop, hope you got the unlimited data plan, bud
- Paywall of which you just find out about when while scrolling into the second paragraph of content
- POPUP ADS, AND LOTS OF EM!
- 800GB javascript files that enable an animation when you hover over some banner (that you're never gonna hover over anyway)
- and more!!