!!! PRIVATE INTERNET HACKER, DO NOT DISTRIBUTE !!!
!!!      THIS SHIT WILL HACK EVERYTHING        !!! 
!!!       E.G., I.E., HACK THE PLANET          !!!
!!!                                            !!!  
!!! .TEXT                                      !!!
!!!  .GLOBL __OPTIMIZED_0DAY_DISPLAY           !!!
!!!  _OPTIMIZED_0DAY_DISPLAY:                  !!!
!!!       PUSH   EBP                           !!!
!!!       MOV    EBP,       ESP                !!!
!!!       SUB    ESP,       0X18               !!!
!!!       MOVB   [EBP-0X9], 0X0                !!!
!!!       JMP    _OMGZ                         !!!
!!!  _LOL:                                     !!!
!!!       MOVB   [EBP-0XA],0X0                 !!!
!!!       INCB   BYTE PTR [EBP-0X9]            !!!
!!!  _OMGZ:                                    !!!
!!!       CMPB   [EBP-0X9],0X9                 !!!
!!!       JBE    _LOL                          !!!
!!!       LEAVE                                !!!
!!!       RET                                  !!!
!!!                                            !!!  
!!! THIS INTERNET HACKER EVEN DETECTS IF A FED !!!
!!! HAS STARTED TO MONITOR YOUR HACKING PORTS, !!!
!!! THEN IT DOES LIKE, SOMETHING TO KILL THEM  !!! 
!!!                                            !!!
!!! YOU CAN STOP ONE OF US, BUT YOU WILL NEVER !!!
!!! STOP US ALL.  WE ARE THE BIT  AND THE BAUD !!!
!!! AND THIS IS OUR MANIFESTO, BITCHES!        !!!
!!!                                            !!! 
!!!    GREETZ:  #!ADM #!W00W00 #!FURRIES       !!!
!!!             DUKE_ VACUUM GOBBLEZ PHC       !!!
!!!             KEVIN-MITNICK(LOLOL J/K)       !!!