If you are familiar with cowsay on the cli, then you know what this is, but for R. If not, read below. Why? Why not?
- Scott Chamberlain
- Tyler Rinker
- Thomas Leeper
- Noam Ross
- Rich FitzJohn
- Kiyoko Gotanda
That's right, it takes 6 people to make cowsay - it's that hard.
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Asciicast: https://asciinema.org/a/7745
install.packages("devtools")
devtools::install_github("sckott/cowsay")library("cowsay")say('time')##
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