Ohshit

code/__HELPERS/matrices.dm

@@ -24,6 +24,15 @@
 		//doesn't have an object argument because this is "Stacking" with the animate call above
 		//3 billion% intentional
 
+/proc/animate_shockwave(var/atom/A)
+	if (!istype(A))
+		return
+	var/punchstr = rand(10, 20)
+	var/original_y = A.pixel_y
+	animate(A, transform = matrix(punchstr, MATRIX_ROTATE), pixel_y = 16, time = 2, color = "#eeeeee", easing = BOUNCE_EASING)
+	animate(transform = matrix(-punchstr, MATRIX_ROTATE), pixel_y = original_y, time = 2, color = "#ffffff", easing = BOUNCE_EASING)
+	animate(transform = null, time = 3, easing = BOUNCE_EASING)
+	return
 
 //Dumps the matrix data in format a-f
 /matrix/proc/tolist()

code/modules/bossstuff.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,78 @@
+/*
+Information:
+State 0 = INACTIVE
+State 1 = ACTIVE
+State 2 = ACTIVE, PHASE 2
+State 3 = ACTIVE, PHASE 3
+State 4 = DEAD
+
+*/
+//I KNOW ITS A OBJECT, I DONT WANT PLAYERS CONTROLLING IT
+/area/BossArena
+	name = "Boss Arena"
+
+/obj/boss/crystal
+	name = "Strange statue"
+	desc = "What"
+	var/state = 0 //State of the boss, used for things, Start at 0
+	bound_width = 96
+	bound_height = 96
+	var/health = 2000 //temp value, will adjust for amount of players in the Arena
+	var/list/opponents = null // I SEE ALL
+	var/list/fists = null // Start null, catalog fists on New()
+
+
+/obj/boss/crystal/New()
+	var/area/A = get_area()
+	if(!istype(A,/area/BossArena))
+		qdel(src) //Don't fucking SPAWN THIS OUTSIDE THE ARENA REEEEEEEEEEEE
+
+/obj/boss/crystal/attacked_by(obj/item/I, mob/living/user)
+	if(!(I.force > 5) || I.damtype == STAMINA)
+		user << "<span class='warning'>The [I.name] does no damage!</span>"
+	else
+		take_damage(I.force,I.damtype)
+
+
+
+/obj/boss/crystal/proc/take_damage(var/damage, var/damtype) //Do damage calculations
+	if(damtype == STAMINA)
+		return //Immune to Stamina damage you fucks
+	health = health - damage
+
+
+/obj/boss/crystal/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
+	take_damage(Proj.damage,Proj.damage_type)
+
+/obj/boss/crystal/proc/activate() //This turns on the boss, who knew?
+	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	state = 1 //I HAVE AWOKEN, MORTALS
+
+
+/obj/stonefist
+	name = "large stone hand"
+	desc = "A large hand, made of stone."
+	bound_width = 64
+	bound_height = 32
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "latexballon"
+
+/obj/stonefist/proc/smashdown()
+	//Play animation
+	var/list/turfs1 = circlerange(src,2)
+	var/list/turfs2 = circlerange(src,3)
+	turfs2 =- turfs1
+	turfs1 =- get_turf(src)
+	var/list/turfs3 = circlerange(src,4)
+	turfs3 =- turfs2
+	world << "FUCK"
+	for(var/turf/T in turfs1)
+		animate_shockwave(T)
+	spawn(2)
+		for(var/turf/T in turfs2)
+			animate_shockwave(T)
+		world << "FUCK2"
+		spawn(2)
+			for(var/turf/T in turfs3)
+				animate_shockwave(T)
+			world << "FUCK3"