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John Napier

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Primary contributor / maintainer / BDFL of the Java functional programming library lambda

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  1. palatable/lambda

    Functional patterns for Java

    Java 868

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"Please wake up. This is humiliating."

Buy me a coffee so I can seem lucid for at least one day per month.

Really taking "define success such that you can't fail" to heart here.

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"Your code sucks, and you suck."

Github issues you create - bug reports, feature requests, etc. - on my projects get my prioritized attention: fastest responses, and if we agree on a change, prioritized feature requests.

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"Let's chat about applicative functors!" - Not a single person, not even once

In addition to all previous tier rewards, I'll be happy to have a normal, human conversation about any concept I try to model in any of my projects: what it is, why it's implemented like it is, and how being able to spot it in the wild and model software leveraging it as a first-class concept can improve software design and aid in comprehension.

Know as little about these things as I do - you can't put a price on knowledge!
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"I fund bug bounties in libraries I don't even use"

Same as the $15/month tier, except you also get to feel morally and financially superior to those whack $15/month and below scrubs.

What happened was I ran out of ideas.