Assign a stupid Action to every Key.

[Raupinger]

E: Play rubber duck sound
W: kill current program
A: disconnect network
S: invert mouse movements
D: trigger kernel panic
V: tint screen green
B: tint screen red
H: tint screen blue
Z: tint screen pink
T: Play despacito
K: make Screenshot an post it on social Media
O: Change cursor to a flaming sword
U: Change cursor to a head of a horse
I: make cursor invisible
J: Play tetris music
N: cow sound
M: Donky sound
Y: Chicken sound
C: goldfish sound (?)
F: Play circus music
P: Switch off RGB
X: Display Giant Ugandean knuckles over the content of the screen
G: set Fan Speed to max

[STPv22]

DO IT!!!!!