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ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL NIGGA HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL NIGGA REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN LIKE BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL NIGGAS ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP TRAPPING OR WHAT 💦💦😩😩💯💯💯
find mr skeltal to get his dootiest treasure
👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽💀👽👽👽👽
Aaayyy lmao.
find the calsium for strong bones
🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍼🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶
find the trumpet to be blessed by mr skeltal
🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎺🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷
now updoot this comment or u will bcom fuccboi.
Thank Mr Skeltal.
Edit 1: THANK MR SKELTAL💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺 gooD boNes n calcium💀 thank 🎺 mr skeltal g💀💀ood bones💀💀and calc💀 ium💀💀💀 good bones🎺and calcium 🎺🎺if i dootƽaү thank skeltal man 🎶 doot doot doot doot🎶 good bones n calcium good bones (chorus: dootdoot) mMMMMᎷМ🎶 💀💀💀DO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒT💀 💀 💀💀 🎶 💀 🎺 🎺 🎺 💀💀thank mr skeltal
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U FUKIN RETARD 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U FAGOT 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👐WE 👨👨👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM SHITS😵😵
if bae 💏💑 got HIV 💉🏥😷💀 it's bout to turn into HI-WE 👫 cuz we in this together 😍😘
💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1️⃣cummy💦 2️⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦💦 4️⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy cums💦 so much he can't cum any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁️squishy☁️ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️
😱 BACK😱 AT IT 🎓AGAIN♻ WITH 👀THE 👞8000👞 😂👏 SUBS 👏😂💯👀🔥
💦💦cummies💦in👌the🔻😜front😜🔻💦💦cummies💦💦in the😲🍩back🍩😲💦cummies💦come😉from👄❤daddy's💓😵😵fat nut🍒sack🍒take a👌little👌👅👅taste👅🚫don't🚫let it go to 😋waste😋curl➰in a😶ball😶take up💋less space💋or else😓💗daddy💗will put me in👊👯my place👯👊yeah!😭yeah!😭he's got a 🏈leather belt🏈and he's🚫not😱afraid🚫to use it😲if👅daddy's💕 good👍👍at anything it's 👌gotta👌 be 😰abusing😰lock💘 me🎄outdoors like a👅filthy👅little💕whore💕i😽meow😽😻at the🚪door🚪when my🍑rump's🍑all💔sore💔i 👀look👀inside and i see💓daddy's💓mullet😍he'll let me😆back in😆if he can😅use😅me as a💩💩toilet💩💩i🐷squeak🐷andi😭moan😭and😱scream😱in👎despair👍💓daddy💓pulls me inside by the😭roots of my hair😭he👋slaps👄me in the😵face😵and he👅👅slaps a little more💦💧"😋open😋up your😤mouth😤, my little💩toilet whore😍😍"
✋🏻❓❗️❓What ❓ tHe FUCK😡😠😡😠 did 👉🏻you☠ just☠ fucking☠ say💢💢 🆎out me😡😡, you little bitch❗️❗️?❓ ❌❌I’ll 😠 have you know💫 I 🎓graduated🎓 🏅🎖🏅top 💯 of my💯🆑ass🏅 in the Navy👷 Seals👷👷, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret🤐 raids 🔫🔫 on Al-Quaeda👳👳👳👳, and I have over 300💯💯💯 confirmed kills😵. I am trained in 🐒🐒gorilla🐒 warfare💣 and I’m the top⬆⬆ sniper🔫 in🔫 the🔫 entire 🇺🇸US🇺🇸armed🇺🇸forces🇺🇸. You are ❌❌❌ nothing❌ to me but just another target🎯. I 😡😠😡😠 will wipe you the fuck out with precision🎯🎯 the likes of which has ❌never been seen👁 👀👁 👀 before on this Earth🌎, mark👀 my👀 fucking👀 words📖. You think 🤔💭 you can get away with saying that 💩shit to me over the Internet💻🌐💻🌐💻🌐💻🌐? Think again, fucker.😡 As we speak I am contacting my secret🤐 🤐 🤐 network of 🕵spies🕵 across the 🇺🇸U🇺🇸S🇺🇸A🇺🇸 and your 💻🌐IP💻🌐 is being traced 💻🌐right now so you😡 better prepare for the 🌩🌩🌩storm, maggot. 😡 The ☂☂ storm 🌧 ⛈ 🌩 that wipes out the 😹😹pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ⚰⚰ fucking 💀dead☠☠☠☠☠☠, kid. I can be 🌎 anywhere🌎, anytime ⏰, and I can kill☠☠ you in over seven hundred 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 ways, and that’s just with my👊👊 bare hands👊👊💪💪👌. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed🔫🚫⚔ 🚫🔪🚫💣🚫 combat, but I have access to the 🔫🔫entire💣 arsenal💣 of the 🇺🇸United🇺🇸States🇺🇸Marine🇺🇸Corps🇺🇸 and I will✔️✔️ use it to its full ✔️extent to wipe your miser🆎le ass🤓 off the face🌎 of the 🌎continent🌎, you 💩little shit💩💩 If only you could have known what unholy ✝🚫☪🚫🕉🚫☸🚫🔯🚫☯️🚫 retribution your little “🆑ever” comment was 🆎out to bring 👇down 👇upon you, maybe you would have held👅 your fucking👅👅 tongue👅👅👅. But you couldn’t❌, you didn’t❌, and now✔️✔️ you’re paying💲 the 💸price💰💰, you goddamn idiot. 💢 I will 💩💩💩💩shit💩💩💩 😡😠😾fury😡😠😾😡😠😾 all over you 😡😠😾 and you will ☂☂drown in it ☂☂. ☠☠☠☠ **You’re** ☠☠☠☠ **fucking** ☠☠☠☠ **dead,** ☠☠☠☠ **kiddo.**☠☠☠☠
hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉�👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌
>teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾
I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You!
>kicks you from behind👟💥
Are!
>teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air
Just!
>flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut
A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO ＦＵＮ ＴＯ ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂!!!!
>hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground
NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
>Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌.
>Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth
who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot.
>crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪
heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies.
>Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says.
Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there
>Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕
mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧
Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬
>teleports away
It's 🌲MARCH🌲 1ST BITCHES👄! U KNOW WHAT DAT MEAN👌🏻 ITS THE 💦🎉ANNIVERSARY🎉💦 OF EMPEROR🙏🏻 DIOCLETIAN👨🏾 APPOINTING CONSTANTIUS CHLORUS👨🏻 AND GALERIUS👨🏼 AS CAESARS🍆🍑😫, REPRESENTING DAT SHIFT😂😂 TO THE 🙏🏻MF🙏🏻 ROMAN💯 TETRARCHY👌🏻🍆! 😫👅💦CLICC DAT MF SHIT😂😂👌🏻 IF U WANT SOME 👨🏿BIG👨🏿 ROMAN 🍆DICK🍆 TO CELEBRATE THAT SHIT 🍑FAM😂😂😫😪. THESE NIGGAZ👨🏿 BEEN UP TRAPPING🍑👅 REAL NIGGA HOURS SINCE 293😳😳. U BETTER PUT😏 YO 👨🏼MANS DICK🍆 IN YO MOUTH👅 FOR DAT 🔥NIGGA🔥 DIOCLETIAN💦😏 AND HIS GIRL👩🏽 WHO HAD THE FATTEST 🙏🏻🍑🍑BOOTY🍑🍑 🙏🏻IN THE WESTERN 🌎🙌🏻WORLD🙌🏻🌎 M'NIGGA🌚. SHARE THIS 🌭SHIT🌭 WITH THE 💣THICKEST💣 💯CUM💯 💦THIRSTY💦 BITCHES👩🏽👩🏽 U KNOW SO U GET 💯GOOD💯 🍑ASS🍑 DICK🍆 THIS MONTH💣🍆🙏🏻👅🔥🌭🍑💯😂6️⃣9️⃣
Now if I fuck 🍆💦💞🍑 this model 💁👯And she just bleached 🚽 her asshole 💥 And she gets bleach 🚽 on my T-shirt 💦👕 Imma feel like an asshole 🚽💔💩😠
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Works good on kik too fool people. Fooled me.
What's my gender? 🚺🚹❓❓Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my gender 👧🏽👦🏽 was❓❗️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ FUCK I have EVER seen👀👀👀 browsing before 😂😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT ✔️✔️ to ask me what my 🚺🚹🚺🚹 gender is? 😂😂😂 MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼 I'll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹 G E N D E R F L U I D 🚹🚺 I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain 📢📢 what that is to someone as IGNORANT 😂💩💩 as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝🏼️🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼 Being G 🚺 E 🚹 N 🚺 D 🚹 E 🚺 R 🚹 F 🚺 L 🚹 U 🚺 I 🚹 D means that I am both M A L E 🍆💦👦🏽 (cis scum😷😷😷😷😷) and F E M A L E👧🏽👠💄🍑 ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ between these genders 👌🏻😂 as I please❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ You're ignorance 😷 is literally OOZING 💦💦💦💦 out 😂😂😷😷😂😷😂😂
THE IOWA🌾🌽 COCK-US🍆🍆💦💦 IS UPON US 💦💦💦😪😫 we will find out IF WE GOT REPUBLICAN🐘 RIM JOBS👅 💦 OR DEMOCRAT🐴 DICK🍆🍆. an ELEPHANT 🐘never forgets and neither will your ASS🐴🍑!! time to DANCE 💃💃on those POLLS📍. so trim✂️💇🏾 that JEB BUSH🌳 and get ready to FEEL THE BERN🔥🔥 in your HILLARY CLIT-ON 🙆🏻and if your lucky 🍀🍀🍀you might feel CHRIS CHRISTIE'S PISS MIST💦💦💦. we all gonna need to CRUZ over to planned parenthood 👶👶🏻👶🏿👶🏽 after this CUMVENTION!
SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ TRUMP HUMPING🐪🐪🐪 CANDIDATES AND YOUR PU$$Y 🐱🐱🐱🌸GAME WILL TRUMP ♠️♣️♥️♦️ALL. IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET DEPORTED👮🏻😩😖😪👋🏻
i want to 🅱 your🙋 little baby tampon boy👶🙏. i want to turn🔃into a little crying baby😭😭 and then suck👄💦 on your breasts🍖👅. Your magic🎩💫 breast milk🍖💧💦would turn🔃 me into a little baby tampon boy👶✨. You would stick me🔝into your hoo-hoo🍑😳and i would wait⏳⌛️with anticipation‼️👄❗️ spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas💨💦 waiting🕐🕝🕙 for you💁✨ to bleed💉 all over me. i want to feel your blood💃inside my little goo-goo ga-ga👀👀 baby tampon body👶✔️. i want to absorb your hoo-hoo juices🍹🌟 inside my little baby tampon boy👶🔞body and goo-goo ga-ga👼 like a little rolly-polly🍭🍬 baby boy👶. it would be orgasmic💦👀 to know💭 i am 1⃣ with your hoo-hoo blood‼️👅 and i would giggle😂and goo-goo ga-ga😭and yelp😋with little baby boy👼 excitement🍆💦 as i roll around🔃in your hoo-hoo🙈🙉🙊and revel in your red♥️juices🍹, slurping👅💧 them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body💋💖. then i want you to pull me🔙out and squeeze✊✋and wring💦 my little baby tampon boy body so that your hoo-hoo blood💉 and juices🍹 spill💦all over your face💆. it would hurt😨 and i would scream😱📣 in pained❌💥goo-goo ga-gas💨 as pain💢 envelops my little baby tampon boy body 👀until i reach full climax💯👅💦 and turn back into grown human man👨🙏
hi every1 im new👌👀👌👀!!!!!!! holds up spork thats ✔ some good👌👌shit👌👌 right👌👌there👌👌👌 my name is katy💯 💯 but u can call me🐧🐧🐧 t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧🐧🐧🐧 💯 👌💯🐧🐧🐧💯 !!!!!!!! lol…as u can see👌👌👌 im very random✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self👌👌👌 💯!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me 👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀_… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!👀👀👀👀)thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 its our favorite tv show!!👌👌👌👌👌! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!!👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ 👀👀 hehe…toodles!!!!! good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m 🐧🐧🐧🐧👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
IM DELETING YOU, BERNIE!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 ✔Bernies💃👴 are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Bernie!💖 Send this to ten other 👴💃Bernies👴💃 who give you 💖👍socialism💖👍 Or never get called 🌷🌼️progressive🌷🌼️ again 🚫😢👎😢👎 If you get 0 Back: no free healthcare for you 🚫🏥🚫🏥 3 back: you're progressive🗽🗽 5 back: you #FEELTHEBERN 🔯🗽🔯 10+ back: You’re the first lady!💕🗽💕❤💋💑❤💋💑
⛔️🚫✋STOP✋🚫⛔️ 🚫You've violated 👿👎 the law!🚫 😖😖But now...😏😖 😈You get to violate😈 My body😣💦💦💦💨💨 With your 😱 BIG 😱 MEATY😱CRIMINAL 😱 COCK😱 in my ass 👉👌👉👌 Now put that 👦🏿 REDGUARD DICK 👦🏿 in my tight 👉👉👉👌👌👌👌 👦🏻BRETON BUTT 👦🏻 or you're going to JAIL 🚫🚫🚫 and be carful 😖 or I might pay with my blood 😖
there is nothing😃 😃 😃 left in my soul💦💦but cummies💦daddy tore it from me😃💦💦💦😙 😙 😙 i am a shallow cummie bank💦💦💦💦💦💦❤️ ❤️ with no personality💯💯💯🆘🆘 please help me😂 😂 the cummies are causing my skin to become necrotic🍆🍑🙈💦💦 there is blood everywhere😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cummies💦
AAAAAAAAAAH!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! ✋😡I've had it up 👆to HERE 💯with stupid fucking memes! You guys 👨👨👦make me want to KILL 😩🔫MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? ❓❓For me to fucking KILL 🔪☠MYSELF and write on my suicide note 📝"Cause of suicide: ✍Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself⚰🔪"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!🙌😤😡You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST💯 💁of fucking discussion without "🚫🙅MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE ❄💨☃CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" ✋🚫Fucking STOP IT ✋✋🚫you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer 🚬that I cannot even fathom😒😩 💡how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, 💸💸schoolwork 📓📚✏️to finish or a family to attend to? 👪Do you literally do ANYTHING productive 🎮🎨🏀with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes🐸 👀on the music 🎙🎤🎼section of a god damn anime imageboard? 😒😒You fucking people make me sick🤒🤒 and you're damn lucky 🎱🍀I don't have any of your fucking addresses6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ 🏠you fucking pieces of shits. 💩💩I'd spit in your faces.😂😂
😍daddy😈💓loves me💓, thinks i'm a 🙏godsend💘, when i 👯shake👯 my little booty in👱meemaw's depends!👱 i 💓shake💓it to the👈left👈and i 💓shake💓it to the👉right👉, 😍daddy😍😲unzips😲and i'm😵filled with delight😵he 🚶struts🚶up🔺🔺to me and😆grabs😆my😋booty😌, he👊slaps me😭in the😍face😍and🕐counts◻🕓back◾from🕖three▫! the 🕛timer's🕛run out and i 😣feel a little poke😣😚, he😥pushes😥into me with a😰slippery stroke😰😰, 😆nine hard inches😲😲going👉👌into my bum👉👌, only to😌think😌that he💢started💢with his👍thumb👍, i'm not😎fully ready😎as his😜willing🍡cock-tube➰, so he💨pumps💨 a little💢harder💥using my😆🏮blood🏮as💋lube💋, fill me👄daddy👄fill me 👅daddy👅💕fill a little😰more💗, pump your🍌juices🍌inside your little👼baby whore👼😈, 😱oh no😱, look at that, i've💩💩soiled💩💩on the⬇⬇floor! 😇please don't hit me😇😍💋daddy💓, i just😅😍want your😚love😘😘, he😌answers😚my😓pleads😓with a 😭vicious😭little😠shove😠, i 💢hit💢 my😨head😨 and all i👀see👀 is😵white😵, i think my👄👄daddy💋 might be😡done😣😭for tonight😭😭
Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃
❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 Lorem ipsum dolor Sit👌 amet ✔consectetur adipiscing👌👌elit sed👌👌do👌👌👌 eiusmod✔tempor ✔✔incididunt ut labore et dolore💯 magna aliqua 💯 Ut enim ad minim veniam (quis:^nostrud) eXERCITДTION💯 👌👌 👌ULLAMCO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Lorem ipsum
What's 🆙⬆my SLUTS😈❤💦? ? I know 🎉🎈TWENTY DICKSTEEN🎊🎉 just started ⏰✔ BUT 💘FUCKuary 👉👌 is cumming 💦💦up s👀n so grab 💋💋 those sexy 🔓singles and stick some 🌷🌷flowers in that vase 😈of yours and let 😇CUPID😇 stick his 💘💘arrows inside 👌 uuu Send 💌💌this to 1🅾 of your sweet 👅lollipops 🍭🍭if u get 🅾🅾back you're single this Valentines day💔💔 if u get 🅾5 back you're a Saint 💕💖Valentines Slut 💋💓 if you get 1🅾 back you get 😇😇💖💘 Cupids 😇 cute COCK🍆💦💖👉👌 tonight hurry up 🕛🕧🕐🕜🕝time to get that FRESH😈😙 Valentine love 💕😇🍆💦💦💦
🔯💵🔯💵🔯💵🔯💵🔯💵 oy vey Oy vEy🔯 thats 👃 some jewish🔯🔯 shit right🔯🔯 there🔯🔯🔯 right👃 there 👃👃 if i do ƽaү so my self 👴 i say so 👴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: mazal tov) mMMMMᎷМ👴🔯🔯🔯 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔯🔯🔯🔯👴🔯💵💵💵🔯🔯 Oy vey
Happy PresiDICK’S 🍆🍌🌽 DAY‼️ Time ⏰⏰ to honor the DADDIES 👬👬 of our nation 🇺🇸🇺🇸 George SLUTsington 👯👯, Benjamin SPANKlin👋🍑, John HanCOCK 🍆🌽💦💦💦 These POUNDING 🔨⚒ fathers ERECTED ⬆️⬆️ their 😻📃CUNTstitutional dongs 😍🍌for LADY LIBERTY 🗽👅🙀 Raise that ASS 🍑 to 💦💦 Abraham LinCUM 💦💦, 🌲 WOODrow Wilson 😏🌲😉, Bill CLIT-on 👌👈, and the CUMmander in chief, 👦🍆👀BarCOCK Obama 👦🍆👀 Don’t forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE 👀😩 DICKlared war 🔫💣 on those CUMMIES 💦💂💂 Share in ♋️ SUCKonds or you won’t be pounding 🔨that presidential PUSSY 🙀🙀 Get 5️⃣ back and ur a White House HOE 🏠 Get 🔟 back and ur the SUCKretary of state 📔😙🇺🇸 Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan 😩😩💦💦💦💦💦 HAPPY JIZZIDENT’S DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑
😩 Daniel 😍😍 I wish 🙏🏼 you would look 👀 at me the way you look at your vans😍😍 if you had a white van on the street🚐 I would get in🍑 and you can give 🔑 me that Daniel dick🍆🍆🍆💦🍑 I NEED that Daniel dick🚐🚐 Your Cummies 💦💦💦are whiter than your vans😍😍🍆💦 Send this to 69 Daniel loving 🚐 sluts or else Daniel woulnt give you 😧 his cummies 💦💦
Are you calling me a BITCH??😧😧😧😢😢😢😢Well guess what...💅🏻💅🏻💁💁💁💁Bitches are female dogs...🐶🐶🐶🐩🐩🐕🐕Dogs BARK...BARK grows on TREES🌲🌲🌲🌳🌳🌳TREES are NATURE🍂🍀🍁🌳🌸🌍NATURE is BEAUTIFUL...so SORRY!😘😘😝😝😝But you're calling me BEAUTIFUL😀😀😀😁😁😂🖕🖕🖕🖕💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
PUSSY 💦💦 IS RED 🔥💋 BALLS 🏀⚽️💦😩😩 ARE BLUE 💙➿➿ IF HE BUSY 👤💼💼 ON VALENTINES DAY 🌹💖❣HIS SIDE HOE 👀👅🍆 IS YOU👊😴😴😫 SINCE V DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 💦💦GET THAT V READY 😏👅👅 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 💦💦👀 FROM DADDY 😏😩 CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹❤️ FOR YO ASS 💘💘 DONT FOR GET TO STICK 😱👀 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 IN A VASE AND TIE UP 😏😩 THOSE PRESENTS 👅💦 BECAUSE FUCKUARY 😜😉 IS SHORT SO GET IN A QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦💦 BEFORE ITS OVER! SEND TO 14 OF YO HOES OR BE ALONE THIS V DAY 😳😰😰
👌👀👌👀 good shit 👀 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there❗️‼️
👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯
😱⁉️what the fuck😱is the point📍 in correcting me😾😕. You think I🙋 don't know how to spell "hell"👺👹😹? My phone📱autocorrected☑️ it to "he'll👨" because I was eating chips🍟😂 and typing✋📃 one handed👋 and didn't want to bother with deleting ❌that apostrophe❕ just to please a fucking lifeless😲fat neckbeard👨 like you.👉😂✋
🚫Stop 🚫thinking you're smart just because you can correct 🚳somebody's spelling🔠, you seem like a total fucking👉👌 idiot jackass🐴😂 and I'm ashamed 😁🚮and disappointed that on the internet💻where there are millions🔃 of comments📡 and commentors, I was still stuck👥 with a response written✏️✒️ by somebody like you.✂️👉
You obviously👊 knew 😑what I meant, it's not like I spelt "hell"🌋👹as "s;ldkfjs;dlfkj".😂❓Take your fucking dildo 💻🍆keyboard out your✌️crusty ass❌🍑and realize that maybe you have no friends🚷👬and plans tonight🙇⛺️because you're an unlikeable🙍cumstain 🎩☔️who repels everybody away like opposite poles💈⚠️on a magnet.
The next 🔜time you comment💬👤 like a fucking moron,😒ask yourself "would I rather write this useless comment💬or would I rather clean 💦my fucking act🎭up and stop being a little shitter💩👍". My🎊 New Years🎉resolution is to never 👻have the misfortune👲of you coming💦 acros➡️any more➕of my comments and throwing up your shitty 💩😒insight at me.👐😂💯
Now that Dickcember🍆🍆🍆🍆 is almost over it’s time for 2016 to CUM💦💦💦💦💦💦. We will reign in the new year with the dropping ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇ of our balls😩😩😩😩😩😩🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿. Chop down that old christmas wood🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 and put out your flames🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 and get ready to party into 20DICKteen🍻🍸🍻🍻🍸🍻🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉. Hopefully your new year will start off with a BANG 💥💥💥💥😩🌽😩🌽. Send this to your freakiest new year bitches 👀🍆👀🍆👀 for good luck into the CUMMING year 💯💯💯❤️❤️ Get 5️⃣ back and you a lame ass stuck in 2008 bitch🙈😫🙈😫🙈, get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you a badass looking for some thick COCK😏🍆🍆💯🍆🔥👅get1️⃣5️⃣ back and you a horny futuristic ball 🏀🏀🏀 dropper ready for a pile of fresh2016 DICKS😫🙏🏿🙏🏿👅😍💯🙌🏿🍆😩
My 😍DADDY😍 makes me 💦WET💦 my 😙 DADDY😙 makes me 😻 SQUISHY 😻 my ❤DADDY❤ makes me 🐷squeal🐷 when he 🍆💦🍆puts it in🍆💦🍆 my 🍑TUSHY🍑 he's calling me a 😈WHORE😈 he makes me 🐶 beg🐶 4 😋MORE😋 he makes me 👅lick👅 💦CUMMIES💦 😖right off of the floor 😖 🆗 one 🕛time🕛 🙋 💋daddy💋 left 🙋 and I😮 slipped 😮 on the floor THE 💦CUMMIES 💦💀KILLED ME💀 😭😭😭 now I can't get any more😭😭👻👻👻
find mr skeltal to get his dootiest treasure
👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽💀👽👽👽👽
find the calsium for strong bones
🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍼🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶
find the trumpet to be blessed by mr skeltal
🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎺🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷
now updoot this comment or u will bcom fuccboi
😄haha😅😅 lol that's hilarious bro 😅😅😆😆😆 HAHAHAHHA 😩 OMG I can't stop 🚫 laughing 😫😫😫😫😫😫 HOLY FUCKIN SHIT 😲😲😲 I laughed so hard at that that I died!!1!1!!! OMG 😲😲 I"M FUCKIN DEAD-wait I see a light 💡 👼 OMG I'm an angel 👼 I'm going to Heaven 😶 Holy shit it's god!! 🌝 Hey god 😀 have I been a good devoted follower?🙏 🌝 no, u scrolled past that 👍Like if u love 😍 Jesus facebook post, so ur ass is goin to hell son 😱no please goD no 😟😟😟 OH NO I"m falling into hell 💥🔥🔥🔥😰🔥🔥🔥 It's so hot 😰 😱 Holy fuck it's satan 😈 Hey u little fuccboi u wanna fuck 👄the dark lord? 😍😍Hell yeah satan 😈 turn around and present me ur anus 🍑🕳 😉😉 oh yeah stick ur big throbbing horn in my tight asshole satan 🍆 🍑🕳 😈 yeah u like that ☺️oh fuck👍 yeah👍👍👌👌 satan that feels so good 😝😝😝 OH FUCK YEAH IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD 💓 OH 😋😆 FUCk 😝😝 YES AH 😝 AHHHH😝 OOHHH YEAH!😍😍 😈u want me to cum on ur ass u little slut 😍oh yes give me 💦💦 cummies 💦💦 satan! 😈 here it fucking cums(lol haha get it)😈🍆💦💦💦 😛yeah let me lap those cummies up like a cat 🐱 drinking milk 🍼satan😈🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦😨 holy shit 💦💦💦 2 😫😫 many 😈🍆💦💦💦cummies💦💦💦😫💦💦💦💦 I'm drowning in cummies 💦💦💦💦💦😲💦💦💦 holy shit I died from too many cummies!😱😲
Being daddie's 👸 princess and getting 👅💦💦 cummies is cool 👍👍👌 but remember too many 💦💦cummies 💦💦 is not 🙅🙅 good make sure ur daddy 👱 is responsible 👍👍 with his cummies or else u die 💀💀 and death means no more cummies 💦💦🚫👎😱
🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 💀💀🎺💀 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL SPO0KY HOURS 🕐💀 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL SPO0KY REGISTRATION 💀 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN UPDOOT BUTTON 🙉🎺💀 NO FUCCBOIS REAL SKELTONS ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU DOOTING OR WHAT 💯💯💯
I found a dildo in my mom's closet when I was 7 😔😔 shit was scary 😔😔 'cause I thought it was a real 😯 I ain't know 😣 I thought it was a real nigga dick in the closet 😢 and I wasn't out searchin' 👀 for dicks 👷 the dick found me 😩 I was in the closet lookin' for snacks 😢 I saw a penis 😔 shit was huge 😔 .. and I was scared boy 😰 I ain't know what to do 😢 . . . so I took it and put it in my shoe box and waited for my dad to come home from work 😐😐 I had to tell somebody 😐 you don't just FIND dicks everyday in the closet 😢😢 and I didn't just put it in the shoebox and walk away 😐 no 😐 it was too risky 😐 . . . I carried that muhfucka with me everywhere I went 😢 .. my brother said ". . . What's in the box CJ---" "NOT DICK 😩" 😐😐 And I think that sorta gave it away 😐 bit I ain't know no better 😐 I was 7 😢 .. I'm in the bathroom takin shits next to the dick 😐😐 eatin' cereal with the muhfucka 😐😐 I asked the dick if it was hungry 😐😐 . . . Then finally my dad comes home 😐😐 I said "Dad follow me 😐" .. I went in the garage 😐😐 I put the box on the table 😐😐 I said "Dad there's a peterwhacker in the package 😐" . . . He said "What 😐" "THERE'S A DICK IN THE BOX DAD I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE 😩" .. my dad opened the box, he said "What the fuck 😣 .. CJ where you find this at!" I said "I don't know dad 😐 it was in the box with the shoes you got me 😐" .. he said "CJ . . . Where 😐😐 did you get 😐😐 the peterwhacker 😐😐" .. "It was in mom's closet dad 😣 I was lookin' for snacks 😩" .. I snitched 😢 And I still thought my mom was goin' to jail for cuttin' a nigga dick off and puttin' it in the closet 😢
So me and my dad in the living room .. my dad standing up, waitin' for my mom to come home with the dick behind his back 😐😐😐 like this was normal 😐 I said "Dad I don't think you should hold it like that 😐" he said "SHUDDUP CJ" 😐😐 My mom unlock the door, my dad throw it at her 🍆😲 it her lip 😲 .. he said "WTF IS THAT TASHA !" .. my mom had groceries in her hand too 😐 she said "What" .. he said "THE BIG ASS DICK CJ FOUND IN YA CLOSET ! HE PUT IN HIS SHOEBOX" 😲😲😲😲 oooh you snitchin' ass muhfucka 😲😲 I trusted you 😲😲 you bald 😲😲 pecan head muhfucka 😲😲 my mom looked right at me 😐 .. "WTF YOU DOING IN MY CLOSET CJ!" .. 😐😐 I said "WHY YOU CUTTING PEOPLE PETERWHACKERS 🍆 OFF MOM" .. sonn 😲 when I tell you she beat my ass with that peterwhacker boy 😢 like I ain't even do nothin' 😢 I was so mad 😢 I called the cops 😐 I said "Hello 😐 yeah my mom got somebody dick her closet 😐" .. I snitched 😐 I had to 😐 she beat my ass with the dick, what was I supposed to do 😢
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HEY 🙋 BRO!! READY 4 THE 💪💪GYM💪💪 BRO??? TIME⏰ TO PUMP SOME IRON🔩 BROO!! LET'S GET 💀SHREDDED 💀 BROSEPH😥😎😎😬 GET YOUR WHEY SHAKES 🍼 READY 🌊BROSIEDON🌊 CAUSE WE NEED 👊👊PROTEIN💪💪!!! 1🅾 GRAMS PER LB BRO❗ GONNA GET FOOKIN 💪🔥BUILT🔥💪 BROMIGO!! GONNA 🔥🔥BURN🔥🔥 OFF THAT FAT BROCHACHA😏😎😎 HOW ABOUT SOME EGGS 🍳 WITH YOUR WHEY SHAKE🍼 BRO HOW ABOUT SOME 🐓🍗 CHICKEN🍗🐓 JIMI BROHENDRIX😎😎 LET'S HIT👊 THE LOCKER ROOM🚿🚿 AND SHOWER🚿 UP MCBRONALDS😉😏😏 BROJOBS ALL AROUND🔁 BRO😋😮 NO HOMO BROMO 😜
Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦
Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋
Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴
Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦
Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑
there is nothing😃 😃 😃 left in my soul💦💦but cummies💦daddy tore it from me😃💦💦💦😙 😙 😙 i am a shallow cummie bank💦💦💦💦💦💦❤️ ❤️
with no personality💯💯💯🆘🆘 please help me😂 😂 the cummies are causing my skin to become necrotic🍆🍑🙈💦💦 there is blood everywhere😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cummies💦
💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1⃣cummy💦 2⃣cummy💦💦 3⃣cummy💦💦💦 4⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy cums💦 so much he can't cum any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁squishy☁ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎
🚨ATTENTION🚨 2003 IRAQIS 👳🏾 This is our LAST YEAR 🔚 of being kids 😧, cause next➡️ year, we gon be 1S1S💂🏼 M3MB3RS 😁 That means BEHEADINGS 🔪😭 bombing buses 💣🚌 getting Saudi oil money 💹💲💲 creating 🔜 millions of refugees 👫👪👫👪👫👪👫👪👫👭 and 72 VIRGINS 👧🏻👉🏻👌🏻
Now when I'm very good 👶👶 and do what daddy 👨👨 asks... 😇 I'm daddy's 👨👨 little 👌👌 angel! 👼 👼 and he gives me facial masks 😋😋😋 but when I'm very bad 😈😈 and answer back in sass... 🙊🙊 I'm daddy's little 👌👌 devil! 😈 and he has to fuck me 😩😩 in the ass 🍑👈👈👈👈😍
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💤💤💤💤💣WAKE 🆙 IT'S 🕛 TIME 🕐 FOR 👳ISIS 👳🕐TIME TO KILL INFIDELS 👫👬👭👪👮💦💦 FUCK 💦💦ANIMALS 🐐🍆🐐🍆🐐🐐🍆🐐🍆🐐🍆🐐🍆🐐🍆🐐🍆 FLY PLANES ✈✈✈✈ INTO BUILDINGS 🏢🏢 O😮M😮A (THAT'S A FOR 👳ALLAH👳 BTW) SO MUCH FUN 🙌🙌 PRAISE ALLAH 🙏🙏 BECAUSE HE'S NUMBER ☝ ONE ☝AND THE 🔚 OF THE WEST WILL 💦CUM 💦 SO 🛅PACK🛅 YOUR 💣BOMBS 💣🔫🔫LOAD YOUR GUNS 🔫🔫 SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WIVES 👩👩👧👧🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 AND ENJOY YOUR 👼👼 72 VIRGINS 👼👼ALLAHU AKBAR ✈🏢🏢
Inspired by DJ Khaled's snapchat stories
Tai Lopez here in my garage with my 💕ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me a 💦ＲＩＤＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I slurp his ＧＮＡ͏ＷＬ͞Ｉ̛ＤＧＥ💦 I slurp it!💦 I install them whole bookshelves.. 💕💦😫Faster ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ! Faster ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ! 😫💦💕 1 Book💦, 2 Books💦💦, 3 Books💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ`s💘 👑owner 👑but I'm also ＭＡＴＥＲＩＡＬＩＳＴＩＣ! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little ＬＡＭＢＯ!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
[OC] 🔥💞Papi💏 had a little🙌 kitty😻🙀😽 whos cummy💧👈 was white⚪ as snow❄⛄☁☔ and anytime Papi's👦 cock🐓😵got bigger⬆🙈 his little girl 👶👼👪 was sure👍to blow 💨👅👄👌 I cant🚫🙅live without you Papi!💞💖 You make me ah💦 ah 💦cummy!!😍😩😚 let me lick👅 you up ⬆⬆ and fill my tummy! Send 💌💋💬 this to your 💟one💯TRUE 💯Papi or be an orphan👲💩 for 18 years 🔫😦😩👎😱✨💦💦 Papi
🚨🚨WEE WOO🚨🚨WEE WOO🚓🚔Hold👏UP ☝ we got A👀👀 NEW 👶MeME ALeRT🐸☕MAJer 🔑🔑~ sPiCy~🚨🚨aLL🎊u👏fresh👏MeME👏dudes💪🐶
IM DELETING YOU, SUPREME LEADER!😭🙍
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Dictators are irreplaceable 🙏I could never delete you Great Leader!🙏 Send this to ten other 💪Autocrats✊ who give you 💣Hydrogen bombs💣 Or never get called ☭proletariat☭ again❌❌💰💰❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no nukes for you 🚫🚫🔥 3 back: you'll ⚒work🔧 the 👴rest of your life👴⌛⌛😊😊😊👍🙆 5 back: you're taken to 🙏Supreme Leader🙏's camp of 😄fun✌✌👍 10+ back: your 👪family👪 is 🔫rehabilitated🔫 💀💀😈💕💕😄 👍👌💯
👉you👈can✔👍block🚫me✌👋👸but🍑👉you👈❎can't❌un-taste👅this☝pussy 🐈💦boo👻😘💋
👌🌞👌🌞👌🌞👌🌞👌🌞good morning go౦ԁ morning👌 thats ✔a good👌👌morning right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (rooster: ᶜᵒᶜᵏ ᵃ ᵈᵒᵒᵈᶫᵉ ᵈᵒᵒ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌🌞🌞🌞👌👌Good morning!
👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES❕❗️❕It's the 1️⃣st day of 🌺spring🌺 and you know what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 and he's gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅🎀pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅👅👅 and your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦💦💦 brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers🌷 Jesus✝ ain't the only thing ⤴️rising⤴️ this Sunday🙏🏽⚡️😉 it's time to let that 👶🏽baby making👶🏽 spring 🌧 rain drizzle all over that 🐱pussy🐱 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest💋 spring hoes👠💄 to get something 💥special💥 in your 🍑buttercup🌼🌼 on March 2️⃣7️⃣😩 if you 🚫don't🚫 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 🔥baddest bitches🔥 you won't get your 🍬candy🍬 eaten😭 🍆💦
heyy👋🙈 babygirl😍😘 let's chill👌👌👌 and by 👉chill👈 i mean 💨VAPE💦 babygirl 💦ride the 🌊🌊wave with me 👸baby dive into my 👀mind ☯ and feel the 🌍vaporwave💦💨🌊 let me vape with my little 🍁420 baby d o y o u f e e l i t 🙏🙏🙏🙏
🤘👤Somebody😉⏱⬅once told me👤❗❗😎the world🗽🏯🏰🏘🌈is gonna😱😱roll me💀🆘I😎ain't😔the sharpest tool🛠⛏⚔🤓in the shed🏚🏡🚷She💃👧👩👌was looking👀🙆👁kind of😐😑dumb🙂🙃🙍with her👸💁finger☝
👉yoU😞 cant✖ 💃live🏃🏃 your wh🌏le 🐟🐶life👤🙉 ⤵behind🔙 your 📲PHONE📱📞☎📠 😎💯brooo🆒, you just ✖❌🙅NoT‼❕‼ gonna 👦you cant👎👎👎 DO 👆👇THAT👉👈. you gOtTA 💋✨🌌LIIVE💦👌 in the 👇⌚NOW👍 YOu know⁉⁉⁉✔
👅💦👅💦 alexander hamilton💵💵 was such a babe 😍👄❤️ but he CHEATED 👎😫🙊 on his girl 💔😥 send this ➡📩 to 🔟 of your founding father🇺🇸🗽 daddies 😏 u would NEVER🚫🙅🚫 cheat on!!!!!!!!!!💋💍💞
☢☠☢☠☢☠☢☠☢☠ cancerous post cancer౦us pOst☢ thats 💩 some 👾👾sam 💉pepper shit right☢☢there☢☢☢ right💩there 💩💩if i do ƽaү so my leukemic self 💀 i say so 💀 this thread is a fucking chernobyl right here right here (chorus: ^only ^cockroaches ^here ) mMMMMᎷМ💀 ☢☢ ☢ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ☢ ☢☢ ☢ 💀 ☢ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☢☢ Cancerous shit
Imma Buss Ah Nut 🍆 In Yu💦💦👅😛 Yu Kno 🤔 Ion Trust 🙅🏾🚫 No Hoes 💁🏾❌😮 I Juss Be Fucckin 🍆🔥👉🏿👌🏿 My Broes 😂😂👫 No Homo 🚫👨❤️💋👨🙊💤👀 I Diccked Down 🍆🍆💦 Tha Whol Squad 👅👀💋😍😍 We Been Fucckin 😂😎😩😻 Since 👌🏿✊🏿 Da Fif Grade 🍆🍑⏰💞 I Nut On They Lip 👀🍆💦😛😛 N They Fucc My Ass 🍆🍑😍😍😏 Dey Dicc 🍆😝 Me Down Raw 👊🏿👊🏿 Like 😍😍😘🙌🏿👌🏿
I sexually👨❤️💋👨 Identify as an Attack Helicopter 🔫👊💥🚁 . Ever since 🕒🕟⬅ I was a boy 👦 I dreamed 😴🏨💤💭 of soaring 🚁 over 🔝the oilfields 💧🏭 dropping hot sticky loads ⬇⬇🔥🔥💦💦🍭💯💯 on disgusting 😝 😝foreigners👨👧👨👧👦👨👦. People 👥 say 💬 to me 😧 that a person being a helicopter 👤➡🚁 is Impossible❌❌ and I’m fucking 🏩💦💦💦 retarded 💫👀👃👅💫 but I don’t care 😎❌❌❌, I’m beautiful💄👓😚💎. I’m having a plastic surgeon 🔨😷✂ install rotary blades🌀🌀🌀🌀, 3⃣0 mm cannons 🔫 and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles 🔥🔥🔥🔥🚀🚀 on my body👤. From now on 🕚➡🕦 I want you guys 👥 to call me 📱💬 “🇦️🇵️🇦️🇨️🇭️🇪️” and respect 👌👍👌 my ➡️right➡️ to kill 💀🔥🔥🚀💀🔫💀💀💀💣💣💀💀 from above 🔝 and kill 💀🔫 needlessly ❓❓❓. If you 👉 can’t accept ❌👎❌👎 me you’re a heliphobe ❌🚁❌ and need to check ✔ your vehicle 🚐🚑🚲🚠🚓🚛🚖🚁🚇 privilege. Thank you ✌ for being so understanding. ❌➡✔
👋🏼👋🏼💅🏼HAYYY U 🎀PASTEL GRASS ASS BITCH!✨ ⚠️GUESS 💁🏻WHAT TODAY IS?? IT'S THE 💦CUMMING💦 OF CHRIST!!😱😭🙌🏼 ITS TIME ⏰ TO GET 🏃🏽YOUR ASS🏇🏼 TO ⛪️CHURCH⛪️ AND 😏
🙏🏼PRAY🙏🏼 FOR THAT SWEET DICK!! 😤☺️
👏🏼ALL 👷🏼THE DADDIES👴🏾 ARE HIDING 👀 THEIR EGGS 👱🏽👳🏾...🙋🏻🙎🏽🙆🏼 LOOK 👀 HARD😫 SO YOU CAN GET THE SPECIAL PRIZE.. 😛 (DICK!!)💦
🌈🐰HOP ON A COCK🌽 COS YOU’RE GONNA BE GETTIN 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼 IN 👏🏼 😘 LIKE RABBITS🐇🌻 TONIGHT!!🎆
🚨🚨THEN ITS TIME FOR THE 💓EASTER 😉 PEG 🔑HUNT! 🍆🍌🍡TURN YOUR MAN 🙇🏻 AROUND🔃COS YOURE☝🏼️👌🏼 GONNA BE DEEP✔️ INSIDE✔️ HIS HOLY SUNDAE!! 🍧🔙🔛🔝💪🏼
🌷SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR 💪🏼SLUTTY BUNNIES🐰 AND 🐣CHURCH-GOING CHICKS!!🐥
🔮🐓 IF U GET 1⃣ BACK YOURE A 💐EASTER💐 BAE-SKET.💗 IF U GET 5⃣ BACK 😮 YOURE A PLASTIC EGG 🐣 PUTA. 👊🏼😤😲
IF U GET 🔟 BACK YOURE THE 🙏🏼✨HOLY SPIRIT✨🙏🏼 OF DICK!!🙌🏼🙌🏼👏🏼
AS A MAN👦🏾👦🏽👦🏿💪🏿
🚨IT IS YOUR JOB 👉🏿🔨👔💼🚨
TO PUT
A 👏🏾WOMAN👏🏾 IN👏🏾 HER👏🏾 PLACE👏🏾💯
WHAT IS HER PLACE⁉️👀
1ST PLACE✨☝🏿🔛🔝😍😍😍👸🏿💘💏👑👰🏾💍💖😩😩😩✨
📣😉Shoutout📣😉 to my 🌟💸☕Starbucks🌟💸☕ SLUTS 🍆💦😍 This⬇💁 go౦ԁ sHit👌💯 right 👄💅 here 😉😉 👉goes👉 📨out📨 to 👉👉U👈👈!!1 it doesn't ❌🙅❌ matter 💁 if you drink 💎IC😎ED💎 FAP😰UCCINOS or 🍫M🅾cha🍫 LATTES 💦💦, just 💭reme💭mber💭 that 💦🍆DADDY🍆💦 will 👅AL😲WA👅YS😎 give 👉👉U👈👈 goOd 🍆💨💦CUMMIES💦 to a➕dd😰 😏👅special👅💅 flavor🍉 to your😘 😍👌FAVE👍👌 ☕DRI🍵NKS☕ 😎💦😍💯
Play💏With His Balls🍒Not⛔His Feelings🌈😪✋Make His Dick Cry😻💦Not🚫⛔His Eyes👀💧😭👎Break⛔The Bed😈🍆Not His Heart💔😔✌💯
IM DELETING YOU, MR CENA!😭👋🎺
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💯True💯 JOHN CENAS are irreplaceable 🎺I could never delete you Mr Cena!🎺 Send this to ten other 😎 Mr Cenas 😎 who give you 💪 DDTs 💪 Or never get called 👑 The Cenation Leader 👑 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: you can't see me 🚫🚫👀 3 back: your time is now 🎺 ⏰ 5+ back: your NAME IS JOHN CENA ^(doot doot doot)🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺
IM DELETING YOU, SENPAI!😭👋
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IT IS GETTING CLOSE 🕑🕓🕔TO THE PRESIDENTIAL PUSSY PRIMARY‼️😫💦 SOON MY DADDY 👅👅💦 DONALD TRUMP👦👦 WILL BE ABLE TO FUCK 🍆🍆😫US IN THE OVAL OFFICE🗽🗽 AND BUILD A WALL🏢 TO PROTECT US FROM HIS HUGE LOAD💦💦💦. HIS LOAN 💸💸💸FROM HIS DADDY😍😍 MAY HAVE BEEN SMALL😢😢, BUT HIS HUGE DICK ISN'T ‼️‼️🍆😩🚫SEND THIS TO 1️⃣6️⃣OF YOUR CLOSEST TRUMP LOVING TRAMPS. 👦💃IF YOU GET 5️⃣BACK, YOU'RE HELPING DADDY MAKE AMERICA WANK AGAIN🇺🇸😩💦. IF YOU GET BACK DADDY TRUMP WILL FIRE YOU 🚫🔥WITH HIS BULGING COCK ‼️🍆
today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Greece that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊
I remember my first time gettin' my ass eaten 😔 .. Now hol' up ight 😐 it wasn't like that .. Me and my girl had a strict no ass eatin' policy 😢 .. I don't know how the shit happened .. Like I was layin' down on the bed .. And first Vanessa was suckin' my jong jong 🍆😩 like she was goin' in 😍 .. Then you know how they like to slide down to ya nuts 😩 .. But Vanessa ain't stop there 😐 .. Like this bitch went down to my pouch 😐 like the part between ya ass and ya nuts 😔 Like that part 😐 .. And that pouch ticklish, so I started laughin' 😭😢 she thought I liked it, so this bitch kept goin' further 😵 like this bitch got my legs up in the air just swabbin' my shit out 😩 and when I realized the situation I said "Hol' up 😐😐 you ain't gonna bitch me 😡" The plan was to roll over and kick her in the throat .. But my WHOLE body just left the bed 😵 like this bitch took over 😵 all my strength was gone 😢 this bitch was holdin' me upside by my waist and eatin' my shit like oodles n' noodles 😢 and I was mad 'cause the shit felt good 😢 I was tryna stop it 😤 I said "BITCH THIS THIS NOT SUPPOSED TO FEEL GOOD! WTF YOU DOIN" I was tryna wiggle my ass free and shit 😩finally this bitch dropped my ass 😢 by my whole ass was swabbed out 😢 like everytime I walked my ass cheeks made this *squeak squeak* sound 😢 .. I look up, this bitch Vanessa puttin' her clothes back on like she completed her mission and shit 😵 meanwhile I'm here fucked up 'cause I don't know wtf happened 😢 I said "Bitch did you just 😵😵 did you just eat my crevices 😵😵" she said "No" I said "No bitch I THINK YOU DID!" she said "Yeah whatever Calvin" 😵😵 like she was mad 'cause I knew she ate my ass .. Like I wasn't gonna find out 😐 I said "You know what, take ya shoes off and come apologize to my ass 😐" this bitch walked out like she ain't do shit 😐 I saw this bitch at school the next day, she ain't even acknowledge my ass 😐 I stood up at lunch I said "BITCH YOU JUST GONNA EAT MY ASS AND NOT RETURN MY PHONE CALLS 😡" .. the reason I said it at lunch, is 'cause she was sharin' a juice box with this new nigga at lunch 😐 nigga was sippin' out the straw 😐 I said "Yeah nigga, thass Kool-Ass you drinkin' right there nigga that ain't no Kool-Aid" then I just walked out 😐 just let him sit there with it 😐 fuck him 😡
hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it's 🍂November🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you're a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿
Hey 👋❗️you 💧 springtime ⏰☔️🌲 sluts 😉😈 It's time ⌚️to turn 🔁 ahead 🙎🏻 those COCKS 😂👀🍆🕑. Daylight 🌇👌saving 😉🙍🏻 💦time begins 🔔 on Sunday 😐☀️🌅. That ☝🏻 means 😋 LONGER 🍆😏 evenings and 😞 shorter 😐 mornings 😩😣😫. More time 🙀 to suck that ⚠️ night 🕕 time 🌃 dick 🍆🌚😻 you hoes 💁🏻👯😳😜. So send ➡️🚮 this ⬇️ to 2⃣0⃣ of your freshest 🌺 fuckbags 👉🏻👌🏻🍑😋😅🙋🏻 if you 😍 want 👄 your 🌺🌼🌻 flower 💐🌹🌸🌷 to get 😉😏watered 💦💦💦👅. Get 1⃣0⃣ back ⬅️ and 😁 you're the 👩🏻 mother 👵🏻 of all 🌼💐 March 🌻🌸 meat 🍖 wallets 🍗🍔🍑😂💯. Get 5⃣ back ⬅️ and you're 🙊☔️ a spring ☔️💐 skank 🙆🏻 in training 🚣🏻🚴🏻💧. Maybe ⏰ next ➡️ year📆, junior 😥💦 juice box💦😂. Get none 0️⃣⬅️❌ back 😭😂 and you're 💁🏻 just a 🍌🌇 summer 😨🌞 smush mitten 😈👐🏻🚿🚱😆😒😖
A spectre👻👻 is haunting👻 🌍Europe🌍 — the spectre 👻of communism☭☭☭☭. All the 💪💪powers of old Europe💪 have entered into a 🙏 holy alliance 🙏to exorcise this spectre👻👻👻: Pope 💩💩and Tsar💩👎👎, Metternich💩 and Guizot💩💩💩, French Radicals🇫🇷🇫🇷👎👎👎 and German police-spies🚮🚮🚮🚮.
Where is the🎉 party🎉🎉 in opposition that has not been 😿decried😿😿 as communistic☭☭☭☭ by its 😦😦opponents in power😦? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding🔥🔥 reproach🔥🔥🔥🔥 of ☭☭☭☭communism☭☭, against the more advanced🎊 opposition parties🎊🎊🎊, as well as against its 🙅🙅🙅🙅reactionary adversaries🙅🙅?
🕑Two things🕑 result from this fact📕📕:
I. ☭☭☭☭Communism☭☭ is already acknowledged by all 💪European powers💪💪 to be itself a 💪💪☭power☭💪.
II. It is 🕛‼️🕛high time🕛🕛🕛❗ that ☭☭Communists☭☭☭ should openly, in the 😛😛😛face😛😛 of the 🌍whole🌍 world🌍🌍🌍, publish📕📕 their📕 views📕📕📕, their 🎯aims🎯🎯, their tendencies☭☭, and meet this 🍼nursery🍼🍼 tale🍼📕🍼 of the 👻Spectre👻 of Communism👻👻 ☭ 👻☭ with a manifesto📕📕 of the party📕🎊☭ itself.
DISCLAIMER - This dank meme ~~stolen from~~ brought to you part by /r/FULLCOMMUNISM
So ur with ur honey😀😁 and yur making 💕💋out wen the 📞phone🔔 rigns. U anser it 😒n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?"😲😲 U tell ur girl n she say ⚠"my dad is ded".⚠🎢 THEN WHO WAS PHONE?😰😟😣
💀🐴💀🐴💀🐴💀🐴💀🐴 dead horse dead hOrse thats 🐎 some dead🐴🐴horse right🐴🐴there🐴🐴🐴 right🐎there 🐎🐎if i do ƽeigh so my self 🏇 i neigh so 🏇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🏇 🐴🐴 🐴НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐴 🐴🐴 🐴 🏇 🐴 💀💀💀🐴🐴Dead horse
🍔🍟🍔 IT'S MACKDONALDS TIME🍗🍗🍔 You have been visited by the legendary RONALD MCDONALD, master of BURGER 🍗🍔🍔🍗🍟 Upbeetis this within 3 seconds or you'll never have BURGER without HEARTBURN 🍔🍟🍟
HOLD ON ✋HOLD ON✋HOLD ON ✋✋WAIT A SECOND 👉⏱⏲⏱👈 EVERYBODY HERE. IM THE GHETTO OPRAH 👨🏿👈🙌👵🏿👵🏿👵🏿🙌😫😩💎💰💸💵YOU KNO WHAT DAT MEAN🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 YOU GET A FUR 🙈🙉🙊😨😱💁🏻😱😱😱 YOU GET A FUR 😭😲🙈🦁🦁😱😱😱YOU GET A JET ✈️✈️YOU GET A JET ✈️✈️BIG BOOTY BITCH FOR YOU 😜🍑😜😜😚👯👯👯💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻🍑WOOOOOOOOOOO😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
OHHhoHooHOoHhOOhHooooo slow down thERE FUCKOS!✋💃ITS THE BIG😏🍆BAD😈WOLF HERE TO BLOW YOU😮😮😮😮😫😫dOWN!! YOU PIGS🐷🐖🐽THOUght I wouldNT WANNA bloW💨SOME SUCCULENT MEAT🍗🍖LIKE YOURS. BUT ILL HUFF😩AND ILL PuFF😩😩🌿AND ILL BLOW THAT HOUSE🏠DOWN. ILL BLOW so HarD😖YOU'LL BE CREAMED WHEN IM DONE😩😩😣😩😣😩💦
forgive english, i am Russia🇷🇺🇷🇺.
i come 💦💦💦 to study 📚📚🔬 clothing 👕👕👕 and fashion 💋👠👓💄💅 at American🇺🇸🇺🇸 university🏦🏦. i am here little time ⌛^🕚 and i am very hard stress🔥😡😡💨. i am gay 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨 also and this very difficult for me❌😡😡😡❌, i am very religion person⛪⛪. i never act to be gay 👨❤️💋👨 with other men 👨 before. but ➡after➡ i am in america🇺🇸🇺🇸 6 weeks 📆📆 i am my friend together 👥💍💒 he is gay also👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨. He was show me American🇺🇸🇺🇸 fashion 👤👉💋👠👓💄💅 and then we are kiss 💋💦💘.
We sex together👥🏩💋💋💞💦💦💦💖. I never ❌❌❌ ⬅before⬅ now am tell my mother 😕💬💬 😡 about gay 👨❤️💋👨 because i am very shame 😩😦😕. As i fock 👥🏩💖 this American🇺🇸🇺🇸 boy 👦 it is very good 😋😋💦✔✔ to me 😋 but also i am feel so guilty 😩😩❌❌. I feel extreme guilty 😩😩❌❌ ✖💯 as I begin orgasm 😍💥💥💨👦. I feel so guilty 😩😩❌❌ that I pick up my telephone 😩✊📱 and call Mother 👩 in Russia🇷🇺🇷🇺. I awaken her 🏨🏨😴💤💤. It too late 🕚🕚🕚 for❌❌stopping❌❌ so I am cumming sex 💦💦🏩. I am very upset 😩😩 and guilty 😩😩❌❌ and crying 😭😭, so I yell her 😭😭📢📢📢💬, "I AM CUM 💦💦 FROM SEX 🏩💖🏩" (in Russia🇷🇺🇷🇺). She say what😐❓ I say "I AM CUM 💦💦 FROM SEX🏩💖🏩" and she say you boy 👉👦, do not marry American girl ❌❌👨💍⛪❤️👩, and I say "NO ❌❌❌ I AM CUM 💦💦 FROM SEX 🏩💖🏩 WITH MAN 👨👨, I AM IN ASS ⭕ , I CUM IN ASS💦🍩" and my mother 👩 very ✖💯 angry me 😒💨💥👊💢. She not get scared ❌😮 though.
I hang up phone 😩✊🔝📱 and am very ✖💯 embarrass 😨👎. My friend also he is very embarrass 😨👎. I am guilt 😩😩❌❌ and feel very stupid 😵😵. I wonder, why do I gay with man 👥💖🏩❓ But I continue ⏩⏩ because when it spurt 💦💦🍩 it feel very good ✔✔😌 in American🇺🇸🇺🇸 ass 🍩.
HELLO GUYS 👋👋🖕 THIS HERE 👆 YES RI🖕GHT HE🎯RE 👆👇👉 IS SOME BRAND NEW ♻♻♻ M😎E😎M😎E😎 🖕🖕 DO NOT 🚫🚫 TRY TO 💂 STEAL 💰🏃🏼 🚶🏼 THIS SHIT 👌🏻💩 SEND✉➡📬 MEMES TO BE COOL 👌🏻😎😎AS ICE❄❄(iceice)⛄⛄
Fieri me the FLAVOR up 👌👅👌👅👌👅👌👅👌👅 good taste go౦ԁ tAste👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌taste right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do cook so my self 💯 i cook so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👅 👅 👅 👌👌Good taste
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Water... 💧💦🌊 Earth... 🌎⚰⛰ Fire... 🔥☀️💥 Air. 🌪💨🌬 Long ago, 🕐🕜🕠 the 4️⃣ nations 🇦🇺🇸🇻🇩🇪🇱🇷 lived 2️⃣gether in harmony. 😊❤️ Then everything changed 😨😰 when the Fire 🔥💥 Nation 🇱🇷 attacked. ⚔💣😱 Only the Avatar, master of all 4️⃣ elements 💦🔥🌎🌪 could stop🚦them. But when the world 🌎🌍🌏 needed him most, he vanished. 😵 A hundred 💯 years 📅 passed and my brother 👦🏽 and I 👸🏽 discovered the🆕 Avatar 😊😌, an airbender 🌪🌬 named Aang. 😎🆒 And although his airbending🌪🌬 skills are great, 👍🏼👌🏼 he still has a lot to learn ✏️📝 before he's ready to save any1️⃣. 😀😀😀But I believe Aang can save the world. 😇🌎🌏
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IM DELETING YOU, DJ KHALED!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 DJs are irreplaceable 🔑I could never delete you DJ Khaled!🔑 Send this to ten other 🎧DJs🎧 who give you 💰$1,000💰 Or never get called 👫loyal👫 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no houses for you 🏠🚫 3 back: you're loyal💰👫 5 back: you're DJs girl👫🔑🎧 10+ back: you smart💭💭🎤🎤🔑🔑
💻📊💻📊💻📊💻📊💻📊 VLOOKUP me the FUCK up 💻 thats 📒 some Excel-lent💻💻shit right💻💻th 💻 ere💻💻💻 right📒there 📒📒if i do 📊 ƽaү so my selｆ📒 i say so my 💻💻se 💻💻lf 📊 ledger en trie 📊 s 📊 📒 thats some verti📒 c a l 💻 shit right there 📊 right there (chorus: table_array) mMMMMᎷМ 📒 💻💻 💻 mmMmicr o sO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒft 💻 💻💻 💻 📒 💻 📊 📊 📊 📒 💻💻Vertical shit
💣🕛💣🕜💣🕝💣🕞💣👀🕙🕑 bomb clock boMb cLock💣 thats ⏰ a🕛 bomb ass 🕑💣⏰clock right💣💣there🕞💣🕙 right⏰there 💣💣i built it my self 👳 i built it 👳 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ👳 💣🕞 💣НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🕑💣⏰⏰ 💣 👳 💣 👀⏰🕙🕐 💣💣Bomb clock
I saw mister👨 willy 👨🍫wonka 😍😥💦 he said👄💦💬 hey charlie 👦👦 wanna Get a sneak 🙈👀 peak 🙊👀 at my 🍫 factory 🏫? I went inside 🚪and he led 🚸 me to ➡ his BIG dark 🌚🌑🌃 lair 😍 I asked 🙎😣 where's? 😾😲¿ the chocolate 🍫?? I looked 👀 @ Willy 👨🙉 , He bent 📎 me over 😨😓 and tickled 💦my pretty💁 pretty 👱 doughnut hole 🍩💦😩😍 "Its in here 😵😱💩👌👈" he said stretching my tight ❎ bumhole open 🍑⚪ Daddy! I screamed 😰😥 give me milk🍼🍆💦 chocolate!😍 🍫💩 I grabbed his slippery ☔ cock🍆🌽🍌 and shoved it in me 😤🙉 daddy wonka spanked 💪😍✋😥 and pumped ⛽ his way to my 🌝 golden 💰 ticket 💳, writhing 😥 in pain 💢💥 he slowed to a pause 🚫✋ it was cumming 😍😵😨 daddy wonka filled me up ⛽🚗 with his cummies 😭🍆💦🔥😩 and whispered in my 👂👅 "heres your milk chocolate"🍆💦😸👨💩🍼
👀🔥DAMN🔥👀 👌🔱🏃DANIEL🔱👌🏃 😱 BACK😱 AT IT 🎓AGAIN♻ WITH 👀THE 👞WHITE👞 😂👏 VANS 👏😂💯👀🔥SEND👞 THIS ✋TO 5 ✋🏃PEOPLE OR ELSE👀🔥YOUR 😂VANS👞 WILL GET DIRTY👞😩
Emojis 😄 are ✋for normies👺👹🇰🇵! Do not fucking👫 insert a cancerous🏥🏥 looking👀👀 face👱 into texts📱! You're 👋probably standing🚶 there with a straight face 😐😐😐😐anyway, and otherwise, explain your emotion in words📕📗📙📘, or use a emoticon. But not👎👎👎👎 an emojis😎😆😑😅😜😇😟😁!!!! this is cancerous🏥🏥!!!! all of you fucking normies😀😀😀 on my fucking 💩posts💩 with so many fucking emojis👺. it doesnt make sense💯. it's not cute🐸, it's not adorable🌚, just fucking cancerous🏥🏥!!!! especially when you use more➕ than 1️⃣ since when can you have several 3️⃣face expressions😀😄😊😌😚🤓 at the same time⏱⏱? you can't👎. so don't🖐 . your face😀 never looks like those emojis 💯💯👌👌anyways. so WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! ❗️❗️❓you people make me want to KILL🔫 MYYSEELLFFFF😀!!!!! this world 🌅🌄🏜🏖⛲️🗻🏔⛰is officially over with👌💯👎!!!!!
❗️‼️ IT'S THE 🎐CHINESE🎎 NEW 🎊YEAR🎉 BITCHES😱😱😱‼️❗️‼️ If u were born👶 in the Year 🙊of 🐒the 🙉Slutty🐒 😏🙈Monkey🐵 🎆🎇CONGRATULATIONS🎉🎊 cuz😨 YOU'RE ONE 😉NAUGHTY😘 🐒MISCHIEVOUS🐵 😏😏SLUT🍆🍑!! yall be 👼blessed👼 with 👴NEW👲 👳DADDIES👮 and 🍆NEW🌽 🍌DICKS🍠! so GRAB ur 🍀LUCKY🍀 🍆✨'CHARMS'🍆🌟 🐵SHOVE IT🐒 ⬆️😩UR😫 😫😨ASS😱 and ✔️GET✔️ 💯READY💯 to 😨JUMP😱 from 🍆DICK🍍2⃣🍌DICK🌽 2⃣ start this YEAR⭐️ w/ a 💥BANG💥💦💦!! also 🙈DON'T🙉 🙊FORGET😇😇 4 good luck🍀🍀 Remember to❤️💚🐵 FUCK!🍆🍆🍆🍑💦💧💦😝 Send this to 2⃣0⃣ of ur 😈😇COCK🍆👄 🍌🙉GOBBLING🍌👅👅💦💦 🙈🐵MONKEYHONKEYS🙊🙉 that are 🐒🐒🐒celebrating this New 😝CHINESE😛 year with ✨NEw 👴👴👴CHINESE 🌽COCKS🌽. Get 4⃣ back & u're 1💙💚 magnetic THOT😙🍆💦😂 Get 9⃣ back & u'll hav good 💦🍀FUCK🐒SHUI🍀💦 for all ur 👴👴chinese🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳daddies👴👴 get 2⃣0⃣ back ✌️Peace✌️ 🍃Prosperity🍀 🍆Daddies🍆 and 💦☂Cummies💦😝 will cum 2⃣ U😍😍😍 in 🙊🙈🙉ALL🐵🐒 🌋ELEMENTS🌌❄️ 🎎SHAPES🍍 AND 😱SIZES😱😱!! HURRY up‼️❗️ cuz this year only 💦💦cums💦💦 every 1⃣2⃣ YEARS!😱😨😨😨 HAPPY😊 🎎CHINESE👱👴FUCKING😍🍆🍑💦✨🌟 ✨🎉NEW💖 🎉YEAR🎊🎊 and 😏😏GET🐵🐒 READY😏😏 for 💖💖VALENTHOT'S💘💞💕 👼DAY💦💦❗️💗‼️
😤☁️😤☁️😤☁️😤☁️😤☁️ vape shit vape sHit👌 thats 💨 some sub-ohm👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right💨there 💨💨if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 😤 😤 😤 👌👌vApe shit
☝👆👆🙆OH MY GOD🙏☝THIS!!!👆👍🙌I LITERALLY😏😜CAME💦HERE😰💨😎TO POST📩📝💬📲THIS💻👆☝EXACT👌🙈😏COMMENT📄📬📨
pass 8th grade 🎮🎭
do sex 😛😛😛
smoke wheat 😈😇
partayyyyyyy 🍺🍻🔫
❝ mmMMMM u know whAT REALLY GETS me gOIN 💯💯‼️😩🔥💦 is thEM ALIENS 👾👾🚀 up in that GALAx Y 🌠🌠🚀☄ where that mmMMMMmm MILKY 💦💦🍼😏😏 waY IS‼️ they CUM 👅💦😩 here to ABDUCT US 😱😱 seND THis to 6️⃣9️⃣ 😏💦 of your fELLOW hUMANS 👯👫👬👭 and jusT MAYBe u will get proBED 👉👌👀 with that THICC ALIEN DICK 👾👾🍆🍆👀👌💦🔥🔥😩😩😏 👅 IF U DONT❌🚫, the alien DADDIES 👾👀👅👌 will DROP U OUT THE SPACESHIP 👋🚀🕳👈😱😱😰 and you will be left floatING in SPACE 🌌😫😖 with no EXTRATERRESTRIAL DICK ❞
IM STUMPING YOU, TRUMP!😭👋
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💯True💯 ✔Trumps 💃👴 are unstumpable 💖I could never stump you Trump!💖 Send this to ten other 👴💃Trumps👴💃 who make 🇺🇸🇺🇸America🇺🇸🇺🇸 great 👍 again Or never stump 👞 again
any women want to get 🍙🍕dinner🍟🍔 on valenti💕ne's day im a 👌😊nice guy😇😇/ 🎩👔enlightened gentlesir👔🎩/ 📐📖scholar 📖📏📐. I do🙅n't use drugs💊💉 or dr🍺ink and I'll treat you ➡right➡. When the night🌃🌒🌌🌚 is over we can just ☁❄chill❄☁ and listen to some roma💟💖💗💘ntic 💿🎧🎵🎶🎼music💿🎧🎵🎶🎼 and I'll take you 🏠home🏡 but if you want we can get a little 🍆🍑dirty🍑🍆 and get some 🌊💦💦c u m m i e s 💦💦🌊. 😂😭😂 anyways 😂 if you're do⬇wn hmu 💌 haha maybe we'll go somewhere 💍💐💒💐💍
HEY!!👋🏽👋🏽! im sndin this 2 U🤘🏼🤘🏼! cause u got some nice HONKIN titties🔊🔊!!! good job on being born WitH som A1💯😍💯TITS🍅🍅. send this to the 1st Prson U think has som 💯NICE💯 tits or get ur tits 🔪cut🍴 ✂️✂️off!✂️ if u get 2 back ur a boob goob🍭🍘! if u get 5 back ur at titty city🕍🍅⛪️!!!
WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL DADDY HOURS 🕐👌🍑😬 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL DADDY REGISTRATION 🍆🍑💕BY SMASHING THAT MOTHAFUCCIN PUSSY👅👄💋❤❤ REAL PRINCESSES ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP GIVIN CUMMIES OR WHAT 💦💦😍😍💯💯💯
💩🚩💩🚩💩🚩💩🚩shit post shit pOst💩 thats ✔ some shit 💩 post right💩💩there🚩🚩🚩 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 💩🚩💩🚩WWEEEEEEEww^www shit post
Happy 2️⃣0️⃣th ANALversary 🎉🎈🎁my PokéTHOTS👯. On this day📅 in 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣6️⃣, we had to pick between BulbaSLUT 🐸🍀🍃, COCKmander 🐲🔥💥, or SQUIRTle 🐢💧🌊, then we all needed money💵💴💶💷 for some GOLD🏅 and SILVER🍴 so we got our RUBY♦️ pussies popped till they were SAPPHIRE🔷 by our Sugar Daddy's 👴🏽 dick that was hard as DIAMONS💎 ready to give us a PEARL⚪️ necklace. Whether BLACK💁🏿 or WHITE🙋🏼, we all pray🙏🏽 to our lord, Ar-CUMMIES🐴💦 for some ❌ rated fun (none of that 🌱 rated shit) Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your kinkiest PokéTHOTS👯 Get 0️⃣ back and Team COCKet🚀💦 will steal all of your PokéBALLS😱 Get 5️⃣ back and you'll be CUMpion👸🏽 of the PokéTHOT👯 League Get 🔟 back and your ass will be RED❤️ and BLUE💙tonight Get 2️⃣0️⃣ back and your Sugar Daddy👴🏽 will be helping you "Catch 'Em All" 😏 from when the SUN🌞 cums up to when the MOON🌚 goes down
THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 AND EVERYBODY'S JUMPING 💃 NEW YORK 🗽 TO SAN FRANCISCO 🌇 AND INTER-CITY DISCO 🕺 THE WHEELS 🚗 OF STEEL ARE TURNING ↪️ AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS 🚦 ARE BURNING 🔥 SO IF YOU👈 LIKE TO PARTY 🎉 GET ON AND MOVE YOUR BODY 💃 WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖, WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖, WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 OH, I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL 🗣 YOU👈 I'VE GOT NEWS 📰 FOR YOU👈 GONNA PUT SOME WHEELS 🚗 IN MOTION GET READY 'CAUSE WE'RE COMING 💦 THROUGH HEY NOW 👋, HEY NOW 👋, HERE'S WHAT I SAY 🗣 NOW HAPPINESS 😄 IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER HEY NOW 👋, HEY NOW 👋, HERE'S WHAT I SAY 🗣 NOW WE'LL BE THERE FOR YOU👈 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 AND EVERYBODY'S JUMPING 💃 NEW YORK 🗽 TO SAN FRANCISCO 🌇 AND INTER-CITY DISCO 🕺 THE WHEELS 🚗 OF STEEL ARE TURNING ↪️ AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS 🚦 ARE BURNING 🔥 SO IF YOU👈 LIKE TO PARTY 🎉 GET ON AND MOVE YOUR BODY 💃 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 AND EVERYBODY'S JUMPING 💃 NEW YORK 🗽 TO SAN FRANCISCO 🌇 AND INTER-CITY DISCO 🕺 THE WHEELS 🚗 OF STEEL ARE TURNING ↪️ AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS 🚦 ARE BURNING 🔥 SO IF YOU👈 LIKE TO PARTY 🎉 GET ON AND MOVE YOUR BODY 💃 WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖, WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖, WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖, WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖, WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 HEY NOW 👋, HEY NOW 👋, HERE'S WHAT I SAY 🗣 NOW HAPPINESS 😄 IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER HEY NOW 👋, HEY NOW 👋, HERE'S WHAT I SAY 🗣 NOW WE'LL BE THERE FOR YOU👈 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 AND EVERYBODY'S JUMPING 💃 NEW YORK 🗽 TO SAN FRANCISCO 🌇 AND INTER-CITY DISCO 🕺 THE WHEELS 🚗 OF STEEL ARE TURNING ↪️ AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS 🚦 ARE BURNING 🔥 SO IF YOU👈 LIKE TO PARTY 🎉 GET ON AND MOVE YOUR BODY 💃 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 AND EVERYBODY'S JUMPING 💃 NEW YORK 🗽 TO SAN FRANCISCO 🌇 AND INTER-CITY DISCO 🕺 THE WHEELS 🚗 OF STEEL ARE TURNING ↪️ AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS 🚦 ARE BURNING 🔥 SO IF YOU👈 LIKE TO PARTY 🎉 GET ON AND MOVE YOUR BODY 💃 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖, WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖, WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 WE LIKE 💖 TO PARTY 🎉 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 AND EVERYBODY'S JUMPING 💃 NEW YORK 🗽 TO SAN FRANCISCO 🌇 AND INTER-CITY DISCO 🕺 THE WHEELS 🚗 OF STEEL ARE TURNING ↪️ AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS 🚦 ARE BURNING 🔥 SO IF YOU👈 LIKE TO PARTY 🎉 GET ON AND MOVE YOUR BODY 💃 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦 AND EVERYBODY'S JUMPING 💃 NEW YORK 🗽 TO SAN FRANCISCO 🌇 AND INTER-CITY DISCO 🕺 THE WHEELS 🚗 OF STEEL ARE TURNING ↪️ AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS 🚦 ARE BURNING 🔥 SO IF YOU👈 LIKE TO PARTY 🎉 GET ON AND MOVE YOUR BODY 💃 THE CRAZY 😜 FROG 🐸 IS COMING 💦
🎶Dashing💨 through the cum 💦💧👅👅 in a one WHORES💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the way. Balls🍆 in buttholes ring, making spirits bright🔥🔥, what fun it is to ride 🚀that dick 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride🚴 that big black dick 🍆all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to fuck 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas cock suckers🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Santa won't cum😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back ⬅️you're a frosty cum slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you're a peppermint pussy princess .🍭😼👸 If you get 15 back you're a candy cane clit licker👄👅. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!🎅🎄🎁🍆😩💦🍆👅
I can't have sex with more than 1 other person in the bed 😐 .. Ight I don't know how y'all niggas do the shit .. I tried it twice, so I know 😐 .. the first time, I was 15 and my friend Ty was 17 .. Ty brought this girl over .. like this beatiful ass black girl 😍.. but she had her booty cheeks out and shit, I said "Damn 😵" .. He was like "Cj, I got this girl over here . . . You wanna tag along?" I said "What?" .. he said "Tag team this bitch 😈" I said "Nah bro I'm not good at wrestlin' 😐" he said "DO YOU WANNA FUCK THIS BITCH TOGETHER! DO YOU WANNA HELP ME HIT IT". . . Now first of all .. why you need help fuckin' somebody .. Like yo dick that little that you need two dicks to work together as a team 😐 .. like if I had some pussy in the crib I'd be stingy as a muhfucka "EVERYBODY GOTTA GET OUT! THERE'S A GAS LEAK IN THIS MUHFUCKA!" Just lyin' and shit 😐 .. Not Ty😐 .. this muhfucka sharin' pussy and givin' it out like he Jesus 👐😐 . . . and you know, I was 15, I couldn't say "No" to some free pussy .. I said "Sure 😀" .. Like my dick was already out, I said "where she at 😐🍆" . . . But I looked over, this nigga had his dick out too 😐 .. I said "Whoa 😐 . . . what-what you doin' bro 😐?" .. he said "We ready to fuck THIS BAD BITCH BRO ✊!" . . . See I didn't know we was fuckin' the girl AT THE SAME TIME 😢 .. and you know, seein' my friend's dick terrified me 😢 .. I said "Yo 😐 . . . maybe I should have sex with the girl .. by myself for like the first 20 minutes 😐 then you can have her" .. He said "Nah bro, she gotta leave in like 15 minutes" .. I said "Wtf .. so wtf you bring her over here for" .. Then when heard her callin' from the back room .. she said "You guys ready 😩" .. like she was expectin' some dick 😐 .. you know, so I couldn't let the pussy down 😐 .. We went in there .. my friend had instructions out 📝 .. like this muhfucka drew out HOW we was gonna fuck this girl 😐 .. This nigga was serious 😐 he drew stick figures 😐 had both of us in the pussy at the same goddamn time 😐 .. like I don't know what kinda gay shit this nigga was on . . . but I wasn't slidin' my dick in no coochie right beside this nigga .. Nigga couldn't even draw .. My arm was all deformed and shit and my neck was crooked 😢 .. then the nigga drew his dick bigger than mine 😵 .. I said "WHOA 😵" .. now I ain't measure the nigga dick or nothin' .. but the nigga dick was like 3 inches .. I saw it in my peripheral .. Nigga knew damn well my dick was bigger than his 😐 Tf you drawin' my dick for? .. But I let it go 😐 We only had like 10 minutes left, I said "Yo .. we can't both put our dick inside the pussy 😐 .. That's gay ight .. and I don't even think that's physically possible .. you better find another slot or somethin' I don't know 😐" .. So he said "Ight" .. the girl layin down on the bed, just stretched out 😳 like she good 😍 .. My Nigga Ty take his dick, just shove it in her mouth 😵 .. like he ain't give her a chance to inhale or nothin' .. I said "Nigga you a savage 😲" .. you know so I ain't take no time neitha 😢 I put the condom on .. I started fuckin' her 😩 .. I got close to bustin' a nut 😐 I couldn't do it 😐 .. This nigga Ty's ass was all in my face 😩 .. I said "YO GET YA ASS OUT MY FACE 😡 Ya ass stink 😡 .. I can't concentrate .. You need to rotate or somethin' 😓" .. Like it was his bare ass 😢 .. And I was tryna close my eyes so I couldn't see it, but I was scared .. Like I ain't wanna close my eyes and accidentally lean my head into this nigga ass 😢 so I had to stay awake .. son this nigga busted a nut and farted in my face at the same goddamn time 😲😲😲😲😲 . . . my dick went soft .. I said "TY WTF 😩" I punched his ass 😡 It was a reflex 😢 .. you know, you don't think about things when you in the moment .. You can say "I wouldn't of punched his ass" all you want 😐 .. but you weren't there when the shit happened, ight you didn't hear it like I heard it muhfucka 😢 .. I punched the shit out his ass, I said "Fuck you 😩" .. I got up, I said "I quit 😢" I walked out, I ain't even pull my pants up, my draws and shit was just around my ankles 😐 .. I went to the door to leave, I said "Hold df up 😐😐" I came back, I said "Nigga this my house 😡 both of y'all get y'all asses out and spray" he said "Bro I'm sorry--" "No fuck you, Arthur comin' on in like 20 minutes and I don't wanna see y'all 😡" .. the whole time I was talkin' tho, I still ain't pull my pants up, so I ain't look as serious as I could have 😐 but I was mad, I couldn't think 😐 this nigga Ty fucked my life up I hate.
I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY😇👦 ALL MY LIFE👤🎩. I'VE NEVER DONE DRUGS❌💯, I'VE NEVER GONE TO PARTIES🎲👀 WHERE PEOPLE DO DRUGS🚧🚔, I'VE NEVER STAYED😔 UP LATE💤💨. I'VE BEEN A GOOD🙏👼 BOY👦
I DESERVE👌👌👌 TO HAVE A GF💞👫. AND NO, I WON'T SETTLE FOR A FUCKING 💩💩0/10💩💩 GF💞👫 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A 👌👌👌👌👌👌GOOD 🍆FUCKING🍆 BOY👌👌👌👌👌👌. IS🍆 THAT🍆 NOT🍆 WHAT🍆 WE'RE🍆 SUPPOSED🍆 TO🍆 DO?🍆 LISTEN TO 👩MOM👩 AND 👨DAD👨? I DESERVE A 9/10📈 AT 🍆FUCKING🍆 LEAST BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A GOOD😇👦 BOY FOR 🍆🍆21🍆🍆 YEARS🍆
✌️MARCH HAS FINALLY 🌽CUM❗️💦😜‼️ AND U KNO😨😨 WHAT'S HAPPENING👀👀😱😱 🍃🌲SPRING BREAK👉👌 IS 💦💦CUMMING💦💦‼️❗️ GET URSELF PREPARED😨😱 CUZ YO 🍑ASS🍑 WONT BE SPARED😩😫💦 WHEN 👨DADDY👴 SPRINGS OUT💥👋 REMEMBER NOT TO 😱🚫SHOUT🚫😱 WHEN HE BREAKS 😏💥INTO YO COOCH💦😩😩 AND GIVES YOU🍆 👀👀❤️A SLOPPY SMOOCH💦👄❗️😂💋👌❗️‼️ SINCE SPRING BREAK😉😘 IS 👌👈SO QUICK👉👌💦 GO MAKE YO 💦🍑🍑ASS THICC🍑🍑💦 AND SEND THIS TO 1⃣5⃣ SLUTS💁💃 GETTING SOME 🍌DICK🌽 UP THEIR BUTTS🍆🍑😍💦 OR NO ONE😰😰❌❌ WILL BREAK IN🍆🍑💦 🔥🔥YO HOT SPRINGS💨💦 THIS SPRING BREAK❗️‼️‼️💦😢😢
😄😄😘😘😍😙WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN🎅🎅❄❄🎅 SANTA😂😂 CUMS💦💦 A KNOCKIN👏👏😲😲? MAKE SURE YOUR PUSSI😻😻😻 IS A 💢💢POPPIN💢💢👌👌! QUICK!! 🎅🎅SANTAS COCK IS A😄😄 THROBBIN!!💪💪💛💛 GROW😋😋 PAPI GROW😋😋 PAPI GROW😝😝 GROW😍😍 GROW😘😘, SOON THAT DICC CANT GROW 🚫🚫NO MORE🚫🚫. I'M HIS LITTLE 🚼🚼WHORE, 👄👅👅EAT 👄👄HIS CUM 💦💦THATS MY CHORE👷👷, OH NO 😥😥HE GREW SO MUCH NOW I'M TORE💔💔! SANTA🎅🎅 PLEASE 😁😁KEEP KNOCKIN👊👊 AT MY DOOR! 😄😄😅😱😱😱😷😍
this ☹☹ fooooo^(ooooo🍳🍳OOOo)0000d is too damn 🍳RA **AAAAWW** MELISSA👩👩c *too damn RAAA^(AAA🍳🍳 AAAAAAA)AWWW 0🍴🍴00 🍳 00 too r aw com 🍳 e on *yes chef* (chorus: ^too ^fucking ^r ^aaaaaaoooaoaooo0000OooOwOOoooooooooW) its raw🍳🍳 🍳🍳
Let's 🙋🙋 see 👀 Paul Allen's 😎 card.
Look at😮😮 the subtle🙈🙉🙊 off-white coloring.🆗🆗 The tasteful 😋🍌🍜🍞thickness of it. OH MY GOD 😲😱😮 (JESUS👹) it 👉👉👈👆even has a watermark😲🎭💦💦
gOoD sHmorniN 🌄💯 boYs n gIrLs!!!🌄🎉🎉💯✔ wAkey 😇 WaKey 😇😇👍👍👍! cAn you HEAR DAT??👂👂👀👀 it's your brother LIL' TIMMY👀👀👦👦 in his rOoM playing with his ToY rAtTTLeSNAKE🐍🐍🐍. wOW IT'S LOUD 👂👂🆒🆒💯💯, leT's cum💦💦 and cHeCk on HIM 👦👍👦👍👦👍!! KNOCK 🚪KNOCK🚪🚪.... 😱😱😱OH MY GOODNESS😱😱 LIL' TIMMY!!! THAT'S nOT🚫🚫 a rATTLESNAKE 🐍🚫🐍🚫🐍🐍. tHAT'S your PEE PEE STICK !!! 👀👀😱👀😷😷😷 LIL' TIMMY, WE DO NOT 🚫🚫 PLAY 💦💦 WITH THE PEE PEE STICK 🍆🍆🚫🚫😷........i sWEAr to YouR👨👨 FATHER 👨👨👨if I SEE 👀👀🍆 yOU PlayIn oN yOur PEE PEE STICK 💦 aGaiN, YOu gON GET the WHIPP 😱😡😡😡. bAD LIL TIMMY 🚫🚫😡💦💦 YOU'VE been a NAUGHTY boy 😈😈👦👦👀👀💯✔💯👀. wASh 💦💧💦💦💧your HanDs 👋👋 yOung MaN! I hope you had a gOOOOoOOooOOoD sHmorNing!! 😡😡😡🌄🌄🌄🚪🚪🚪
😤💨😤💨😤💨😤💨😤 sick vape siCk vApe 💯thats 😥 alot of ohms rigHt💯😥💨 there 😧😤some sick💯💯vape rings😥💯right there💯😤💨 if I do $ay so myself😤💨😥 I $ay so💯thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ^riGhT ^tHeRE) MmmmMmMMMmmmm 💯 OHmSsss OOOoooOoooooO^oooo💯sick vape😥
I thought goodshit ✔👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 rightthere go0 rightthere 💯💯 methods. Such Act (ʳᶦᵍʰᵗᵗʰᵉʳᵉ bis) of Happy Ooooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Ꮇ M💯👌👌 ଠଠ OOOOOO 👌👌👌💯👌👀👀👀ଠ🍕🍅🍕 NO0O 🍅 shitsauce AZ Mythical 🍕🍅 "fixed ƽa days 🍕 🍅 bad or wrong
(I had to shorten it 'cause it exceeded the Google Translate limit kek)
i miss 😭😭the old ⏳👴🏿✋🏻kanye straight ☝🏻️from the go 💰kanye chop 🔪up the ☄🌬🌏soul kanye set on his👼👼✍🏻✍🏻 goals kanye i hate the 😡😠💉NEW kanye the 😤😤bad mood ☠💣kanye the always🚨👹 rude kanye spaz 👏🏻👏🏻🗣in the news kanye📺
📣‼️I'm down⬇️🔽voting📝📝 👇👎👎🙅 you due to your 😠😒poor💸💸 use of coll🆗uial 🇺🇸🇬🇺🇨🇦english🇬🇧🇳🇿🇦🇺. Avoid "like", 💅💁"sort of", 💄💎💇and run⛹🏃🏆 on 🚥🚦🏁sente📮📑nces. ‼️Don't ❌🚫🙅⛔️write 🖍📝the way you speak📢🔊🗣🎤🗣👅👄. Don't 🆘❌📛write ✏️📝the way 🚧you think🤓👓💭🍑🍆🍆🍑🙈🙉🙊. 👉‼️Consider👈❗️ your words🔠🔡🔤 and st🌆ru🏭ct🌃ure your 📓sente📝nces📓 🔰‼️🔰carefully🔰⁉️🔰.
Also➡️, 👨👩👧👦we👨👨👦 do✔️🆗 get to be ▶️↘️⬇️con🛂des🚷cen🛃ding⬇️↙️⬅️ and ⏬rude⏬ to 🚻others👫 due to their 👯appear🎎ance🌚🐷 if we 📮choose📝 to. ‼️Certainly❗️ it is ❌unkind🚫 but 👪we are ✅allowed🆗 to 🎤🎧express😝😫 🔜👉dis👎app👎roval👈🔚.
∀🌐Everything🌞✨ you've 📝✏️written✏️ 👇here👇 👃reeks😷💩 of the 😩😖over😰😵sensitivity😤😡 that 🏃🚳runs⛹ ‼️ramp📶ant🐜‼️ with 📚social📖justice👮⚔; 🚫⛔️don't❌🔞 be 😢mean😟, 🙅don't hurt💜people's❤️feelings💔, 👉keep👈 your 👄👅opinion😤🎤 to 👇your❗️self👇 when 👆I👆 😠don't😡 like😣 it😫.
🕐Some🕑times🕒 the ‼️🙏truth🙌💯 ❌hurts💔 and 🕓some🕔times🕕 it ☑️should🆗 🤕hurt☠.
🔫🔫Trigger📭📫 🆘⚠️warning‼️: I've been 🐷🐽fat🍔🍟🌭🌯 and have been 😆ridic😂ule😀😄for it but even 🆘worse❌ than the 📛ridicule♨️❌ is the 🔕🔇silent🙊🤐 😥pity😭. I'm 🛍glad🛍 I was 👉ridic😂uled👈 because that 😷pain💀 became⏭ re🔂solve➕➖➗✖️. I'm ☔️gla🙂d 👨👩👧👦people👨👩👧👧 ❌didn't🚫 simply 👋pat👋 me on the 👮👷💂head🎅🍆🎩 and ⁉️pre⏪tend⁉️ like it was ➡️🆗okay🆗⬅️.
IM DELETING YOU, CONDUCTOR!😭👋
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💯True💯 👮conductors👮 are irreplaceable 🛤️💖I could never delete you conductor!💖🛤️ Send this to ten other 🚂conductors🚂 who give you ✖problems✖ Or never 📢press emergency to talk️📢 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: we don't have a problem 🚫🚫👮 3 back: get off of me 📣✖️ 5 back: somebody's shooting this place up🔫☠🔫 10+ back: 👮CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM👮🛤️🚂✖️🔫☠🚂🛤️
It's true 🙌🏼💯 bout what my son 👦🏻 and oldest daughter 👧🏻 💦stated about our family. My kids 👫 said everybody on my & their 👄Granny's👅💦 side of the family are or were ❤️SEX 👄FREAKS👅💦💦 WITH EXTREMELY 😩HIGH 😫SEX 😖DRIVES 💥💦💦💦& especially during mating👉🏿👌🏻 & ovulation🐣 season. I told my son🍆 my daughter🍑 yes our family makes & pushes out babies👶🏻👅 pretty 😏FAST& quick, 😏wasting no time during mating👉🏿👌🏼 & ovulation🐣 season. I went on to say to these 🔪crazy ass🍑👅💦 kids👄 of mine That's what happens when A FAMILY👫 IS ULTIMATELY BLESSES🙌🏼🙏🏼 WITH THE 👌🏼💯GOODS 👀👌🏼GOODS & GOODIES💯💯 VITAMIN "D" Di*k🍆 & VITAMIN "P" P us#y👀👅💦💦. THATS KUST WHAT HAPPENS🙌🏼.. Hell because a lot of these young generations YUNG👄 MEN 💦💦❤️don't have a true ❤️intimacy❤️ WSE.. they just experience a feel good👌🏼💯 1min to 5 min milk💦 shake splatter 🍆💦🙆🏻& That's it😔.. IN OUR FAMILY👫 WE DONT PLAY THAT ❌sample cheap❌ empty feeling fake FUN💥💦💦 size TUBE SOCK🍆🍆👌🏼 looking uncircumcised 😳😳no Mid jean paced but packless prints. The GUEST FamilyWomen🍑 Don't role like that. as Mike Epps stated with a tune 💯👌🏼SOMEBODYs' GOTTA TURTLENECK🙏🏼🙌🏼
🎅🎅🎅hey all you 💁💃SULTRY👅💦SANTA BABIES🎅👈this man has a 🙌📦😳BIG PACKAGE🙌🍆👀waiting in his 👢STOCKING👢for you this christmas better be😜💋NAUGHTY💄😏cause santa wont give that big 🙌😲SANTY🌬🍆D🎅 if u😶boring ho‼️😭😱and if youre🍀lucky🍀you could get a SLEIGH RIDE
😫👏uuuuuMPFH👏SLEIGH👏ME👏SANTY👏😩 all i want under my🌲bush🌲is👇🙀DICK🍌💦👈send this to 10 of your 😜SKANKIEST😤STOCKING👅😳😩STUFFERS👀 or all youll get is a 😵LIMP🍆dildo😴
You can't 〽 💲🀄ÜⓂ🅿 the Trump 📈💪🔥🔥 (liberal tears 😭😭💧💦🌊) BUILD 🔧👷🔨 WALL 🚪🚪🚪 BUILD A BIG ➕➕ BEAUTIFUL 💓💓💓 WALL 🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪 right there 👉🌎 (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) Make America 🗽🗽 Great Again 💃👉 🚪 Trump 2016 📈☑☑☑
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THE IOWA🌾🌽 COCK-US🍆🍆💦💦 IS UPON US 💦💦💦😪😫 we will find out IF WE GOT REPUBLICAN🐘 RIM JOBS👅 💦 OR DEMOCRAT🐴 DICK🍆🍆. an ELEPHANT 🐘never forgets and neither will your ASS🐴🍑!! time to DANCE 💃💃on those POLLS📍. so trim✂️💇🏾 that JEB BUSH🌳 and get ready to FEEL THE BERN🔥🔥 in your HILLARY CLIT-ON 🙆🏻and if your lucky 🍀🍀🍀you might feel CHRIS CHRISTIE'S PISS MIST💦💦💦. we all gonna need to CRUZ over to planned parenthood 👶👶🏻👶🏿👶🏽 after this CUMVENTION! SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ TRUMP HUMPING🐪🐪🐪 CANDIDATES AND YOUR PU$$Y 🐱🐱🐱🌸GAME WILL TRUMP ♠️♣️♥️♦️ALL. IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET DEPORTED👮🏻😩😖😪👋🏻
All you berry 🍓🍓 bottom 🍑🍑 bitches get IN 👌🏿👈🏾here😏 all the hunky 😎 hands✋🏼 it's time to eat your fruit 🍉🍍 butt make sure to SLAP 👋👋 😩😩 those berries🍓🍓 and stick your fruity 🍇 lollipop 🍭🍭 in those berry bunches 🍑🍭 don't forget to top it off with some sugar.... 🍚 I mean CUM. 💦💦
Send this to 🔟of your biggest berry 🍓🍓bottom 🍑🍑bitches
Get 5⃣ back and your a saggy 😓 piece of CORN 🌽🌽. Get 🔟 back and your an average apple🍏. Get 2⃣0⃣ back and your the BIGGEST😍😍 berry 🍓🍓 bottom🍑🍑 bitch around
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👆Let's👆🙅✋dispel🙅✋ once☝ and for all👂👂👂with the 👻👻fiction💩💩 that 👳👳Barack👳👳 👹👹Obama👹👹 doesn't❔❔ know❔❔ what he is doing, he 🚨🚨knows🚨🚨 🔷exactly🔷 what he is doing👿👿👿👿❕❕
Barack👹👳👹Obama is 💪💪undertaking💪💪 a systematic💹📚📅 effort 💪to change🙈🙈this🙉🙉 country🙊🙊, to make😱😱😱 America😱😱😱more like the😱😱😱rest😱😱of the😱😱 world😱😱... it is a 🔯🔯systematic🔯🔯 effort👬to 👭change America.
MY❤️HEART🍑 IS RESERVED 4️⃣ MY😍 SUGAR DADDY👼🏿👼🏿👼🏿PAUSE⏸NO HOMO🚫👬👨❤️👨🚫🚫🙏🏿😱 BUT FR FR👌🏿👌🏿 MY DADDY KEEP♻️ ME IN CHECK✔️✔️ &&& WE RIDE👊🏇🏿 OR DIE ☠💀 I TAKE A 🙄SHOT🔫🍆💦 FOR MY 👨🏿DADDY ANYTIME⌚️⏰ ANYWHERE🌎🌍🌏 CUZ WE 💯REAL👌🏻 AINT NO FUFU😂PLASTIC SHIT😂😂 HE PADDLE🏏🏏🏏MY ASS🍑💢🍑WHEN I WAS LIL🐣👶🏾👶🏾👶🏾 N GREW 🌱🚿🌹👦🏿 ME INTO A REAL💯💯💯 ONE😎 SO COME FUCK W ME😤😤😤😤 N MY DADDY 👨❤️👨BIH😡😡😱 HE'LL FUCK U 🆙 🤕 QUICKEST🚑🚨🚨 WAY TO THE 🏥🏥ER🏥😵🤒😷 AINT NO FUHN GAME B 👊👊👊👊👊U GON SLEEP💤 IN A COFFIN⚰⚰⚰ WHILE IMA SLEEP😴W MY 💕DADDY 👬🌈👨❤️👨 BIH🏡NO🚫🌈HOMO‼️‼️❗️
Ayy yo know I have a rainbow of taste for bitches💯. White bitches?👌 Black bitches👌🔥🔥 Latinas? Orale. Asians? 👌💖 but anime bitches is a whole new level for me. Lolis👅 fairies?💋💙👍 Swimsuit girls👍👍👍💘💝👅👄 Nekos? 私は、ハード彼らにそれを与えます. You might say im fucked up for jerking off at a person who's ten. But you're right, she is a ten.
/// OH SHIT THE FEDS /// GET THE FUCK UP BECAUSE IT'S /// REAL NIGGA HOURS IN PROGRESS /// 💀💀💀😈 /// THERMAL DRILL THAT LIKE BUTTON /// AND HIT ME UP WIT THE 👃🐐COKE GOAT🐐👃 ///
🚨ATTENTION🚨 2003 IRAQIS 👳🏾 This is our LAST YEAR 🔚 of being kids 😧, cause next➡️ year, we gon be 1S1S💂🏼 M3MB3RS 😁 That means BEHEADINGS 🔪😭 bombing buses 💣🚌 getting Saudi oil money 💹💲💲 creating 🔜 millions of refugees 👫👪👫👪👫👪👫👪👫👭 and 72 VIRGINS 👧🏻👉🏻👌🏻
👉👌👄the holidays✝ are cumming🙏👅 have u been a good 😏😘Santas helper😳😯❗️send this to 10 👅👈🏿 Santas that give you ~👄👄👌presents~🙀👅 0 replies and your a lonely 😳😢slut elf😭 5 replies you are Santas 💋👙naughty helper💦🍌 10 replies and you Mrs. Clause ✝💯👄💦 wait for dat Santa cock 😎😘😯
📟💾📟💾📟💾📟💾📟💾 90s shit 90s sHit📟 thats ✔ some 90s📟📟shit right📟📟there📟📟📟 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 📟📟 📟НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ📟 📟📟 📟 💯 📟 💾💾💾 📟📟90s shit
AAAAAAAAAAH!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! ✋😡I've had it up 👆to HERE 💯with stupid fucking memes! You guys 👨👨👦make me want to KILL 😩🔫MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? ❓❓For me to fucking KILL 🔪☠MYSELF and write on my suicide note 📝"Cause of suicide: ✍Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself⚰🔪"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!🙌😤😡You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST💯 💁of fucking discussion without "🚫🙅MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE ❄💨☃CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Do you literally do ANYTHING productive 🎮🎨🏀with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes🐸 👀on the music 🎙🎤🎼section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick 🤒😷🤕 and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧👌 you fucking pieces of shits.💩 I'd spit in your faces.😂😂😂💯🔥
👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 goodbye go౦ԁbYe👋 thats ✔ some good👋👋bye right👋👋there👋👋👋 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👋👋 👋НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👋 👋👋 👋 💯 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Goodbye
👏👏 Welcome 🙌🙌 to Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦, DJ Khaled. You must retrieve👉👉 the major 🔑 from the based god 🔥Lil B 🔥 in Mecca 🕋. 🙏Bless up🙏 this message 📲 to your 🔟closest🍗Chef Dees🍗 in the next 5️⃣ minutes to retrieve the 🔑. If you don't, 🎉🎉congratulations🎉🎉, you played 🏀🏀 yourself.
I am 15 years old and I'm a 🐴🌈🐴 brony. It is simply a 📺 show 😔. I am no different 😡 than anyone else 💁 💁. I have a 3.87 GPA 📈💯 and many friends who simply don't mind me being a 🐴🌈🐴 brony. I don't give a single 💩 about 🐴🌈🐴 brony haters 💁😡 because the only reason they hate us is cuz they don't know anything about us👏👏👏👏👏👏👏.
The UFOs 👽💫👽 have finally cum 💦👌😩👌 send this to 10 alien daddys 😜😜😜🍆 if you get none ❌ back 💀🙅💀 you a lonely galactic hoe 😪😪 get five back ❗️you a Super Star Slut😜💫✨💥 get 10 back❗️❗️you a super space freak 💦👽👽💦💫 happy fucking 💯👅 get that alien 👽 cock 😍🍆😩👌
U👈wanna get 🎅🎅NAUGHTY🎅🎅 ✌nite? 🌠🎑🌃
U wants to SUCC😤😤😤😥😥big 😮juicy😏PENIS?🗼🗼🗼😉🍌🍌🍌
Send 📲📭📬📩📤📥 this ✌ur 5😲 and two thirds😏 secksiest😍😘😗😍 McNiggers👮🍟🍔in 67 giga sec⏰nds ⏳⌛🔜⌛⏳ OR ELSE 😱 u will never 😠ever😠😠😠EVER👹👹👹Bask in greasy 🍕yummy 🍖🍗organsmic🎹🎹PEEPEE LICKEE🍌😝🍌😝🍕😝for the next 10 🆒years of your pathetic 😂😂😂mortal struggle! 😮😮😮😁
Think 💭this☝👆☝👆 is a joke😁😁😁?
So did ADOLF 🔴⚫⚪FUCKING STALIN😯😐😑😲😲😲 and what happened ✌ him?
🙍⬅⬅⬅⬅THIS WHITE🍞🍚🍙ASS MOMMAFUCKA👩 TORE HIS RECTUM💩💩💩TO BACON BITS 😢😢😢 AND PEOPLE 👮💂👯👸💆👾CHEW THAT SHIT👉💩 YEAH THIS SHIT 👉💩👈EVERY
FUCKING👉👌
DAY🌄🌅
I'M 💀DEAD💀 FUCKING SERI😠US
SWEAR TO 😇CHRIST😇 YOU'LL SHARE📲 THIS GOD DAMN PASTA🍝👈👈👈SWEAR!!!!😠😬😠😬😠😬😠😬😠
😭 ALL I WANTED WAS A CHICKEN WINGGGG 🐔🍖 BUT I GOT SHOT 😧💥 IN THE DINGALINGGGG 🍆😱😱I HAD TO GO 🏃🏻‼️🔥 TO THE HOSPITALLLL 🏥TO GET OUT 🔪💉 MY TESTICLESSSSSS 🍒😰 AND THAT WAS THE END 🏁 OF MEEEE ☹️ FROM NOW 👇 ON 👐 I COULDNT 🚫😭🚫PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 💦💦💦
It’s 🎅 Dickcember 🎅and you know that means. It’s your last chance to get on the naughty list👿📜. Time🕔 to get down⬇ on those knees and then get some candy canes⛄up your gingerbread house🎄👅🍆. Get ready to jingle some balls 🎊this 🎁Hoeliday Season🎁. Before santa 🎅shoves his dick down your chimney 🏠on cockmas eve night, send this to 2⃣️ 5⃣️of your sluttiest 👠👙💄elves. Get 5⃣️ back and your a Orgasm ornament! Get 1⃣️ 0⃣️ back and your an expert North Pole dancer💃💵🍑! Good luck getting the peppermint penis🎄 up your ass 🍑this year
thx bo-riddle!!!!
FINALS 📝📓💻📖 are just 1️⃣ week away!!!! 😱😭🙊💩
That means we have 7️⃣ days 🌄🌝 to catch up ➡️👟👟🏃 on readings 📚📖📚 problem sets 📝🔬 papers 💻🖨😱😨😰 and CATCH DAT DICK!!!!!!
But don't forget 🙅❌❌ to take sexual study breaks 😏😏😁 to relieve stress 💆🙆💁 and SUCK DAT SCHOLARLY DICK 🤓🤓😁🍆🌽🙊🙉🙈
Send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of your skankiest scholars 😻😋😉
If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back, you will b a magna CUM laude 😂🍆💦💦 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, you are a studious slut 😋😻🙈😉 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you better hope you took SEX ED s/nc 😭😭😭😂👋 If you get back 5️⃣ or fewer, you better drop dat class.... And then DAT ASS!!!!!!! 🍑🍑😏👀👀
Remember... C's get degrees, but you want dat D!!! 🙊🙊🙊🙊🍆😂😁💦
Are you a 🗑💩NASTY💩🗑 little MEMER? Do you 👹troll👹 ppl on a semi-regular 📅📆🗓basis? 📅📆🗓Are you not afraid to call yourself a /b/tard? Do you say 🎺🎺🎺"doot doot"🎺🎺🎺in public? Have I got a 🍝saucy🍝meme 🏋🏿challenge🏋🏿for you! This meme scheme📝 is ✅💯supreme.💯✅ Send 📨📨this silly little thing to your gaggle of 👹memers👹 and see how many 👹troll👹 faces you get back. 🔟 faces and you're a 💩dirty💩 fucking 🐸normie🐸 with too many friends. 5️⃣ and you get 1️⃣ 🐓tendie.🐓 0️⃣ back and you're the meme 👑king👑because your trolling was so elite that it 👽alienated👽all those you 💗love💗Get 📜copying📜and 📝pasting,📝 meme team! 🐒🐒🐒
🌬🌨❄💨BRRR! 💨❄🌬🌨 the blizzard JONAS really CAME 😩💦 last nite 😏😏 it's time 2 snuggle up next to a nice 🔥warm🔥 DICK ✊🏿🍆 during the storm☄! Make sure 2 stay dry... NOT! ⛄ get wet with an icicockle!❄ don't be afraid 2 BLOW🌬 that "snow" off of u😉😉. Get ur snowplow cause there's a 100% chance of CUM☃☃☃! Make sure to stick out ur 👅tongue👅 u might catch a dickflake 😛😛❄💦. Send this to 10 snow ❄ hoes who like 2 ride sleds and COCK 🏂🍆. If u get none back ur a frigid snow bitch 😶😡😱 if you get 10 back Jack Frost will jack u off 😏😩😛❄️☃if you get 20 back ur the ultimate snow hoe 🌬🌬🌬🌬☃
IT IS GETTING CLOSE 🕑🕒🕓 TO THE PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🇺🇸 PUSSY😻 PRIMARY‼️😩💦 SOON MY DADDY 👅👅💦 DONALD TRUMP 👦🏼👦🏼 WILL BE ABLE TO FUCK 🍆🍆 😩 US IN THE OVAL OFFICE 🗽🗽 AND BUILD A WALL 🏢 TO PROTECT US 🔫🔫 FROM HIS HUGE LOAD. 💦💦💦 HIS LOAN💸💸💸 FROM HIS DADDY 😍😍 MAY HAVE BEEN SMALL😢😢, BUT HIS HUGE DICK ISNT ‼️‼️🍆😩🚫 SEND THIS TO 16 OF YOUR CLOSEST 👫👫 TRUMP LOVING TRAMPS. 👦🏼💃🏻 IF YOU GET 5 BACK, YOURE HELPING DADDY MAKING AMERICA WANK AGAIN🇺🇸😩💦 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK, DADDY TRUMP 👦🏼 WILL FIRE YOU 🚫🔥 WITH HIS BULGING COCK‼️🍆
Yo 💯 fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan 💯 but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! 💯bruh…as u can see im a real savage🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂. thats why i came here, 2 meet 💯% no chill ppl like me… 💯 im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho😂😂!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill😉😂😂😂 w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh😂😂😂😂) bcuz da pussy is straight fire💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥!!!! shes savage🔥🔥 2 of course but i want 2 meet 💯more 💯 savage ppl =) like they say the more lit🔥🔥 the squad the more lit 🔥🔥the pussy!!!! 💯💯 lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me🔥🔥 lots of retweets🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!! 💯💯WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD😂😂😂😂😂?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! !😂😂😂 !🔥🔥
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If u don't believe in da BIBLE ⛪📘, don't vote REPUBLICAN 🐘💲💰, don't stand up for TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE 👫💏💑💒💎💍👶 and don't believe that 🌍needs to be💣 then u ain't no AMERICAN.... 💈🗽🍔🍟 ur a TERRORIST 😈👤💣💣💣 when we rise up da only thing waiting for u is dis... 💀🔫👵 send this to five of ur BRAVEST PATRIOTS if u get 3 back ur a navy seal if u get FIVE BACK ur Ted Cruz!
Just me and my 💦daddy💦 sitting in a 🙈tree🙊 K❤️I👍S💧S😂I👄N✨G
Daddy 👑 got no 💦cummies💦 left but I need 💦💧👊MORE💦👅👍 so another guy 👳 paid him ✌️ to let me be his 💦👅whore!👍🙏 but this 👳man👳 ain't no 👑daddy👑 and he don't make me feel 💦💩🙊squishy💦👄😲 so I took my 👑daddy's👑 needle and i ☠stabbed his little 👇tushie! 😼
now that made 👑daddy👑 👊😡😡angry 'cause he needs to 👔$ pay 👀 the rent 👮 but I'm still his little 💦💦cummy💦👅 slut👄👍so I know he's not TOO 👺bent👺
BRO 😠 ITS NOT 🙅 A PRANK DUDE 😐 I KNOW THERE'S A CAMERA 📸 RIGHT THERE 👉 (ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) 👈👌BUT YOU'RE INTRUDING 👮 ON MY PRIVACY 🚪BROOOOO 🚷🚷🚷 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY 😤 NOT 😡 FUNNY 👎 FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕I'M TELLING 🏃 THE TEACHER 👸 (whisper: ˢᴺᶦᵗᶜᴴᴴᴴʰᴴʰ) ON FRIDAY 🙃👌👍 SO GO AWAY 🆗⛔
👴Daddy👴 makes me 😙happy😙 Daddy is🍦sweet🍦! Daddy likes to give me his 🍆💦cummies🍆💦 to eat!🍼🍼 Daddy makes me happy😊😊 and I make him 😊happy😊 too👴👴! I suck😛 on his dick 💕🍑and watch it grow huge💗🍆!! Daddy isn't 😨scary😨, daddy is 💗😳brave😳💗 Daddy really likes it when I 👿😷behave😷👿~~!! Better not cry😭 better not pout😭 better let Daddy make you ☁squishy☁ throughout! I LOVE YOU DADDY!!👫👫💏💑
hi every1 im new👌👀👌👀!!!!!!! holds up spork thats ✔ some random👌👌shit👌👌 right👌👌there👌👌👌 my name is katy💯 💯 but u can call me🐧🐧🐧 t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧🐧🐧🐧 💯 👌💯🐧🐧🐧💯 !!!!!!!! lol…as u can see👌👌👌 im very random✔✔if i do saү so my self👌👌👌 💯!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me 👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀_… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!👀👀👀👀)thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 its our favorite tv show!!👌👌👌👌👌! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!!👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Random shit DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ 👀👀 hehe…toodles!!!!! random shit rand౦m sHit👌 thats ✔ some random👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m 🐧🐧🐧🐧👌👌👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Random shit
🙏🙏Here's a little bit o’ 👴old school 👴for ya,🙏🙏
🎼That goes a little something like this...👇
I 😁 always tried to be 💯 the 💸 flyest 🚼kid 🔪on 🚬 the 💊 block 💉
The popular one 🙆🙅✌️ with the 🍆🍆🍆rising 🍆🍆🍆💰stock💰
So that's when I had this ☑️ bright idea ☑️ 😉
(Throw the party of the month😮)
No, the
🎊 🎆🎉party of the year🎉🎆🎊
‼️😱😎
All the fine 👌👧 girls 😋 couldn't turn it down
Now all I gotta do 😈 is get my parents out 🔪👨👩🔫
Should I send them to a movie 💣
No, send them to a show 💣
Let me think, 😔 hmmm...
It's gotta be long though ⏳ ⌛️
😇 I said Mom, Dad, yo why ya sittin home😇
It's a Friday night, have you seen ☠ Aunt ♿️ Joan ☠
And don't worry about stayin' out too long ⏰✋
Don't fuss over me, 🕵I'll 🕵be 🕵fine 🕵alone🕵
Have a good time...😂😂😂😂😂
The door bell rings cuz the party's here🎊😀😁 😂 😃☺️ 😋 😌 🎊
I'm crankin' up the stereo 🔇🔈 🔉 🔊like it's New Years 🎶😝🎶
🏿😜Walkin' 'round the house like who's Da Man😜🏿
🙌 “Nobody can do it like Aaron can” 🙌
Things are goin' 👍great 👍
Then to my surprise😡
Some people walked in, I didn't recognize🌚👺 🌚
I 😡 said fellows, 🚷 yo, ya gotta get out 🚷
🌚👺 🌚 ”Hey man, I heard this was an open house!” 🌚👺 🌚
😡 Open house?
🌚👺 🌚 “Yeah that's what the flyers said” 🌚👺 🌚
😡 I didn't put out flyers
🌚👺 🌚 “Well somebody did” 🌚👺 🌚
Then walked 🚶 in
The girl I'm crushin' 😍😍😍
And the kid spilled 🍺 juice 🍆💦💦
On my Mom's new cushion 😰👊
I turned around and😮
Another kid broke the lamp 😤👊
👽“I hope they weren't expensive”👽
They got them from 🌍 France!!!!!! 🗺
For now I won't sweat it😎
I'll clean it up later 👍
There's a 💖honey💖 over there💋🍑➡️
And I really wanna meet her 💏 👅💧
💢O SHIT 😱
Is that a 🚗💢car door💢🚗
I'm in trouble ❌❌❌
Everybody get out now 🏃🏃
On the double🏃🏃💨💨
I'm dead 💀 I’m done ✝️ that's it for me ☠
I'm gonna be picked off my family tree ✂️🖼
Once Mom 👰 finds out 'bout this party 🎉 I had
I don't wanna even start thinkin' about dad 👸🆘
I'm 🏂 💵 hustlin 💵🏂 around the house
Trying to clean up the mess
I sure put my new 👟 white Nikes 👟 to the test😆👣
The car door slammed 💢
And they're walking up the steps 🚶🚶
😴I guess life is good with 10 seconds left 🕐 🕑 🕒 🕓 🕔 🕕 🕖 🕗 🕘 🕙 🕚 🕛 🕜 🕝 🕞 🕟 🕠 🕡 🕢 🕣 🕤 🕥 🕦 🕧
🗣 GROUNDED 🗣
🌌special🌌 thanks 💖 2 mah boi 🙅Aaron Carter🙇
🚨🚨HEY🚨🚨 you winter ❄❄❄⛄⛄❄☁☁HOES💃💃🙋💁🙆 fall is almost over🍂🍂⛅ that means it's⏰ time⌚⏳ to fall on some seasonal DICK 🎉🎉🎅🍆🍆🍆🍆🎅🎅this COCKMAS🎄🎄🎁🎁🍆🍆💦💦💦💦 if you receive this it means you are a HOE🎅 HOE🎅 HOE🎅 😂😂who needs some holiday DICK ASAP⛄⛄🍆🍆💦💦💦🙅🙅 send this to 5🆗 thotty hotties💃😘😘💃or else you won't get Santa's MILK 😱😱😭😭🎅🚿🚿🍼🍼send it to 🔟 ✅✅and you'll get the WOOD from Santa's tree 🍆😍😍👉👌🙉🎄🎄🎄 if you send it to 20 you'll get put on his NAUGHTY LIST 👀😈😈🔥🔥♨🎅🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦👅👅💃
Get dunked, m8 💯💯 You jUSt goT🏀🏀🏀r👌👌oasted🏀🏀🏀💯💯💯Dunked👌👌gEt🏀💯💯👌👌👀👀👀🔥🔥sAvaGe✔✔👌👌👌💯💯💯🔥🔥🏀🏀🏀🏀✔✔✔👀👀👀ggeettttt dUNNKkeDdd oNnn!!👌👌gET it🏀🏀YouRe goNNa haVe a Bad👎👎👎👎👎tim🕐🕐e he✔✔Re🏀🏀👌👌👌🏀💯💯gEt dUNked❌👍👍so sa🔥🔥vaGe he rekt❌❌himself
To all the Hillary 👵🏻 gloaters 😂😂😂, I'll tell you ☝️ 1️⃣ thing: r/politics 🏛 is, 😤 and always will be, 😠 Bernie 👴🏻 territory. OUR 😡 territory. The mods 👮👮👮 of r/politics 🏛 have formally 👔👌 endorsed Senator Sanders 👴🏻 for president 🇺🇸👍. We 👨👩👧👦👩👩👧👦👨👨👧👦 will continue ⏱⏰⌚️ to control 🎮 the front page 💻 with positive Bernie 👴🏻 news 🗞📰. So before 🖐😤 you start talking 🗣 shit 💩💩💩 and bragging 😊😜😏 about your bitch's 🚺🐶👵🏻 win, I'll have you know 🤔💭 that we're 👨👩👧👦👩👩👧👦👨👨👧👦 well versed 💬 in downvote ⬇️👎🔽 brigades. Say RIP 💀😩😭 to your karma ⬆️⬇️ if you try anything cute 🐱🐭🐹. Assholes. 😂😂😂
👌👍👌👍👌👍👌👍👌👍good luck go౦ԁ luck👌 have ✔ some good👌👌luck right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im luckin fur right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) gUUUUUUD💯 👌👌 👌LO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 💪🏼🙈🙉👌👌Good luck
He🎵used🎶to be called🎵Arab🔫💣Attack👳👳👳but then Bush 🌴🌴melted🏬🏬steel✈✈bea❌❌ms🗽😖🇺🇸it was ti🎼me for a rebranding💲〽💲🆒DJ🎵🎧Khaled🔑was📞📱💰born😜😉😌😝
DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢.... but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY SEX-TEEN 😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG DICKS👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their ASS 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑FUCKED😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 cums💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣🎉. NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦1⃣💦6⃣ or you won't be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊
Wait ✋✋wait ✋✋wait 👋✋ guys stop ‼️✋✋for ✌1 sec... Pls👇👆👈 ... If the planes hit the WTC👈👈👆👆 from outside..... then how can 9/11 be an inside job😕😑😑???
It’s the end of COCKtober 😫🎃🍆 but that means the beginning of 💦💦💦 HOEvember!! 💦💦👅 get ready 😱 for SPANKS-GIVING 👋😏🍑 send this to 1️⃣4️⃣ hoes who need to be spanked 🙌🏼 by daddy 💘👦🏽🗣 if you get this message 📧💌 you will get a special 😲 spanking 👏 from SUGAR DADDY 🤑💰💶 forward this to 1️⃣4️⃣ fuckgirls 💁💋👛 to get some 🍑👈 in-the-BUTT-ACTION 💨 If you don’t, 😖 be prepared 😰 for 6️⃣9️⃣ days without the D ❌🚫🆘
kA-CHICKA😅🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜MY FRICKIN AUTOMOBILE NIGGAS🚌🚐🚑🚒🚓🚖🚔🚐🚘🚕🚒🚚🚜
U READY 4 THIS ☝👇👈👉😎RACE MCQUEEN? 🚘🚗👏👏💩💩💩👅👅👅👀👀👀 THINK💭💭 U GONNA TOUNGE WIN THIS 1????👅👅😂😂😂🏁🏁🏁
WELL KA-cHICKA 😎😎😎😎😎🚜🚜🚜😇😇U RED DEGENERATE🚘🚗🚘🚗😪😪😪👹👺👹👹👹👎👎👎👊💥💥💥💥CHICK HICK GONNA WHIP ♨♨💥💥🔥YO ASS IN 2ND PLACE 😂😂😂😆😆 YOU RED LITL BITCH😎😎👊💥😎😎KA-CHICKA!!🚜🚜🚜😎😎👊💥😎🚜🏁🏁
BTW😛: I FUCKED 👉👌 UR MOM, SHITLIPS💩💩💩💋👄😗💩💩💩👍👍👍😎😂
😱🎥😱🎥😱🎥😱🎥😱🎥 damn daniel daMn dAniel👌 back at it again with the white 🔳🔳⚪🔳 vans 🚐⚪👟👟🚐 wHite vANs 🚐👟 if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 🎥 thats what im talking about damn daniel damn daniel (chorus: ^^^damn ^^^daniel ) mMMMMᎷ 🎥⚪🚐🔳👟🎥👟 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ⚪👟👟🔳⚪🔳🔳⚪🚐👟👟🎥🚐🎥 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Damn daniel
✝️🙏✝️JESUS 🙏HOLY✝️🙏 FUCK ME MUN WALKED😳 IN AND I HAD ME HANDS👌 👇DOWN👌 ME PANTS👖👇 AND MY PANTD👖🔛❎ WERENT EVEN ON😱🔛❎ OH😱 ✝️🙏MY GOD✝️✝️✝️ I USUALLY DONT😱❎😱 HAVE A BLANKET ON NE WHEN I DO THE 😶😶DO BUT😆😯 I DID TODSY😵😲😱😱😭 WHAT ✝️GOD✝️ DID THIS ✝️🙏✝️🙏GOD IS REAL👌✝️🙏
FEEL🔥THE🔥BERN🔥✔💯✔💯!!!!
GOOD 📰 EVERYONE👍👍I AM A 🅿ROUD REGISTERED☑☑☑SOCIALIST🗽 WHO WANTS❤ONLY 🆓🆒🆕🆓HEALTHCARE🏥🏨 🏥FOR EVERYONE👶👪👵👴👧💯!!!! I ALSO WANT❤ONLY THE RICH💸💲💰TO PAY TAXES OR I WILL ARREST 🚨👮🚨THEM!!!! EVERYONE👱👳👲👪MUST BE EQUAL👌👌👌ONE UP🔥BERN=ONE VOTE☑☑☑FOR SOCIALISM❗❗❗❗
Here's a little 👌🏻 bible story 😱👼🏼 for you uneducated THOTS 👻🙅🏿👯 Adam and Eve 👫 were sent down ⬇️ by Jesus' DADDY 👴🏻 One day 🌝 Eve came across a SERPENT 🐍🐍 that was blazing it 😎💨 and passed that blizzie 🔥 to Eve ‼️ God came down and gave her a SPANKING 👏🏻👏🏻 and said "you NAUGHTY THOTTIE 🙍🏼💀 smoking the DEVILS👺👹 LETTUCE‼️🍁 it's adam and EVE 💑 not adam and WEED 🍁⁉️" and God BANISHED 😱😱😱 Eve to HELL🔥🔥🔥 where she can get #Lit 24/7 💃🏼💃🏼 Now get that FORBIDDEN ❌❌❌ FRUIT 🍒🍒💦 and get #TypeFreaky 💋✊🏻👈🏻 if you know what I mean 😏😏 (ayyyy lmao 👽) send this to 6⃣6⃣6⃣ of ur naughty thottties 👯👶🏽 or you'll never smoke 🔥 the devils lettuce 😱 AGAIN ‼️‼️ and get sent to HELL 💀💀 by daddy 👴🏻 and you'll get stabbed 🔪🔪 so you better pass this shit ➡️➡️ like you pass that BLUNT 🔥💨😱😱😱😱
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HOEvember is almost over! 😱😭 and you hoes know what that means🙎🏼❓It's BITCHmas time!!👄💋That's right you 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 sluts, it's the season of giving! 😘🎁😱 GIVING HEAD! 😮💦🍆😜 Share this with 6️⃣ of the biggest thots👄💅🏻 you know! If 0️⃣ respond😡😣, you were never a bad bitch. 😿😒😟 If 3️⃣ respond 🙇🏼 you know how to suck👄 that 🐓COCK🐓 real good 😎👊🍆. If all 6️⃣ of those sluts reply😂😱😘, you will be getting some 🍑🍆 IN-THE-BUTT action 😏 within the next 🔟 days! So get a move on🏃🏻, you slutty little elves👅, if you don't share with those hoes 👯 in 7️⃣ minutes! 😲 THERE WILL BE NO DICKS TO SUCK UNDER THE TREE 🌲😮 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON! 😢😲😈
hey 🎄🎄you christmas 🎄🎄⛄⛄elf 🎄🎄⛄⛄lookin bitches🎄🎄⛄⛄ it's the end 😟😭❌❌of HOEvember 🍂🍂🍗🍗but that means the beginning😊😊👌👍 of DICKcember 🍆👀✊😏😏it's time to hoe🎄 hoe 🎄hoe 🎄all over a big ol dick🍆🍆🍆🍆👅👅 tis the season to be all over that dick 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you're a hoe ass bitch 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer bitches who need to get 🍆🍆DICKed 🍆🍆t🎄he fuc🍆🎄k ⛄🍆DOWNNN 🎄🎄🍆🍆this holiday season if you don't resend this❌❌😯🙅🙅you're a christmas🎄 elf ⛄lookin 😯ass 😂bitch😂😂 who😂😂 aint gettin no dick❌❌🙅🙅 merry dickmas🍆🍆👅🎄🎄
If🙌 Newborn🍼 Babies🍑💦👶 Could 😩Speak💬🔊 They👌👌 Would Be The Most💯 🎓Intelligent👽👓🏆 Beings👀 On👉 Planet Earth.🌎💖💯
OMG😱😱😱BRO👨CALM💤💤DOWN BRO👇👇SIMMER ☕️ ☕️DOWN👇👇U WANNA KNOW Y!?BC💁 💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK😂😂😂HAHAHAHA GOT U👌👌U FUKIN RETARD😂😂😂 THERES A CAMERA📷📷RIGHT OVER👈👈THERE U FAGOT 👬WE GOT U BRO. I BET U DIDNT NOE🙌HOW 2 REACT WHEN MY💁 BRO DESMOND 😎😎CAME UP TO U AND 🚿 🚿 JIZZED ALL OVER UR👖👖SWEET JEANS😂😂IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂 NOW U HAVE 😛😛SUM BABY🚼🚼GRAVY ALL OVER THEM SHITS XDDDD
thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol
If u my teammate 😎✊🏼 we gon see gains together 💪🏼😈 we gon do sports together 👀🏈 we gon get trophies together 🏆😌 & we gon shower together 😋💦
Hey sluts 👯 hoenukkah is right ➡️ around ⤵️ the corner!! 🕎 That means 8️⃣ days of dick sucking 🍆💦💦💦 make sure you get that Jewish dick this month 📅 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of the sluttiest 🍑 hoenukkah 🕎 hoes you know or else you will turn ugly in a year😰 If you get 5️⃣ back: ur an ugly dreidel dick😟😟 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ur a holiday hoe 👄🎉 if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back then DAMN u eatin good 🍆tonight 👅💦💦💦 ur gettin that good Jewish Cock 🍆🍆🛐
It's YIFFtober 🐺🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 furry fucking awareness month 🐔🐥🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closest furries 🐾😈 that love that fur 🐶🐶🐶💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 PAW-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen🐱🏿 of the furries!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🐶YiFfIeSt🐶 furries 🐰🏿 that you know will get some 🐺🏿🐯🏿 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🐴🏿 for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀
😂🆗, not really😂. 😑But for real😑. I, as a cis able 💪white 👫straight male👦, am 😰legit scared😱😨 of college🏫🏫. I'm 1⃣5⃣, and feel I'll be😢 bullied😞 if I attend a college/university campus🏫🏫 by 😈😈SJW's who'll turn around and 😭cry😞😢😭 victim if 👦I say💬💬 anything about it. Should I be? Should😕😕 I even go✅✅?
Ight yall i got sum to get off my chesst.. 😒 i aint never told nobody dis story so listen da fucc up !!👏👏
Ight so i was round 12 years ole in my kitchen while granny cookin chiccen 👌🍗 she goin on bout sum old nigga shyt ionno i was 12 nigga cod 4 just came out dats all was on my mind !! 💪💪 so im sittin there and my big cuzzn (he was bout 17 yr ole) come into da kitchen n start playin wit me puttin me in a headlock n shyt.. 😫 granny saw him nd bout knocked his shyt out wit a spatula !!! 😂😂😂 she say "TREYVON LET GO MY BABY AND GETCHO BLACK ASS UP INYA ROOM" 😭😭👏 he said "i just playin wit em granny!! aint dat right" i was a lil pussy boy so i said yea yea we juss playin 😒😒 so he say tell me "aye 1 v 1 me in cod 4 lil nigga what u got" 👀 i said boyyyyy and sprinted up dem stairs quicc !! 🏃😂 we hopped on dat one on one shipment n shyt... ten minute later score comes out to be 30 to 27......... I won 😁😁😁😤 so he say "lemme get a rematch lil bitch" 😂 i said NAW i already prove im better 😁😁 he said "you uglee lil muhfucca gimme a rematch or yo ass gon get beat" ....... I tried to run for it he snagged my draws !! And tossd me on da ground !!! 😫 i tried yellin but he smacced my mouf hard as shyt..!!! 😥 he flipped me over on my belly and yanked my draws down..... He said "bwah you gon get this whole shyt" 😨😨😨 he unbuckld his belt n whipped his jawn out !!! He whipped His Dicc out nigga !!! 😧😧😧 he bent my shyt over my face was in da carpet ass in da air 😣😣 he dicked me !! He Dicked me Good !!!! 😫😫😫😫 He slammed My shyt in deep ! 😩😫 raw !!!!! 😥 i said "STOP IT TRE STOP IT!!!" He said "nah lil nigga imma buss a fatty in ya" nd he did !! Tre bussted a fhatty nut in my ass !! 😩 my shyt was sore for a week 😣😒😒 i aint neva told nobody he said he do it again if i snitched 😥😥 but he locc up now 😁😁 feds caught him slippin 😁😁😁😁 so thats what happen... My Cousin Dicked Me Down raw like .
(not OC, found on FB page Niggaz Still Wilin like if u aint a thot)
DEFINITELY sign me the FUCK up 👉👀👉👀👉👀👉👀👉👀 exquisite shit incredible sHit 👉 thats some AMazing👉👉shit right 👉 👉 th 👉 ere 👉👉👉 right 🆒 there 🆒 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🆒 i say so 🆒 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆒 👉 👉👉НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👉 👉 👉 👉 🆒 👉 👀 👀 👀 👉👉 outstanding shit
🍂HOEvember🍂 is gone😖😭, but now 🎅DICKcember🎅 has cum💧💦💦! That's right get your advent calendars out for 25 straight days of BIG COCK😱🍆! Those cocks will make waiting for big daddy Santa🎅🎅 to cum💦💦 much easier😁😀. Hope you get COAL ⬜BLACK⬜ DICK🍆🍆 Send this to 10 nasty bitch elves💁👱 or no presents🎁🎁 and no D😱😣😮. If you get 5 back you are a horny reindeer bitch🐫😧. Get 10 back and you're Ms. Claus slut status🙋👌👈. Merry❄🌲 Clitmas and a Happy New 🎊📆Year of Ass Action!
📢🔔❌👎▂▃▄▅▆▇█▓▒░W🔔ARNING🔞░▒▓█▇▆▅▄▃▂📡✋🔥😞😱🔥😱 💀💩☠CANCER☢🔞ALERT☠💩🔥💩💩 ⚠🚫🔞BACK🔙⛔🔛OFF👎✋❎ ❕👇THIS✉📄📫**POST**📪➡➡RIGHT👉HERE👀👀👇 IS 💯💯✔CONFIRMED👍😷TO 📨🎁GIVE💉😢😢 【M】【A】【X】【I】【M】【A】【L】⬆🏥⬆⬆ 🔜☢☠💀🔥CANCER💩☢☢CANCER☠👎👎TO👆⤴🗽THE↗👆H^I^G^H^E^S^T 🔝⬆⁉⁉ DEGREE☀😓💩⛔⚠✋✋✋ 🔔🚑WEE📢WOO📣🚓🚑 REQUESTING🙏 🔥🚬DANK👌👌🔥🏥MEDICINAL😷🚬**MEMES**🚬🚬🚬FOR💊💉THERAPY😭💊💊🏥
If ur 🆘Lost🆘 you can 👀👀Look👀👀And you will 🔎🔎Find Me🔎🔎⏳⏳⏳Time After Time⌛⌛⌛
Doing what I do best💉💉💊👌 and 💖💖love💖💖 doing👌👌😀💦💖. Proud 👏👏 to be a meth slammer💉😎💉😎💉. I finally found something that would make my dad 👨💦 proud👏👏 of me 😍😍😍💦 since I wasn’t good at sports⚽🚫⚾🚫🏀🚫🏈🚫🎾🚫🏌🚫🏊🚫🚴🚫🏐🚫💉✅✅✅😎. Three years ago 📅 he 👨 and I went on camping trip🏕, he tried sports ⚽🏈🚴 again but I wasn’t good at any😓😭😭, he wanted to know 🤔💭 if I was good at anything , lots of men 👴👨👴👨👴tell me I am a good slam pig 💉💖😍, wanna see👀👀👀👀? Heck yeah 👌👌👌 he said, I wanna see if u can do it like your old man 👨😍💦 did in the 80’s. . You slammed, dad 💉💉💉⁉️⁉️, how else did we stay up at night during the service🎖🇺🇸 he said . Well it’s used for a better purpose💦💦👌 today dad, well show me then👀👁👀👁👀 . So I already has a .5💉 made and ready to go ✅✅😎 , he couldn’t believe I was going to do all that myself , I was like fuck yeah I am 💉💉✅✅😎 ✅✅😎. He told me that .5 would be shared with 5 guys👨👨👨👨👨. Fuck dad I love to share too💖💖💦, guess I got it from u 😍. My dad asked if I had anymore meth💊💊 and replied fuck yeah I got us an 8ball🎱😎 but only one syringe 💉, we are family👪 we can share needles💉👨😍. After I slammed 💉💉💉 I pulled back like .2 of my toxic☠⚰☠ blood, I made up another .5 for my dad👨. He doesn’t know I am full of aids☠ and hep c☠, he thinks it’s 🆗👌👌 since we are related. He put his arm💪😍💦💦 out and looks at me 👀 and says “make me proud👏 son”😍 . I waited ⏲⏲ 30 years to hear👂 him👨 say 💬that. After he stopped coughing all he👨 kept saying 💬💬was how 💖proud💖💦of the man💪😍 I became, ❓who knew❓ my son would pick up this side of me💦💦. I then ask him if he would still be 👏proud👏 of me if I was full blown aids☠⚰ and hepc☠⚰, He told me as long as ur having fun 🎉🎈💉I am happy 😊and proud of u😘. Good cuz I have been for 18 years , well then I👨 am 👌proud👌 to carry my sons ☠☠☠☠aids and hep c.☠☠☠☠ Now let’s do more💉💉💉 he said. Our relationship👬😍💦💦 became so much stronger💪💪😉 after that, he 👨really wished 💭I would of told him years ago. Non the less he was still 💖proud💖 of me and my addiction .💉💉💉👨👉👌💦💦💦💦😜
😘😘HEY YOU😏 BOOTY POPPIN👄👅🍑CHRISTMAS 🎄🎄HOES🙌💅SANTA CLAUS🎅🏿🎅🏿IS 💦💦CUMMING💦💦 TO YOUR TOWN💒🏩WITH HIS BIG👌🏿👌🏿DICK🍆🍆🍌SO U BETTER👍🏿👍🏿PRAY🙏🏿🙏🏿 THAT HES FEELING NAUGHTY 🙈🙈🎅🏿🎅🏿FOR THAT😍😍TEMPERATURE😨😨DROPPIN 🌡🌡❄️❄️BOOTY🍑 POPPIN 👄👅CHRISTMAS🎄🎄COCK🐓🐓😩😩
❄️❄️💦💦CUMMING THIS DICKCEMBER👌🏿👌🏿☃☃
HEY U FROSTY BITCHES ☃☃☃ HAPPY BLIZZARD WEEKEND ❄️❄️❄️. Father winter 👴🏻👴🏻 decided he's gonna CUM to blow some snow🌬🌬🌬 and u know what that means 🌌🌌🌌 time for Netflix and chill. Get ready to warm up some snow balls ❄️❄️❄️by sending this to 5 of ur snowiest hoes 👯👯👯 or winter storm Jonas won't spray his white juices on U 💦💦💦. Send to 10 if u want 36 inches 📏📏📏 at ur back door.
🐜🙋🏼🌐🐜 🌐SpIder WeBs 🙋🏼🏡📞 🚫💤🏡📞 ⁽ʸᵉᵃʰ⁾ Sorry I’m not home right now🏡 📞🚫💤🏡 🚫💤I’m walking into spiderwebs 🙋🏼👠🐜🌐 👠📞So leave a message📥📞📥📞 and I’ll call you back (ᶜᵃᶫᶫ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ) 📥 🐜🌐🐜🌐Leave a message and I’ll call you back ⁽ᶜᵃᶫᶫ ʸᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵘ ᵇᵃᵃᵃᵃᶜᵏ⁾🚫💤🏡🙋🏼🌐🐜
HAPPY SPANKS-GIVING SLUTS 😋😈THE HOE-LIDAY SEASON NEVER ENDS🔥🍆🎉🎁 CHRISTM-ASS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER 👉🏽👌🏿👍🏿👏🏿TODAYS THE DAY TO EAT AS MUCH MEAT 🍆🍗AS YOU WANT 💦👌🏿BUT DONT BE SELFISH! 😆😇 ITS A DAY TO BE THANKFUL 💗💞🙏🏽SHARE A BONE WITH YOUR 14 HUNGRIEST PILGRIMS WHO ARE READY TO GOBBLE GOBBLE 🐓🐔SOME MEAT😩💯💦💦 IF U GET 10 BACK UR A REAL CARNIVORE🐗💋IF U GET 6 BACK U MUST BE AN HERBIVORE 🐕🐩🙌🏽 3 OR LESS, BITCH U A VEGETARIAN 😣🙍🏽🙅🏼💔❌ HAPPY EATING 😋🍞🍌🌽👄🍗🍭💦
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 stolen videos stolen vIDeos👌 thats ✔ some ripped👌👌content right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽoFlo my self 💯 i s0 Flo 💯 thats what im suing about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Stolen videos
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MERRY DICKSMAS🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄!!! welcome to Dongcember, get ready for a BIG load 💦💦 of 🎉🛍presents🛍🎉!!! Cocksing 🍆📦day is 💦💦cumming 💦💦up soon, and you need to deck some balls🍒🍒 and fuck yo winter booty🍑 call!!!! The baddest bitch 💁🏽💁🏽of all time Deeznuts ✝Christ was born and you gotta 🎉celebrate🎉 If you are ✡it doesnt matter, you can be just as skanky💃🏻💃🏻👙💋 during 🕎HannukCum🕎 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣of your 💋💋SLUTTIEST💋💋 👰🏼snow angels👰🏻! Or else you'll get Hanukkah hairy cock this season 😝, and 🎅🏾will put you on his Naughty List😘😘📝If you get 5️⃣ back, you are just 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿Santa’s 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿side hoe-hoe-hoe💁🏼💁🏼. If you get back 1️⃣0️⃣, get ready for a 💦White Cocksmas🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆, and a 🍭candy🍭 cane 🍌cock🍌 gobbling on Nude Years Day, you slutty💋💋 mistlehoe💃🏾🌿
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇ for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕 I drink them!💦 I slurp them! 💦I swallow them whole💦It makes daddy💘😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💞 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦, 3 cummy💦, 4💦 I'm💘 daddy's💘 👑princess👑 but I'm also a whore! 💜 He makes me feel squishy!💗He makes me feel good!❤💘He makes me feel everything a little should!💘~ 💘💘💘👑💦Wa-What!😍
👌😭 ahshah he posted ìt again h0ly shit OP the💃AbIaZoLUTE💃MadMaN💃 IT JUSTKEeps geeting FuNniER EVERy 🍆fucking🍑⏳TIme⌛ he POSTs it haHAzhAHa 👌😭 📞 OPErATOR give mE The p👮Lice thEre's a💃 MADmaN💃maKIN 🐸MEmES🐸 in oUr MIDsT and I CAN'T bREATHe 👌😨
G-g-g-g- 🙏 g-gotta 🙏🙏 gotta go 🏃🏃gotta g-g-go 💙💙 fast 🙌🙌🙌 go fast 🏃🏃🏃👍 go FAST 🐾 that's right I'm 🔙🔛🔝 don't you be lazy 💤😴💤 coz you gotta go FASTTTTT 🙏🏃 faster than a 🚙 faster than a 🚝, faster than a 🐝 or a 🦀 or a ✈️ making waves 🌊🌊🌊🌊 Hokusai is sick 🌊🌊🌊 but not as slick as 🙇 peekaboo guess who it's sonic 🏃🏃🏃🏃 fuckn go FAST 👍👍👍👍 its sonic sans 🙌🙌🙌 praise n shout 📣📣📣 shout it loud 📢📢📢 show some love 💙💙 for the speedy blue master of my heart 💙💙💙 💯 miles fast like a 📸 speed til I ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠ hmmmmm fuckn NEEEEEEEEEEOM! 🏃🏃 sonic boom
⚠🚨👂listen 👂🔼up🔼 every1⃣🚨❗🔊😱⚠we have been 📨just💨 📲informed📩 that there's an ❓unknown❔ virus🤒😷☣ that's 💥attacking🤕💥 all clubs♣♣♣❗❗❗🤒symptoms🤔 have been said📣 2⃣ be ⚓heavy⚓ 😥😩😤BREATHING, 💯🔥wild🔥💯 DANCING💃👯, COUGHING🗣, so when you👊 hear👂 this sound🔊: ⛔📢НO0ОଠＯLY НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ📢⛔ run🏃💨 4⃣ cover🙉 🖕🖕🖕🖕MOTHERFUCKER🖕🖕🖕🖕❗❗❕❕❗❕😱😱😜😜😜
Y😎U BETTER 🙏🙎WAKE🙈🙉 THE 😎FUCK😎 👆🆙☝ AND 👃SMELL😤 THAT👀 👠SLUTTY👙 ☕C😩FFEE🍵
👧MOTHER👩 🍆FUCKER👉👌, Y😎U BETTER 💳B💷U💶Y💰 THAT DOOR 💪BUSTING💪 😗WH😘RE😗 OF A 💸DEAL💸
SELL💱 YOUR 😈IMM😯RAL👹 ➕AND➕ 😘SEXY😚 S😱UL ✌ 👉THIS👈 🏫C😛😛P😎RATE🏦 👺HOE👺
📤SEND📤THIS👆 ✌ 💳12.99💳 OF YOUR 👻Z💀MBIFIED👻 C😁😁PERAL 🍚CUM🍼 💧BUCKETS💧, AND↪ IF 👋YOU GET 👛75%👝 📫📬REPLIES, YOU ARE AN 🎰INDUSTRIAL🌁 🍆🍄DICK🍌🍆 🌌VACUUM🌌!
😮BUT!😮IF YOU GET 🆓🆓100%🆓🆓 📲REPLIES⚠, 😂😂YOU FUCKING DIE😂😂 AND BECOME 💸💸MONEY 👼👼JESUS!!!💸💸
💯NicE🔥 fUckin🔥 ✔👌✔meme 💯👀m8y t0o bad 💯the👻🎃 sp0opky🎃👻 pirate💦💦 is 0n his 👀way tO steal👀👀 ur mEmeS repOst 👌this 💯👌to keep💯💯 ur b00ty👌🔥👀
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 Exquisite feces. I repeat, exquisite feces. 👌 The idea expressed above is ✔ a marvelous 👌👌 specimen of human excrement,👌👌it is indeed.👌👌👌 It is✔*indeed*. ✔✔When I say something, 💯 I mean it, 💯and I say to you now that this is first-rate stool. It is the sort of thing of which I am quite fond. It is indeed. It is *indeed*. Once more, I repeat (this time in a melodic manner): *it is indeed*. 💯 👌👌 👌 It makes me want to cry aloud with joy, 👌 👌 singing, shouting to the heavens.👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Exquisite feces.
🌚🤘✨🌛 🎉 I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night 🌚🤘🌛 🎉 That tonight's gonna be a good night 🤘🔝💯🌚✨That tonight's gonna be a ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ night ʷᵒᵒᵒ ʰᵒᵒᵒᵒ 🤘🎉💯🌚✨ Go out and smash it ⁽ˢᵐᵃˢʰ ᶦᵗ⁾ 🔨🔨🔨 Like oh my God (⁽ᴸᶦᵏᵉ ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᴳᵒᵈ⁾ 🙆😲🙆😲 Jump off that sofa ⁽ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᶰ﹗⁾ 🏃🛏🏃🛏Yeah tonight's gonna be a ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ night ʷᵒᵒᵒ ʰᵒᵒᵒᵒ 🤘🎉💯🌚✨
Today i Had Sex with this Girl 😊🍑🍆💦😝 after we got Done She Closed her eyes And Started Crying 😭😥😰😢😔 I asked Her ' what was Wrong She Said you gone Leave me after this 😕😕😕 Bro that Shit almost Made me Cry I didn't even know What to Say " it wasn't true but I set Back in realize how niggas Do females Now days 😖😑🙈😑 every woman On this Earth deserve to be Treated with respect 💯
Who Else Agree 💯
Rawr! xDD did I 💀💀💀scare you?? I hope I didn't 🙈🙈 B/c RAWAR mean "I love u!" In 🐲🐲 DINOSAUR‼️ xDDD 🎧🎼🎤 send dis msg to 🔟 of ur most emo friendz! 🎀💊💉🔫🔪💉 If you get 🔟 or more back, you will be visited by 🔮DAHVIE VANITY🔮 fr0m 👊🏻👊🏻💉 BOTDF! 💉💉💉👊🏻👊🏻 N him n Garret Ecstasy 💊💊💊 (The newest vocal for BOTDF... FRICK YAH XD) will take you on a shopping spree to HOT TOPIC 😍🎀🎧☠ If u dnt send diz to at least ✋🏻 pplz, you will be kicked out the mall and you will also be 🚨BANNED🚨 from ALL Hot Topics! 😢😭😱😨 so remember to send 2️⃣ all ur friends! (/-^) n remember, MUSIC IS LYFE 🎤🎧🎤🎧 IN WIT A BULLET 🔫🔫 OUT WIT HEARTS 💕💕💕 xDDD RAWR! (that mean "I love u" in dinosaur) 🐲
wHAts uP?⬆️ it's FaLL 🍁🍂🍃🙌💯 u kNoow whAt tHAT meAnS??!!!?!!!
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PumpkiNS 🎃🎃🎃
BONfireSS 🔥🔥🔥🌙
smOREss 🍪🍫
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Da LeAVes r tURnt 🍃🍃🍃🍃🌿🌿🌿🍂🍂🍂🔁➡️⬅️ aND so Am i 👀💀
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send di$ to 10 ppl u rllyyy WaNt 2 gET TURnt wITh && ur cRuSH wiLL GIvee u a spEcIAL surpriSSE @ midNIghTT 😍😍😻😺😎 dnt seND & u wiLLL Gett haY feVER & DIEEE 💀!!!!
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geT 1 baCK: U uGLY as sh!t 😐
GeT 3 baCk: U a CRusTy oLD leaf 🍂
geTT 10 bACk: daMNNNN u lit As a bonfire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⚡️⚡️😋😎😺
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty crowded🇲🇽🙍🇲🇽🙍🇲🇽🙍🇲🇽, so I started to pout 😞, He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 🔳🔳😍🔳🔳and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 🔳🔳WALL!🔳🔳Yeah! Yeah!💕🔳🔳I build it!🔳🔳I keep them out!🇲🇽🙍🇲🇽I let them in LEGALLY🇲🇽😍🇲🇽It makes 💘daddy💘😊happy😊so it's my only goal... 💕🔳🔳Taller daddy! Taller daddy! 🔳🔳💕10 feet taller🔳, 20 feet taller🔳🔳, 30 feet taller🔳🔳🔳, 40🔳🔳🔳🔳!He makes me feel good💜! 🇺🇸🇺🇸He makes me feel everything an American should!~ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💘Wa-What!💘🇺🇸🇺🇸
Just me and my 💕bernie💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦delegates!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I phonebank!💦 I facebank!💦 I spam /r/politics💦 😍 It makes 💘bernie💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder bernie! Harder bernie! 😫💦💕 1 primary💦, 2 primaries💦💦, 3 primaries💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘bernie's💘 👑supporter 👑but I'm also a karma whore! 💟 He makes me feel politically active💗!He makes me feel progressive💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a bernie supporter should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
H 🖕 E Y ALL ⚠ ❗WARNING❗ THIS ↘👌🏻↙ IS NOT ⛔ A JOKE. WE👪 ARE M🖕E🖕M🖕E🖕 TRIBE👯👯. WE CREATE🔨🔧🔩 MEMES.⛔ NO ⛔ STEAL❗. FUCK👌🏻👈🏻 STEAL😡⚠. IF YOU THING 👆👇👍🏼YOU CAN JOIN OUR TRIBE 🔜🔜TEXT ME ON X🕟X🕥XMEMETRIBEX🕟X🕤[email protected]
WE ACCEPT ONLY 🔞18+🔞 (🚷NO GRILLS🚷). ALL 🔠TEXT 🔡WILL 🔠BE RED🔤 AND RATED ?/10. GOOD LUCK ALL. FACKAL. Sory bad englis.❌
2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣5️⃣ has CUM 💦💦 and gone!!!✌️💋 It’s THOT-UARY 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣ BITCHES🍾!! The HO-lidays 🎁🎅 are over 🙅 and it’s time ⏰ to get your reSLUTutions 😜 IN 👉👌! THIS YEAR say NO 🚫 to the heart break 💔😩 and YES to that hard dick 👅🍆 let him SLIDE 💨 in yo thing 🍑😨 and GIRL 💁 get that ring 💍👰 DON’T FORGET‼️ keep the PU$$Y clean ✨ so he treat you like a QUEEN 👑🌹 and if he 👤 ain’t paying your bills 💰💸 CAUSE a 🚨 FUCKING SCENE 🚨 !!!! 🆗 Send ✉️ this to 🔟 of your SLUTTIEST friends 👯 in 69 SEXonds 😈 and this year you’ll find 👁 the SUGAR PAPI of your dreams ☁️💫 Ignore ❌ and you’ll be cursed with 1️⃣2️⃣ months of BAD DICK 🍆 👎. Happy hunting sluts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🏃🔫⚰💰🤑💅😂
Lotta👍🚹👍loyalty 👌👌👖 for a hired 🔫🔫 gun 🔫🔫 Or 😂😂👤 maybe he's wondering 👥💀💀why you would 🔫🔫shoot🔫 a 🔫man 🔫🔫before💪💪 throwing 💪 him out of a ✈✈plane?✈✈ At least you👌 can 👄👄talk👄 Who are⁉⁉🌚🎥 you ?? It doesn't 😂matter😂😂 who we 😂are what👔 matters is our plan😈 No one cared until i 💀put on Da 💀😷💀Mask😷💀💀 If i pulled 😷this 😡off😡 will you die? It would 😲be 😲extremely😱 painful 😦😲Your a big💑💪💪 guy 💑💪4U👌👌4U4U👌4U👌👌 whats the next 👟👣👣step🏃 of your plan? 🎥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥CRASHING 💥💥THIS✈✈ PLANE ✈✈WITH✈✈ NO SURVIVORS🔥🔥💥💥💉💉🔫🔫🔥💥THE FIRE RISES🔥🔥💥💥💥
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✋✋✋✋HOLD UP✋✋✋✋
🤔🤔🤔🤔gotta think about this🤔🤔🤔🤔
😏😏😏😏yeeeeaaaaahhh that's a good meme😏😏😏😏
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💯🔥👌👌👌👌 keep it up 💯🔥👌👌👌👌
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👆 👇 👈 👉HEY!!!!!!!!!! Ɛ≡≡≡≡≡≡═D <------- oh look a peins........ ....my friends.............how do skinny jeans became popualr?👆 👇 👈 👉 Ɛ≡≡≡≡≡≡═D <------- oh look a peins........ 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
👀👄😫i wanna😳 🐂🐂RAM🐂🐂 👉my 👈👉juicy💏☕️🍹🍹 turgid 🍆COCK 🍆in your 🍭🍦SwEET swEET 🍰🍫🍭ASS 🍊💦and 💦💦fuck 💯👌😩😍your 👄little shrimpy 🦄🍲🍙hole SKEET 👅💦💦💕with my 👈👉DONG💯🍆🍆👌 till I 💦💦CUM in ur 😩😨😰verjin 😵😵🍆💦face and 😷 💩💩💩💩SMEAR my 💩💩SHIT 💩💩😱on your BAPS 🤗👅💃🏻💃🏻full cock 🍆🍆mode 📲📱on the back 🔦bustin' a 🍂💦hazleNUT 💦🍂sandwich 🍔🍔🍣🌮with 💯💯😩BBAEEE 😩💯💯👌👌respect 😰💯the FUCK😼outta dat lyk 👍👍👍button 💅💅👦🏼if u FUKK👄👩❤️👩
Luke, I am your fucker. It's December 1️⃣8️⃣ and you know what that means ...... it's time to see Star Wars🌟⚔with your star whores👅🍆. If the last time you handled👌💦a lightsaber was a long time🕥ago in a galaxy🌠🌚far far away, send this to 🔟 of your sexiest space🌙🚀 sluts🏃💃🏻👽. If u get 0️⃣ back you're a Bantha bitch. If u get 5️⃣ back you're General Slay-a👑. If u get 🔟 back you're a C 3 P Hoe 🤖💅🍑. Share in 6️⃣9️⃣seconds or you won't be getting that Darth Dick in 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣
Today📢☑️ we sit down ⬇️together on that🍆💦DICK and say our thanks🙏🏼😌💖💕 to the turkey🦃 dick grabbing 🍆✊🏻👑💫king for Christopher👨🏽🙊👀 Columbus sailed 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣🙄💤 the Pussy🗣💦💦💦⛵️ on the Niña 😧🎀👸🏼 Pinta ⏺🔵🔘 y Santa Maria 🗯👄💦🙈🍆🍆😧 to find the asian👲💮🍱🙅💦💦👐🏻 prostitutes ➡️yet😳🤗🤔 found those hoe ass🍑🍺🌽 florida 🇵🇷😍😫💦 Indians and had to fuck 🍆💦💦😫😩🍳 🆘 their Loose 🕳 🐱 Pussies instead. 🔜1️⃣6️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ the Pilgrims set sail🚤🚤🚤⛵️⛵️ to find the freedom🇺🇸🌭🍔 to fuck ass🍑🍑💦💦 but took forever😞😒⏭ caus GOD wouldnt toke 🍯🌬💨🍁 and blow 👄🍆 them winds 🌾🌪💫 when the pilgrims😎🎩👨🏼👧🏼 arrived ⬇️⚓️ they found sex slave Squanto 👳🏿🍁💦💦 and forced ⚒🔪☠ his ass to teach📚📖 us to plant our sperm 💦 in dat ass👩🏼❤️🍑🍑👐🏻🙌🏼🔁✔️❗️❗️❗️ to say Thanks 💞🙏🏼 the Pilgrims feasted 🍴🍻 on corn and potato 🌽🍠 grown ⁉️♋️🎉⛏ ass cheek 🍑🍑🍑and turkey 🦃👅💦💦 gobbling dick to prepare ✅ their pussies ({|}) for the New World💸💸💰💰🕯⛓ Today ⏲📅 we call 🎙📞🍸this penetrating event SPANKSGIVING 👋🏻✋🏻✋🏻🍑💦in honor of all the thigh grabbing ✊🏻💪🏼🍗 hoes, thats you sluts fuck 👉🏻👌🏻 from time⏰ to time⏰. Share this Hoe-storical event with ur top 1️⃣0️⃣ finest floozies 👄👅👀💄👢 and enjoy this Chill❄️ ASS PUSSY 🍑😩💦fucking, COCK GOBBLING😮🐓, mashed 👊🏻 potato HOE 🍠🍠💦sucking, BLOW-autumn jobbing🍃🍁😵, CUM PIE 💦💦💦shotz giving day❤️
if I pull that 😷 off will you 💀 die💀 it would be extremely 🔪 painful 🔪 you're a big 💪👦 guy 💪👦 for 4️⃣ you 😷😷😷
THAT’S BULLSHIT ‼️💩 SO 👈 FUCKING 👌 BULLSHITTTT 😡 DING DING DING 🔔 (choir: ᵈᶦᶰᵍᴰᴵᴺᴳᴰᴵᴺᴳ) ✨ DO YOU HEAR THAT 👂👀 THAT’S THE SOUND 🔊 OF MY 👋 BULLSHIT 🐮💩 ALARM ⏰💥 GOING OFF 🔥 WHAT YOU SAID 🤓 YOU FUCKING 😤 SHITNUGGET 🖕 IS OBVIOUSLY 😩🙌 NOT ❌ TRUUU 📛 SO SHUT 🚪 THE ＦＵＣＫ UP 👌
OH SHIT DUDE THAT WAS A 😫💦💦💦
😜😜DANK FUCKEN😜TRICK 😡YO👮🏼💃🏾💃HOLY SHIIIITT🏾💃🏾🏂🏂😡🏂SWAG💘☄�EPIC WIN👄👬👬LIKE A BOSS👬👬😝💦💦💦WINNING💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
💪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)💪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)💪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)💪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Kinky shit kinkY sHIt 💪 thatS 👉👌 Some kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) shit 👉👌 right ☺️ There ☺️☺️ if I do ƽaү so myself 👯 I say so 👯 if you know what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMM 👯 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👉👌 😍☺️💪👅 kinky shit
🏠🏠🏠up on the housetop reindeer COCKS 🐴🐴🐴🍆🍆out whips Santa's 🎅🏿🎅🏿 big ol DICK🍆🍆🍆ready to shower all his thotties 💦💦💦🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 with some REAL Christmas cheer 🎄🎄🎁🎁🎁🎁 open that chimney wide for old saint DICK♨️♨️♨️🆘🆘🚿🚿🚿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 so he can give u some milk 🍼🍼🍼🍼 for those cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍆🍆send to 5️⃣ of ur thottiest elf HOES 🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼👯👯 or santas DICK will NOT b happy 🎅🏿🍆🙅🏼🙅🏼🍆send to 🔟 slutty gingerbread men🍪🍒🍆 and receive ➡️➡️ a REAL gift in that stocking ⛸⛸⛸🎄🎄 like a big 🍆 ol 🎄 DICK🍆🍆🍒🍒🙆🏼 send to 1️⃣5️⃣ and santa's christmas pole 💈💈💈 will unload 💦💦 allll over your tree🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🙆🏼🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿
👀👅So I hear that you like dick. ✊🍆💦 I hear👧👨 I can please you with my long 👧💍😈✋schlong. That my long ♋ hard 👀👅 meat stick can bring you up to your sexual 🍆💦👅💕👄 satisfaction. I hear that you've been craving my popsicle💦💦💦and have been wanting 👀👅👀👅👀 to suck it so hard until it's dry 💦👄 and out of daddy juice 👧👅💦I hear you're in need of some juicy sausage 🍆👅😈 I hear you're a bad girl 👧👧👧and you've been 💕👄💦 wanting some good schlong to fill your tummy up 👅👀💦
🍣🍤🍣 IT'S SUSHI TIME🍙🍘🍣 You have been visited by the legendary Hiroshi, master of sushi 🍙🍣🍣🍥🍤 Upmoshi this within 3 seconds or you'll never have sushi without wasabi 🍣🍤🍤
👿👿👿YALL #CRAKKKAS ❌⛄️❌REALLY #OUTCHEA SMDH👦🏼💩👦🏼💩WE PEEPLE FROM #AFRIKA 💎💰ARE DA REASON YO GOTZ WHAT YOU GOTZ🙅🏿🙅🏿🙅🏿WE MADE #ERRTHANG!!! 😩💯IT ALL STARTED IN ANCIENT #KEMET 📚📚📚WHILE YALL #CAVEMEN 🐵🙉🙊 #NEANDERTHAL_ASSES🐒 WERE OUT IN THE 🗻🌄#CAUCUS_MOUNTAINS 🗻🌄 SHAKIN' YALL STUB TALES😤👿✋🏿WE WAZ MAKIN' #ELECTRICITY TO BUILD DA #PYRAMIDS!!❗️🔼☑️YOU #WHITE_DEVILS 👹👺💩JUST CAME ALONG WIT YO #DISEASES 😷💉👎🏿AND #MURKED ERRBODY!! ❗️👶🏿👧🏿👨🏿👩🏿❌❌❌BUT ONE DAY WE FINNA WIPE YALL #MAYOS 🔪🙇🏼🔫OUT AND ONLY #NEGUSES SHALL WALK DA WORLD🙏🏿✊🏿🌍
Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!
☀️🌅summer🔥🏄 time has cum...💦💦 and you kno what that means!! 😮😜 time to slip👕👙slop💦💦slap👋👋DAT ASS😂🍑🍑!!! the ☀️sun☀️is out😂 and ready to 💦SUCK💦SOME🍆DICK🍆!! send this to your 💞sluttiest💞 sydney 🏄surfers🏄 4 💦fun💦in the aussie ☀️sun☀️!! get 3⃣ back and you're a 👆TOP👆cunt, get 5⃣ back and you're 🏄PIPING🏄🔥HOT🔥, get 10 back, you're 🔥hot🔥like the 🌅sunrise🌅😂😂
🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕧🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦CATCH🏃🏃🏃💨💨 ☝☝☝UP☝☝☝ MAN 🙅🙅 STOP🙅🙅 WASTING YOUR TIME 🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕧🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦ON STUPID 😩😩😩😩 SHIT 💩💩💩💩 BRO CATCH THE FUCK☝☝ UP ☝☝
bubble 💦 gum 😋🍬 bubble 💧gum 🍡 in 👉🏻 a dish 😳🍽👐🏼 how many 🤔 times 🕐🕟🕓 can i succ 😭💦 that dicc 😍🍆💦 send this 📨 to 🔟 of your 👆🏼sweetest 🍭 hoes😜
💦💦Fuck me hard ❤️daddy💘❤️💦💦💯👌👈 I want your 😜😜gigantic cock🍆🍆 in my 🌟✨princess hole,👌👌👌💖 and I want you to 💥💥slam it in and out😍😍, fuck me good,💦💦💯💦🔥 I want you to 💗🌟hold me down😇😇 and fuck me👅💦👋🍑 until I can't take it anymore, 🔥🔥then keep going 💖daddy💖😊😊. By the time you're done,💦👌👈👈 I want your cock🍆🍆 to be 🔥🔥raw and throbbing💦💦👅, and all my holes filled😊😊😊
hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉�👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from behind👟💥 Are! teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air Just! flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO ＦＵＮ ＴＯ ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 teleports away
hey there 😃😊👧buddychum 😁pal friend 🌸🌸buddy🌸🌸 pal 🌻chum bud ❤friend❤fella 👦bruther👦🇮🇹amigo🇮🇹 pal 😀😀buddy friend 😜chummy😜🍆chum 🍆chum 😛pal😛😛 i don't mean to be👿👿 rudemy 😋😋friend😎😎😎 pal 🏠home🏠 slice 🍞🍞bread slice 🐶dawg🐶 but i gotta ⛔⛔warn⛔⛔ ya if u take 🔢🔢one🔢🔢 more 🍦🍦diddly🍧🍧 🚫🚫darn 🚷step👣 right ⬆there⬇ im 🚶going🏃 to 💪have💪 to diddly darn 💔snap💔 ur neck and 😜wowza😜 wouldn't that be a😭 crummy😭 ↩juncture↩, huh? ❓❗❓❗do yuo want that? ❓❗❓❗do 💫wish🌟 upon 👦yourself👦 to come ➡into➡👊physical👊 🌟experience🌟 with a 💥crummy💥 juncture? 💢💢because 🙈friend🙉 buddy 😺chum 😸friend 😻chum 😽pally 😊pal chum 😀😀friend if you ▶▶keep this ⬆⬆up 😺😺well 😸😸gosh diddly darn🙀🙀🙀 i just might🔚🔚 have to get 💀💀💀💀not so friendly 💀💀💀with 💔u💔 my 😄😃friendly ❤💚friend 💜💙💛friend 😜😛pal friend 😙😀buddy 😎😎chum 😋😋pally 😆😆friend 😏😏chum😊😊 buddy
Hoe hoe hoe 🎅🏿💦💋 hope you've all been 🍆naughty🍆 this year, cause🎅🏿Santa COCKS🌽 is 💦cumming💦 2 town💋 and he only 💦cummin 👄for the thottiest of thots this year🙊 So put on your sluttiest💦👠 ⚪️Christmas🔴 costumes and get that big black♋️ Santa dick🎅🏿🍆💦this year✔️ send dis to 6⃣9⃣✔️ of the biggest ⬆️Christmas hoes you know💋 get 6⃣ 🔙and you an ugly lump of coal ⚫️get 1⃣7⃣ 🔙 and Santa will be CUMMING down your chimney 💦🍆🍆👅 get 2⃣6⃣ 🔙✔️ and you Santa's main hoe this COCKmas🍆🎄🎄🎄👅👅💦 good luck gettin that XXXmas cock🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆
To all the Hillary 👵🏻 gloaters 😂😂😂, I'll tell you ☝️ 1️⃣ thing: r/politics 🏛 is, 😤 and always will be, 😠 Bernie 👴🏻 territory. OUR 😡 territory. The mods 👮👮👮 of r/politics 🏛 have formally 👔👌 endorsed Senator Sanders 👴🏻 for president 🇺🇸👍. We 👨👩👧👦👩👩👧👦👨👨👧👦 will continue ⏱⏰⌚️ to control 🎮 the front page 💻 with positive Bernie 👴🏻 news 🗞📰. So before 🖐😤 you start talking 🗣 shit 💩💩💩 and bragging 😊😜😏 about your bitch's 🚺🐶👵🏻 win, I'll have you know 🤔💭 that we're 👨👩👧👦👩👩👧👦👨👨👧👦 well versed 💬 in downvote ⬇️👎🔽 brigades. Say RIP 💀😩😭 to your karma ⬆️⬇️ if you try anything cute 🐱🐭🐹. Assholes. 😂😂😂
Holds up spork thats ✔ some random👌👌shit👌👌 right👌👌there👌👌👌 my name is katy💯 💯 but u can call me🐧🐧🐧 t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧🐧🐧🐧 💯 👌💯🐧🐧🐧💯 !!!!!!!! lol…as u can see👌👌👌 im very random✔✔if i do ƽsaү so my self👌👌👌 💯!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me 👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀_… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!👀👀👀👀)thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 its our favorite tv show!!👌👌👌👌👌! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!!👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Random shit DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ 👀👀 hehe…toodles!!!!! random shit rand౦m sHit👌 thats ✔ some random👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m 🐧🐧🐧🐧👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Random shit
If✋ ya ass stank 👃while I'm hittin 🍆💦 it from the back 👐😱 ... 😒 I'm putting fabric softener In ya ass crack 😵😬
Im finna smell 👃 the roses 🌹💕 and get my nut 💦😏
😒 You can wash 🚿 ya ass for round ✌😱 😩 😢 😂😂😂
😈 You sexy 😘😍 stank booty ass lil bitch u 😨😂😂
Start a relationship 💏👄👅this year , take her on 🍑🍔😍dates , spend time with her👌🏻👫 , take silly cute 🎀🌸💋pictures 📸🎀with her 😍💏 make her feel special , ♋️🍑💦😳sex her for hours🕐🕠🕧 den Break up with her on 💋valentines💋 day to take out wifey 💍💍💍 😌#wastehertime2016😂😂✋👌🏻
☺ Turn ha 😳♋️around, kiss ha on da neck 💋💋den drag dat 👅👅👅👅💦toungue 😝 down ha spine 😏reaaal slow till ya 😳👌🏻🍆head meet da booty 🍑, pull ha panties 👙💋down and ask ha "u want me to try dis new 😳💦🍼freaky shit on ya?" 😍😉😏By dis time she 😻💁🏼in da mood 🍆💦so she gone be wid it.. Once she give ya da 💚✅green light to proceed, 👉🏻👌🏻👍🏻lean in and bite ha butt 🍑🍑cheek 😂😂😂
#Grrrrbihh
#Wastehertime2016
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Hey you 👅slutty ⛓rope bunnies 🐇🐇🐇. the 🌾Easter bunny🐇 is here and he only leaves 👌👌eggs for the sluttiest 👅👄👄 bunnies🐇 on the block💃🏼💃🏼. so it's time to hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop👆🏾👇🏾 🍑🍑 on that big bunny dick👉👌. but Easter ain't just about sexy rabbits👄👅🐇. it's about the 🙌🏽good lord🙌🏽 2️⃣. Easter is the day of the 🌄resERECTION🏕🏕🏕 of the original 😩ZADDY😩 Jesus Damn Christ🔥🔥🔥😎. Homie JC was 😮😦trapped❌🚫 in a tomb with his big zaddy ERECTION🍆🍆🍆 for 3️⃣ whole days🆘🆘 without any bitches to fuck😞😞😞 and he still made it through😎😎. send this to 1️⃣2️⃣ APOSTLES👬👬👬👬👬👬 who believe in the 💥💥power of zaddy Christ👼👼!!! get 1️⃣1️⃣ back and you can be the 🐇🐇🐇Easter bunny's sexy rope bitch😍😍😍. get 3️⃣ back and you'll get hot🔥 CUM💦💦 in your Easter eggs this year😏😏😏. get 0️⃣ back and you'll be trapped in a cave🆘 like Jesus without any bitches to fuck😞.
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❄🎅❄🎅🎄🎅⛄❄🎅❄ festive shit festive sHit🎄 thats ✔ some ❄❄shit right❄❄th 🎅 ere❄⛄ ❄ right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🎄 i say so 🎄 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎄 ❄⛄❄⛄НOH0ОଠHＯOHOОଠHଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ❄ ❄ ⛄❄ 🎄 ❄ 🎅🎅 🎅 ❄❄festive shit
And Frollo 👴🏻✝🔥 gave the 👶 child 👶 a cruel 👎👎 name
A name that means 💔 half-formed 💔, Quasimodo 🙈🙈🙉🙉🙊🙊
Now here is a riddle❓❔❓ to guess if you can 😂
🎶 Sing 🎶 the bells 🔔🔔 of Notre Dame ✝💒
Who is the 🐲 monster 🐲 and who is the 👱 man 👱⁉️
Sing the bells 🔔 bells 🔔 bells 🔔 bells 🔔
Bells 🔔 bells 🔔 bells 🔔 bells 🔔
🔔 Bells 🔔 of Notre Dame ✝✝💒💒🙏🙏
Just my father and I spending quality time together👬 I felt a very famished so I stayed to explain my distaste🙍🙍 My father proposed to me if I would like something that would satiate my hunger's greed😅😅I asked what he was proposing and he exclaimed he would give me his seed🙏🙏Yes! Yes! I swig them!!🍻🍻 I drain them! 👅👅I consume them in their complete form!🚿🚿 It pleases my father, it is my only objective.🏆With more gusto, father! With more gusto, father!⏳⌛One quantity of seed🌊 two quantities of seed🌊three quantities of seed🌊 four🌊I am my father's heir but I also happen to be a harlot💋💋 He makes me feel gelatinous😹He has the ablity to make me feel glee😻 He makes feel everything a tiny would agree👍👍 Excu-Excuse Me!🙋🙋
I HiT THaT 🙋DaB 😎 like ReAL NiGGa 🙉 hours🕛 All DaY🌝 and all NiGhT🌚 and if u TaLkiN DAT 💩SHIT💩 we gonna ShOOT 🔫🔫 yo DiCC🍆 Off😨😮 We KeeP iT 💯 aNd YoUr MoM😙 GaVe Me ThA SuCc😘😘🍆 bCuZ I'm iNtO OLdeR woMan👵💙
🎷🐛🎷🐛🎷🐛🎷🐛🎷🐛sax caterpillar SaX caterpiLLar 🌟🎷🌟some 🌟🐛🎷🌟sax🎷🐛 caterpillar 🌟🐛🎷🌟🎷🐛🌟right🎷there 🎷🎷if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🌟i say so 🌟🎷🐛thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎷🐛🌟🌟🌟🌟t00t toot tooooooooooooT🐛🎷🎷🐛🌟sax caterpillar
ATTENTION🗽AMERICAN🗽✔️✅VOTERS✅✔️🎉SUPER🎉TUESDAY IS HERE! 👈👉WHO👆👇ARE YOU ✔️✅VOTING✅✔️FOR?! 💰👦TRUMP?💰👦 HE'S A 💩😦SHITHEAD💩! 👱👜HILLARY?👱👜 SHE'S A 🙊😱LIAR🙊😱! THE👌ONLY👍💯👌CHOICE✔️IS
**👌👌👌🐎🌈🐎BRONIE🐎🌈🐎💃SANDERS💃👌👌👌**
SO GET OUT AND👍💯SMASH😂👍💯THAT😂💯👌✔️VOTE😂💯👌✔️BUTTON FOR 💃SANDERS💃! LET'S MAKE🗽AMERICA🎇🎉MAGIC🎇🎉AGAIN!
hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉 👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌
teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from behind👟💥 Are! teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air Just! flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 … im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO ＦＵＮ ＴＯ ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^ hehe…toodles!!!!! Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 teleports away
IT IS GETTING CLOSE 🕑🕒🕓 TO THE PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🇺🇸 PUSSY😻 PRIMARY‼️😩💦 SOON MY DADDY 👅👅💦 DONALD TRUMP 👦🏼👦🏼 WILL BE ABLE TO FUCK 🍆🍆 😩 US IN THE OVAL OFFICE 🗽🗽 AND BUILD A WALL 🏢 TO PROTECT US 🔫🔫 FROM HIS HUGE LOAD. 💦💦💦 HIS LOAN💸💸💸 FROM HIS DADDY 😍😍 MAY HAVE BEEN SMALL😢😢, BUT HIS HUGE DICK ISNT ‼️‼️🍆😩🚫 SEND THIS TO 16 OF YOUR CLOSEST 👫👫 TRUMP LOVING TRAMPS. 👦🏼💃🏻 IF YOU GET 5 BACK, YOURE HELPING DADDY MAKING AMERICA WANK AGAIN🇺🇸😩💦 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK, DADDY TRUMP 👦🏼 WILL FIRE YOU 🚫🔥 WITH HIS BULGING COCK‼️🍆
原来你妈妈玩3P！👴👵👴！恶心死了！🐷 那两个男的到现在一定还在找套套哪破了！🐷 恶心死了🐷！🎅👳 = 😈 搞不好你妈是5P ! 😷 还有狗和猪！🐷 说不下去了🐷！太恶心了！她妈生了个猪狗欧美混血种！这太污辱美国和欧洲了！恶心就是恶心！杂种就是杂种！！！
👨👄🐷👉👩👈🐶👄👦5P＝👩+👦+👨+🐷+🐶=杂🐍种
#恶心 😂
🎃THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen👸🏿 of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁🏿 that you know will get some 👉🏿👌🏿 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍🏿 for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀
Hey 👋👋 just a friendly 👥 reminder 💭 that President Bush 🔥🔥 knew 🤔🤔 there were no 0️⃣0️⃣ weapons 🔫🔪🗡of mass destruction 💣💣🔥🔥💥in Iraq 🇮🇶🇮🇶but decided to start a war 🔫🔫💣💣⚔☠☠ anyway so he 💩💩and his friends 👯👯 could profit💸💸💰🔥🤑💲💯💯.
🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 ❤ ✋ ⭕ say 💬 can you see 👀 👀 , by the dawn's 🌅 early 🕐 light 💡, ❓ so proudly 😊 we hailed ☔ at the twilight's 🌃 last 🔚 gleaming ☀. whose broad ↔️ stripes ➖ and bright 💡 stars ⭐ 🌠 through the perilous 💣 fight 🔫 , o'er ⤵ the ramparts 🌉 we watched ⌚ , were so gallantly 👍 streaming ⛵. and the rockets' 🚀 red 🔴 glare 😳 and the bombs 💣 bursting 🎆 in air ☁ , gave proof 📊 through ▶ the night 🌃 that our flag 🎏 was still there ➡. ⭕ say 💬 does that 🇺🇸 STAR SPANGLED BANNER 🇺🇸 yet wave 👋 o'er ⤵ the land 🌇 of the free 😎 and the home 🏡 of the brave 💪 ❤ ✋ 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
You can't 🚫🚫🚫 have a party 💊🎂🎉 without a hardy 🍆💦 you can't 🚫🚫 rock out 🔈🔉🔊🎤🎸🎵 without your ^^mmm good 💩 without your 🍆🍆 cock out you can't ^^^mmm you can't 🚫 right there you can't 🚫🚫🚫🚫 let the fat 🎅👅 and hairy's 👳🙈👹 succ 💦💦😏 good ^^^shit your twig 🌲 and (chorus: ^^good shit) berries 🍒🙈🍒
Solar system
Lil mama gave me succ😈😩🍆
And said return the favour😳😑😡
Eat my pwussy😏😘😱
I said no can do, buckaroo😎😅😶🚫
A nigga allergic to cats!😹👌🏼👏🏼💯
😢😢Why do you 😧girls👧👄👄👅💋 always 😭😭😭go for assh💘les💩💩💩💩😱😱, when us nice👼👼👼 guys are always right👇👇👇 here, whenever your heart💔💔is💔 broken, or whenever anything goes wrong.😱😱
Remember when Chad 🙍🙍🙍broke up wit💔h yo💟u before p💔💞💝rom, and I drove over 🚘🚘to you, standing in the💦💦💦💦 rain, and we went and got 🍔🍔🍔🍔? I paid💵💵💵, I held the door✔✔ open, I even gave you my jacket👕👕! But no, being😠nice means😧😢😢😱😷 I get to be single.😍💔🚹🚹❌🚫❌🚫 You guys are all stuck 🔝who only want the assholes,💩💩💩💩💩 while leaving us in the friendzone.👇👇👇🙍🙍🙍🙍👇👇
🌿Hickory,🍆🍆😵🍑 dicc-ory,😂🍑😧😧 🍆🍑🍆COCK!🍆 Howz it going💯💯, 🔅❄snow🌀❄📆day📆📆BITCHES?🍑🍌🍑🍌🍑
👮🏼Stop👮🏼🖐🏼🖐🏼🖐🏼! You have been caught with Illegal memes❗️‼️🏃🏻🏃🏻You have been reported to the national meme police ⚠️⚠️ and have 3️⃣ Seconds to turn 🔁 yourself in❗️ Uh oh your time🕚 is up⤴️ A registered sex offender 🙆🏼👨❤️👨 is on his way right now. You made a bad choice 😎🔫🔫⚰⚰
IT'S 2016!!!!! you know what that means... the PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 🇺🇸 is cumming up 🔜 all my BURN-ie SANDERS SLUTS 🙊 and all my hillary CLIT-ton HOES💁get ready to TAKE that vote STRAIGHT 👪 to the democratic PARTY™ all the TRUMP🏼TRAMPS and ben carson🏿 bitches🙅 stay the FUCK away from the polls!!!!! send this to 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ of your fellow AMERICANS 🇺🇸🇺🇸 to SPREAD 🙊 the WORD 📰
ʙᴜᴛ ᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ... ʙᴇ ᴍy ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ!!! *ꜱɴɪᴄᴋᴇʀꜱ ɴᴇꜰᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱʟy* /ᴛʜɪɴᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟꜰ/ "ᴍᴀɴ, ɪꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ, ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍy ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ʀᴏʟʟᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴀꜱᴛᴇʀꜱ! ᴄ'ᴍᴏɴ ʟᴜᴄᴋ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟᴀᴅy ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛt!" *ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴜʟᴩꜱ* ꜱ-ꜱᴏ.. *ᴀᴅᴊᴜꜱᴛꜱ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰɪʀᴍʟy* ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ yᴏᴜ ꜱᴀy ᴛᴏ ᴍy ᴩʀᴏᴩᴏꜱᴀʟ? *ᴡᴀɪᴛꜱ ᴩᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛʟy*
itZ all 😝😝🆎out respectin other CUNT tures 👪👪👪👏👏👏 you CAN-NUT 🚫🚫🚫🚫 celebrate DICK mas 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 with OuT HOe nukkah 🎉🍆 and KUNT za 🍑🍑🍑 ITS aLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 👆👇👈👉 a BUTT 🍑🍑 if you don't 🚫🚫🚫 fwd this to 5 oF your most DISRESPECTFUL 😈😈😈😈😈 HOES you will get 🚫⛔⛔⛔⛔ NO respect these HOE idays 👏👏👏👏👏🎉🎊🎆🎆🎆 if you get 5 back YOU are Disrespectful AFFFF 😲😲😲😲😵😵😵😭💩💩💩💩 IF YOU get 10 Back YOU are IGNORANT 💀💀💀 if YOU get 20 back you are RESPECTFUL of fellow HOES 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅
DICKCEMBER😫🍆☃ is cumming up santa's little hoes🎅🏼🎅🏼 you have ONE MONTH to find a daddy😍😋💦 👅 that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnog😉🍆 so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long🎄ride your daddy's reindeer all night like 🎅🏼 does with his sleigh ya slutty elf😫😉 so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day😋👅💦
💩💩 𝘎𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 💩💩
… get it 🅰🅻🅻 together
and put➞ it ➞➞➞ in a backpack 💰💰💰
ᴬᴸᴸ your s💩hit💩
so it’s 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 →👬←
and if you gotta 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 💰🚃🚃
🚆 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘
⇅
ya know? 👌
𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞
𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐄 💩🏪
and ѕєℓℓ ιт 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💰 ⇄ 💩
or put ⁱᵗ 🚮 in a shit 🅼useum
i 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 what you do 👌👌
you 👌 just ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ get it toget䷬er
➞➞➞💩←←←
get your shit together
hooHooOOO OOOLIE SHiT 💩 looK WHO it FucKIN IS! 👲👲👲 it's the kiNG👏👏👐👑💎 oF tHe FUCKING MAMES 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 he'S GOT ALL KInnA SHIT like your AYylMaoS👾👽 youR chEEZburgir caTs 😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼 and even that fuckiNG FISH🐠 rev up thOSE DANK BURNERS CAUSE ITS GETTING 💦💧SAucY toNIGHT WITH THIS ouTSTANDING plETHORA OF MAMES FROM THE KInG💫✨👑💍💎🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
that's some 😱😨😝ugly shit💩 roight there mhmmMM ❌❌🚫 some UGLYY😵😝🙈 shiiitt💩🙈🙊 I can't even 👀see👀🙈 oOO🅾🅾hHHHhh jeez 😷😵 wowzers that's something uglyy 💩 shitt❗mhmmMMMhmm 😵😷😱❎🚫 kill me noOW 😵💀💀 oh boy👦 that iz UUGGLLYYY🚮🚫🚫💥 opposite 🔁 of attractive ☝👱 nopenopen🅾pe uggllyy😱😵🙈 that's some ugly💩👾 shittt
🖐HEY THERE🖐 DADDIES!!👮👮 how BIG🙌🙌 are your 💪MUSCLESS💪 I 😍❤❤LOVE❤❤😍 BIG MUSCLES💪💪 on BIG BOIS😉😉😚❤ can YOU👆👆 be MY DADDY???😘😍❤❤ I need a 💪💪STRONG💪💪 daddy with LOTS of 💦💦CUMMIES💦💦 I can helpp😚😉😋 get the CUMMIES💦💦 out of your👉 🍌🍌BIG COCK🍆🍆!! I know🙆 you have cummiess💦 for me💁 DADDY💪 😉😚😚 DONT LEAVE 🚀🚀 ME DADDY!!😭😭 I KNOW👐 YOU HAVE MORE 🆙⬆ CUMMIES💦💦💦 FOR ME!!! I NEED 1🅾 MORE 🍆🍆CUMMIES💦💦 from your STRONG💪💪 HARD COCK🍆🍌🍌🍆🍆😘 BEFORE YOU GO!!!😭😭💦💦
🚨🚨🚨WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP🚨🚨🚨
ITS THE KARMA POLICE! HERE TO DRAG OP'S ASS TO JAIL!
🚯🚷 😂 🚔🚔🔫👮🏼🔫👮🏼🔫👮🏼🔫👮🏼🚓🚓
^OP (fag breaking no fag rule)
❔What❔the fuck 😡😡 did you just fucking say about me, you little 🐕bitch🐕? I’ll have you know I graduated 🎓🎓 top🔝 of my class in the 🚢Navy🚢 Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous 😯secret😯 raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over❗❗ 300 ❗❗ confirmed 💀 kills 💀. I am trained in gorilla 🐒🐒 💥warfare 💥 and I’m the 🔝top🔝 sniper in the entire US 🔫 armed 🔫 forces 👮👮👮. You are nothing to me but just 🎯 another 🎯 target 🎯. I will wipe ❌ you ❌ the ❌ fuck ❌ out with 👀 precision 🎯🎯 the likes of which has never been 👀 seen 👀 before on this 🌎Earth🌎, mark 😡 my 😡 fucking 😡 words 😡. You think you can 👀 get away 👀with saying that shit to me over the Internet 💻? Think again, fucker. 👎👎👎 As we speak I am contacting my 🌐 secret network 🌐 of spies 👀👀👀 across the USA and your IP 🌐 is being traced 🕖 right now 🕧 so you better prepare for the ☔storm ☔, maggot 🐛🐛🐛. The storm ⚡⚡⚡ that wipes out the 😂 pathetic 😂 little thing you call your life. You’re 💀 fucking 💀💀💀 dead 💀💀💀, kid. I can be anywhere 🌎🌏🌍, anytime 🕧🕕🕦, and I can 💀 kill 💀 you💀 in over 🔢 seven 🔢 hundred 🔢 ways 📃, and that’s just with my ✋✋ bare hands✋✋. Not only am I extensively trained in 👊unarmed 👊 combat 👊, but I have access to the entire arsenal 🔫🔫🔫 of the United States 👮👮👮 Marine Corps 👮👮👮 and I will use it to its full extent to 💀 wipe 💀 your 💀 miserable 💀 ass 💀 off the face of the continent 🌎🌎, you little 💩shit 💩. If only you could have known 😵😵 what 😈unholy 😈 retribution your little “clever” comment 📄📄 was about to 👎bring 👎 down 👎 upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue👅👅👅. But you couldn’t ❌, you didn’t❌, and now you’re paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn idiot. I will 💩 shit 💩 fury 😡😡😡 all over you and you will 😱😱😱 drown 😱😱😱in it. You’re 💀 fucking 💀 dead 💀, kiddo. 💀💀💀
THIS WILDIN THOT 🙅WAS GEEKIN 🎃😱AND HITTIN DAT NAE NAE💁💁ON ME AND I WAS LIKE 😤😤😷AYO MA CHILL OR I FINNA BUST 💦💦50 SHOTS 🔫🔫@YO GOOFY👀👀ASS💯💯🍆💦💦AND I WAS LIKE IM DEAD SRS😤😤🙏🙌AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE FR? AN I WAS ALL LIEK 💁💁DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT U SMASHIN DAT FUKN LIKE💯💯💦🍆😂😂😂👉😫
🏆🌟🌟🏆🌟🏆🌟🏆🌟🏆🌟 reddit gold redDit gOld🏆 thats ✔ some reddit🏆🏆gold right🏆🏆there🏆🏆🏆 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self ✨ i say so ✨ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ✨ 🏆🏆 🏆НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🏆 🏆🏆 🏆 ✨ 🏆 🌟 🌟 🌟 🏆🏆Reddit gold
👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this 2 5 of ur sluttiest ghost bitches 😝😝 if u get 5 back ur a slutty witch bitch
Wait ✋✋wait ✋✋wait 👋✋ guys stop ‼️✋✋for ✌1 sec... Pls👇👆👈 ... If the world is billions👈👈👆👆 of years old..... then why are we in year 2015😕😑😑???
🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯spare change spaRe change🔯 thats ✔ some SPARE🔯🔯change right🔯th 🔯 ere right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💳 НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒly TorAh🔯🔯🔯 💳 🔯 🔯🔯spare change
So I was at the mall😒 and this nigga farted 😬💨in my face🙅🏾 on the escalator today 😒.. That muhfucka was crowded👨👩👧👦👨👨👧👦 too so I was stranded 😓 I couldn't⁉️❌ even move around 😓 I was so mad, I just punched 👊🏾👊🏾his ass cheek real fast 😢 It was a reflex 😢 like it was one of them moments you don't 🚫really think about till after it's over 😐 Like I tried to punch the 💨💥fart back inside his ass🍑🍑 or some shit 😐 and nobody👂🏾 heard the fart but me 😐 so everybody😳 think I'm just punchin👊🏾👊🏾' random ass 🍑cheeks today for no reason 😢 So I had to explain to other muhfuckas😢 😪 on the escalator that this dude 💨farted 😩 and then the nigga 😳💁🏾who farted gonna turn around and look down at me like somethin' was wrong with ME 😲 NIGGA WHAT YOU FARTIN' ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION FOR 😐 I hate you 😓😪
Stop the fuck up!📣👀📣👀📣👀📣👀📣👀 stop right there, right there🚫 criminal scum, you criminal scum ❌❌❌right there❌📣there❌📣❌ you👀there 👀if i do stop you myself 🏥 i do so 🏃 where in the oblivion you think you are going❓ (chorus: you ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🚫 🚫❌ ❌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 👀 👀 👀 🚫🚫stop right there
💦🐬🖥MACINTOSH🖥➕PLUS➕🐬💦
◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️
◼️ do 👉🏻you👈🏻 under 🕴stand🕴◻️
◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️
◼️ ◻️it's all in your 🗿 head 🗿◼️◻️
◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️
4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ 🌊🍉🌊🍉🌊🍉🌊🍉4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣
🎧Rudolph the red👃🏻reindeer, had a very shiny COCK🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿💋💋💋💋💋🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🔥😩🌽if you're a thottie👅ready for some merry DICK🌽🍆🌽🍆mas cheer, then get ready to be fucked by rudolph's big ole reindeer COCK😫🖕🏿👅💯👀🗣🙈leave him some DICKmas cheer🍻🍸🍻 by your fireplace, and Rudolph and the other reindeer thotties💦🙌🏿🍆💦will CUM upstairs to play🔥🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆when the good elves🎅🏿go to sleep😴😴😴😴send this to ur freakiest👀🍆👀elf bitches so you get FUCKED this DICKmas😩🙏🏿🙌🏿💯❤️💯🍆🍆get 5️⃣ back, you a flat ass baby reindeer🙈😫🙈💦🍆get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you a baddie elf lookin for some COCK😏🍆🍆💯🍆🔥👅get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, you a horny reindeer with a huge rack of magic DICKS😫🙏🏿🙏🏿👅😍💯🙌🏿🍆😩🍻💦🗣🍆🍆
⚓️🐳⚓️🐳⚓️🐳⚓️🐳⚓️🐳navy seal navy sEal ⚓️ that's⛵️ a navy ⚓️⚓️ seal right ⚓️⚓️ right ⛵️ there 🚤🚤 if I do ƽaү so myself 🚢 I say so 🚢 that's what I'm talking about right there right there
(chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)
mMMMMᎷМ ⚓️⚓️⚓⛵️️НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⛵️⚓️🐳🐳🐳⚓️⚓️ good shit
My rendition
Papa bless 🎅👯👼👼👼⛪💒for I have pranked😂. I drank all the sodeepops🍷🍹🍷. 'Chub n' Tucked all the fupas🐞💪💪💪. Wore extravagant hats💆🎩💰 and gamer gear📠📠💻. Listened to Juicy all day🐼⛲💦💦💦. And I shit 💩 you not 🚫🚫👎👎👎, goofed all the twerps (👽GONE WRONG⚠⚠😔👎) (👽GONE SEXUAL💜👄👅💋💦💦💦) (👽GONE OUTRAGEOUS😂😂😂⚠)
💘Fuckuary is cummin💦 you bitches. You know what that means❓time to suck on a BIG OL LOLLIPOP🍭😋💦❗️Our main daddy CUPID👼🏼 and has to cum shoot his arrow♐️ in u🍆 for all you naughty little cupid sluts 😉. Send this to 🔟 of ur naughty little cupid sluts who are in need😩 of a BIG ARROW IN THEIR 🐯💦 from Daddy Cupid💖 or u won't get any 💝Valentine's cummies💘 this year🙊🙅🏼.
🙏🙌let🆙go▶▶your🌠🌏earthly🌀tether👫💑💏
✔enter⁉the🌈💀✨void👽👽👽👽👽
🍃🌕🌕empty🌕and⬆↗become🍃wind☁☁💨
💔💔💔empty🌠🌁and🌁become🐦wind🍂✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨💨
📧📨send📪 this to 🔟 other 🗿🙏gurus👴 who give you 💦laghimas✋💦👌 or 🚫never❌ get 😘💦blood↩bent💧 again 👎👎👎
Help ⚠️⚠️ us promoting our new 😌✨✨ ICE cream ❄️ formula so every1⃣ can taste sum goooood 🍦🍦🍦 ice.
We have a LOT 🙊✌🏾️ of flavours 😎😎 so you🔥🔥 have a looot 😘😘❄️❄️ to CHOOSE frum 💦💦😍😍
Personally 🌙my favorite 🙈 flavour of popsicle 🍑🍑 is DICC😈😈🍆🍆💦💦
You are 😏😟 allowd to LICC 🔥🔥👅👅 that popsicle 🍆🍆🍆🍆 till the last DROP 💐🐞 of tasty ICE 😌😌👯👯 after that itz ovah 😭😢😢😢
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THANK MR SKELTAL💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺 gooD boNes n calcium💀 thank 🎺 mr skeltal g💀💀ood bones💀💀and calc💀 ium💀💀💀 good bones🎺and calcium 🎺🎺if i dootƽaү thank skeltal man 🎶 doot doot doot doot🎶 good bones n calcium good bones (chorus: ^dootdoot) mMMMMᎷМ🎶 💀💀💀DO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒT💀 💀 💀💀 🎶 💀 🎺 🎺 🎺 💀💀thank mr skeltal
🙀WOW🙀, she is like 👀 in 🍃MINT🍃 👌CONDITION👌, Send 📱 this ⬆️ to 5️⃣ of your 👫 BEST 👥 FRIENDS 👫 and ➕ get 🔝a 💋STICKY💦 NIGHT 🌚, Get 5️⃣ back 👅 and 💦YOU💦 will get a 👣NICE GIFT💋 under 👃 your 🎄TREE🌲 this ✔️ WET christmas (if you don't know what that means, 🎅🏿💦💦🍆🍆💦💋🎅🏿), Get 🔟 back 👯 and➕look 👀 forward ➡️ to ♨️SMELLY♨️ 💦CUMMIES💦 with ✅ your 🍃MINT🍃 girlfriend 💑 tonight 🍆DICK🍆. Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and get lots of 💦🍆🍆💦STINKY♨️♨️🔞💢🙅🏿with👕your👚gf👙TONIGHT🎅🏿👼🏿👍👍👌👌👌😭✅GIRL🐷
HEY😍👌GurlFRiend🌟👄you got💯💯ONE SHOT🔥🏀2 to 🔪make it RIGHT💪❤get it TIGHT☕👶and🐶SWAGGER on over🔥🔥to my crib👶🐒so cumm see me🍻👌and get this😍😮FAT dick🎃👻on👏this👏fine👏FRIday😤💪🔑
You wanna know how i got these 😂😂 scars? 😆😆 i was 👀👈 working 💵the trap And this goofy 😩thot started poppin that ass for a real nigga 😂😂😂 Sosa saw the drama and put the llama 🔫 to my mama 👩 then my mama got the Yoppa to defend 🙏🙏 herself and sosa didnt 🙅like that. Not one bit. noticing me👀 chief keef put the llama🔫to my dome and said "3hunna" 😈 💯💯 he puts the llama 😩 in my.mouth 💯💦 and said "Glo up lil bitch" then puts it deeper and...."glo up lil bitch" 💥🔫😂😂😉
2015 was tuff 😓😰, challenqinq ‼️🙇, i learned wut love<3💕 💏 iz, wut pain 😩🔫 iz, i made new freinds 👫👫 <3 i lost some old freinds 🙅🙅 </3 i learned who i am 💁🏼👸 nd who i am not 😷. but no matter wut, i am who i am 😈. liv lyff w/ no reqretzz 👌. i am stronqer now 💪. cant wait 4 2016. new year, new me 💁💁 <3; xoxo 😉
GoodAfterNoon 🙈 💯 I Jus Wanna Say That Yhu Beautiful N Yhu Everything To Me 💯 I Swear On My Granny Yhu Jus So Fuckin Fine 💯 I Jus Wish I Can Be The One Thats With Yhu N Show Yhu Off To The World 💯 So They Can Get Mad 🏼 But Yeah I Jus Wanna Say If I Had One Wish I Promise To Love Yhu 💯 N Be The One Yhu Always Wanted 🏼💯 All I Need Yhu To Do Is Believe Me One Time 🏼💯👀👈🏼💎💪
I Promise On Yo Ass N If I Want Yhu Ima Get Chu😍 😘 👫 👅 💏 💑 👀 💋 💍 Even Tho Yhu Aint Mines Yhu Mines Inside 😘 😍 💞 💑 💋 💏 💍 💯 💦 📶 Yhu My Foreva Shorty N Let No One Tell Me Yhu Not I Swear 😍 😘 👀 💯 👎 🏼👎🏼 Idc I Will Go To WarFor Yhu Only Cus Yhu The One I Want 😍 😘 😘 💯 💦 📶 🔐 🔒 I Wanna Be The One To Hold Yhu Down Show That Yhu Im All Yhu Need 😍 😘 💯 💋 💏 🔐 👀 💪 💎 💍 All Im Askin Is For Yhu To Let Me Show Yhu Cus Ik Yhu The Rite One For Me 😍 😘 😻 👫 👅 💏 💋 💯 💞 💑 💦 💪 🏼 💎 💍 I Swear Im Not Tellin Yhu This So Yhu Can Hear It This Cumin Frm The ❤️ Fr 💪 📶 👈 🏼✊ 🏼😘 😍 😻 💞 💯 Only Cus I Want Yhu This Badd 😔 😔 💯 💪🏼 Fuck Who Got Yhu Not I Want Yhu N I Gotta Have Yhu Now 😘 😍 😻 💦 💎 💍 💑 📶 💯 I Got My Goals Set For Us 💪🏼 All I Want Is Yhu 😘 😍 💑 📶 💯 Can I Hold Yhu Down 🔐 🔒 💍 💪 🏼💯 Show Yhu Its Real Cus I Dont Wanna See Yhu Hurt Cus Ik He Will Hurt Yhu 😔 😔 😔 💯 Can I Plz Show Yhu That Im The Rite One For Yhu 😘 😍 💎 💦 💞 💏 💋 ✊ 🏼 💞 💑 📶 🔐 💯 N The One That Hold Yhu Down 😍 😘 💑 📶 👫 🔐 😻 💯 I Want Yhu To Be My Queen 👑 💎 💍 🔒 💯 👑 🔒 😻 👫 💑 💑 Will Yhu Be My Queen ?? 😍 😘 💎 💦 💪 🏼 📶 👑 💍 👀 👈🏼 ✊🏼 🔒 🔐 😻 👌 💯 💯💞💞
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 buena mierda buena mIerDa👌 eso es ✔ una buena👌👌mierda 👌👌👌👌👌 ahí✔ahí ✔✔si digo yo mismo 💯 yo digo eso 💯 eso es lo que estoy hablando de ahí ahí (coro:^^ahí ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌ARRRrRRRIIIBBBAAAA👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Buena mierda
And so I 😉told her baby👶 you can 👉come on over
If you 😍wanna fuck🍆😘 me then I'm gettin ✨lucky🌟, 4⃣four leaf 🍀clover☘🌱
We can do it🍆😘 on the sofa 👝
We can do it👉👌in the bed⛩
We can do it 😗👀on the floor ⚰
Go down low n gimme head😘🍆
Shape ⚫️ya mouth into an O😮
Oh 😍girl go make it wet💦💧💧
She 😉like the 😚😘way I hit it💪👊 til our bodies👔 drippin💦💧 sweat✨
And it's 🚫never🚫⚠️ disrespect😠😤
Girl🙆 I'm diggin⛏ ya vibe〰⚒
We should😅😓😩 be entwined🔁 baby👶 so there is no🚫 divide🔲
Ya supa 😎fly plus➕ ya one ✔️💯of kind 😚
The way ya😏 body💆 move🐺
I wanna say😍😘 it but it's probably 🚫rude👿😈
Fuck it😈🙀 what I got to lose😪
You make👳 me wanna😻 put my 🍆🍆cock in you👉👌
One look👀 in your 😉eyes👀 that's how I got 😗😍😻seduced👌
You're so sexy😍😘 let's have more sex👉👌 than 🙋prostitutes🙅
Privacy🚫📵 is on the door👝 when we re knockin👢👢boots 👠👠
Hit it👊✊ from behind🔼 she👉👌 so fine 😍it's an awesome👀 view😻😻
Do what we do👉👌 but we never 🍆🍑let the drama 👿😡😤brew
Never seen a girl💁 as 🔥hot🔥 as you n that's the 😐😕honest😐 truth
I could be on top⬆️ of you👉👌 or you on ⬇️top of me
We could have 👉👌ménage😚😘 a trois or we could just 🔫rock with🙀 monogamy 😬😬😮
I just love it💝🎎😍 when you're slobbin💦💦 on my knob🍆 so 💧sloppily💧
She know that 💦💦suckin properly😮🍆 is suckin til she swallow seed🌷
IM DELETING YOU, BERNIE! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 ✔Bernies💃👴 are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Bernie!💖 Send this to ten other 👴💃Bernies👴💃 who give you 💖👍socialism💖👍 Or never get called 🌷🌼️progressive🌷🌼️ again 🚫😢👎😢👎 If you get 0 Back: no free healthcare for you 🚫🏥🚫🏥 3 back: you're progressive🗽🗽 5 back: you #FEELTHEBERN 🔯🗽🔯 10+ back: You’re the first lady!💕🗽💕❤💋💑❤💋💑
so on mOndAy ⓂⓂcUMDaY💦💦💧💦💧, my niggy✔💯 BRIAN 👦👦and i ℹwere cumming💧 to school 🏫📚right... and he was all like 👍👍👍"suuuuuhhhhh dude we gonna bang Mrs. Staples👩 during sExTH PEriOD 🕧🕧🕧or naH!!!!❌❌❌" and i told💬💬 him (as i wHIPPEd 🍆💥💥💀it oUT) "oH HElLLllLl YAH 🔥🔥👍🔥my nIPPA!!!!!" so we was flexin our dick 💢🍆🍆💢🍆💢all mornin🌄🌅 till SEXTH🕧🕧 period with Mrs. Staples👩👩....and when DAT BELL RINGARINGRINGDING 🔔🔔🔔🔔⏰⌚for SEXTH🕧👍👍 period, we walked in to Mrs. Staples room. "oH 😋😻😻HeLLo, **BOIS**😏" she said "I see u two have been 💢💢🍆💢fLExIn!!!!!!👍👍💢". BRIAN👨👨 replied back as he OUT OF NOWHERE 😱❗❗❔jammed his sQuIrT STafF 🍆💦💧into her mouth 👅👅"yOU RiGHt 👍✔✔💯✔GOrL!!!". ass the other students CAME💦💧💦💧 in, Mrs. Staples👩 gOT LOUUUUUUUUDDDAAAAHH🔈🔉🔊🔊🔊🔊📢📢 (the weed🌿🌿 was LoUd!🔊🔊) until the cops 🚓🚓came and arrested Mrs. Staples for sexual assault on a minor.
YO❗️ 😠HALF DYKE😡YOU FUCKING 💩DIRTY💩 BITCH😡😡😡
🔥THE FUCK😡 DID YOU DO😡🔥
👀LOOK👀 AT MY FUCKING 🍌🍍DICK🍆🌽
👀😠👀LOOK AT IT👀😠👀
👀😡👀👀LOOK AT IT👀👀😡👀
👀👀WHERE THE 💢FUCK💢 DID THIS 👿PIMPLE👿 COME FROM👀👀😡
💢YOU 💩DIRTY💩 😠FUCKING😠 🔥😡BITCH😡🔥🔥
😂DON'T YOU LOOK👀 ME INTO 😜MY FACE😝 YOU CAN 👀TELL I GOT 👄💩HERPES💦💩👄
YOU CAN 👀TELL I GOT 💦👌💩HERPES💩👌 YOU CAN 😹TELL I GOT 💩👅HERPES💦👅💩
ALL THESE 🙊🙉SYMPTOMS💩🙈 💦POPPIN UP💥 YOU CAN TELL👀 I GOT 😅💩HERPES😸💩
YOU CAN TELL🙀 I GOT 😺💩💦HERPES💩😭 YOU CAN TELL👀 I GOT 😅💩💦HERPES😍💩❤️
YOU SEE👀👀 😻🔥BLISTERS💦🔥 RIGHT THERE👀👀 ON MY 💩🔥🌳COOCHIE💦💩🔥 RIGHT THERE👀👀
GOT SOME 💦☁️VALTREX☁️💦 RIGHT HERE😜😝 HOPE THIS CURES😇😇 MY 💩😈HERPES😈💩
😅GOT INFECTED🔥🔥 OH YEAH😅😈 ALL THESE 💩👄💦RED BUMPS💦🔥👅 👄🔥ERRYWHERE👄💩
THIS MY HOMIE🙋🏿 RIGHT 🚹THERE🚹 👲🏿👳🏿ERRYONES👴🏿👦🏾 GOT 💩💦HERPES👽💩
👠HALF DYKE👢 IN THIS BITCH💁 😰ERRYBODY😨 SHOULD BE 😱WORRIED💦
THIS 😸PUSSY 🔥HOT🔥 AND IT'S 🔥🔥BURNIN🔥🔥 NIGGAS BE EATIN IT😜😜 LIKE IT'S 💦🍲CURRY🔥🔥
GETTIN SOME 🍆NEW DICK🍆💦 IS HARD😫 MY LIP👄 IS SWOLE UP⬆️ LIKE GIANTS👌👌
😩😩STOP ACTIN LIKE A LIL BITCH👿👿 AND START 😝LICKING😋 ON THESE 🍑💦👄PRIVATES🔥👅
MAN💦 I HOPE THE CLINIC IS OPEN🏥🏥 CAUSE MY 💩SHIT'S💩 🔥🔥FLAMING UP🔥🔥
🔥😈CROTCH SO HOT😈🔥 THAT 👮FIRE MARSHALL BILL👮 CANT 👋FUCK💦 WITH US😜🙌🏿🙌🏿
BEEN 2⃣ WEEKS✌🏿 WITH 😇😇NO SORES😇😇 SO THAT MEANS😏💦 I'M GON CREEP🔥🍆🍑
ALL THESE NIGGAS👲🏿👳🏿 THINK THEYRE SLICK😂😂 TIL THAT 💦🌽DICK🍆 FEEL THE HEAT🔥🔥
YO THIS 👄COOCHIE😋😇 ➡️RIGHT HERE👌🏿 IT'S JUICY💦 OH YEA👅
IT'S 👌🏿OK👌🏿 TO GO 💦RAW🐟🐠 BUT YOU WILL 🔥BURN🔥 LIKE TORTILLAS😭😭
SO IF 😈WE😇 BOUT TO DO IT🍆🍑 👀DONT ASK ME🙅🏿 BOUT 🙌THAT FLUID💦💦
IT'S JUST BLOOD😈💦😈 MIXED WITH ☁️MUCUS☁️ SO IF YOU NASTY😊 HOE😼 THEN 😏😏PROVE IT💦💦
ALL MY 💦MEDICINE🏥 IS FREE✨✨ NO🚫 YOU CANT HAVE NONE🚫🚫 🙅🏿BITCH NIGGA😧
I KNOW 👮🏿OLD NIGGAS👴🏿 AND 💂🏿YOUNG NIGGAS👨🏿 THAT 👅ATE THIS👄 AND GOT 💥🔥DISFIGURED💦
NAH NIGGA❌❌ I DONT ⚔SHAVE✂️ I KEEP THA 🌹PUSSY😺💦 FURRY🌳😂
BUT IF THE HAIR💇🏿 WAS NOT 😨THERE😱...YOU WOULD 👀SEE👀 MY 🔥💩HERPES💦💩!!
💩💩DOOKIE!💩💩
Snoot snoot
I am the 🐌 of good fortune. Snoot this to 3 of your snuddies (snail buddies) or no good snoots will come to you.
wUUÜd u liKE😉😍2 ryde my 🚗🚗 my RAaæket 69😋696♋️♋️🚀🚀🚀
RØKET 6🚀9
RŒKIT♋️
♋️😍6SIXTY N🚀INE
cake me the FUCK up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy birthday hAppy birtHday 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 birthday right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy birthday
🍑👅🍑👅🍑👅🍑👅🍑👅 my aSs mY ass👅eaT✔ thAt sHit 🍑👅Eat iT riGht🍑👅th👌ere👅🍑👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯👅🍑
👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌👅🍑 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀👅🍑my ass
.JUST TO LET 😈YOU KNOW💜💛💚 THAT CROSS 🏃💨🏃 COUNTRY 🚶🚶 IS MY 🌎🌎🌍 LIFE!!😂😂😜🔥 I LOVE 😍 MEETING UP☝️⬆️⬆️ WITH MY XC BROSS👱👬👬😘😍 AFTER A LONG 🕑🕑 DAY AT SCHOOL🏤🏤🏤 AND RUNNING 🏃🏃 LONG DISTANCES 📍➡️📍AT A STEADY ⏳⏳ YET EFFICIENT 🕐📈📈 PACE! ME 👬👬AND MY BROS ARE DRUG💊💉💯 FREE AND LIKE TO FINGER 👆👈👇🙏 EACH OTHER AS BROS👅💪 😂😂 AND 2 THE HATERS 👀😷😲 WHO SAY 💁💁 XC TAKES NO ❌❌❓TALENT THEN PLEASE 👐👐SWERVE BC WE 🙏🙏 RISK OUR 👳LIVES AND SAFETY 😬😬 TEARIN UP THOSE 🌲🌲🌷🌱TRAILS AT AN EVEN ⏳⏳ 🏃💨PACE. IF U 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👱 AGREE AND ARE 😎😎😍A COOL BRO WHO KEEPS IT 💯💯💯 THEN SHARE📬📬THIS W/ YOUR OTHER XC BROS⌛️⏳⌛️OR NEVER 🙅🙅🙅💁GET FINGERED AGAIN.
Go robot! 🤖 It's your birthday! 🎉
Go robot! 🤖 It's your birthday! 🎉
You're one 1️⃣ year older 👴🏼, one 1️⃣ year wiser 🎓
Rock and roll 🎸 star ⭐️, king 👑, czar 👑, and a kaiser 👑
A room full of friends 👨👨👦, a mouthful 😛 of cake 🎂
Every present 🎁 is for you 👉🏼, and it feels pretty great 👍🏼
You're the man 👨🏻 of the hour 🕗, the V.I.P. 🕶
You get the first slice 🍰, of the P-I-E 🎂
But first blow 💨 out the candles🕯, and make a wish 💭
Put a smile 😬 on, cause it's your birthday 🎉
BITCH~! 💁🏻
🔑🙏🔑🙏🔑🙏🔑🙏🔑🙏 major key maj౦r keY🔑 thats 🔥 a major🔑🔑 key🔑🔑 right🔑🔑there🔑🔑🔑 right🔥there 🔥🔥if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats the pathway to more success right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯🔑
🔑🔑LI0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOooooooooooon 🔑 🔑 🔑 💯 🔑🙏🙏🙏🔑🔑Major key
Just me and my 💕pepe💕, hanging out I got pretty raised🍆 so I started to pout😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something dank 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦donger!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I raise them!💦 I paste them!💦 I copy them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘chat💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Higher pepe! Higher pepe! 😫💦💕 1 donger💦, 2 donger💦💦, 3 donger💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘pepe's💘 👑shitposter 👑but I'm also a lord! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little memer should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
up 😂☝ on da housetop 🏠 clicc 🔥 clicc 🔥 clicc 🔥 down 😳👇 thru da chimney 🍑 comes sum bomb 💣 ass 🍑👀 dicc 🍆💦💦
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shito weEb sHito👌 thats ✔ some kawaii👘👌shito right👌👌there👌👌🍱 right✔there ✔✔if i do dattebay0 my self 🈴 i say so 🉐 thats what im talking about right 🈁 right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) kIMOCHIII IᎷ🉐 👌🍙 👌KyYAaAAAAAAaaAaaaaaaaaaaaa👌 👌👌 👌 🈴 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Weeb shito
🖟🖟Here🖟🖟 is yo👊👊ur 📆📆📆daily📆 💉dose💉💉💉 of 🌡🌡🌡🌡CANCER😌😢😨😷😷🙆😳😵😵💀⛪💐 that i🖏s 💵my💵 📖will📖 from 🌆Town🌆 of👳💫💀Sa⛧lem🕇🕇:
👲you👲can't🗙🗙stump🌲🌲🌲the🖝🖝🖝TRUMP🎖🎖🏦🏦🗹🗹🗹💲💲💲💰
🏭🏭make🏭🏭america🇺🇸great🔝🔝🔝again🔙🔙🔙
🗺🗺🗺🔜🔜🔜🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
🗐🗐🗐B U I L D T H E W A L L🗐🗐
🔗KEEP🔗the🖝🖝aliens👽👽👽from🔙🔙🔙uranus🌑🌑
🖛ONLY🖜ROSIE🌷🌷ODONNELL🖚
🏍GO🏍BACK🔙TO🔜UNIVISION📺
I am so😡😡 very 😤offended😤 by the ℹfactℹ that I was ☑labeled📝 as a 👩"female"👩 at your 💵store🏢 while 💳buying💲 a piece of 🐣chicken🐔🐓. Is it even 📖🏫legal📄🔒 to 🔎profile🔍👀 customers💰💁 based on 👫gender👨👩🙈? Why didn't❌ you ➕add➕ my race🌚, ethnicity🇨🇳, weight📈, medical records😷 and whether or not I'm transgender💪👸? What👎 have we 😠come to😡 in this🇺🇸 country🇺🇸? First☝ world🌎 problem🌈 but 🔝highly🔝 😷offensive✋😭😤. ❌Not❌ going 🔙. Ever.⏳❌👎😡
💖Valentines Day💖 is coming up soon and you know what that means❓time to be slutty💃and time to be horny👀👅💦some fun things to do are: eat out 👅 yo girl's pussy 😩👅 shoot your 💖love💖 arrow 🏹 up your girl's 💃 ass 🍑 suck 👄 some big dick 🍆👀💦 let it snow❄️all over her face 🙋 or have some sweet BDSM ⛓ play 😩👌 don't forget to eat your cummies 💦 and give lotsa handjobs 👌
when💕 Bae💕 gets hurngry 😣You Gotta feed 🍟🍟 him 💖 order a p🍕izza 🍕 and get a Ⓜedium 👍👎 Bae Say order one GARlick 👅 Bread 🍞 nd i better get it too 🙍 baebi you Better buy me a🌟🌟 niCE🌟 🌟🌟pair of 👢sHoes 👠👡👢 ✌Spicy For The PIZZ 🍕 👍like 👍and Share ➡➡ if bae gets the pizz 🍕🍕
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost bitches if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch bitch but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚😈🔮💯
you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO DICK 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉
IM DELETING YOU, SKINNER!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Principals are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Skinner!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Principles👪 who give you 💦steamed hams💦 Or never get called ☁️superintendent☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no hams for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're steamy☁️💦 10+ back: Aurora Borealis😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
🙊🙊Some of 😂you 😂😂ask... How❓❓😒do you 💪BEAT🍆 the 🇦🇺AUSSIE🇦🇺 ☀️🔥☀️HEAT🔥☀️☀️☀️❓❓?! The ☀️☀️sun is 😓😓sweltering..😓. . We are 💦😓sweating 😢💦💦💦... So how ❓❓ do you beat the 🇦🇺🇦🇺heat🔥🔥❓! Some 👉👦guy once said.. If 😂you can't 🍆💪beat 😢them.. JOIN THEM😂😂!! Feel the ☀️🔥HEAT from the friction from 😱SUCKING😱 🍆🍆DICK💦🍆!! Feel his 🔥HOT☀️🔥 BOD😊🔥!! And make 🙊 your 😓💦swea😓t... HIS 💦💦CUMMIES💦💦😜😜😜😜!!! Send this to 🔟 🔥🔥🔥piping 🔥HOT🔥 👇littles💁💁so they can 💪💪beat the 🇦🇺🔥🔥heat too! Get 3⃣ back - you're 😜drinkin' 💦💦cummies! Get 5⃣ back - you're 😜 bathing💦in💦cummies 💦 Get 🔟 back❓!? You're the 💦💦cummy 💦💅👸👄💋princess😍😍, swim🏊🏊ing 💦 in 💦😜CUMMIES😜💦!!!
Tbh if u got a💯low🍆dick😫then🍑aint👌got no🙅🏼dick💯💯👌
🎤🎤🎤The🌚🌞🌚🎺🎺🎺🎺 freaks📞📞 come🌚🌞🌚 out at night☎☎ 🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛 The🌚🌞🌚 freaks come🌚🌞🌚 out at 🔊🔊🔊night 🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛 The🌚🌞🌚 freaks come🌚🌞🌚 out at night 🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜📢📢 The🌚🌞🌚 freaks🎺🎺🎺 come🌚🌞🌚 out at 📣📣📣night 🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛📣📣📣🎤🎤🎤🎺🎺🎺
☕☕☕ hol up im boutta 💦 NUT💦 to this fucking teacup right here 👏☕☕☕ ooowee nigga 🍵🍵🍵☕☕☕ 😭
smash dat mf lyk tho 👍😂 if you cant sttop 🍆 JACKING OFF🍆 and 💦 CUMMNING 💦 whenever u see a cup of tea ☕👌👀