NCE: The bowl of cleansing

[SkylarkHYP]

I had dreamt I was in a dark room. A spotlight shined upon a bowl resting upon a white columned pedestal. I felt magnetized to it. Inside a cloudy blue liquid swirled in counterclockwise wisps of an ethereal substance. But what I did next was a mystery even to me.

• Cleanse the hand: Gain the curio: Ethereal soap
  I stuck my hand inside of the strange bow, and unearthed a mystical cerulean object that refused to stay in my hand. I best not drop it...

• Cleanse the mind: Remove a random perturbations, and gain an uncommon card from your injustice pool
  I had submerged my head inside the water, revealing the memories of my life. Is that what I really looked like to people?

• Cleanse the mouth: Release a card dealing rationalization, and replace it with a card that gives relax
  This whole situation was crazy. I took a sip of the liquid inside the bowl, and instantly regretted all those times I said words out of anger...

• Dunk it all over you! :) : Gain 1 alertness, and gain the curio "Empty bowl".
  I trusted this otherworldly substance, hoping it wasn't acid, I had poured its contents all over me, since I had been really needing a new bowl!

Ethereal soap: At the start of the ordeal, gain 1 self-cleansing, take 10 anxiety if this curio is ever released

"Empty Bowl": Azure Blaze's "Bag of holding" idea
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