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+// Copyright 2020 The Cockroach Authors.
+//
+// Use of this software is governed by the Business Source License
+// included in the file licenses/BSL.txt.
+//
+// As of the Change Date specified in that file, in accordance with
+// the Business Source License, use of this software will be governed
+// by the Apache License, Version 2.0, included in the file
+// licenses/APL.txt.
+
+package main
+
+import (
+	"bytes"
+	"flag"
+	"fmt"
+	"go/build"
+	"log"
+	"os/exec"
+	"path/filepath"
+	"regexp"
+	"sort"
+	"strings"
+
+	"github.com/cockroachdb/errors"
+	"github.com/ghemawat/stream"
+	"github.com/nlopes/slack"
+)
+
+var slackToken = flag.String("slack-token", "", "Slack bot token")
+var slackChannel = flag.String("slack-channel", "test-infra-ops", "Slack channel")
+
+type skippedTest struct {
+	file string
+	test string
+}
+
+func dirCmd(dir string, name string, args ...string) stream.Filter {
+	cmd := exec.Command(name, args...)
+	cmd.Dir = dir
+	out, err := cmd.CombinedOutput()
+	switch {
+	case err == nil:
+	case errors.HasType(err, (*exec.ExitError)(nil)):
+		// Non-zero exit is expected.
+	default:
+		log.Fatal(err)
+	}
+	return stream.ReadLines(bytes.NewReader(out))
+}
+
+func makeSlackClient() *slack.Client {
+	if *slackToken == "" {
+		return nil
+	}
+	return slack.New(*slackToken)
+}
+
+func findChannel(client *slack.Client, name string) (string, error) {
+	if client != nil {
+		channels, err := client.GetChannels(true)
+		if err != nil {
+			return "", err
+		}
+		for _, channel := range channels {
+			if channel.Name == name {
+				return channel.ID, nil
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	return "", fmt.Errorf("not found")
+}
+
+func postReport(skipped []skippedTest) {
+	client := makeSlackClient()
+	if client == nil {
+		fmt.Printf("no slack client\n")
+		return
+	}
+
+	channel, _ := findChannel(client, *slackChannel)
+	if channel == "" {
+		fmt.Printf("unable to find slack channel: %q\n", *slackChannel)
+		return
+	}
+
+	params := slack.PostMessageParameters{
+		Username: "Craig Cockroach",
+	}
+
+	status := "good"
+	switch n := len(skipped); {
+	case n >= 100:
+		status = "danger"
+	case n > 10:
+		status = "warning"
+	}
+
+	message := fmt.Sprintf("%d skipped tests", len(skipped))
+	fmt.Println(message)
+
+	params.Attachments = append(params.Attachments,
+		slack.Attachment{
+			Color:    status,
+			Title:    message,
+			Fallback: message,
+		})
+
+	fileMap := make(map[string]int)
+	for i := range skipped {
+		fileMap[skipped[i].file]++
+	}
+	files := make([]string, 0, len(fileMap))
+	for file := range fileMap {
+		files = append(files, file)
+	}
+	sort.Strings(files)
+
+	var buf bytes.Buffer
+	for _, file := range files {
+		fmt.Fprintf(&buf, "%3d %s\n", fileMap[file], file)
+	}
+	fmt.Print(buf.String())
+
+	params.Attachments = append(params.Attachments,
+		slack.Attachment{
+			Color: status,
+			Text:  fmt.Sprintf("```\n%s```\n", buf.String()),
+		})
+
+	if _, _, err := client.PostMessage(channel, "", params); err != nil {
+		fmt.Printf("unable to post slack report: %v\n", err)
+		return
+	}
+
+	fmt.Printf("posted slack report\n")
+}
+
+func main() {
+	flag.Parse()
+
+	const root = "github.com/cockroachdb/cockroach"
+
+	crdb, err := build.Import(root, "", build.FindOnly)
+	if err != nil {
+		log.Fatal(err)
+	}
+	pkgDir := filepath.Join(crdb.Dir, "pkg")
+
+	// NB: This only matches tests, not benchmarks. We can change this to match
+	// benchmarks if we want to report on skipped benchmarks too.
+	testnameRE := regexp.MustCompile(`([^:]+):func (Test[^(]*).*`)
+
+	// We grep for all test and benchmark names, along with calls to Skip and
+	// Skipf. We then loop over this output keeping track of the most recent
+	// test/benchmark seen so we can associate the Skip call with the correct
+	// test.
+	filter := stream.Sequence(
+		dirCmd(pkgDir, "git", "grep", "-E", `^func (Test|Benchmark)|\.Skipf?\(`),
+		// Short-list of skip reasons to exclude from reporting.
+		//
+		// TODO(peter): We should probably have an explicit exclude marker.
+		stream.GrepNot(`short|PKG specified`),
+	)
+
+	var skipped []skippedTest
+	var lastTest string
+	if err := stream.ForEach(filter, func(s string) {
+		switch {
+		case strings.Contains(s, ":func "):
+			lastTest = s
+		case strings.Contains(s, ".Skip"):
+			m := testnameRE.FindStringSubmatch(lastTest)
+			if m != nil {
+				file, test := m[1], m[2]
+				skipped = append(skipped, skippedTest{
+					file: file,
+					test: test,
+				})
+				// Clear the test so we don't report it more than once.
+				lastTest = ""
+			}
+		}
+	}); err != nil {
+		log.Fatal(err)
+	}
+
+	postReport(skipped)
+}