turtests.json

[
  {
    "subreddit": "sex",
    "human": {
      "title": "The male sound of pleasure",
      "text": "Do women enjoy hearing the male sounds of pleasure It\u2019s pretty known that guys enjoy hearing girls enjoying themselves. Is this the same for ladies, do you enjoy hearing a guy pleasuring himself/ in pleasure or do they find it weird?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Question] Is it weird if my woman has sex with a friend/boyfriend/ex-boyfriend and doesn't tell me about it?",
      "text": "I (18M) was talking with my friend (20F) and she says that she and my girl (18F) have sex with their old boyfriends/friends etc.\n\nIn my opinion it's totally fine as long as they don't tell me."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "confession",
    "human": {
      "title": "In Grade 3, I poured cement into someone\u2019s open car window because I was dared to.",
      "text": "My friend dared me to and he had a bucket of what I assume was cement outside his house. He kept pressuring me saying it\u2019ll be funny and not to be a wimp. I felt so bad for weeks my stomach would hurt. I went back the best day and the window was closed and it looks like it was cleaned somewhat. My friend then blackmailed me saying if I didn\u2019t give him my cafeteria cookies (they were amazing) he\u2019s tell on me. I gave in for a few weeks until one day I just didn\u2019t and nothing happened of course. I deeply regret doing this. Fuck you daniel you skeet"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'm a huge fucking loser",
      "text": "[No Regrets]\n\nI'm a 20 year old guy, and I'm a fucking loser. I'm living a shitty life. I used to have a good family, but they don't have the resources to help me. I don't have a fucking car. My only friends are my parents and my sister. Even if I didn't have anyone to talk to I still wouldn't make much of an attempt to get good grades. I'm stuck in a dead end job, and I'm trying to get a better job, but I'm too dumb, and I'm too poor, to make it. I have no friends. I'm too shy to ask girls out. I work a dead end job. I don't have time to talk much. I work on my grades. I make myself happy. I try to make my family happy. I try to keep my relationships with my friends. I try to get good grades. I try to be the best person I can.  But I'm just a loser. I'm a fucking loser."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "copypasta",
    "human": {
      "title": "Stop normalizing Turkish people",
      "text": "Can you, like, please stop normalizing Turkish people? For real. This is getting annoying. All of the turkish people that I've met are either nazified,. or either racist against anyone else than Turkish people. Can we stop Turkish people? They aren't normal. Like yeah there's this 50% that is normal and all good. But the other 50% of turks are dumb who dont use their brain. I like turkish people. But not the dumb ones (the 50%). The dumb turks are basically racist against themselves. Like they even try to r##e my roblox character. Last time I've met a turk in Roblox he was soo hot for my avatar. Like god you got a problem with my avatar? That dude literally downed me and started lying down on me, back and forth, and then said what a great material I am for jacking off. And now to the point basically like every turk I've met was shitting about how greeks should be burned and some shit and when I said im polish they were like \"owhhh jes c\u00f3\u00f3me her \u0119 swethartr\" or some \"A\u011eA\u011eA\u011eA\u011eA\u011eA\u011e\" shit."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "i am the strongest",
      "text": "i am the strongest. you think you can go up against me? you will just get a fucking punch in the face, your legs will be all jello, and you will be out of my house in less than a minute. you don't know what you are dealing with here, kid. you aren't the strongest. you aren't the strongest."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "askhistorians",
    "human": {
      "title": "[META] When is an anecdote not an anecdote but a primary source?",
      "text": "I've seen a lot of answers in this subreddit be removed if they are an anecdote about the historical subject that is asked about, even if the person has lived through the specific event him or herself.\nThis got me thinking, aren't most primary sources an anecdote of some sort? I can see that you would want to collect a large number of personal accounts to get a proper understanding of an event, but doesn't that mean that every individual anecdote has historical value?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What did the British and French do during WWII to try to take back their colonies from the Germans?",
      "text": "So, basically, after the Germans had occupied most of Europe, the British and French decided that the only way to fight back was to take back their colonies, since Germany had essentially crushed them and killed off any resistance. \n\nObviously, this is a very complicated topic, so I'm looking for a more concise answer than the one I got from /u\\/The_Dowling."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "confession",
    "human": {
      "title": "i stole \u00a35 from my nan and convinced her she was crazy",
      "text": "When I was around 10 years old I stole a \u00a35 pound note the counter in the kitchen of my nan and grandpa's house. I remember everyone being so confused to where it had gone since it was on the counter just minutes before my nan went to the adjacent room and returned to put it in her purse. My nan, grandpa, mum, dad and brother went to great lengths to figure out where it had gone. My nan ended up  convincing herself that her old age had made her a little forgetful and that potentially she never left it on the counter in the first place. Little did everyone know it was slipped into my jean pocket. I'm not sure what motivated me to do this but I always felt guilty once I have grown up and thought \"Why the fuck would you do that?\". I am an atheist but I hope that if the heaven is a real thing that she isn't scorning my 10 year old self now that she knows where the \u00a35 went."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I hate myself and the world.",
      "text": "I'm a 24 year old male.\n\nI went to college, and I hated it. I didn't really have a passion for anything. I wasn't the most socially active, and I was a social outcast. I didn't like it. I'm also a single father.\n\nI'm not a bad person by any means. I'm a very loving caring person. I don't hate anyone. There are some people I don't like, but I'm the kind of person that doesn't really care what they think. I feel like an asshole sometimes, and I do sometimes get angry and have to get it out. I hate myself. I'm a piece of shit."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "conlangs",
    "human": {
      "title": "My orthography is confusing and ugly\u2014how can I fix it?",
      "text": "My current project, Wayche /wet\u0361\u0283\u025b/ is progressing at a steady rate, but still in the early stages. I've noticed people getting tripped up on pronouncing its words, and even I struggle with some. I figure it's best to get this kind of thing set in stone sooner rather than later.\n\nFor example, nyayulayvl /\u0272e\u00fcle\u028c\u0308l/ (\"romantic\") is really hard to sound out. It's easy to think that it's something like /\u0272ajujvl/.\n\nNyayulayvl shows off the two biggest problems:\n\n* /j/ and /e/ both use the character \"y,\" which often erroneously suggests that a hard /y/ sound is separating two adjacent vowel sounds (ayu should be /e\u00fc/, not /eju/).\n* People have a hard time sight-reading \"v\" as /\u028c/ (instead of /v/). \"u\" (the obvious alternative) is already in use as /u/.\n\nThe whole phonological inventory: [https://imgur.com/a/QEI3glE](https://imgur.com/a/QEI3glE)\n\nAn example of Wayche in use (yes, it's the Merryweather comic): [https://imgur.com/a/a90Twb7](https://imgur.com/a/a90Twb7)\n\nIf this was your conlang"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Does your conlang have a \"pro\" prefix?",
      "text": "I have a conlang that has both the prefix **e** and the prefix **ei**, but only the former is used in compounds. Is there any other prefixes or prefixes that are just used in compounds, but aren't prefixes. This is especially interesting because the latter is a much more common word than the former, and they are more common in natural languages."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "paranormal",
    "human": {
      "title": "What kinda dream was that?",
      "text": "Last night I let my cat sleep in the bedroom with me. She was sleeping in the netting so she was partially resting on me as well. I left my room door ajar in case she woke up and wanted to go out. \n\nAt some point in the night, my cat woke up and started to get too frisky so I got up and picked her up to put her outside. (She only sleeps with me if there is thunder when it rains or if it rains heavily.) When I get outside I see my cupboards open. They were all closed when we came to bed. I was shocked but still half asleep so I just closed the cupboards, placed my cat in the chair, wished her a good night like I usually do, closed my door and fell back into bed. Then, I had this dream where I'm being attacked by, like, flashes of white light. Whatever the light was, it really scared me. Because I knew I was dreaming I started praying for the dream to go away. The prayers worked; I came out of the dream and settled down back to sleep. However, I feel this weight on me and my sleepy brain"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "This is the beginning of another one of these...",
      "text": "So my roommate and I have been having trouble with our apartment. We have been having a lot of \"ghost\" problems around the apartment. The main problem is with the laundry room. The upstairs neighbors and some family members have complained about being woken up by lights and voices. We decided to stop using that laundry room as a space for our laundry. (I know, I know, but I'm tired and it's easier to just not use the laundry room than to go and do it) Well, we've had a lot of weird things happen in the laundry room. We've seen figures, voices, and have even had objects fly off the counters to the ceiling. \n\nFor about a month now, I've been hearing a loud, eerie, deep, demonic sounding voice. It's the kind of voice that would sound like a demon. I know that sound because I've heard it before, but we still can't figure it out. I'm not sure if it was a ghost, or if it was the laundry room just being \"the devil\" (we call it that) because it's so hard to describe. \n\nThe thing that I find in"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "math",
    "human": {
      "title": "Algebra. How is the prime number relevant",
      "text": "\nSo I got this Equation: \n\nP (x-5) = xy\n\nWhere P is any Prime number. \n\nMy answer was X =  5. Y = 0. Which I technically think is correct. But I dont see how the prime is relevant because I later tried P  = 10 or 8 and got the same answer. Have I been thinking wrong?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'm working through Fermat's Last Theorem, and it seems like no matter how far I progress in the book, I still have to take a number theory class.",
      "text": "But the thing is, even though the book only gives a few basic examples, the most important one is the one on Fermat's Last Theorem, which is covered at length.  I just don't see how I can take a number theory class, but not cover the most important question in the book.\n\nI guess I'm just confused, and I want to ask you more about this.  I did try to google it, but I couldn't find anything."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tipofmytongue",
    "human": {
      "title": "[TOMT] 80s Cassette Tape...Possibly a Dolby Sampler?",
      "text": "Back in the 80s my father had a cassette tape that I believe was a Dolby sampler of some kind that I used to listen to all the time...it had a variety of spoken word / environmental sounds...the only things I can distinctly remember is that it had a recording of fireworks and the VO guy saying \"The Fourth of July!\" in a very announcer-y tone, and possibly that the tape was white. Any clue as to what this mystery compilation was?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[TOMT] [Song] Song from the beginning that sounds like this",
      "text": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX0_ZD0z2BQ\n\nIt's a song from the beginning, but I can't remember the title, or even if it's from a movie or tv show. \n\nFor some reason I think it's from a movie or TV show, but I have no idea. I'm sure there are similar songs from either movies or shows with these themes. I just want to know if there's a movie or TV show that has a song like this. \n\nThank you."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "prorevenge",
    "human": {
      "title": "\"you didn't get it in writing\" / \"no u\"",
      "text": "Here is a story about the first job that I had a decade ago. TLDR at end.\n\n**Disclaimer:** some vagueness ahead because both parties (the company and myself) displayed some awful behavior leading to some horrendous consequences for all...all in the name of revenge.\n\n**Typos/Grammar:** apologies but these errors will be fixed in due course so bear with me...the essence is all there for now.\n\nSo I was a new but qualified recruit in a small team that was working with a very large client and stakeholder in the company.\n\nDespite my skills, it was my first real job fresh out of grad school so I was inexperienced with office politics, contract law, power hierarchies, etc.\n\nThe clients had given us an almost impossible task to prototype a complex solution to a technical problem that they had. As the only one in the team with the relevant expertise, the burden quickly fell on me to deliver alone while the others essentially managed.\n\nThe team leader and effective boss promised me at the beginni"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Fuck you, Mom.",
      "text": "This all happened a month ago on a Saturday night. \n\n I was playing some arcade (F-Zero?) on my phone. I was playing a game, and my mother was watching some porn on the tv. She was playing a few games on my PC. It was late at night and I was playing. I have a habit of playing video games in my room while watching porn on my phone. My mom and I were having sex, and she was watching. I was playing the game.\n\nSo, I didn't notice her looking at my pc, and she came out of the bathroom. I didn't say anything because I was focused on the game, and she had gone and she came in. She sat down in the living room and started watching porn. I just thought she was watching a movie or something. I was playing with my phone and I was about to play a game. She came to look at me, and I was playing F-Zero. So she asked me if I was playing on my phone. I said no and she said \"do you think you could play it on the PC?\" I said yeah and she said \"okay I'm going to go to bed now, I'll be back tomorrow\".\n\nShe"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "asoiaf",
    "human": {
      "title": "Favorite wholesome theory? [Spoilers Main]",
      "text": "\n\nThe story of ASoIaF is pretty doom and gloom a lot of the time, and a lot of theories like to compound on that. We've got plenty of theories that add even more cannibalism, murder, apocalypse, and so on than we already have. And while that's all well and good, I want to hear about some theories that inject more wholesomeness into the story. So hit me with your happiest theories."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "(Spoilers All) I don't get the Iron Price thing.",
      "text": "So here's the issue, I don't really get it. Why is Melisandre and the others buying up all the Targaryen's slaves? Why do they need to do so? What benefits does it bring them? Or do they just buy as many slaves as they can to feed to the fires? I don't see how the Iron Price thing is going to bring in any more slaves. The best way to ensure that the Targaryens can't afford to pay such high prices for slaves is to have them be so far away from the Iron Islands and their lands, that they can't even afford to pay the iron price. \n\nIt seems like there's more to this than meets the eye.\n\nWhat do you guys think?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "sex",
    "human": {
      "title": "My best friend talks to my bf about her sexual experiences",
      "text": "I recently found out that my best friend has been talking to my bf about her sexual experiences. I\u2019m not to worried over it, but I can\u2019t help think it\u2019s a bit odd. Idk if it\u2019s cause I don\u2019t like talking about mine and that she\u2019s more open about her experiences, but she\u2019s told him things that have taken her months to talk about to others (whom she is closer to). She\u2019s even mention things I\u2019ve said to her to him. I just don\u2019t know how to feel? Should I be worried? Or concerned? Is it my insecurity showing?? I don\u2019t know. I don\u2019t hold any jealous towards their friendship but I find it odd that she\u2019s gotten so close to him. definitely after she practically acted like she hated him and would be blatantly rude to him. Now she is telling him intimate details about her sex life. Should I be concerned? I trust my partner but I just think it\u2019s odd. Does anyone have any advice?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Porn] Is there a site with porn videos that is not on Netflix?",
      "text": "I'm looking for a site that has videos for \"real sex\" - not \"fake sex\" - and that you can get through my browser."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "askhistorians",
    "human": {
      "title": "[META] When is an anecdote not an anecdote but a primary source?",
      "text": "I've seen a lot of answers in this subreddit be removed if they are an anecdote about the historical subject that is asked about, even if the person has lived through the specific event him or herself.\nThis got me thinking, aren't most primary sources an anecdote of some sort? I can see that you would want to collect a large number of personal accounts to get a proper understanding of an event, but doesn't that mean that every individual anecdote has historical value?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Is there any evidence that the US Army ever had or used \"suicide troops\"?",
      "text": "I read an article stating that the Army used suicidal troops in WW1, but I can't find it."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tipofmytongue",
    "human": {
      "title": "[TOMT][TV CHANNEL (MUSIC)] Icon picture in the post.",
      "text": "[https://imgur.com/a/JtbzAiv](https://imgur.com/a/JtbzAiv)\n\nThey've played old, English language music videos."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[TOMT] Game/gameplay trailer for a game.",
      "text": "The trailer is from a game. From what I recall the game takes place in the future and the player is in a space ship flying around in a large open level and you are able to choose to be a space marine or marine. Also in the trailer the player can be able to get into a small craft and explore the small planet they're on.\nI remember it was a game that was probably in the next year or so."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "chess",
    "human": {
      "title": "TIL: Young Alireza Firouzja was auto-banned on chess.com because he was deemed too successful for an untitled player.",
      "text": "This was when he was 11. chess.com algorithms decided he must be cheating to rise in rank so quickly, being an unknown. He was cleared after a manual review of course. Apparently a lot of GMs also flagged his account for cheating.\n\nSource: chess.com interview after 9th round after his >!win!< against Rapport."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Does anyone know of a good site that displays the number of times a chess player has played a particular opening?",
      "text": "I know FICS does this, but it's only for the most recent games.\n\nI'd love to see a site that shows you how many times a player has played the opening they're currently playing.\n\nThanks."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "drugs",
    "human": {
      "title": "I took Ecstasy the other night",
      "text": "The other night I took ecstasy (MDMA) and I would like to know how long I should wait till I do it again because it was such a euphoric feeling I don\u2019t want to have it very often"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Just a quick question about Xanax and alcohol",
      "text": "I tried xanax to help with sleep and it made me really sad so I'm going to take some alcohol to make me feel better. I'm not sure if I should only drink water or if I should also take some Xanax to help with the booze. How much alcohol should I drink to get the same effect? Should I stop after 1/2 of an hour?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "math",
    "human": {
      "title": "Why did (chromatic) homotopy theorists start focusing on complex-oriented cohomologies?",
      "text": "A good part of (chromatic, stable) homotopy theory / algebraic geometry / algebraic topology right now is concerned with complex-oriented cohomology theories. The basic reason I've heard that these are 'good' theories is that they 'have Chern classes.' But is that it? Is this the historical reason they came into focus as well?\n\n&#x200B;\n\nI avoided asking this in quick-questions since it's a bit specialized and I was worried it would get buried there."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Help with linear algebra",
      "text": "I'm a freshman, and we're studying linear algebra in our first course right now. I'm struggling with the linear algebra portion of the class, and I'm having a hard time memorizing the definitions. I'm also worried that by memorizing the definitions, I'll lose my interest in the subject, and I may even quit. Anyone have suggestions on how to memorize these definitions? Thanks in advance."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "My (32F) sister (27F) lives with me and does nothing all day. I want my space back",
      "text": "She moved in last year when she was in danger of becoming homeless, after nearly a year of unemployment. We both agreed it would be for a short period of time. I gave her a steep reduction in rent (about 1/3 of average for the area), so she could get back on her feet. After living here for a few months, eating my groceries and earning no money, she got a job. Which she quit 2 months ago.\n\nShe keeps talking about going back to school, but has made no steps towards that. She does pay for her own groceries and such, and I've made no further reductions in rent. She pretty much stays in her room and is on Discord/playing an MMORPG for 12-18 hours a day (I can see wifi useage). Whenever I ask, she says she's \"considering her options.\" Which is clearly a lie.\n\nMy place is small, and I want my spare room back. Some of her furniture is being stored in the main room, unusable due to a lack of space, and is taking up a lot of space.\n\nI was fine with her living here short-term, but we're coming up"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "my (18m) girlfriend (19f) has recently been having issues with me not wanting to be exclusive with her. What can I do for her?",
      "text": "My girlfriend and I have been dating for over a year. We met when she was drunk and we've been seeing each other ever since. We have a good relationship. Unfortunately, we have yet to go through the honeymoon phase. She has never dated a guy before, so I was always her number one guy and I was her number one guy.\n\nFast forward to now and I am starting to feel like we're starting to get too serious, and I feel like I am taking her for granted.\n\nShe recently broke up with her ex, and because of her being a part time college student, she can't have anything that can really affect my schedule. She is a good person and I really love being with her, but I'm afraid of losing her.\n\nI really appreciate any advice that you have to offer.\n\n*UPDATE: Thanks for the support everyone. I am going to talk to her about this, as I am afraid of losing her. She will tell me how she feels, and when I tell her I am going to work it out with her. If she still has any issues I will have to get my ass to counse"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "hobbydrama",
    "human": {
      "title": "[American Comics] An Abridged History of Archie Sonic (Part 2): The World's Most Way Past Cool Comic Hits The Ground Running",
      "text": "[<== Previous Post] (https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/vahmbm/american_comics_an_abridged_history_of_archie/)\n\n**As a heads up, this post contains brief mention of a(n off screen, non-canon) fictional depiction of statutory rape. Yes, in a goddamn Sonic the Hedgehog comic.**\n\nWelcome back to the Abridged Archie Sonic Retrospective! After covering the comic's humble start last post, we're diving into the genesis (heh) of the monthly series. Apologies for the wait between this post and last; I had a friend staying with me for vacation during which I told her facts about Archie Sonic against her will because the only way to dull my pain is to inflict it on others.\n\nArchie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog first shipped out in July 1993, meaning it actually predates the show it originated from. SatAM didn't get rolling until September of the same year which means that for a lot of kids, Archie's versions of these characters were the first ones they were introduced to. This was, to a de"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Fiction] People of the Past is a series of short stories and novels that follow a group of historians from the late 19th Centuries on various excursions.",
      "text": "[This is a fairly un-nuanced synopsis of the series if you haven't read all of the books yet](https://www.goodreads.com/series/120855-people-of-the-past). There are currently about 12 books in the series (and many more short stories and novels), plus a TV series by the same name set in the same world as the main ones.\n\nI have not much to add to the discussion of the series, as the books are really excellent but I am only familiar with the series through the TV show and not the books."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "math",
    "human": {
      "title": "Why did (chromatic) homotopy theorists start focusing on complex-oriented cohomologies?",
      "text": "A good part of (chromatic, stable) homotopy theory / algebraic geometry / algebraic topology right now is concerned with complex-oriented cohomology theories. The basic reason I've heard that these are 'good' theories is that they 'have Chern classes.' But is that it? Is this the historical reason they came into focus as well?\n\n&#x200B;\n\nI avoided asking this in quick-questions since it's a bit specialized and I was worried it would get buried there."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'm in high school. I have a math problem to solve but I'm not clear on the problem.",
      "text": "My dad and I were watching a math video online and I thought it would be fun to just solve the problem. So I went to the online calculator and typed in 4.8 and hit calculate. It said I didn't have enough experience to solve 6x5x4x3x2x1x0. I know you can't have enough experience, and I have about a hundred hours in the calculator.\n\nWhat's the correct answer?\n\nThanks!"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "offmychest",
    "human": {
      "title": "People who voted Republican in 2016 are directly responsible for the women\u2019s rights regression in the US.",
      "text": "Whether you changed your mind, decided to vote Democrat or \u00ab\u00a0came to your senses\u00a0\u00bb is irrelevant. \nI saw one admin of a feminist page proudly telling her followers that her husband no longer voted for Trump. Who cares when people like him destroyed a fundamental right for women? \nI hope my Canada will hold on against the theocratical craziness."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'm so fucking tired of this fucking life",
      "text": "I don't belong to any club, I'm not a famous person, I don't have any friends, I don't have any family, I don't have any friends, I don't have any money, I don't have any family, I don't have any friends.\n\nSo many people around me that I want to fucking kill, but I can't, because I'm too fucking selfish to do it.\n\nI'm so fucking tired of doing my fucking job for no reason.\n\nI'm fucking tired of waiting for my fucking turn in life.\n\nI'm fucking tired of everyone fucking talking about how great a person I am, while I sit here thinking of how fucking awful that person is.\n\nI'm fucking tired of my fucking fucking job.\n\nI'm fucking tired of the fact that I'm not able to make my kids happy, because I can't just fucking be a fucking dad.\n\nI'm fucking tired of this fucking life."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dota2",
    "human": {
      "title": "There should be a sound for when an item gets added to your inventory",
      "text": "Giving people items is a common tactic in high level games, giving bottle to your 4 when they tp mid, giving tango, dropping items for whoever just respawned so they can deliver them for you etc. However, the lack of sound effect or any form of notification makes these situations feel awkward and even unintentional as it's rare you are immediately aware an item even got added to your inventory. Pretty much anytime I give someone an item I have to ping it and remind them over voice that I've just given it to them.\n\nI think a simple non-intrusive sound effect similar to the chat sound would be a great addition to making players feel like this is something that should be taken advantage of, as opposed to just a remnant of how items worked in Warcraft 3 which is how it makes me feel right now. Additionally a sound for when items get dropped on the ground would be great for when you drop items from your stash for people who are in the fountain."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A question for those who think they can't \"get to the pro scene\" in Dota 2",
      "text": "So a lot of people who are interested in getting to the pro scene want to start with Dota 2, and I know some of you are probably thinking they can do that playing a video game and then just practice for a year. I completely understand that, and you're right. But I'm asking for a different reason: I want to get to the pro scene. I want to play in a team and I want to play with pro people. I want to play with good friends, and to become a part of the pro scene.\n\nI'm asking what do you guys think is the best way to do that?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "emojipasta",
    "human": {
      "title": "HOLY CRAP",
      "text": " GUYS!!! \u2642\ud83d\ude10 I \ud83d\ude03 WAS \ud83d\udc4d JUST \ud83d\udc4f DIAGNOSED WITH \ud83e\udd1d\ud83d\udc49 ADHD!! MY \ud83d\ude4b DOCTOR \u2695 JUST \ud83c\udf45\ud83d\udc4f PERSCRIBED DESOXYN WHICH \ud83d\ude4c\u2753 IS \ud83d\ude0d METH!!!! \ud83d\udc81 OMG \ud83d\ude0d\ud83e\udd23 I AM GOING TO \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\udd22 BE \ud83d\udc1d\ud83d\udc1d RICH AT \ud83c\udf46 SCHOOL! \ud83c\udf93\ud83d\ude43 I HATE \ud83d\ude1f\ud83d\udc7f TAKING MY \ud83d\udc3e MEDS SO \ud83c\udffb I \ud83c\udffc\ud83d\udc47 AM GOING \u27a1 TO \ud83d\udca6 SELL \ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\udcb2 THEM \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\ude4a AT \ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udca6 SCHOOL!! \ud83c\udf92\ud83d\ude11 ME \ud83d\udca6 AND EVERYONE \ud83d\udc82\ud83d\udc6f IN \ud83d\ude97\ud83c\udffc MY \ud83d\udc6d CLASS \ud83d\ude1b\u26a0 ARE \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\udc4f 6 YEARS \ud83d\udcaf OLD \ud83d\ude16 SO WE \ud83d\udc66 ARE \ud83d\udca2 JUST \ud83d\udc6e STUPID \ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca9 LITTLE \ud83d\ude2b KIDS LOL!! I \ud83c\udfff WILL \ud83d\udc44\ud83d\udca6 SAY \ud83d\udde3\ud83d\udde3 ITS \ud83d\ude45\ud83d\udc49 CANDY \ud83c\udf6c\ud83c\udf6c AND SELL THEM FOR \ud83c\udf84 A \ud83c\udf6c DOLLAR \ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udd1c LOL! \ud83d\udc83 LETS SEE HOW THIS \ud83c\udffb GOES \ud83c\udd71\ud83d\ude29 LOL! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 UPDATE: \ud83d\udcb0 LOL GUYS \ud83d\udc6c I \ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\udc41 STARTED GRINDING \ud83c\udffb THE \u26d3\ud83d\udc9e PILLS UP \u2b06\u2b06 AND \ud83d\udca8\ud83d\udc4f PUTTING \ud83d\ude4c THEM \ud83d\udc79 IN \u2b05 GUMMIES! I \ud83d\udc41 ALREADY \ud83e\udd22\ud83d\ude1e MADE \ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf54 100 DOLLARS!! JIMMY \ud83d\udca9 LIKED THE CANDY \ud83c\udf6c SO MUCH HE \ud83d\udca6 FELL ON \ud83c\udffd\ud83d\udd1b THE \u2708\ud83d\ude06 FLOOR AND DIDNT \u274c\ud83d\ude45 GET BACK \u2b05 UP!! \u2764\u2764 UPDATE: \u2b06 GUYS \ud83c\udffd I \ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udc41 MADE \ud83d\udc46\ud83d\udc46 1000 DOLLARS \ud83d\udcb0 WITH \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc66 MY \ud83d\ude48\ud83e\udd14 METH GUMMIES!! I \ud83d\udcb0 JUST \ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udca2 BOUGHT \ud83c\udf85\ud83d\udcb2 A \ud83d\ude24\ud83d\udc4c NEW \ud83d\udcaf GAME \ud83d\udcbb CONSOLE AND TV \ud83d\udcfa AND \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\ude29 SOME \ud83d\udc13\u2642 GAMES!!! \ud83c\udfae UPDATE!! \ud83d\udcb0\u2b06 GUYS!! GOOD NEWS \ud83d\udde3\ud83d\udcbc AND BAD \ud83d\udc4e NEWS! \ud83d\udcf0 BAD \ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\udc4e NEWS IS \ud83d\udca6 THAT \ud83d\ude27\ud83d\udc49 MOMMY \ud83d\udc66 FOUND \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udd75 OUT \ud83d\udc4b\ud83c\udffb I WAS \ud83c\udd7f\ud83d\udc4d SELLING METH AT "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'll take two",
      "text": "I'll take two"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "askmen",
    "human": {
      "title": "What is considered \"initiating sex\"?",
      "text": "I often see men complaining about their partners not initiating, and even in my experience, when I thought I did, I was told I don't. So I'm confused about what it is that men consider initiation."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "If you are a woman who has had a child, how did your body react to giving birth in public?",
      "text": "I will ask this a number of different ways, I don't think there is a right or wrong answer."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "awakened",
    "human": {
      "title": "My Story - Events I can't Explain and my Awakening",
      "text": "Warning, its long, sorry.  \n\nWhat does my life mean?\n\nI had a normal childhood. Upper middle class family, white anglo saxon protestant American male. Played football and achieved Eagle Scout. Was blessed by the prosperity of my parents\u2019 hard work and love that afforded an education from the best schools, all the toys and tools I could want, and relatively secure low stress homelife. But I was very much an introvert who preferred to play video games and was depressive from an early age.\n\nI went to college far away from home to study international relations, economics, and security studies. Stepped out of my introverted self with the aide and introduction to drinking and pot. With friends, some mixed dating success, good grades, and incredible reoccurring corporate internship, I started to feel something I had never felt before, confidence in myself. I felt like my life had a future and I was creating it.\n\nIn enjoying my newfound confidence too much, and my unfamiliarity regulating thes"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "\"It's never too late to wake up\"",
      "text": "So, after reading many inspirational books and blogs throughout the past year, my new idea for 2018 is to work on making my life more enjoyable.\n\nI want to make sure to live my life in a way that is fulfilling.\n\nSo, now I have an idea for a book that will help me with my goal of living a fulfilling life.\n\nWhat am I going to write about, you ask?\n\nWell, I will talk about how to make life more enjoyable.\n\nWhat am I going to talk about?\n\nWell, I think that the main thing is that you need to start living in a way that is fulfilling to yourself.\n\nAnd if you do this, you will start to experience things in a way that is fulfilling to yourself.\n\nAnd I think that the more fulfilled you are, the more things you will experience.\n\nI have always had a goal to be fulfilling to myself, and I think that my book will help me achieve my goal.\n\nSo, the question is, what do you think?\n\nAre You Going to Work on Making Your Life More Enjoyable?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "hobbydrama",
    "human": {
      "title": "[Scuba Diving] \"Get it wrong and you're dead!\" or You're Not Wrong George, You're Just a Really, REALLY Big A**hole",
      "text": "**This is going to mention somebody dying on a scuba dive, just a heads up if that might bother you.**\n\nI am not a scuba diver, just a guy who fell into a rabbit hole on scuba safety, history and online community and thought some of you might be interested in this. If I am wrong about any scuba stuff or you feel I have mischaracterized anyone in here, please let me know and know that it was not my intention.\n\n# Background\n\nBack in the 80s and 90s there were some folks that wanted to [explore and map the massive underwater cave systems that were underneath the Woodville Karst Plain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodville_Karst_Plain_Project), their organization is called the Woodville Karst Plain Project or WKPP. Cave diving is already *much* more dangerous than open water scuba due to lack of immediate access to the surface, tight spaces for equipment/divers to get stuck on and how easy it is to destroy your visibility by kicking up silt, and the caves these guys were not fully explor"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Tumblr] An anonymous user creates a Tumblr blog about people who follow the social justice warrior movement",
      "text": "[The original post](https://old.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/9i9s7y/tumblr_user_lady_fearon_has_published_unofficial/)\n\nIt includes a few links, apparently to tweets (which are apparently deleted due to copyright issues) and to actual tweets (which are not).\n\nIt's been [removed](https://old.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/9i9s7y/tumblr_user_lady_fearon_has_published_unofficial/).\n\nThis post is here for the curious."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "drugs",
    "human": {
      "title": "Fuck heroin. Wish I never touched it.",
      "text": "I\u2019ve been clean almost 3 years. Only used the shit for half a year. Feels like I permanently fucked my life. I\u2019ve always been interested in shit like military, police, ems and such. Have always wanted a job like that since I\u2019ve been a kid. Almost joined the marine corp when I was 18 but decided to not ship to boot camp because I wasn\u2019t through with my relationship with weed. Little did I know that decision would lead to the isolation and loneliness that led me to use heroin. \n\n 2 1/2 years later. My head is screwed on straight and I wanna pick up where I left off. If only I knew 4 years ago I would be disqualifying myself from my dreams when I decided not to ship to boot camp. Now I have a detox/rehab visit on my records, me being prescribed Suboxone on there. It would be very hard/ almost impossible for me to ever to join the military again, definitely never apply for police, and probably can\u2019t see ems/firefighting happening either. That shit took my dreams from me. Now I\u2019m more isola"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Anyone ever do a DMT trip and see the true nature of the universe?",
      "text": "I remember reading an article that said DMT is one of the top 5 psychedelic substances (or more accurately, top 5 psychedelic substances in the universe) due in large part to its ability to connect to the universe. While the universe may not necessarily require DMT, it does seem that it is something that could be connected to one's own experiences. \n\nIs DMT really the key to the universe?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "vxjunkies",
    "human": {
      "title": "Hi. New here. I hope to get some tips on the 64-bit vectorized planam virtual abitrator I've been thinking on how to make. I'm stuck on the math to transfer the orbital rotational velocity of the Maglevian shaft to the triple point inductors to get the correct downward thrust.",
      "text": "I just learned about this brilliant community and was hoping to get some advice from some of the masters here. I just need a few tips to hopefully get past this tiny bump and on to the next stage of development. \n\nThanks."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Xpost from r/pics] I made a VX module that's been giving me headaches",
      "text": "So this is my first time posting on this subreddit, and I want to thank you all for all your time and patience. I've been putting off posting this because I'm worried about how much of a mess I'm in. But I thought it was a good time. I'm so sorry for the length of this post. I just wanted you all to know that I was able to complete this mod.\n\nThe mod for this project was made for an M2-P module that I purchased from the third party VX Supplier. This mod makes use of my old M1-P and M4-P modules, and it has been giving me headaches. I've been working on this mod for a month, and it was finished in about two. I made some minor mechanical adjustments, and I feel so much better now. \n\nI'll be posting some pictures of this mod once it's done. It was a lot of work, and I appreciate all of your patience.\n\nI'll be able to post more information about this mod once the mod is done. I appreciate all the questions I've been getting about it. I have a lot of time to answer them when the mod is done"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "awakened",
    "human": {
      "title": "How did you find your soul purpose and mission?",
      "text": "Methods for an anxious person would help a lot."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "You can't be awakened",
      "text": "You can be awakened. You can be the new Buddha. \n\nBut if you're in this moment, you're not awakened. \n\nYou're alive, but not awakened. \n\nYou can be the new Buddha. You can be reborn. \n\nYou can be, but you are not the new Buddha. \n\nThe new Buddha is you. The rest of the world is you. \n\nYou are not the new Buddha. \n\nYou are awakened to yourself."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "vxjunkies",
    "human": {
      "title": "An update on the project I\u2019m working on!",
      "text": "Hello VXJunkies! Second time posting here. Previous post was asking for help with a problem with my Sirrus generation core, turns out I just needed a relativistic converter! Thanks, u/jryser !  \n\nI finally bought the antigine clock, and combined it with my newly enhanced Sirrus generation core, and it worked like a charm! I now have an anti-semiphase conductor!  \n\nAs for the bigger project I mentioned in my previous posts, I\u2019d like to keep that a secret for now, but all I\u2019ll say is that it involves the second dimension."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A question for the VX crowd",
      "text": "I have a VX-1 unit that has been sitting for a few months in the basement. The only issue is that the power supply can't keep up with the power input. \n\nThe original one was only about 10 watts. I replaced the power supply with a new one which is currently in the process of being assembled. I am now asking the question: is it possible for the original power supply to be replaced with a new one?\n\nI am not asking about the new power supply. I am asking about the old power supply. Can it be replaced with a new one? The VX-1 unit is a very old unit, and I am going to replace it with a new one soon. I am not sure what kind of new power supply I should use, but I know that the main board is about to get some serious heat and I am going to replace it with a new one. The rest of the VX-1 unit is working fine.\n\nThe VX-1 unit has been sitting here in the basement for a while now, and I am afraid that the power supply I have now will be inadequate to keep up with the power input. The old power su"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "copypasta",
    "human": {
      "title": "a message my friend on discord received from her bff",
      "text": "You don't know how much you've messed up bringing in stupid little Akechi into a conversation where he is not relevant whatsoever. If you thought you were on the verge of getting blocked, right now you're HANGING on with your tiny ass finger that loves to go on pinterest and secretly bark for Akechi thinking no one's looking. Well guess what? I've seen. I've seen everything. Wherever you go.. I'm always there. Mention that little light yagami looking ass bitch again and you are going to wake up and boom. You're right next to my lolo. No one is on your side. NO ONE thinks Akechi is hot. Honestly... I'm more *sniff* sad than mad. I miss when you were.. normal. I miss when you didn't simp for Akechi... I really think you should seek professional help. I know the real you *hic* isn't like this. I know the real you, Fei, and I know the real you is buried deep down in your dump like insides because.. this.. this really isn't like you *sobsobsobsob* it *sniff* took me a lot to type this out b"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I am so frustrated right now",
      "text": "I am so fucking frustrated right now my fucking head is spinning. My head is literally buzzing, my fucking brain is melting. I can't fucking function. I can't fucking think right now. My brain is just so fucking fucked up. I can't fucking think right now. I can't fucking function right now. My fucking brain is melting. I can't function right now. My brain is melting. I can't think right now.\n\nFUCK. FUUUCK. FUUUUUCK."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "lifeprotips",
    "human": {
      "title": "LPT: Delete your period tracker apps.",
      "text": "Delete the apps. Shop for feminine hygiene supplies at random times throughout the month. Vote like your life depends on it."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "LPT: when youre having a hard time with a hard drive that is full it can be a good idea to pull out a few of the larger screws and use one on the other hard drive in the same computer.",
      "text": "I had a hard drive crash and I needed to save a photo to my phone and it just happened to be on my phone. I didn't lose any important data but I was unable to save that image since it would have been on the hard drive."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "prorevenge",
    "human": {
      "title": "I went from school teacher to chairman of the board of a big company for the sake of revenge.",
      "text": "When I was a tiny kid, my father was my best friend. He worked multiple jobs to support my family, all while powering his way through law school. He even built a couple of small businesses from the ground up with a couple of his friends. All while doing this, he managed to be the best dad ever, spending as much time as he could with my mother, myself and my baby siblings. One day, we found out that he had stage 4 stomach cancer, the kind that you don't recover from. My mother and I stayed by his side all the way til it was all over. The last memory I have of my father was when he was completely immobile, practically a vegetable at this point with tubes going in and out of his body and me just praying that he'd still be able to remember who I was. All the guy could do was smile at me just to let me know he still recognized his son even if the doctors told us most of his memories would be gone. Eventually, he fell into a coma for some days before waking up to say goodbye to my mother who"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Sick-Inequities of the American School system.",
      "text": "   This just happened in my school district. A bit of background - I was a grade 8 student and a bit of history behind me. I was very frustrated with how my parents were raising me and had been for quite some time. I had been bullied my whole life. \n\n  Now on to my revenge.\n\n  There is a small district in my school that I have never been to. This district has a reputation of being very bad. The district has the highest rate of bullying of any school in the district. I knew this as I was a bully myself. \n\n  Now onto the story:\n\n  We had to clean up after recess. My friends and I were the only ones that could do it and it was a mess. The janitor and I had to use a big bin that was next to the locker room and that is where we were cleaning up. I'm not sure what we were cleaning up but it was a lot of disgusting looking hair from some of the kids (I have no idea why - they were just too ugly to want to go to the bathroom). We also had to wash and scrub the floor every day. It was a huge me"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fantheories",
    "human": {
      "title": "[Stranger Things] Dr Brenner and 001 *spoilers*",
      "text": "We know Dr Brenner had wanted to get his hands on Henry Creel even before he killed his family. But his mother stopped it. There was no reason for him to know 001 had powers and was anything other than a child with early psychopathic symptoms. \n\nAfter Henry Creel kills his family, why does Dr Brenner then take him in? How did he know that Creel had powers? Why didn't he believe the mainstream story that Victor killed them? \n\nSo my theory is that Brenner conducted experiments on Mrs Creel, similar to 11's mother, leading to her to give birth to a child with powers. \n\nDr Brenner would've been quite young at this point, and this was decades before MK Ultra. He wouldn't have the clout to get funding for a full blown project so maybe he was working under someone else. Maybe this was a solo project. Maybe Brenner was Henry's real father. \n\nHenry said he saw his parents' sins. Victor is implied to have committed war crimes, so that's his sin. What could his mother's sins be? Perhaps consentin"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[The Mummy]The evil mummy is a woman",
      "text": "I have a theory that the evil mummy, played by Jake Johnson, is actually a woman.\n\nThink about it. The evil mummy is wearing the female version of the \"Halloween mask\". \nThe evil mummy is also responsible for the kidnapping of John Logan. \nThe evil mummy is also responsible for the death of his son, Jack.\n\nHowever, I think that this theory is only true if you assume that the evil mummy has been in a physical relationship with Jack for years. If you just assume that the evil mummy is a man with a child, then the theory does not make sense. The evil mummy has been around for hundreds of years and has never held a physical relationship with a woman. \n\nMy theory also explains why the evil mummy has a grudge against Jack. \n\nWhat do you think?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fitness",
    "human": {
      "title": "Anyone know of studies into how much fitness is gained from full days of exercise (rather than shorter sessions)? E.g. cycle touring",
      "text": "Hey folks.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nI'm a lapsed cyclist trying to get back into training in time for an upcoming triathlon. What I really enjoy, far more than 'training for the sake of training' is going for long multi-day cycle tours, often carrying a tent and wild camping. As a student, 5+ day trips of 80-100 mile days with 20+kgs of equipment on the back up the hills of Scotland & northern England lead to some of the best fitness of my life. So it leads me to wonder.  \n\n\nAll the news articles and research papers I've ever read about training and exercise talk about short, daily / etc sessions. But **is there research into the effects of longer-form exercise?** \n\n&#x200B;\n\nOpinions and experiences also welcomed! \ud83d\ude42"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What to do with excess body fat?",
      "text": "Hey /r/fitness. I've been working really hard to take my physique to a new level. I've been hitting the gym since January, but I have about 35 pounds of fat that I would like to get rid of before I start bulking. My diet is pretty good, I'm around the same weight as I was last year, and I've been eating about 2400 calories per day. I think if I cut the calories to just over 1900, I will lose about 12 pounds of fat and gain a bit of muscle. I'm a skinny guy, so I don't want to gain too much muscle. I was thinking of bulking with a caloric surplus, so I would like some advice on what to do with all that extra fat. Do I eat it off, or cut it? What do you guys think?\n\nI'm probably going to go buy some new shirts to fit better, but I'm really curious to hear your thoughts. Thanks for any advice that you can offer."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "rant",
    "human": {
      "title": "WHY THE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCK DO I HAVE TO PAY A SUBSCRIPTION TO SIGN A CHRIST FUCKING DOCUMENT",
      "text": "ThIs HaS tO bE sIgNeD iN aCrObAt PrO\n\nExcuse me, motherfucker?\n\nI am not buying something just to sign my name in a fancy fucking font, I'll use some random free thing on the internet.\n\nOH I CAN'T HAVE THAT UNTIL I START A FREE TRAIL AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT UNTIL I GOT TO THE END OF THE DOCUMENT!?\n\nGodmother fucking christ on the cross, what a fucking scam."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "You make a good point.",
      "text": "It's not about the money. It's about the health and safety of the children. If you can't respect that, you don't deserve to have kids."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "offmychest",
    "human": {
      "title": "Today my husband told me he wouldn't sign off on an abortion if I get pregnant.",
      "text": "He had a vasectomy several years ago, but felt the need to tell me today that if \"by some miracle\" I should get pregnant by him, he wouldn't sign off for me to abort.\nI am feeling hurt and disrespected and I don't know if I want to be married to someone with these feelings. Please tell me if I'm overreacting."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I am not over my ex or I'm a fool.",
      "text": "I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I'm sorry.\n\nI am not over my ex. She's a person I can't stand to see. I see her around and I want to punch her in the face. I know it's wrong. I know it's not worth it and I hate it. I know I'm wrong. I know it's wrong. I know I'm a fool. But what can I do? She's a monster. She's cruel. She's a sociopath. She's a lying bitch. She's a fucking monster. She's just selfish. She doesn't care about anyone but herself. She doesn't care about me. She doesn't care about our friends. She doesn't care about our family. Hell, she's even a fucking murderer and I want her to be punished for what she's done, but I'm afraid it's too late.\n\nIf I can't stop caring about her, I'm a fucking fool. \n\nI'm a fucking fool for feeling what I feel. I'm a fucking fool for caring about her. She's not worth it. She's not worth it. She's not worth it. She's not worth it. She's not worth it. She's not worth it."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "circlejerk",
    "human": {
      "title": "TIFU: I (14M) just walked in on my mom (31F) cucking my father (40M) with my neighbor Mike (22M) while he filmed (4K). It seems I killed the mood & they yelled at me to leave.",
      "text": "So I were having nightmares as usual, and I urinated on my bed, as usual. I were so afraid but I remembered from a reddit post that if I am afraid in a bedroom, I need to masturbate because the horniness makes the fear go away.\n\nSo anyways I were having the singleplayer sexy time, and then I heard moaning coming from my parents bedroom. I were so horny that I decided to go to their bedroom, but then I saw my neighbour in bed with my mother, and my father were filming. I were afraid and angry, and I did not know what to do.\n\nI remembered from a reddit post that if I am afraid in a bedroom, I need to masturbate because the horniness makes the fear go away, so I decided to do it in front of my fathers camera(4k). Then everyone noticed it and started screaming, and they used curse words that we were told not to use in this christian household.\n\nSo then I ran back to my room and started crysturbating my little carrot. I could not believe that my parents said curse words at me while I were p"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "DAE think that Ron Paul was a good candidate but he just wasn't an ideal candidate? Also, his campaign was too low energy",
      "text": "I am a [le]terally autistic [le]ditarian"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "zen",
    "human": {
      "title": "What about students of Ch\u2019an who AREN\u2019T interested in purifying society or r/zen?",
      "text": "Howdy folks! Hopefully this is my first OP as u/golden_eyebrow\u2026but looking at my account age, it\u2019s possible I can\u2019t actually post until tomorrow\u2014so this might pop up in an old yellow rocking chair instead.\n\nBoy has it been a busy spring! I\u2019ve thrown up a couple OPs and the odd the comment\u2014but frankly I have been way too busy the last six weeks to bring much attention to r/zen (other than reading some, and scanning conversation as I can).\n\nBut boy, oh boy\u2014is there a lot to talk about now!\n\nHave you guys seen what\u2019s been going on in r/zen since the blocking changes?!? *Me too!* And: **Yikes**! \n\nMostly it\u2019s been leaving me with one question: \u201cHow can I help bring back the dynamic conversation this forum used to enjoy and be so well known for?\u201d\n\nI\u2019ve been asking myself that quite a bit, and I\u2019m not sure I have any solid answers yet.\n\nSo far, my experiment to leap platforms over to Twitter is going well. The potential for conversation and content is (literally) through the roof\u2014and it\u2019s pa"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "The Great Way is not difficult for those who have no preferences.",
      "text": ">The old master of the monastery said, \"Once I was sitting in meditation, and then the rain came, and the sky turned orange. Then I said to myself, 'This is the Great Way, but I have no preference.' Thereupon I heard the sound of the rain on the roof. Then it was over.\n\n>Then I heard the sound of the rain on the roof again, and it was over. Then I heard the sound of the rain in the grass. Then it was over.\"\n\n- Dogen Zenji (1890-1953)"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "copypasta",
    "human": {
      "title": "Stop normalizing Turkish people",
      "text": "Can you, like, please stop normalizing Turkish people? For real. This is getting annoying. All of the turkish people that I've met are either nazified,. or either racist against anyone else than Turkish people. Can we stop Turkish people? They aren't normal. Like yeah there's this 50% that is normal and all good. But the other 50% of turks are dumb who dont use their brain. I like turkish people. But not the dumb ones (the 50%). The dumb turks are basically racist against themselves. Like they even try to r##e my roblox character. Last time I've met a turk in Roblox he was soo hot for my avatar. Like god you got a problem with my avatar? That dude literally downed me and started lying down on me, back and forth, and then said what a great material I am for jacking off. And now to the point basically like every turk I've met was shitting about how greeks should be burned and some shit and when I said im polish they were like \"owhhh jes c\u00f3\u00f3me her \u0119 swethartr\" or some \"A\u011eA\u011eA\u011eA\u011eA\u011eA\u011e\" shit."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What's with the weirdly specific flair?",
      "text": "What's with the weirdly specific flair? I am a fan of the show, and I want to know, what's that about?\n\nIf I understand you correctly, there are only two possibilities:\n\n* You have a fetish for anal sex, and you have a hard on for anal sex.\n\nOr\n\n* You have a fetish for anal sex, and you masturbate to anal sex, and you have a hard on for anal sex. \n\nThis is an extremely weird fetish. If any of you are into this, I can understand your desire for the second."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "offmychest",
    "human": {
      "title": "My dad was full of shit!",
      "text": "Growing up my dad told a lot of stories about growing up in the midwest. They were often violent, or \"macho\" manly stories. When I turned 18 he took out my dinner plate and threw it in the trash...and said guess what that means. My whole life up to that point had been allabout being macho being a man..a real manly man..A kick ass dude. I joined the army. Volunteered for all kinds of bullshit. Did all kinds of manly shit.I got married and I had 7 kids. I can honestly say...I did a shit ton of manly shit. My kids are getting older, but instead of forcing themto leave home, I told them to stay. I told them to get their dream jobs to go to university. That was a shit ton of work for me, but I didn't want to chase them away as I had beenchased away so many years ago. Recently my dad passed away...other than phone calls I rarely saw him since my 18th birthday. I finally started to relax and I started to watch old movies fromthe 50s and 60s...old westerns...turns out my dad had taken those ol"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "My father has cancer and has been in the hospital for 2 days. And I'm so sad.",
      "text": "My dad has been hospitalized for two days. He's on chemo and radiation. \n\nHe's really strong. He can't work and I'm the only one he can depend on. \n\nI'm glad he's here, I feel a bit sad and a bit lost.\n\nI've never lost a sibling or parent in my life. And I'm so sad. I can't hold it in and I'm crying. It's fucking terrible."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "iama",
    "human": {
      "title": "Three years ago I donated my left kidney anonymously to a total stranger on the kidney waitlist. AMA!",
      "text": "Three years ago today, I donated a kidney, despite not knowing anyone who needed one.  My kidney went to a total stranger who I didn't know. I wrote about why I did it [in ArcDigital](https://medium.com/arc-digital/i-just-donated-a-kidney-will-you-consider-doing-the-same-9ef527435c01). Since then, I've also become an advocate for encouraging others to consider donating, and an advocate for changing our approach to kidney policy (which actively makes the kidney crisis worse).\n\nAsk me anything about donating a kidney!\n\n--------------------------------\n\nIf anyone is interested in learning more about becoming a donor, please check out these resources:\n\n* [Waitlistzero](http://waitlistzero.org/living-donation/become-a-donor/) is a non-profit working to end the kidney crisis, and was an excellent resource for me.  I'd highly recommend getting in touch with them if you're curious, they'll have someone call you to talk.\n* [My previously mentioned post](https://medium.com/@_JeremiahJohnson/why-"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "IamA (Porn Star) AMA!",
      "text": "I am a pornstar, I was the first girl to do porn in the US and the first girl to do porn in a non-domestic country.\n\nI will answer anything about the industry, my past, the industry, my current job, my personal life, and anything else you would like to know! \nI will answer this AMA any time between now and tonight. \n\nI am also open to questions on my current job and my personal life, so feel free to ask anything there.\n\nProof (pornstars.com profile) is needed. I am also open to private messages.\n\nProof:\nhttp://imgur.com/a/6Gd5Y\nhttp://imgur.com/0D4jXoN"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "asoiaf",
    "human": {
      "title": "Rereading AGOT is painful (spoilers main)",
      "text": "Reading it and knowing what happens to the Starks especially Ned just feels very sad, I can barely continue it. Does this happen to anyone else"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "(Spoilers All) Why do some people love the TV show and others hate it?",
      "text": "I've always been curious for people to explain why some people love the show and some people hate it. \n\nI have a few reasons for liking the show, but I'd like to hear some other people's thoughts as well.\n\nI'm wondering if these people have any other reasons for liking the show, or if you think there is any other reasons they hate the show."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "offmychest",
    "human": {
      "title": "I stopped a suicide attempt today, and it traumatised me",
      "text": "TW: for suicide ig \n\nAfter school, I was at a train station, and a man was standing on the tracks.\n\nHe seemed sad. \n\nMy anxious part of me triggered, \"He's gonna jump onto the tracks\" \n\nI approached him and asked if he was ok and he said no. He said he lost everything and he now has \"nothing\". He explained how he lost his job. I told him that everything will be alright and this was not the right option.\n\nI have autism, and empathy is something I struggle with. I didn't know what to do. I have self-harmed in the past, and been to a therapist. I told him what my therapist said to me, and said that its never too late, and even one person is still there for you. I told him the world was a fucked place, but it won't get better with more death.\n\nThe train came and he didn't jump. He said thank you and walked up the escalator.\n\nI don't know if I should post this. I have friends who see this, and the story just seems so clich\u00e8. \n\nI don't know what to do. Everything is just so overwhelming."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I have a crush on a guy",
      "text": "I've never been attracted to guys, but I have a crush on this guy, he's my friend and a lot of us are friends. I feel like I have to keep this a secret because it's so obvious. He's so cute, so funny, so friendly, and he's funny too. It's so simple to say that I have a crush on him, but no one knows about it so I have to keep it a secret."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "christianity",
    "human": {
      "title": "This sub is too political. Is there another Christian subreddit that doesn\u2019t revolve around US politics?",
      "text": "Can\u2019t do it anymore. I have met some great people on this sub, and previously it was super helpful. But not now.\n\nCan\u2019t stand the constant abortion debates and LGTBQ arguments.\n\nThis sub has become nothing but a shouting match between American liberals and conservatives. \n\nCan someone point me to another Christian subreddit about spirituality and not endless culture wars in one specific country on this planet? \n\nWatch both sides jump on me, I\u2019m posting this to GET OUT OF POLITICAL DEBATES. \n\nI want no part of it. Point me to a new group please"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How do you make your own church?",
      "text": "I'm so happy to be in a new church, but I'm still having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that I don't know how to make a church. \n\n\u200b\n\nI've been listening to a lot of podcasts and I've been doing some research, and I've come to the conclusion that making a church is all about the pastor. The church community needs to be able to support and teach the pastor. \n\n\u200b\n\nHow do I decide who is the best candidate to become the pastor? How do I decide who is going to be the pastor? How do I choose a congregation? How do I choose a congregation?\n\n\u200b\n\nI've been looking at a lot of different churches, and I've gone with one that I feel is the best fit for me. My questions are:\n\n\u200b\n\n1. Is there a church that I am qualified to be the pastor?\n\n2. How do I know if a congregation is the right fit for me?\n\n3. How do I choose a congregation?\n\n4. How do I choose a congregation?\n\n\u200b\n\nThanks in advance for your help. \n\n\u200b\n\n\u200b"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "vxjunkies",
    "human": {
      "title": "I used a text-transformer to produce VX4 safety warnings. Some things were spot on, but also some glaring errors and omissions.",
      "text": "With all the talk lately about what neural nets can do, I figured I'd use a text generator and see what it knew about VX.  Human written prompts are in bold, the rest is machine generated.\n\n---\n**Congratulations on your new (refurbished) VX4 device. This device contains numerous thin filaments that may be hard to see and thus hazardous, and can produce an unstable Warnock field if not properly calibrated. To reduce the risk of injury when using this machine, proceed as follows:**\n\n1. Before you begin running any samples, calibrate your instrument. Start the machine with your sample in the sample compartment, and check your instruments to ensure that you have removed all of the built-in magnets and field coils. If not, remove the magnets. You will need your user guide to find them and remove the field coils.\n2. Turn off all the power sources, then place the safety shield as shown.\n3. Do not touch any of the thin filaments except the filament labeled A.\n4. Using a cotton swab or pencil e"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Fatal Error: Cannot Connect to Server.",
      "text": "Any help would be greatly appreciated, thanks :)"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tipofmytongue",
    "human": {
      "title": "[TOMT] [Comedy] Character comes out of the opticians wearing new \u2018glasses\u2019 they\u2019re the strange frame things the optician uses to work out your prescription.",
      "text": "I think the character is a bit of an odd sort, it\u2019s likely British and I think it\u2019s on the older side"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[TOMT] [MOVIE] Looking for a sci-fi film from the 70's and 80's in which a couple is on a ship together.",
      "text": "I saw this movie in the late 80s or early 90s. It was about a couple(? no) on a spaceship who are separated from the rest of the passengers. I think they're on a ship and somehow they end up on a deserted planet, and the ship is malfunctioning and they're stuck. And they end up finding a new couple who have found the exact same ship and they're on the ship too. \n\nThe couple is a man and a woman, they're separated for a couple of years and they get married and live together on the deserted planet. And the ship gets damaged and they have to leave the planet. \n\nI'm pretty sure it is a sci-fi movie, and the space is very alien to them, I remember it being a very alien setting that was reminiscent of \"Aliens\". So they end up having a very different view of life on Earth from the rest of the passengers on the ship.\n\nI'm pretty sure it's a comedy movie, and I remember the first scene is when the man in the astronaut suit is walking to the window of his bedroom and he's about to jump out when "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "awakened",
    "human": {
      "title": "Kind of terrified even writing about this.",
      "text": "I'm not certain this belongs here, but after a long bout of Googling I came across some posts that seemed in the ballpark. Bear with me.  I've been going through something the past couple of years. It started with me leaving a religious cult that I was born into after 40 years.  In the time since I've embarked on a journey of deep research and exploration. To have one's iron-clad worldview suddenly torn down around you by your own hand is difficult enough. To be shunned by a literal lifetime of social networks is another layer altogether. But as a person who needs to understand the nature of my existence, I cannot simply leave a void behind where religion once occupied space.  I've enjoyed and been deeply affected by the words of Matias de Stefano in the past 3 months or so.  I stumbled upon a podcast wherein Matias was interviewed and relayed what he believes are memories of his previous existences, most notably that of a citizen of what we would now refer to as Atlantis.\n\nOk, still h"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How to become more awake",
      "text": "I hope this doesn't sound like a rant, it's actually very nice to write this down. I'd say I've been awakened for 5 years now, but I've just been sitting on my ass most of the time working and just doing nothing. \n\n\u200b\n\nI'm not sure if it's something I'm doing, or if it's something I'm doing that I'm not aware of. I really want to know what you all think, if you have been in a similar situation.\n\n\u200b\n\nI'm not even gonna say that I have any enlightenment to give, but I just want to write down my experiences of the past 5 years.\n\n\u200b\n\nBasically, I'm still going through stages of enlightenment, but they're getting more and more intense. It's not like I used to be this enlightened, I'm still not this enlightened, but it's getting to the point where I don't even know anymore. \n\n\u200b\n\nMaybe I'm using this wrong, but for example, I use to be a very big guy, 6'3\", 230 pounds. Now, I'm kind of an average size, about 5'8\" 160, and when I was eating a ton of junk food, I was getting really good at eating "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "whowouldwin",
    "human": {
      "title": "Who wins in a modern fight between Aquaman and Namor? (Marvel/DC)",
      "text": "Aquaman is usually considered to be a bit more powerful than Namor, right? I honestly don't know well because I don't read a lot of DC comics. Does this hold true for 2022 comics? \n\nIf completely modern versions of Namor the Sub-Mariner, and Arthur Curry Aquaman fought, who would win? By completely modern I mean that even if the characters haven't been retconned or officially changed in any way, only feats from ~the last 5 years should be taken into account. Like how powerful does a writer usually make these two guys in the context of modern comics? \n\nBoth are at normal levels. No amps or special equipment that they wouldn't always have access to. \n\n***\n\n- **Round 1:** Fight in the ocean.\n\n- **Round 2:** Fight in a dessert."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Your favourite character(s) is fighting an unstoppable force. Who wins?",
      "text": "Which character has the best chance of victory? The one with the most firepower, the strongest army, the best weaponry, the best strategy, the most skill, the best tactics and the most experience?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "jokes",
    "human": {
      "title": "A blonde comes home to surprise her husband after getting a promotion at her job.",
      "text": "She walks into their house carrying burgers from his favorite fast food joint and a box of chocolates, anxiously awaiting to share the good news. \n\nShe calls out to her husband, \u201cHoney, I\u2019m home! Guess what happened at work today?!\u201d \n\nShe hears thumping noises coming from their bedroom upstairs. The blonde woman walks up the stairs step by step, and as she gets closer, she hears her husband\u2019s voice and a voice of another woman giggling and moaning. \n\nHer heart is racing faster and faster as she gets closer to the bedroom door. She prepares herself for the worst.\n\nShe opens the bedroom door and sees her husband balls deep in a brunette woman. The husband and the brunette see the husband\u2019s blonde wife and scream in surprise. As they shuffle the bedsheets to cover themselves, the husband says \u201cBaby wait! It\u2019s not what it looks like!\u201d \n\nThe blonde furious about her husband\u2019s betrayal screams \u201cHow could you do this to me! I\u2019ve done everything for you!\u201d \n\nThe blonde walks angrily to the clos"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I don't know if it's a joke, but I've always found it funnier to say \"I didn't know\" rather than \"I didn't know what\".",
      "text": "It's a little different, and a bit funnier. There's more ambiguity as to whether the joke is supposed to be obvious or not."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "offmychest",
    "human": {
      "title": "I just got a vasectomy and I encourage other men to do the same.",
      "text": "I hesitated before getting one because I thought it would be painful, but I was wrong. It was a quick procedure, not too invasive and it barely hurt. I was numbed beforehand so I didn't feel anything really. I'm glad I went through with it. I no longer have to worry about unwanted pregnancies and my girlfriend can finally get a break from her birth control pills.\n\nI decided to get one because my girlfriend and I don't ever plan on having children, and when she tried to get a hysterectomy she was turned down by 3 different doctors and told she would change her mind. On top that her birth control pills were having a serious impact on her health so we both decided she'd stop taking them and I'd get a vasectomy instead. \n\nSo many guys whine about vasectomies because they are either uneducated about the procedure, or they're flat out selfish and expect their partners to take on the responsibility of contraception on their own. \n\nI encourage other men to get one too, vasectomies are effectiv"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I lost my last job at an insurance company.",
      "text": "It's been a rough few months. After nearly 3 years, I got to the point where I couldn't do anything to help the company and I was losing my self confidence with my job. I'd give anything for a better job, but to no avail. I've been applying for jobs for almost 2 years now. I was just told by some people I interviewed with that I was hired in the last few months to replace someone who was let go for \"being too good\" or some shit like that. That was a big blow to the ego, I know. So I'm starting to take a step back from everything, and I would love for some advice on what to do the next few months.\n\nI was looking for a job before the new hires started. I was really lucky because the first person I talked to was a manager who I ended up becoming friends with. He said he was really excited about the new group and that they were going to do some really good things, so I went in for an interview. \n\nI was interviewed right after, and I ended up getting hired on my first day, which is great. I"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "prorevenge",
    "human": {
      "title": "My boss tought she could insult everyone, so I made her pay everyone for going on vacations.",
      "text": "Last year I took a summer job for a kids camp. It seemed to be quite well paid and I wanted to try how working with kids goes.\n\nThe hiring process was a little odd, as for the interview I was called unexpectedly and that woman, which was later my boss, spoke on the phone for about 2,5 hours+ and asked some really weird personal questions. For example she asked:\"You aren't a covidiot, aren't you?\" (Remember that, it will be a factor in the story). Anyway, I needed the money and it was the only callback I had gotten so far, so I took it.\n\nShe then made us all come in 2 times before starting the job, so that she can explain it to us. Both times it went on the whole fucking day, without being included in our payments because it was \"not mandatory\". I got to be the boss of my team.\n\nThen first day came around and we faced 20+ children with their parents. But the boxes with the name lists, the toys and everything weren't there. We basically improvised and wrote their names as they came and h"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Came back to this subreddit after some time away.",
      "text": "So I've only been on reddit for a little over a month but had a lot of fun and learnt a lot about my favorite game! \n\nSo today I received a message from my old friend who I haven't seen for about 9 months (because he moved to another branch) of which he wants to talk to me. He also added me on steam, this was a bit of a surprise. I had no idea he was on there. He's a very good friend and this is something I've wanted to talk to him for a long time. I was actually hoping he'd message me when he's off work but I got him on steam, so I'm sure he got there first thing in the morning. \n\nAnyway, I'm super excited, because this has been on my mind for a while. I'm thinking about buying that game again, so we have a good game to play together! I'm also playing through Kingdom Come Deliverance again, and I had a great time. I had a lot of fun in that game and I have been craving for an RPG like this one. I've also been looking for a way to get him to play this game again and he'd never played i"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "chess",
    "human": {
      "title": "TIL: Young Alireza Firouzja was auto-banned on chess.com because he was deemed too successful for an untitled player.",
      "text": "This was when he was 11. chess.com algorithms decided he must be cheating to rise in rank so quickly, being an unknown. He was cleared after a manual review of course. Apparently a lot of GMs also flagged his account for cheating.\n\nSource: chess.com interview after 9th round after his >!win!< against Rapport."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Anyone want to start a new chess club in my area?",
      "text": "I've been looking for a place to start a chess club in my area for a while now.  I want to have some sort of group for new players to learn the game.  I feel like this would be a good place to start.  I'm willing to be a little involved in the organization and would like to create a nice social environment.  What do you guys think?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "sex",
    "human": {
      "title": "This really needs to be spread around",
      "text": "Women it\u2019s ok to make a move. If you\u2019re totally comfortable with a guy initiate sex, pull him in to kiss him, take his clothes off for him, kiss his body, throw him on the bed and sit on him, shove his face into your pussy when he eats you out. MEN WANT TO FEEL WANTED. There\u2019s nothing hotter and more assuring to a man\u2019s sexual confidence when he knows you really want him. It can feel depressing and even get boring when the guy always initiates it. To him it can feel like he isn\u2019t wanted and you\u2019re just letting him get off, remind him this is for both of you and you want him as much as he wants you. And I want to make it very clear I AM NOT shaming women, I understand you\u2019re shy, I\u2019m bi and I\u2019ve been with men too it can be intimidating. I just hope this message helps everyone have a better, healthier sex life."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Does anyone else experience extreme cravings?",
      "text": "I'll be the first to admit that I'm not a very experienced crier, but I've been craving sex every day for the past 6 weeks. Is this normal/normal to crave sex on a daily basis?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tipofmytongue",
    "human": {
      "title": "[TOMT][MUSIC][1997-2004] Unable to find any details on this song, possibly named 'Open Sesame'",
      "text": "Hello. I have recently inherited a massive stack of cassettes of my dads from the mid 90s to the mid 00s. As well as pre recoded tapes, I have some of his mixtapes. The following song comes from a cassette with no identifying information on it, no writing on the theme of the songs (like his others). I asked him about how he acquired the songs on the mixtapes, he said that before he had a computer (I believe we got ours in 04), he would borrow CDs and tapes and dub the songs he liked onto a blank cassette. A few, but not every, song on this tape have been taped from the Polish radio, and the song I am looking for has the familiar radio hiss, and you can hear a radio ident at the end of the song that goes \"s\u0142yszysz mnie / can you hear me\". The songs on the tape are no older than 2004, and no earlier than 1997.\n\n[The link to the song](https://voca.ro/124d8IsicYJD)\n\nI haven't caught all the lyrics, but the ones I have are:\n\n\"Look at the crimes hiding behind the rhymes\n\n\\[...\\]\n\nIt's incred"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[TOMT] Song with something like \"I got me a girl, she's my girl\" but I can't remember it.",
      "text": "I only know the chorus of the song and the last line is \"I got me a girl, she's my girl\". It's a rap song."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "whowouldwin",
    "human": {
      "title": "Superman, Batman, Captain America, and Spider-Man are given a year to rehabilitate these characters and turn them into heroes, can they do it?",
      "text": "They must rehabilitate:\n\nSoldier Boy (Amazon)\n\nGarou (opm)\n\nFreiza (dbz)\n\nJason Voorhes \n\nShigaraki (mha)\n\nMichael Myers\n\nHomelander (Amazon)\n\nFreddy Krueger \n\nA-Train (Amazon episode 1)\n\nHomelander (comic)\n\nBlack Noir (comic)\n\nJohn Kramer (Saw movie 1)\n\nThe leprechaun (leprechaun)\n\nGod (supernatural)\n\nHero Killer Stain (mha)\n\nRed Skull (616)\n\nDr. Doom (616)\n\nAnd\n\nLex Luthor (comics)\n\nWhich of these characters could Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and Captain America successfully rehabilitate and turn into genuine superheroes in one years time?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Kirby vs. Shrek",
      "text": "Kirby has to defeat Shrek's minions. Shrek can't use anything that would kill Kirby."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "wallstbets",
    "human": {
      "title": "[Free $55] CakeDefi offers $55 bonus for an investment of $50",
      "text": " \n\nCake Defi is a decentralized finance platform based in Singapore, utilising the Defichain blockchain which is secured by anchoring with the btc blockchain. Cake Defi offer a very generous $50 sign-up bonus, paid instantly as DFI (Defichain), for anybody who deposits $50. This does not require any additional transactions or trades, just **a deposit which you will be able to instantly withdraw** if you need to.\n\nCake Defi is currently best accessed via the website, although mobile applications are being developed and are currently undergoing beta testing.\n\n[Referral-Link to get the $50 Bonus](https://app.cakedefi.com/?ref=571562)\n\n[Non-Ref Link (no Bonus)](https://app.cakedefi.com/)\n\n1. Sign-up to Cake Defi using the referral link to ensure you receive the bonus\n2. Verify your identity using photo ID. This used to take up to 72 hours, but is much quicker now\n3. *Deposit $50*. There is a limited number of currencies that can be used and if you are planning to withdraw your deposit inst"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "DOW to the Moon",
      "text": "I know I'm late for the party, but a DD on the next major dip to check my DD's are always nice."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "amitheasshole",
    "human": {
      "title": "AITA for causing my husband to get fired?",
      "text": "\n\nMy husband (33) has a habit of making up excuses to get out of work. Simply for just not feeling like working on certain days. This has affected us financially because his boss kept lowering his salary as a result. I had to get a 2nd job. He's now bought a ps5 from his 14yo cousin and started playing with it day and night. Meanwhile missing work and lying to his boss about why he does it. This time it's because of bad diarrhea and he couldn't get off the toilet, that time is because of fever etc etc.\n\nHonestly I got fed up with him ruining his job and causing us money. I told him he needed to knock this off but he told me to stay out of it and focus on my JOBS.\n\nDays ago. He was as,eep after staying up all night playing video games. He's decided to skip work even though his boss gave him a last warning. His boss called at 8 a.m and I picked up the phone. He asked where my husband was and whether he was coming to work. I straight up said no, because he was up all night playing video g"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "AITA for not wanting my gf to attend her brothers' wedding?",
      "text": "I'm a little conflicted on this because I want her to go, but I don't want to be a dick and tell her no, I don't know if I should just accept that she has to go or if I should be the one to pull her aside and tell her I'm not going."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "markmywords",
    "human": {
      "title": "MMW: Manchester United will finish below 7th place in the coming 22/23 season.",
      "text": "If you follow the English premier league, you\u2019ll know. \n\nThis is my MMW."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "MMW: In the next 30 years, people will be able to get drugs from the Internet without going to a special store.",
      "text": "There is a huge amount of drugs that could be shipped anywhere, but for whatever reason aren't available to the public."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "offmychest",
    "human": {
      "title": "My little girl just had an anaphylactic reaction and I\u2019m really mad",
      "text": "I\u2019m not mad that she accidentally ingested her allergen.  It\u2019s the first time we\u2019ve ever slipped up and we followed our action plan and gave her the Epipen. \n\nI\u2019m really mad because I had to convince my husband to take her to ED afterwards. \n\nIt shouldn\u2019t be up for discussion right? Child has anaphylaxis. Give epipen to child. Take child to ED. \n\nThere\u2019s no wiggle room there right?!?!? \n\nI feel like if I was the one to go to ED with her, then he wouldn\u2019t say anything and would just drop us off and piss off home to sleep (it\u2019s evening here). But because he has to go (I have to watch our other baby who\u2019s still breastfeeding), he\u2019s dragging his feet. \n\nHe\u2019s gone now with our little girl but I\u2019m still fuming"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I hate the fact that I'm the most common name across the globe.",
      "text": "No, I'm not calling you a fake.\n\nI'm calling you an idiot."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "asoiaf",
    "human": {
      "title": "How should catelyn have handled the Tyrion situation (spoilers main)",
      "text": "While I don\u2019t blame Catelyn for the war, I do think that her kidnapping Tyrion was the breaking point. What should she have done"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "(Spoilers All) Question regarding the books and the tv show, and my question for GRRM",
      "text": "I am really enjoying reading the books, and I am wondering if GRRM will ever decide to write a spin off novella, or some sort of short story, based on the show. It is such a shame that we are all watching the show with a completely different set of characters, so I wonder if GRRM will eventually give us a \"what if\", to the show. I know the books will not be able to cover everything the show covers, but I still think that if he would decide to do so, he would be able to.\n\nAlso, I know that the books are not going to be finished for a long time. So I am wondering what are the chances that we will get to read the last few scenes of the show/show in the next few years, and maybe even the first few minutes of the show.\n\nThanks for reading, and hopefully you can help me out."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "truefilm",
    "human": {
      "title": "What were your thoughts on Bladerunner 2049?",
      "text": "I just finished watching this for the first time since seeing it when it came out in the theatre on 4k disc since it is frequently recommended as looking and sounding stunning in the format.\n\nNo complaints about the presentation but having also seen Bladerunner Final Cut on 4k, I find it hard to rank the overall movie as being as good as the original.\n\nVisuals and set design are stunning. Overall story and the characters left me rather cold though. In the original Bladerunner everyone, including the replicants, felt really human with their own desires and personalities from Deckard, Rachel, Roy, Priss, Tyrell, JR Sebastian and Zohra onwards. Here in 2049, you followed Ryan Gosling's rather flat and unemotional replicant character's story while he was being chased by the really one-note sadistic replicant Luv at the direction of Jared Leto's creepy Niander Wallace who was way more one-dimensional than anyone in the original. I didn't feel invested in any of them other than Ana de Armas'"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A great movie, but I'm not sure",
      "text": "It's a really good movie, but I can't figure out what makes it so great. It's about a family who move into a big house. They get bored, and start to have sex all the time, but eventually they get the kids to stop having sex, and then they get bored again. Eventually they start having children all the time, and they get bored again.\n\nIt's really a fantastic movie. I recommend it. It's not that I think it's great, I just can't figure out why it's so good."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "crazyideas",
    "human": {
      "title": "Smartphone technician mode",
      "text": "When you hand your phone over for a technician for repair, they usually ask you for your passcode. However, for security and privacy reasons, you might not wanna give out your passcode. So smartphone companies should create a special \"technician mode\" that you can enable/ disable, in which there will be very limited access to your phone, just to allow the technician to do his / her work, without the need to know your passcode and getting exposed to sensitive information."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A tv show that just plays the same episode of the same show every week.",
      "text": "One show from that week will not have a repeat, just on the second show in the same location the next week."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dota2",
    "human": {
      "title": "There should be a sound for when an item gets added to your inventory",
      "text": "Giving people items is a common tactic in high level games, giving bottle to your 4 when they tp mid, giving tango, dropping items for whoever just respawned so they can deliver them for you etc. However, the lack of sound effect or any form of notification makes these situations feel awkward and even unintentional as it's rare you are immediately aware an item even got added to your inventory. Pretty much anytime I give someone an item I have to ping it and remind them over voice that I've just given it to them.\n\nI think a simple non-intrusive sound effect similar to the chat sound would be a great addition to making players feel like this is something that should be taken advantage of, as opposed to just a remnant of how items worked in Warcraft 3 which is how it makes me feel right now. Additionally a sound for when items get dropped on the ground would be great for when you drop items from your stash for people who are in the fountain."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A question regarding the new patch",
      "text": "What is the benefit of the new patch?\n\nI think there will be no big changes on the meta but I'm really interested in the new changes that will happen in the upcoming patches."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "confession",
    "human": {
      "title": "i stole \u00a35 from my nan and convinced her she was crazy",
      "text": "When I was around 10 years old I stole a \u00a35 pound note the counter in the kitchen of my nan and grandpa's house. I remember everyone being so confused to where it had gone since it was on the counter just minutes before my nan went to the adjacent room and returned to put it in her purse. My nan, grandpa, mum, dad and brother went to great lengths to figure out where it had gone. My nan ended up  convincing herself that her old age had made her a little forgetful and that potentially she never left it on the counter in the first place. Little did everyone know it was slipped into my jean pocket. I'm not sure what motivated me to do this but I always felt guilty once I have grown up and thought \"Why the fuck would you do that?\". I am an atheist but I hope that if the heaven is a real thing that she isn't scorning my 10 year old self now that she knows where the \u00a35 went."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I [24F] have been hooking up with a married guy [30M] on and off for about a year",
      "text": "I started dating a guy about a year ago. I would say we're in our 30's. I've never really had much sex before. But I've hooked up with him once or twice, and he's really cute. We met on Tinder and hit it off. Now we've been hooking up ever since. A few weeks ago we finally decided to get married. We've been dating for about a year and a half. We've never really been very serious but I really want to marry this man and I'm also the type of person who really respects marriage.\n\nI feel like I'm just not attracted to him. I still really want to make it work but I've been in a sort of depressing mental place. I know I can't make him like me. I've noticed he doesn't care about being a good husband but it's still a bit of a relief to not have to worry and stress about those things. I just don't know if I should push him to be more like me. He's a really nice guy and I just don't know why I'm so upset. \n\nI'm not completely sure I'm not over him. I'm still really attracted to him, but the way w"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "hobbydrama",
    "human": {
      "title": "[Movies] Morbius Sweep: How an Internet Meme Caused a Mediocre Superhero Movie to Bomb at the Box Office Twice",
      "text": "With the sheer number of superhero movies being released nowadays, it\u2019s not uncommon to see one that focuses on one of a studio\u2019s more obscure characters. One such film was [Morbius](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5108870/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0), which follows the acclaimed biochemist Michael Morbius and how he gained vampire-like powers after attempting to cure himself of his rare blood condition. When the dust settled on his theatrical debut, his movie became an lesson on the importance of recognizing irony.\n\n#The Morb Awakens\n\nThe first serious talk of putting The Living Vampire on the big screen began in 2017, with plans [to include the character in Sony\u2019s Spider-Man Universe](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/spider-man-spinoff-morbius-living-vampire-movie-works-power-rangers-writers-1056702/). Production of Morbius\u2019s standalone film began in 2018, with Daniel Espinosa as director and Jared Leto playing the titular Michael Morbius. After two years of production, the film"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Star Trek] The Star Trek fandom has a \"war\" with the \"reboot\"",
      "text": "[This is a post in Star Trek's subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/8lw0q2/comment/dzk3f6w?st=J3X4H8B8&sh=8f3cce2f) of a post that was made about a guy who got in a big fight with a Trek fan, resulting in an alt-right group harassing him. This is the only instance of it happening to me personally, but I've seen it discussed a lot in the Trek fandom.\n\n**Background:** Star Trek is a TV franchise that's been around for almost 60 years. The series was originally produced by Desilu, but over the years they've become more and more hands off. It's also been on the air for a few decades and is now considered \"canon\" for the franchise.\n\nSo in 2017, a fan was having a bunch of issues with the new Star Trek film and wanted to discuss it with other fans. His posts were often getting downvoted, and after his posts were getting downvoted, he began posting his own (which were usually a lot more upvoted, and he kept doing it). Eventually he found other Trek fans who were also having p"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "offmychest",
    "human": {
      "title": "People who voted Republican in 2016 are directly responsible for the women\u2019s rights regression in the US.",
      "text": "Whether you changed your mind, decided to vote Democrat or \u00ab\u00a0came to your senses\u00a0\u00bb is irrelevant. \nI saw one admin of a feminist page proudly telling her followers that her husband no longer voted for Trump. Who cares when people like him destroyed a fundamental right for women? \nI hope my Canada will hold on against the theocratical craziness."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I just ate a huge meal, and it still feels like shit.",
      "text": "I ate a big meal. I eat every day.\n\nI ate too much. I ate way too much. I ate a large meal, and it still feels like shit.\n\nI feel like I need time to get over this meal."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "vxjunkies",
    "human": {
      "title": "Hi. New here. I hope to get some tips on the 64-bit vectorized planam virtual abitrator I've been thinking on how to make. I'm stuck on the math to transfer the orbital rotational velocity of the Maglevian shaft to the triple point inductors to get the correct downward thrust.",
      "text": "I just learned about this brilliant community and was hoping to get some advice from some of the masters here. I just need a few tips to hopefully get past this tiny bump and on to the next stage of development. \n\nThanks."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How long would this device need to be under water to become stable?",
      "text": "I'm just wondering if there's any way to create a liquid crystal device that can handle the pressure."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fantheories",
    "human": {
      "title": "[Stranger Things] Could There Be 3 Worlds?",
      "text": "(So i posted this yesterday but it got removed because apparently the title \u201c(Stranger Things) There\u2019s Been 3 Worlds This Entire Time\u201d is a story spoiler despite the fact its not at all, i posted this on a subreddit called fan THEORIES and the mod hadn\u2019t even seen the show but i\u2019m reposting it cause it got a lot of attention and a lot of people had some really interesting thoughts on it)\n\nMy theory is that the entire time there\u2019s been 3 worlds instead of the 2 we\u2019ve been lead to believe which answers so many questions. Let me explain.\n\nThe upside down isn\u2019t frozen in time in 1983 the day the gate opened, it\u2019s just that there\u2019s no humans to progress anything forward. The fact that Nancy\u2019s diary is still updated up until November 6 1983 means that there had to be a Nancy and other humans living in the upside down before that date.\n\nThis doesn\u2019t make any sense however. 1st before 11 ever opens the gate on November 6 1983 by touching the demogorgon in the black space, the demogorgon is alr"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Star Wars] The reason Snoke is so mysterious is because he's actually Luke's brother, and his name is Luke Skywalker.",
      "text": "My theory is that, in addition to the already existing theory that Rey is Ben Solo's daughter, there's an even stronger theory that Rey is the daughter of the original Luke Skywalker and Kylo Ren.\n\nWhile Rey is a Skywalker (and we know from the title of the film that she is), we didn't know about her familial connection to the original Skywalker until Rian Johnson was asked about it following the release of the film. In an interview with Collider, the director of Rian Johnson, confirmed that the name of Rey's father was Luke Skywalker. While Rey may not have any real link to the Skywalker family, she is a descendant."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "My (32F) sister (27F) lives with me and does nothing all day. I want my space back",
      "text": "She moved in last year when she was in danger of becoming homeless, after nearly a year of unemployment. We both agreed it would be for a short period of time. I gave her a steep reduction in rent (about 1/3 of average for the area), so she could get back on her feet. After living here for a few months, eating my groceries and earning no money, she got a job. Which she quit 2 months ago.\n\nShe keeps talking about going back to school, but has made no steps towards that. She does pay for her own groceries and such, and I've made no further reductions in rent. She pretty much stays in her room and is on Discord/playing an MMORPG for 12-18 hours a day (I can see wifi useage). Whenever I ask, she says she's \"considering her options.\" Which is clearly a lie.\n\nMy place is small, and I want my spare room back. Some of her furniture is being stored in the main room, unusable due to a lack of space, and is taking up a lot of space.\n\nI was fine with her living here short-term, but we're coming up"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "My [20M] girlfriend [20F] wants me to eat dinner with her and her family at 2 am. Is this a reasonable request?",
      "text": "Hey guys. I've been seeing this girl for about a month. The first time we talked she got so confused and upset that she didn't know whether she wanted me or not. The second time she seemed more open to the idea, but didn't want me to eat dinner with her family at 2 am. I told her I would eat dinner with her family at midnight and she seemed to accept. The third time I asked her she was really upset about it. \n\nI was thinking about trying to make a deal where I get her to agree to the 2 am dinner, but she's not going to eat dinner with her family after 2am. That would be better than her being upset about it and deciding to break up with me. She doesn't want to go out that late at night so I'm not too worried about her going out in the first place. However, I do want to try to make a deal that she eats dinner at 2am. \n\nShe's not interested in this deal, so is this just a request or is there a way she could possibly get over it? \n\nTl;dr: Girlfriend wants me to go out and eat dinner with h"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "conlangs",
    "human": {
      "title": "My orthography is confusing and ugly\u2014how can I fix it?",
      "text": "My current project, Wayche /wet\u0361\u0283\u025b/ is progressing at a steady rate, but still in the early stages. I've noticed people getting tripped up on pronouncing its words, and even I struggle with some. I figure it's best to get this kind of thing set in stone sooner rather than later.\n\nFor example, nyayulayvl /\u0272e\u00fcle\u028c\u0308l/ (\"romantic\") is really hard to sound out. It's easy to think that it's something like /\u0272ajujvl/.\n\nNyayulayvl shows off the two biggest problems:\n\n* /j/ and /e/ both use the character \"y,\" which often erroneously suggests that a hard /y/ sound is separating two adjacent vowel sounds (ayu should be /e\u00fc/, not /eju/).\n* People have a hard time sight-reading \"v\" as /\u028c/ (instead of /v/). \"u\" (the obvious alternative) is already in use as /u/.\n\nThe whole phonological inventory: [https://imgur.com/a/QEI3glE](https://imgur.com/a/QEI3glE)\n\nAn example of Wayche in use (yes, it's the Merryweather comic): [https://imgur.com/a/a90Twb7](https://imgur.com/a/a90Twb7)\n\nIf this was your conlang"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How would a conlanger describe the sound effect used in [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR2QXFq5mTg)?",
      "text": "The only words I could think of are the word for \"pump\" (p\u00f2k) or \"bump\" (puk), which are both present in the language's vocabulary. The thing that stands out to me is the word \"pumpkin\" (p\u00f2k\u00f2k\u0103\u017e\u017e\u017e\u017e\u017ee). I know that this word is used in the language, but do you have a word that could be used to describe where it comes from?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "prorevenge",
    "human": {
      "title": "Don't mess with an engineer",
      "text": "I worked for a company that provides specialised equipment used in manufacturing. (To protect my anonymity I'll have to be vague about what exactly this machine does.) During my time working in this field I got to know many clients who would need these machines installed and serviced. \n\nOne of these customers we'll call Jake. I later left the company to for a different job, but Jake apparently kept my number. \n\nOne afternoon I got a call from Jake that they wanted a new unit installing and another unit needed maintenance and wanted to know if I was available. I let him know that I left the company but that I could pass him on to someone who could help. He tells me he'll pay 2x my current rate to install the unit over the weekend. He lets me know that the company has increased the rates for installation and the company just can't afford it. The instructions they sent over just aren't clear enough and their engineers are scratching their heads trying to figure it out. He begs me to consi"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A little something I never thought I'd need to do...",
      "text": "I'm a little behind on my history and I'm gonna keep this short.\n\nSo I have been a lurker here for a couple months, but have been a little too interested in one particular story to give it the love it deserves.  There is a story that is so well known and well thought of that I've been wanting to write about it.  (And to be fair, the story has been around for a while, so I'm not the only one.)\n\nThe story is as follows: A woman and her ex-husband are having issues with their kids; the ex husband is trying to force the kids to see him and see only their mother.  \n\nAt one point the ex husband and the kids are at a park.  At some point the ex husband decides to take the kids to a concert, and is going to take the kids around town all day.  The kids see him leaving, and decide that seeing their mom is way more important.  The ex husband is furious with the kids, and the kids decide to get revenge.  The ex husband has his brother drive the children to the concert, and they wait in the car for"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "whowouldwin",
    "human": {
      "title": "Could anyone from DC Comics, other than the Presence, defeat Kindred from League if Legends?",
      "text": "From what I understand, Kindred is the true personification of Death and not even being like Zoe and Sol can escape him. Anything that exists will some day succumb to his power. Everything will one day die. Can anything truly compete with all that? I know that Lucifer has done this and that and blah blah but in my honest opinion, I think that Kindred is an OP character."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "The Punisher (616) vs Batman (N52)",
      "text": "The Punisher is after Batman's archenemy The Joker, and is currently at Joker's hideout, in Gotham, where Batman is.\n\nThis is a direct fight between two fictional fighters.\n\n**R1**: The Punisher, no prep time. Batman has all of his gear.\n\n**R2**: The Punisher has all of his gear, but must fight through his personal army of supervillains which include Deadshot, Firefly, and the Joker. Batman has all the support he has had up to this point."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "truefilm",
    "human": {
      "title": "What were your thoughts on Bladerunner 2049?",
      "text": "I just finished watching this for the first time since seeing it when it came out in the theatre on 4k disc since it is frequently recommended as looking and sounding stunning in the format.\n\nNo complaints about the presentation but having also seen Bladerunner Final Cut on 4k, I find it hard to rank the overall movie as being as good as the original.\n\nVisuals and set design are stunning. Overall story and the characters left me rather cold though. In the original Bladerunner everyone, including the replicants, felt really human with their own desires and personalities from Deckard, Rachel, Roy, Priss, Tyrell, JR Sebastian and Zohra onwards. Here in 2049, you followed Ryan Gosling's rather flat and unemotional replicant character's story while he was being chased by the really one-note sadistic replicant Luv at the direction of Jared Leto's creepy Niander Wallace who was way more one-dimensional than anyone in the original. I didn't feel invested in any of them other than Ana de Armas'"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Theme: Films]",
      "text": "Hey /r/TrueFilm, it's your lovely host /u\\/Pinguin, back again with another issue of our theme thread!\n\nThis time, I hope you can help us out a little bit by posting a brief description of your favorite film from the last 30 days. While you do this, check out the sidebar for some links so that you can find some great films to watch.\n\n\n**If this post was a success, you may also be able to **\n\n- [Post a comment](http://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/1vwj1k/theme_films_2014_30_day_thread_fanticipation/) with a link to the thread and a comment in the thread itself to give us an idea of the interest level.\n\n- [Post a comment](http://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/1vwj1k/theme_films_2014_30_day_thread_fanticipation/cew9n2z?context=3) about your favorite film from that 30 day period, and why you decided to watch it.\n\n- [Reply to a comment](http://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/1vwj1k/theme_films_2014_30_day_thread_fanticipation/cew8g3l?context=3) with a brief summary of your favor"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dota2",
    "human": {
      "title": "There should be a sound for when an item gets added to your inventory",
      "text": "Giving people items is a common tactic in high level games, giving bottle to your 4 when they tp mid, giving tango, dropping items for whoever just respawned so they can deliver them for you etc. However, the lack of sound effect or any form of notification makes these situations feel awkward and even unintentional as it's rare you are immediately aware an item even got added to your inventory. Pretty much anytime I give someone an item I have to ping it and remind them over voice that I've just given it to them.\n\nI think a simple non-intrusive sound effect similar to the chat sound would be a great addition to making players feel like this is something that should be taken advantage of, as opposed to just a remnant of how items worked in Warcraft 3 which is how it makes me feel right now. Additionally a sound for when items get dropped on the ground would be great for when you drop items from your stash for people who are in the fountain."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Votes for your favorite players and team on Dotabuff for the Dota 2 International.",
      "text": "I'm doing a special thread for the votes for the Team Liquid players and i want to know your favorite players and teams: \n\n**Team Liquid** - [Player](http://dotabuff.com/players/20774918) \n\n**Team Liquid** - [Team](http://dotabuff.com/players/45331276) \n\n[Link to the poll](http://dota2.gamepedia.com/International_I_Day_1_Poll)\n\n*Please dont post your favorite players and teams with the same flair. If i see you post your favorite player/team in the same thread i will remove it. Same goes for your favorite teams.*\n\n**Vote here for your favorite players and teams (including your favorite teams)**: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3f0o8j/dotabuff_player_votefor_my_favorite_players/\n\n---\n\n[Reddit post announcing the poll.](https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3f0o8j/dotabuff_player_votefor_my_favorite_players/)\n\n---\n\nAnd it's up! I'm not sure how many votes are going to get. But it's a great community and i wanna thank you all for keeping the Dota2 scene alive."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "etymology",
    "human": {
      "title": "Hindi words for Right and wrong?",
      "text": "What are the Hindi words for Right and wrong apart from Sahi(\u0938\u0939\u0940) and Ghalat (\u0917\u093c\u0932\u0924) which are of Arabic origin ? Surely such a common word must have a native synonym, am I right?\n\nAlso, the same question for extremely common words like Deewar (\u0926\u0940\u0935\u093e\u0930), har (\u0939\u0930) and garam (\u0917\u0930\u092e) which mean wall, every and hot respectively. All of these are of Persian origin and I am not aware of any (if any?) native words for these"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Why did we drop the word 'and' from the dictionary?",
      "text": "In the US, the word 'and' is not considered a legitimate word, but more of a colloquialism, and has been dropped from the dictionary.\n\nWhy?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "emojipasta",
    "human": {
      "title": "HOLY CRAP",
      "text": " GUYS!!! \u2642\ud83d\ude10 I \ud83d\ude03 WAS \ud83d\udc4d JUST \ud83d\udc4f DIAGNOSED WITH \ud83e\udd1d\ud83d\udc49 ADHD!! MY \ud83d\ude4b DOCTOR \u2695 JUST \ud83c\udf45\ud83d\udc4f PERSCRIBED DESOXYN WHICH \ud83d\ude4c\u2753 IS \ud83d\ude0d METH!!!! \ud83d\udc81 OMG \ud83d\ude0d\ud83e\udd23 I AM GOING TO \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\udd22 BE \ud83d\udc1d\ud83d\udc1d RICH AT \ud83c\udf46 SCHOOL! \ud83c\udf93\ud83d\ude43 I HATE \ud83d\ude1f\ud83d\udc7f TAKING MY \ud83d\udc3e MEDS SO \ud83c\udffb I \ud83c\udffc\ud83d\udc47 AM GOING \u27a1 TO \ud83d\udca6 SELL \ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\udcb2 THEM \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\ude4a AT \ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udca6 SCHOOL!! \ud83c\udf92\ud83d\ude11 ME \ud83d\udca6 AND EVERYONE \ud83d\udc82\ud83d\udc6f IN \ud83d\ude97\ud83c\udffc MY \ud83d\udc6d CLASS \ud83d\ude1b\u26a0 ARE \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\udc4f 6 YEARS \ud83d\udcaf OLD \ud83d\ude16 SO WE \ud83d\udc66 ARE \ud83d\udca2 JUST \ud83d\udc6e STUPID \ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca9 LITTLE \ud83d\ude2b KIDS LOL!! I \ud83c\udfff WILL \ud83d\udc44\ud83d\udca6 SAY \ud83d\udde3\ud83d\udde3 ITS \ud83d\ude45\ud83d\udc49 CANDY \ud83c\udf6c\ud83c\udf6c AND SELL THEM FOR \ud83c\udf84 A \ud83c\udf6c DOLLAR \ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udd1c LOL! \ud83d\udc83 LETS SEE HOW THIS \ud83c\udffb GOES \ud83c\udd71\ud83d\ude29 LOL! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 UPDATE: \ud83d\udcb0 LOL GUYS \ud83d\udc6c I \ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\udc41 STARTED GRINDING \ud83c\udffb THE \u26d3\ud83d\udc9e PILLS UP \u2b06\u2b06 AND \ud83d\udca8\ud83d\udc4f PUTTING \ud83d\ude4c THEM \ud83d\udc79 IN \u2b05 GUMMIES! I \ud83d\udc41 ALREADY \ud83e\udd22\ud83d\ude1e MADE \ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf54 100 DOLLARS!! JIMMY \ud83d\udca9 LIKED THE CANDY \ud83c\udf6c SO MUCH HE \ud83d\udca6 FELL ON \ud83c\udffd\ud83d\udd1b THE \u2708\ud83d\ude06 FLOOR AND DIDNT \u274c\ud83d\ude45 GET BACK \u2b05 UP!! \u2764\u2764 UPDATE: \u2b06 GUYS \ud83c\udffd I \ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udc41 MADE \ud83d\udc46\ud83d\udc46 1000 DOLLARS \ud83d\udcb0 WITH \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc66 MY \ud83d\ude48\ud83e\udd14 METH GUMMIES!! I \ud83d\udcb0 JUST \ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udca2 BOUGHT \ud83c\udf85\ud83d\udcb2 A \ud83d\ude24\ud83d\udc4c NEW \ud83d\udcaf GAME \ud83d\udcbb CONSOLE AND TV \ud83d\udcfa AND \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\ude29 SOME \ud83d\udc13\u2642 GAMES!!! \ud83c\udfae UPDATE!! \ud83d\udcb0\u2b06 GUYS!! GOOD NEWS \ud83d\udde3\ud83d\udcbc AND BAD \ud83d\udc4e NEWS! \ud83d\udcf0 BAD \ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\udc4e NEWS IS \ud83d\udca6 THAT \ud83d\ude27\ud83d\udc49 MOMMY \ud83d\udc66 FOUND \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udd75 OUT \ud83d\udc4b\ud83c\udffb I WAS \ud83c\udd7f\ud83d\udc4d SELLING METH AT "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I need some help",
      "text": "I need some help, I'm a 23 year old white male, I'm from the USA and I am currently in a relationship with a 21 year old white female and we have been together for almost a year. We live together and have been together most of our life time. The problem is that I have this really strange, really big problem with my girlfriend. I have this weird fear that she is a lesbian and I can't shake it. I have this odd feeling that she is into other girls. I have this weird feeling that she is also into girls. She is definitely not a lesbian. She is a lesbian girl and I can tell by her mannerisms and way she talks and the way she acts and the way she makes me feel. I feel like I should have some kind of romantic and sexual attraction to other girls, but I don't. I have tried to talk to her about it, but she won't even acknowledge it and won't tell me what it is. I don't know if she is just not attracted to girls, or if it is really something else. I have tried to explain all of this to her but sh"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "bitcoin",
    "human": {
      "title": "The federal government can:",
      "text": "- Print unlimited money \n- Borrow unlimited money \n- Steal part of your paycheck  \n\nAnd yet they still find a way to stay broke."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "BTC is a bubble.",
      "text": "I'm not a believer or nothing that Bitcoin doesn't have a future. But to say that it's not a bubble is ridiculous."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "sex",
    "human": {
      "title": "My best friend talks to my bf about her sexual experiences",
      "text": "I recently found out that my best friend has been talking to my bf about her sexual experiences. I\u2019m not to worried over it, but I can\u2019t help think it\u2019s a bit odd. Idk if it\u2019s cause I don\u2019t like talking about mine and that she\u2019s more open about her experiences, but she\u2019s told him things that have taken her months to talk about to others (whom she is closer to). She\u2019s even mention things I\u2019ve said to her to him. I just don\u2019t know how to feel? Should I be worried? Or concerned? Is it my insecurity showing?? I don\u2019t know. I don\u2019t hold any jealous towards their friendship but I find it odd that she\u2019s gotten so close to him. definitely after she practically acted like she hated him and would be blatantly rude to him. Now she is telling him intimate details about her sex life. Should I be concerned? I trust my partner but I just think it\u2019s odd. Does anyone have any advice?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Condoms] I've never had sex before and I don't know what to expect",
      "text": "I'm [23m] looking for some advice on condoms and what to do the first time I have sex. I've never had sex before and I know I like the idea of having sex with a condom on but I'm not sure how I'm going to do it. I was under the impression that I would just have sex like I'm supposed to but I have no idea what kind of condoms I should be looking for. Should I go for the cheap ones? Should I buy a decent one? Or do you guys have any advice that would be helpful.\n\nI'm mainly concerned with condoms that will protect my dick from STDs, but I also have concerns about STDs in general. I am also worried about my partner getting pregnant.\n\nThanks to anyone that can help."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "wallstbets",
    "human": {
      "title": "[Free $25, free Spotify and 2% cashback] Crypto.com Visa Debit card",
      "text": " \n\nSo I tested [Crypto.com](https://crypto.com/) and wanted to make my own opinion about it:\n\nCrypto.com offers Visa debit cards that give 2% cashback and a range of other perks like free Spotify. This is a very big company. Recently [they started a huge ad campaign starring Matt Damon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hBC5TVdYT8) and they [bought the naming rights to the Staples Center in L.A. for 20 years](https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2021-11-16/crypto-staples).\n\nThe Ruby Steel card tier offers a **$25 instant bonus, free Spotify and 2% cashback on all purchases,** and a premium metal card. To get the card you need to stake \u20ac350 worth of CRO coins and hold it for 6 months. After this time you're free to sell them again (or keep if you want to retain the card benefits).\n\n**Important note:** you don't need to put crypto on the card, you can just load it with Euro or USD and spend it!\n\nAll cashbacks and bonuses are paid in the CRO cryptocurrency. You can immediately sell the C"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Who is the newest $1.00 player on WSB?",
      "text": "Post your money"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "math",
    "human": {
      "title": "Algebra. How is the prime number relevant",
      "text": "\nSo I got this Equation: \n\nP (x-5) = xy\n\nWhere P is any Prime number. \n\nMy answer was X =  5. Y = 0. Which I technically think is correct. But I dont see how the prime is relevant because I later tried P  = 10 or 8 and got the same answer. Have I been thinking wrong?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A math teacher who just finished her Ph.D. in mathematics, is writing a book on the development of the first proof book of the 20th century. What do you think?",
      "text": "She's on [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/math/comments/3xn1t0/a_math_teacher_who_just_finished_her_phd_in/) reddit thread, and [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/math/comments/3xn1t0/a_math_teacher_who_just_finished_her_phd_in/?ref=share&ref_source=link) reddit thread.\n\nIn the one linked to above, she has a bit about the book idea, and what a great job she did."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "jokes",
    "human": {
      "title": "Six Supreme Court justices, floating face-down in a river",
      "text": "All 6 conservative members of the SCOTUS got stranded in the woods with only a giant suitcase and a couple of paddles. Then they came to a raging river- it was fast-moving, wide and rocky but only waist deep. They began to bicker over how to get across. Kavanaugh, Thomas, and Gorsuch said \"We are strong and manly- We shall march across these raging waters unafraid!\"\n\nBarrett, Alito and Roberts countered- \"God has given us this suitcase  and paddles for a reason, it is clear He will guide us through these rocky waters.\" The disagreement persisted for a while, and eventually Kavanaugh, Thomas, and Gorsuch got on the suitcase with the others, still trying to persuade the others to do it their way. 15 minutes later, all 6 were found dead, drowned in the river.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nWhat happened? They overturned the case during Row vs. Wade arguments."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What do you call a man who has an erection?",
      "text": "A man with an erection!"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tipofmytongue",
    "human": {
      "title": "[TOMT][word] Journalism: the word for leaving out verbs in sentences",
      "text": "example:\n\n- Police [are] searching for the suspect\n- Drivers [are] baffled about the new traffic signage\n- Congress [is] debating a tax holiday\n- Suspect [is] seen on camera defacing campaign signs\n\nabout 15 years ago (was when I first noticed) reporters started talking like this, leaving out the words above that I put in [ ] . I'm not really sure about newspapers, because headlines are always limited by space. But maybe the same term applies to them too. \n\nHonestly I don't even know if there's a word for this. Personally I dont like it, but I need to know what it's called first so I can research it more. Thanks in advance if you know!"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[TOMT] What movie/show is this scene from??",
      "text": "I've been trying to figure out what movie this scene is from. It's from a movie or show (possibly a tv show as well) where an older married couple of the 1950s were having a row. The husband is telling the wife that she's being unfaithful and she replies \"If you think I've been unfaithful then you're in for a surprise.\"\n\nI'm trying to find that scene on YouTube or Netflix now, but I haven't found it yet. Can anyone help me out?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "legaladvice",
    "human": {
      "title": "Manager is threatening disciplinary action because I hooked up with someone on a work retreat and got caught.",
      "text": "I'm from Virginia but the incident occurred on a work trip in Florida, and the job is remote (based in California).\n\nLong story short, our company had booked a floor in a hotel in Florida for a 4 day work retreat. They paid for it.\n\nI met someone online and decided to have them over one night (the \"workday\" was over and it was our free time. It was about 10 PM). No judgement, please; I'm very sex-positive and I don't regret it. Since the whole floor was just our coworkers, it was easy to see if anyone happened to be there who wasn't in our company.\n\nAs luck would have it, my manager and a few other people were returning from somewhere the same time I was escorting the person back out so they could leave. SUPER IMPORTANT: It was NOT a coworker.\n\nUnfortunately, the way we we looked/acted, it must have been all too clear. I replayed the encounter a million times, then eventually it faded from caring.\n\nTwo days later on the last day, my manager asks to chat before breakfast. She goes on an"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Is it worth fighting a parking ticket?",
      "text": "Hey so a few months ago I got a parking ticket that was written on a residential street. It's a fine of 1 and a half month of parking time (which should be paid in 30 days).\n\nSo I'm wondering, would it be worth fighting it? I don't know what the court date is. I'm thinking of just paying the ticket and moving on with my life. But I'd like to know how this is handled, and if there is any kind of chance that I may get the ticket dismissed.\n\nThanks for any advice in advance."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "christianity",
    "human": {
      "title": "Please Keep us in Prayers",
      "text": "Good Day Saints of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. My name is Ken and my wife name is Anna. We tested positive for Covid and not handling it too well. Please keep us in prayers. May the Love of Christ and precious name of Jesus be honoured\ud83d\ude4f"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Please pray for my family. [Serious]",
      "text": "I'm really having problems getting the right words out. I'm not a religious person at all, and I don't really have any friends that are. My family doesn't know I'm here, they just know that they're hearing about the war.\n\nI have two sisters. One is 25, works in the hospital. The other is 27, a nurse. She's been volunteering at the hospital every day since the attack (she's been helping me move out). They're both here at home, and she's crying about her kids being there and about the situation.\n\nI'm in a hospital bed, alone. I'm getting really sick of the constant radio. I think about leaving, but I don't. The one thing I do know is that I will pray for God to protect us all, and I will pray for the hospital staff to protect everyone.\n\nI'm sorry if I'm just rambling. I just need to talk.\n\nPlease pray for my family. I'm really not a religious person, and I don't really have any friends that are."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "legaladvice",
    "human": {
      "title": "Name change from 14 years ago suddenly invalid, can\u2019t get ID. Also affecting legal guardianship (can\u2019t get my inheritance?)",
      "text": "Hi! I\u2019m in a bit of a pickle. Any advice would be greatly appreciated\u2026 In the state of CA.\n\nMy birth certificate had no middle name, so my grandparents (who adopted me) filed for a name change 14 years ago.\n\nBirth certificate: John [no middle name] Smith\n\nThey wrote a middle name in on my name change paperwork which was filed and approved 14 years ago.\n\nApproved name change paperwork:\nFormerly known as: John Thompson Smith\nNew name: Travis Matthew Reed\n\nI\u2019ve been going by Travis Matthew Reed for 14 years with SSI cards and everything but suddenly can\u2019t get ID. At the DMV, they told me \u201cWhere does Thompson come from? This doesn\u2019t match the birth certificate.\u201d\n\nI called the original court where it was filed and since I\u2019ve long since moved out if the county, and this is also 14 years ago, the records are gone and they can\u2019t help me.\n\nI\u2019m also concerned I won\u2019t be able to collect inheritance because my legal guardianship has John Thompson Smith on it.\n\nWhat do I do?\n\nNote: \u2019m legally blind"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "My father is a deadbeat and I want to get his assets, but I have no documentation on my father. I can't afford an attorney to handle this myself.",
      "text": "I live in Oklahoma. I want to file a petition for my father's assets after he passed away. My mother was the executor of his will, and it was not contested.\n\nI can't afford an attorney - I'll need to take it to small claims court and pay my own filing fee.\n\nDoes anyone know of some resources or resources for family law? \n\nWhat can I do to get a better idea of where to begin the process?\n\nWhat kind of documentation should I gather? I've already made two trips to the courthouse to get a signature from the executor, but my father is a bad liar and has been lying through his teeth to my mother about where the assets are. \n\nShould I hire an attorney for the petition?\n\nI've made a lot of assumptions based on what I've found, but I don't know if there's any truth to any of it. I'm not trying to make this any worse, I just want some guidance.\n\nThank you for your time in reading this and I look forward to your feedback.\n\n-M"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "whowouldwin",
    "human": {
      "title": "Every nation is represented by its most badass historical ruler in a fighting tournament. Which nation wins, and with who?",
      "text": "If the most badass, or generally most dangerous, best at fighting, strongest, etc person who ever ruled every nation on the planet were to throw down in a fighting tournament, which nation would come out on top, and with who representing them? \n\nEvery nation picks its most dangerous former ruler and enters them in the battle. This can include kings, emperors, prime ministers, presidents, etc. The ruler doesn't have to have ruled the modern version of the nation, so Roman Emperor can fight for Italy or Mesopotamian ruler can fight for Iraq. Everyone understands the stakes and are fighting seriously. \n\n***\n\n- **Round 1:** Bracket style tournament. Melee weapons only.\n\n- **Round 2:** Battle royale. Melee weapons allowed also."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "The Godfather v. The Hobbit",
      "text": "Both of them have to survive a week in a secluded cabin to a small settlement.\n\nNo outside help or resources.\n\nInjured characters (injured or otherwise) can help but can't be healed.\n\nThey're both bloodlusted.\n\nWho would win?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "confession",
    "human": {
      "title": "I used to steal small items and lie about them when I was younger",
      "text": "FYI: I suck at telling stories\nWhen I was younger, think about 7 - 11 years old, I would steal stuff, small items I though were cool and then lie about where I got them from. \n\nI\u2019m pretty sure this started around the time when all the boys were stealing cool tyre valve caps. anyway, my best friend at the time him and his brother had the coolest stuff and I\u2019m not sure if it was jealousy or i just liked what they had but I stole 4 of his brothers warhammer figurines and put them on my book shelf in my room (I lived over the road from them at the time and we saw each other almost every day) any way he come over and i got really excited that I had these figurines that i just had to show how cool they were. Any way, he recognised that they were his brothers and I of course denied they were and said they came with another toy I had, his brother comes over and says that they are his so he ends up taking them and we all continue about our day like nothing had happened, I think my mum was a lit"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I am a former gay prostitute and I'm doing my part to help others who want to be free of the chains of the gay lifestyle.",
      "text": "I had no reason to be a prostitute, I was a good person. But what I am is a product of the system and a product of the system's failures. \n\nI became a drug addict, I became addicted to opiates (and I'm still addicted). It's a vicious cycle, I'm in it for the money, no matter how long I can keep it up. \n\nI feel it's my duty as a human to help people who want to get out of that. I know for a fact that people who are in my position are out there and desperate, they need help. \n\nI just want to make it easier for them. I have a lot of experience in the field so I have a lot of knowledge, it's up to me to help and I am here to do that. \n\nI also have a lot of experience with therapy, I've spent a little over 5 years in it and over half of that was on the streets. I know what it's like to be on the outside looking in. I know what it's like to be on the inside looking in. \n\nI'm a human being too, I'm not some kind of animal. I know what it's like to be an animal, I'm not some kind of a human an"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "movies",
    "human": {
      "title": "Ridley Scott\u2019s Legend is one of the most gorgeous movies I have ever seen",
      "text": "The 80s were loaded with fantasy movies. Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Return to Oz, Willow, The NeverEnding Story, etc. A lot of them have grown acclaim and cult followings, however, the one that struck me the most visually was 1985's [Legend.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osl8wIar4aI&ab_channel=MovieTrailersandSoundtracks)\n\nOne thing I've noticed about Ridley Scott movies after watching a huge chunk of his filmography is that even when the script is poor, the movie will still look amazing. Not even with the special effects either but with atmosphere and production design. I'll always cite his 2006 romantic comedy A Good Year with Russell Crowe and Marion Cotillard as an example. There's [a scene where the two leads go out for a date](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7owQJ6XmV5M&ab_channel=AnastasiaDask) and I just remember being in awe how amazing the atmosphere and set design in that scene was.\n\nBut back to Legend. I'm not going to act like Legend has the most engaging story out th"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What are the best films that can be watched/watched to by just one person?",
      "text": "I like to watch movies alone. I don't like to watch films with other people. I don't like to watch films with people that I don't know. I don't like to watch films with a group of people that I don't know. And I like to watch films with people that I do know.\n\nSo, what are the best films that can be watched by just one person?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fitness",
    "human": {
      "title": "Anyone know of studies into how much fitness is gained from full days of exercise (rather than shorter sessions)? E.g. cycle touring",
      "text": "Hey folks.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nI'm a lapsed cyclist trying to get back into training in time for an upcoming triathlon. What I really enjoy, far more than 'training for the sake of training' is going for long multi-day cycle tours, often carrying a tent and wild camping. As a student, 5+ day trips of 80-100 mile days with 20+kgs of equipment on the back up the hills of Scotland & northern England lead to some of the best fitness of my life. So it leads me to wonder.  \n\n\nAll the news articles and research papers I've ever read about training and exercise talk about short, daily / etc sessions. But **is there research into the effects of longer-form exercise?** \n\n&#x200B;\n\nOpinions and experiences also welcomed! \ud83d\ude42"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How do you prevent muscle soreness? I'm tired of feeling soreness",
      "text": "I have tried a few things. I don't like running. I don't like lifting weights. I don't like doing cardio. I don't like running in a rainstorm. I don't like swimming. \n\nI'm tired of feeling sore, and my joints are starting to suffer. So I'm wondering if there's a way to prevent this from happening. Or if there's a way to stop it from happening. I'm tired of not being able to sleep because of muscle soreness. I'm tired of being tired. \n\nI tried going to the doctor for an MRI and hearing that I'm fine. I went to the gym for about 1 hour and still felt sore. I tried stretching and foam rolling. \n\nThis is the third day in a row of not feeling tired anymore, and the fifth day in a row of not feeling sore. I'm going to give up on stretching and foam rolling the muscles. \n\nHow can I prevent this from happening? If I do yoga, can I stretch without pain? If I do yoga, can I do it without feeling like I'm hurting myself? If I do yoga, can I do it without feeling like I'm hurting myself? If I do y"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dreams",
    "human": {
      "title": "Idk what to call this",
      "text": "So last night I had an absolute headache of a dream in that it was so complicated and much more intricate than my dreams usually are. It started off with me in some kind of overnight camp with a bunch of other people, but there were these three people that only I could see and no one else could. I kept trying to figure out if this was the case of not, and I remember at one point we all went to the washroom to wash our hands and there was already someone at one of the sinks. But as we were walking towards the sinks, the person only made eye contact with me and seemed to not notice the others at all. Then we (everyone at the camp) went to some kind of workshop where we learned how to make some kind of machine from scratch, and then we all went on an adventure through some old ruins and eventually made an airplane to fly back to the city?? Anyways by this point my three friends who were only visible to me had disappeared. And reality got kinda funky, because I was able to pause and rewind"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I dreamt a spider flew into my room and I shot it.",
      "text": "I woke up feeling like I've been bitten or something. I felt the pain and shock but it was only from the pain and shock. I also feel that it was a dream or hallucination because I don't feel that, I feel it was a real experience."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "prorevenge",
    "human": {
      "title": "No drinks , no tip.",
      "text": "So I'm working at a huge party/concert/misc. event locations and I'm the guy responsible for refilling the bars with drinks every time the bartender males an order and also picking up the used glasses and pints to bring them to the washing station we have.\nIn general Im the guy the helps the bars running there. Sometimes there are 2 or 3 of us in a shift but other times not.\n\nThere can be nights that there 5 bars open and the place is full with around 3.000 people.\n\nJust to give you a taste of what the job looks like when the place is packed on a typical friday/saturday night ,imagine that you have to carry and deliver  around 20 beer kegs, each with a  weight of ~65kgs (~130lbs)  and around 60 cases of beer and soft drinks just when you start your shift.\n When something goes out at the bar the bartender makes a new order that I have to deliver. And this goes on all night long , from 17.00 till 06:00 and sometimes of there are any Goa parties till 11:00.\n\nAlso just to give another tast"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Fucked my way into the vice-principals' office.",
      "text": "I recently got my first job at a corporate office. I've been working here for a couple of months, and in those couple of months, I've gotten a good feel for the place, and I've learned a lot about the office culture, and the culture of my peers.\n\nAnyways, I really enjoy the work, and I enjoy my coworkers. As a result, I try to be an asset to the place, and I try to do my best to be an asset to my coworkers. This is usually met with a lot of support, but there are some things I need to work on.\n\nOne thing I'm not really good at is being an asset to the company (or other colleagues). I'm not very experienced, and I've never done a lot of work like this. I've never dealt with this kind of stuff before, so I'm not sure how to handle it. For example, I'm not sure how to deal with this kind of stuff that involves the company's \"branding\" - I've never been involved in this kind of work before, and I'm not sure how to handle this kind of stuff. How can I deal with this kind of stuff?\n\nAnother "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "jokes",
    "human": {
      "title": "An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream. A passing shepherd calls out \"Dinnae drink frae that, it's all fulla coo piss an shite!\"",
      "text": "The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent \"I'm terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen's English?\"\n\nAnd the shepherd says \"I'm terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?\""
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What's the most dangerous class at college?",
      "text": "Euclid."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "jokes",
    "human": {
      "title": "Lots of guys aren't too happy with getting a \"dad bod\" eventually in life. But I'd say im pretty excited for it",
      "text": "Because it's the closest thing I'm gonna get to having a father figure in my life"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I made a joke about the internet.",
      "text": "I don't know if it's that bad, but it went over their heads."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "crazyideas",
    "human": {
      "title": "They should add a \"no politics\" rule to r/CrazyIdeas",
      "text": "Every post lately is about politics. And they aren't even whacky ideas that fit the sub, they're usually good ideas but they absolutely don't match the subreddit."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Dress up as a doctor and go into a hospital and have the patients test you on how to diagnose them.",
      "text": "This way you can take it a step further to actually help people rather than waste your time with pointless questions."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "I [26F] am having a very hard time breaking up with my boyfriend [35M] of five years",
      "text": "I have pretty much come to the decision that I have to completely break up with my  long time live-in partner. I have told him as much, but we've yet to iron things out. The following are my reasons, though of course these are vast over-simplification of things and as you might understand, I can't possibly lay out all the dynamics of a 5 year relationship.\n\n\n- I have mental health issues that gets aggrevated whenever he's around\n- I don't want to burden him with said issues any longer as they are quite significant and affect our daily lives\n- I have realized our age gap and the fact that I have met him when I was quite young have made things somehow unfair for us\n- Related to the last line, I just have lots of regrets and whatifs playing around in my mind and has been badly craving \"other\" things (relationships, experiences, people, sex, etc.) I have suggested the idea of open relationships, but it didn't work out\n- I am sexually unsatisfied\n- He is financially unstable and has no conc"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Me [27 F] with my bf [27 M] of four years just started seeing someone else. Does it mean we're done?",
      "text": "I really love my bf and I don't think I'd be able to go through with this. I've been thinking about breaking up with him because I can't imagine being with someone else. The reason I ask is because he has been seeing this girl. I know his friend, her bf, and my bf. The girl is basically a friend.\n\nI think she's a bit older than him, they're in their mid twenties. They met in his office and he's been hanging out with her a few times a week. They were on his Facebook too and he's seen her.\n\nI'm really trying to convince my bf to stop seeing this girl and just focus on me and not just see her. I don't want to end up hurting him.\n\nHow do you guys think I should handle this?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "awakened",
    "human": {
      "title": "How did you find your soul purpose and mission?",
      "text": "Methods for an anxious person would help a lot."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "The most beautiful song was written by God himself, and it's not one we can write.",
      "text": "The song of Life. The song of the universe. The song of existence. The song of creation. The song of creation. It is the song of creation. It is in all the creation, and it is in you. It is in you. It is in the world and the world is in you. It is in the tree that you are sitting in front of. The universe is in you, and it is all and only in you.\n\n\n\nIt is in you."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tipofmytongue",
    "human": {
      "title": "[TOMT] [Comedy] Character comes out of the opticians wearing new \u2018glasses\u2019 they\u2019re the strange frame things the optician uses to work out your prescription.",
      "text": "I think the character is a bit of an odd sort, it\u2019s likely British and I think it\u2019s on the older side"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[TOMT][Movie] About a man going through a breakup and being forced to go to hell",
      "text": "I'm trying to remember a movie, but I can't remember the title. I can only remember one scene. It's a man who's going through a break up and it's a story about him being forced to go to hell. \nIt's kind of a horror movie, so I know it's from the 90s, but I'm not sure."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "amitheasshole",
    "human": {
      "title": "AITA for telling my husband to quit waking me up?",
      "text": "AITA for calling my husband out on this? Without fail every time my (29f) husband (37m) wakes up in the middle of the night he wakes me fully up to ask me what time it is.  \n\nBoth of us sleep with our cellphones charging next to our beds.  So, it\u2019s just as easy for him to reach out and check the time on his own phone as it is for him to wake me up and ask me.\n\nMy husband says I\u2019m being AH because I\u2019m making a big deal out of nothing.  I say, waking me up for something meaningless that he can do for himself with less effort than he expends asking me shows a complete disregard for me and is really selfish of him.  \n\nNow, I know you\u2019re going to say that I\u2019m making a huge deal out of nothing.  But, it\u2019s not like this is a sometimes thing.  He does it often, several times a week.  And when he does it it always takes me forever to fall back to sleep. \n\nWe both work full time jobs and have an infant.  I do 100% of the nighttime baby duties because my husband commutes farther than I do. So, he"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "AITA for wanting to see where my SO's (23F) new BF (24M) is?",
      "text": "This is a throwaway account, if you need to find out who I am, use google.\n\nSo my SO and I have been together for over 4 years now, and our relationship is pretty good. We've had our ups and downs, but overall we've been happy together. This is where the problem comes in. I want my SO to meet him. We've got some mutual friends who he's talking to and wants to meet up with.\n\nI really want her to meet him. I feel like I can't imagine life without her. He seems like such a good friend and I really hope he's a good person. I don't want to be a bad friend.\n\nI told her I wanted her to meet him, and she said she would, but she's not sure she wants to go through with it. She's still kind of new to dating, so I feel like she hasn't really had experience with dating. She's been doing some online dating, but I still really want to just see the actual person.\n\nMy question is, is it wrong of me to want my SO to meet him? I just want to see the person, not the person she's dating. Is it a deal break"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "hobbydrama",
    "human": {
      "title": "[Movies] Morbius Sweep: How an Internet Meme Caused a Mediocre Superhero Movie to Bomb at the Box Office Twice",
      "text": "With the sheer number of superhero movies being released nowadays, it\u2019s not uncommon to see one that focuses on one of a studio\u2019s more obscure characters. One such film was [Morbius](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5108870/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0), which follows the acclaimed biochemist Michael Morbius and how he gained vampire-like powers after attempting to cure himself of his rare blood condition. When the dust settled on his theatrical debut, his movie became an lesson on the importance of recognizing irony.\n\n#The Morb Awakens\n\nThe first serious talk of putting The Living Vampire on the big screen began in 2017, with plans [to include the character in Sony\u2019s Spider-Man Universe](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/spider-man-spinoff-morbius-living-vampire-movie-works-power-rangers-writers-1056702/). Production of Morbius\u2019s standalone film began in 2018, with Daniel Espinosa as director and Jared Leto playing the titular Michael Morbius. After two years of production, the film"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Cantina] The controversy around the actor's performance in \"A New Hope.\"",
      "text": "I'll start by saying I love Star Wars, but I hate how much we talk about this now.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7HmZ_Zm3U\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6zYj2cGXc\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0gFzgJG5E\n\nI get that Rey is a new hero, and that's great. But I get that the reason people love Kylo so much is because he's a bit of a wacky character that's unlike most characters. \n\nIn the original trilogy, I didn't feel like there was much of a reason to care about the character. He was just a villain that was a bit of a jerk. \n\nIn the sequel trilogy, I think the reason people love him so much is that they saw him as a hero as a kid, and now they see it's been a decade and he is a hero, and they're just kind of sad that he's not who he used to be."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "etymology",
    "human": {
      "title": "Keys to a City",
      "text": " \n\nBasically it's a practice that dates right back to the Roman empire, and later the medieval ages. During Roman times, the pomerium or the boundary of the city was regarded as sacred, and magistrates, generals could not enter it. However in certain special cases, exceptions were made during victory celebrations, when the victorious general could enter the city for a day.\n\nDuring the Medieval ages, when people lived in walled, fortified cities, it became imperative, to protect their security and civic rights. Due to this soldiers could only camp outside the city walls, and not enter it. Only troops that earned the trust of the local population, because of their actions could enter the city, and this concept was called the **Freedom of the City.** In some cases, giving this status, also freed serfs from bondage, conferring on them the title of \"freemen\".\n\nThe concept of handing over **Keys to a City** is more followed in the US, and it is more or less a symbolic honor, conferred on vis"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Why is it \"loud\" when compared to \"quiet\"?",
      "text": "I know the etymology for \"loud\" has nothing to do with the meaning I would imagine.\n\nIt seems like the origin of the word for loud comes from the Latin \"laudare\", which means \"to be loud\" in Ancient Latin, \"laudare\" comes from the verb \"laudere\", to shout.\n\nHowever, the word \"loud\" has a lot of context. How do you compare the two?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "awakened",
    "human": {
      "title": "Dancing and embarrassment",
      "text": "I\u2019ve noticed that with the development of an awakened state I love to dance more, I find it so much fun, I\u2019m not very good at it, but I just love it. I have also found that I don\u2019t get embarrassed often anymore; I was always one of those people who wouldn\u2019t do anything which would bring attention to me, but now I just don\u2019t feel like this. I no longer feel too bothered what others think of me and often people respond positively to this, and if if they don\u2019t I don\u2019t feel offended, embarrassed, or deterred by their perceptions and opinions.\n\nWould love to hear others developments of an internal feeling of freedom from embarrassment and what it has done for your mental state?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'm not sure if awakening is real.",
      "text": "I'm not sure if awakening is real.\n\nThat is all. Nothing more."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fantheories",
    "human": {
      "title": "Dr. Strange 2: The Book Of The Vishanti's solution to stopping The Scarlet Witch...",
      "text": "....Was exactly what occured.\n\nIf you look closely in the book, before it is destroyed, we see clearly the image of a star.\n\nChavez creates star shaped portals into other worlds.\n\nI think the solution the book was going to give them was basically what occured: To stop Wanda, send her into a universe using the powers of America Chavez where her children can see what she has become. Then, the scarlet witch will destroy herself.\n\nIf anything i think the book may have even provided clear instructions on how to control Chavez's powers so that she could do the thing."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[MCU] The reason the Avengers and the X-Men are always fighting each other in Marvel movies is because the same person is always behind the scenes.",
      "text": "I was rewatching The Avengers this week and noticed that the guy who plays Baron von Strucker never had the mask off in any of the movies.  He is always the one who is behind the scenes, even though he is only in one of the movies.  This makes sense as he is the mastermind behind the Avengers' mission.  So lets see if I can make sense of it. \n\nFor the sake of keeping the theory as simple as possible, Baron von Strucker is going to be the mastermind behind the Avengers' missions.  In the MCU, the Avengers' missions have usually been a secret.  This is why Captain America is never seen in public because he has been covertly helping out the Avengers for years.  In the comics, the Avengers are always fighting each other and always seem to be fighting each other, so it makes sense that von Strucker would be behind the whole thing.\n\nNow I will leave it up to you to decide what the plan is for the Avengers/X-Men to get to where they are going.  Does the plan involve the formation of the Aveng"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "vxjunkies",
    "human": {
      "title": "I used a text-transformer to produce VX4 safety warnings. Some things were spot on, but also some glaring errors and omissions.",
      "text": "With all the talk lately about what neural nets can do, I figured I'd use a text generator and see what it knew about VX.  Human written prompts are in bold, the rest is machine generated.\n\n---\n**Congratulations on your new (refurbished) VX4 device. This device contains numerous thin filaments that may be hard to see and thus hazardous, and can produce an unstable Warnock field if not properly calibrated. To reduce the risk of injury when using this machine, proceed as follows:**\n\n1. Before you begin running any samples, calibrate your instrument. Start the machine with your sample in the sample compartment, and check your instruments to ensure that you have removed all of the built-in magnets and field coils. If not, remove the magnets. You will need your user guide to find them and remove the field coils.\n2. Turn off all the power sources, then place the safety shield as shown.\n3. Do not touch any of the thin filaments except the filament labeled A.\n4. Using a cotton swab or pencil e"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "The real reason you shouldn't buy a VX unit.",
      "text": "I was watching an old guy on YouTube. He said something like, \"I've been collecting VX parts for decades, but I never really understood how this works.\" Or something like that. So I gave him some of my old parts, and we did some experiments. He didn't seem to understand how our tech worked, and I told him, \"Yes, I can't explain it to you, but I can show you if you want.\"\n\nNow the guy didn't even know where to get the parts he wanted. So I told him, \"Here, these are the only parts you can buy at my shop. They are brand new, and they will work perfectly.\"\n\nAt that moment I realized that I needed to get a new shop. The old guy said, \"I'm not going to pay double for one more part and a bit of chalk!\"\n\nSo I said, \"Well, I can't let you buy the new ones now. Just give me one more of the old ones and I'll send you a new one!\"\n\nSo, he took the old ones and he went to work on them. The new one I gave him was a little bit better, but most of the benefits are the same.\n\nAfter he was done we talke"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tipofmytongue",
    "human": {
      "title": "[TOMT][word] Journalism: the word for leaving out verbs in sentences",
      "text": "example:\n\n- Police [are] searching for the suspect\n- Drivers [are] baffled about the new traffic signage\n- Congress [is] debating a tax holiday\n- Suspect [is] seen on camera defacing campaign signs\n\nabout 15 years ago (was when I first noticed) reporters started talking like this, leaving out the words above that I put in [ ] . I'm not really sure about newspapers, because headlines are always limited by space. But maybe the same term applies to them too. \n\nHonestly I don't even know if there's a word for this. Personally I dont like it, but I need to know what it's called first so I can research it more. Thanks in advance if you know!"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[TOMT][TV SHOW] \"Mystery\" show.",
      "text": "This is kind of a weird one, since I think I've seen it on TV but not sure. I have an image of the episode but I'm not sure.\n\nSo the show is set in a small town, and I think there's a man and woman, that I think have a child together. The father is abusive or something, and the mother is a stay at home mom. The father is an ex-con and they both seem to get a lot of work, so they are living like a couple. (I'm not sure if I'm describing it very well, let me know that you need more info)\n\nWhat I remember is that the mother doesn't like her husband and tries to get him back. The father says that he's going to kill himself, but as I remember it, he doesn't follow through on anything. I think the mother then takes her child to her neighbor who's a cop, she gives him a ride somewhere and he comes back and tells her what the man did. And the mother is like \"you're the one that killed him! You didn't do anything!\" And the man gets mad and kills himself.\n\nThat's as much as I remember, but I rea"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "copypasta",
    "human": {
      "title": "Dear women,",
      "text": "The United States will soon ban abortion country wide. So, how will you get one now? Simple. Fly to Canada. \"But how will I get the money to fly there?\" This is where NFTs come in. I am going to give a step by step process on how to afford a plane ticket with NFT Trading."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "From another thread on /r/CringeAnarchy",
      "text": "I can't wait to see what kind of shit we're gonna get from the /r/CringeAnarchy/posting community."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "lifeprotips",
    "human": {
      "title": "LPT: If you drink a lot of fruit juice from the grocery store, consider taking an empty jug and pouring half a new bottle into it. Fill both to the top with water. Shake. Even diluted 1:1, you can barely tell the difference and you will get twice the value and half the sugar.",
      "text": "Your kids probably won't notice. If it's too watery, try a 2:1 ratio of juice to water."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "LPT: You don't need a knife or scissors for taking out the battery contacts on a smartphone.",
      "text": "I usually take my phone apart after I've used it for a few days and find all the battery contacts are bent and broken. They're not glued in. The ones that need to be removed can usually be pulled out with a screwdriver."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "markmywords",
    "human": {
      "title": "MMW: \"Who killed Brian Griffin?\" will be answered in the inevitable Family Guy movie.",
      "text": "Yes. \n\nI know its been years since that episode aired, where brian was runover by a car as a gimmick and then it is never answered who did it.\n\nWell, i think its because we will get that answer one day in the future, when family does a Family Guy: The Movie.\n\nMcFarlane has stated the only reason they havent done a theatrical released film is because he only wants to do it when they want to do something they cannot do on tv. It has been confirmed a movie is in the works as far back as 2019, with another detail stating it will be live action and a musical.\n\nI think a large portion or reveal of the plot will be that someone went back in time and knowingly killed Brian Griffin."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "MMW: There will be a new Overwatch expansion.",
      "text": "The game has a lot of potential, and I think Blizzard could really benefit from another expansion."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dota2",
    "human": {
      "title": "There should be a sound for when an item gets added to your inventory",
      "text": "Giving people items is a common tactic in high level games, giving bottle to your 4 when they tp mid, giving tango, dropping items for whoever just respawned so they can deliver them for you etc. However, the lack of sound effect or any form of notification makes these situations feel awkward and even unintentional as it's rare you are immediately aware an item even got added to your inventory. Pretty much anytime I give someone an item I have to ping it and remind them over voice that I've just given it to them.\n\nI think a simple non-intrusive sound effect similar to the chat sound would be a great addition to making players feel like this is something that should be taken advantage of, as opposed to just a remnant of how items worked in Warcraft 3 which is how it makes me feel right now. Additionally a sound for when items get dropped on the ground would be great for when you drop items from your stash for people who are in the fountain."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[B]Day[4] of the International!",
      "text": "https://store.dota2.com/en-us/product/dota-starcraft-iii-edition-for-pc/4117"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "jokes",
    "human": {
      "title": "An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream. A passing shepherd calls out \"Dinnae drink frae that, it's all fulla coo piss an shite!\"",
      "text": "The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent \"I'm terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen's English?\"\n\nAnd the shepherd says \"I'm terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?\""
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Why don't the kids play with their toys anymore?",
      "text": "Because they're playing with the girls!"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "legaladvice",
    "human": {
      "title": "family want to send me to yemen and force marriage at 17yr",
      "text": "i am 17 i live in nyc and my family want to send me back to yemen next month and force a marriage, i dont want to so what can i do about it ?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I have a question about an old job I was a part-time employee at 30 years ago. I worked as a part-time employee at a supermarket, from 11 PM to 8 AM on Monday through Friday. I worked there for 3 years but quit because of a lack of opportunities.",
      "text": "On Sunday night I went to a family gathering. I worked 9pm to 7:30 AM. I worked 12 hours on Monday and 6 hours on Tuesday. \n\nI got to work at 11am and I was told: \"We're closed. Get out.\" At this time I was not angry and I didn't ask for an explanation. I just got up and left. That's it. \n\nI don't know what to do. I have all the paperwork and I have receipts to prove that I worked on the weekend. I don't have any of my files with me. I don't have a phone number that I can call for an additional answer. I have no proof of working on a weekend. I don't know what to do...\n\nI have contacted my former supervisor at the time to ask if there is any way I can get some sort of recompense. I have also contacted the corporate office and they have not replied. I am trying to get some sort of resolution. What should I do?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "neoliberal",
    "human": {
      "title": "\"The Democrats had 40 years to codify Roe v Wade\" ... - When exactly was this possible?",
      "text": "In the last 40 years there have been 4 Republican presidents and 3 Democratic presidents. The Republicans have been in the White House for longer during this period of time. \n\nAny bill that a Democratic congress passed under a Republican president would have been vetoed by that president. Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump never had to work with Democrats having both the House and the Senate anyway. George H.W. Bush did have a Democratic congress to work with but are you telling me he would have signed into law a bill to codify Roe? He signed a bill to raise taxes and was villified by his party and challenged from his right for re-election. George. W Bush in his last two years had a Democratic congress to work with and he certainly would not have signed such a bill. His approach to the stem-cell debate was proof alone and his entire domestic policy presidency was based around being pro-faith whatever that meant.\n\nSo I guess in theory the Democratic congress under those Republican president"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Why does everyone hate the military?",
      "text": "Military as in \"I want to be in the military\". Military as in \"I'm willing to die for my country\"."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "rant",
    "human": {
      "title": "WHY THE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCK DO I HAVE TO PAY A SUBSCRIPTION TO SIGN A CHRIST FUCKING DOCUMENT",
      "text": "ThIs HaS tO bE sIgNeD iN aCrObAt PrO\n\nExcuse me, motherfucker?\n\nI am not buying something just to sign my name in a fancy fucking font, I'll use some random free thing on the internet.\n\nOH I CAN'T HAVE THAT UNTIL I START A FREE TRAIL AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT UNTIL I GOT TO THE END OF THE DOCUMENT!?\n\nGodmother fucking christ on the cross, what a fucking scam."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Why is there a \"I'll be back\" feature in the comment section?!",
      "text": "I'm in the middle of writing a reddit post, and I'm trying to figure out how to post the link here. I realize that the first few times it's almost impossible to do this without a long series of random letters and spaces that are impossible to type. But no, I'm not going to wait for you to do it. So I'm going to post the link.\n\nThen you just fucking do it. Why is that. You can come back when you fucking do it.\n\nI hate the people on this site who will just sit there and do nothing. Why is that the most frustrating to me? I'm just going to go sit here and do nothing all day?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "changemyview",
    "human": {
      "title": "CMV: The position that abortion is bad because of \"future consciousness\" is inconsistent",
      "text": "A lot of people who argue for pro choice will say that an early fetus does not need to be given moral consideration because it's not yet had a conscious experience. The response to this is normally that it *will* have one at some point in the future (idk the exact time, some places say 18 weeks, some 24, that's not really the point right now). \n\nMy issue with this is that if we are starting to care about future things, then it's completely arbitrary to draw the line at conception. An egg also has a future possible conscious experience. If the woman has sex it can be fertilised. So is a woman choosing not to have sex, equally as morally bad as a woman having a first trimester abortion? \n\nOr what about looking further into the future. People's children will have children, so would someone theoretically be causing an infinite amount of loss of these future conscious experience when they choose not to have a kid? \n\nI feel like the line is arbitrarily drawn at the point of conception when r"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "CMV: The idea of \"socializing\" is retarded",
      "text": "I understand the idea of socializing. That's why it's called socializing; because you do it with other people.\n\nI see a huge difference between \"socializing\" with your friends and \"socializing\" with your family.\n\n> **socializing is a practice of engaging in personal relations with other individuals**, usually for the purpose of mutual enrichment.\n\n> **socializing has a social component, that is, it is a social activity, in the sense that it is performed by persons with specific social roles**, and is usually carried out in the context of social and socialized environments.\n\n-Wikipedia\n\nYou can go around in a circle with your friends and not socialize. Or you can go around with your family and socialize with them more. That doesn't make the process of socializing any less social.\n\nPeople socialize with their family. They socialize with their friends. They socialize in a way that is socially acceptable."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dreams",
    "human": {
      "title": "Idk what to call this",
      "text": "So last night I had an absolute headache of a dream in that it was so complicated and much more intricate than my dreams usually are. It started off with me in some kind of overnight camp with a bunch of other people, but there were these three people that only I could see and no one else could. I kept trying to figure out if this was the case of not, and I remember at one point we all went to the washroom to wash our hands and there was already someone at one of the sinks. But as we were walking towards the sinks, the person only made eye contact with me and seemed to not notice the others at all. Then we (everyone at the camp) went to some kind of workshop where we learned how to make some kind of machine from scratch, and then we all went on an adventure through some old ruins and eventually made an airplane to fly back to the city?? Anyways by this point my three friends who were only visible to me had disappeared. And reality got kinda funky, because I was able to pause and rewind"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A long-lost friend that I have never seen in my life?",
      "text": "I had a dream last night about a friend I haven't seen in two years. She had also never had any contact with me either, and it was nice to see her. We had a few adventures together and I even got to hug her a little bit.\n\nI don't even remember her face, but she was a lovely person. The dream was pretty vivid.\n\nAnyway, I'd love to know from you, what the hell is this?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "prorevenge",
    "human": {
      "title": "Don't mess with an engineer",
      "text": "I worked for a company that provides specialised equipment used in manufacturing. (To protect my anonymity I'll have to be vague about what exactly this machine does.) During my time working in this field I got to know many clients who would need these machines installed and serviced. \n\nOne of these customers we'll call Jake. I later left the company to for a different job, but Jake apparently kept my number. \n\nOne afternoon I got a call from Jake that they wanted a new unit installing and another unit needed maintenance and wanted to know if I was available. I let him know that I left the company but that I could pass him on to someone who could help. He tells me he'll pay 2x my current rate to install the unit over the weekend. He lets me know that the company has increased the rates for installation and the company just can't afford it. The instructions they sent over just aren't clear enough and their engineers are scratching their heads trying to figure it out. He begs me to consi"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Racist ex-friend doesn't know how you can spell his last name.",
      "text": "First post, sorry if it's not properly formatted, I'm new to Reddit.\n\nI'll try to keep it short and sweet.\n\nI've had a rough few months with my long-term best friend. He's a big part of my life, and we've had a number of heated arguments. He is a fairly intelligent and hardworking man. I, however, have a tendency to get upset when I lose or make mistakes.\n\nAs the story starts, we were both in the middle of a heated argument. I'm a bit of a perfectionist, and sometimes my work will be a bit messy. So I'm always on the lookout for any little mistakes that could be the cause of the issues on both our end.\n\nWell, I was checking his work, and I was going over things, I mean I was explaining his mistakes, but he was going off on a tangent about the things I do (and how annoying it is). I was trying to explain the mistakes he was making, and he kept saying \"You're not explaining your mistakes. You're explaining mine!\"\n\nNow, this is where my first love for the internet came in. I'm a student, "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "asoiaf",
    "human": {
      "title": "Rereading AGOT is painful (spoilers main)",
      "text": "Reading it and knowing what happens to the Starks especially Ned just feels very sad, I can barely continue it. Does this happen to anyone else"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Did the show and books diverge significantly?",
      "text": "I'm thinking of trying to start reading the books, but I don't know where to start, or how to do it. The show's been pretty good so far, but the dialogue is so cliche that I can't really take it seriously.\n\nI've been watching the series now for a little over 4 months, and I've come to enjoy the show a lot more than the book. The book didn't catch me off guard, it was pretty much the typical plotline that's been established for the show since season 1, but I think people who watch the show for the dialogue are going to find it a bit too cliche for their taste.\n\nNow, I'm not saying that the book isn't good, it's just that I found it a bit annoying to listen to because of the way it's written. I know that you can write a dialogue that's not cheesy, but it's just that the dialogue is so cliche to me.\n\nCan you go into more detail on your thoughts on this?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "legaladvice",
    "human": {
      "title": "family want to send me to yemen and force marriage at 17yr",
      "text": "i am 17 i live in nyc and my family want to send me back to yemen next month and force a marriage, i dont want to so what can i do about it ?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Can a landlord legally charge a pet deposit for damage after the lease has ended?",
      "text": "My girlfriend and I are moving out and both of us signed a lease stating that we would be paying two months rent, $300 and $400 respectively for the deposit. \n\nI was in a car accident yesterday and my car has a broken driver's side mirror. I told her I'd pay for the damage. When I went to the store, she said she would pay for the damage. I asked her if she would pay for the damages. She said that she would but she was afraid that the cops would take my car. I told her we'd go to the store and she would pay for the damage. She said she would buy a new car and I'd pay for the damages. \n\nWe have already paid for the damage and the new car was in the shop today for a new mirror. \n\nThis happened because we had been paying the $300 deposit for the last two months and she only paid the $400 for today. \n\nIs it legal for her to charge me for the damage after the lease has ended? \n\nI've read that if you sign a lease for $300 but you end up spending $400 you can't charge you for the $300. Is ther"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "iama",
    "human": {
      "title": "I\u2019m Bo Seo, two-time world champion debater and former coach of the Australian national debating team and the Harvard College Debating Union. I\u2019ve written for The New York Times, The Atlantic, CNN, and more. My first book, Good Arguments, published on June 7th. Ask me anything!",
      "text": "When I was 8, my family moved from Korea to Australia. I didn\u2019t speak English and often struggled at school because of it. Then I discovered debate in 5th grade and it changed my life. Now I\u2019ve won two world championships for debate and had the opportunity to also coach debate.\nI wrote my first book, Good Arguments, which published earlier this month because I still believe in the power of fruitful and good debate\u2014from improving a romantic relationship to negotiating a promotion.\n - [6/2/22 Boston Globe Feature and Review](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48SHN2RD5RI)\n - [6/3/22 LitHub Interview with Andrew Keen on How Good Debate Can Save Democracy](https://lithub.com/how-good-debate-can-save-democracy/)\n - [6/7/22 Books on Pod Podcast Interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48SHN2RD5RI)\n - [6/14/22 Book Tour Event at Free Library of Philadelphia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQHKxiQMJjM)\n\nPROOF: https://i.redd.it/8nqilz7ri2691.jpg"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "IamA (F4M) who is looking for a good guy to be a good boyfriend. AMA",
      "text": "I am a female looking for a relationship with an older gentleman to be my boyfriend. I am in my early twenties. I am a self-proclaimed \"proud\" submissive. I am not on any type of medication. I think that I am beautiful and like to be respected, and this is what I want in a relationship. I want someone to be there for me when I need him. I hate to be manipulated. I want a good guy. Someone who is going to treat me well, and who will love me. I don't want to be treated like a toy. I also don't want to be manipulated. I am not one to play games."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "truefilm",
    "human": {
      "title": "Is there a TrueFilm equivalent for TV series?",
      "text": "I'm wondering where to go to have more thoughtful and critical discussions about TV series. I find that dedicated subreddits for shows (with some exceptions) tend to feel like fandoms. Not only does this tend to discourage thoughtful critiques, but I find that it dilutes praise. I'd like to find a place like TrueFilm where you can actually learn and grow from reading other people's opinions. \n\nFWIW, there are exceptions. Season 8 of Game of Thrones definitely opened the doors for more critical discussions. The Wire subreddit has really strong and consistent posts (not surprisingly)."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "The Dark Knight Trilogy: What Was Right?",
      "text": "As I mentioned on my other post, I've been watching the Dark Knight Trilogy all the way through to the end. The more I think about it, the more I realize that it's not what the movie was supposed to be about.  I should probably do a proper write-up on it if there's any interest.\n\nI think that the story of Batman was supposed to be about him not being as good as he was promised. I can definitely see how this aspect was too hard to follow with the amount of Batman references, even if we didn't realize it. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think The Dark Knight was supposed to be about the struggle of working with the criminal aspect of crime and the struggle with that criminal aspect within the Batman. \n\nI think this was a mistake.\n\nThe first thing that comes to mind when I watch the movies is the first scene. That's a pretty obvious moment; when Bruce is getting his costume and talking to a photographer. He's talking about how all the good stuff gets taken away and he's going to get back to the st"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "paranormal",
    "human": {
      "title": "I saw a ghost girl on the ceiling when I was a child.",
      "text": "I\u2019ve been wanting to share this for a while now. I am hoping that sharing it will be therapeutic for me. When I was about 7 or 8 years old, my family moved into an apartment. This place was so crazy haunted that it still makes me feel sick to my stomach 22 years later.\n\nAlmost immediately after we moved in, I started to sleepwalk all the time. I would always wake up at the top of the stairs. No one else would be awake, but I could hear what sounded like 2 people quietly having a conversation in our kitchen. And there was always this presence at the bottom of the stairs that I would feel. It terrified me. I had this feeling like it was trying to lure me down the stairs so it could get me. But it was so dark that I never actually saw anything. Once I felt like I could move, I would run back into my room and hide either under my own covers or in my sister\u2019s bed.\n\nIn maybe mid-1999, my younger sister and I were in our parents\u2019 room watching Mulan. The credits were playing and we were jumpi"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I had a ghostly experience last night in the middle of the night.",
      "text": "I was in bed, on my side, watching Netflix. I felt some sort of sensation on my right shoulder. I couldn't exactly find the exact spot. I felt a bit of pressure on my left shoulder. I didn't really think much of it. \nI felt another strange sensation on my right shoulder. I was getting a bit worried because I had goosebumps. My left ear was really really hot. I sat up and looked at the ceiling. I saw a shadow of a woman. She wasn't big but just a blurry figure, a silhouette. She was standing outside. I got up and moved to my left side. I could not see the woman anymore. I sat down again. I looked at the left side of the bed and I saw the woman standing there. I got up to the nightstand on my right. I turned the flashlight on and the woman was gone. I checked under the bed and everything was good. I went to sleep.\nI feel like something in my family has some sort of problem."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "bitcoin",
    "human": {
      "title": "Public opinion against cryptocurrency...",
      "text": " I remember how in 2012 my friends and many other people told me that I was doing nonsense, referring to my interest in BTC, that it was not serious and in general it was a bubble, at that time I had no opinion, their criticism influenced me a lot, and I believed them, I stopped doing it...\n\nMany years have passed, none of them have admitted their HUGE mistake, but even after 10 years they keep telling me it's bullshit and cryptocurrency is dead...\n\nI came to my conclusions too late..."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "\"Bitcoin's price is going to keep dropping.\"",
      "text": "That's what I get from this sub."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "changemyview",
    "human": {
      "title": "cmv: Religion is no longer necessary.",
      "text": "In the old days, before the advent of science and its discoveries, religion served a purpose. Every religion tried to answer the complexities of life and the universe. They provided moral guidance, although a lot of which didn't age well with time. But today, religion has no purpose left which could be deemed exclusive. We have developed as a society and are capable of fulfilling our moral duties. We have come a long way in understanding life and the universe. This makes religion and their concept of gods redundant(To be clear, I am not contending the existence of god). Now all that is left in religion are misogynist views, outdated laws, idol worshipping(in some cases) and using them as a means to divide."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "CMV: The idea that the more you look into someone, the more you can't stand them is a harmful and unfair stereotype.",
      "text": "I understand that sometimes this can be true, but there's a difference between looking into a person and then being rude to them.\n\nI think that this is a false dichotomy. \n\nThe more you look into someone and the more you think you know about them, the more likely you are to dislike that person.\n\nI think that is also why it's usually a better idea to be friends with someone than be an acquaintance.\n\nA good example of this would be how you can see someone as a friend and then get to know them and get to hate them.\n\nEdit: Some people have already said that I'm over-thinking this, and I understand that. But I still don't like this idea of looking for friends."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "iama",
    "human": {
      "title": "Three years ago I donated my left kidney anonymously to a total stranger on the kidney waitlist. AMA!",
      "text": "Three years ago today, I donated a kidney, despite not knowing anyone who needed one.  My kidney went to a total stranger who I didn't know. I wrote about why I did it [in ArcDigital](https://medium.com/arc-digital/i-just-donated-a-kidney-will-you-consider-doing-the-same-9ef527435c01). Since then, I've also become an advocate for encouraging others to consider donating, and an advocate for changing our approach to kidney policy (which actively makes the kidney crisis worse).\n\nAsk me anything about donating a kidney!\n\n--------------------------------\n\nIf anyone is interested in learning more about becoming a donor, please check out these resources:\n\n* [Waitlistzero](http://waitlistzero.org/living-donation/become-a-donor/) is a non-profit working to end the kidney crisis, and was an excellent resource for me.  I'd highly recommend getting in touch with them if you're curious, they'll have someone call you to talk.\n* [My previously mentioned post](https://medium.com/@_JeremiahJohnson/why-"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[AMA Request] a member of the group known as The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormons).",
      "text": "**My 5 Questions:**\n\n1. What, in your opinion, is the reason that people in Utah are so against the Mormon Church?\n\n2. What is your opinion on polygamy? (Marriages within the faith, polyandry, inter-faith unions, etc.)\n\n3. What is your opinion on women wearing Mormon attire?\n\n4. Do you believe that God is a person and not a personification, and if so, what do you see as a logical conclusion for God to be?\n\n5. What is your opinion of those who don't believe in the Mormon religion?\n\n6. If you had to choose, what would be the reason you joined the Mormon church?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "truefilm",
    "human": {
      "title": "What\u2019s the most extreme pairing of famous actors from wildly different eras in a single film?",
      "text": "I\u2019m not talking about actors brought back after death via CGI or other special effects, but rather the pairing of a well-known old actor with a young actor who\u2019s either already well-known or who subsequently became well-known.\n\nAn example of what I\u2019m thinking of is when Katherine Hepburn and Nick Nolte co-starred in Grace Quigley (1984). \n\nSurely, though, there must be much more unexpected pairings out there \u2014 something that makes you say \u201cwait, there\u2019s no possible way they could have appeared together,\u201d but then it turns out that indeed they did.  \n\nWhat say you all?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Why do you watch?",
      "text": "I've noticed a common theme among my friends and I. We all get into watching movies and television shows. I'm a big fan of documentaries and short films, with a few documentaries thrown in. One of my friends told me that I need to watch more films. I know people who have a Netflix subscription and I've seen their recommendations, but I've never subscribed. I've noticed a lot of the people who watch movies and television shows are also big into music. For example, my friends who watch movies and television shows are also big into The Weeknd, Drake, and Taylor Swift. I was wondering if you all have any of your own reasons for watching film and television and what your motivations are?\n\n\u200b\n\nI also noticed that this is one of the few subreddits that doesn't really address politics and current events. I understand that the way I've approached this post is a bit naive, but it's my hope that more people start opening up to the idea of non-fiction, non-fiction-infused films."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "truefilm",
    "human": {
      "title": "What\u2019s the most extreme pairing of famous actors from wildly different eras in a single film?",
      "text": "I\u2019m not talking about actors brought back after death via CGI or other special effects, but rather the pairing of a well-known old actor with a young actor who\u2019s either already well-known or who subsequently became well-known.\n\nAn example of what I\u2019m thinking of is when Katherine Hepburn and Nick Nolte co-starred in Grace Quigley (1984). \n\nSurely, though, there must be much more unexpected pairings out there \u2014 something that makes you say \u201cwait, there\u2019s no possible way they could have appeared together,\u201d but then it turns out that indeed they did.  \n\nWhat say you all?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A question for everyone: Which films have the most impact on you when you watch them?",
      "text": "I am currently on a big rewatch of The Godfather and I am wondering about the impact this film has on those who have seen it multiple times. I was wondering if you knew of a film that has had the same impact on you when you first watch it. If you don't know of a film that's similar to that of The Godfather that you'd suggest I check out, I'd appreciate it. Thank you in advance!"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dota2",
    "human": {
      "title": "Why do English speakers hate Russians?",
      "text": "Hi guys. I'm from Belarus, and I play mainly on European servers, and very often with English-speaking people. And as soon as someone hears my Russian accent, it immediately starts: \"shut your mouth\", \"mute\", etc., and after the game they report me for toxic behavior. And, FOR EXAMPLE, after I solo win the game, no one even apologizes to me. For the last 20 matches I have 8 MVP. Look at my conduct summary. So, I want to return to the question and understand what the Russians have done to you?\n\nadd: about communication in the game - on European servers I try to speak English, except for games where there are also a couple of Russian players, where do I need to call some kind of fight or move, I give information in both English and Russian language\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3z191txlz5891.jpg?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9014486d75bcd0c0cd39623f891d7cb9908cc5a"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Will there be a new patch?",
      "text": "I've been waiting patiently for a new patch, but my ticket has not gotten through... I think it's about the same as other people who have waiting for a new patch. Anyways, are there any other suggestions that I should be looking into? I might be a bit late, as I would like to know about the new patch on this day."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "My (26M) long-term GF (24F) is relapsing into a crush and I don't know what to do",
      "text": "**TL:DR:  saw message of my GF telling her bestfriend how she still has a huge  crush on a guy she had a crush one year ago. I don't want to confront  her about it since i was not supposed to see it and i'm looking for ways  to handle how I feel**\n\nI (26M) have  been with my girlfriend (24F) for 7 years. We started long-distance,  then I moved into her city 4 years ago (for school) and we've been  living together for 2 years.\n\nCovid  hit hard on her, she was quite depressed during quarantine and it was  difficult to communicate. We had a major crisis in september because she  was unhappy in the relationship. I was a bit depressed but happy in  relationship and it was really hard on me. She was not sure about her  fellings for me and was thinking about ending the relationship.  Eventually, I figured what I could do to improve our relationship, she  figured she was still in love with me and, even though we are still  working to find our balance, we overcame the crisis and I've never been"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I (21 F) can't get over my ex and I'm scared of losing my friend.",
      "text": "I started dating a guy almost a year ago. He's a great guy, so I've never been in a relationship before so I was a little nervous. He's also a great friend. We used to hang out almost everyday and he's always there for me when I need him. When I get anxious, he's there for me. I don't really know how to say this without being really creepy. But I really really like him. \n\nI really liked him for a long time and started seeing him. He was perfect. He was so kind to me and he cared a lot about me. I felt like we clicked and we got along really well. Things weren't perfect though. He has a really bad time when he sees people he knows but he would always try and make friends with them when we hang out. I didn't have that problem. It's the fact that he would hang out with anyone. I knew this would eventually come to an end. He's really close with everyone in my family and he knows a lot of people who are really close to my siblings and his. I know I don't have many friends and he is one of m"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "hobbydrama",
    "human": {
      "title": "[Penspinning] The biggest case of cheating in Pen Spinning tournament history",
      "text": "**An Introduction to Penspinning**\n\nPen spinning is a form of object manipulation that involves the deft manipulation of a writing instrument with hands, as Wikipedia aptly puts it. To also quote from the book of RPD, a friend and fellow pen spinner (yes, he wrote a whole book about it and if you are interested in penspinning, [you should definitely check it out](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TlDb1H5bRnZZdswmdr07m-58yxs4Es7-/view)): \n> What at first seems like an activity to pass time during class turns out to have an incredible international community, with its own complex culture, events, videos and tournaments. \n\nTo give you an idea what it looks like, [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3KStSsIdy0) is a Collaboration video (CV) which is a non-competitive way to show off your skills, from the Universal Pen Spinning Board. If you want to join a CV you record a video of your spinning, meaning a clip of 8-20 seconds, called a combo where you link all the tricks that you want to "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Gaming] A game developer claims to have \"no idea\" what his fans are doing",
      "text": "[https://www.forbes.com/sites/nathanlieb/2018/10/27/rockstar-games-ceo-argues-that-the-internet-is-to-blame-for-the-lack-of-engagement-in-his-tweet/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/nathanlieb/2018/10/27/rockstar-games-ceo-argues-that-the-internet-is-to-blame-for-the-lack-of-engagement-in-his-tweet/)\n\n\u200b\n\n*\"Our fans have been so engaged with the game, it's great. But that's not what people want. People want to interact and share ideas. If you look at the biggest social networks in the world, they're all social communities with communities of thousands of people, and it's not the case here. Our fans are so engaged that they're spending more time on Twitter, on our forums, on our community sites than they are playing the game. So I look at a lot of our fans, and I don't understand how people do what they do.\"*"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tifu",
    "human": {
      "title": "TIFU by uncovering a dark family secret",
      "text": "Alright folks, this is a tale about Heineken beer. \n\nThis beer has always been a staple in my family; some of my earliest memories of my father are him drinking from that iconic green glass with my uncles. \n\nMy grandfather was a stereotypical strong patriarch of the family - he never drank, but he would spare no expense buying rack after rack of Heineken to keep everyone satisfied at every family event. He passed many, many years ago, but the tradition has been faithfully kept ever since, both as an homage to him and to all the wonderful memories we've made with Heineken in hand.\n\nMy very first beer was a Heineken. I hated it. I've given it plenty of chances since, but every one I've ever had tastes stale and watery. I could never understand why my whole family happened to love them. Probably a matter of sophistication. I never told my father because it would've broken his heart. In fact, like a dutiful son, I would always drink one or two to join in with all the other men and the enjo"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "TIFU by talking to my ex girlfriend",
      "text": "So just to start this out, I didn't actually fuck up. I'm 19 years old and I have a girlfriend (18/F) now. I have known her for a while, and we have been together for a few months now. We don't live together since we live with my parents, and we both have cars. And yes, we do have sex. Anyway, I fucked up today.\n\nSo I was on my way to pick her up from her house. I go past her house, and it's just her parents and two of her friends. The one friend is her boyfriend, and the other friend is me because I'm going to help her pick up the car.\n\nI start to walk up, and I hear the door close. I assume she's just going to get it for herself and I leave her house.\n\nI get to the parking lot, and she's already in the car. The moment she gets in the car it's over, and I'm standing there in shock.\n\nI try to apologize for coming out and talking to her at her house, and she just laughs. I don't know how to react. I just end up leaving.\n\nI'm a bit scared about seeing her at school tomorrow.\n\nTL;DR - TIF"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "conlangs",
    "human": {
      "title": "What is a conlang masterpiece?",
      "text": "So let's assume for a second that conlanging is an art form- which, being on this sub, I'm sure you would all agree with.\n\nOne interesting element of art to me is the seemingly inherent seperation of certain kinds of art into \"masterpieces\"- the pieces that are the inspiration for everything else, or the shining example of that genre, or the remarkable once-in-a-lifetime outsiders that everyone else aspires to, or however you want to define it. Though people disagree on what these might be, I think we can all think of prototypical examples off the top of our heads. For instance, the *Mona Lisa* is a masterpiece of painting, or I would say *Dark Side of the Moon* is a masterpiece of rock music, etc.\n\nSo my question is- are there any conlangs that you would classify as masterpieces? Or, even simpler, what would a conlang masterpiece look like? Is that even a useful term? Is it about the prestige, or the community, or the self-contained design, or something else?\n\nIf I had to designate so"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What do all you conlangers do for fun?",
      "text": "It seems that many conlang nerds are like this."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dota2",
    "human": {
      "title": "There should be a sound for when an item gets added to your inventory",
      "text": "Giving people items is a common tactic in high level games, giving bottle to your 4 when they tp mid, giving tango, dropping items for whoever just respawned so they can deliver them for you etc. However, the lack of sound effect or any form of notification makes these situations feel awkward and even unintentional as it's rare you are immediately aware an item even got added to your inventory. Pretty much anytime I give someone an item I have to ping it and remind them over voice that I've just given it to them.\n\nI think a simple non-intrusive sound effect similar to the chat sound would be a great addition to making players feel like this is something that should be taken advantage of, as opposed to just a remnant of how items worked in Warcraft 3 which is how it makes me feel right now. Additionally a sound for when items get dropped on the ground would be great for when you drop items from your stash for people who are in the fountain."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "So we're starting to see things in the community that we haven't seen since the TI6 Main Event (and TI5)",
      "text": "[The International 2017: All Star Match](http://i.imgur.com/X8YwLQ5.jpg) is a classic example\n\nAlso, I've started an archive of [WinteR's stream from the main event of TI6](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWU4C_cZgWXfhL7sjVjN1Wl7_0Zg9E). He was the only streamer who had a live chat at the time, and he did a good job of chatting with fans on live stream.\n\nAlso, I had the opportunity to try out the new [dota_client_url](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQoB5nXOdY) button, which gives a direct link to the dota client.\n\nIn general, there appear to be a few more streamers who are broadcasting dota now than we've seen in the past few years, although some of them may be using third party software or Twitch overlays to do so.\n\nSome of these streamers, like IceFrog, may have been streaming the games from the previous TI tournaments, but I don't think they broadcast them often.\n\nWhat do you guys think? Are there any more streams that you feel are missing from the scene?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "rant",
    "human": {
      "title": "How the hell do they think that the Roe versus Wade overturn is a good idea? We already have a formula shortage.",
      "text": "For the past couple of months there's been hardly any baby formula on the shelves. I understand breastfeeding is a thing but there are plenty of babies that can't have breast milk. I have a friend with a four month old who broke down crying the other day because there was none of the specific formula she needed on the shelves and her health provider wouldn't give the specific one to her. Do they realize that the babies aren't going to be okay? Obviously not but it just pisses me off to no end that they think overturning it was the right thing to do much less at a time like this. They are causing far more harm than good. In fact I can't even think of any good that would come out of this in the first place."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Just because you are a woman, doesn't mean you have to give away all control",
      "text": "I know it's a bit late to comment but I just need to vent. \n\nWe get it, you are a woman but all you have to do is say the word \"no\" and it's game over. You have no control at all. And if you have any of you male friends or family saying the same thing about how they are a man and can't say no. You need to grow a pair of balls. I understand that there is a lot of \"toxic masculinity\" that you are supposed to be a man and not allow yourself to be manipulated by a woman. But that's just dumb and you are just as much of a victim as this woman. You can't say no and you can't call the woman out on her bullshit for calling you out on yours. You need to grow some balls and just say no.\n\nIf you don't want to be controlled, you need to be more assertive. Let me say no. It's your body and your decision. And if you don't want to be controlled, you need to be a man and just say no."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "My (29F) estranged husband (31M) wants to talk but the last time we saw each other I had a meltdown after having sex with him and I\u2019m embarrassed to see him again.",
      "text": "We\u2019ve been married since I was 21 but estranged for the last 3 years. The reason for our estrangement is because I helped his sister run away from her husband and wouldn\u2019t tell him or anyone else where she was when they realised I had helped her. It was the straw that broke the camel\u2019s back for him because he was already running out of patience with me because I wasn\u2019t \u201cacting like myself\u201d anymore according to him.\n\nIt took me 3 years to get over the hurt and finally decide I was done accepting being treated like this, so I decided I was going to file for divorce even though I knew my family wouldn\u2019t support my decision. I spoke to a lawyer and confided in my sister and sister-in-law. I didn\u2019t expect either of them to tell my husband, but they both did. I also didn\u2019t expect him to care because I thought I was doing him a favour by filing as he would be able to get rid of me without looking like the bad guy but he was furious when he confronted me.\n\nAt first, we had a huge argument and "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Me(21M) and my girlfriend (19F) are friends but she only hangs out with me on holidays.",
      "text": "My girlfriend (17F) and I (20M) are really good friends and we like to hang out on holidays but I also like to hang out with her as well (at her house) every now and then.\n\nI'm just wondering what are some things that are not allowed between us during holidays?\n\nA day of being with her and I is just like a day of being with another friend.\n\nThanks for reading."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "rant",
    "human": {
      "title": "I wasn't mad until you made me.",
      "text": "It happens too often.\n\nI - a girl - sit and do something, idk, I scroll my phone, read, paint my nails, whatever. I'm focused. Then a man shows up and asks \"Hey, what happened?\".\n\n\\- Nothing.\n\n\\- Oh tell me, why are you mad?\n\n\\- I'm not. \n\n\\- C'mon, I see it, just tell me what happened.\n\n\\- Nothing happened, I'm fine, just \\[doing a thing\\].\n\n\\- Stop pretending, why are you offended, did I do something? Why are you angry?\n\n\\- I'm telling you I'm not angry.\n\n\\- But I see you're angry.\n\n\\- CAN YOU FUCKING STOP TELLING ME I'M ANGRY IF I'M NOT, EVERYTHING IS FINE, I'M JUST TRYING TO \\[DO A THING\\], PLEASE\n\n\\- Ha, I told you I knew you're in a bad mood."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Fuck you, and all your racist, homophobic, sexist, transphobic, etc. shit.",
      "text": "You don't want to hear about it, so fuck off."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fitness",
    "human": {
      "title": "Daily Simple Questions Thread - June 26, 2022",
      "text": "Welcome to the /r/Fitness Daily Simple Questions Thread - Our daily thread to ask about all things fitness. Post your questions here related to your diet and nutrition or your training routine and exercises. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. \n        \n# As always, be sure to [read the wiki](https://thefitness.wiki) first. Like, all of it. Rule #0 still applies in this thread.\n        \nAlso, there's a [handy search function](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/search?&restrict_sr=on) to your right, and if you didn't know, you can also use Google to search r/Fitness by using the limiter \"site:reddit.com/r/fitness\" after your search topic.\n        \nOther good resources to check first are [Exrx.net](http://www.exrx.net/index.html) for exercise-related topics and [Examine.com](https://examine.com/) for nutrition and supplement science.\n\nIf you are posting a routine critique request, make sure you follow [the guidelines](http"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Help] I'm trying to figure out the best way to lose these last 5 lbs.",
      "text": "I have always been a skinny guy, but I just hit a wall and I'm trying to lose a bit more weight. I have a goal of losing 5 lbs. and I'm trying to do two different diets, I'm trying to lose body fat and gain muscle. I plan on doing both diets for about 3 months and then making a decision. \n\nI'm trying to do this as it seems like all my previous weight training program is designed for a 200 lb. man. I started out doing about the same workouts and my workout routine is very simple, I only do 3 days a week. I'm not sure how many calories I should be eating on these two diets. \n\nIs there a way to calculate the calories on a daily basis that will be optimal for me? I'm also trying to do cardio during the day with no weight. Any advice would be very much appreciated. Thanks a lot guys."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "bitcoin",
    "human": {
      "title": "The federal government can:",
      "text": "- Print unlimited money \n- Borrow unlimited money \n- Steal part of your paycheck  \n\nAnd yet they still find a way to stay broke."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What's the safest way to move bitcoins from a wallet to a hardware wallet?",
      "text": "I don't really know what to use, but I do know the two main things I'm worried about:\n\n1) If I am sending from a hardware wallet, is it safest to send from an exchange?\n2) If I'm sending from a hardware wallet, does it matter if I send from a wallet with a low transaction limit? (eg, Electrum or Blockchain.info)\n\nThanks in advance!"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "confession",
    "human": {
      "title": "I used to steal small items and lie about them when I was younger",
      "text": "FYI: I suck at telling stories\nWhen I was younger, think about 7 - 11 years old, I would steal stuff, small items I though were cool and then lie about where I got them from. \n\nI\u2019m pretty sure this started around the time when all the boys were stealing cool tyre valve caps. anyway, my best friend at the time him and his brother had the coolest stuff and I\u2019m not sure if it was jealousy or i just liked what they had but I stole 4 of his brothers warhammer figurines and put them on my book shelf in my room (I lived over the road from them at the time and we saw each other almost every day) any way he come over and i got really excited that I had these figurines that i just had to show how cool they were. Any way, he recognised that they were his brothers and I of course denied they were and said they came with another toy I had, his brother comes over and says that they are his so he ends up taking them and we all continue about our day like nothing had happened, I think my mum was a lit"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'm a racist because I'm sick of seeing black people on our street.",
      "text": "Hello /r/confession. I don't have much to add because I already feel I've said everything I need to about the subject. But before I do, I just wanted to give a little background.\n\nI live in a pretty decent sized town in the Midwest US. I don't even know what's popular in this area, but mostly it's just white people driving in a black neighborhood. I've never really cared much for the black community or black culture in general, but it's not uncommon for African Americans in this area to go around with their friends while wearing their hair up or whatnot. I think they look good doing it because they're pretty well-dressed for their money.\n\nThe black community I grew up in was predominately black, but we had a few interlopers into our streets during the time I was growing up. This was a few years after Obama was elected. I was really sad that this was happening, because I've always had respect for Obama and he did a lot of good for the black community. Also, the black community was prett"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "confession",
    "human": {
      "title": "I used to steal small items and lie about them when I was younger",
      "text": "FYI: I suck at telling stories\nWhen I was younger, think about 7 - 11 years old, I would steal stuff, small items I though were cool and then lie about where I got them from. \n\nI\u2019m pretty sure this started around the time when all the boys were stealing cool tyre valve caps. anyway, my best friend at the time him and his brother had the coolest stuff and I\u2019m not sure if it was jealousy or i just liked what they had but I stole 4 of his brothers warhammer figurines and put them on my book shelf in my room (I lived over the road from them at the time and we saw each other almost every day) any way he come over and i got really excited that I had these figurines that i just had to show how cool they were. Any way, he recognised that they were his brothers and I of course denied they were and said they came with another toy I had, his brother comes over and says that they are his so he ends up taking them and we all continue about our day like nothing had happened, I think my mum was a lit"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I like being raped, but I'm afraid of the rapist.",
      "text": "I've never really cared for the idea of rape. I thought that it's something that you're supposed to feel bad about, but I just can't really understand it. I know it's something a lot of people think about, and I've just never really thought about it to that extent.\nI've never really thought about it as a topic of discussion, either, because it's just not something most people talk about. I think that most people only know one or two cases of rape and they just think it's a big deal, and I really don't know how to discuss it with people, because it's just never really a topic of conversation.\nI don't know what makes me think that, but I know it's something I need to change.\n\nI'm sorry if this is some weird/random/tough thing to say, and I apologise for any spelling or grammar mistakes. I'm not sure if there's a better subreddit that does this, but I wanted to write this somewhere. Thank you."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tipofmytongue",
    "human": {
      "title": "[TOMT] [MOVIE][2010s] Monologue/dialogue where a character says something along the lines of \"you gave a dying/old man a lot of joy in his final days, and that is something I can never forget\"",
      "text": "This quote popped into my head, but I have absolutely no idea where it is from and searching it on google isn't much help. Very iffy on the time period\u2014 it could also be a TV show. I can kind of just hear the actor's voice in my head saying this. Sorry for this being incredibly, incredibly, incredibly vague! Any help would very much be appreciated."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[TOMT] A story of a man talking to himself while on the phone, with a bunch of \"witty\" sayings he says",
      "text": "As I read the title, I remember thinking \"But that's not possible. I didn't know that was a thing\".\n\nBasically, I remember a story of a guy who was in a store and was talking to himself while on the phone with his boss. He kept saying stuff like \"I can't believe they're charging me at this hour\" or \"It's so funny when the phone rings then you hear the ringing, then you hear the answering\" or something along those lines.\n\nI tried to Google it, but it kept saying something like \"The phone rings\", \"You hear the ringing\", \"The ringing\", and my personal favorite \"I heard the ringing\", but I couldn't find it on Google.\n\nAny help would be appreciated."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "My (26M) long-term GF (24F) is relapsing into a crush and I don't know what to do",
      "text": "**TL:DR:  saw message of my GF telling her bestfriend how she still has a huge  crush on a guy she had a crush one year ago. I don't want to confront  her about it since i was not supposed to see it and i'm looking for ways  to handle how I feel**\n\nI (26M) have  been with my girlfriend (24F) for 7 years. We started long-distance,  then I moved into her city 4 years ago (for school) and we've been  living together for 2 years.\n\nCovid  hit hard on her, she was quite depressed during quarantine and it was  difficult to communicate. We had a major crisis in september because she  was unhappy in the relationship. I was a bit depressed but happy in  relationship and it was really hard on me. She was not sure about her  fellings for me and was thinking about ending the relationship.  Eventually, I figured what I could do to improve our relationship, she  figured she was still in love with me and, even though we are still  working to find our balance, we overcame the crisis and I've never been"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How do I (F22) get over my ex (F23)",
      "text": "We've been friends for 6 years. Started dating when she was 16, we dated for a year and she was always the one who broke up with me. We have a kid together, we decided to remain friends, she was always the one who wanted to be together. Eventually she moved in with me and we agreed to stay friends. \n\nA year and a half ago she was in a relationship for 4 months and the guy cheated on her, which was a huge blow to her self esteem and she broke it off. We decided to remain friends, she was really depressed after it and I was really happy she found someone new. \n\nThen 6 months ago she came out as bi. I started dating a girl, she broke up with me a month after we started dating, so we decided to stay friends. 2 months ago she came out as straight. We decided to stay friends. 2 weeks ago she broke up with me for the 3rd time and told me to move on. I was really upset but I was so happy for her that she found someone else. \n\nI'm in the best shape of my life at this point and she is at the wor"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "I [26F] am having a very hard time breaking up with my boyfriend [35M] of five years",
      "text": "I have pretty much come to the decision that I have to completely break up with my  long time live-in partner. I have told him as much, but we've yet to iron things out. The following are my reasons, though of course these are vast over-simplification of things and as you might understand, I can't possibly lay out all the dynamics of a 5 year relationship.\n\n\n- I have mental health issues that gets aggrevated whenever he's around\n- I don't want to burden him with said issues any longer as they are quite significant and affect our daily lives\n- I have realized our age gap and the fact that I have met him when I was quite young have made things somehow unfair for us\n- Related to the last line, I just have lots of regrets and whatifs playing around in my mind and has been badly craving \"other\" things (relationships, experiences, people, sex, etc.) I have suggested the idea of open relationships, but it didn't work out\n- I am sexually unsatisfied\n- He is financially unstable and has no conc"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Me [28 F] with my bf [28 M] of a little over 2 years, had a night of passion that ended poorly?",
      "text": "I am not a big fan of alcohol, but my bf has a great job with benefits, and I am pretty sure he drinks once in a while. I have pretty low self image, and I am afraid of being out of control. I have been out of town for work for about a week and my bf has been pretty busy. We are both really stressed out and we're both coming off of a night of passion, and I'm not really upset, but I don't get why I ended up in bed with him. I had made it very clear that I wanted to do all of the things we had planned, but I had also agreed on boundaries: no sex, no kissing, no oral, and no dirty talk. We were both drinking, I was pretty drunk, and I got really drunk about an hour ago. I was really horny so I decided to have sex with him, and we talked a little bit about it. I'm not sure if I have any regrets about it, but I know I wish I had said no, to stop it. I don't know if I am just really stupid, or if I genuinely didn't want to stop what we had planned. I did ask him if he knew that I was drunk,"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "etymology",
    "human": {
      "title": "Etymology of Capitol",
      "text": "There was a hill, one of the Seven Hills of Rome, called Capit\u014ddium / Capit\u014dlium, which was supposedly first the name of the Temple of Jupiter located there.  It has been reconstructed as a compound of caput \u2018head\u2019, and solium \u2018seat, throne\u2019 from older \\*sodiyo- (related to Old Irish suide, Gaelic suidhe \u2018seat, sitting\u2019) meaning something like \u201cChief Seat\u201d.  Though the change of d to l in many Latin words is widely considered interference from another related Italic language, the disappearance of s is unclear.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nSince the first part of compounds often ended in a vowel (even if the original word didn\u2019t, at some stage probably done to avoid groups of odd consonants touching), older \\*kaputo-sodiyo-m to Capit\u014ddium is possible.  If s was deleted, oo > \u014d would have happened, explaining the long vowel.  \n\n&#x200B;\n\nSomething similar seems to happen in other compounds with s to 0:  \\*tr\u0101ns-kw\u012blo- > tranquillus (related to Old Norse hv\u00edla \u2018resting place, bed\u2019, Old English hw\u00edl, Englis"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Is there a connection between \"to love\" and \"to love to\"?",
      "text": "I'm interested in the etymology of this term, as both are related to the word \"love\", and the words themselves have a close correlation."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "offmychest",
    "human": {
      "title": "My dad was full of shit!",
      "text": "Growing up my dad told a lot of stories about growing up in the midwest. They were often violent, or \"macho\" manly stories. When I turned 18 he took out my dinner plate and threw it in the trash...and said guess what that means. My whole life up to that point had been allabout being macho being a man..a real manly man..A kick ass dude. I joined the army. Volunteered for all kinds of bullshit. Did all kinds of manly shit.I got married and I had 7 kids. I can honestly say...I did a shit ton of manly shit. My kids are getting older, but instead of forcing themto leave home, I told them to stay. I told them to get their dream jobs to go to university. That was a shit ton of work for me, but I didn't want to chase them away as I had beenchased away so many years ago. Recently my dad passed away...other than phone calls I rarely saw him since my 18th birthday. I finally started to relax and I started to watch old movies fromthe 50s and 60s...old westerns...turns out my dad had taken those ol"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'm going to try drugs for the first time in my life.",
      "text": "I'm going to do cocaine.  I want to do it with my friend.  I've always been curious about drugs and know I should try them but I don't know how to do them so I'm afraid.  I'm going to go to my friend's house and I'm going to do it.  \n\nI'm scared.  I'm scared of the consequences.  I know I'm going to be scared, even though I know I won't do it.  I'm scared of the people that are going to be around me.  I'm scared of the people who will judge me.  I'm scared of people who will find me.  I'm scared of how I feel after.  I'm scared of people telling me I'm not doing it right.\n\nAnd most of all, I'm scared of the fact that I'm going to be so damn scared that I'm going to do it.  Because I know I'm going to be scared, even though I know I won't do it."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "singularity",
    "human": {
      "title": "ETA 1 day - 176B open GPT-like language model",
      "text": "[https://twitter.com/BigScienceLLM](https://twitter.com/BigScienceLLM)"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What's your opinion on the post?",
      "text": "I'm going to be a bit skeptical about this post, but I think this is a real possibility. The problem is the cost of production, which is really the biggest obstacle to the creation of a robot. It seems likely that an AI would be able to create any hardware needed for a robot by itself. \n\nHowever, the cost of production is still a lot higher than the cost of a human, so a lot more energy would need to be spent building robots. And robots need to be maintained, so more food and building materials would be needed. Also, it's the risk of having the AI go wrong.\n\nBut with this post, it brings up the question: What's to stop the AI from producing more robots, and making robots that can do jobs that are currently filled by humans, and also doing jobs that are currently held by machines?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "paranormal",
    "human": {
      "title": "What kinda dream was that?",
      "text": "Last night I let my cat sleep in the bedroom with me. She was sleeping in the netting so she was partially resting on me as well. I left my room door ajar in case she woke up and wanted to go out. \n\nAt some point in the night, my cat woke up and started to get too frisky so I got up and picked her up to put her outside. (She only sleeps with me if there is thunder when it rains or if it rains heavily.) When I get outside I see my cupboards open. They were all closed when we came to bed. I was shocked but still half asleep so I just closed the cupboards, placed my cat in the chair, wished her a good night like I usually do, closed my door and fell back into bed. Then, I had this dream where I'm being attacked by, like, flashes of white light. Whatever the light was, it really scared me. Because I knew I was dreaming I started praying for the dream to go away. The prayers worked; I came out of the dream and settled down back to sleep. However, I feel this weight on me and my sleepy brain"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Have you ever heard a ghostly voice in your head?",
      "text": "I am very curious about the paranormal. I have experienced some paranormal phenomena in my life, but mostly it doesn't really matter to me anymore. However, recently I've been very interested in a paranormal topic that I have never really given any attention to: the possibility of the existence of ghosts in our world. What I had come to know as the paranormal is now more appealing to me. I want to hear your thoughts on the subject. Please share your experiences, and tell me what you think about the possibility of a paranormal existence.\n\nThanks for reading, and I hope to hear from you soon."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "subsim",
    "human": {
      "title": "Playing silent hunter again after 15 years\u2026need recommendations",
      "text": "Hey all.  So in the early 00\u2019s I was a big silent hunter fan and played often. Over time I stopped playing and haven\u2019t played since.   Recently a coworker told me I could download steam and play it again. I\u2019m not much of a gamer nor am I  up to date with pc gaming in general.   Would it be as easy as downloading steam and buying the game?  Are there any other things I should know? Also which game would you guys recommend.  I use to play the original and the pacific one. Which one is considered the best?  Thanks for any guidance."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Can someone please help me out and take care of my cat?",
      "text": "My cat has been having some health problems lately. He has been getting sick and being really lethargic and being really lethargic and is just not doing anything. He will not eat, drink or even sleep. He has been sleeping in a cage in his cage and the cage is too small for him to have his own bed. He will not get up to go to the bathroom or even walk around the house. He has been walking around the house all day and is just kind of laying in the kitchen all day. He is just a big couch potato and is just laying in the kitchen all day. I'm trying to take care of him but he's just having some health issues. He has been having health problems in the past. He has been having health problems in the past and they were all really bad. He has been getting sick, and has been getting sick. He is just kind of laying in the kitchen all day and trying to eat. He is just kind of laying in the kitchen all day. I just want him to get better and I can't keep him healthy. I don't know what to do. I'm try"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dreams",
    "human": {
      "title": "Trying to survive with Megan fox",
      "text": "So at the beginning of my the school year I have this group of friends that i sit with and we have our own little table outside and that\u2019s when megan fox shows up out of nowhere and goes to our school and I\u2019m like wtf she\u2019s famous and she\u2019s going to a school with me but no one else seems to care so I\u2019m like ok that\u2019s cool and For the whole dream I can\u2019t remember her name so I walk up to her and ask her to go on a date with me so I can learn her name and she\u2019s like haha whatever in a mean way and brushes me off we keep talking but she\u2019s pretty snobby and shit but i feel like we\u2019re friends and it\u2019s just a few days like that if me us just talking until one day she tells me to meet with her and to wait outside the girls bathroom so I do that and i somehow drop my phone and some dude returns it and I\u2019m realizing she hasn\u2019t come out in a really long time so I\u2019m like ok she\u2019s probably just making me wait like the asshole she is so when the bell rings i go outside and wait and as the group of "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I am having horrible nightmares and it's all because of my boyfriend.",
      "text": "It's been a week since my boyfriend has left the house and I have nightmares that I can't seem to get rid of. Usually they last a few minutes, but for some reason the dreams last forever. I haven't been sleeping well lately, and these dreams are giving me a headache. They usually involve my boyfriend and me fighting each other. It's so painful and so stupid. I don't know if I'm dreaming because of his departure, or if I'm actually waking up because of the nightmares. I don't know what's worse."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "whowouldwin",
    "human": {
      "title": "Can Ross (Friends) Pull an Omniman?",
      "text": "Ross has a month to plan his attack before asking the other Friends to meet him at Central Perk. Can he kill them all? \n\nRoss is bloodlusted.\n\nRound 1 - No Weapons Allowed\n\nRound 2 - Weapons Allowed"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Thanos (MCU) vs. The Avengers (MCU)",
      "text": "Thanos arrives at Earth and instantly gets the attention of the Avengers. He uses the Power Stone to absorb the other avengers, and immediately starts attacking. Can the Avengers stop him before he destroys the planet?\n\nRound 1: No Power Stone\n\nRound 2: Power Stone\n\nRound 3: Power Stone, but only on Hawkeye \n\nRound 4: Power Stone, but only on Thor (since he's all-around the best Avenger)\n\nRound 5: Power Stone, but only on Iron Man\n\nRound 6: Power Stone, but only on Black Widow"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "vxjunkies",
    "human": {
      "title": "Please help! Problems with new hardware!",
      "text": "So, a couple days ago I tried installing my new 200Hex + VX Special Megalith-Core 3101 module into my PNN system config, which I've already modified with the 6032-Bit board from Oxxid, (yes, I know it's fairly old but works great BTW, better than other more recent competition out there) but my module was failing to attach. I tried my best, but not even my last-resource self-installer on my personal chip managed to do it. I called out for tech help on 200Hex's brainframe employee contact, but just got one of those crappy sentient bots, you know how it is. VX didn't do much either. Called my local repairman who worked just crossing the light bridge from the citadel I live in, best guy in the business I know. He managed to do it with his para-drill but when I turned the PNN system on, it reached 78 Krellsin degrees. Turned it off immediately and am now stuck... Anyone know what to do?? I'm using my old module ATM but would still appreciate some tips."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "VX Module VX Module",
      "text": "I'm trying to find a VX Module from the 1960s, but I'm not sure which one it is. I was told it was made by Mr. C. A. P. Vanzetti. Do you think it's worth it to buy one just to see if it's worth it?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "teenagers",
    "human": {
      "title": "I'm in dead trouble.",
      "text": "I told my boyfriend that I want to break up because he's constantly begging, (borderline coercing) me to have sex with him. The moment I said this, he actually started crying. Not like a tear drop falling subconsciously, he totally went from zero to top bawling mode. But I was really adamant and told him that I'm sick of being his object for sexual gratification and I can't bear to be with someone like him who manipulates me into getting physically involved with him even if I don't want to. Then he suddenly got up, said okay and left. I was like, okay done thank God no drama and shit it's over happily. \n\nTwo days later, I got the news from his sister that he's in coma, on ventilator support, because he jumped off a 15 storey apartment. His sister found a note in his diary in which he wrote this - 'I can't bear to live without -my name-' and 'life's got no meaning anymore' (he wrote a few more things which I wouldn't like to mention, and they were all horrifyingly wrong and blaming me l"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I am a 17 year old girl and I need advice on what video game to play with my gf and how to play it.",
      "text": "I would like to play it with her but I have never played video games before. I don't know what type of game it is and I don't know how to play it. Any recommendations? Can you recommend any games? Thanks guys :)"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "vxjunkies",
    "human": {
      "title": "I used a text-transformer to produce VX4 safety warnings. Some things were spot on, but also some glaring errors and omissions.",
      "text": "With all the talk lately about what neural nets can do, I figured I'd use a text generator and see what it knew about VX.  Human written prompts are in bold, the rest is machine generated.\n\n---\n**Congratulations on your new (refurbished) VX4 device. This device contains numerous thin filaments that may be hard to see and thus hazardous, and can produce an unstable Warnock field if not properly calibrated. To reduce the risk of injury when using this machine, proceed as follows:**\n\n1. Before you begin running any samples, calibrate your instrument. Start the machine with your sample in the sample compartment, and check your instruments to ensure that you have removed all of the built-in magnets and field coils. If not, remove the magnets. You will need your user guide to find them and remove the field coils.\n2. Turn off all the power sources, then place the safety shield as shown.\n3. Do not touch any of the thin filaments except the filament labeled A.\n4. Using a cotton swab or pencil e"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "WANT TO DO A REPAIR ON MY STOMPING BICYCLE",
      "text": "I have a brand new Stomping Bike with a really rough, scratched up underside. It has a broken rotor and a bent frame. I think the frame is a bit warped a bit. I want to try to fix that by drilling and tapping some new tubes and doing some simple repairs. My questions:\n\n* What types of tubes are the most durable and long lasting?\n* How do I make my frame fit the tubes?\n* What types of drills and how many different kinds of blades do you have?\n* Do you have any recommendations for other things i could use to fix this?\n\nThanks!"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tipofmytongue",
    "human": {
      "title": "[TOMT] [Comedy] Character comes out of the opticians wearing new \u2018glasses\u2019 they\u2019re the strange frame things the optician uses to work out your prescription.",
      "text": "I think the character is a bit of an odd sort, it\u2019s likely British and I think it\u2019s on the older side"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[TOMT][song] From a video game soundtrack",
      "text": "I heard it on the soundtrack for the game 'Metroid Prime', it is a song I can only remember the melody of. I only remember the melody, sorry if this is too vague.\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7H4ZgFQPcI"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "bitcoin",
    "human": {
      "title": "The federal government can:",
      "text": "- Print unlimited money \n- Borrow unlimited money \n- Steal part of your paycheck  \n\nAnd yet they still find a way to stay broke."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Just bought some Bitcoin...",
      "text": "I bought some Bitcoin a couple of days ago and I was wondering where you guys store it? I live in a small country and I use the localbitcoins.com website which is not a great site but I would prefer that if I bought in person you could give me your phone number, email address, maybe some other details such as where you live. In the meantime I would like to store it in my local wallet, but I don't want to risk loosing money on a lost address since I want to keep the money myself.\n\nI am thinking about keeping it with my bank, but I would like to know if it is a good idea?\n\nThanks for your help..."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "I [26F] am having a very hard time breaking up with my boyfriend [35M] of five years",
      "text": "I have pretty much come to the decision that I have to completely break up with my  long time live-in partner. I have told him as much, but we've yet to iron things out. The following are my reasons, though of course these are vast over-simplification of things and as you might understand, I can't possibly lay out all the dynamics of a 5 year relationship.\n\n\n- I have mental health issues that gets aggrevated whenever he's around\n- I don't want to burden him with said issues any longer as they are quite significant and affect our daily lives\n- I have realized our age gap and the fact that I have met him when I was quite young have made things somehow unfair for us\n- Related to the last line, I just have lots of regrets and whatifs playing around in my mind and has been badly craving \"other\" things (relationships, experiences, people, sex, etc.) I have suggested the idea of open relationships, but it didn't work out\n- I am sexually unsatisfied\n- He is financially unstable and has no conc"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Me [26 M] with my long term gf [24 F] of 6 years, she's pregnant. I don't want the kid.",
      "text": "I'm sorry for the wall of text. I don't know the first thing about child birth. I just really don't want a child. I think she's going to keep the child, and I'm going to be a father to it. We've talked about this a lot and I just don't know what I'm going to do. I also have concerns about the child's life that I feel like I should express. I feel like the child will grow up miserable, and I don't want that for my child. She's a very emotional person, and it's hard for her to make decisions like that.\n\nWe have a great sex life together, but I want to have a kid someday, and I think she does too, but she's not ready for that. What do I do? We've been fighting a lot lately, and I don't want to have a child, but I want to have a child someday.\n\nTL;DR I don't want my baby to grow up and have a miserable life. I want to have a child someday.\n\n\n\n   \n**tl;dr**: I don't want my baby to have a miserable life. I want to have a child someday, but I don't think she wants kids."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "christianity",
    "human": {
      "title": "those of us who regret our abortion...",
      "text": "I urge you to consider sharing the depth of your story, soon. Publicly, not just anonymously.\n\nWe have been forgiven, but the wound has left a mark. God uses everything and He is calling us, now. Have courage. I'm working on mine, and it's hard, but please consider this. \n\n\u2764\ufe0f"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'm a Christian, but I hate atheists.",
      "text": "I'm a Christian. I'm a Christian. I have all of the same standards as Christians, but I hate atheists. I hate them because they have no standards. They have no standards because they're atheists. They're in the same boat as atheists. They have nothing to lose. God will judge both of them, but they're in the same boat - they can't lose, they have nothing to lose.\n\n*I think* Jesus is the Son of God. I just hate atheists because they're atheists."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "hobbydrama",
    "human": {
      "title": "[Penspinning] The biggest case of cheating in Pen Spinning tournament history",
      "text": "**An Introduction to Penspinning**\n\nPen spinning is a form of object manipulation that involves the deft manipulation of a writing instrument with hands, as Wikipedia aptly puts it. To also quote from the book of RPD, a friend and fellow pen spinner (yes, he wrote a whole book about it and if you are interested in penspinning, [you should definitely check it out](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TlDb1H5bRnZZdswmdr07m-58yxs4Es7-/view)): \n> What at first seems like an activity to pass time during class turns out to have an incredible international community, with its own complex culture, events, videos and tournaments. \n\nTo give you an idea what it looks like, [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3KStSsIdy0) is a Collaboration video (CV) which is a non-competitive way to show off your skills, from the Universal Pen Spinning Board. If you want to join a CV you record a video of your spinning, meaning a clip of 8-20 seconds, called a combo where you link all the tricks that you want to "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Gaming] A video game company that makes the most expensive game in the world",
      "text": "I know this game exists, and it is the most expensive game in the world. It is called *The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild*, and it is a game that is built upon the game Maker software (which is probably the most expensive piece of software to buy, but you probably already knew this.) It is a game that has some of the most insane difficulty levels and is probably the most difficult game in the world. It is so expensive because of the amount of work that goes into that game. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's creator, Hidemaro Fujibayashi, is a huge fan of Nintendo, and he has even paid to attend an event in the past to meet with Nintendo, or something like that. I know this because I used to work at a company that did Nintendo business, and we had him on our team. In the past, a lot of people have been very annoyed with Breath of the Wild's creator for being a huge Nintendo fanboy, and some of the complaints have even been about how much money he spent on these events. \n\nThi"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "paranormal",
    "human": {
      "title": "The thing in my grandma's house",
      "text": "For some context, my grandparents and I live very close to each other, our houses are literally connected, my house is in the backyard but it's a few meters away from their house, we have a some space between the houses where our dog normally passes his time playing, but this time he was inside. \n\nIt was at 2:40, i remember waking up because I heard him growling, it was incredibly loud, he even woke my dad from his dream too. I called for my dad and he answered, we both knew that there was something wrong in the other house. I was a bit scared because I thought that someone had broken in so I grabbed a metal bat that we had on the backyard and accompanied my dad as he locked the gate outside. When he walked to lock it the lights in the backyard suddenly started flickering, it felt weird and I mentioned so to my dad, but he just got annoyed and said that I shouldn't mind it.\n\nWe were now outside my grandparents house, i was going to open de door in the back when my dad stopped me in my "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Question] Paranormal and Religion",
      "text": "Just as the title, I'm interested in the paranormal and religion. I don't believe in any of it and I think the things posted here are crazy. (This is my first post on this sub, so I'm sorry if it's not the most appropriate subreddit)\n\nBut, I'm interested in hearing your beliefs and experiences.\n\nNow, I'm not trying to argue or anything. I'm just genuinely curious.\n\nThanks in advance for any insights you give."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "copypasta",
    "human": {
      "title": "Stop normalizing Turkish people",
      "text": "Can you, like, please stop normalizing Turkish people? For real. This is getting annoying. All of the turkish people that I've met are either nazified,. or either racist against anyone else than Turkish people. Can we stop Turkish people? They aren't normal. Like yeah there's this 50% that is normal and all good. But the other 50% of turks are dumb who dont use their brain. I like turkish people. But not the dumb ones (the 50%). The dumb turks are basically racist against themselves. Like they even try to r##e my roblox character. Last time I've met a turk in Roblox he was soo hot for my avatar. Like god you got a problem with my avatar? That dude literally downed me and started lying down on me, back and forth, and then said what a great material I am for jacking off. And now to the point basically like every turk I've met was shitting about how greeks should be burned and some shit and when I said im polish they were like \"owhhh jes c\u00f3\u00f3me her \u0119 swethartr\" or some \"A\u011eA\u011eA\u011eA\u011eA\u011eA\u011e\" shit."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Weebs",
      "text": "Weebs have a special place in my heart, just because of how much I've grown to love them. This is not a place to bash them in any way, this is a place to discuss the positive aspects of being a weeaboo and to encourage each other to do the same. If you're a weeaboo, then congratulations, you are a special human being and someone worthy of being cherished by my wife and children. If you're not a weeaboo, then you're probably a special person in your own right and I encourage you to be more like the types of people that I've come to admire. To all the weeaboo's out there, stop being a social and get out there and get to know the real world, the real world is full of beautiful and friendly people, don't make me regret not being friends with you."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "offmychest",
    "human": {
      "title": "I stopped a suicide attempt today, and it traumatised me",
      "text": "TW: for suicide ig \n\nAfter school, I was at a train station, and a man was standing on the tracks.\n\nHe seemed sad. \n\nMy anxious part of me triggered, \"He's gonna jump onto the tracks\" \n\nI approached him and asked if he was ok and he said no. He said he lost everything and he now has \"nothing\". He explained how he lost his job. I told him that everything will be alright and this was not the right option.\n\nI have autism, and empathy is something I struggle with. I didn't know what to do. I have self-harmed in the past, and been to a therapist. I told him what my therapist said to me, and said that its never too late, and even one person is still there for you. I told him the world was a fucked place, but it won't get better with more death.\n\nThe train came and he didn't jump. He said thank you and walked up the escalator.\n\nI don't know if I should post this. I have friends who see this, and the story just seems so clich\u00e8. \n\nI don't know what to do. Everything is just so overwhelming."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I feel like I have no one to talk to.",
      "text": "I'm a 24 year old guy, I've never dated anyone before. I lost my virginity about 2 months ago to this girl my friend introduced me to. We're really close, we have a lot of the same interests, and she's the first person I've ever loved and who I can talk to about anything like this. \n\nThe problem is that I have no one to talk to about anything. I have a few close friends but every time I talk to them, it just brings out more problems. They all talk about different things. I feel like I'm the only one who really cares about what we're doing and the only one who talks about it. It's really hard to talk to these three friends who I don't even know that well. My girlfriend is very accepting of us being together, but it's kind of hard to talk to her about this. I don't know what to do, I really want to be with her but I feel like I will always just end up hurting her, making her sad, and just not living up to her expectations. \n\nI'm not really sure how to bring this up to her. I know she's n"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "rant",
    "human": {
      "title": "I wasn't mad until you made me.",
      "text": "It happens too often.\n\nI - a girl - sit and do something, idk, I scroll my phone, read, paint my nails, whatever. I'm focused. Then a man shows up and asks \"Hey, what happened?\".\n\n\\- Nothing.\n\n\\- Oh tell me, why are you mad?\n\n\\- I'm not. \n\n\\- C'mon, I see it, just tell me what happened.\n\n\\- Nothing happened, I'm fine, just \\[doing a thing\\].\n\n\\- Stop pretending, why are you offended, did I do something? Why are you angry?\n\n\\- I'm telling you I'm not angry.\n\n\\- But I see you're angry.\n\n\\- CAN YOU FUCKING STOP TELLING ME I'M ANGRY IF I'M NOT, EVERYTHING IS FINE, I'M JUST TRYING TO \\[DO A THING\\], PLEASE\n\n\\- Ha, I told you I knew you're in a bad mood."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "There are better things out there if you're trying to do a simple thing that makes you happy.",
      "text": "So I work in retail and we have a few people that come in who are in such a hurry or just plain rude that they have to order food and then refuse to pay. Well as you can imagine it's never a good idea to try and talk to someone about this because they're in such a hurry and they're not going to listen to what you've to say. \n\n\u200b\n\nSo when I get back from a shift and I try to order a drink I'm greeted with a \"why are you ordering a drink?\" and \"what the fuck is that drink?\" \n\n\u200b\n\nI always have to politely explain that I'm ordering a drink because it's the only way I'll actually be able to have a conversation with them. \n\n\u200b\n\nBut the thing that really upsets me is that they just don't know how to stop being so annoying if you get it, they think it's the only solution. \n\n\u200b\n\nI know that when I go out into the store I'm looking to make my customers happy, if that means trying to be nice and helpful. So I just want to know what you guys do to make someone who's in a rush like that feel like they"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tifu",
    "human": {
      "title": "TIFU when I high fived a girl",
      "text": "Last night I (19m) went out for dinner with a girl I met online. The two of us were done with each other by the time the bill arrived. We had zero chemistry in person. I was so disappointed that I decided to walk home instead of calling an Uber. I live in a city that loves to celebrate on weekends, so the walk did a good job of distracting me from overthinking my disappointing date. The streets were busy. Clubs were packed. Restaurants were full. Even the local brothel had maxed out their parking space. \n\nAlong the way I noticed an attractive girl standing outside one of the popular pubs. I assumed she was either drunk or high or both based on the way she was staring at the night sky and smiling. It was none of my business and I was prepared to just walk past her without reacting. But as soon as I was close enough, she randomly raised her hand like she was waiting for me to high five her. Not being one to let a high five go to waste, I did what I thought she wanted and high fived her. "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "TIFU by trying to pick up chicks on Tinder",
      "text": "So I have a Tinder account for 2 years. It's one of those app that you use to meet women. I've met a lot of amazing women. They are some of my greatest pleasures in life. But some of them have a lot of experience. I've met a few of my previous dates that are much more experienced. And some of them are great. But none of them are a match for me. They've been on a few dates, but they're not the one for me. I've tried to meet up with them, but they're not interested. And I know that I'm not the one for them either. But it's too late. There's one girl on Tinder that I really want to meet up with. But I don't know who that is. I've seen her profile on Facebook, but I don't know who she is. \n\nSo I took a screen shot of her profile. I've also written down a message that I sent her. I've sent it to one of my friends. I want to hear back from her. I'm sure that she's a great person, but I can't find her. I have my Tinder account, but I've deleted it a month ago.\n\ntl:dr Trying to find a girl on "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "wallstbets",
    "human": {
      "title": "\ud83d\udc8eNEW GEM \ud83d\udc8e ready for the moon $valendoge only 10k mc",
      "text": " Valentinesdoge Fair Launched Yesterday The next generation of doge coin is here, and spreading love! No more hyper inflation and minting millions of tokens, we are truely hyper deflationary! 2% of every transaction is burned and 2% is redistributed to holders, giving holders a bigger reason to hold long term with use cases coming in the following months.  \n\u0422\u043eken\u043emi\u0441s  \n\\- 200M \u0422ot\u0430l Su\u0440\u0440ly  \n\\-10k Market cap  \n\\- Fair launched  \n\\- 20million still in private sale dm owner  \n\\-50% of supply burned already  \n\\-4% of supply for marketing and team  \n8% Buy Tax  \n\\-4% liquidity  \n\\-2% Burn  \n\\-2% Reflection  \n8% Sell Tax  \n\\-4% liquidity  \n\\-2% Burn  \n\\-2% Reflection\n\nOwnership renounced for 50+ years  \nAudited by auditsfinance  \nKYCD by auditsfinance   \nLiquidity locked\n\n\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc8e this gem is bound to blow up on monday for valentines day  \ntelegram: valentinesdogeofficial"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What Would The Market Do If The World Was Just A Different Type Of Stock Exchange?",
      "text": "Imagine a world where all stocks are traded on the stock market. The problem with this is that stocks are the largest and most important sector in the world. If the stock market was a different type of stock market you might have a different type of problem.\n\nSay for example, that the stock market was a world where all the stocks were stocks of companies. What would it do? The problem is that if all stocks were stocks of companies, there would be no need for a stock market. All stocks would be the same stocks, so the stock market would be pointless.\n\nSo what is the best place to see the stock market? A world where stocks were stocks of companies. In that case, each stock would either be a stock of a company or not a stock of a company. You might have a stock market.\n\nSo in this world, the best stock would be a stock of a company. But how do you know it's a stock of a company?\n\nThe stock would always be a stock of some company. And each stock would be a stock of some company. So you hav"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dreams",
    "human": {
      "title": "Trying to survive with Megan fox",
      "text": "So at the beginning of my the school year I have this group of friends that i sit with and we have our own little table outside and that\u2019s when megan fox shows up out of nowhere and goes to our school and I\u2019m like wtf she\u2019s famous and she\u2019s going to a school with me but no one else seems to care so I\u2019m like ok that\u2019s cool and For the whole dream I can\u2019t remember her name so I walk up to her and ask her to go on a date with me so I can learn her name and she\u2019s like haha whatever in a mean way and brushes me off we keep talking but she\u2019s pretty snobby and shit but i feel like we\u2019re friends and it\u2019s just a few days like that if me us just talking until one day she tells me to meet with her and to wait outside the girls bathroom so I do that and i somehow drop my phone and some dude returns it and I\u2019m realizing she hasn\u2019t come out in a really long time so I\u2019m like ok she\u2019s probably just making me wait like the asshole she is so when the bell rings i go outside and wait and as the group of "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I had a dream that my boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend were in love...",
      "text": "I don't really remember much from this dream but I remember feeling the love and care that I felt towards my boyfriend. \n\nThe dream started off with me in the kitchen with my boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend. They were talking. The thing that stood out to me was the ex-girlfriend was telling me how beautiful I am. \n\nI decided to go upstairs to check on my boyfriend. She was standing in the hallway with me. She had tears in her eyes. \n\nI kissed her on the forehead and told her that I loved her and wished her happiness. \n\nThen it ended. \n\nI don't really know what to think about this dream. I'm not sure if it was just a dream about a normal relationship or if my subconscious is just really confused."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "My friend is chronically late, how do I deal with this?",
      "text": " tl;dr: the title\n\nWhen I say late, I really mean it. 30 minutes to an hour. isn't uncommon Last time we were supposed to hang out he was *an hour and a half* late, which is a lot even for him. His excuse was that his brother needed his help with moving some furniture, and then he had to do that for an hour. Then it took another half an hour to get to where I was, and he didn't take this into account. But he always has convenient excuses for why he's late.\n\nThings come up, sure, and being late now and again is only human. But my friend has been late *every* time for the last two years, not joking. The reason why I remember this is because I was so surprised when he was on time. It just never happens. \n\nThe thing is; he's one of my best friends and a genuinely sweet person, which is why our friendship has lasted. I love him like a brother, but I'm starting to feel like he's taking me for granted. Our friend group used to be larger, but his relationship with the others have deteriorated,"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Me [24F] with my new bf [23M] of 7 months, he doesn't seem to like me anymore",
      "text": "So I've been dating my boyfriend for about 7 months now. He's a friend of a friend. We go to highschool together but we've known each other for a long time. I have known him for about 8 years. \n\nWe first met through a mutual friend, and then eventually met in real life. We were friends for a while before we started dating, but I was still seeing my ex. He's a good guy, but he's not the greatest at expressing affection. I still love him, I'm not even mad at him because he's changed so much since I was seeing my ex. However he's not great at expressing affection in general. I mean he doesn't make any effort to show how much he likes me now.\n\nI love him and I think he'd be a great boyfriend, but I'm not sure. He still doesn't know about my ex, and I know he's seen pictures of him. He's not upset about it, but he doesn't know that I know about him. I still see him as a friend. I'm always there for him. Sometimes he says things like, \"I wish you weren't here\" or \"You're so much better than "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "hobbydrama",
    "human": {
      "title": "[American Comics] An Abridged History of Archie Sonic (Part 2): The World's Most Way Past Cool Comic Hits The Ground Running",
      "text": "[<== Previous Post] (https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/vahmbm/american_comics_an_abridged_history_of_archie/)\n\n**As a heads up, this post contains brief mention of a(n off screen, non-canon) fictional depiction of statutory rape. Yes, in a goddamn Sonic the Hedgehog comic.**\n\nWelcome back to the Abridged Archie Sonic Retrospective! After covering the comic's humble start last post, we're diving into the genesis (heh) of the monthly series. Apologies for the wait between this post and last; I had a friend staying with me for vacation during which I told her facts about Archie Sonic against her will because the only way to dull my pain is to inflict it on others.\n\nArchie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog first shipped out in July 1993, meaning it actually predates the show it originated from. SatAM didn't get rolling until September of the same year which means that for a lot of kids, Archie's versions of these characters were the first ones they were introduced to. This was, to a de"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Anime] Anon-chan is the next big thing.",
      "text": "I'm not going to link to a specific thread, I was only able to find a single post from the last few days, so this is a lot of text. So this is my first post in this subreddit, so please be gentle.\n\nSo, for those unaware, anime is a term used to denote any form of anime entertainment. Some of these forms have a significant following. These include:\n\n>Anime is a genre of entertainment, especially in Japan, where the concept of \"anime\" (Japanese: \u5350) is often used to refer to any form of Japanese animation, regardless of whether the production is strictly animated by hand, computer generated, or live action. Anime is also known as Japanese animation in English, and anime in Japanese means \"animation\".\n\n>Anime is also synonymous with \"anime\", and refers to any form of anime entertainment.\n\n>Anime is often used in a negative or derogatory manner. This is because many fans of an anime often describe themselves as \"anime-ists\" or \"anime fans\" (japens), and have a tendency to get upset over per"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "prorevenge",
    "human": {
      "title": "Neighbors kept parking in our lot. I froze them out.",
      "text": "This happened around 20 years ago. Our family owned two apartment buildings, three units each. We lived in two of them, rented out the other four. There's nothing but these \"three-flats\" lining both sides of the road for about a mile. Not all have parking. On the side streets are houses and very little street parking. We had more land than most of these units - since it was also our home. So we had parking for around 16 cars. Everything was fine for literally decades.\n\nThen cars started appearing in our parking lot that were not our tenants. I blocked one in one day. Went outside to see this A-hole drove through our bushes and across the yard to get out. I called the cops - nothing they could do. So I called a tow company and had them put up signs. We'd have to call them to have a car towed - the signs seemed to work. No more random cars.\n\nUntil New Years eve one year. I arrive home and every space is filled. There are even cars on the street blocking in the other cars. I'm beyond piss"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Update] I didn't get a fair shake, and now I see why",
      "text": "The original post was taken down as per the mods' request.\n\nHere's the revised draft. I still have a lot of work to go through, but I think I can get to the point where I can share it. But also, I made a point of thanking everyone who commented, even if it was just a single word or two. I felt the need to thank the people who gave me some good advice and made me think about it. I also want to thanks everyone who read the original post, and all who commented. I appreciate your feedback and I hope this helps someone.\n\nI'm not going to post the original post, because I think it's in violation of Rule 1. However, I will give you a link to it if anyone is curious."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dota2",
    "human": {
      "title": "Why do English speakers hate Russians?",
      "text": "Hi guys. I'm from Belarus, and I play mainly on European servers, and very often with English-speaking people. And as soon as someone hears my Russian accent, it immediately starts: \"shut your mouth\", \"mute\", etc., and after the game they report me for toxic behavior. And, FOR EXAMPLE, after I solo win the game, no one even apologizes to me. For the last 20 matches I have 8 MVP. Look at my conduct summary. So, I want to return to the question and understand what the Russians have done to you?\n\nadd: about communication in the game - on European servers I try to speak English, except for games where there are also a couple of Russian players, where do I need to call some kind of fight or move, I give information in both English and Russian language\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3z191txlz5891.jpg?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9014486d75bcd0c0cd39623f891d7cb9908cc5a"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Is this the start of a resurgence for Na'Vi?",
      "text": "I can feel some hype from everyone.\n\nAnd I just wanted to make sure we're all not being ridiculous.\n\nAlso, I just want to thank all of you for all the support and enthusiasm and for all the things that you've done, so to come and support a team of your own would be a wonderful thing for me."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fantheories",
    "human": {
      "title": "[Stranger Things] Dr Brenner and 001 *spoilers*",
      "text": "We know Dr Brenner had wanted to get his hands on Henry Creel even before he killed his family. But his mother stopped it. There was no reason for him to know 001 had powers and was anything other than a child with early psychopathic symptoms. \n\nAfter Henry Creel kills his family, why does Dr Brenner then take him in? How did he know that Creel had powers? Why didn't he believe the mainstream story that Victor killed them? \n\nSo my theory is that Brenner conducted experiments on Mrs Creel, similar to 11's mother, leading to her to give birth to a child with powers. \n\nDr Brenner would've been quite young at this point, and this was decades before MK Ultra. He wouldn't have the clout to get funding for a full blown project so maybe he was working under someone else. Maybe this was a solo project. Maybe Brenner was Henry's real father. \n\nHenry said he saw his parents' sins. Victor is implied to have committed war crimes, so that's his sin. What could his mother's sins be? Perhaps consentin"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[The Dark Knight Rises] The Joker's goal is \"to bring about the end of the world\"",
      "text": "I've seen some people on Reddit mention that there is an alternate ending to The Dark Knight Rises and that the Joker's goal is to bring about the end of the world. This theory assumes that the Joker is a character from an alternate world, and was just sent back in time to try and bring about the end of the world. This would mean that he does not actually want to bring about the end of the world, but has been sent back to kill Batman and his sidekick, which is why he has a plan to kill the entire DC universe.\n\nI think this is plausible, since the Joker is a character who wants to do evil, but is forced by circumstances to do good.\n\nHowever, I think the Batman's plan is much more sinister. I believe that the true villain is Bruce \"The Bat-God\" Wayne, and that the entire plot of The Dark Knight Rises is a trap to make him realize that he is the villain.\n\nBruce is the Batman. He's a Batman. A vigilante. A super-powered vigilante with a Batman-like personality. He has a very bad reputation"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "riddles",
    "human": {
      "title": "3 more riddles",
      "text": "1)  I\u2019m tall when I\u2019m young, and I\u2019m short when I\u2019m old. What am I? \n\n2) What is full of holes but still holds water? \n\n3) What is always in front of you but can\u2019t be seen?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "The ultimate riddle",
      "text": "1. The answer is in the title\n2. It's a good one\n3. It's fairly easy to solve\n4. Please post the answer to keep it alive"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fitness",
    "human": {
      "title": "How can I make exercise not be so awful?",
      "text": "I\u2019m someone in a slump in terms of my physical appearance, and I\u2019ve decided I really want to change things. For about a week I\u2019ve been going to the effort to work, get more fit, eat better, the lot \n\nHowever I\u2019ve never done anything so awful and I need to know how I can make it more fun / worthwhile. The act of exercising feels dreadful. Tired, hot, sweaty, in pain with a burning sensation that makes me never want to exercise again. The breathlessness is god awful, and I feel like quitting 24/7. After the workout, I feel sick and extremely depressed / sad, there\u2019s no high or sense of happiness people talk about, just sadness and pain \n\nHow can I overcome this?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What is my most important lift?",
      "text": "I am a male. I lift 5 days a week. I eat a high protein diet (1k calories) and my rest day is rest and recovery.\n\nWhat is my most important lift?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fitness",
    "human": {
      "title": "How can I make exercise not be so awful?",
      "text": "I\u2019m someone in a slump in terms of my physical appearance, and I\u2019ve decided I really want to change things. For about a week I\u2019ve been going to the effort to work, get more fit, eat better, the lot \n\nHowever I\u2019ve never done anything so awful and I need to know how I can make it more fun / worthwhile. The act of exercising feels dreadful. Tired, hot, sweaty, in pain with a burning sensation that makes me never want to exercise again. The breathlessness is god awful, and I feel like quitting 24/7. After the workout, I feel sick and extremely depressed / sad, there\u2019s no high or sense of happiness people talk about, just sadness and pain \n\nHow can I overcome this?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "So I started lifting, got into eating clean and my lifts have gone up significantly. Is this normal?",
      "text": "I've been lifting for about a year now and I'm fairly new to lifting. I've done a little bit of lifting in the past and I'm quite fit and strong for my age. I'd consider myself quite tall for a girl and I weigh 85kg. I would consider myself about 7-8% body fat and have never bulked. I would say I'm in decent shape and I've been eating quite clean. I feel great, my lifts are progressing and I'm pretty happy with my progress but I'm wondering if this is normal."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "drugs",
    "human": {
      "title": "I took Ecstasy the other night",
      "text": "The other night I took ecstasy (MDMA) and I would like to know how long I should wait till I do it again because it was such a euphoric feeling I don\u2019t want to have it very often"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I know it's not the safest drug ever, but how to I use it safely ?",
      "text": "I'm curious how to use it to get really high, and without doing too much damage. I know it can be a really bad idea to do it with a friend because they won't know which of you has and which one hasn't taken any, but what to do when you don't have a friend available. How would you go about it ?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "math",
    "human": {
      "title": "Math idea/concept you THOUGHT you invented?",
      "text": "Whats an idea or concept from mathematics that you thought you had invented? For me, after my second calculus class, I thought that maybe the entire euclidean plane could be the surface of an infinitely large sphere. Or similarly for the real line. Come second year of college only to find out about these little things called manifolds lol. It was a cool experience though to see how I was able to make a connection to a more advanced idea at the time. \n\nI'm really interested to hear if anyone else has had a similar experience and with what. What did you think you had discovered?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Can someone explain to me the difference between the [Schroedinger Equation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schroedinger%27s_equation) and the [Dover Equation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dover%27s_equation)? (X-posted from /r/math)",
      "text": "I'm trying to understand the difference between these equations:\n\n**P.**\n\n* [P](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_%28math%29) is the probability of P being true (P = **1** for P to be true, 0 for P to be false).\n\n**N.**\n\n* [N](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N_%28math%29) is the number of times it's possible that P is true (N = **N** )\n\nI'm not sure what the difference is between the two, but I'm wondering if there is any explanation for the difference or if anyone could give me an explanation."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "jokes",
    "human": {
      "title": "Six Supreme Court justices, floating face-down in a river",
      "text": "All 6 conservative members of the SCOTUS got stranded in the woods with only a giant suitcase and a couple of paddles. Then they came to a raging river- it was fast-moving, wide and rocky but only waist deep. They began to bicker over how to get across. Kavanaugh, Thomas, and Gorsuch said \"We are strong and manly- We shall march across these raging waters unafraid!\"\n\nBarrett, Alito and Roberts countered- \"God has given us this suitcase  and paddles for a reason, it is clear He will guide us through these rocky waters.\" The disagreement persisted for a while, and eventually Kavanaugh, Thomas, and Gorsuch got on the suitcase with the others, still trying to persuade the others to do it their way. 15 minutes later, all 6 were found dead, drowned in the river.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nWhat happened? They overturned the case during Row vs. Wade arguments."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What's the difference between a Jewish woman and a black woman?",
      "text": "It's not the colour of their skin."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "copypasta",
    "human": {
      "title": "least horny simp",
      "text": "repost for formatting\n\nhe posted this in the discord server after going on a 30 minute rant in call\n\nHOW TO GET EMIRU A SERIES OF PLANS \n\nA) Time travel to back when Emiru had no viewers, compliment her skills at League, ask for coaching, she agrees, hop in Discord and woo her with my natural charisma \n\nB) \\[Emiru has her PO box number in Twitch bio\\] Travel to Texas to the PO box address, camp out there for weeks until she comes to pick up her mail, follow her home. Pretend to be homeless and ask for a place to stay. She agrees and then I naturally woo her with my natural charisma \n\nC) My family goes on a vacation to New York and we fly over Texas. Threaten the plane with a bomb threat, grab a parachute and jump out the plane just as it passes right above her house. As she sees me parachuting down she sees me, her knight in shining armor and falls in love instantly \n\nD) Find a Deathnote, make her die a peaceful death at like 70 and write \"fall in love with the user of this deathnote\" "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "This was on r/cringe",
      "text": "I don't know what it is about the internet but it just seems like every other post, comment and comment chain that touches on the word 'cringe' is some form of cringe. I can't stand it anymore. The cringe subs are just as bad as the ones that make fun of the cringe subs! What is it with internet culture and using 'cringe' as an insult because it's just so fucking cringey! Just because you make fun of a sub doesn't mean you've created a cringe subreddit! It's all about the subreddit and not the actual subject of the sub."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "awlias",
    "human": {
      "title": "Trying to find a reddit comment from a game developer talking about how he would optimize a game world, and correlates it to actual physics and constants and stuff?",
      "text": "SOLVED! \n\n&#x200B;\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5l4q4a/if\\_it\\_ever\\_turns\\_out\\_were\\_inside\\_a\\_simulation/dbt3gvd/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5l4q4a/if_it_ever_turns_out_were_inside_a_simulation/dbt3gvd/)\n\n&#x200B;\n\nI read it like 2 years ago and it's always stuck with me, I'm having a conversation with someone and would LOVE to find that comment. I've been googling for a while and have had no luck.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nMaybe someone here has it saved or something?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What if the Simulation hypothesis is true?",
      "text": "What if our Universe is the game, and our simulated Universe is the game itself? \n\nIt's like if our Universe is a game and our Sims are the players. \n\nIf this is the case, what if our Sim characters don't have free will?\n\nIf it's the same thing with our Universe, what if the Sim character has no free will?\n\nIs this the same as the Sim theory? \n\nThis is where the simulation hypothesis comes into play. \n\nWhat if all of this is a simulation?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "cryptocurr",
    "human": {
      "title": "Bitcoin or Ethereum?",
      "text": "Bitcoin and Ethereum are the two driving cryptocurrencies and have been the trendsetters of advertising in the past. Be that as it may, translating which one will be stronger speculation is exceptionally difficult. The later rally within the cost of Bitcoin may have supported the account of digital gold and as an effective store of esteem, on the other hand, Ethereum is additionally pointing to form an enormous effect within the advertise with a few genuine arranged updates. \n\nLet\u2019s have a look, which one will be a better investment.  \n\nBitcoin or Ethereum?\n\nWith the launch of the much-anticipated Phase-0 of ETH 2.0 on December 1st, Ethereum took a big leap towards improving the network\u2019s scalability, speed, and security.\n\nIts migration to the new proof-of-stake system, ETH or Ether\u2019s role is now not just limited to that of a store of value asset and fuel for transactions, it will be extensively used for staking to ensure the security of the system.\n\nThe final phase of the upgrade is e"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Is there something wrong with a small business owner who pays more than minimum wage?",
      "text": "I've been reading a lot about this lately, and I'm wondering if there is a small business owner out there who is paying more than minimum wage? \n\nI know that when I started my business, I was paying my employees $9.50 an hour, and now I'm paying them $12 an hour. I'm making less money than when I started, but it's not like I'm starving and I'm starving now. \n\nAnd I think that if a small business owner like me pays more than minimum wage, then we'd be able to be more financially independent. \n\nThe thing I'm wondering is if there's anything wrong with paying more than minimum wage. I know that minimum wage is supposed to be a living wage, but I really think that small business owners are taking advantage of our tax dollars. \n\nI'm wondering if that's the case, and if any of you small business owners feel like you're taking advantage of the system."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "etymology",
    "human": {
      "title": "Etymology of Capitol",
      "text": "There was a hill, one of the Seven Hills of Rome, called Capit\u014ddium / Capit\u014dlium, which was supposedly first the name of the Temple of Jupiter located there.  It has been reconstructed as a compound of caput \u2018head\u2019, and solium \u2018seat, throne\u2019 from older \\*sodiyo- (related to Old Irish suide, Gaelic suidhe \u2018seat, sitting\u2019) meaning something like \u201cChief Seat\u201d.  Though the change of d to l in many Latin words is widely considered interference from another related Italic language, the disappearance of s is unclear.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nSince the first part of compounds often ended in a vowel (even if the original word didn\u2019t, at some stage probably done to avoid groups of odd consonants touching), older \\*kaputo-sodiyo-m to Capit\u014ddium is possible.  If s was deleted, oo > \u014d would have happened, explaining the long vowel.  \n\n&#x200B;\n\nSomething similar seems to happen in other compounds with s to 0:  \\*tr\u0101ns-kw\u012blo- > tranquillus (related to Old Norse hv\u00edla \u2018resting place, bed\u2019, Old English hw\u00edl, Englis"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Where did the \"pizza\" from \"picnic\" come from?",
      "text": "I've read a lot about the origin of the word \"pizza\". But I never really understood its etymology.\n\nhttps://www.etymonline.com/word/pizza\n\nA google search for the etymology of \"picnic\" seems to suggest that the phrase \"picnic\" comes from a very specific etymology which I can't find for the word \"picnic\".\n\n\nI'm pretty sure that \"pizza\" comes from the Latin word \"picus\", which means \"little\". So I guess what I'm asking is: Where did the word \"picnic\" originate from?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "chess",
    "human": {
      "title": "TIL: Young Alireza Firouzja was auto-banned on chess.com because he was deemed too successful for an untitled player.",
      "text": "This was when he was 11. chess.com algorithms decided he must be cheating to rise in rank so quickly, being an unknown. He was cleared after a manual review of course. Apparently a lot of GMs also flagged his account for cheating.\n\nSource: chess.com interview after 9th round after his >!win!< against Rapport."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Can anyone help me with these tactics?",
      "text": "I need them to get better. [Here's a video I made](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZlBKg7V3Gc). I'd appreciate any help (and maybe some comments on my moves) you can give me. Thanks very much.\n\nThis is the first move. I got this one wrong:\n\n1. Bxf2 e5\n2. Bxf5 Qe7\n3. Bxf6 Be7\n4. Rfe1\n\nThis is the move I made:\n\n1. Bxf2 e5\n2. Bxf5 Qe7\n3. Bxf6 Be6\n4. Qc2\n\nAnd I think it has a bit of a strange position, but looks a little better. I'll post on the other one if I get something else right.\n\nEDIT: Now I'm getting these:\n\n1. Be2 Qe7\n2. Bxf2 Rfe8\n3. Qd2\n\nHow do I avoid these?\n\nEDIT #2: No idea why this didn't work for me. I'm starting to think my opponent has some nasty piece. Thanks for helping me out!"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "wallstbets",
    "human": {
      "title": "Crypto moon shot for valentines day",
      "text": "   \nFair Launched Yesterday\n\nThe next generation of doge coin is here, and spreading love! No more hyper inflation and minting millions of tokens, we are truely hyper deflationary! 2% of every transaction is burned and 2% is redistributed to holders, giving holders a bigger reason to hold long term with use cases coming in the following months.\n\n\u0422\u043eken\u043emi\u0441s\n\n200M \u0422ot\u0430l Su\u0440\u0440ly\n\n\\-9k marketcap\n\n\\-50% of supply burned already\n\n\\-26M left for private sale message **niftyvalentines on telegram**\n\n\\-4% of supply for marketing and team\n\n8% Buy Tax\n\n\\-4% liquidity\n\n\\-2% Burn\n\n\\-2% Reflection\n\n8% Sell Tax\n\n\\-4% liquidity\n\n\\-2% Burn\n\n\\-2% Reflection\n\nNF\u0422s\n\n\\- Coming in phase 3! Nfts will be coming once we hit 2500+ holders\n\nContract Address: 0x1221b7bf6b60cb990efa53904d608ec099d06c2e"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "$NIO is going to moon.",
      "text": "NIO has been doing great this week. If you have a couple hundred dollars to throw at this stock, you should get in."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "etymology",
    "human": {
      "title": "Etymology of Capitol",
      "text": "There was a hill, one of the Seven Hills of Rome, called Capit\u014ddium / Capit\u014dlium, which was supposedly first the name of the Temple of Jupiter located there.  It has been reconstructed as a compound of caput \u2018head\u2019, and solium \u2018seat, throne\u2019 from older \\*sodiyo- (related to Old Irish suide, Gaelic suidhe \u2018seat, sitting\u2019) meaning something like \u201cChief Seat\u201d.  Though the change of d to l in many Latin words is widely considered interference from another related Italic language, the disappearance of s is unclear.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nSince the first part of compounds often ended in a vowel (even if the original word didn\u2019t, at some stage probably done to avoid groups of odd consonants touching), older \\*kaputo-sodiyo-m to Capit\u014ddium is possible.  If s was deleted, oo > \u014d would have happened, explaining the long vowel.  \n\n&#x200B;\n\nSomething similar seems to happen in other compounds with s to 0:  \\*tr\u0101ns-kw\u012blo- > tranquillus (related to Old Norse hv\u00edla \u2018resting place, bed\u2019, Old English hw\u00edl, Englis"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How did \"toilet\" come to mean \"to wipe\" instead of \"to shitter\"?",
      "text": "I'm having trouble finding out the etymology of this word, as it has a number of different meanings in English. What's the source of this etymology?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tifu",
    "human": {
      "title": "TIFU by using common sense to accidentally uncover a very dark and horrible series of events that lead to me having one less sibling.",
      "text": "The story began a year ago when my mother and grandmother took DNA tests from Ancestry, to find out new information about our family genealogy. Nothing terribly profound was discovered, aside from a few significant relations to some historical figures, and some third cousins on the other side of the country. \n\nThe process, though very dull to me, intrigued my sister, who has always wondered about her biological father. My mother, for my sister's whole life, has admitted that there are two different estranged men who may be her father, and she was curious to put the mystery to bed. She had an offer online to take 23andMe at a reduced cost, so took it. She waited with bated breath to learn more information about her patrilineal heritage. When the results arrived, she was disappointed to find that no one in her direct patrilineal line had taken a similar test, and as it was through a different company, even the results of my mother and grandmother weren't present in her dataset. She accep"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "TIFU by trying to talk my mum out of her dog",
      "text": "I got up in the morning, and noticed my mum had woken up. I knew she had been up because I was the only one awake, but I was still getting dressed and making breakfast, and didn't have my favourite coffee. So I went downstairs to get some coffee, and I saw my mum's dog outside. I immediately went to pet him, and my mum came home from the bathroom, and asked me if I could help her out, so my dog gets the coffee, and gets a treat. I'm not trying to be a dick, but it's a bit difficult to play my favorite game at that moment, and to be honest, I was a bit disappointed with myself. It was still early, so I had to play my favourite game, and I really wanted to get a treat, so I said no. \n\nShe got mad, and told me to get out of the room, and that she would call the police, and I left, and went downstairs, and tried to talk my mum down. She was really angry, so she told me that I am a terrible person for thinking that she is an awful person, and that I am a terrible person for thinking I am a "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "paranormal",
    "human": {
      "title": "Weird creature outside my window",
      "text": "I was home alone that night and I was watching TV, just some crappy shows as usual. 2 hours went by and then I saw this weird creature outside my window, I thought it just was a bird since it passed my window so fast. 3 days later and I was home alone again, I kept having this weird feeling that somebody was watching me so I looked out the window but I didn't see anything. I wasn't very convinced that I was alone so I waited a few more minutes and then I saw it again. It's kinda hard to describe but it had pale skin and blood stains on it, although I can never catch the other stuff of how the head looks like for example. It always passes by my window, it's like it's running from it time to time. So I joined a paranormal community on another social media app, many told me that it was a demon I disturbed. If so I don't know how I did that, I'm not scared of it tho so I guess that's good :/ apparently if I am it would kill me but I'm not sure anymore. I haven't seen it in weeks now, I won"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A question about the paranormal. Any help would be GREATLY appreciated.",
      "text": "First time posting here. \n\nI have a couple of questions. \nFirst:\n\nI live in a fairly large house and have always had a weird feeling about it. As I said, it's a two-story house, and we've always felt as if we are being watched. \n\nOne of the main reasons it started is because as children the three of us (me, my sister, and my cousin) would often get the feeling that someone was watching us. We didn't realize at the time that they were just our imaginations.\n\nSecond, I've always heard that a lot of paranormal activity happens because a person is sleeping alone. I've never really felt unsafe or alone when I slept. Ever.\n\nFinally, I've always wondered if the paranormal is more common in more rural areas. I have a friend who has lived in a rural area for most of his life, and he told me that things that you hear in the city are almost never heard in the country. I think this has something to do with the fact that in rural areas, you have far less people to hear/see what's going on.\n\nI have "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "jokes",
    "human": {
      "title": "An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream. A passing shepherd calls out \"Dinnae drink frae that, it's all fulla coo piss an shite!\"",
      "text": "The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent \"I'm terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen's English?\"\n\nAnd the shepherd says \"I'm terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?\""
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What do you call a gay prostitute who only cares about whether you can get hard?",
      "text": "A good one."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "drugs",
    "human": {
      "title": "Food prices up, while drugs stay the same",
      "text": "Over the last few months i quit paying attention to prices of things, because it is safe to assume it is more expensive than last time i bought it. I try not to get all worked up when there's not much i can do about it.\n\nI just realized today that a can of four loko was never raised. Same as 2 years ago when i started. Then i thought about it more and realized, my drugs have been the same too. \n\nWtf? My drug dealer runs a better business than the big businesses? Hell idk, I'm dumb as hell when it comes to the economy and how all that works.\n\nAnyone else see the humor...irony...craziness in this? I'm going to go smoke a bowl and forget about it for now."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I think I might have gone psychotic because of weed.",
      "text": "I've been smoking weed for 3-4 years now. I've always liked it, but it wasn't until recently that I started getting a little bit of paranoia and anxiety. I like that feeling though. But I have had this feeling of wanting to jump off of buildings/buildings and stuff, like when I'm in a dark room. I've used to be fine with that, but lately I've been feeling it more and more everyday and it's hard for me to not think about it.\n\nI don't really smoke much anymore either. I used to smoke a lot when I was in high school and college, but since then I've only smoked maybe a few times.  I smoke maybe once a month now.\n\nI've been working full time for a while and I'm very busy with my life. I'm also not the best at multitasking and stuff so I'm not able to really get as high as I used to. Also I'm pretty overweight, and that probably doesn't help.\n\nAnyways, I've been thinking about this. Is it normal for me to be experiencing this? Or am I going to have to take some time off from smoking and see "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "math",
    "human": {
      "title": "I don\u2019t know where to post this but I\u2019m really happy about my math journey at the moment.",
      "text": "Hi everyone, I\u2019ll be headed to university this fall and decided that I needed to brush up on my math skills (I will be taking Calculus I). I was not really strong in mathematics, just average after sophomore year and coupled with a bit of a mental block I didn\u2019t feel the need to try. I realized that my life is in control and math is what I make out of it and I\u2019m starting to fall in love with it as I once did. I woke up at 8 am and have been working on some fundamentals that I\u2019ve been lacking and stopped at around 4 pm. \n\nI just couldn\u2019t stop myself from going, it didn\u2019t feel like a chore and it felt like I was happy to learn. Although I will be reviewing junior and senior year i am quite excited to continue!"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How do we find the area of an infinite circle?",
      "text": "The area of a circle is given by:\n\nA * P x Q = (P^2 + Q^2) / 2\n\nWe know that P and Q are both integers, so P^2 + Q^2 is either sqrt(2) or 1, which is not enough to determine the area. The area of a rectangle is only given by sqrt(2) and 1, so we know that P and Q should be integers.\n\nHowever, we don't know how many sides are in P and Q, and it seems impossible to find out with any certainty. How can we find out the area of an infinite circle?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "confession",
    "human": {
      "title": "I used to steal small items and lie about them when I was younger",
      "text": "FYI: I suck at telling stories\nWhen I was younger, think about 7 - 11 years old, I would steal stuff, small items I though were cool and then lie about where I got them from. \n\nI\u2019m pretty sure this started around the time when all the boys were stealing cool tyre valve caps. anyway, my best friend at the time him and his brother had the coolest stuff and I\u2019m not sure if it was jealousy or i just liked what they had but I stole 4 of his brothers warhammer figurines and put them on my book shelf in my room (I lived over the road from them at the time and we saw each other almost every day) any way he come over and i got really excited that I had these figurines that i just had to show how cool they were. Any way, he recognised that they were his brothers and I of course denied they were and said they came with another toy I had, his brother comes over and says that they are his so he ends up taking them and we all continue about our day like nothing had happened, I think my mum was a lit"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Remorse] Being alone makes me want to kill myself.",
      "text": "[Remorse]\n\nI've been in a place where I'm very alone and I'm losing my mind. Every single negative trait I've ever had is coming up in a negative light and I'm a very depressed person. Every day is a new day where I'm reminded of how lonely I am and how I'm alone, I'm a lonely soul. \n\nI don't know if this is what a therapist would call therapy because I don't have the energy to go to therapy and I have no one to talk to about it. My family and friends have tried to help me and I just don't want to be with them anymore. \n\nI'm so sick of everything going to shit and I'm so tired of constantly being lonely. \n\nI don't even care if my family or friends don't support me anymore, I don't care if my parents don't understand why I'm upset or why I'm not doing things. I have tried so hard to be happy and now I feel like I'm a worthless human being. \n\nI don't want to just kill myself but I feel like I have to. I don't even care if it's in a suicide note or I end it on my own terms, I just need to"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "singularity",
    "human": {
      "title": "What if at certain point a self-improving AI will accidentally break itself?",
      "text": "Nobody is free from making mistakes. No matter how ideal an algorithm may seem there is always a possibility for an error. You can reduce it, but never remove completely. So, imagine this scenario: ASI starts improving itself to be smarter or something, and one day it makes a critical mistake, breaking it's own code, which goes annoticed. Corrupted code produces even more mistakes, and spreads like some kind of digital cancer. It doesn't have to be this exact situation, there can be much more. There's systems in place that check the whole code for possible situations like this? Well what if those systems break too? Start sending the wrong reports for example? Will the ASI just keep adding new systems that check everything? Or will it perhaps stop improving itself at some point? Would it maybe refuse to improve itself at all due to being concerned about it's own safety?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How will technology progress in 10 years?",
      "text": "A bit of background. I am a senior in high school and have been watching sci-fi movies, playing video games, and reading a lot of sci-fi books. One of my favorite sci-fi books is \"The Expanse\". I got interested in this series because of how realistic it is. The series follows a space exploration mission that goes horribly wrong. The second book is \"Leviathan Wakes\" which is coming out this year. What are your thoughts on the future of technology?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "amitheasshole",
    "human": {
      "title": "AITA for causing my husband to get fired?",
      "text": "\n\nMy husband (33) has a habit of making up excuses to get out of work. Simply for just not feeling like working on certain days. This has affected us financially because his boss kept lowering his salary as a result. I had to get a 2nd job. He's now bought a ps5 from his 14yo cousin and started playing with it day and night. Meanwhile missing work and lying to his boss about why he does it. This time it's because of bad diarrhea and he couldn't get off the toilet, that time is because of fever etc etc.\n\nHonestly I got fed up with him ruining his job and causing us money. I told him he needed to knock this off but he told me to stay out of it and focus on my JOBS.\n\nDays ago. He was as,eep after staying up all night playing video games. He's decided to skip work even though his boss gave him a last warning. His boss called at 8 a.m and I picked up the phone. He asked where my husband was and whether he was coming to work. I straight up said no, because he was up all night playing video g"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "AITA for telling a guy to stop being a douche?",
      "text": "I've seen a lot of posts from guys who are \"bros\" and complain about other guys' girlfriends having \"girlfriends\" and complaining about guys who have girlfriends.\n\nI don't think it's good to generalize all guys and all women, but it seems to me like both guys and girls do this.  I'd say the biggest problem is that it's hard to tell how serious someone is about being a \"real\" boyfriend or girlfriend.  A lot of people seem to be like \"I'm such a nice guy, I'll just take it as a compliment and leave it at that.\"  But that's just not how this works.  People don't just say \"I'm a nice guy but I'm a total fuckboy and I totally don't want a girlfriend.  So you can have whatever you want, I'm just being nice.\"  \n\nSometimes people say that they have a girlfriend, and other times people claim to be dating someone who they're not really dating, or claiming to be dating someone who they're not really dating.  So I'm wondering, why the fuck are guys complaining about a girl's boyfriend and not comp"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dreams",
    "human": {
      "title": "Idk what to call this",
      "text": "So last night I had an absolute headache of a dream in that it was so complicated and much more intricate than my dreams usually are. It started off with me in some kind of overnight camp with a bunch of other people, but there were these three people that only I could see and no one else could. I kept trying to figure out if this was the case of not, and I remember at one point we all went to the washroom to wash our hands and there was already someone at one of the sinks. But as we were walking towards the sinks, the person only made eye contact with me and seemed to not notice the others at all. Then we (everyone at the camp) went to some kind of workshop where we learned how to make some kind of machine from scratch, and then we all went on an adventure through some old ruins and eventually made an airplane to fly back to the city?? Anyways by this point my three friends who were only visible to me had disappeared. And reality got kinda funky, because I was able to pause and rewind"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Crying wolf dream?",
      "text": "   I'm watching my parents eat some food I'm helping them to make, and I'm helping them to pick out what they want.  The food comes out of the fridge, and now it's time for them to eat it.  I'm standing there with them, and I'm looking to the fridge and the door for food, and I'm crying, but I'm not really crying or saying very much, I just cry silently trying to get my mother's attention.  As I'm crying, my mother looks in the fridge and sees me crying and says \"I'm hungry too....\"  My dad then says \"I'm hungry also.\"  My father and I are in the kitchen together, and I have my hand on the fridge handle.  I then look up and the room is very dark, and a wolf is in the room with us.  The wolf is still looking directly at us, and I'm watching it.  I'm so scared.  I look at my father, and he walks towards the wolf, and I follow.  He walks closer, and I start to panic.  I run into my room and turn on the light, and the wolf is gone. \n\nI woke up.  It's been bothering me a lot, and I'm really"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tipofmytongue",
    "human": {
      "title": "[TOMT][MUSIC][1997-2004] Unable to find any details on this song, possibly named 'Open Sesame'",
      "text": "Hello. I have recently inherited a massive stack of cassettes of my dads from the mid 90s to the mid 00s. As well as pre recoded tapes, I have some of his mixtapes. The following song comes from a cassette with no identifying information on it, no writing on the theme of the songs (like his others). I asked him about how he acquired the songs on the mixtapes, he said that before he had a computer (I believe we got ours in 04), he would borrow CDs and tapes and dub the songs he liked onto a blank cassette. A few, but not every, song on this tape have been taped from the Polish radio, and the song I am looking for has the familiar radio hiss, and you can hear a radio ident at the end of the song that goes \"s\u0142yszysz mnie / can you hear me\". The songs on the tape are no older than 2004, and no earlier than 1997.\n\n[The link to the song](https://voca.ro/124d8IsicYJD)\n\nI haven't caught all the lyrics, but the ones I have are:\n\n\"Look at the crimes hiding behind the rhymes\n\n\\[...\\]\n\nIt's incred"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[TOMT][Song] A song I've heard before, but I can't for the life of me remember the name of it.",
      "text": "It's a female singer. It's a song about two girls getting in a fight. \n\nThe song starts off with a man singing \"I'm always on my way\" and then she does.\n\nI can't for the life of me remember much of the lyrics, but the chorus that I can remember is as follows:\n\n\"I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight.\"\n\n\"I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight.\"\n\n\"I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight.\"\n\n\"I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight.\"\n\n\"I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight.\"\n\n\"I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight.\"\n\n\"I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight.\"\n\n\"I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight.\"\n\n\"I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight.\"\n\n\"I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight.\"\n\n\"I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight.\"\n\n\"I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight, I'm in a fight.\""
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "rant",
    "human": {
      "title": "It\u2019s the job of every generation to make life easier for the next, not harder.",
      "text": "Every single generation has had some flavor of ill will towards the next generation. Baby boomers were called drugged out hippies, Gen X were lazy and had no work ethic, Millennials ate too much avocado toast and were too vain, on and on ad infinitum. This is not new, but for fucks sake, I\u2019m tired of it.\n\n\u201cI was drafted, and you\u2019re complaining about not being able to find your dream job?\u201d \u2014 Congrats, you were a victim of the military industrial complex and the burden of poor men and women being forced to fight rich people\u2019s wars. I shouldn\u2019t have to suffer because you did.\n\n\u201cWell I worked 70 hour weeks just to feed my family, why are you complaining about minimum wage? Get another job!\u201d \u2014 So your beef is with the government that doesn\u2019t care if poor people get ground up in the capitalist machine. I shouldn\u2019t have to suffer because you did.\n\n\u201cI was beaten and I turned out fine, discipline your kids the right way!\u201d \u2014 If you think hitting children is fine, you didn\u2019t turn out okay. **PEOP"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Fuck you for being a piece of shit.",
      "text": "I was in the middle of a conversation, and I came out of nowhere to yell at that piece of shit, and now nobody gives a fuck about me anymore.   I know I'm being a fucking asshole, but I'm just so angry.  I can't take it anymore.  I should've just left the conversation, but I can't.   Now I'm just sitting here, with the most important conversation in my life, and if the conversation is about something I want to talk about, and I'm just in the fucking middle of it, then I'm really fucking mad.   I'll let you know when I'm done with this fucking conversation, and I'll let you know what the person is doing, and what I need to do, and I'll tell you exactly why I'm mad so we can just chat.  All you fucking people are a waste of damn time.  You're fucking people."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "christianity",
    "human": {
      "title": "those of us who regret our abortion...",
      "text": "I urge you to consider sharing the depth of your story, soon. Publicly, not just anonymously.\n\nWe have been forgiven, but the wound has left a mark. God uses everything and He is calling us, now. Have courage. I'm working on mine, and it's hard, but please consider this. \n\n\u2764\ufe0f"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I need help with a question",
      "text": "For some reason it seems like many Christians don't know this, but the Bible says you can't have sex before marriage. I know I know, but it's so hard to remember if it's just a \"I know\" moment or if I'm actually supposed to learn something from it. \n\nHas the Bible ever said you can't have sex before marriage?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "confession",
    "human": {
      "title": "I stole books from a charity and then threw them away",
      "text": "This post is inspired from the post a guy made about needlessly stealing books from Barnes and Noble. What I did wasn't the same but similar. \n\nA couple years ago I was in a Christian men's adult rehab. It worked like Job Corps. We all lived in an apartment building. We worked 45 hours a week at the nearby thrift store ran by the charity. This is the same charity that has people ringing bells around christmastime for donations. \n\nIt was a strictly ran place. We had to shave every morning, had to have a collared shirt tucked in when not in our room, had to attend church twice a week and participate as well as look happy. The people that ran the place believed that we could all better ourselves if Jesus was involved with every part of our life. That also meant the media we consumed. The television we watched had to be PG or Christian related. And the same went for books. They had a \"library\" which was one measly bookshelf and it only contained God themed self help books. \n\nThis was no go"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I've been hiding a relationship from my partner",
      "text": "I've been seeing a guy for about 3 months. He's a very good friend of mine and as such we have a sort of relationship where we hang out together, talk and so on. \n\nThis is one of the things that's been bugging me. He's not the type of guy I usually see out, he's very shy and keeps to himself. At times he's even so quiet that I can't even hear him talking. \n\nI've been having a hard time with him not telling me about his day. Even when we go out to eat, I only know that he's planning to go home for a while. \n\nI don't want to sound insecure but I really don't know how to feel. I feel like I'm not enough for him. \n\nI don't know if what I'm feeling is true or if it's just a feeling. I've been thinking about breaking up with him at times but honestly I know it's not the right thing to do."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "subsim",
    "human": {
      "title": "Best Co-Op naval game?",
      "text": "something that can be played with less than 4 people."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Let's Talk: Why do some people believe that the world \"happened\" to them?",
      "text": "I'm not here to debate the existence of God, or the existence of the supernatural, or any of that stuff. My question is that, if someone, at some point, believes that the world \"happened\" to them, why do they believe that? It seems like it would be extremely difficult to believe that you had this experience once, and have it happen again."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "zen",
    "human": {
      "title": "~ Baby Zen ~ (BCR, c.80)",
      "text": "^(()[^(A GreenSage OP)](https://greensage.fandom.com/wiki/GreenSage_Wiki)^)\n\n(Case 80 of the Blue Cliff Record)\n\n&nbsp; \n\n\n***\n***\n\n>>## A monk asked ZhaoZhou, \"Does a newborn baby also have the sixth consciousness? \"\n>>\n>>## ZhaoZhou said, \"(Like) tossing a ball on swift-flowing water.\u201d\n>>\n>>\n>>## The monk also asked TouZi, \"What is the meaning of 'Tossing a ball on swift-flowing water'?\u201d \n>>\n>>## TouZi said, \"Moment to moment, nonstop flow.\"  \n\n\n***\n***\n\n\n&nbsp; \n\n\nThis is a reference to the [\"eight consciousnesses\".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Consciousnesses)\n\nAccording to my basic research on this topic, there is a shared tradition between the various Indo-Buddhist traditions of the six \"consciousnesses\" which correspond to the five senses plus a sixth sense of mental consciousness or awareness. This is probably what we, in the West, typically refer to with the term \"consciousness\" itself.\n\nIt would seem that the [Yogachara](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogachara) school"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A new way to understand Zen.",
      "text": "[Tao is the Tao](https://www.reddit.com/r/zen/comments/c4q2f0/taoism_is_the_tao/)"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "zen",
    "human": {
      "title": "From you, 1000 years ago",
      "text": "Whenever I hear someone saying that \u201cthe real Zen\u201d is not in the books, I wonder what they think the world is. \n\nHumanity has this amazing technology that allows for people who are alive today to communicate with people long gone. We, as the alive ones, get to hear about the conversations Zen Masters where having through the texts we read. We get to ask them questions, to compare them between each other, to answer with our own art and OPs that get discussed between all the other students of Zen in a worldwide platform where anyone can theoretically come in to read and talk with whoever else is interested.\n\nThe problem we keep running into, I think, is that in regards to the particular thing the Zen tradition is about, Zen Masters can\u2019t teach us. Does that mean their words are useless and, as someone suggested, we should delete this entire sub? Heck no! \n\nNot only are their words of some of the highest literary quality around, but of an outstanding philosophical brilliance, with a pleth"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "The Unborn",
      "text": "In a recent discussion of zen with a friend, I found myself repeating some words of Huangbo. I've always felt like saying them again and again, because I think they can be understood if you really look for the words, and I've learned a lot from reading the translations of the sutras. But there's such a long time between the original words and the translations, and so many words have been translated that it's not surprising some are mis-translated. Anyway, I had a couple of questions.\n\n1. How would you say Huangbo would respond if one asked him to give advice?\n\n2. How do you think Huangbo would answer if one asked him to share the dharma?\n\n3. How could you best translate Huangbo's words?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "rant",
    "human": {
      "title": "It\u2019s the job of every generation to make life easier for the next, not harder.",
      "text": "Every single generation has had some flavor of ill will towards the next generation. Baby boomers were called drugged out hippies, Gen X were lazy and had no work ethic, Millennials ate too much avocado toast and were too vain, on and on ad infinitum. This is not new, but for fucks sake, I\u2019m tired of it.\n\n\u201cI was drafted, and you\u2019re complaining about not being able to find your dream job?\u201d \u2014 Congrats, you were a victim of the military industrial complex and the burden of poor men and women being forced to fight rich people\u2019s wars. I shouldn\u2019t have to suffer because you did.\n\n\u201cWell I worked 70 hour weeks just to feed my family, why are you complaining about minimum wage? Get another job!\u201d \u2014 So your beef is with the government that doesn\u2019t care if poor people get ground up in the capitalist machine. I shouldn\u2019t have to suffer because you did.\n\n\u201cI was beaten and I turned out fine, discipline your kids the right way!\u201d \u2014 If you think hitting children is fine, you didn\u2019t turn out okay. **PEOP"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I fucking hate this post.",
      "text": "Why the fuck would you post this on the front page. This is the worst post on this subreddit and it is not funny. There is no point in commenting because it isn't funny!"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "changemyview",
    "human": {
      "title": "CMV: Teenage Americans \"hating America\" take it too far. I'm an 18 year old Asian girl, really left on the political scale, and still conflicted.",
      "text": "For a long time, I fell into this trendy trap on TikTok of gathering all of my information from my for you page at the height of the Black Lives Matter movement. That was my mistake. There were a few attention-grabbing phrases that seemed to really enthrall most teenagers. Phrases like: \"I hate America\", \"All cops are bad (ACAB)\", \"F9!!\", etc. Now, listen. Hear me out. I align myself heavily with BLM. I'm pro-choice, pro-gay, pro-women's rights, and I am passionate about social issues. But, I'm also a realistic person. I love America. I love the concept of a protective system for American citizens. We need one. Because I love America and this concept, I want America to become the best it can be (holding it accountable, per say) and HEAVY accountability for the police.\n\nI started to see people trying to explain themselves on their phrasing. \"I don't actually hate America- I just hate how America is right now and this sucks and this sucks and this sucks.\" or even the occasional \"Oh, yeah"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "CMV: I think that the term \"fake news\" should never have been invented.",
      "text": "The term is essentially \"I can't believe he did this\" or \"I can't believe he did that\". Not exactly the same thing as \"fake news\".\n\nWhen someone says \"fake news\", it's pretty much a catchphrase to refer to any news which is \"not true\" or is \"fake\". \n\nIf you're really trying to be objective about it you can say that it's pretty much meaningless, but I think it's a term that should have never been invented."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "letstalkmusic",
    "human": {
      "title": "What is required to create profoundly sad and tragic music? Are there any books discussing composers states of mind or reasoning while creating such music?",
      "text": "Currently listening to some Max Richter, it got me to wondering about something I've wondered about in the past... that is, in order to create profoundly sad and tragic-sounding music, must the composer of said music have gone through some immense tragedy? Is such music a combination of personal loss/grief/tragedy and theoretical prowess, with a dash of alchemy? Because I'm a life-long musician who has gone through no shortage of great tragedy, yet I cannot string together a single bar as sad as some of the music I've heard. Granted, I am self-taught and don't know theory, so I wonder if that's my missing piece, though I know there's no shortage of great musicians who didn't know any theory. Of course I know this is all highly subjective... what I might perceive as profoundly sad and tragic might just seem moderately or even just lightly sad and tragic sounding to you... but still, just humour me. Are these just innately more sad people? I've wondered the same about Radiohead. I know T"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What are your Top 5 Songs of the 90's?",
      "text": "What are some of your top songs of the 90's? \n\nI'm thinking of songs from the 90's that I like that are not on the radio. I've listened to a lot of 90's songs and I've heard a lot of 90's songs from friends and the radio. \n\nBut what are some of your top songs from the 90's that you like a lot that are not on the radio? \n\nAlso, if you have any that you don't like a lot, what is the reason for that? \n\nAlso, if you have any songs I have not heard yet, that are good, I'd be very interested in hearing them. \n\nThanks for any advice."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "awakened",
    "human": {
      "title": "How going blind helped me to see clearly",
      "text": " \"With a sickle cell bleed we have no idea what we'll find. There could be scarring or a detached retina. We would usually advise that you just rest at home for a few weeks to see if it heals by itself, but as you are already blind in the other eye, that isn't practical. So we are going to operate but I just want you to know the risks.\"\n\n\"Gulp!\" I don't know if you can actually think the word \"gulp\" but if you can, I did.\n\nAt this point I had been blind for 6 days, since my sickle cell anaemia caused a mutant blood vessel to burst in my left eye.\n\nThe top eye doctor at the top eye hospital in the UK (and possibly the world) Moorfields, had just delivered the scary news that the operation may not work and I might be blind for good.\n\nThis was my moment of truth.\n\nA year ago I had lost the sight in my right eye because of a sickle cell bleed, which I didn't go to hospital for because it was the height of the Rona and I'm not a fan of coerced medical experimentation.\n\nI'm also not as ident"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How to change the world",
      "text": "I like to think that I'm good at what I do, but how can I change the world?\n\nI know that I can't change the world, but I'm pretty good at it.\n\nHow do I make the world a better place?\n\nHow can I make the world a better place?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "My girlfriend (29F) and I (30M) had our first real fight and recovered, however she hasn\u2019t mentioned our previous plans for the 4th since. Should I ask about it? I\u2019m so scared to ask for what I want because I\u2019m scared of \u201cno\u201d",
      "text": "\nMy girlfriend (29F) and I (30M) had our first serious fight two weeks ago (we\u2019ve been together for 7 months almost 8). I won\u2019t get into those details, but it ended up with us taking space for a week. We both came back to each other after a week sorry and willing to work on our relationship. We spoke about how it matters to us, and other positive things. We\u2019re talking daily and spent the entire weekend together. She is skeptical to have sex again as she wants to take things slow and get this right. I understand and I am all on board with being patient (although she did get completely naked Saturday night but didn\u2019t want to have sex - confused me but it doesn\u2019t matter). \n\nThere really isn\u2019t an issue we\u2019re just trying to rebuild emotional intimacy and I\u2019d say things are going very well so far. The issue is we had plans prior to our fight to spend the 4th weekend together at her friends lake house. She hasn\u2019t mentioned it to me since we\u2019ve started talking. I\u2019m sure it\u2019s crossed her mind a"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Boyfriend [24] and his ex [24] are friends and my friends are mad",
      "text": "The boyfriend and his ex are friends and have known each other for about 5 years. We all have a close friend that is friends with both of them and we all see them everytime we go to the bar. \n\n\n\n\nThey have been dating for almost 4 years now. I'm not sure if it's still going on but I know it was not long ago. It's weird because they don't really date or anything. I know that's the type of relationship that people have on snap chat and stuff. \n\n\nI know he's been trying to get them back together. I don't know it's like a relationship that's going on I just know I've seen them both a lot. \n\n\nThe problem is that the ex has no friend in my friend circle, she doesn't meet up with her friends at all. I don't know if it's because she doesn't like her friends but she doesn't talk to them. I know it's not cause she hates them or anything but she doesn't really talk to them and I'm just wondering if this is a common issue that people have. I know she's not really friends with her friends but she d"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "rant",
    "human": {
      "title": "How the hell do they think that the Roe versus Wade overturn is a good idea? We already have a formula shortage.",
      "text": "For the past couple of months there's been hardly any baby formula on the shelves. I understand breastfeeding is a thing but there are plenty of babies that can't have breast milk. I have a friend with a four month old who broke down crying the other day because there was none of the specific formula she needed on the shelves and her health provider wouldn't give the specific one to her. Do they realize that the babies aren't going to be okay? Obviously not but it just pisses me off to no end that they think overturning it was the right thing to do much less at a time like this. They are causing far more harm than good. In fact I can't even think of any good that would come out of this in the first place."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I hate the term \"SJW\"",
      "text": "First of all, I'm a white straight male so to me it doesn't seem like I have a problem with this. On the other hand, I'm not a feminist/SJW/whatever you want to call it, so I'm not really sure what you mean by that.\n\nAs I said, I don't really see it as a problem either. You mean like, the people that whine about stuff and get mad if you call them out on it are just regular people? That's not really how I see it.\n\nAnd it's not like the term is used ironically or anything. It's used in the sense that it's a hate term meant for people who disagree with the SJW movement. And that's what I think you mean by it.\n\nAnd I could say that there are many people who use it for people who are like that, but I would still say that the majority of people who use that term are just hating on people who disagree with them or don't agree with everything they do.\n\nJust my two cents."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "asoiaf",
    "human": {
      "title": "Rereading AGOT is painful (spoilers main)",
      "text": "Reading it and knowing what happens to the Starks especially Ned just feels very sad, I can barely continue it. Does this happen to anyone else"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "(Spoilers All) A question about Jon Snow's identity.",
      "text": "I love the little shit.\n\nHow can you be a bastard and an only son, have a noble father, a noble father's father, and a noble grandfather, all at once?  And if you are a bastard, where the hell did he come from?\n\nEDIT: It occurred to me that it's possible that he's simply a wildling.  Either way, it's a damn good story.  I'm glad they're doing a \"what's going to happen next\" style teaser for this season."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "sex",
    "human": {
      "title": "Have any other hetero women's libido in red states taken a complete nose dive since Roe on Friday?",
      "text": "I feel badly for my partner, but I feel like I'm in a state of grief and I can't shake it. I feel repulsed by men's silence and lack of concern for the situation. I'm upset that my partner isn't as upset as I am. I know that's not fair, but I don't even want to talk to other people that aren't feeling the same grief I feel. \n\nIs anyone else struggling with this like I am? I want to feel less alone."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Question] How do I know if a woman is into me?",
      "text": "So I have this girlfriend that I've been seeing for two weeks. She's really sexy, and I know she has no problem being flirty with me. But one of the things that's really starting to get on my nerves is that she keeps talking about how she wants me. I was wondering how you guys knew if a girl was into you. Also I have a feeling she's interested in someone else."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "prorevenge",
    "human": {
      "title": "New ownership takes over and guy goes on vacation for two years due to stupid new rules.",
      "text": "A family friend was working at the same company, since he was 26, up to when he was 64, when the below started. (I did get his approval to re-tell the story, just not include anything specific, so I am keeping it anonymous and quite general on the specific details.)\n\nPart of the problem, was the laws in the country increasing the retirement age from 62 to 65 when he was in his early-mid fifties, and then again from 65 to 67 when he was about 62-63.\n\nThe old owners were a family and run the bussiness with benefits to the employees.\n\nFrom everything I have heard, I think they were giving an extra vacation week after every 6 years at the company. So ontop of the standard 4 weeks, he had an extra 6 weeks at the time of the events. Also people had access to two weeks of working home office, when the job allowed them to or an extra week off, for those that couldnt use it. So he was getting 11 weeks off each year.\n\nAs a bonus, the family owners were allowing people above 55 to use their vacat"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How I got revenge on a shitty teacher who would call me names and treat me like shit. (x-post r/teenagers)",
      "text": "This wasn't really a revenge story, more of just a story about a shitty teacher I had.\n\nBack in 7th grade, we had this teacher who would call all the kids in the class (me included) names and make us do homework.\n\nI had a bad record but I always made up for it with my grades. This teacher had an actual vendetta against me because he was a shitty teacher. He was the only teacher that I hated, it was because he was a mean teacher and made me feel like shit.\n\nAnyway, the day comes and I am excited, the teacher tells us to go to a different class room, I was happy.\n\nWe get there and he is waiting for us. I am so excited to start my homework. It's a very slow period, and I get a few questions to do. I can barely contain my excitement and I start my work.\n\nHe walks up to me and starts yelling at me. At this point I'm thinking I fucked up. I had a 2.0, I could have gotten a 4.0, but I screwed up. I had no idea why he was so mad at me. I was just doing my work. He continued to yell at me, and "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "askmen",
    "human": {
      "title": "What is considered \"initiating sex\"?",
      "text": "I often see men complaining about their partners not initiating, and even in my experience, when I thought I did, I was told I don't. So I'm confused about what it is that men consider initiation."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What is the best way to get to know someone's sexual history?",
      "text": "I've been really interested in how to get to know someone's sexual history, but I don't have any specific advice. I guess my main question is, how do I know if someone has had sexual experiences with other men or women in their life?\n\nI already know that I like to learn about others sexual histories, but I'm not really sure how to find out someone's sexual history.\n\nAny suggestions are appreciated."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "trees",
    "human": {
      "title": "Someone left an unsmoked blunt on my doorstep.",
      "text": "I live in an apartment complex. There was no note. Just a blunt laying in the middle of my welcome mat. What should I do?\n\nOne of my friends said not to smoke it because it might be laced with fentanyl or something. I don't plan to because I'm starting a new job in a few weeks and I don't know what their testing policies are yet. \n\nGuess I'll save it for a rainy day? Is there a way to tell if it is safe to smoke?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Trees for the win!",
      "text": "So last night I was high and just watching the game with my gf and we were both sitting there eating and just kinda getting serious and stuff. Then I just started singing the old school rap song \"Trees for the win\" by OutKast. I have never heard this song before and it got me so high that I just started singing along and I was just totally lost in the song. It got us so high that we started laughing hysterically as we were just laughing so hard at the ridiculousness of it. We were just talking about how this song is awesome and we were just telling each other all this good stuff and stuff. Then we started talking about how we would love to get high and smoke together and stuff. Then we started singing and laughing and it just made us so happy. It was so great. I just wanted to post it here because I thought everyone else would be interested in it. Happy holidays!"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "confession",
    "human": {
      "title": "In Grade 3, I poured cement into someone\u2019s open car window because I was dared to.",
      "text": "My friend dared me to and he had a bucket of what I assume was cement outside his house. He kept pressuring me saying it\u2019ll be funny and not to be a wimp. I felt so bad for weeks my stomach would hurt. I went back the best day and the window was closed and it looks like it was cleaned somewhat. My friend then blackmailed me saying if I didn\u2019t give him my cafeteria cookies (they were amazing) he\u2019s tell on me. I gave in for a few weeks until one day I just didn\u2019t and nothing happened of course. I deeply regret doing this. Fuck you daniel you skeet"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'm not sure I have a friend.",
      "text": "I've been struggling with this for quite a long time. For some reason, I'm not sure I have a friend in life. I don't know if I'm depressed or what the term is, but I don't have any friends. I'm kind of obsessed with friendships but I don't have any friends to be the friend. It's kind of weird, I can't even remember when the last time I had a friend was. \n\nI know I've had other friends but they're not the closest friends. My mom has always really cared about me, but I never really knew her. My dad has always been really good to me and I would do anything for him. I'm always talking about how I want to move away from my dad and be with my mom. I know that's a horrible idea, but it's really hard to just be by myself. I want someone to watch me and just make sure I'm okay. I want someone to be my friend. I have a lot of friends that I've known for a long time but I'm not sure if I have any close friends of my own. \n\nBut I never want to lose anyone. I would be upset if something happened to"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "whowouldwin",
    "human": {
      "title": "Superman, Batman, Captain America, and Spider-Man are given a year to rehabilitate these characters and turn them into heroes, can they do it?",
      "text": "They must rehabilitate:\n\nSoldier Boy (Amazon)\n\nGarou (opm)\n\nFreiza (dbz)\n\nJason Voorhes \n\nShigaraki (mha)\n\nMichael Myers\n\nHomelander (Amazon)\n\nFreddy Krueger \n\nA-Train (Amazon episode 1)\n\nHomelander (comic)\n\nBlack Noir (comic)\n\nJohn Kramer (Saw movie 1)\n\nThe leprechaun (leprechaun)\n\nGod (supernatural)\n\nHero Killer Stain (mha)\n\nRed Skull (616)\n\nDr. Doom (616)\n\nAnd\n\nLex Luthor (comics)\n\nWhich of these characters could Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and Captain America successfully rehabilitate and turn into genuine superheroes in one years time?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "The Avengers (MCU) vs the Champions (MCU)",
      "text": "The Avengers are gathered together in New York, with the Champions in Sakaar. The Champions are assembled on the planet of Attok. The Avengers are tasked to defend New York, while the Champions are tasked to defend Sakaar.\n\nAssume that Ultron is still around, and that the Avengers have no means of stopping him. How long would it take for the Avengers to beat the champions?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "i feel like my girlfriend isnt real",
      "text": "Im (F20) and she s (F19) \nPretty much that s it. We ve been together for 7 months now and we moved together 4 months ago.\n\nI have a few mental problems, not diagnosed but pretty obvious. I had a period of really bad breakdowns a month ago and she was there for me but i feel like i am too much to handle lately.\n\nNow my breakdown are better but i feel like she is not real. I dont feel like she is a person, i dont feel anyone in the house when we are together. I cant understand how she is real, it feels like a big illusion. I feel detached from her, i feel like i havent actually een her in a really long time.\n\nI am freaking out. I dont know what to do\n\nTL;DR : i feel distanced from my girlfriend because of mental health"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'm [25 M] feeling lost and lost right now.",
      "text": "So some background. I've been with my girlfriend [25 F] for a few years now. We've lived together for a few years and we've been married for over 2 years. I have a really hard time expressing emotions and this has been a huge issue because she is very sensitive to emotions and I usually can't get her to open up about her feelings. I've tried to talk to her about it when she doesn't like it or when she doesn't have time, but she gets easily upset and shuts the conversation down when I'm trying to ask her something. \n\nI was at a party with some friends last night and my girlfriend was at another party with her ex. It's about a week after her ex moved back to her town so when I saw her I decided to take a picture of her. We texted each other for about 10 minutes and then I went to the other party with my friends and my girlfriend was there. She texted me the picture and I tried to see if she was okay. She was not. She got upset and I didn't take any pictures again with her because I didn'"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "copypasta",
    "human": {
      "title": "Im about to lose my virginity rn",
      "text": "i'm 37 and rn i got a girl in my room. we were about to bang and i played some king lele highlights as background. but she said she doesn't like lechickenshit(?). I was so shocked so i grabbed my phone and ran to my bathroom to ask yall if it's worth it? Should i lose my virginity with her despite her not liking lebron or should i just kick her out stay a virgin and finish watching the highlights by myself\n\nFound on r/nbacirclejerk by u/anon173728147183721"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I did it!",
      "text": "I did it! I've reached my goal of posting a post every single day! I love it! I love every moment that I get to spend on Reddit and it's thanks to you, the people of this site. I just wanted to thank you so much for the support that you've given me in the past year. It means a lot, especially as I was trying to take the hardest road in order to get to this point. I appreciate every single person that has visited my profile, every single subscriber that has subscribed me, and every single person that has given me a positive comment or feedback on my post. So thank you for that, you beautiful people, for allowing me to post here every single day. You're my reason why I am here and why I make this subreddit what it is. Without you, I wouldn't be able to post here everyday at 6 in the morning and post this post. So thank you for that, you beautiful people."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "whowouldwin",
    "human": {
      "title": "Every human on Earth is combined into a Human Kaiju as large as our combined biomass. Can the composite human kaiju take down modern Godzilla? w",
      "text": "If every human on the planet were combined into a human-shaped Kaiju, how powerful would it be? \n\nThe Human Kaiju is made of the combined biomass of the entire human population. It is shaped like a human. It does not have the combined strength, speed, durability, or whatever other stats besides weight and size and the ability to function like a movie Kaiju. It is roughly as smart as an average human. Would this composite human Kaiju be able to take down modern Legendary Godzilla or some other modern Kaiju? \n\n***\n\n- **Round 1:** Human race kaiju versus any of the Category IV Kaiju from Pacific Rim\n\n- **Round 2:** Human race Kaiju versus GvK Kong\n\n- **Round 3:** Human kaiju versus GvK Godzilla"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Spider-man vs Daredevil",
      "text": "The two of them fight at night. All are in character."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "paranormal",
    "human": {
      "title": "The thing in my grandma's house",
      "text": "For some context, my grandparents and I live very close to each other, our houses are literally connected, my house is in the backyard but it's a few meters away from their house, we have a some space between the houses where our dog normally passes his time playing, but this time he was inside. \n\nIt was at 2:40, i remember waking up because I heard him growling, it was incredibly loud, he even woke my dad from his dream too. I called for my dad and he answered, we both knew that there was something wrong in the other house. I was a bit scared because I thought that someone had broken in so I grabbed a metal bat that we had on the backyard and accompanied my dad as he locked the gate outside. When he walked to lock it the lights in the backyard suddenly started flickering, it felt weird and I mentioned so to my dad, but he just got annoyed and said that I shouldn't mind it.\n\nWe were now outside my grandparents house, i was going to open de door in the back when my dad stopped me in my "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I am lost",
      "text": "This is a throw-away account. I'm not really sure how to start this. This is something that has always bothered me.\n\nI have a very strong gut feeling that I am being watched. I've never had any kind of paranormal experiences, so I'm not sure how to go about getting this feeling. It has been in my life for a long time.\n\nWhen I was in high school, I worked as a night security guard. I have a sense of foreboding that I never had before. I could tell someone was watching me and had never felt so helpless. I've since left my job and I'm now a teacher. I have had experiences similar to this. I can feel that I'm being watched.\n\nI know that I am in control of my actions and I am in control of my thoughts. I'm not sure if I'm even going to go through with this. \n\nThanks in advance."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "changemyview",
    "human": {
      "title": "CMV: Political protestors should gather outside legislatures, not courts",
      "text": "In light of the recent Supreme Court decision in Dobbs v. Jackson, protestors have gathered outside of the Court as well as the homes of various judges. In my view, this is not an effective form of protest because courts are not designed to be political bodies which rule based on the popular opinions of the time. Instead, courts are designed to rule based on the law and protect the rights of the minority, even at the expense of the majority, no matter how fervent the political opposition.\n\nAs I understand it, the job of the Supreme Court is to interpret The Constitution as the law requires. Their job is not to reach decisions that are politically popular. That responsibility falls to legislatures, whose members can be voted into and out of office, and who ostensibly represent the opinions of their constituents via democratic process. Legislators should consider the popularity of policy when doing their jobs, judges should not. This is why most judges are appointed and not elected. Good"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "CMV: The United States is not the greatest country in the world.",
      "text": "I am not a big fan of the United States, and I am not a fan of the people who live here. I am a big fan of our country's greatness, however, I am under no delusions that it is the greatest country in the world. It is simply the greatest country in the Western Hemisphere.\n\n\u200b\n\nI know this point may not be very popular, but I believe that one of the greatest tragedies is that we are constantly told that we are the best country in the world. \n\n\u200b\n\nIf anyone is interested in my reasoning, I would love to hear it.\n\n\u200b\n\nThanks!\n\n\u200b\n\n\u200b"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "conspiracy",
    "human": {
      "title": "Anyone else now hearing stories from the vaxxed people in your life about various health conditions they have acquired since getting jabbed?And for some reason... they don't seem to be able to connect the dots",
      "text": "I live in a country where 90%+ of the population got the jab. Each and every one of my friends bar 1 person got it. And now, i'm hearing an avalanche of stories from them about various health conditions they have acquired. Just last month, I had to take my friend to the doctors because he suddenly went deaf in one ear. I'm hearing an alarming amount of my friends telling me they have diabetes now (seems to be the most popular) and a few stories about heart issues (mainly from the older people in my family). Other conditions i've been made aware of from my vaxxed friends include: hernias, osteomalacia,   asthma, kidney problems and infertility (PCOS).\nMy friends are all in their early 20s\n\nAnd not one of them have linked it to the vaccine. This can't be a coincidence. I'm running out of vaxxed friends that don't have any health conditions. I'm terrified for them. In a way, i'm glad that they haven't connected the dots, that way, they don't feel like fools (even though they should). On t"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'm sick of the MSM.",
      "text": "And you guys are sick of reading about it."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "hobbydrama",
    "human": {
      "title": "[Video Games; Modding] Fallout: The Frontier; or the story of how one of the most anticipated mods for Fallout New Vegas went down in flames.",
      "text": "It\u2019s been over a year now since I first asked if a write-up had been done on the drama surrounding Fallout: The Frontier, but I\u2019ve finally got this finished and ready to go. This is my first post on the sub, so just let me know if I\u2019ve done anything wrong and I\u2019ll try and change it; and let me know if I\u2019ve neglected to include anything and I\u2019ll try and add it. This is a re-upload of my original post, because I made a typo in the original's title.\n\n# Before the Bombs Fell: Prelude and Background\n\nFallout is a post-apocalyptic RPG first released by Interplay Entertainment in 1997. Following the success of Fallout, in 1998 Black Isle Studios (a subsidiary of Interplay) released Fallout 2. These two games are commonly referred to among the fanbase as \u201cclassic Fallout\u201d, and both games are commonly held in high regard. In July 2004, following years of poor finances exacerbated by a string of bad management decisions, Interplay- facing bankruptcy- sold the rights to the Fallout franchise to B"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[Tumblr Inquisition] The fandom is mad about a popular fanfiction on a tumblr blog",
      "text": "I'm not sure if this has been mentioned in this subreddit yet, but one of my favourite parts of Tumblr is the Tumblr Inquisition. A few years ago, fandom-related blogs were generally filled with spam and spam filters, and Tumblr started cracking down on this. Now, however, the fandoms that were once filled with spam and spam filters are filled with people who are actively seeking out and sharing fanart, fanfiction, and fanart-related memes and artwork, but also actively trying to enforce a stricter filter against spam.\n\nNow, I've seen some people complain about this, but I also see some people who are happy about the changes that this has brought to the fandom. I think it's a good change, and I certainly don't think Tumblr is going overboard with their changes.\n\nI can't speak for anyone else, but I can speak for me. I've seen a big increase in the amount of fanart and fanfiction that I find on Tumblr recently, and I can see how it would be a big problem if Tumblr started cracking down "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "rant",
    "human": {
      "title": "It\u2019s the job of every generation to make life easier for the next, not harder.",
      "text": "Every single generation has had some flavor of ill will towards the next generation. Baby boomers were called drugged out hippies, Gen X were lazy and had no work ethic, Millennials ate too much avocado toast and were too vain, on and on ad infinitum. This is not new, but for fucks sake, I\u2019m tired of it.\n\n\u201cI was drafted, and you\u2019re complaining about not being able to find your dream job?\u201d \u2014 Congrats, you were a victim of the military industrial complex and the burden of poor men and women being forced to fight rich people\u2019s wars. I shouldn\u2019t have to suffer because you did.\n\n\u201cWell I worked 70 hour weeks just to feed my family, why are you complaining about minimum wage? Get another job!\u201d \u2014 So your beef is with the government that doesn\u2019t care if poor people get ground up in the capitalist machine. I shouldn\u2019t have to suffer because you did.\n\n\u201cI was beaten and I turned out fine, discipline your kids the right way!\u201d \u2014 If you think hitting children is fine, you didn\u2019t turn out okay. **PEOP"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "To the asshole that left their empty coffee cup in the coffee maker in our apartment",
      "text": "You put that cup down like a fucking civilized human being who doesn't like the smell of their own piss. Also, I don't have a coffee maker because I don't really want one. It's like a piece of trash that should have been thrown away. Also, it's not that big of a deal because I have a big family. And to the person who left that piece of trash in the coffee maker, you must be the most ungrateful person I know. I feel like I hit a new low in life. You don't even have the fucking decency to put your hand out to pick it up. You just fucking left it there so you could watch your family go through your morning cup of coffee."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "paranormal",
    "human": {
      "title": "Something demonic has followed me home. I\u2019m scared of what that could mean.",
      "text": "I know how silly and clich\u00e9 this sounds, I\u2019m sorry. This is my first post so I\u2019m sorry if this is formatted completely wrong. \n\nMy sister and I were driving home around midnight after my mothers flight from Montr\u00e9al to my province was cancelled. \nThe both of us were extremely tired and angry because of the situation, so that may have played a part on the attachment, but I digress. \n\nOn the road leading into town, there\u2019s a bridge that overlooks a large wooded area by a river. Sitting on the edge of a bridge was what looked like a man dressed in all grey. We couldn\u2019t see his face or make out any features because it was dark and we were driving over 110km/h. For a moment we were stunned and I asked my sister if I should call the police because it could have been somebody in trouble or somebody who was considering jumping off the bridge. \n\nWe decided to let the police office know via non-emergency but nothing has come of it. \n\nAnyway, I just woke up from a disturbing dream and I know it\u2019s"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "My first experience of a paranormal event.",
      "text": "I had one of those 'firsts' on my doorstep when I was young. I was around 7 years old when my family moved into a new home. I had a cat named Boo, he was a greyish orange colour, and he had a big fluffy tail. My mum named him Boo after the cartoon character Boo.\n\nI remember having a lot of fun with the cat, and when I was about 9-10 years old I had to play with him at the window to keep him cool while I went to the kitchen to get some milk. It was a hot day, and there was a cool breeze blowing. I sat down under the window, and right when I was about to turn Boo round to face me he jumped off the window ledge onto the ground. He was so surprised he kept jumping all over the place and looking all around. I remember that I felt absolutely terrified, because I was just about to turn the window away from the window ledge, and he was all over the place. He was sitting right beside me, so I was just completely terrified. I didn't have anyone to keep me company but my mum, she walked in right "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "whowouldwin",
    "human": {
      "title": "Every nation is represented by its most badass historical ruler in a fighting tournament. Which nation wins, and with who?",
      "text": "If the most badass, or generally most dangerous, best at fighting, strongest, etc person who ever ruled every nation on the planet were to throw down in a fighting tournament, which nation would come out on top, and with who representing them? \n\nEvery nation picks its most dangerous former ruler and enters them in the battle. This can include kings, emperors, prime ministers, presidents, etc. The ruler doesn't have to have ruled the modern version of the nation, so Roman Emperor can fight for Italy or Mesopotamian ruler can fight for Iraq. Everyone understands the stakes and are fighting seriously. \n\n***\n\n- **Round 1:** Bracket style tournament. Melee weapons only.\n\n- **Round 2:** Battle royale. Melee weapons allowed also."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Gandalf vs. Batman",
      "text": "Batman has his regular batcave, and Gandalf has his lair. Who would win?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dota2",
    "human": {
      "title": "Why do English speakers hate Russians?",
      "text": "Hi guys. I'm from Belarus, and I play mainly on European servers, and very often with English-speaking people. And as soon as someone hears my Russian accent, it immediately starts: \"shut your mouth\", \"mute\", etc., and after the game they report me for toxic behavior. And, FOR EXAMPLE, after I solo win the game, no one even apologizes to me. For the last 20 matches I have 8 MVP. Look at my conduct summary. So, I want to return to the question and understand what the Russians have done to you?\n\nadd: about communication in the game - on European servers I try to speak English, except for games where there are also a couple of Russian players, where do I need to call some kind of fight or move, I give information in both English and Russian language\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3z191txlz5891.jpg?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9014486d75bcd0c0cd39623f891d7cb9908cc5a"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "The real reason for the new patch",
      "text": "When you look at the patch notes alone, it doesn't really make sense. It's more of a new feature, not a new patch. However we know that the new patch was implemented for a number of reasons, and the most important being the balance of the game.\n\nThe changes are mainly to balance heroes, but the changes affect the game on a number of scales. The change to the courier also directly affects the game, so it's a very good example of the changes affecting various aspects of the game. The other changes are also very good examples of this. The changes to the hero select screen are very good examples of how the changes effect every part of the game - including map awareness in the mid lane, pushing as a core in the early game, and denying in the offlane. \n\nSome of you will be saying \"Oh but what about hero select screen changes that affect other things?\" Well, here's the thing. There are many other things that affect the game, but the changes to the courier are the best example of how these cha"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "offmychest",
    "human": {
      "title": "I just got a vasectomy and I encourage other men to do the same.",
      "text": "I hesitated before getting one because I thought it would be painful, but I was wrong. It was a quick procedure, not too invasive and it barely hurt. I was numbed beforehand so I didn't feel anything really. I'm glad I went through with it. I no longer have to worry about unwanted pregnancies and my girlfriend can finally get a break from her birth control pills.\n\nI decided to get one because my girlfriend and I don't ever plan on having children, and when she tried to get a hysterectomy she was turned down by 3 different doctors and told she would change her mind. On top that her birth control pills were having a serious impact on her health so we both decided she'd stop taking them and I'd get a vasectomy instead. \n\nSo many guys whine about vasectomies because they are either uneducated about the procedure, or they're flat out selfish and expect their partners to take on the responsibility of contraception on their own. \n\nI encourage other men to get one too, vasectomies are effectiv"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I can't fucking believe I'm writing this.",
      "text": "I haven't been online in 6 days. I just wanted to get this off my chest.\n\nI fucked up. I fucked up really bad. I went online and posted some of the most vile, racist shit I've ever written online.\n\nI've always had a very thick skin, I've never had anything bad happen to me. I never have. But I fucked up.\n\nI feel like a complete and utter piece of shit.\n\nI have no idea what to do now."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fantheories",
    "human": {
      "title": "[The Owl House] Witches are the descendants of ancient humans",
      "text": "What we know about witches: they live, alongside many other creatures, on the corpse of a gigantic being known as the Titan, or the Boiling Isles. They are physically very similar to humans, the main differences being their pointed ears, their more colourful range of hair and eye colours, and the bile sacs attached to their heart that allows them to innately perform magic. And at some point in their history, witches either did not use or did not have these bile sacs, instead using glyphs to draw on external magic.\n\nThe Titan is the first clue. The various parts of this creature\u2019s body have innate magical properties, and its blood is a key ingredient to opening portals into other worlds, including the human realm. We have only seen it used in items specifically made to channel it, but it\u2019s stated that pools of the stuff can form natural portals, allowing objects \u2013 and very rarely, humans \u2013 to cross between worlds. There is very little of this substance remaining in the present day, most"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[MCU] Avengers 4",
      "text": "I've been thinking about how to explain the events of Avengers 4. I'm not trying to be a hard ass because I don't know everything about this. I'd love to hear some theories to help make sense of it for myself.\n\nI'm going to break this down into three main theories, so let's start with the first theory.\n\nTheory 1: Avengers 4 is the end of the Avengers Initiative.\n\nTheories tend to have two things in common:\n\n* It's a theory that states Avengers 4 is the culmination of several theories. \n\n* It's a theory that states Avengers 4 is a prequel to Avengers 1.\n\nAvengers 4 is the culmination of the Avengers Initiative. \n\nFirst things first: the Avengers Initiative is a \"team\" of superheroes who work together to protect the world from threats such as Ultron and Loki. The Avengers Initiative is not a government agency (like the Avengers). It is a group of superheroes on the same level as the Avengers.\n\nSecondly, the Avengers Initiative has never actually been implemented. Most of the heroes invol"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fantheories",
    "human": {
      "title": "[MCU/LOKI] Sylvie isn't Lady Loki. She's....",
      "text": "His wife. From an alternate reality.\n\nI think Slyvie is/was Loki's wife and mother of his child and the TVA, for whatever, took their daughter.\n\nThe flashback we see is not of Young Slyvie, but of their kid.\n\nI say this because despite being variants, Slyvie and Loki share very little in common.\n\nShes also very vague about her backstory with us only really knowing she was adopted and taught some kind of magic which i suspect to be witchcraft (Loki learned magic from his mother, who is a witch and was raised by witches). She never says she was raised by Odin. She never says Thor is her brother. \n\nI think: Slvyie is some witch who married Loki, had a kid, the TVA ruined their lives, and shes out for revenge, attracting their attention by donning the Loki name.\n\nShe's Lady Loki not in the sense that she is the female Loki. She's Lady Loki in the sense that she is the wife of Loki.\n\nShe's \"a\" Loki. Not Loki from another world."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[SPOILERS] Captain America: The Winter Soldier - The origin of Peggy's Shield?",
      "text": "Possible spoilers for Winter Soldier and Civil War.\n\nI just finished watching Captain America: The Winter Soldier and I'm still not sure as to what the origins of Captain America's Shield is. I've always had a guess, but for some reason I was not able to really connect the dots and I wasn't able to find any kind of real evidence/evidence that proves me wrong.\n\nSo here, I present to you the first real evidence against my theory!\n\nThe scene that begins the scene, with Steve Rogers giving his speech to the Avengers, shows Captain America using some kind of gadget to remove the shield from his arm. He then places the shield on his back, and begins using the shield like any normal man would, like how the real-world version of Steve Rogers would.\n\nI always assumed that the shield was left behind and that what followed was his actual shield, which was probably the one that Steve Rogers had taken off his \"normal\" arm.\n\nThe only problem is that it's stated by SHIELD (in the trailer) that the sh"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "letstalkmusic",
    "human": {
      "title": "Do people in their twenties really determine pop music?",
      "text": "So when Warner or Universal finally drops a new Ariana Grande song or The Weekend, Ed Sheeran, etc... who exactly are they doing that for? \n\nI remember when I was in high school and the song \"I got a feeling\" was released by the Black Eyed Peas (under Interscope) and its a song that many of my fellow teens liked at the time along with other such songs that were 'hits' that year. \n\nBut clearly that and other songs were marketed towards the nightlife-loving adults. Yet I feel that as teenagers want to have the life of a 23 year old, they want to imitate them as much as possible and so they lift up these artists by listening to them. \n\nBut Im also beginning to notice how inauthentic this so called \"dominance\" is of the 18-34 demographic.\n\nBecause many of us prefer independent artists. Yet, if you go to a public school back in 2009/2010, you'll hardly find the students playing Beirut, Bjork, Fiona Apple, Crystal Castles, Regina Spektor, Erykha Badu, Imogen Heap, among other independent art"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "The state of the music industry today",
      "text": "I am not going to list all the ways in which the music industry has changed in the past few years, but I want to take a moment to talk about how the industry is now.\n\nA lot of the people in the industry I have always associated with being \"hypebeasts\" because of their hype. They always seemed like the people that were always trying to get the first taste of the most hyped new band, but also seemed like the type that was very insecure about their success. A lot of the stuff they used to be doing to get that new band to the forefront now seems to be the exact opposite, and it is very interesting to see that dynamic change in the industry.\n\nI am also not going to even talk about the new way in which music is being packaged and distributed, because thats something I think every fan is very familiar with and has been around for a while now.\n\nSo here is what I want to talk about in this post, and I ask for you guys to give me your input and opinions on this question.\n\nThere has been a lot of"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "diy",
    "human": {
      "title": "How to proceed with painting",
      "text": "I recently purchased a home and one of the bathrooms had wallpaper in it. Today I took off the wallpaper. \n\nNow I'm left wondering what my next step is. I have an idea, but I want to do this right.\n\n I would like to paint the walls. I figured I would need to wash the walls well first. There is some mold and mildew in between the seems of where the wallpaper was. I plan on getting some TSP or mold and mildew cleaners for this.\n\nMy concern is that there is a lot of chipping at the bottom, where the wall meets the tile. \n\nShould I scrape off all of the old paint in the shower area? Is there a something to make this go easily?\n\nDo I only need to scrap and sand it down some to the point where it isn't peeling? Then I would put some sort of primer and sealant over it?\n\nHere are some pictures of what I'm talking about.\n\nhttps://ibb.co/jfJ4Bdd\n\nhttps://ibb.co/BjQHxgs"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Help needed",
      "text": "Hello, I need to make an exercise bench and I am not sure what type of materials I need and what kind of method to use to make it. I need a good bench with a very deep, sturdy base to support all the weight with at least 1\" of padding on the bottom and some sort of support. I am in the process of building a small garage and I want to make a bench to work on and if possible, have something to use for storage.\n\nI am not sure what I should use for the top. I want to use something durable and sturdy. One suggestion I have is to make it as wide as possible and use something like plywood on top. I like the idea of making it sturdy and thick.\n\nWhat I need to make the bench:\nMetal bar, some sort of platform to support the weight. A few of these can be found in a few different sizes from 2\" to 2.5\" depending on the height.\n\nI am looking for a good method to make the bench sturdy and durable. I need something that can take a lot of weight. I am going to use an iron as a way to support the weight"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "letstalkmusic",
    "human": {
      "title": "I've only ever listened to rock music for my whole life, how to I get into other genres?",
      "text": "I am 19 years old and the only music I've ever really known has been rock and it's sub-genres. \n \nMy father is one of those \"rock is the only good genre\" types of people so I only ever heard classic rock growing up. \nWe even only ever listened to rock radio stations, which left me oblivious of whatever new songs were on the radio.\nThroughout highschool I was big into 2000s pop punk (my older sibling got me into that) and I still consider that to be my favorite genre.\n\nRecently I mentioned to a friend of mine that I don't know any pop music so he showed me a bunch of popular songs and he was bewildered that I hadn't heard a lot of them.\n\nPart of the motivation to do this is to feel less out of touch, but also because I've gotten tired of listening to the same old stuff all the time.\n\nI hardly even know of any female singers, \nthe only band I've really listened to that has a female vocalist is Paramore.\n\nSome of my favorite artists are:\nGreen Day, The Beatles, Ben Folds, My Chemical Roma"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What was the last album you bought?",
      "text": "Personally, I just bought a couple of vinyls from my favourite artist, and I'm looking for other people who've recently bought their last vinyl. \n\nSo what was the last album you bought that you're looking forward to? \n\nI've ordered a few new records recently, but I've been a little underwhelmed (mostly because the record has been sitting on my shelf for almost 2 years). \n\nWhat are your thoughts?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "whowouldwin",
    "human": {
      "title": "Every human on Earth is combined into a Human Kaiju as large as our combined biomass. Can the composite human kaiju take down modern Godzilla? w",
      "text": "If every human on the planet were combined into a human-shaped Kaiju, how powerful would it be? \n\nThe Human Kaiju is made of the combined biomass of the entire human population. It is shaped like a human. It does not have the combined strength, speed, durability, or whatever other stats besides weight and size and the ability to function like a movie Kaiju. It is roughly as smart as an average human. Would this composite human Kaiju be able to take down modern Legendary Godzilla or some other modern Kaiju? \n\n***\n\n- **Round 1:** Human race kaiju versus any of the Category IV Kaiju from Pacific Rim\n\n- **Round 2:** Human race Kaiju versus GvK Kong\n\n- **Round 3:** Human kaiju versus GvK Godzilla"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A New Hope vs Empire Strikes Back",
      "text": "I feel the Empire Strikes Back is a bit underrated compared to the original Star Wars. They got a lot of stuff wrong, but they still did a good amount of things right. Most of the heroes are there, along with the rebels and the jedi. The Empire is still trying to conquer the galaxy, and the Rebels are still trying to survive. The Jedi have to deal with Vader's hatred, Obi-Wan's growing anger, and Luke's growing doubt. Most people consider the Empire to be more powerful and more dangerous than the Rebel Alliance, but that doesn't mean they're not trying to survive. \n\nI'd really love to see how all of this plays out, but I want to know who would win if I were to go with my own head. \n\nRound 1: The Force is not included in this fight.\n\nRound 2: Force is included in this fight.\n\nRound 3: Force is included in this fight.\n\nBonus Round: This fight was fought on Hoth, the planet of the same name in Star Wars. All three parties are fighting for it."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "amitheasshole",
    "human": {
      "title": "AITA for dropping off two drunk, rude girls at the bus stop instead of driving them home?",
      "text": "My boyfriend's best friend's girlfriend is always really rude to me. She wanted to hook up my boyfriend with one of her friends, so when I arrived into the picture she decided she hates my guts for 'ruining her friend's chance for a great relationship'. I was still trying to be nice if we had to hang out because of our boyfriends, but I preffered to avoid her, since she would always make a point to talk shit about my appearance/personality/fashion sense/work/etc.\n\nMy boyfriend and his friend went to a festival together, I was supposed to pick them up after, because they were drinking. I arrived at the parking lot at 3AM to see my boyfriend, his friend, his friend's girlfriend and her friend - yes, the one she wanted to hook up with my boyfriend. I was surprised, but before I could ask about it they get into a car. Few minutes pass until the girlfriend's friend asked if I'm \"the b-word that stole her loooooove\", which spiralled into them going into a rant about everything that is wrong "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "AITA for saying people are going to die in a car crash?",
      "text": "I've been to the DMV to get my license and license tag renewed. Everything's up to date. I've been waiting for about an hour and a half and I'm still waiting. I'm really upset because I'm only in line for a few minutes.\n\nI am in a rush and I'm not going to be a second to those in line behind me. It's just me and one other person in line. No other cars in the entire parking lot. It's only going to take me about ten minutes to get my license back to where it needs to be. I really want to get my license because I'm so excited.\n\nI am angry that I'm not in a rush and I'm not giving up my spot in line because I don't want to wait for 10 minutes for my license to get here. \n\nI understand the whole \"not being a second\" thing, but I just want to be a good person and take the spot that's available. I know that's not going to happen. I'm not going to be an asshole and I'm not going to not give a spot to a person in the line behind me."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "prorevenge",
    "human": {
      "title": "Saved my friends job and burned my creep of a boss.",
      "text": "So this is a story I have only shared a few times but always wanted to write down. Its long so there is a TLDR at the bottom.\n\nWhen I was in college some 10+ years ago, I worked for my University as a Resident Advisor in a dorm. It was a student job that afforded me a place to live in exchange for managing a floor in one of the student housing buildings on campus. The job itself was fairly basic and consisted of helping students with housing issues, maintaining an office hour M-F, having a duty weekend once a month and enforcing university policy. While I initially took the position for the housing, the dorm-community aspect ended up being fairly enjoyable.\n\nMost of the policies of the university housing were common sense, no loud music after 9pm or running in the building, ect. If someone was found breaking the rules, you would tell them to stop and document it in case the issue became a habitual. There were some rule infractions that also came with fines, such as smoking inside or da"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Feminists at TESOL institute: \"I will NOT submit to a male manager\"",
      "text": "In my university it's very common to see feminist faculty. They don't care about the \"institution\" or whatever you can call it. They only care about their own little micro-group. They hate the patriarchy and the idea of men in authority. The institution is there to support that hate. \n\nIn some other institutions they are not so much of a problem. In ours they are very much a problem. I was a TA for about a year. There are a couple of professors from that institute that do not have the same views and the rest of us were very surprised. One professor, a female, who teaches some of the courses we TA at our institution, is actually one of our teachers.\n\nA female (one, female, one, female) professor who I will call \"M\" and who is a feminist, was assigned as the head of the department and in this role she demanded that we teach her course exclusively. The school decided to give the course to another instructor in the department, a male (one, male, one, male, male, male) professor.\n\nThis new "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "truefilm",
    "human": {
      "title": "Is there a TrueFilm equivalent for TV series?",
      "text": "I'm wondering where to go to have more thoughtful and critical discussions about TV series. I find that dedicated subreddits for shows (with some exceptions) tend to feel like fandoms. Not only does this tend to discourage thoughtful critiques, but I find that it dilutes praise. I'd like to find a place like TrueFilm where you can actually learn and grow from reading other people's opinions. \n\nFWIW, there are exceptions. Season 8 of Game of Thrones definitely opened the doors for more critical discussions. The Wire subreddit has really strong and consistent posts (not surprisingly)."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Movies that are not about the character, but about their environment.",
      "text": "The first couple of movies that come to mind are (in no particular order):\n\n* The Matrix - about Neo and his journey to the Oracle.\n* The Fountain - about a man who is trapped in a cave that is slowly poisoning it's inhabitants, eventually becoming a literal hell on earth.\n* The Conversation - about a man who finds a woman's diary, that has a lot of details about their relationship, on a beach.\n* Requiem for a Dream - about a man who's life is turned in to a nightmare and he lives in a dark, dreamlike world.\n\nI'm looking for any others out there. The majority of these movies are not about the character in particular, but about the environment."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "asoiaf",
    "human": {
      "title": "[spoilers main] Blackfish pov chapters",
      "text": "I\u2019m currently on my third read through of the series and I feel as though there was some potential for a Brynden Tully pov chapter within AGOT and certainly within AFFC and/or ADWD. Martin obviously wanted to introduce Lysa through Cat but it might have been interesting to see her through the eyes of Brynden first. He fits a lot of what Martin wants within a POV character. I guess the one problem is that it would result in too many POV characters within the Riverlands. Within the latter books Martin\u2019s willingness to introduce a POV for just a chapter or two has increased. If he were re-writing the series, I wonder if he would find a way to include a blackfish pov. \n\nSide note: I forgot he is still alive. Whenever I discuss the series with friends, I forget to talk about what he is potentially doing."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "(Spoilers All) I'm so happy about that we are getting a new episode this Sunday, and I'd like to know what you guys are looking forward to the most this season.",
      "text": "I'm very very excited for this episode, to say the least. The last 2 episodes have been very much in the same vein as the last season. I loved the last season and I can't wait to see it get a better release.\n\nMy main question, what do you guys want to see the most, and what is the one thing that you are hoping gets changed, or that you will see added?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fitness",
    "human": {
      "title": "Gym Story Saturday",
      "text": "Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[form check] Squat: 135 x 10, 135 x 8, 225 x 3, 275 x 1",
      "text": "I made a new video of my squat that I think I would like to hear some feedback on. Thanks in advance guys.\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQz8Yp2K3Gw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQz8Yp2K3Gw)"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "askmen",
    "human": {
      "title": "What is considered \"initiating sex\"?",
      "text": "I often see men complaining about their partners not initiating, and even in my experience, when I thought I did, I was told I don't. So I'm confused about what it is that men consider initiation."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How can I know if a girl is interested in me without ever talking to her?",
      "text": "I'm a guy, 20, and I'm extremely shy. I've been friends with my current best friend since we were 8 years old and we've had a great few years together, but I've hardly ever spoken to her. I guess I'm not that popular in my school, so I hardly ever talk to them.\n\nI recently got a new girlfriend, who also happens to be my best friend. We started having a lot of fun together, we spend a lot of time together, and we're really close. But I rarely talk to her. I know she has a lot of friends, but she's never really invited me out. I'm kinda afraid of her not wanting to talk to me. I guess I'm worried about her not liking me (or at least not giving me the attention I deserve, if that's the case).\n\nHow can I know if she's interested in me? I have no idea what to say or do to her. I don't want her to think I'm some creepy loser. How do I go about asking her out, without being creepy?\n\nI've never made any moves on her or anything. I don't do that. But I've never asked her out on a date. I feel l"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "My friend is chronically late, how do I deal with this?",
      "text": " tl;dr: the title\n\nWhen I say late, I really mean it. 30 minutes to an hour. isn't uncommon Last time we were supposed to hang out he was *an hour and a half* late, which is a lot even for him. His excuse was that his brother needed his help with moving some furniture, and then he had to do that for an hour. Then it took another half an hour to get to where I was, and he didn't take this into account. But he always has convenient excuses for why he's late.\n\nThings come up, sure, and being late now and again is only human. But my friend has been late *every* time for the last two years, not joking. The reason why I remember this is because I was so surprised when he was on time. It just never happens. \n\nThe thing is; he's one of my best friends and a genuinely sweet person, which is why our friendship has lasted. I love him like a brother, but I'm starting to feel like he's taking me for granted. Our friend group used to be larger, but his relationship with the others have deteriorated,"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Me [22M] with my GF [22F] of 4 years, I found out she has been seeing a guy. I don't have a problem with it and don't know what to think.",
      "text": "Me and my girlfriend have been dating for 4 years, I met her this year on a new job and she became my first girlfriend. We started dating in January and we are both going to our first semester in college.\n\nAnyways her and her best friend from high school have been going out and I can't help but notice that they are hanging out a lot. I asked her about the guy and she said they were just friends. Now I know she has been seeing this guy behind my back and I don't really know what to do about it. I don't want her to be doing anything with this guy, and I don't want her to be cheating on me. \n\n\u200b\n\nI know she has been seeing this guy while I have not been around, but I'm worried because of how old I am and because of when we started dating. I'm not as mature as I should be, and I have a fear of starting a relationship because of this. Do I talk to her about her going out with this guy? Should I break up with her?\n\n\u200b\n\n**tl;dr**: GF has been seeing a guy behind my back for 3 years, I have a fe"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "socialism",
    "human": {
      "title": "Stop saying \"just vote\"",
      "text": "After the Roe v Wade incident i've seen a lot of so called socialists on Reddit crying about \"VOTE\" and \"VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO\" when this sort of blind devotion to partisanship is why we are where we are\n\nThe Democrats are not your friends and they represent the same corporate interests as the Republicans do. Magically turning a state from red to blue won't change shit\n\nWhat needs to happen is shifting away from partisanship and loyalty to corporate shilled political parties. All voting and elections do are replace one member of the ruling class with another. Neither party represents the interests of the public.\n\nIf you think voting will actually cause change then you're part of the problem. We need to collectively move away from partisanship before anything gets accomplished"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How to get involved in Socialist Alternative?",
      "text": "I don't know where to start looking. I'm a liberal who has been radicalized by the Bernie campaign but don't know where to go from there. I'm also confused about the differences between Bernie and Socialist Alternative.\n\nIf you could direct me to a group or organization then that would be great. I feel like I've read a lot of stuff, but I'm in the process of putting my trust in Socialist Alternative. I'm looking for a quick summary of their goals and platform, but if there's anything else I should know, I'd appreciate it.\n\nThanks in advance, I really appreciate your help."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "letstalkmusic",
    "human": {
      "title": "Do you think it\u2019s wrong to listen to hip-hop if you haven\u2019t lived that hard lifestyle?",
      "text": "I want to preface this by saying that I enjoy hip-hop/rap/trap and a few other genres (mostly hip-hop and pop lately).\n\nOn r/NYStateOfMind, I asked for any recommendations for NY drill rap since I\u2019m starting to explore more artists. One user commented that I should just walk away and that this life ain\u2019t for me. Like I didn\u2019t ask how to be a gangster or act like a tryhard. I don\u2019t know why they thought that was the case, but ok.\n\nThis got me thinking, is it wrong to listen to hip-hop if I haven\u2019t lived that lifestyle? I know hip hop is varied and it\u2019s music at the end of the day, so it\u2019s not like I give a crap about that guy\u2019s opinion. I just wanted to hear what people\u2019s thoughts on this are."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "How do you describe a genre?",
      "text": "I guess this is a weird question, but I'm genuinely curious.  I've always thought of the term genre as being somewhat vague and meaningless, so I decided to ask the question.  Is there a specific way a genre is defined?  How can you distinguish a genre from the music that is released under a genre?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "fitness",
    "human": {
      "title": "Gym Story Saturday",
      "text": "Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Looking for a fitness app for the iPhone",
      "text": "Hey! I'm looking for an app that is good for both iPhone and Android users. The app was created by my friend. I don't know which one you would like to download.\n\n* **Android** - Iphone\n* **iOS** - iOS\n\nIf you have an app, that you would like to share, please do it. I will add it to the list.\n\nEDIT: I just bought the app from the official website. You can find it here: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/\n\nEDIT: If you want to try the app, you can go here: http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.myfitnesspal&hl=en\n\nEDIT: Thanks for the reply guys!"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "offmychest",
    "human": {
      "title": "People who voted Republican in 2016 are directly responsible for the women\u2019s rights regression in the US.",
      "text": "Whether you changed your mind, decided to vote Democrat or \u00ab\u00a0came to your senses\u00a0\u00bb is irrelevant. \nI saw one admin of a feminist page proudly telling her followers that her husband no longer voted for Trump. Who cares when people like him destroyed a fundamental right for women? \nI hope my Canada will hold on against the theocratical craziness."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'm too skinny",
      "text": "I'm too skinny and I don't know how to fix it. I've lost 25 pounds since I was 20. I'm trying to get back up to my normal weight but I'm at my goal and it's not working. I'm a lot more tired now than I used to be. I feel like I'm holding myself back and I feel like I'm not making a big enough effort. I'm scared to lose more weight and I hate not being able to see my thighs anymore. I hate not being able to see my hips anymore. I hate not being able to see my arms anymore. I really hate not being able to see my legs anymore. I hate not being able to see my hands anymore. I hate not being able to see my face anymore. I'm so tired of having to work harder to make myself feel good and then I'm not able to see all my new muscles. I'm so tired of not being able to see my face anymore. I'm so tired of losing weight and then hating how I'm not as fat anymore. I'm so tired of just hating how I'm not how I thought I would be. I'm so tired of being so tired of hating myself."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "conlangs",
    "human": {
      "title": "What is a conlang masterpiece?",
      "text": "So let's assume for a second that conlanging is an art form- which, being on this sub, I'm sure you would all agree with.\n\nOne interesting element of art to me is the seemingly inherent seperation of certain kinds of art into \"masterpieces\"- the pieces that are the inspiration for everything else, or the shining example of that genre, or the remarkable once-in-a-lifetime outsiders that everyone else aspires to, or however you want to define it. Though people disagree on what these might be, I think we can all think of prototypical examples off the top of our heads. For instance, the *Mona Lisa* is a masterpiece of painting, or I would say *Dark Side of the Moon* is a masterpiece of rock music, etc.\n\nSo my question is- are there any conlangs that you would classify as masterpieces? Or, even simpler, what would a conlang masterpiece look like? Is that even a useful term? Is it about the prestige, or the community, or the self-contained design, or something else?\n\nIf I had to designate so"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I'd like to know, in your opinion, the best way to start a language.",
      "text": "I'm looking for a good place to start and want to know if there are any resources out there or any resources you guys have that you think are actually good or have helped you along the way."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "asoiaf",
    "human": {
      "title": "Favorite wholesome theory? [Spoilers Main]",
      "text": "\n\nThe story of ASoIaF is pretty doom and gloom a lot of the time, and a lot of theories like to compound on that. We've got plenty of theories that add even more cannibalism, murder, apocalypse, and so on than we already have. And while that's all well and good, I want to hear about some theories that inject more wholesomeness into the story. So hit me with your happiest theories."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "(Spoilers Main) Are Cersei and Dany really a threat to Jon?",
      "text": "I understand that Jon is essentially a prisoner of the Iron Bank, but Cersei and Dany seem to be a greater threat to his freedom, both of them being known to be extremely ambitious.\n\nI could be wrong, but I would not be surprised if Cersei used her influence to get the Iron Bank to agree to a trade with Dany, and then use his wealth to fund the invasion. So, in a way, they'd both be working together."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "bitcoin",
    "human": {
      "title": "Public opinion against cryptocurrency...",
      "text": " I remember how in 2012 my friends and many other people told me that I was doing nonsense, referring to my interest in BTC, that it was not serious and in general it was a bubble, at that time I had no opinion, their criticism influenced me a lot, and I believed them, I stopped doing it...\n\nMany years have passed, none of them have admitted their HUGE mistake, but even after 10 years they keep telling me it's bullshit and cryptocurrency is dead...\n\nI came to my conclusions too late..."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "The Bitcoin Store is having a sale starting tomorrow",
      "text": "You can save up to 20% on your first order with a promo code!\n\nhttps://bitcoinstore.com/promo_code"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "asoiaf",
    "human": {
      "title": "Just finished stormlight archive and wondering if ASOIAF is a good read compared to stormlight archive which was amazing? Btw no spoilers for book plz although I have watched the tv series.(Spoilers main)",
      "text": "Btw no spoilers for the book plz but I hv watched the tv show a few years ago."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "(Spoilers Everything) A thought about the Red Wedding",
      "text": "I'm re-watching season 1-3 and as a result of my re-watches I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to re-watch the Red Wedding tonight.  I've re-watched that scene a couple of times now (with the same conclusions to be drawn each time) and it always gets me thinking about what GRRM has been getting at with this particular scene.  \n\nThe Red Wedding is a big deal, and it's a big deal not just because of the sheer amount of blood and gore, but also because of the context.  It's a major symbolic event in the series, and I have come to the conclusion that the Red Wedding is about the death of the Red Wedding, which is about the death of the \"real\" north.  \n\nSo what I'm going to do is take the most commonly-accepted theory of the Red Wedding (that it's a re-enactment of the Battle of the Bastards) and consider all of the possibilities that might have caused this to happen.  \n\nMy argument is that while the Red Wedding was a horrific event, it was more of a symbol than it was a literal re-"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "prorevenge",
    "human": {
      "title": "Don't mess with an engineer",
      "text": "I worked for a company that provides specialised equipment used in manufacturing. (To protect my anonymity I'll have to be vague about what exactly this machine does.) During my time working in this field I got to know many clients who would need these machines installed and serviced. \n\nOne of these customers we'll call Jake. I later left the company to for a different job, but Jake apparently kept my number. \n\nOne afternoon I got a call from Jake that they wanted a new unit installing and another unit needed maintenance and wanted to know if I was available. I let him know that I left the company but that I could pass him on to someone who could help. He tells me he'll pay 2x my current rate to install the unit over the weekend. He lets me know that the company has increased the rates for installation and the company just can't afford it. The instructions they sent over just aren't clear enough and their engineers are scratching their heads trying to figure it out. He begs me to consi"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Bully Me, You're Going to Hell",
      "text": "So, first off, this is a throwaway account, I made the account just for this.\n\nSo, I'm in my last year of high school, and I have a classmate who is very disrespectful towards me, to a certain extent. So, one day, I decided to take him out of my class, and he started to leave, and I followed him out. It was quite nice walking next to him, and I'm glad he was happy to see me. Then, he started to walk faster, so I didn't bother following.\n\nI was walking towards my own class, and I saw him walking towards my class, so I said \"Wait!\". (I could see him, but I couldn't hear him) So, I started walking towards his class, and I heard it coming from his room. So, I turned around and said \"I'd better not catch you\".\n\nHe saw me, and I asked \"Why are you following me?\" He said \"I'M THE FUCKING BOY\". So, I said \"You want me to follow you to my own classroom?\" and he got angry. \"If you were my teacher, I'd be the biggest bully you ever saw\" \"You've been bullying me ever since I met you!\" I started to"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "asoiaf",
    "human": {
      "title": "How should catelyn have handled the Tyrion situation (spoilers main)",
      "text": "While I don\u2019t blame Catelyn for the war, I do think that her kidnapping Tyrion was the breaking point. What should she have done"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "(Spoilers All) Is it okay for a \"true believer\" to read the books, watch the show, etc?",
      "text": "I've heard people in this sub talk about how they're \"the true believers\" of the story and if any of you haven't seen it yet you should, etc. \n\nSo, I was thinking, is it really okay for someone who is truly in love with the story to read the books, watch the show, etc? \n\nOr, is it better to \"get to know\" the story through the books, and then when you do watch the show or read the books, to then watch or read the show and watch the show?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "copypasta",
    "human": {
      "title": "least horny simp",
      "text": "repost for formatting\n\nhe posted this in the discord server after going on a 30 minute rant in call\n\nHOW TO GET EMIRU A SERIES OF PLANS \n\nA) Time travel to back when Emiru had no viewers, compliment her skills at League, ask for coaching, she agrees, hop in Discord and woo her with my natural charisma \n\nB) \\[Emiru has her PO box number in Twitch bio\\] Travel to Texas to the PO box address, camp out there for weeks until she comes to pick up her mail, follow her home. Pretend to be homeless and ask for a place to stay. She agrees and then I naturally woo her with my natural charisma \n\nC) My family goes on a vacation to New York and we fly over Texas. Threaten the plane with a bomb threat, grab a parachute and jump out the plane just as it passes right above her house. As she sees me parachuting down she sees me, her knight in shining armor and falls in love instantly \n\nD) Find a Deathnote, make her die a peaceful death at like 70 and write \"fall in love with the user of this deathnote\" "
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "\"I would like to fuck a dead deer\"",
      "text": "I would like to fuck a dead deer. I'm not even kidding, this is the greatest fucking subreddit."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "rant",
    "human": {
      "title": "Dear commenters on NSFW subreddits.",
      "text": "Stop being so fucking weird. Just look at the pictures/videos, get your nut, and move on. Ideally leave an upvote and a kind comment (free of any obscenely degrading language, in theory, though I know Reddit is kind of the Grandfather of that shit), but otherwise move on. We do not want to hear in detail about how horny the post makes you, nor do we want to hear about what you would do to OP. Nor does anyone on this goddamned planet want to roleplay as someone for you in a musty ass Kik or Discord or WhatsApp or whatever the fuck chat. Stop being freaks. I pray for sex workers because of you cretins."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "When you work in the service industry you will find it even harder to find a job.",
      "text": "It's like going as a chef in a restaurant and getting a job as a barista at Starbucks. That's all I have found. No matter how much work I put in at the restaurant I'll always be below minimum wage and never get the promotion to become the owner and own the whole business.\n\nI'm not saying it's impossible to get a job in a service industry, but the job prospects are even worse than a regular kitchen."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "trees",
    "human": {
      "title": "Someone left an unsmoked blunt on my doorstep.",
      "text": "I live in an apartment complex. There was no note. Just a blunt laying in the middle of my welcome mat. What should I do?\n\nOne of my friends said not to smoke it because it might be laced with fentanyl or something. I don't plan to because I'm starting a new job in a few weeks and I don't know what their testing policies are yet. \n\nGuess I'll save it for a rainy day? Is there a way to tell if it is safe to smoke?\n\nUpdate: I don't plan on smoking it. Holding onto it for now."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "It's 5:30 AM and I'm going to make a good deal of edibles",
      "text": "I'm so excited to get stoned and make some chocolate brownies for the day.\n\nI've gotten my bong, a lot of weed, and an assortment of edibles.\n\nI'm making the brownies with half the amount of weed I usually smoke, and I'll be taking them all to my room at my grandparents' house to smoke with some of my frients before they come over.\n\nI'm so excited."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "asoiaf",
    "human": {
      "title": "[spoilers main] Blackfish pov chapters",
      "text": "I\u2019m currently on my third read through of the series and I feel as though there was some potential for a Brynden Tully pov chapter within AGOT and certainly within AFFC and/or ADWD. Martin obviously wanted to introduce Lysa through Cat but it might have been interesting to see her through the eyes of Brynden first. He fits a lot of what Martin wants within a POV character. I guess the one problem is that it would result in too many POV characters within the Riverlands. Within the latter books Martin\u2019s willingness to introduce a POV for just a chapter or two has increased. If he were re-writing the series, I wonder if he would find a way to include a blackfish pov. \n\nSide note: I forgot he is still alive. Whenever I discuss the series with friends, I forget to talk about what he is potentially doing."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "(SPOILERS ALL) Question for those who read the books but haven't seen the show",
      "text": "Does the \"sadistic\" or \"dark\" storyline in the show mirror the \"dark\" storyline in the books? What is the source of this difference?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "confession",
    "human": {
      "title": "I stole books from a charity and then threw them away",
      "text": "This post is inspired from the post a guy made about needlessly stealing books from Barnes and Noble. What I did wasn't the same but similar. \n\nA couple years ago I was in a Christian men's adult rehab. It worked like Job Corps. We all lived in an apartment building. We worked 45 hours a week at the nearby thrift store ran by the charity. This is the same charity that has people ringing bells around christmastime for donations. \n\nIt was a strictly ran place. We had to shave every morning, had to have a collared shirt tucked in when not in our room, had to attend church twice a week and participate as well as look happy. The people that ran the place believed that we could all better ourselves if Jesus was involved with every part of our life. That also meant the media we consumed. The television we watched had to be PG or Christian related. And the same went for books. They had a \"library\" which was one measly bookshelf and it only contained God themed self help books. \n\nThis was no go"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I just had a really bad day, and I regret it all.",
      "text": "I have a terrible day today, and all I have is time to vent. There's a thread on this subreddit that I used to subscribe to, and I think I forgot it. It was called \"What's the worst thing you've done today?\". I didn't even look up, and now I'm thinking of posting this in there.\n\nI went to a party yesterday, and I made a joke about how my SO is fat, and she took it very badly. I got very defensive, and now I feel like shit. I'm going to try to forget about it, but I can't.\n\n[Remorse]"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "dreams",
    "human": {
      "title": "can someone help me figure out what my reoccurring nightmare means?",
      "text": "it starts at this campus and i can\u2019t tell if it\u2019s high school or college or a mix of both. the dream usually involves some kind of socialization before it goes to shit. I usually miss a class first, then in an attempt to find my class I end up searching through abandoned malls, classrooms, and airports. I end up back at school in an empty classroom and the violence breaks out around the campus. I hide for a while and then a very tall man with no face comes to the door and slowly breaks his way in before absolutely beating the shit out of me. The whole time i\u2019m trying to escape and i\u2019m screaming for help at the top of my lungs but no one ever comes. Eventually he leaves and lives in the vents of the school until I am alone so he can beat me again. I try telling my boyfriend and his friends about the man but despite the bruises all over my body no one seems to do anything to help. \n\nThe craziest part is I usually wake up with my throat hurting as if I was screaming all night. \n\nPlease he"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Dreamt of an alien invasion, which I didn't believe in.",
      "text": "I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this, but I really want to know what you all think about this. \n  I dreamt in the other night that a huge meteor, about the size of a baseball, fell in the middle of central Europe. \n  It was in the form of a sphere. It was big enough to create a crater in a small area, but not big enough to completely block the street. The meteor didn't explode, but it was still strong enough to destroy a small amount of the surrounding buildings. \n  I woke up in the middle of the night and remembered waking up at around 4 am. I went back to the same location. About 3 or 4 hours later, a huge ball of fire was shooting out of the center of the meteor. It was all over the street, and the streets were littered with bodies. \n  I had the same feeling as I had the first time, that somehow this meteor must be important, but I couldn't imagine how. \n  I had the same feeling, and still felt this strange sense of dread, like a terror that I wouldn't believe that t"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "zen",
    "human": {
      "title": "How to Study Ch\u2019an in a Military Dictatorship Part One",
      "text": "How was that title for a zinger, folks? Welcome to the world of post Roe v Wade! Notice how the news actually set it up like that themselves? For twenty years, building their own narrative? \u201cWhen Roe v. Wade falls that\u2019s it.\u201d Okay, news\u2014I believe you now. That\u2019s it. It happened, and so now, with your pre-authorized permission\u2014we can all finally say it happened.\n\nWhich means it\u2019s time to start making a survival guide for how to study Ch\u2019an in a military dictatorship. Don\u2019t worry\u2014I have actually had decades of preparation learning how to write this survival guide\u2014as well as over a decade of doing the nitty-gritty itself, as it were. (As, of course, have many of you.)\n\nBut no shit\u2014that\u2019s what I want to talk about.\n\nHow to study Ch\u2019an in a military dictatorship. And this is about the realest subject a student of Ch\u2019an can ever look at. (See all of Japanese Zen Buddhism, and its effect in our own military dictatorship, for one example.)\n\nAnd if it\u2019s gonna be *that* real in a Ch\u2019an community"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A poem I wrote.",
      "text": "A tree has many roots;\n\nOne of the roots is deep within.\n\nThe deepest root is our true self.\n\nHow can we reach enlightenment?\n\nBy digging down deeper.\n\nWe will never reach the tree.\n\nSo our true self must be dug.\n\n---\n\nZen is a tree.\n\nI am a tree.\n\nHow can we reach the root?\n\nThe root cannot be reached.\n\nWe must dig down deeper.\n\nI dig.\n\nI am a tree.\n\nDig."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "asoiaf",
    "human": {
      "title": "Rereading AGOT is painful (spoilers main)",
      "text": "Reading it and knowing what happens to the Starks especially Ned just feels very sad, I can barely continue it. Does this happen to anyone else"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "(Spoilers ADOS) I'm a little confused with the way this part of ASOIAF is described.",
      "text": "In AFFC, Bran thinks of the long night and the Others. He doesn't think of the Night's King. He thinks of the long night and the Others, but he never believes in them. He considers them to be a myth, and is quite content with that. \n\nIn ADWD, he says that he believes the Others were once real. He thinks of them as real. He thinks of the Long Night as real, but he also thinks it was just a myth, and that he doesn't believe it. He thinks that the Long Night was just a myth, but he also thinks it may not be. He thinks of the Others having taken over the world, but he also thinks that the Others were just a myth. He thinks of the Long Night as real, but he thinks it was all just a myth.\n\nSo, what's going on here?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "truefilm",
    "human": {
      "title": "What\u2019s the most extreme pairing of famous actors from wildly different eras in a single film?",
      "text": "I\u2019m not talking about actors brought back after death via CGI or other special effects, but rather the pairing of a well-known old actor with a young actor who\u2019s either already well-known or who subsequently became well-known.\n\nAn example of what I\u2019m thinking of is when Katherine Hepburn and Nick Nolte co-starred in Grace Quigley (1984). \n\nSurely, though, there must be much more unexpected pairings out there \u2014 something that makes you say \u201cwait, there\u2019s no possible way they could have appeared together,\u201d but then it turns out that indeed they did.  \n\nWhat say you all?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "My feelings about \"The Martian\" - what do you guys think about the film?",
      "text": "I just watched \"The Martian\" and I was pretty underwhelmed. I can understand how a person might be underwhelmed by the film, but I still think it's a little overrated. Some people may like the film, but I don't think it's a good film nor does it resonate with me. It's very \"science-y\" and is very much a film for middle school and high schoolers. I don't think it really delivers anything groundbreaking. There's a lot that could be done with an even more ambitious film.\n\n**The Martian** (2015) - Directed by Matt Ross\n\nStarring Matt Damon and Jessica Chastain\n\nVoted #1 movie of all time by IMDB users\n\nThe story of a guy who crash lands on mars, and is brought back to earth by NASA. The whole film is a science lesson about earth-science. I really enjoyed this movie and I don't think I'm alone in thinking so. The dialogue is very good and the way the movie is presented has a very high impact on the viewer. The movie is quite good and I think it is a good idea to watch it to get an idea of w"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "math",
    "human": {
      "title": "I don\u2019t know where to post this but I\u2019m really happy about my math journey at the moment.",
      "text": "Hi everyone, I\u2019ll be headed to university this fall and decided that I needed to brush up on my math skills (I will be taking Calculus I). I was not really strong in mathematics, just average after sophomore year and coupled with a bit of a mental block I didn\u2019t feel the need to try. I realized that my life is in control and math is what I make out of it and I\u2019m starting to fall in love with it as I once did. I woke up at 8 am and have been working on some fundamentals that I\u2019ve been lacking and stopped at around 4 pm. \n\nI just couldn\u2019t stop myself from going, it didn\u2019t feel like a chore and it felt like I was happy to learn. Although I will be reviewing junior and senior year i am quite excited to continue!"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "What's the difference between an integral and a limit?",
      "text": "I don't know what the technical definition of each term is, but I do know the difference between the two and I have never heard the difference explained, so my question is, what's the difference between the two? I know that the integral of f(x) is equal to the limit of the integral of f(x) times the limit of the integral of the number x. I know that the limit of the limit of f(x) is equal to the limit of the limit of f(x) times the limit of the integral of x. What's the difference between the two?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "whowouldwin",
    "human": {
      "title": "Can Ross (Friends) Pull an Omniman?",
      "text": "Ross has a month to plan his attack before asking the other Friends to meet him at Central Perk. Can he kill them all? \n\nRoss is bloodlusted.\n\nRound 1 - No Weapons Allowed\n\nRound 2 - Weapons Allowed"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Who is the strongest character who can beat the Dark Knight?",
      "text": "*Batman is the only one who can actually kill this character.\n\n*The character must be able to fight him on an even playing field\n\n*The character must be capable of surviving in Gotham\n\n*Batman can use his gadgets, but they are useless without the character.\n\n*The character can summon the Justice League in the event that Batman has not yet arrived.\n\n*Batman is not aware of the existence of the character.\n\n*The character must not be immune to Batman's knowledge of his existence.\n\n*The character must have knowledge of Batman's methods.\n\n*The character is able to fight Batman without being able to use his gadgets.\n\n*The character still must be aware of Batman's existence.\n\n*A team of Batman and the Dark Knight are sent to the Justice League's HQ to fight each other.\n\n*This is not a fight to the death.\n\n*The Dark Knight can use any gadgets he has at his disposal.\n\n*The Dark Knight cannot use his gadgets while the character is aware of Batman.\n\n*This is a free for all\n\nWho is the strongest c"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "cryptocurr",
    "human": {
      "title": "EZY - Travel Industries fastest growing cryptocurrency",
      "text": "EZY - Travel Industries fastest growing cryptocurrency surges and is Top 5 in gains on Probit Exchange.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qbb3oqsjt6z71.jpg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2409cf3fb3e408194185cac430f3ea2dca917ef3"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Anyone looking to invest in Ethereum, anyone?",
      "text": "Hey I am looking to invest in Ethereum. I want to buy low and sell high with good profits. Anyone know any good low market cap coins that are undervalued? If you have one please share. Thanks!"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "awakened",
    "human": {
      "title": "The greatest hobbies...",
      "text": " \n\n**A great hobby is something that gives you quality time with yourself, and in this time you may ponder your feelings and thoughts more intimately.  Because sometimes life gets too busy for us to ponder like this, hobbies are a wonderful source for making friendship with ourselves.**  \n\n**I find my writing, my painting, my drawing quite liberating; because it is what gives me pride, joy, self-discipline, and a sense of freedom and time to discover myself.  And discovering ourselves is why we are alive, why we experience joy and misery, why we have the gift of self-awareness.**\n\n&#x200B;\n\n&#x200B;\n\n\\#hobbies #timewithyouself #greatestfriendship #selfdiscipline #selfawareness"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I feel like I've seen this before, and it's going to happen again",
      "text": "It's coming. The \"it\" that exists within you. It's going to come down like a ton of bricks and crush you. That which is the source of the human condition and the human spirit. Your thoughts are the source of the human condition. You're the source of the human spirit. You're a part of this.\n\nThis is my last post, and I'm just going to leave this here. I'm not quitting this."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "vxjunkies",
    "human": {
      "title": "Hi. New here. I hope to get some tips on the 64-bit vectorized planam virtual abitrator I've been thinking on how to make. I'm stuck on the math to transfer the orbital rotational velocity of the Maglevian shaft to the triple point inductors to get the correct downward thrust.",
      "text": "I just learned about this brilliant community and was hoping to get some advice from some of the masters here. I just need a few tips to hopefully get past this tiny bump and on to the next stage of development. \n\nThanks."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "New to the game, need advice re: S-Bahn and a couple of others.",
      "text": "I'm about to sign up for some new subscriptions (after the old ones expire). I'm wondering if anyone has any advice regarding the S-Bahn, and any other new subscriptions. I'm a little worried about the high levels of radiation that are generated by these new systems, but I'm also curious about their performance.\n\nI have a few questions, and I'm hoping you guys can help me out.\n\n1) What is the S-Bahn, and why is it so expensive in comparison to the normal ones?\n\n2) Are those little green/yellow/red boxes actually radiation, or are they just really, really dangerous?\n\n3) How much radiation is generated by the S-Bahn?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "tipofmytongue",
    "human": {
      "title": "[TOMT][word] Journalism: the word for leaving out verbs in sentences",
      "text": "example:\n\n- Police [are] searching for the suspect\n- Drivers [are] baffled about the new traffic signage\n- Congress [is] debating a tax holiday\n- Suspect [is] seen on camera defacing campaign signs\n\nabout 15 years ago (was when I first noticed) reporters started talking like this, leaving out the words above that I put in [ ] . I'm not really sure about newspapers, because headlines are always limited by space. But maybe the same term applies to them too. \n\nHonestly I don't even know if there's a word for this. Personally I dont like it, but I need to know what it's called first so I can research it more. Thanks in advance if you know!"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "[TOMT][song] Song with lyrics \"I like to think you are the first person to ever have told me that i am the first person to have told me that i am the first person to have ever told me that i am the first person to have told you\".",
      "text": "I've only ever heard it, and I can't remember the lyrics. Help me out guys!"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "rant",
    "human": {
      "title": "It\u2019s the job of every generation to make life easier for the next, not harder.",
      "text": "Every single generation has had some flavor of ill will towards the next generation. Baby boomers were called drugged out hippies, Gen X were lazy and had no work ethic, Millennials ate too much avocado toast and were too vain, on and on ad infinitum. This is not new, but for fucks sake, I\u2019m tired of it.\n\n\u201cI was drafted, and you\u2019re complaining about not being able to find your dream job?\u201d \u2014 Congrats, you were a victim of the military industrial complex and the burden of poor men and women being forced to fight rich people\u2019s wars. I shouldn\u2019t have to suffer because you did.\n\n\u201cWell I worked 70 hour weeks just to feed my family, why are you complaining about minimum wage? Get another job!\u201d \u2014 So your beef is with the government that doesn\u2019t care if poor people get ground up in the capitalist machine. I shouldn\u2019t have to suffer because you did.\n\n\u201cI was beaten and I turned out fine, discipline your kids the right way!\u201d \u2014 If you think hitting children is fine, you didn\u2019t turn out okay. **PEOP"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "People who refuse to say \"Merry Christmas\"",
      "text": "I know, I don't like it either, but why not just say \"Merry Christmas\" and be done with it? Why the hell does nobody just say Merry Christmas?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "iama",
    "human": {
      "title": "FightinCowboy AMA - Today! June 25th, 2:00pm EST [CROSSPOST]",
      "text": "[r/EldenRingDiscussion](https://www.reddit.com/r/EldenRingDiscussion/) **and** [r/CypherRing](https://www.reddit.com/r/CypherRing/) **are excited to welcome FightinCowboy to our group for an AMA (Ask Me Anything).**\n\nFightinCowboy will be joining us on June 25th at 2:00pm EST\n\nProof of AMA here: [https://twitter.com/Fightincowboy/status/1538291527356755971](https://twitter.com/Fightincowboy/status/1538291527356755971) \n\n# [https://www.reddit.com/r/eldenringdiscussion/comments/vfglnr/fightincowboy\\_ama\\_june\\_25th\\_200pm\\_est/](https://www.reddit.com/r/eldenringdiscussion/comments/vfglnr/fightincowboy_ama_june_25th_200pm_est/)"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "IamA 16 year old with a rare form of cancer. AMA!",
      "text": "I am going to give a little background before I start, so you can read about me.\n\nI have a rare form of cancer called a Metastatic Malignant Neoplasm (MMN). I was diagnosed in April 2013 and had to undergo a double mastectomy, a tumour removal surgery, radiation therapy, and chemo. My brother is going through similar treatment for Metastatic Ewing's Sarcoma (MEC) which is a rare form of cancer which affects the adrenal glands. My brother's treatment for MEC is not as aggressive as mine. \n\nI have a great support system and have received a lot of support. \n\nI've been asked to do \"IamA\" type of posts before, but I really want to make a personal account.\n\nSome of you may know my account, but I hope some of you will not. The reason I'm doing this is because my family are worried about my health, and want to know what I can do. I am a very young person (16), and I would really love to do AMA's, but I am still not sure how to deal with cancer. If you think you can help me, please do please PM"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "rant",
    "human": {
      "title": "WHY THE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCK DO I HAVE TO PAY A SUBSCRIPTION TO SIGN A CHRIST FUCKING DOCUMENT",
      "text": "ThIs HaS tO bE sIgNeD iN aCrObAt PrO\n\nExcuse me, motherfucker?\n\nI am not buying something just to sign my name in a fancy fucking font, I'll use some random free thing on the internet.\n\nOH I CAN'T HAVE THAT UNTIL I START A FREE TRAIL AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT UNTIL I GOT TO THE END OF THE DOCUMENT!?\n\nGodmother fucking christ on the cross, what a fucking scam."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I can't stand people who use the word \"selfie\" in their titles of YouTube videos.",
      "text": "I'm not going to tell you that I'm not a fan of self-posters, but the title of a YouTube video is one of the most important parts of it. It's important in order to give the viewers an idea of what's going on. When a self-poster uses the word \"selfie\", it makes the title very difficult to find. I can't even find a video with the title \"Handsome man wants you to be a photo-selfie\", I searched \"handsomman wants to photo selfie\" and could only find a video with the title \"handsome man wants to shoot your self\" and an image that's not even a real photo of the man."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "amitheasshole",
    "human": {
      "title": "AITA for using 'insulting' wallpapers for my phone's home screen after my coworkers kept touching it?",
      "text": "Ohhhkay. This might sound ridiculous but allow me to take the time to explain.\n\nSo I (M28) started working at this company for 6 months. My guy coworkers are decent. However, I noticed a pattern with my female coworkers (a couple of them) which consists of them opening/looking through my phone whenever they get the chance (me using the bathroom/meeting etc). So far I've caught them doing it 3 times. They didn't take something or open any apps because I would've known but still didn't know why they kept snooping.\n\n\nI wanted to tackle this issue in an non-confrontational way since they're both beyond sweet except for this snooping thing. So what I did was set up \"insulting\" or \"offensive\" wallpapers (some of them I made myself) wallpapers that say \"DON'T TOUCH MY PHONE ASSHOLE/MUGGLE/WEIRDO\" or \"I CAN SEE YOU\" (with John Cena waving his hand) or \"B_/_ DON'T TOUCH MY PHONE\" (with a middle finger in the middle of the screen). It was just an experiment but apparently it got to them. They cl"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "AITA for wanting my friend to hangout with me?",
      "text": "So a friend of mine has a girlfriend and is in a new relationship. They got into a fight and he left the room. I was sitting in my room and then the girlfriend was sitting in my room. \n\nI asked my friend if I could come over and he said no. I told him I needed to go to the bathroom and he told me to wait for her. I left. \n\nMy friend was upset because he had to talk to his girlfriend and not to hangout with me. That's fine, that's understandable. But I am very upset at my friend for leaving me alone in my room and not coming over to let me know what happened. I had to use my phone and have a panic attack.\n\nI don't know if he just wanted to hangout with me or if it was an anger thing. But I am extremely upset because now I have nothing to talk to him about. I don't even know if it was something he said or I did or if that's even the case.\n\nAITA?"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "amitheasshole",
    "human": {
      "title": "AITA for kicking a misbehaved child and her mother out of my daughter\u2019s birthday party?",
      "text": "I (35F) have a 10 year old daughter named Alicia. She just turned 10 this past Thursday and the party was Saturday. Alicia has a good friend at school named Quinn and she was at the party along with her mom Liz. The party was at one of those indoor trampoline, bouncy house places. I do not like Liz because she spoils Quinn to the point that\u2019s she impossible to discipline, she doesn\u2019t listen, and is very self centered. \n\nQuinn is so spoiled that she throws tantrums whenever the attention isn\u2019t on her, so I was afraid this would be an issue at the party but Alicia really wanted her there. So Alicia gets her cake and Liz actually asked me if Quinn could blow out the candles with my daughter because her daughter was about to pitch a fit. Alicia and I both said no and Quinn started to cry. Everyone ignored her while we ate cake and when we moved onto gifts. \n\nQuinn threw a full blown tantrum when she saw Alicia opening all her presents from her family and friends. She screamed about wanting"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "AITA for not wanting to help my sister sell her home",
      "text": "My sister and I are in a very expensive home together.  The house is in a very nice neighborhood, as well.  We decided to buy it together. \n\nMy sister's parents (the owner) and I have been living together for about a year and a half.  My sister has lived on her own for about 3 years, my parents have both been in their own places for about 5 years. \n\nMy parents and I have been renting out and paying off my sisters and her parents for a year.  I have been paying for my own rent and for a lot of my younger siblings' (ages 15-25) school tuition.  \n\nMy sister and her parents are very strict about no outside parties.  I have been going to the school for 2 years now, and I am in the same house as my siblings, as well.  I have been helping my sister with her school, I have been helping her with her finances, but I have not helped with the selling of the house.  Her parents are very worried about this house, and they have hired an agent to sell it.  So, I have been helping my sister with all of"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "chess",
    "human": {
      "title": "TIL: Young Alireza Firouzja was auto-banned on chess.com because he was deemed too successful for an untitled player.",
      "text": "This was when he was 11. chess.com algorithms decided he must be cheating to rise in rank so quickly, being an unknown. He was cleared after a manual review of course. Apparently a lot of GMs also flagged his account for cheating.\n\nSource: chess.com interview after 9th round after his >!win!< against Rapport."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Looking for a good resource or link for opening moves in chess notation",
      "text": "I've been playing chess for a bit over a year now and I would like to get a better grasp on opening moves as I get to know my opponents. I've seen some nice resources on how to go about doing this but I would like to find a good resource or link to have a look at. Any help is appreciated."
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "paranormal",
    "human": {
      "title": "Weird creature outside my window",
      "text": "I was home alone that night and I was watching TV, just some crappy shows as usual. 2 hours went by and then I saw this weird creature outside my window, I thought it just was a bird since it passed my window so fast. 3 days later and I was home alone again, I kept having this weird feeling that somebody was watching me so I looked out the window but I didn't see anything. I wasn't very convinced that I was alone so I waited a few more minutes and then I saw it again. It's kinda hard to describe but it had pale skin and blood stains on it, although I can never catch the other stuff of how the head looks like for example. It always passes by my window, it's like it's running from it time to time. So I joined a paranormal community on another social media app, many told me that it was a demon I disturbed. If so I don't know how I did that, I'm not scared of it tho so I guess that's good :/ apparently if I am it would kill me but I'm not sure anymore. I haven't seen it in weeks now, I won"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A haunted car",
      "text": "So I'm not really sure if this belongs in this sub but I thought I'd post it anyway. I'm trying to find out the name of a car, for obvious reasons. I'm trying to find it in the UK (I'm in the US).\n\nIt's a car that I have seen a lot of pictures of that's been in some weird stories and stories. I have an idea that you could see it listed online but just not sure. I'm hoping you guys can help me track it down.\n\nHere's a picture of the car, it's a Mitsubishi Lancer: http://i.imgur.com/xVQm4.jpg"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "letstalkmusic",
    "human": {
      "title": "Do you think the subtle \u201ccreepy\u201d pagan vibe of Led Zeppelin clashed with their hard rock image or helped their popularity?",
      "text": "I noticed that many Led Zeppelin song have a mystical, pagan sound to them. They have like 3 songs about vikings fighting, and No Quarter stands out as a very unsetting song. Plant voice has that otherwordly allure that sounds kind of creepy in those songs.\n\nAlso, Jimmy Page\u2019s interest in the occult is very well known  topic, and he\u2019s often associated with dark magic nowdays. He\u2019s very defensive about this kind of stuff and never really opened up about it. For such an amazing guitarist it seems kind of weird that he would care about such a particular hobby as that.\n\nDid all of this help the band or not?"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "Help! Need some help with a song",
      "text": "I've been going through this song and I have no idea what the hell it is about. It's a rock song and I don't know what type of song it is. It's not a pop song or a punk song or whatever. I'm not even sure if it's a hip hop song.\n\nAnyway, I just want some kind of hint, or at least a link, to the song that I've just been going through.\n\n\nHere's the song: \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpXWxqVuF4c"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "relationships",
    "human": {
      "title": "My (32F) sister (27F) lives with me and does nothing all day. I want my space back",
      "text": "She moved in last year when she was in danger of becoming homeless, after nearly a year of unemployment. We both agreed it would be for a short period of time. I gave her a steep reduction in rent (about 1/3 of average for the area), so she could get back on her feet. After living here for a few months, eating my groceries and earning no money, she got a job. Which she quit 2 months ago.\n\nShe keeps talking about going back to school, but has made no steps towards that. She does pay for her own groceries and such, and I've made no further reductions in rent. She pretty much stays in her room and is on Discord/playing an MMORPG for 12-18 hours a day (I can see wifi useage). Whenever I ask, she says she's \"considering her options.\" Which is clearly a lie.\n\nMy place is small, and I want my spare room back. Some of her furniture is being stored in the main room, unusable due to a lack of space, and is taking up a lot of space.\n\nI was fine with her living here short-term, but we're coming up"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "My [23/f] boyfriend [24/m] is constantly looking at porn. I'm worried about his mental health.",
      "text": "Hi, my boyfriend and I have been dating for close to three years. We live together and share the same sex life, so it's not quite the same as \"girlfriend and boyfriend\".\n\nAs far as I know, he started watching porn a while ago and his level of porn consumption has increased greatly. The thing is... he is addicted to porn. He has been so addicted to porn that he's masturbating to porn every single day. I know that porn is not the only thing that causes a person to masturbate all the time, but it definitely has a major impact on his life.\n\nThis is not okay. My boyfriend has never acted like this, but he started watching porn because he had no sex drive. He was not trying to masturbate to porn in our relationship. The only reason he did it was to relieve stress. Now, it's become an addiction and it's been that way since day one. He has a huge porn addiction and I don't know what to do. I don't know if I should tell him to stop it or not, but I really struggle with it. I know that he is not"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "awlias",
    "human": {
      "title": "Dead Internet Theory - I hate it, but where did the real people go?",
      "text": "*NOTE: I've posted this on a few subs already, and my main takeaway at the moment is that I am getting the same sort of meandering AI/NPC interaction that I complain about in my post. I know the post isn't perfect, but I wrote it from the heart, and anyone REAL who is experiencing variants of what I discuss should really sense that. I wrote this in a way to appeal to someone like me who would look at it and be \"Yes, this is what I am going through!\"*\n\n*It should not be this hard to find people to actually talk to, especially since the internet is crawling with woo/conspiracy material that people can endlessly consume. For example, I am routinely in 100+ discord servers of varying topics, including normie ones, and there are barely any chats and definitely no voice chats. And when there are voice chats, they just seem so \"off\" and pointless.*\n\n***If you are a real person and want to actually get in touch for a conversation or can provide guidance on where the real people are, PLEASE sen"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "A question about the \"time is a dimension\" idea.",
      "text": "One of the arguments in favor of the idea that time is a dimension in existence is \"the only time is now\". Why is it that is true? Is this concept not really a reflection of our subjective experience of the moment?\n\nI would say that it is more true to say \"the only time is now\" in the case that it is true. That being said, I would question that there is only one \"now\". If that were the case, then we would be able to have a linear time. For instance, if the present is the only present, the future would not exist, nor would the past. This is a contradiction in both the concept of time and in the existence of the present. \n\nThis brings me to a more metaphysical question. If there is only one \"now\" and if time is a dimension in existence, then does that mean there is only one \"now\"? This question brings me to the question of self and existence. If there is only one \"now\", then there is only one \"now\" and if there is only one \"now\", then existence is only one \"now\". I'm not sure if this is "
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "changemyview",
    "human": {
      "title": "CMV: In the current world the present form of protests and marches would not lead to any changes. This type of expression of frustration by the general public is more or less used by the ruling classes as a way to exhaust the public and delude them to think they have done something.",
      "text": "I am not sure I have done justice to the title and hence would try to explain it a bit more in the text.\n\n**Background :** I am Indian (country touted to have got independence due to Gandhi's non violent protest) and currently live in Europe. \n\n**Reason for this CMV :** The public uproar and protests due to Black life matters, currently Roe v/s Wade, CAA (India), Klima Streik (Germany), MeToo (does not entirely fall on this category). \n\nI see people getting out on the street to protest but fail to see any long term change these protests, marches etc have done to ameliorate the victims except just give them an outlet to expend their frustration and then fall back in line.  The reason why I mentioned my nationality is though Gandhi and his non violent protests were considered to play a significant role in our Independence, I think that is more of a propaganda than reality. The reason why Indian subcontinent got independence is more nuanced than that which includes decreasing power of UK,"
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "I don't think the US should have a ban on nuclear weapons. CMV.",
      "text": "So for those of you who don't know what a nuclear weapon is, it's basically a bomb that has the ability to kill a large portion of the population. This includes the possibility of nuclear winter, where the weather would be so bad that human survivors can live in caves and survive for a long period of time. \n\nFor decades now, the U.S. has been trying to get a treaty with Russia to reduce the number of nuclear weapons they both have on each other's shoulders. This treaty has been largely unsuccessful, mainly because of Russia's refusal to sign it. \n\nThere are many countries that have nuclear weapons. For instance, a country like India has them too. However, India currently possesses about the same amount of nuclear weapons as the U.S. (about 1,000,000) and they are mostly focused on conventional warfare. This is because India is so large that nuclear weapons are a pretty good deterrent to other countries. This is the main reason why India has yet to enter into a nuclear war with Pakistan"
    }
  },
  {
    "subreddit": "lifeprotips",
    "human": {
      "title": "LPT : How to get a raise, one way or another... life advice from an old guy",
      "text": "How to get a raise, one way or another.\n\n1. Tell them you need a raise. Don't tell them it's because X makes more than you. Tell them you want a raise because you think you deserve it. Articulate WHY you think you deserve it.\n2. IF they don't give you the raise, start interviewing.\n3. WHEN you get a new offer, tell them you're leaving and tell them why.\n4. IF they try to match the pay, tell them you want $1 over because you'll have to break your word to the people who gave you the offer. (just an example, and you don't need to stick to this one if you like your current gig, take the match)\n\nIf they don't match the offer, take it in stride, do your two weeks, and move on. If you don't get any other offers, grin and bear it until you do. If you never get any other offers, you're in the wrong place or you are the problem."
    },
    "ai": {
      "title": "LPT Request: How to get rid of the smell of garlic.",
      "text": "I've been going through a garlic withdrawal, and every time I have garlic in my house, I still have that garlic smell. I'm not sure how to get the garlic out of my nostrils, but I know I can't just smell it."
    }
  }
]