cah_all.json

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  "blackCards": [
    {
      "text": "Why can't I sleep at night?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I got 99 problems but _ ain't one.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's a girl's best friend?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's that smell?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "TSA guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What ended my last relationship?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I drink to forget _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's that sound?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's the next Happy Meal® toy?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _ for the first time.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. That's how I want to die.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What does Dick Cheney prefer?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's the most emo?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "White people like _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. Betcha can't have just one!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "War!<br><br>What is it good for?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. High five, bro.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "During sex, I like to think about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What did I bring back from Mexico?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What are my parents hiding from me?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What will always get you laid?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What helps Obama unwind?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's there a ton of in heaven?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's the new fad diet?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. It's a trap!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How am I maintaining my relationship status?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's my secret power?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What gives me uncontrollable gas?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What never fails to liven up the party?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What am I giving up for Lent?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What do old people smell like? ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The class field trip was completely ruined by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why do I hurt all over?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why am I sticky?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's my anti-drug?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "For my next trick, I will pull _ out of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_: Good to the last drop.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_: kid-tested, mother-approved.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What gets better with age?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I never truly understood _ until I encountered _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite delicacy is _ stuffed with _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Lifetime&reg; presents _, the story of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Make a haiku.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _ had really been _ all along.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is a slippery slope that leads to _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "In a world ravaged by _, our only solace is _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "That's right, I killed _. How, you ask? _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "When I was tripping on acid, _ turned into _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_ + _ = _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Dear Abby,<br><br>I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _ to the people of Haiti.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Step 1: _. Step 2: _. Step 3: Profit.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Here is the church<br>Here is the steeple<br>Open the doors<br>And there is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How did I lose my virginity?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "During his childhood, Salvador Dal&iacute; produced hundreds of paintings of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an exhibit on _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Daddy, why is Mommy crying?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's the gift that keeps on giving?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _ and his wits.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _ against _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In a pinch, _ can be a suitable substitute for _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Science will never explain the origin of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "An international tribunal has found _ guilty of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _ is a basic human right.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "He who controls _ controls the world.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ would be woefully incomplete without _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My new favorite porn star is Joey \"_\" McGee.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found _.com/_.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _, acceptance.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I went from _ to _, all thanks to _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This month's Cosmo: \"Spice up your sex life by bringing _ into the bedroom.\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If God didn't want us to enjoy _, he wouldn't have given us _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on \"More _!\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I spent my whole life working toward _, only to have it ruined by _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Only two things in life are certain: death and _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Before _, all we had was _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _ could kill you.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You haven't truly lived until you've experienced _ and _ at the same time.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My gym teacher got fired for adding _ to the obstacle course.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Finally! A service that delivers _ right to your door.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _ and _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "During high school, I never really fit in until I found _ club.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Call the law offices of Goldstein &amp; Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _ in the workplace.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What left this stain on my couch?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Turns out that _-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After months of practice with _, I think I'm finally ready for _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _ for all eternity.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When you get right down to it, _ is just _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Having problems with _? Try _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "And what did <i>you</i> bring for show and tell?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "With enough time and pressure, _ will turn into _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without _ in his dressing room.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un,<br>our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ may pass, but _ will last forever.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "She's up all night for good fun.<br>I'm up all night for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In return for my soul, the Devil promised me _, but all I got was _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on _, and then there's some stuff about _, and then it ends with _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "_ will never be the same after _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the beginning, there was _.<br>And the Lord said, \"Let there be _.\"",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "What's fun until it gets weird?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We never did find _, but along the way we sure learned a lot about _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "You've seen the bearded lady!<br>You've seen the ring of fire!<br>Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How am I compensating for my tiny penis?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow _ at the country club.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and <i>she</i> walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Oprah's book of the month is \"_ For _: A Story of Hope.\"",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Do <i>not</i> fuck with me! I am literally _ right now.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Adventure.<br>Romance.<br>_.<br><br>From Paramount Pictures, \"_.\"",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I am become _, destroyer of _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If you can't handle _, you'd better stay away from _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This year's hottest album is \"_\" by _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Every step towards _ gets me a little closer to _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Forget everything you know about _, because now we've supercharged it with _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be _, and I'll be _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Do the Dew &reg; with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _: priceless.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _ at their own pace.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of _, and I will not tolerate _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why am I broke?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Help me doctor, I've got _ in my butt!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _, and I love to have a good time.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Patient presents with _. Likely a result of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's making things awkward in the sauna?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Having the worst day EVER. #_",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become \"_ Friday.\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What killed my boner?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Yo' mama so fat she _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Well if _ is good enough for _, it's good enough for me.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled \"_\". Can you explain?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _? Zoloft.&reg;",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "WHOOO! God damn I love _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Now in bookstores: \"The Audacity of _\", by Barack Obama.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "And today's soup is Cream of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? _!?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious _ Bloopers!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Don't worry kid. It gets better. I've been living with _ for 20 years."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Behind every powerful man is _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with _ every day."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy _ by the poolside."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "\"This is madness.\" \"No, THIS IS _!\""
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Listen Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus. Turns out my spirit animal is _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or _?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The six things I could never do without: oxygen, Facebook, chocolate, Netflix, friends, and _ LOL!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Why won't you make love to me anymore? Is it _?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in _. This is normal."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I'm sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Tonight we will have sex. And afterwards, If you'd like, a little bit of _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That's the presence of _ in this room."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "To become a true Yanomamo warrior, you must prove that you can withstand _ without crying out."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Y'all ready to get this thing started? I'm Nick Cannon, and this is America's Got _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "If you had to describe the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?"
    },
    {
      "text": "Siskel and Ebert have panned _ as \"poorly conceived\" and \"sloppily executed.\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Up next on Nickelodeon: \"Clarissa Explains _.\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's Morphin' Time! Mastadon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How did Stella get her groove back?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Tonight on SNICK: \"Are You Afraid of _?\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between _ and _ (p&gt;.05)."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized _ in the lab."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "A study published in Nature this week found that _ is good for you in small doses."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between _ and _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What really killed the dinosaurs?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about _!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "Today on MythBusters, we found out how long _ can withstand _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "You can't wait forever. It's time to talk to your doctor about _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The Westboro Baptist Church is now picketing soldiers' funerals with signs that read 'GOD HATES _.'"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What are two cards in your hand that you want to get rid of?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The elders of the Ibo tribe of Nigeria recommend _ as a cure for impotence."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare for _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "From WBEZ Chicago, it's This American Life. Today on our program, _. Stay with us."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What do you see?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Sir, we found you passed out naked on the side of the road. What's the last thing you remember?"
    },
    {
      "text": "Air Canada guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "O Canada, we stand on guard for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "CTV presents _, the story of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Royal Ontario Museum has opened an interactive exhibit on _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to succeed?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of _ to save Christmas.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Jesus is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Here's what you can expect for the new year.<br>Out: _.<br>In: _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Revealed:<br>Why He Really Resigned!<br>Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "GREETINGS HUMANS<br><br>I AM _ BOT<br><br>EXECUTING PROGRAM",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Kids these days with their iPods and their Internet. In my day, all we needed to pass the time was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "But wait, there's more! If you order _ in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in _ absolutely free!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I really hope my grandmother doesn't ask me to explain _ again.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You have been waylaid by _ and must defend yourself.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it's called _starter.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Action stations! Action stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the final round of this year's Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Press &uarr; &darr; &larr; &rarr; B to unleash _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What made Spock cry?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_: Achievement unlocked.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "<i>(Heavy breathing)</i><br>Luke, I am _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You think you have defeated me? Well, let's see how you handle _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What the hell?! They added a 6/6 with flying, trample, and _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is way better in _ mode.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be <i>told</i> what _ is. You have to see it for yourself.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Let me tell you about my new startup. It's basically _, but for _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_ was totally worth the trauma.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "Buzzfeed presents: 10 pictures of _ that look like _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "During my first game of D&amp;D, I accidentally summoned _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Bob Ross's little-known first show was called &quot;The Joy of _.&quot;"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Like _, State Farm is there."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The Discovery Channel presents: _ week."
    },
    {
      "text": "A wise man said, \"Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about _.\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Our relationship is strictly professional. Let's not complicate things with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Corruption. Betrayal. _. Coming soon to Netflix, \"House of _.\"",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Because you enjoyed _, we thought you'd like _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I can't believe Netflix is using _ to promote House of Cards.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We're not like other news organizations. Here at Slugline, we welcome _ in the office. ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm not going to lie. I despise _. There, I said it.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Cancel all my meetings. We've got a situation with _ that requires my immediate attention.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If you need him to, Remy Danton can pull some strings and get you _, but it'll cost you.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_, just for a second. Just to see how it feels."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_, you da real MVP."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_: Ain't nobody got time for that!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_: boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_: I volunteer as tribute!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_: it's magically delicious."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_: Just another way that God shows us he loves us."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_: Just girly things."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_: Just sayin'."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_: not even once."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_: Provided by the management for your protection."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_: Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_? That's what <i>she</i> said."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "A new Russian dash-cam video shows _, right there in the middle of the street!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "A wild _ appears! You used _! It's super effective!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "According to a new UN treaty, _ now qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "An ounce of _ is worth a pound of _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 3,
      "text": "Ancient Chinese proverb say: _ is just _ without _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Apple&reg; has announced a new device that promises to revolutionize the way we think about _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Audiences at Sundance were traumatized by Lars von Trier's controversial new film, &quot;_.&quot;"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Before I got laid off, I never pictured a career in _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 3,
      "text": "Bentley's&reg; latest ultra-high-end luxury sedan comes complete with _, _ and _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Bowing to years of pressure, the Washington Redskins have officially been renamed the Washington _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Coming soon from Pixar: &quot;_&quot;."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Dear Dan Savage, Please help. I am unable to achieve orgasm without _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "Dear, your father and I found _ and _ in your bedroom. I'm shocked, and frankly just a <i>little</i> disappointed."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "During the lunch meeting, we were shocked to hear the boss reveal her obsession with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Ever since &quot;the incident,&quot; every time I close my eyes, I still see _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Experts say that without careful management and conservation, _ will disappear within our liefetimes."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "From the people who brough you <i>Sharktopus</i> and <i>Sharknado</i>, Syfy's&reg; next horror film combines sharks with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "From the producers of Shark Week... Coming this fall, _ Week."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Fuddruckers&reg; is secretly testing a burger made with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Gentleman, I'm sure you're wondering why I asked you here this evening. It's a long story, but it all began with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Go-Go-Gadget _!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "Good news, everyone! I'm giving a TED Talk on the subject of how _ will transform _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Having abandoned his pleas for a return to the gold standard, Ron Paul is now promoting a _-based economy."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Hey man, you gonna come check out my shown tonight? My new band is called &quot;_.&quot;"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "How did I get this restraining order?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "How did I get through college?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "How did I hurt my back?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "How did I spend my inheritance?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "How did my grandparents make it through the Great Depression?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "I am _. I speak for _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I am become _, the destroyer of worlds."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I do declare, in times of distress I have always relied on _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I do wish the newspapers hadn't mentioned _ in grandpa's obituary."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I don't care <i>what</i> people say, _ is <i>not</i> a crime."
    },
    {
      "pick": 3,
      "text": "I got some strange looks in the checkout line when the cashier noticed _, _ and _ in my cart."
    },
    {
      "pick": 3,
      "text": "I have this recurring dream where I'm _, and I'm giving _ to _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I have to admit... it took me a while to agree to it, but incorporating _ into our wedding ceremony is a decision I will never regret."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I quit my job as a bartender the night some jackass left me _ as a tip."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 3,
      "text": "I was once sent to the HR department for an incident involving _, _, and (allegedly) _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I wish it were something simple &mdash; like peanuts or shellfish &mdash; but my doctor tells me I'm actually allergic to _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With _! And _!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "I'm so hungry I could eat _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "I've designed a spaceship powered by the energy released when you combine_ and _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "If laughter is the best medicine, the second best is _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "If people wouldn't be so quick to judge, I would give _ to the person on my left in a heartbeat."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on _ &mdash; forever."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "In a groundbreaking experiment, _ has given birth to _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "In a move that has Hollywood insiders baffled, the producers of American Idol have decided to replace host Ryan Seacrest with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "In a new novel by Nicholas Sparks, a young girl tragically falls in love with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "In his final interview, Robin Williams discussed his private battle with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "In my opinion, _ is grounds for justifiable homicide."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "In Valhalla, it is said that all brave warriors are given _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "It took seven years in a remote Tibetan monastery, but I finally learned the art of _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Like Midas reborn, everything she touches turns to _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Michelle Obama outraged conservatives when she implied that _ maybe wasn't such a bad thing."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "My psychic warns that my future is filled with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "My tour of the White House radically escalated when Secret Service caught a glimpse of _ in my bag."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "Netflix's&reg; new original series is a sitcom based around _ and _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Oh my God! They killed _! You bastards!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Oh, so you think you're too good for us now, little &quot;Miss _!&quot;"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Old Willy used to be just like you or me, before _ got ahold of him."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Ooooooohh yeah, baby you know what I like. Gimmie _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "PornHub.com's single most popular video features _ and _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Rumor is, Kim Jong-un is executing prisoners with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Scientists have discovered the true cause of autism: _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "So then he says, &quot;If you want to make this relationship work, you need to give up _ and _.&quot; As. If."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Sweet, I just got a Groupon for _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Thank you Mario! But _ is in another castle!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "Thanks to _, I now have a crippling fear of _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The best part of waking up is _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The last three items on my &quot;bucket list&quot;:"
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "The night before a blizzard, always stock up on _ and _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent out containing these key phrases:"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The restaurant was nice, but I was surprised to see _ on the menu."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The road to hell is paved with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "There's a new anime about four magical high school students and their adventures with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "This bottle of 1961 Ch&acirc;teau Cheval Blanc has notes of _ and _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "This film has been rated &quot;NC-17&quot; for graphic depictions of _ and _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 3,
      "text": "Three bullet points from my OKCupid&reg; profile: _, _, and most importantly, _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Today, Amazon.com&reg; received a patent on _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Tonight on &quot;My Super Sweet 16,&quot; Stephani's parents give her _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "Tonight on &quot;Supernatural,&quot; Sam and Dean are forced to confront _ using only _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "Topping this week's non-fiction best-sellers: &quot;_ : the art of living with _.&quot;"
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "Ultimate Deathmatch: _ vs. _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Utah is considering the legalization of _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "WANTED: a clean, well-lit place for _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What <i>exactly</i> is up my ass?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What <i>really</i> gave Superman his powers?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What do I have rotting away in a storage unit?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What do we want? _!<br><br>When do we want it? Now!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What made me this way?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What should I be for Halloween?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What was one of the rejected flavors for Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans&trade;?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What will they carve on my tombstone?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What's my safe word?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What's this town's best-kept secret?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 3,
      "text": "When I'm dating somebody, I can overlook _ and _, but _ is a deal-breaker."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "When I've serious fucked up and need to make amends, what can I give my significant other to show them I am truly remorseful?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "When you play the Game Of _, you win or you die."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "While officially still frowned on, _ is now permitted in the U.S. armed forces."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Who's <i>really</i> to blame?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "Who's got _, _, and two thumbs? This guy!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Why won't anyone sit with me?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Why won't they let me in Chuck E. Cheese's&reg; anymore?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "William Shatner's shocking new autobiography is titled &quot;_: The Final Frontier.&quot;"
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "Yea, though I walk through the valley of _, I will fear no _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von _!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "You got your _ in my _!"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "You have my sword. &quot;And you have my bow.&quot; &quot;And <i>my</i> _!&quot;"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "You people are sick! There's <i>nothing</i> funny about _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What's the most common obstacle to consummating a marriage on one's wedding night?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What will the groom think of when he first sees the bride on their wedding day?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What was the happiest memory from the honeymoon?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What should every couple incorporate into their first dance?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "In a marriage, whatever the question is, the answer is always _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "If you like it, then you should put _ on it."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What's a sure sign of a healthy marriage?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "True love means _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "She's not just my wife. She's also _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Consider including _ in your vows."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What's the #1 cause of wedding day jitters?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What the fuck is your problem?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What's the best way to spice up your marriage after years of monotony?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "It's not _ that puts strain on a relationship, it's _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Love is patient, love is kind. Love is _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Marriage is a lot of work, which mainly consists of _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "Marriage: the end of _ and the beginning of _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_ doesn't count as cheating."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What was your favorite wedding photo of?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_: grounds for divorce in all 50 states."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Along with something borrowed and something blue, be sure to take _ with you down the aisle."
    },
    {
      "pick": 2,
      "text": "The only thing worse than _ at a wedding is _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What's the secret to a long and happy marriage?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Nothing gets a wedding reception fired up like _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What will be the best thing about the couple's married sex life?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The first five years are the hardest. After that, it's all _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Make sure you have _ and the rest will take care of itself."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The first issue the couple tackles in marriage counseling will be _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Nothing says \"fulfilling life-long commitment\" like _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "It's trendy to include _ in your wedding these days."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Every wedding toast should include at least one mention of _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What's the only thing sexier than confidence?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The word \"husband\" comes from the Latin word for _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Between the champagne toast and the cake-cutting, there was _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_. A sure-fire cure for the seven-year itch."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "_. A wedding gift you'll cherish forever."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "In a committed adult relationship, _ goes a long way."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Studies show that married people are much more likely than single people to have _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What unique detail did the bride's dress include?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Being married means having the freedom to embrace _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The wedding cake was shaped like _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What's the groom hiding in his underwear?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The ceremony ended with _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The couple has a wonderful life filled with _ ahead of them."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "There's nothing more romantic than _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "A healthy long-term sex life is built on _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What's the couple's favorite shared hobby?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Instead of a garter toss, try _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "How did you celebrate your first anniversary?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What saved your marriage?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "Their first fight as a married couple was about _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "The proposal featured _."
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What's a favorite pastime of the family you're marrying into?"
    },
    {
      "pick": 1,
      "text": "What did the rehearsal dinner taste like?"
    },
    {
      "text": "_: _ in fiction, _ on the tabletop.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Next up: Lord Lysander's paints _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I proxy _ using a second-hand _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I am Angry, Angry about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The citizens of Innsmouth are really _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ falls, everyone dies.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My GM just made his girlfriend a _ character. How fucked are we?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If you buy a camel, Crazy Hassan is adding in free _ this week only!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Around elves, watch _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The only good _ is a dead _",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "...And then he killed the Tarasque with a _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "There is a _ on the roof.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What are we going to argue about today?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In respect to your chapter, the Blood Ravens have dedicated one of their_to _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Roll for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I prepared _ this morning.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The bard nearly got us killed when he rolled to seduce _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ causes the Paladin to fall",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The door to the FLGS opens and a _ walks in!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "GW stores no longer stock_",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The price on _ Has doubled!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You fool! you fell victim to one of the classic blunders: _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "...and then the bastard pulled out _ and placed it on the table.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I cast magic missile at _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Wait! I'm a _! Let me tell you about my _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Whenever we run _, it's customary that _ pays for the group's pizza.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I kept getting weird looks at FNM when I brought my new _ card sleeves.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is better than 3D women?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Only fags play mono_.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The enemy's _ is down.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Ach! Hans run! It's the _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is the BBEG's secret weapon?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the only way to fix 3.5.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's on today's agenda for the mage guild meeting?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You roll 00 for your magical mishap and turn into _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_! what was that?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What won't the Bard fuck?.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The last straw was the Chaotic Neutral buying a case of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Your BBEG is actually _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The adventure was going fine until the BBEG put _ in our path.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You've been cursed by the witch! Your _ has turned into a _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I like to dress up like _ and hit people with foam swords.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Mountain, Black lotus, sac, to cast _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ followed by gratuitous _ is how I got kicked out off my last group.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The _ guides my blade.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Don't touch me _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The GM has invited his new _ to join the game. They'll be playing _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "0/10 would not _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Behold! White Wolf's newest game: _: the _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "For our upcoming FATAL game, I've assigned _ as your new character.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I had to kill a party member when wasted 2 hours by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We found _in the Dragon's hoard.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We knew the game was off to a good start when the GM didn't veto a player's decision to play as _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My Kriegers came in a box of _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Elf _ Wat do?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Magic the Gathering's next set is themed around _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Everybody was surprised when the king's trusted adviser turned out to be _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You and _ must stop _ with the ancient artifact _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "The guard looks a troubled, uncomfortable glare, like a man who must explain to his _, that's its dreams of becoming _ will never happen.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_ just fucked us",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My _ are moving on their own",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Dwarf Fortress needs more _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "2e or _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the grim darkness of the far future there is only _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. we don't need other boards anymore!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Blood for the blood god! _ for the _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Never fire _ at the bulkhead!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Macha was dismayed to find out that _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I sure hope no one notices that I inserted my _ fetish into the game.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the only way I can forget about 4e.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You should never let your bard _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Welcome to the _ Quest Thread.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The lich's phylactery is a _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "That one guy in my group always rolls a chaotic neutral _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Then the barbarian drank from the _-filled fountain",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_: That was a thing.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "&gt;preferring 3D women over _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Where we're going, we won't need _ to see",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I got a box today. What's inside? _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Roll _ circumference",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What I made: _.<br>What the DM saw: _.<br>What I played: _",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "_ vs. _: Critical Hit!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Can _ bloom on the battlefield?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "&gt;mfw _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_? That's ULTRA heretical",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "So I made my chapter insignia _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You encounter a Gazebo. You respond with _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "D&amp;D: 6th edition will feature _ as a main race!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Your Natural 1 summons _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It would have taken _ to..... CREEEEEEEEEED!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Real men watch _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "So wait, _ was actually _? Wow, I didn't see that one coming!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Whenever I'm splashed with cold water, I turn into _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "No matter how you look at it, ultimately _ is responsible for _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_. That is my fetish.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is camping my lane.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Vegeta, what does the scouter say?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who the hell do you think I am?!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z, Goku has a fierce battle with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who let the dogs out?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In his next movie, Will Smith saves the world from _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ and _ are the new hot couple.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "When North Korea gets _, it will be the end of the world.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Plan a three course meal.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Tastes like _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Hey guys, check out my _ montage!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What will Xyzzy take over the world with?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Dustin Browder demands more _ in StarCraft&reg;.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Welcome to my secret lair on _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Truly and without question, _ is the manliest of all men.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "WANTED: $50,000,000,000 reward for the apprehension of_.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "People die when they are _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Okay, I'll admit it. I would totally go gay for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_.tumblr.com",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. Goddammit, Japan.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "All your _ are belong to us",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Digimon! Digivolve to: _-mon!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What will YouTube add in its next unneeded update?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I have never in my life laughed harder than the first time I watched _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who's an asshole?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you _... COVERED IN BEES!!!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Sorry Mario, but _ is in another castle.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "There are guilty pleasures. And then there's _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ for president!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is a lie.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Have fun, don't be _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Don't get mad, get _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When it comes to Japanese cuisine, there's simply nothing better than _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After I saw _, I needed _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm an expert on _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Just announced: The brand new anime adaptation of _, starring _ as the voice of _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the only thing that matters.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Cunnilungus and psychiatry brought us to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We'll always have _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST _ I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "And the award for the filthiest scene in an adult film goes to \"5 women and _.\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What mildy annoyed you today?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The seldomly mentioned 4th little pig built his house out of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Let's all rock out to the sounds of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "No one wants to see your _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "\"Why Grandma\", said Little Red Riding Hood, \"What big _ you have!\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ uses _. It is SUPER EFFECTIVE!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "It's difficult to explain to friends and family why I know so much about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who knew I'd be able to make a living off of _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Take _, it will last longer.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I finally realized I hit rock bottom when I started digging through dumpsters for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Long story short, I ended up with _ in my ass.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "At first I couldn't understand _, but now it's my biggest kink.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is my worst habit.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What do I keep hidden in the crawlspace?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's the end of _ as we know it.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I watch movies just to see if I can find a Big Lipped _ Moment.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Go-Go-Gadget, _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Everything's better with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "And it is said his ghost still wanders these halls, forever searching for his lost _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What have you accomplished today?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What would you taste like?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The best part of waking up is _ in your cup.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why are you frothing with rage?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What made you happy today?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why are there six _ when there are only four _?",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "My _ is too big!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Best drink ever: One part _, three parts _, and a splash of _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "_ makes me uncomfortable.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The primitive villagers were both shocked and amazed when I showed them _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Stop, drop, and _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the root of all evil.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Think before you _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "The road to success is paved with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "And on his farm he had _, E-I-E-I-O!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "A wild _ appeared! It used _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "What is your mating call?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The Himalayas are filled with many perils, such as _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "There's _ in my soup.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is the worst thing anyone could say in front of the police?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The sad truth is, that at the edge of the universe, there is nothing but _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is the saddest thing you've ever seen?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If life gives you _, make _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "What is your favorite book?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who needs a bidet when you have _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Kill it with _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The Xbox One's DRM policy isn't half as bad as _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "TotalBiscuit's top hat is actually _. ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Best game of 2013? _, of course.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'M-A FIRIN' MAH _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How do you get your dog to stop humping your leg?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ sounds like a great alternative rock band.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. Everything else is uncivilized.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Of my entire collection, my most prized possession is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_! You know, for kids.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Mom, I swear! Despite its name, _ is NOT a porno!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The government of Japan recently passed a law that effectively forbids all forms of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I can't believe I spent most of my paycheck on _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the greatest Canadian.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I write slash fanfiction pairing _ with _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_? It's a DLC item.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Oh god, I can't believe we ate _ at PAX.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Only in Korea can you see _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Alcoholic games of Clue&reg; lead to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the name of my _ cover band.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The Holy Trinity: _, _, and _!",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Praise _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What doesn't work that way?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What can you always find in between the couch cushions?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What the fuck is wrong with you?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is the next great Kickstarter project?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is the meaning of life?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My life for _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When I was a kid, all we had in Lunchables were three _ and _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "On its last dying breath, _ sent out a cry for help. A bunch of _ heard the cry.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "With Democrats and Republicans in a dead heat, the election was snatched by _ party.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who would have guessed that the alien invasion would be easily thwarted by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If you could fuck anyone in the world, who would you choose?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When it comes to hentai, nothing gets me hotter than _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Lupin the III's latest caper involves him trying to steal _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ vs. _. BEST. FIGHT. EVER.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Fresh from Japan: The new smash hit single by _ titled _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Congratulations, _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Hayao Miyazaki's latest family film is about a young boy befriending _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "One thing you almost never see in anime is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "By far the best panel at any anime convention is the one for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "S-Shut up!! I-It's not like I'm _ or anything.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is mo&eacute;?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The English dub of _ sucks worse than _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_. BELIEVE IT!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Make a contract with me, and become _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You guys are so wrong. Obviously, _ is best waifu.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the latest chapter of Toriko, our hero hunts down, kills, and eats a creature made entirely of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z, _ is forced to do the fusion dance with _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "You are already _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "THIS _ HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My favorite episode of _ is the one with _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Make a yaoi shipping.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "This doujinshi I just bought has _ and _ getting it on, hardcore.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Make a love triangle.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Dr. Black Jack, please hurry! The patient is suffering from a terminal case of _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "So just who is this Henry Goto fellow, anyway?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When Henry Goto is alone and thinks that no one's looking, he secretly enjoys _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "He might just save the universe, if he only had some _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This _ of mine glows with an awesome power! Its _ tells me to defeat you!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Cards Against Anime: It's more fun than _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "On the mean streets of Tokyo, everyone knows that _ is the leader of the _ Gang.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "When I found all 7 Dragon Balls, Shenron granted me my wish for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The best part of my _ costume is _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "My _ is the _ that will pierce the heavens!! <i>*same white card used for both blanks*</i>",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After years of searching, the crew of the Thousand Sunny finally found out that the One Piece is actually _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The World Line was changed when I sent a D-mail to myself about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In this episode of Master Keaton, Keaton builds _ out of _ and _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "So, what have you learned from all of this?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Someday when I have kids, I want to share with them the joys of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who placed first in the most recent Shonen Jump popularity poll?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "No matter how many times I see it, _ always brings a tear to my eye.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Coming to Neon Alley: _, completely UNCUT &amp; UNCENSORED.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This year, I'm totally gonna cosplay as _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My favorite hentai is the one where _ is held down and violated by _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Cooking is so fun! Cooking is so fun! Now it's time to take a break and see what we have done! _. YAY! IT'S READY!!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The most annoying kind of anime fans are _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. So kawaii!! &lt;3 &lt;3",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Animation studio _ is perhaps best known for _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "This is our final battle. Mark my words, I will defeat you, _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After a long, arduous battle, _ finally met their end by _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The best English dub I've ever heard is the one for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You used _. It's super effective!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. HE DEDD.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I know of opinions and all that, but I just don't understand how anyone could actually enjoy _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You see, I'm simply _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "She'll thaw out if you try _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Yoko Kanno's latest musical score features a song sung entirely by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This year, I totally lucked out and found _ in the dealer's room.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If I was a magical girl, my cute mascot sidekick would be _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How did I avoid your attack? Simple. By _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the future of 199X, the barrier between our world and the demon world is broken, and thousands of monsters invade our realm to feed upon _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "From the creators of Tiger &amp; Bunny: _ &amp; _!!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "In truth, the EVA units are actually powered by the souls of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Dreaming! Don't give it up _! Dreaming! Don't give it up _! Dreaming! Don't give it up _!",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Yo-Ho-Ho! He took a bite of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The new Gurren Lagann blurays from Aniplex will literally cost you _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The most overused anime cliche is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The inspiration behind the latest hit show is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "While writing Dragon Ball, Akira Toriyama would occasionally take a break from working to enjoy _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The show was great, until _ showed up.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Nothing ruins a good anime faster than _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I want to be the very best, like no one ever was! _ is my real test, _ is my cause!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Who are you callin' _ so short he can't see over his own _?!?!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "If you ask me, there need to be more shows about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. That is the kind of man I was.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to accidentally walk in on you while you were _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the latest episode of Case Closed, Conan deduces that it was _ who killed _ because of _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Welcome home, Master! Is there anything your servant girl can bring you today?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the latest chapter of Golgo 13, he kills his target with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Karaoke night! I'm totally gonna sing my favorite song, _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. Only on Toonami",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "From the twisted mind of Nabeshin: An anime about _, _, and _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Behold the name of my Zanpakuto, _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Now! Face my ultimate attack!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Sasuke has _ implants.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "To save the world, you must collect all 7 _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The new manga from _ is about a highschool girl discovering _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I am in despair! _ has left me in despair!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Mamoru Oshii's latest film is a slow-paced, two hour-long cerebral piece about the horrors of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What do I love most about anime?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The rarest Pok&eacute;mon in my collection is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What do I hate most about anime?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Watch it! Or I'll take your _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This morning, hundreds of Japanese otaku lined up outside their favorite store to buy the limited collector's edition of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Every now and then, I like to participate in the time-honored Japanese tradition of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Chicks. Dig. _. <i>Nice.</i>",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "New from Studio GAINAX: _ the Animation.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Using my power of Geass, I command you to do... THIS!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Don't worry, he's okay! He survived thanks to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The next big Tokusatsu show: \"Super Sentai _ Ranger!\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the name of the moon, I will punish _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The Chocolate Underground stopped the Good For You Party by capturing their _ and exposing their leader as _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Who cares about the printing press, did that medieval peasant girl just invent _?!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The court finds the defendant, _, guilty of _, and sentences them to a lifetime of _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "What does Alucard have nightmares about?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I've always wanted to become a voice actor, so I could play the role of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's no secret. Deep down, everybody wants to fuck _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Behold! My trap card, _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "As part of a recent promotion, Japanese KFCs are now dressing their Colonel Sanders statues up as _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Fighting _ by moonlight! Winning _ by daylight! Never running from a real fight! She is the one named _!",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Don't stand behind him, if you value your _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What the hell is \"Juvijuvibro\"?!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If the anime industry is dying, what will be the final nail in it's coffin?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It has been said... That there are entire forests of _, made from the sweetest _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "IT'S _ TIME!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My love for you is like _. BERSERKER!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "They are the prey, and we are the _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "No matter how I look at it, it's your fault I'm not _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My Little Sister Can't Be _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "By far, the most mind-bogglingly awesome thing I've ever seen in anime is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After eating a Devil Fruit, I now have the power of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "That's not a squid! It's _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The mo&eacute; debate was surprisingly civil until someone mentioned _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Anime has taught me that classic literature can always be improved by adding _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "And from Kyoto Animation, a show about cute girls doing _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "\"_.\"<br>\"What the hell, man?!\"<br>\"_.\"<br>\"Oh, okay.\"",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Madoka Kyouno's nickname for Muginami's older brother is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What do otaku smell like?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Attention, duelists: My hair is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Technology improves every day. One day soon, surfing the web will be replaced by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Despite our Administration's best efforts, we are still incapable of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "At camp, we'd scare each other by telling stories about _ around the fire.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Choosy Moms Choose _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The reason I go to church is to learn about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Show me on _, where he _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I wouldn't _ you with _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "All attempts at _, have met with failure and crippling economic sanctions.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Eating _ gave me _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "When Spike is asleep, Twilight likes to read books about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When Luna got to the moon, she was greeted with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Twilight Sparkle owns far more books on _ than she'd like to admit.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Twilight got bored with the magic of friendship, and now studies the magic of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Today, Mayor Mare announced her official campaign position on _ and _. No pony was the least bit surprised.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "To much controversy, Princess Celestia made _ illegal.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The worst mishap caused by Princess Cadance was when she made _ and _ fall in love.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The only way to get Opal in the bath is with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The national anthem of Equestria is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The Everfree forest is full of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The Elements of Harmony were originally the Elements of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Surprisingly, Canterlot has a museum of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Should the Elements of Harmony fail, _ is to be used as a last resort.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Super Speedy _ Squeezy 5000.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Rarity was supposed to have a song about _, but it was cut.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Rarity's latest dress design was inspired by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Rarity has a long forgotten line of clothing inspired by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Rainbow Dash received a concussion after flying into _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Rainbow Dash is the only pony in all of Equestria who can _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ should _ _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is best pony.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ has won the national Equestrian award for _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Aloe and Lotus have been experimenting with a radical treatment that utilizes the therapeutic properties of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After living for thousands of years Celestia can only find pleasure in _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After a wild night of partying, Fluttershy awakens to find _ in her bed.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_? That's future Spike's problem.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After a wild night of crusading, Applebloom learned that _ was her super special talent.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS; _! YAY!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "BUY SOME _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Without any warning, Pinkie Pie burst into a song about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You're a human transported to Equestria! The first thing you'd look for is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Big Mac sleeps soundly whenever _ is with him.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Zecora is a well known supplier of _ and _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "And that's how Equestria was made!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Inexplicably, the only thing the parasprites wouldn't eat was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In a world without humans, saddles are actually made for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's not a boulder! It's _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It turns out Hitler's favorite pony was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'd like to be _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In a stroke of unparalleled evil, Discord turned _ into _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "In a fit of rage, Princess Celestia sent _ to the _ for _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Everypony was shocked to discover that Scootaloo's cutie mark was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Every Morning, Princess Celestia Rises _.",
      "pick": 1
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      "text": "Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned about _. ",
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    {
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      "pick": 1
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      "pick": 1
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    {
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      "text": "Luna didn't help in the fight against Chrysalis because she was too busy with _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
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      "pick": 1
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      "pick": 1
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    {
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      "pick": 1
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    {
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      "pick": 1
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      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "When Dave received _ from his Bro for his 9th birthday, be felt a little warm inside.",
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      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "What's in the box, Jack?",
      "pick": 1
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    {
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      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "_. On the roof. Now.",
      "pick": 1
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      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Turns out, pre-entry prototyping with _ was not the best idea.",
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      "pick": 1
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      "pick": 1
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    {
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      "pick": 1
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    {
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      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "In the final battle, John distracts Lord English by showing him _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "I warned you about _, bro! I told you, dog!",
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      "text": "John is a good boy. And he loves _.",
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    {
      "text": "It's hard, being _. It's hard and no one understands.",
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      "pick": 1
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      "pick": 1
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    {
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    {
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    {
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    {
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    {
      "text": "For his birthday, Dave gave John _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Fuckin' _. How do they work?",
      "pick": 1
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    {
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      "pick": 1
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    {
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      "text": "Equius beats up Eridan for _.",
      "pick": 1
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      "text": "Everybody out of the god damn way. You've got a heart full of _, a soul full of _, and a body full of _.",
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    {
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    {
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      "pick": 1
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      "text": "Alternia's political system was based upon _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "All _. All of it!",
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    {
      "text": "AG: Who needs luck when you have _?",
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      "text": "After throwing _ at Karkat's head, Dave made the intriguing discover that troll horns are very sensitive.",
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      "text": "\"Sacred leggings\" was a mistranslation. The Sufferer actually died in Sacred _.",
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      "pick": 1
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    {
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    {
      "text": "What's a paladin?",
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      "text": "In today's Driftor in-depth episode we shall look at _.",
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      "text": "Last Thursday, Riorach was identified in public and she proceeded to _.",
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    {
      "text": "What did Pewdiepie overreact to on his channel today?",
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    {
      "text": "This time on Brutalmoose's Top 10, his guest was _.",
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    {
      "text": "When Sp00n finally removed his horsemask on the livestream, we saw _.",
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    {
      "text": "I give this game a rating of _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "What did Mitch or Bajan Canadian find in the fridge today?",
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    {
      "text": "In _ We Trust.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "What did Criken do this time to break ARMA III? ",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "What was the big prize this time around at the Thrown Controllers panel?",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "In the next episode of Press Heart to Continue: Dodger talks about _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "But Beardman! Why do you think that _?",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "And here we have _. Strike it's weakness for MASSIVE damage!",
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    {
      "text": "Pewdiepie's going to play _!?",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Smarty's darkest fear is _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
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      "pick": 1
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      "text": "The comment section was nothing but _ arguing about _.",
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    {
      "text": "_, the one you want to get DDoS'd",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Come on and slam, and welcome to the _.",
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    {
      "text": "The Creatures' next member is _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Tehsmarty loves the smell of _ in the morning.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "ZeRoyalViking's up and coming game company, \"ZEA\" accredits their success to _.",
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    {
      "text": "I AM THE _ CZAR!!!",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "In this week's gauntlet, ChilledChaos challenges Tehsmarty to _.",
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    {
      "text": "In this week's gauntlet, Tehsmarty challenges ChilledChaos to _.",
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    {
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      "pick": 1
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      "text": "At this new Doctor Who themed restaurant, you can get a free _ if you can eat a plate of bangers and mash in under 3 minutes.",
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    {
      "text": "There's a new dance on Gallifrey. It's called the _.",
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    {
      "text": "It's a little known fact that if you send a _ to the BBC, they will send you a picture of The Doctor.",
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    {
      "text": "According to the Daleks, _ is better at _.",
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    {
      "text": "Who is going to be The Doctor's next companion?",
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    {
      "text": "In all of space and time you decide that _ is a good choice?!",
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    {
      "text": "Adipose were thought to be made of fat, but are really made of _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "After we watch an episode, I've got some _-flavored Jelly Babies to hand out.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "I was ok with all the BAD WOLF graffiti, until someone wrote it on _.",
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    {
      "text": "Who should be the 13th Doctor?",
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    {
      "text": "Jack Harkness, I can't leave you alone for a minute! I turn around and you're trying to seduce _.",
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    {
      "text": "The Chameleon circuit is working again...somewhat. Instead of a phone booth, the TARDIS is now a _.",
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      "text": "Bowties are _.",
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    {
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      "pick": 1
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    {
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      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's going to be The Doctor's new catchphrase?",
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    {
      "text": "They found some more last episodes! They were found in _.",
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    {
      "text": "The next Doctor Who spin-off is going to be called _.",
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    {
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    {
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    {
      "text": "The Doctor did it! He saved the world again! This time using a _.",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "The correct procedure for listening to Fairytale is:",
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    {
      "text": "The BBC have decided to dig up another old relic and send _ to represent the UK.",
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    {
      "text": "_. As guaranteed as Cyprus giving Greece 12 points.",
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    {
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      "text": "Lena goes from Eurovision winner, to participant, to score reader. Her next job is _.",
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    {
      "text": "Women kissing each other on stage, men kissing each other on stage, what next?",
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    {
      "text": "In an attempt to foster friendly attitudes between ESC entrants, the host country made them _ and _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I'm in loooooooove with a fairytaaaale, even thouuugh it _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "The winning act had _ and _ as the singer belted out lyrics about _.",
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    {
      "text": "Johnny Logan is a man of many talents; he wins Eurovisions and _.",
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    {
      "text": "A (few) word(s) synonymous with Eurovision fans: _",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "This country has declined to participate due to _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Misheard lyrics of Verjamem resulted in people thinking Eva Boto screeched _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "This performance contains flashing images, _ and _.",
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    {
      "text": "Serbia entered magical girls. How horribly will their contract end?",
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      "text": "There's rumours of a country buying votes with _.",
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    {
      "text": "Your ideal interval act.",
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      "text": "Azerbaijan, Land of _.",
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    {
      "text": "_ _ Divided By _.",
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      "text": "_ adds a thread in the Anti-_ group, and everybody loses their fucking minds.",
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    {
      "text": "_ is the least autistic _ on Fimfiction.",
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    {
      "text": "_ is Best Pony.",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "_ was a strong stallion.",
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    {
      "text": "_ signalled the end of the Golden Age of FiMfiction.net.",
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    {
      "text": "_, _, and _ in a sexy circlejerk.",
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    {
      "text": "Fallout Equestria is _ and tends to overdramaticize its _.",
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    {
      "text": "An alternate universe where _ is instead _.",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "Hey, let's cross over _ and MLP! Why the fuck not?",
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    {
      "text": "I just read a fic where _ was fucking _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I hope someone writes a fic about _ because I am too fucking lazy to do it myself.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I swear I'm going to quit the fandom if _ happens.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "I just started the _verse.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "The Incredible _ Of A Winning _.",
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      "text": "The _ Group of _ Excellence.",
      "pick": 2
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    {
      "text": "The _ Bureau.",
      "pick": 1
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      "text": "That fucking idiot _ ragequit the fandom over _.",
      "pick": 2
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    {
      "text": "Someone should write a clopfic of _ fucking _, using _ as lubricant.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Short Skirts and _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Remember when _ was on every page?",
      "pick": 1
    },
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      "text": "RainbowBob's newest clopfic: _ X _",
      "pick": 2
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    {
      "text": "Oh, look, _ made a fan group for themselves.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Oh, fuck, someone made a group about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My OTP is _ and _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "My Little Dashie? How about My Little _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My _ Pony",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "knighty's new blogpost is about _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
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      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "There's a crossover fic about _ and _ in the FB.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Listen to the _ on this shit.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Kirby has two iconic abilities: suck and _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Jon can't get enough of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Jon believes that the most important part of any video game is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Put a hole in that _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Pikachu, use your _ attack!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Jon's mom called him to tell him about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Real talk? _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Jon and Arin win! They realize _ is more important.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Jon and Arin suck at _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How many _ does Mega Man get?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If the _ wasn't there, I would do. But it's there, so it's not.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Jon just wants to touch _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Jon can't survive air travel without _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's no use! Take _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Is there anything to gain from this?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I've been _ again!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Rolling around at the speed of _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This time on Guest Grumps, we have _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Top five games, go! 1? Mega Man X. 2-5? _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why is Steam Train so controversial?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "WOOP WOOP WOOP I'M A _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You know what fan mail makes me the happiest every time I see it? It's the ones where people are like, \"_.\" ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You're ruining my integrity! _ won't hire me now!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Nightshade: The Claws of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Number one! With a bullet! Zoom in on the _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Oh, it's _!",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "Look, it's _!",
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      "text": "Next time on Game Grumps, _!",
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      "text": "\"These new _ t-shirts are gonna change some lives, Arin.\"",
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      "text": "_. This is like one of my Japanese animes!",
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    {
      "text": "_. Put that in, Barry.",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "_. It's no use!",
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    {
      "text": "_. I AAAAAAIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!",
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      "text": "_? Ten-outta-ten!",
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    {
      "text": "Barry, we need a replay on _.",
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    {
      "text": "Barry, add _ into the video!",
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    {
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    {
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      "text": "Arin believes that the most important part of any video game is _.",
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      "text": "And there it was...Kirby had finally met the _ of the lost city.",
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    {
      "text": "And then, as a fuckin' goof, I'd put a hole in _.",
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    {
      "text": "\"You want cheese pizza?\" \"No. _.\"",
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    {
      "text": "Dude, real talk? _.",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "Do you remember the episode where Ash caught a _?",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "I wanna put my _ in her!",
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    {
      "text": "How many nose hairs does _ have?",
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    {
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    {
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    {
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    {
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    {
      "text": "Fuck, I found a _.",
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    {
      "text": "Everybody wants to know about me, but they don't know about my _.",
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    {
      "text": "Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice? How could you. Fool me three times, you're officially _.",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "Egoraptor's fiancee is actually a _.",
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      "text": "If you don't know what _ is, you can't go to _.",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "If _ evolved from _, why the fuck is there still _, dude?!",
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    {
      "text": "_? Pretty smart. _? Pretty fuckin' smart. _? FUCKING GENIUS!!!!",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "_ is not Jon's strong suit.",
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    {
      "text": "_: Better than deer shit!",
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      "text": "_ WINS!",
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    {
      "text": "Real talk? Is that _ _?",
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    {
      "text": "Welcome back to _ _!",
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    {
      "text": "JON'S _, SHOW US YOUR _.",
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    {
      "text": "Look at that _-ass _!",
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      "text": "Barry's sheer skill at _ is unmatched.",
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    {
      "text": "BARRY! SHOW _ AGAIN!",
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    {
      "text": "_ don't even cost this less!",
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    {
      "text": "I don't like the _ flavor.",
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    {
      "text": "_ has aged really well.",
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      "text": "_ is Jon's favorite video game of all time.",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "What can be found in Arin's chins?",
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    {
      "text": "What am I willing to put up with today?",
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    {
      "text": "Welcome to Sonic Team! We make _, I think!",
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    {
      "text": "Welcome back to _.",
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    {
      "text": "What's better than Skyward Sword?",
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    {
      "text": "WHAT THE FUCK IS A _?!",
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    {
      "text": "What is the boopinest shit?",
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    {
      "text": "What do Mumbo's magic words mean?",
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    {
      "text": "Who replaced Jon when he left GameGrumps?",
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    {
      "text": "When I look in the mirror I see _.",
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    {
      "text": "What's the real reason Jon left?",
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    {
      "text": "BENCH ALL THE _.",
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    {
      "text": "It's DJ Manny in the hizouse, playing _ all night long!",
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    {
      "text": "Tom is good, but he's not _ good.",
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    {
      "text": "Jorgi the Corgi most definitely enjoys _.",
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    {
      "text": "Connie the Condor often doesn't talk on skype because of _.",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "Every weekend, Golby likes to _ then _ before finally _.",
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    {
      "text": "What strange Korean delicacy will Mark enjoy today?",
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    {
      "text": "I got a new tattoo, it looks a bit like _.",
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    {
      "text": "When Barta isn't talking he's _.",
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    {
      "text": "Cindi suddenly turned into Steven after _.",
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    {
      "text": "You're so _ I'll have to delete you.",
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      "text": "_ + _ = Golby.",
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      "text": "The OGN was fun, but there was far too much _ cosplay.",
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      "text": "\"What are you thinking?\" \"You know, _ and stuff.\"",
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      "text": "If Ned Stark had _, he never would have _.",
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      "text": "In exchange for his sister, Viserys was given _.",
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      "text": "Because of _, Danerys was called _ by everyone.",
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    {
      "text": "In the name of _, first of his _.",
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    {
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      "text": "Linear Fighter, Quadratic _.",
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    {
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      "text": "My innovative new RPG has a stat for _.",
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    {
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    {
      "text": "Elminster cast a potent _ spell and then had sex with _.",
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    {
      "text": "The Deck of Many _.",
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    {
      "text": "/r/ _.",
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    {
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    {
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    {
      "text": "Closing Ceremonies drinking game: Every time _ is mentioned... DRINK!",
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    {
      "text": "In a Congressional hearing, US CYBERCOM commander Gen. Alexander claimed the latest data breach was due to _.",
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    {
      "text": "The Maker Faire was unexpectedly interrupted by _.",
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    {
      "text": "Do you even _?",
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    {
      "text": "Come to the dark side, we have _.",
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    {
      "text": "Y U NO _!!!!!",
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    {
      "text": "While alone in the server room I _.",
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    {
      "text": "When I get drunk I am an expert on _",
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    {
      "text": "Well, guess what? I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more _.",
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    {
      "text": "We should take _ and push it _.",
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    {
      "text": "We decided to _ to raise money for the EFF.",
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    {
      "text": "TSA wouldn't allow me through because of my _.",
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    {
      "text": "Tonight's Final Hacker Jeopardy category will be _!",
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    {
      "text": "Today's PaulDotCom podcast featured _.",
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    {
      "text": "These are not the _ you are looking for.",
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    {
      "text": "The snozberries taste like _.",
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    {
      "text": "The only winning move is to _.",
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    {
      "text": "The next cyber war will feature _.",
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    {
      "text": "The best part of Alexis Park was all the _.",
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    {
      "text": "So long and thanks for all the _.",
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    {
      "text": "Security through obscurity is better than _.",
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    {
      "text": "Rule 34 _.",
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    {
      "text": "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, _.",
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    {
      "text": "Our most powerful weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse will be _.",
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    {
      "text": "Only half of programming is coding. The other 90% is _.",
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    {
      "text": "One does not simply _.",
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    {
      "text": "On the Internet, no one can tell you're _.",
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    {
      "text": "Occupy _.",
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    {
      "text": "Next year's scavenger hunt is rumored to include finding a _ with a _.",
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    {
      "text": "Next time we meet we should _.",
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    {
      "text": "My extremely large _ is what makes me better than you.",
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    {
      "text": "My _ brings all the _ to the yard.",
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    {
      "text": "Most hackers smell like _.",
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    {
      "text": "Las Vegas is best known for _.",
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    {
      "text": "Keep calm and _.",
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    {
      "text": "It's dangerous to go alone. Take _.",
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    {
      "text": "It smells like _ in this room.",
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    {
      "text": "In a shocking move Archive.org decided to NOT back up _.",
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    {
      "text": "I'mma let you finish but _ is the best _ of all time.",
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    {
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    {
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    {
      "text": "I work 80 hours a week and still can't afford a _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "I used to be a hacker like you, until I took a(n) _ to the knee.",
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    {
      "text": "I use _ to secure all of my personal data.",
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    {
      "text": "I spotted the fed and all I got was _.",
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    {
      "text": "I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about _.",
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    {
      "text": "I have the biggest _, ever!",
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    {
      "text": "I find your lack of _ disturbing.",
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    {
      "text": "I can't believe they rejected my talk on _.",
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    {
      "text": "I can haz _.",
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    {
      "text": "HOLY _ BATMAN!!",
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    {
      "text": "High Tech start-up company combines _ with _.",
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    {
      "text": "Go home _, you're drunk.",
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    {
      "text": "Go Go Gadget _!",
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    {
      "text": "Drink all the _. Hack all the _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Def Con Kids will now focus on teaching young hackers _.",
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    {
      "text": "Confession Bear Says: _",
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    },
    {
      "text": "But does _ run NetBSD?",
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    {
      "text": "Am I the only one around here who _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "All I did was _ but someone gave me a red card.",
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    {
      "text": "35% of all hackers have to deal with _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_. There's an app for that.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_. This is why I can't have nice things!",
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    {
      "text": "_: You keep using that term. I do not think it means what you think it means.",
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    {
      "text": "_ is now outsourced to call centers in India.",
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    {
      "text": "_ shot first.",
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    {
      "text": "_ Killed the barrel roll",
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    {
      "text": "_ A'int Nobody Got Time For Dat!!",
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    {
      "text": "_ Put a bird on it!",
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    {
      "text": "_ makes me puke rainbows.",
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    {
      "text": "_ is also monitored by Prism.",
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    {
      "text": "_ is what keeps us together.",
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    {
      "text": "_ is a better replacement for crypto.",
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    {
      "text": "_ riding a Segway",
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    {
      "text": "I just met you and this is crazy, but here's _, so _ maybe",
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    {
      "text": "It's only _ if you get caught!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_: The Next Generation",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Terminator 4: _",
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    {
      "text": "Disney presents _ on ice!",
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    {
      "text": "_. The other white meat.",
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    {
      "text": "A _ a day keeps the _ away.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I'm sweating like a _ at a _.",
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    {
      "text": "I love the smell of _ in the morning.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "You're not gonna believe this, but _.",
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    {
      "text": "_. All the cool kids are doing it.",
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    {
      "text": "So I was _ in my cubicle at work, and suddenly _!",
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    {
      "text": "Baskin Robbins just added a 32nd flavor: _!",
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    {
      "text": "I can drive and _ at the same time.",
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    {
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    },
    {
      "text": "This month in Cosmo: how to give your man _ at the expense of _.",
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    {
      "text": "Are you there, God? It's me, _",
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    {
      "text": "50 Shades of _.",
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    {
      "text": "It's not length, it's _.",
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    {
      "text": "Whatever, Peeta. You'll never understand my struggle with _.",
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    {
      "text": "Men are from _, women are from _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Why does the Komen Foundation hate Planned Parenthood?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Math is hard. Let's go _!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "The latest proposal in the Texas legislature is to take away _ from women.",
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    {
      "text": "If you don't mind my asking, how *do* lesbians have sex?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "In her next romcom, Katherine Heigl plays a woman who falls in love with her boss's _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "The Pantone color of the year is inspired by _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "What is Olivia Pope's secret to removing red wine stains from white clothes?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why exactly was Alanis so mad at Uncle Joey?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why do men on the Internet send me pictures of _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's my weapon of choice in the \"War on Women\"?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's Seth MacFarlane's problem?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I couldn't help but wonder: was it Mr. Big, or was it _?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "What fell into my bra?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "What's my preferred method of contraception?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Sofia Coppola's new film focuses on a wealthy young white woman feeling alienated by _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_: the Tori Amos song that changed my life",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Something old, something new, something borrowed, and _.",
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    {
      "text": "Why can't we have nice things?",
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    {
      "text": "That was more awkward than _.",
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    {
      "text": "Boardgame Online is more fun than _.",
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    {
      "text": "I hate My Little Pony more than _ hates _.",
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    {
      "text": "I love My Little Pony more than _ loves _.",
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    {
      "text": "Cat gifs are cuter than _. ",
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    {
      "text": "If it fits, I _. ",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "_. My moon and my stars. ",
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    {
      "text": "A _ always pays his debts. ",
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    {
      "text": "My ovaries just exploded because of _. ",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Chewie, _ it!",
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    {
      "text": "Steven Moffat has no _. ",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Dobby is _!!",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "_ for temperature. ",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "I always _ ass - razor1000.",
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    {
      "text": "I got _ to the frontpage ",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Not asking for upvotes but _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Not sure if Imgur reference or _.",
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    {
      "text": "ERMAGERD! _.",
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    {
      "text": "Press 0 twice for _.",
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    {
      "text": "Having a bit of fun with the new _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "I know this is a selfie but _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I know this is going to get downvoted to hell but _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "If you could stop _, that'd be greeeeattt. ",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Imgur: where the points don't matter and the _ is made up.",
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    {
      "text": "If _ happens because of _, I will eat my socks.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Put that _ back where it came from or so help me.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "No, no, you leave _. We no like you.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "FOR _!!!!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Confession Bear: When I was 6, I _ on my _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Actual Advice Mallard: Always _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Yer a wizard _",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Am I the only one around here who _?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_. Forever Alone.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_. TOO SAD AND TOO TINY!",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "For every upvote I will _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. Awkward boner. ",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "You know nothing _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Most of the time you can only fit one_ in there.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I've never seen anyone so _ while _.",
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    {
      "text": "OH MY GOD _. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?",
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    {
      "text": "SAY GOODBYE TO_.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "+1 for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I don't always _. But when I do_..",
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    },
    {
      "text": "That _ tasted so bad, I needed a Jolly Rancher. ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Any love for _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The _ for this _ is TOO DAMN HIGH. ",
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    },
    {
      "text": "France is _",
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    {
      "text": "When I found _ in usersubmitted, I was flabbergasted. ",
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    {
      "text": "Justin Bieber is a _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "A hipster needs a _ as much as a fish needs a _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I love bacon as much as _ loves _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "In Japan, _ is the new sexual trend.",
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    {
      "text": "I am a leaf on the _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I have a bad feeling about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Weasley is our _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Are you my _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a/an _ in the _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "You've got to check out _ Fluxx!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "For the love of GOD, and all that is HOLY, _!!",
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    {
      "text": "The new Operating System will be called _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Yes, Mr. Death... I'll play you a game! But not chess! My game is _.",
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    {
      "text": "I cannot preach hate and warfare when I am a disciple of _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Call of Duty Modern Warfare 37: War of _!",
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    {
      "text": "In brightest day, in blackest night, no _ shall escape my sight.",
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    {
      "text": "My next video turorial covers _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We found a map Charlie! A map to _ Mountain!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Honey badger don't give a _!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Hail to the _, baby.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Shop smart. Shop _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my _!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Every sperm is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I see you have the machine that goes _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I seek The Holy _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "How will we stop an army of the dead at our castle walls?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Faster than a speeding _! More powerful than a _!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Fighting a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and the American _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Don't make me _. You wouldn't like me when I'm _.",
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    {
      "text": "With great power comes great _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm loyal to nothing, General - except the _.",
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    {
      "text": "Patriotism doesn't automatically equal _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Disguised as _, mild-mannered _. ",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Able to leap _ in a single bound! ",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "These aren't the _ you're looking for.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We're gonna need a bigger _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Beavis and Butthead Do _.",
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    {
      "text": "I, for one, welcome our new _ overlords.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you _ at work. Most of 'em just _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Teenage Mutant Ninja _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Achy Breaky _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm not a _, but I play one on TV",
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    },
    {
      "text": "An African or European _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a _ at you!",
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    {
      "text": "\"_!\" \"It's only a model.\"",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Good night. Sleep well. I'll most likely _ you in the morning.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I am The Dread Pirate _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Do you want me to send you back to where you were, _ in _?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I see _ people",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_? We don't need no stinking _!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I am not fat! I'm just _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Oh my god! They killed _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The anxiously awaited new season of Firefly is rumoured to kick off with an action packed scene, featuring River Tam's amazing feats of _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Two by two, hands of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Wendy's _ & Juicy.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I swear by my pretty floral _, I will _ you.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "At _, where every day is _ day!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I HATE it when _(s) crawl(s) up my _!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_. Like a boss!",
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    {
      "text": "_'s latest music video features a dozen _ on _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_. It's not just for breakfast anymore.",
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    {
      "text": "In Soviet _, _ _s you.",
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    {
      "text": "_. Part of this nutritious breakfast.",
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    {
      "text": "_. It's what's for dinner!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Where's the beef?",
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    {
      "text": "_. Breakfast of champions!",
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    {
      "text": "I _, therefore I _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Welcome to my secret lair. I call it The Fortress of _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "My safeword is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I like _, but _ is a hard limit!",
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    {
      "text": "Team _!",
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    {
      "text": "We went to a workshop on tantric _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Thou shalt not_.",
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    {
      "text": "I am the King of _!",
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    {
      "text": "The only good _ is a dead _.",
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    {
      "text": "A vote for _ is a vote for _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the new _.",
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    {
      "text": "Bitches LOVE _!",
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    {
      "text": "This year's _ guest of honour is _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "This will be the greatest _con ever!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ at last! _ at last! Thank God almighty, I'm _ at last! ",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed:",
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    {
      "text": "These are my minions of _!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "You have been found guilty of 5 counts of _, and 13 counts of _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "We just adopted _ from the pound.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It was the happiest day of my life when I became the proud parent of _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "With a million times the destructive force of all our nuclear weapons combined, no one was able to survive _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Little Miss. Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her _ and _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I qualify for this job because I have several years experience in the field of _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Disney presents _, on ice!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Though Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb, he is also known for giving us _.",
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    {
      "text": "I will not eat them Sam-I-Am. I will not eat _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% _.",
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    {
      "text": "I work out so I can look good when I'm _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "What's the time? _ time!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If a pot of gold is at one end of the rainbow, what is at the other?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "There is a time for peace, a time for war, and a time for _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "A fortune teller told me I will live a life filled with _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "It is often argued that our ancestors would have never evolved without the aid of _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_ a day keeps _ away.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The 1930's is often regarded as the golden age of _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Scientists have reverse engineered alien technology that unlocks the secrets of _.",
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    {
      "text": "Who could have guessed that the alien invasion would be easily thwarted by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "With the Democrats and Republicans in a dead heat, the election was snatched by the _ party.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Mama always said life was like _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Pay no attention to _ behind the curtain!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We got the third rope, now where's the fourth?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Tonights main event, _ vs. _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Tackle, Dropdown, _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Christopher Daniels is late on his _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Genius is 10% inspiration, 90% _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "They found _ in the dumpster behind _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The best thing I ever got for Christmas was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "There's no crying in _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabretooth Tiger! _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Don't eat the _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "He did _ with the _!?!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "SOOOOO hot, want to touch the _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Stop looking at me _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm cuckoo for _ puffs.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Silly rabbit, _ are for kids.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When Verity snuck out for her nightly exhibitionistic jaunt, she didn't expect to come face to face with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Programmable clothes that can turn into any imaginable garment are great, but didn't the designers consider _?",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Procurator Marcus Amandus set out to explore Lake Ontarius and discovered _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "You can satiate any sexual proclivity in Metamor City, if you look hard enough. Even _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The new performers in the Artbodies strip club have raised a few eyebrows. Who'd have thought to combine _ with _?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "In the next episode of Monster Whisperer, Dale Clearwater helps a _ whose tentacle monster is plagued with _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "The title of the new erotica anthology this month is: 'Like _.'",
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    {
      "text": "Because of the 'accident' yesterday, the Scout Academy now forbids cadets from having any contact whatsoever with _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "When confronted by an excited tentacle monster, it's best to just relax and think of _.",
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    {
      "text": "A Man, A Woman, and a _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Between love and madness lies _.",
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    {
      "text": "Instead of chess, the Grim Reaper now gambles for your soul with a game of _.",
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    {
      "text": "My father gave his life fighting to protect _ from _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Why is my throat sore?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_ sparked a city-wide riot that only ended with _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I'm very sorry Mrs. Smith, but Little Billy has tested positive for _.",
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    {
      "text": "Instead of beating them, Chris Brown now does _ to women.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in _.",
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    {
      "text": "The definition of rock bottom is gambling away _.",
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    {
      "text": "The Mayan prophecies really heralded the coming of _ in 2012.",
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    {
      "text": "The next US election will be fought on the key issues of _ against _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "When I was 10 I wrote to Santa wishing for _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Where or How I met my last signifigant other: _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_, Never leave home without it.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_. This is my fetish.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "David Icke's newest conspiracy theory states that _ caused _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I did _ so you don't have to!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I need your clothes, your bike, and _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "In a new Cold War retro movie, the red menace tries to conquer the world through the cunning use of _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "In college, our lecturer made us write a report comparing _ to _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "In The Hangover part 3, those four guys have to deal with _, _, and _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "My zombie survival kit includes food, water, and _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The way to a man's heart is through _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What was the theme of my second wedding?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's the newest Japanese craze to head West?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Everybody loves _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I can only express myself through _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My new porn DVD was completely ruined by the inclusion of _",
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    },
    {
      "text": "My three wishes will be for _, _, and _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "The latest horrifying school shooting was inspired by _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I got fired because of my not-so-secret obsession over _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "My new favourite sexual position is _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ caused Northernlion to take stupid damage.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_ Is the best item in The Binding of Isaac.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Everything's coming up _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Even _ is/are better at video games than Northernlion.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "But that _ has sailed.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Get in my _ zone.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Fuck the haters, this is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Finding something like _ would turn this run around.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_: The Northernlion Story.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_ is/are Northernlion's worst nightmare.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the worst item in The Binding of Isaac.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "As always, I will _ you next time!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "\"Hey everybody and welcome to Let's Look At _!\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_? Well, I won't look a gift horse in the mouth on that one.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "More like the Duke of _, right?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "No one man should have all that _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Let's Look At: _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Northernlion's latest novelty Twitter account is @_.",
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    {
      "text": "Northernlion's refusal to Let's Play _ was probably a good call.",
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    {
      "text": "Of all the things that Ryan and Josh have in common, they bond together through their mutual love of _.",
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    {
      "text": "Northernlion has been facing ridicule for calling _ a rogue-like.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Northernlion always forgets the name of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm in the permanent _ state.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If sloth _ are wrong I don't want to be right.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I can do _ and die immediately afterward.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I don't even see _ anymore; all I see are blondes, brunettes, redheads...",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "JSmithOTI: Total _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Legend has it, the Thug of Porn was arrested for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Invaded the world of _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "It's _, ya dangus!",
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    {
      "text": "Whenever I _, take a drink.",
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    {
      "text": "We're rolling in _!",
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    {
      "text": "_ was full of leeches.",
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    {
      "text": "What do you give to the CEO of Youtube as a gift?",
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    {
      "text": "Dang it, _!",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Today's trivia topic is _.",
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    {
      "text": "My apologies to the _ estate.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The Youtube chat proved ineffective, so instead we had to communicate via _.",
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    {
      "text": "Pimp your _!",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "The stream was going well until _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Travel by _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "This new game is an interesting _-like-like.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "What interrupted the #NLSS?",
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    {
      "text": "Say that to my face one more time and I'll start _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Roguelike? How about _-like.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "The stream broke when Ryuka stepped on the _ key.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Recently, Northernlion has felt woefully insecure due to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Krazy Mike lost to _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The hero of the stream was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Oh my god, he's using _ magic!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Sometimes, a man's just gotta _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ has invaded!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "One thing Northernlion was right about was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What would you do if Ohm really did just die?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "JSmithOTI is referred to as a Scumlord, but his friends call him _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Praise the _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We're having technical difficulties due to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I beat Blue Baby with only _ and _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Northernlion has alienated fans of _ by calling them _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Northernlion was fired from his teaching job and had to flee South Korea after an incident involving _ and _.",
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    {
      "text": "Northernlion's doctor diagnosed him today with _, an unfortunate condition that would lead to _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "_ was indicted on account of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_: The _ Story.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "And now we're going to be fighting _ on _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Hello everybody, welcome to a new episode of _ plays _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I'd sacrifice _ at the Altar.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Fox would still be here if not for _.",
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    {
      "text": "I wasn't even that drunk! I just had some _, _, and _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "The only way NL is ever going to make it to Hell in Spelunky is by using _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Welcome back to The Binding of Isaac. Today's challenge run will be based on _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Well there's nothing wrong with _ by any stretch of the imagination.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This time on _ vs. _, we're playing _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "After winning yet another race, Josh made _ tweet about _.",
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    {
      "text": "Today on Crusader Kings 2, NL plays King _ the _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "That's the way _ did it, that's the way _ does it, and it''s worked out pretty well so far.",
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    {
      "text": "After Mars, _ is the next furthest planet from the sun.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "What would Ohm do?",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Ohmwrecker is known for his MLG online play. What people don't know is that he's also MLG at _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Follow MichaelALFox on Twitter and you can see pictures of _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Green loves the new Paranautical Activity item _, but keeps comparing it to the crossbow.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is really essential to completing the game.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The next movie reading will be of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How did Northernlion unite Scotland?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What gave Ohmwrecker his gaming powers?",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Hello anybody, I am _Patrol.",
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    {
      "text": "My channel is youtube.com/_.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Northernlion's cat Ryuka is known for _ while he records.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "My name is _ and today we'll be checking out _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "It's true that Green9090 is _, but we must all admit that Ohm is better at _",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I have _, can you _ me?",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_! Get off the _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Mewtwo achieved a utopian society when he eliminated _ once and for all.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "The only thing that caused more of a shitfit than Mewtwo's new form is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The idiots in that one room at the Westin finally got kicked out of Anthrocon for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Furaffinity went down for 48 hours because of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My most shameful orgasm was the time I masturbated to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I got an STD from _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is serious business.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If you don't pay your Comcast cable bill, they will send _ after you.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What are the worst 3 cards in your hand right now?",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Yu-Gi-Oh players were shocked when the win condition of holding 5 Exodia pieces was replaced by _, _, and _. ",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "In recent tech news, computers are now being ruined by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I was fapping to _, but _ walked in on me.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_ ruined the _ fandom for all eternity.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "You don't want to find _ in your Furnando's Lasagna Wrap.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I unwatched his FurAffinity page because he kept posting _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Anthrocon was ruined by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In a news conference, Obama pulled out _, to everyone's surprise.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Nights filled with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ Game of the Year Edition.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What was going through Osama Bin Laden's head before he died?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The lion, the witch, and _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the next episode, SpongeBob gets introduced to _. ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Justin Beiber's new song is all about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Keith Richards enjoys _ on his food.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The new fad diet is all about making people do _ and eat _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Grand Theft Auto&trade;: _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The victim was found with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I whip my _ back and forth.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is love without _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ 2012.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is Curious George so curious about?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is the next big sideshow attraction?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Lady Gaga has revealed her new dress will be made of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ ruined many people's childhood.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who needs college when you have _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When short on money, you can always _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is literally worse than Hitler?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I wouldn't fuck _ with _'s dick.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The next Assassin's Creed game will take place in _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the next Punch Out!!, _ will be the secret final boss.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "One does not simply walk into _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The next pokemon will combine _ and _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Instead of playing Cards Against Humanity, you could be _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who is GLaDOS's next test subject?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In his second term, Obama will rid America of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I never thought _ would be so enjoyable.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the future, _ will fuel our cars.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is Japan's national pastime?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I've got the whole world in my _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is the answer to life's question?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "No one in the office expected the bromance between _ and _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Select two cards to create your team name.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "This week on VS, _ challenges _ to a game of _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "The war's over. We're holding a parade in _'s honor. _ drives the float, and _ is in charge of confetti.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the best _ ever. Of all time.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_ wins! _ is a horse!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "If you got $1,000,000 per week, would you _, but in the next day, you'd have to _?",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "My name is _, and I hate _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Why was Michael screaming at Gavin?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Would you guys still like me if my name was _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You threw it against the wall like a _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is _ as dicks.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Who has a fake Internet girlfriend?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why is Geoff cool?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why are we here?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's in Gavin's desk?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What would be your chosen catchphrase?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Where does Ray belong?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Where are we going for lunch?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What makes Caboose angry?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What mysteries lie beyond Jack's beard? ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What makes Michael the angriest?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is your biggest feature?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the worst on the Podcast.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. That's top.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After getting wasted at PAX, Burnie announced that \"I am _!\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Barbara sucks _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Close up of my _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Come to Fort _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Describe yourself in one word/phrase.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is probably a Venusaur kind of guy.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This week on AHWU, _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This week on Immersion, we are going to test _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The next RvB cameo will be voiced by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "They questioned Ryan's sanity after finding _ in his house.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is Game Night?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What are fire hydrants called in England?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What does Ryan's kid listen to?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "People like _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "RT Recap, featuring _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My _ is trying to die.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "On tonight's Let's Play, the AH crew plays _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "So, I was just walking along, until suddenly _ came along and attacked me.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Thanks to _ for this week's theme song.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Shout out to _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Shout out to my mom. Called my Teddy Bear _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's not my fault. Somebody put _ in my way.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's a _ out there.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If you were allowed to do one illegal thing, what would it be? ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If you could have any superpower, what would it be?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "LLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Lindsay could fuck up _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Let's do _ again! This is fun!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Joel plays _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Fight, fight, fight, _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Dude, I got sixteen _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Does our house say \"We love _?\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Detective _ is down!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If Jack was frog and you kissed him, what would he turn into?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'ma smother you in my _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Fuck it, I mean _, right?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ doesn't need to be judged right now.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is a terrible thing to do to the _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "/_ delicately from the butt.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "/slides hand up your _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ &amp; _: Worst mods ever.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "/_ all over this post.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ was better before the anon meme.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We'd love to have you at _ Island!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is not an island.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ runs into the forest, screaming.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "But what are your thoughts on _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Bad news guys, my parents found that thread involving _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Cute, fun and _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Chaos ensued when Wankgate banned _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Excuse me, but I identify as _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Does anyone _? I feel like the only one.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How can there be a group of people more _ than us?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Great, another _ event.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I can only _ if I feel a deep emotional connection.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How's my driving?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I have a PHD in _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I can't believe we just spent a whole page wanking about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I need deets on _, stat.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I just benchpressed, like, 14 _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I randomly began to _ and _ came galloping up the stairs.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I predict _ will close by the end of the year.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I see Wankgate's bitching about _ again.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm literally shaking and _ right now.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm married to _ on the astral plane.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm really into _, so please don't kinkshame.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm sad we lost _ in the exodus from LJ to DW.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm starting a game where the characters are stuck in _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm taking commissions for _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How dare you not warn for _! Don't you know how triggering that is?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In this world, sexual roles are divided into three categories: the _, the _, and the _",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "It's _ o'clock.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "ITT: _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Join my new game about _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Keep fucking that _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Let me tell you about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Log in and _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My favorite thread is the one where _ has kinky sex with _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "RPAnons made me _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Raising money for _! Please replurk!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Only _ would play from _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "OMG you guys I have so many feels about _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "no actually i don't care at all, i don't even _. :))))",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "New game idea! You're kidnapped by _ and forced into _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "My OTP: _ x _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "My headcanon is that _ is _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The perfect username for my next character: _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The _ is happy.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "That _. You know, *that* one.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Someone left a _ out in the rain.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Someone just stuck their head out of the window and screamed \"_'s UP!\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Since _ is on hiatus, fans have migrated to _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Signal boosting for _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why was I banned?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who apps _ to a sex game?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We need a new post. This one smells like _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why was I asked for app revisions?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "There are too many memes about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "There is no _ in Holly Heights.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The thing I hate most about RP is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Their _ are of age.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You sound _, tbh.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who should I play next?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You can't fist _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ has the \"mount\" keyword.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ probably tastes better than Quiznos.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Nickelodeon's next kids' game show is \"_\", hosted by _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Next on GSN: \"The $100,000 _.\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who dunnit? _ with _ in _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Much _. So _. Wow.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "At the last PAX, Paul and Storm had _ thrown at them during \"Opening Band\".",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Don't slow down in East Cleveland or _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Drunken games of Pretend You're Xyzzy lead to _ and _.",
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    {
      "text": "_, by Bad Dragon&reg;.",
      "pick": 1
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      "text": "_ are so goddamn cool.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "Once I started roleplaying _, it was all downhill from there.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Don't knock _ until you've tried it.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "_ looks pretty in all the art, but have you seen one in real life?",
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    {
      "text": "My landlord had a lot of uncomfortable questions for me when when he found _ in my bedroom while I was at work.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "Everyone on this site has such strong opinions about _.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I realized they were a furry when they mentioned _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Whoa, I might fantasize about _, but I'd never actually go that far in real life.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Realizing, too late, the implications of your interest in _ as a child.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "I've been into _ since before I hit puberty, I just didn't know what it meant.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm no longer allowed near _ after the incident with _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "It all started with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'll roleplay _, you can be _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Only my internet friends know that I fantasize about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Everyone really just goes to the cons for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My Original Character's name is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My secret tumblr account where I post nothing but _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The panel I'm looking forward to most at AC this year is...",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If my parents ever found _, I'd probably be disowned.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's really hard not to laugh at _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The most recent item in my search history.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ ruined the fandom.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "I didn't believe the rumors about _, until I saw the videos.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. Yeah, that's a pretty interesting way to die.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After being a furry for so long, I can never see _ without getting a little aroused.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I knew I needed to leave the fandom when I realized I was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Yeah, I know I have a lot of _ in my favorites, but I'm just here for the art.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I never felt more accomplished than when I realized I could fit _ into my ass.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Okay, _? Pretty much the cutest thing ever.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm not a \"furry,\" I prefer to be called _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is my spirit animal.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In my past life, I was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm not even sad that I devote at least six hours of each day to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. This is what my life has come to.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Fuck _, get _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_? Oh murr.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I would bend over for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I think having horns would make _ complicated.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_? Oh, yeah, I could get my mouth around that.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What wouldn't I fuck?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When I thought I couldn't go any lower, I realized I would probably fuck _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I knew my boyfriend was a keeper when he said he'd try _, just for me.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I've been waiting all year for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I can't wait to meet up with my internet friends for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Did you hear about the guy that smuggled _ into the hotel?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm not even aroused by normal porn anymore, I can only get off to _ or _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "No, look, you don't understand. I REALLY like _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I don't think my parents will ever accept that the real me is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You can try to justify _ all you want, but you don't have to be _ to realize it's just plain wrong.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I remember when _ was just getting started.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ are definitely the new huskies.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The real reason I got into the fandom? _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is no substitute for social skills, but it's a start.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is a shining example of what those with autism can really do.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I don't know how we got on the subject of dragon cocks, but it probably started with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Actually coming inside _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When no one else is around, sometimes I consider doing things with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_: Horrible tragedy, or sexual opportunity?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm about 50% _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I knew I had a problem when I had to sell _ to pay for _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The most pleasant surprise I've had this year.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's just that much creepier when 40-year-old men are into _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Jizzing all over _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Hey, you guys wanna come back to my place? I've got _ and _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "It's a little worrying that I have to compare the size of _ to beverage containers.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's not bestiality, it's _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Everyone thinks that because I'm a furry, I'm into _. Unfortunately, they're right.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "While everyone else seems to have a deep, instinctual fear of _, it just turns me on.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Lying about having _ to get donations, which you spend on _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "My girlfriend won't let me do _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm only gay for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Excuse you, I'm a were-_.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My next fursuit will have _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm writing a porn comic about _ and _. ",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Is it weird that I want to rub my face on _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I never thought I'd be comfortable with _, but now it's pretty much the only thing I masturbate to.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Everyone thinks they're so great, but the only thing they're good at drawing is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "They're just going to spend all that money on _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I tell everyone that I make my money off \"illustration,\" when really, I just draw _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Oh, you're an artist? Could you draw _ for me?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I used to avoid talking about _, but now it's just a part of normal conversation with my friends.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You sometimes wish you'd encounter _ while all alone, in the woods. With a bottle of lube.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Most cats are _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Personals ad: Seeking a female who doesn't mind _, might also be willing to try a male if they're _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Taking pride in one's collection of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I tell everyone I'm not a furry, but I've drawn a lot of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My original species combines _ and _. It's called _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "_. And now I'm bleeding.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Suck my _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I also take _ as payment for commissions.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It is my dream to be covered with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ fucking _. Now that's hot.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Would you rather suck _, or get dicked by _?",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "It never fails to liven up the workplace when you ask your coworkers if they'd rather have sex with _ or _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "HELLO FURRIEND, HOWL ARE YOU DOING?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What are the two worst cards in your hand right now?",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Nobody believes me when I tell that one story about walking in on _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You don't know who _ is? They're the one that draws _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "What did the commenters bitch about next to Doug?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The newest fanfic trend is turning _ into _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The RDA chat knew Nash was trolling them when he played _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why does Linkara have all of those Cybermats?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We all made a mistake when we ate _ at MAGFest.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Kyle's next student film will focus on _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The next crossover will have _ and _ review _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "_ and _ are in the worst comic Linkara ever read.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is only on the site because of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "If you value your life, never mention _ around Oancitizen.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Arlo P. Arlo's newest weapon combines _ and _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "WAIT! I have an idea! It involves using _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What does Linkara eat with his chicken strips?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ will be the subject of the next TGWTG panel at MAGFest.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "At his next con appearance, Linkara will cosplay as _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Make a WTFIWWY story.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": " _ did _ to avoid _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "At MAGFest, _ will host a panel focusing on _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "\"Greetings, dear listeners. Won't you join _ for _?\"",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Sad Panda is actually _ and _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm going to die watching _ review _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "In a new latest announcement video, _ has announced an appearance at _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "After _, Phelous regenerated into _. ",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_ and _ would make awesome siblings.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Some fangirls lay awake all night thinking of _ and _ together.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "In my new show, I review _ while dressed like _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Luke's newest character is _, the Inner _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Good evening! I am _ of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the reason that _ picked \"AIDS.\"",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Nash's newest made-up curse word is _-_-_! ",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Using alchemy, combine _ and _ to make _! ",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Write Linkara's next storyline as a haiku.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Nash will build his next contraption with just _, _, and _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "In the newest Cheap Damage, CR looks at the trading card game version of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In his most recent Avatar vlog, Doug's favorite thing about the episode was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Of Course! Don't you know anything about _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How is Bennett going to creep out Ask That Guy this time? ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Hey Nash, whatcha playin'?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Next January, the Nostalgia Critic is doing _ Month.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Hey kids, I'm Nash, and I couldn't make _ up if I tried.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "JW confirms, you can play _,",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Here There Be _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It was all going well until they found _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Hello, I'm a _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In his latest review, Phelous was killed by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Florida's new crazy is about _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In her newest review, Diamanda Hagan finds herself in the body of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Even Kyle thinks _ is pretentious.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm looking forward to Jesuotaku's playthrough of Fire Emblem: _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "E Rod has a new dance move called _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Birdemic 3: _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I prefer for MY exploitation films to have _, thank you very much.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Being done with My Little Pony, 8-Bit Mickey has moved onto _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I AM THE VOICELESS. THE NEVER SHOULD. I AM _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "As a way of apologizing for a poorly received episode, E Rod promised to review _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I _ so you don't have to.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "An intervention was staged for Linkara after _ was discovered in his hat.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What broke Nash this week?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "ALL OF _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "High and away on a wing and a prayer, who could it be? Believe it or not, it's just _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After getting snowed in at MAGfest, the reviewers were stuck with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Enemies of Diamanda Hagan have been known to receive strange packages filled with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The controversy over ad-blocking could be easily solved by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This weekend, the nation of Haganistan will once again commence its annual celebration of _. ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The easiest way to counteract a DMCA takedown notice is with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "To troll the RDA chat this time, Todd requested a song by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "On the next WTFIWWY, Nash will give us a brief history of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The website was almost called \"thatguywith_.com\".",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The best Bad Movie Beatdown sketch is where Film Brain ropes Lordhebe into _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "They even took _! Who does that?!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Nash's Reviewer Spotlight featured _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The only thing Linkara would sell his soul for is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "New rule in the RDA Drinking Game: Every time _ happens, take a shot!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is the real reason Demo Reel failed?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Nash rejected yet another RDA request for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The next Renegade Cut is about _ in a beloved children's movie.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Nash's recent rant about Microsoft led to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The Nostalgia Critic will NEVER review _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "MikeJ's next sexual conquest is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The newest reviewer addition to the site specializes in _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Nash had a long day at work, so tonight he'll stream _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The next person to leave Channel Awesome will announce their departure via _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Linkara's Yu-Gi-Oh deck is built up with nothing but _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "STOP OR I WILL _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Luke Mochrie proved he was still part of the site by_.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The invasion of Molassia was tragically thwarted by _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Leon Thomas almost named his show Renegade _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Sage has presented JO with the new ecchi series _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Linkara was shocked when he found out Insano was secretly _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Sean got his head stuck in _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "IT'S NOT _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "On the other side of the Plot Hole, the Nostalgia Critic found _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's not nudity if there's _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Reactions were mixed when _ joined TGWTG.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What made Dodger ban someone from the RDA chat this week?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the reason Linkara doesn't like to swear.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What killed Harvey Finevoice's son?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What was the first sign that Linkara was turning evil?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ will live!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What new upgrade did Nash give Laura?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ was completely avoidable!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is literally the only thing tastier than a dragon's soul?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is hidden in Linkara's hat?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is the name of the next new Channel Awesome contributor?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is Snowflame's only known weakness?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What did Doug bring to the set of To Boldly Flee?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This week, Nash's beer is made with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What hot, trendy new dance will feature in Paw's next Dance Spectacular?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What does Ven have to do now?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The new site that will overtake TGWTG is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The last time Welshy and Film Brain were in a room together, they ended up _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The theme of this week's WTFIWWY is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The newest Rap Libs makes extensive use of the phrase \"_.\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Putting _ in _? That doesn't go there!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "At least he didn't fuck _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In trying to ban _, Florida accidentally banned _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Blip checks are way smaller in January so I'll spend the month riffing on _ to gain more views.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If _ got to direct an Uncanny Valley short, it would have featured _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Brad Tries _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "At ConBravo, _ will be hosting a panel on _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Doug still regrets the day he decided to do a Let's Play video for \"Bart Simpson's _ Adventure\".",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why doesn't Film Brain have an actual reviewer costume?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the theme of this year's anniversary crossover.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The MAGFest Nerf War took a dark turn when _ was waylaid by _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "A _ Credit Card!?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "For a late night snack, Nash made a sandwich of _ and _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "A piece of _ is missing.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The next TGWTG porn spoof? _ with _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "What do Brad and Floyd like to do after a long day?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Who REALLY called Oancitizen to help him snap out of his ennui?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Whose ass did Zodann kick this time?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I love _. It's so bad.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why did Nash go to Chicago?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember _ so you don't have to!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why doesn't Doug ever attend MAGFest?",
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    {
      "text": "_. With onions.",
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    },
    {
      "text": "What will Nash try to kill next with his hammer?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is something else Diamanda Hagan has to live with every day.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When Arlo The Orc turns into a werewolf, he likes to snack on _.",
      "pick": 1
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    {
      "text": "_ should be on TGWTG.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When interviewing Linkara, be sure to ask him about _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ was the first thing to go when Hagan took over the world.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When not reviewing or ruling Haganistan with an iron fist, Hagan's hobby is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_! What are you doing here?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I asked Linkara to retweet _, but instead, he retweeted _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "If I wanted to see _, I'll stick with _, thank you very much.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "If a dog and a dolphin can get along, why not _ and _?",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Todd in the Shadows broke the Not a Rhyme button when the singer tried to rhyme _ with _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Tara taught me that if you're going to engage in _, then _ isn't a good idea.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Next time on Obscurus Lupa Presents: \" _ IV: The Return of _\".",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Last time I took bath salts, I ended up _ in _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The real reason MAGFest was ruined was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "To top One More Day, future comic writers will use _ to break up a relationship.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What delayed the next History of Power Rangers?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is as low as the standards of the 90's Kid?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "For the next Anniversary event, the TGWTG producers must battle _ to get _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Hello, and welcome to Atop _, where _ burns.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The secret of Linkara's magic gun is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The reason Linkara doesn't like milk in his cereal is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Rock and Roll is nothing but _ and the rage of _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "If you are able to deflect _ with _, we refer to it as \"Frying _\".",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Welshy is to _ as Sad Panda is to _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Linkara's next story arc will involve him defeating _ with the power of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Being fed up with reviewing lamps, what obscure topic did Linkara review next?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What else does Diamanda Hagan have to live with every day?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is in Sci Fi Guy's vest?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's holding up the site redesign?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What will Tara name her next hippo?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's the real reason nobody has ever played the TGWTG Panel Drinking Game?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's really inside the Plot Hole?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Turns out, that wasn't tea in MikeJ's cup, it was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Todd knew he didn't have a chance after trying to seduce Lupa with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "WE WERE FIGHTING LIKE _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Viewers were shocked when Paw declared _ the best song of the movie.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What does Nash like to sing about?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Well, I've read enough fanfic about _ and Lupa to last a lifetime.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What doesn't go there?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What does Todd look like under his mask?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Linkara now prefers to say _ in lieu of \"fuck\".",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ didn't make it onto the first AT4W DVD.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Of course! Don't you know anything about _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is part of the WTFIWWY wheelhouse.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Snowflame feels no _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the subject of the Critic's newest review.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Snowflame found a new love besides cocaine. What is it?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the subject of the missing short from The Uncanny Valley.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "So let's dig into _ #1.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ needs more gay.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You may be a robot, but I AM _!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ will be Linkara's next cosplay.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Where'd he purchase that?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ wound up in this week's top WTFIWWY story.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When is the next History of Power Rangers coming out?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's up next on WTFIWWY?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When the JesuOtaku stream got to the \"awful part of the night,\" the GreatSG video featured _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why can't Film Brain stop extending his final vowels?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why was Radio Dead Air shut down this time?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "90's Kid's favorite comic is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Because poor literacy is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "He is a glitch. He is missing. He is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In a surprise twist, the villain of Linkara's next story arc turned out to be _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You have my bow. AND MY _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_? FRY. EYES.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "VS: Where the _ happens!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Yaar's mother is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The hills are alive with _ of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I thought being a _ was the best thing ever, until I became a _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Live long and _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm under the _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Dogimo would give up _ to type a six sentence paragraph in a thread.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Simple dog ate and vomited _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ ALL THE _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "There were ALOT of _ doing _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_ Jesus is the Jesus of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The forum nearly broke when _ posted _ in The Dead Thread.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "A mod war about _ occurred during _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Clean ALL the _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The first rule of Jade Club is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ in my pants.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We need to talk about your whole gallon of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When I was 25, I won an award for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm more awesome than a T-rex because of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Fuck you, I'm a _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After Blue posted _ in chat, I never trusted his links again.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Roses and her hammer collection defeated an entire squadron of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Domo travelled across _ to win the prize of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I did _, like a fucking adult.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ was banned from tinychat because of _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "No one likes me after I posted _ in the TMI thread.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I want _ in my mouflon RIGHT MEOW.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I CAN _ ACROSS THE _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "In Kingdom Hearts, Donald Duck will be replaced with _ .",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "we must embrace _ and burn it as fuel for out journey.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Because of the lastest school shooting, _ is being blamed for making kids too violent.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "&gt;walk into gamestop<br>&gt;see _<br>&gt;walk out",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "HEY, GOLLEN PALACE? HOW U SAY _ IN CHINESE?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "appealing to a larger audience",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "This will be the 6th time we've posted _; we've become increasingly efficient at it.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I have the bigger _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The princess is in another _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When you see it... you don't see _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ TEAM RULES!!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Rev up those _, because I am sure hungry for one- HELP! HELP!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "wooooooow, it took all 3 of you to _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Only casuals like _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is 2deep and edgy for you.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's like _with _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Check your privilege, you _ _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Jill, here's a _. It might come in handy if you, the master of _, take it with you. ",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is a pretty cool guy, eh _ and doesn't afraid of anything.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Ironic _ is still _.<br><br>(same in both blanks)",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is the new mustard paste?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "&gt;_<br>&gt;_<br>&gt;2011<br>&gt;ISHYGDDT",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "All you had to do was _ the damn _!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The new ititeration in the Call of Duty franchise has players fighting off _ deep in the jungles of _ ",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Here lies _: peperony and chease",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Throwaway round: Get rid of those shit cards you don't want. Thanks for all the suggestions, /v/",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The president has been kidnapped by _. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "We _ now.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "That's the second biggest _ I've ever seen!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You were almost a _ sandwich!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this:",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I've covered _, you know.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The newest trope against women in video games: _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You have been banned. Reason: _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ has changed. ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. _ never changes.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Objective: _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "But you can call me _ the _. Has a nice ring to it dontcha think?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ has changed.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Is a man not entitiled to _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm here to _ and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ sappin' my sentry. ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is waiting for your challenge!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "EA Sports! It's _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's in the box, /v/?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why is the _ fandom the worst?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is a pretty cool guy",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Ah! Your rival! What was his name again?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "brb guys, _ break",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "OH MY GOD JC, A _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Achievement Unlocked: _ !",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm _ under the table right now!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Viral marketers are trying to push the new _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I wouldn't call it a Battlestation, more like a _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Fans started a kickstarter for a new _ game. ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Huh? What was that noise?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I love the _, it's so bad",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Valve is going to make _ 2 before they release HL3.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_: Gotta go fast!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The best final fantasy game was _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "WHAT IS A MAN?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Liquid! How can you still be alive?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "&gt;implying you aren't _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "All you had to do was follow the damn _, CJ!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": " Microsoft revealed that the Xbox One's demos had actually been running on _ ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "WE WILL DRAG THIS _ INTO THE 21ST CENTURY.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What can change the nature of a man?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What is a _ but a _?",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "What did I preorder at gamestop?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What if _ was a girl?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Based _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Pop Quiz: Beatles Song- _ terday.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ confirmed for Super Smash Bros!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm in ur base, _",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ only, no items, Final Destination. ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The newest IP from Nintendo, Super _ Bros. ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The future of gaming lies with the _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The newest feature of the Xbox One is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Enjoy _ while you play your Xbox one!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Why are you making chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ has no games.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The new TF2 promo items are based on _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The best way to be comfy when playing video games is with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "PS3: It only does _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The new Nintendo _ is a big gimmick. ",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "&gt;tfw when _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "PC gamers have made a petition to get _ on their platform.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If Gordon Freeman spoke, what would he talk about?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Kotaku addresses sexism in _ in their latest article.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Get double XP for Halo 3 with purchase of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "LoL stole their new character design off of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is the cancer killing video games.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Suffer, like _ did.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's like _ with guns!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": " _ would like to play.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "A mod of doom was made that was based off of _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I really didn't like what they did with the _ Movie adaption.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "\"HEY, GOLLEN PALACE? HOW U SAY _ IN CHINESE?\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Pumpkin doesn't want this.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS: _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I used to be an adventurer like you, until _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Yeah, well, my dad works for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Did you know you can just buy _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My new favorite game is Strip _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Now I have to live my whole life pretending _ never happened. It's going to be a fun 70 years.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_'s fetish: _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "2009 called? Did you warn them about _?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Just because I have _ doesn't mean you could milk me now. I'd have to be lactating.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. That's right. Shit just got REAL.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Take me down to the _, where the _ is green and the _ are pretty.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Did you know November is _ Awareness Month?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Until I see more data, I'm going to assume _ causes _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "3D printers sound great until you receive spam containing actual _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm going to name my child _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_. So it has come to this.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "If you really hate someone, teach them to recognize _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It's fun to mentally replace the word _ with _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "University Researchers create life in lab! _ blamed!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Ebay review: Instead of _, package contained _. Would not buy again.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Social rule 99.1: If friends spend more than 60 minutes deciding what to do, they must default to _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The #1 Programmer's excuse for legitimately slacking off: _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I like alter songs by replacing _ with _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Real Programmers use _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "After finding Higgs-Boson, I can always use the LHC for _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ linked to Acne! 95% confidence.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "How many Google results are there for \"Died in a _ accident?\"",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What's my favorite unit of measurement?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "In the extended base metaphor, shortstop is _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "My health declined when I realized I could eat _ whenever I wanted.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "_ is just applied _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I set up script to buy things on ebay for $1, but then it bought _, _, and _.",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "I can extrude _, but I can't retract it.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I don't actually care about _, I just like _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Why do you have a crossbow in your desk?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Spoiler Alert! _ kills _ with _!",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "I'm like _, except with love.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Do you really expect _? No, Mister Bond. I expect you to die!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I didn't actually want you to be _; I just wanted you to be _.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "I filled my apartment with _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What do we miss most from the internet in 1998?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Waking up would be a lot easier if _ didn't look so much like you.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "All of my algorithms were really just disguised _.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I got a lot more interested in _ when I made the connection to _.",
      "pick": 2
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    "A whole new kind of porn.",
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    "Such a big boy.",
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    "Pussy.",
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    "A whole lotta woman.",
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    "Texas.",
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    "Shapes and colors.",
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    "The sweet song of sword against and the braying of mighty war beasts.",
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    "The color \"puce\".",
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    "Gwyneth Paltrow's opinions.",
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    "Important news about Taylor Swift.",
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    "Being John Malkovich.",
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    "An overwhelming variety of cheeses.",
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    "Sunny D! Alright!",
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    "Log&trade;.",
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    "Wearing Nicolas Cage's face.",
    "Freeing Willy.",
    "Kurt Cobain's death.",
    "The Great Cornholio.",
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    "Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.",
    "Patti Mayonnaise.",
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    "Fun and interesting facts about rocks.",
    "Photosynthesis.",
    "Developing secondary sex characteristics.",
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    "3.7 billion years of evolution.",
    "The Sun engulfing the Earth.",
    "My dick in your mouth.",
    "Corn.",
    "Carribbean Jesus.",
    "Super yoga.",
    "Ladles.",
    "Ejaculating a pound of tinsel.",
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    "Dividing by zero.",
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    "Faking a jellyfish sting so someone will pee on you.",
    "A sexy naked interactive theater thing.",
    "A giant squid in a wedding gown.",
    "Crawling into a vagina.",
    "Poutine.",
    "Newfies.",
    "The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles.",
    "Terry Fox's prosthetic leg.",
    "The FLQ.",
    "Canada: America's Hat.",
    "Don Cherry's wardrobe.",
    "Burning down the White House.",
    "Heritage minutes.",
    "Homo milk.",
    "Naked News.",
    "Mr. Dressup.",
    "Syrupy sex with a maple tree.",
    "Being Canadian.",
    "Snotsicles.",
    "The Famous Five.",
    "Schmirler the Curler.",
    "Stephen Harper.",
    "A Molson muscle.",
    "The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.",
    "An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker.",
    "Santa's heavy sack.",
    "Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar.",
    "Another shitty year.",
    "Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about.",
    "A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.",
    "Elf cum.",
    "The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card.",
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    "Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant.",
    "Mall Santa.",
    "My hot cousin.",
    "The Star Wars Holiday Special.",
    "Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.",
    "Pretending to be happy.",
    "Socks. ",
    "Eating an entire snowman.",
    "A toxic family environment.",
    "A visually arresting turtleneck.",
    "Fucking up \"Silent Night\" in front of 300 parents.",
    "Immaculate conception.",
    "Space Jam on VHS.",
    "Gift-wrapping a live hamster.",
    "A Hungry-Man&trade; Frozen Christmas Dinner for One.",
    "Swapping bodies with mom for a day.",
    "Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation.",
    "Finding out that Santa isn't real.",
    "Slicing a ham in icy silence.",
    "The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas.",
    "The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina.",
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    "The royal afterbirth.",
    "Congress's flaccid penises withering away beneath their suit pants.",
    "Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them.",
    "Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes.",
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    "These low, low prices!",
    "A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography.",
    "People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is.",
    "Jizzing into Santa's beard.",
    "A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver.",
    "Being blind and deaf and having no limbs.",
    "Rudolph's bright red balls.",
    "The Grinch's musty, cum-stained pelt.",
    "Breeding elves for their priceless semen.",
    "Paying the iron price.",
    "Jiggle physics.",
    "Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall.",
    "Firefly: Season 2.",
    "Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim.",
    "Casting Magic Missile at a bully.",
    "Running out of stamina.",
    "An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center.",
    "The rocket launcher.",
    "Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone.",
    "Loading from a previous save.",
    "The depression that ensues after catching 'em all.",
    "Violating the First Law of Robotics.",
    "Getting inside the Horadric Cube with a hot babe and pressing the transmute button.",
    "Punching a tree to gather wood.",
    "Spending the year's insulin budget on Warhammer 40k figurines.",
    "Forgetting to eat, and consequently dying.",
    "Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship.",
    "The Klobb.",
    "Charging up all the way.",
    "Vespene gas.",
    "Judging elves by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character.",
    "Smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees.",
    "Achieving 500 actions per minute.",
    "Full HD.",
    "The gravity gun.",
    "Reading the comments.",
    "70,000 gamers sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome.",
    "The Cock Ring of Alacrity.",
    "Yoshi's huge egg-laying cloaca.",
    "A homemade, cum-stained Star Trek uniform.",
    "Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep.",
    "Mario Kart rage.",
    "Bowser's aching heart.",
    "An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds.",
    "Nude-modding Super Mario World.",
    "Temporary invincibility.",
    "Being an attractive elf trapped in an unattractive human's body.",
    "Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt&trade; with pizza.",
    "The Sarlacc.",
    "Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy.",
    "Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends.",
    "The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard.",
    "Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage.",
    "Legendary Creature &ndash; Robert Khoo.",
    "Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama.",
    "Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony.",
    "Turn-of-the-century sky racists.",
    "Unlocking a new sex position.",
    "The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit.",
    "Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family.",
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    "A fully-dressed female videogame character.",
    "Getting into a situation with an owlbear.",
    "Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam!",
    "Tapping Sara Angel.",
    "Eating a pizza that's lying on the street to gain health.",
    "SNES cartridge cleaning fluid.",
    "A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women.",
    "Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale.",
    "Mistakenly hitting on a <i>League of Legends</i> statue.",
    "Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls.",
    "The old gods.",
    "Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button.",
    "Attacking from Kamchatka.",
    "Separate drinking fountains for dark elves.",
    "Lagging out.",
    "Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years.",
    "A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory.",
    "The pure, Zen-like state that exists between micro and macro.",
    "Xena,<br>Warrior Princess.",
    "Endless ninjas.",
    "Whatever <i>Final Fantasy</i> bullshit happened this year.",
    "Collecting all seven power crystals.",
    "KHAAAAAAAAAN!",
    "Futuristic death sports.",
    "The imagination of Peter Jackson.",
    "Demons and shit.",
    "All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room.",
    "A grumpy old Harrison Ford who'd rather be doing anything else.",
    "Taking 2d6 emotional damage.",
    "The Star Wars Universe.",
    "Exciting content!",
    "Rubbing chocolate pudding all over Bill Cosby's nipples.",
    "What The Rock was really cooking.",
    "Stepping on a god damn friggin' LEGO.",
    "All this liquid in my mouth.",
    "Giving a dolphin a handjob for science.",
    "Hodor.",
    "A floor that is literally made of lava.",
    "A neck beard that is 10% cheese.",
    "Pelvic sorcery.",
    "Pooping as quietly as possible.",
    "The beautiful sport of Turkish oil wrestling.",
    "No survivors.",
    "Go Fuck Yourself.",
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    "An origami swan that'??s some kind of symbol?",
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    "Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience.",
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    "A much younger woman.",
    "An older man.",
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    "Making it look like a suicide.",
    "Carbon monoxide poisoning. ",
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    "Ribs so good they transcend race and class.",
    "The sensitive European photographer who??'s fucking my wife.",
    "<i>Hakuna matata</i>, motherfucker.",
    "A $50 cup of coffee literally made from cat shit.",
    "A <i>really</i> bad yeast infection.",
    "A 5 lb. bag of gummy bears.",
    "A bachelor's degree in communication.",
    "A ball pit filled with testicles.",
    "A banana. You know, for scale.",
    "A beard longer than 12 inches.",
    "A Benedict Cumberbatch RealDoll&trade;.",
    "A bit o' the ol' slap and tickle.",
    "A bitchin' Camaro.",
    "A black fly in your chardonnay.",
    "A blanket with a hole in it.",
    "A braille vajazzling.",
    "A breakfast sausage with serious emotional problems.",
    "A bunch of snot-nosed, know-it-all twentysomethings.",
    "A burning sensation.",
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    "A Category 5 assnado.",
    "A chair that likes to rape people.",
    "A combination bounce house and fumigation tent.",
    "A crusty old sock.",
    "A cunning stunt.",
    "A donkey show.",
    "A fear-boner.",
    "A fishy taste.",
    "A Fleshlight&reg;.",
    "A fluffy little butt.",
    "A four-inch clit.",
    "A good schtupping.",
    "A gratuitous claymation sequence.",
    "A hairshirt.",
    "A hamster with a throbbing erection.",
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    "A husband bulge.",
    "A jury of your peers.",
    "A literal shaved beaver.",
    "A mazel tov cocktail.",
    "A meat popsicle.",
    "A moist towlette.",
    "A nugget of poo roughly the size and shape of a crouton.",
    "A pineapple with chlamydia.",
    "A powerful gag reflex.",
    "A prehensile penis.",
    "A purple nurple.",
    "A secret blend of eleven herbs and spices.",
    "A sense of resignation.",
    "A sexually aggressive koala.",
    "A shit-ton of glitter.",
    "A shockingly flatulent bobcat.",
    "A silly old sea captain who's just <i>full</i> of stories.",
    "A single, shiny Bitcoin.",
    "A slack-jawed yokel.",
    "A song about how great Nebraska is.",
    "A stinky pinky.",
    "A stripper named &quot;Anchovy.&quot;",
    "A strong, independent woman who don't need no man.",
    "A tender rodgering.",
    "A thirsty, sperm-jacking wanna-be baby mama.",
    "A tip of my fedora.",
    "A tongue punch in the ol' fart box.",
    "A tossed salad.",
    "A urine-filled bong.",
    "A Waco, Texas-themed novelty barbecue pit and smoker.",
    "A warm, gently fragrant biscuit.",
    "A were-salmon.",
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    "An absinthe enema.",
    "An actual gravy train.",
    "An actual invisible knapsack.",
    "An adorable baby sloth.",
    "An angry little man.",
    "An asexual bonobo.",
    "An effeminate southern homophobe.",
    "An emergency root canal.",
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    "An entire bottle of J&auml;germeister&reg;.",
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    "An extra-large can of Bone Bashful&trade; brand Chinchilla Pudding Sauce.",
    "An itsy-bitsy teeny weenie.",
    "An obscene amount of butter.",
    "An Oosik, or Inuit war club made from the penis bone of a walrus.",
    "An orcgasm.",
    "An overly-enthusiastic prostate exam.",
    "An unexpected finger in the anus.",
    "An unsurprising rash.",
    "Anything with a hole.",
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    "Auto-erotic asphyxiation.",
    "Axl Rose.",
    "Baby carrots.",
    "Bacon that can feel pain.",
    "Bacon-flavored lube",
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    "Being circumcised with a deli slicer.",
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    "Being kicked in the ovaries.",
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    "Being raped to sleep by dickwolves.",
    "Being small but perfectly well formed.",
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    "Being waterboarded with Wild Turkey&reg; 101.",
    "Belching out the lyrics to &quot;Hey Jude.&quot;",
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    "Bitchy resting face.",
    "Blistering barnacles!",
    "Bono. Just... Bono.",
    "Bourbon pong.",
    "Bronies.",
    "Cake farts.",
    "Charles Darwin.",
    "Chasing waterfalls.",
    "Chemtrails.",
    "Chesticles.",
    "Child-sized coffins.",
    "Chloroform.",
    "Cockasaurus rex: the horniest dinosaur of them all.",
    "Cockissimo Fantastico, the legendary lover with the wonderous wang.",
    "Cocktimus Prime: the laser-guided dildo rocket.",
    "Cockulous Maximus, tremendous tallywacker of Tripoli.",
    "Combing out the dingleberries.",
    "Costco&reg; food samples.",
    "Crabs Adjust Humidity.",
    "Cumalot.",
    "Curb-stomping.",
    "Danger pheremones.",
    "Death by snu-snu.",
    "Dennis Rodman, professional diplomat.",
    "DOOOOOMM!!!!!!!",
    "Double vaginal, double anal.",
    "Dr. Jellyfinger.",
    "Droppin' the mic.",
    "Duchess Von Fingerbang.",
    "Enrolling in clown school.",
    "Erotic balloon animals.",
    "Erotic Star Trek fan fiction where all the characters are furries, like Kirk is an ocelot or something.",
    "Explaining how I got the nickname &quot;Nibbleberries.&quot;",
    "Ezekiel 23:20 &quot;There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.&quot;",
    "Fat Man and Little Boy.",
    "Felching.",
    "Flop sweat.",
    "Front row seats to the Shit Show.",
    "Gargling noises.",
    "Gazpacho tactics.",
    "Gettin' down there and bein' all like &quot;this shit is nasty, yo. Fuck this, yo.&quot;",
    "Getting ganked.",
    "Gilbert Gottfried's voice.",
    "Giving Anne Frank a drum kit for her birthday.",
    "Giving the tumor a cutesy name.",
    "Giving your pet lamb a Brazilian.",
    "Googling &quot;Betty White nude.&quot;",
    "Grandma's wet, sloppy kisses.",
    "Ham night!",
    "Her dry, scaly hands.",
    "Hey, fuck you buddy.",
    "Hilarious foreigners!",
    "Honey Boo Boo shotgunning a 2-litre bottle of &quot;go-go juice.&quot;",
    "Hookers and blow.",
    "Hooking up at a Tegan and Sara concert.",
    "Hulking out.",
    "Insisting that Jesus is technically a zombie.",
    "Japanese rope technique.",
    "Jennifer Lawrence.",
    "JJ Abrams putting lens flares all over everything.",
    "Joe Biden getting his freak on.",
    "Joffrey Baratheon, the loathsome little shit.",
    "Juggalos.",
    "Kentucky Fried Children.",
    "Killing hobos.",
    "LeBron James' vast, enveloping hands.",
    "Lego&reg; recreations of famous porn scenes.",
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    "Low-hanging fruit.",
    "Lt. Worf's naturally-ribbed Klingon schlong.",
    "Lucky Pierre.",
    "M'lady.",
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    "Making sweet, sweet love all night long.",
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    "Minimum wage.",
    "Mitt Romney doing a burlesque routine in a giant champagne glass.",
    "Mongolian &quot;beef.&quot;",
    "Monkey torture.",
    "More dots!",
    "Mr. Right Now.",
    "My apparent inability to read a few simple words out loud.",
    "My big juicy fuck potatoes.",
    "My level 90 night elf, Leafshit Puddingsbane.",
    "My silent twin, the afterbirth.",
    "Natalie Portman naked, petrified, and covered in hot grits.",
    "Nazi unicorns.",
    "Neil deGrasse Tyson.",
    "Not being too smelly, you know, in the cellar. Down Below.",
    "Obamacare.",
    "OH EM GEE, TOTES ADORBS!!!",
    "One Direction.",
    "One whose nether regions are vast and beckoning, like unto a corridor down which a frankfurter might be thrown.",
    "Opening for Sigur R&oacute;s.",
    "Origami erotica.",
    "Painal.",
    "Paula Deen's dietician.",
    "Peanut Butter Jelly Time.",
    "Plato's Allegory of the Cave or some other pretentious bullshit.",
    "Poop soup.",
    "Pooping in public.",
    "Posting on www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/",
    "Pretending to be a malfunctioning robot.",
    "Pretending to have the hiccups.",
    "Primo schlick material.",
    "Pronouncing &quot;quinoa&quot; properly.",
    "Protective custody.",
    "Putting Baby in a corner.",
    "Racist ninjas.",
    "Rainbow cumdrops.",
    "Raptor Jesus.",
    "Realistic expectations.",
    "Reluctant anal.",
    "Reptilians.",
    "Rich Corinthian leather.",
    "Robin Thicke.",
    "Rock bottom.",
    "Romantic cancer.",
    "Running around like a guy with his chicken cut off.",
    "S'more Schnapps.",
    "Scissoring.",
    "Self-medicating.",
    "Self-replicating fudge.",
    "Selling out.",
    "September 11th.",
    "Sexy witches.",
    "Six pounds of raw, peeled garlic.",
    "Slightly more than 3 ounces of cum.",
    "Slowly waving an oversized Jamaican flag.",
    "Some punk-ass little bitch.",
    "Something Elon Musk thought up while floating six inches above the floor in a meditative trance.",
    "Something so offensive, I don't even want to say it.",
    "Spiking the juice at AA.",
    "Sploosh!",
    "Sriracha.",
    "State-of-the-art animatronics.",
    "Steaming hot lemonade.",
    "Struggle snuggles.",
    "Susan, that bitch.",
    "Swallowing a cue ball.",
    "Tacos.",
    "Taking one for the team.",
    "Tampons in every hole.",
    "Ted Nugent's cold, dead hands.",
    "That &quot;not-so-fresh&quot; feeling.",
    "That thing with the spoon.",
    "The (technically) Virgin Mary.",
    "The age of consent.",
    "The Chronicles of Red-Dick.",
    "The cliterati.",
    "The combined fat from all of the Kardashians' liposuction procedures.",
    "The creative use of a pool noodle.",
    "The crotches of strangers.",
    "The echoing silence left by SIDS.",
    "The express written consent of Major League Baseball.",
    "The fabled Mongolian Death Worm.",
    "The few shreds of tinsel still clinging to my asshole.",
    "The Gaza Strip.",
    "The graveyard shift at 7-Eleven&reg;.",
    "The green apple splatters.",
    "The hole in my chest where my heart used to be.",
    "The Large Hard-On Collider.",
    "The love that dare not speak its name.",
    "The noise a cat makes before vomiting.",
    "The ol' reach-around.",
    "The patriarchal social construct of physical genitalia.",
    "The Slender Man.",
    "The smooth, unblemished skin of a child.",
    "The soft love-honks of a lust goose.",
    "The sound of one hand fapping.",
    "The sticky icky.",
    "The sweet release of death.",
    "The TARDIS.",
    "The taste of human flesh.",
    "The whole goddamned thing.",
    "Those creamy atheist thighs.",
    "Titty sprinkles.",
    "Touching each other's butts.",
    "Trickle-down economics.",
    "Trouser chili.",
    "Tufted ears.",
    "Turning it all into a sexy dance.",
    "TWENTY MILLION U.S. DOLLARS.",
    "Uncontrollably retching at the mere mention of mayonnaise.",
    "Using a live squid as a condom.",
    "Using a zip-tie as an impromptu cock-ring.",
    "Using tears as lubricant.",
    "Using teeth.",
    "Van Gogh's severed ear.",
    "Wanghis Kahn, cocklord of the Mongols.",
    "Weaponized ebola.",
    "Wearing a blue fox fursuit on Casual Friday.",
    "Wearing your IUD into an MRI.",
    "Welfare.",
    "What happens in Vegas.",
    "Whatever is left.",
    "Wielding a toddler as a weapon.",
    "Wiggling.",
    "WINNING!!",
    "Wuv.",
    "www.clownpenis.fart",
    "Yiffing.",
    "Yoga pants.",
    "You know, one of <i>them</i> sorts of things.",
    "Zatopeepee, the Blind Fucksman.",
    "Ze Germans.",
    "Blaring Gangnam Style on repeat.",
    "Low sperm motility.",
    "A drunk relative muttering racial slurs.",
    "The sudden need to conceal a massive boner.",
    "A long, awkward pause before she says \"I do.\"",
    "A see-through wedding gown.",
    "A pair of rusty handcuffs and a bottle of lube.",
    "That bridesmaid that won't stop crying.",
    "A good old-fashioned case of whiskey dick.",
    "Undying love and eternal affection.",
    "Herpes.",
    "Your father-in-law's erectile dysfunction pills.",
    "Holding hands when you get old.",
    "Swinging.",
    "Cat-like night vision.",
    "Not knowing what a rusty trombone is.",
    "Finding out you're actually cousins.",
    "Saving yourself for marriage.",
    "Over 5,000 flavored condoms.",
    "Unplanned pregnancy!",
    "Getting high and making out.",
    "Married sex.",
    "Vaginal juices.",
    "A tasteful spray tan.",
    "A gag ball and a riding crop.",
    "Way too much sensual massage oil.",
    "Premature ejaculation.",
    "One too many blow job shots.",
    "Skinny dipping in a vat of bubble solution.",
    "Your creepy uncle with the wandering hands.",
    "That time the bride thought she was a lesbian.",
    "Life in a nudist vegan hippie commune.",
    "Deep existential loneliness.",
    "Post-coital bliss.",
    "Too damn many kids.",
    "A \"business trip.\"",
    "A little too much glitter.",
    "Testosterone-induced rage.",
    "A drunk karaoke version of \"Take My Breath Away\".",
    "A groomsman in a kilt ...and nothing else.",
    "A half-finished Brazilian wax job.",
    "Being kind of hormonal.",
    "Running out of things to talk about.",
    "Paralyzing, all-consuming fear of commitment.",
    "Leaving little love notes around the house.",
    "Unicorns and lollipops.",
    "Sleeping with your therapist.",
    "The Chicken Dance.",
    "A hickey from a stripper.",
    "Drinking your troubles away nightly.",
    "High-fiving after sex.",
    "Nipple clamps on the gift registry.",
    "Refusing to shave.",
    "Sleeping on the couch.",
    "Falling a little more in love every day forever.",
    "Faking a pregnancy.",
    "Making out in public.",
    "A mustache ride.",
    "Long walks at sunset ON DRUGS.",
    "Far too many dildos.",
    "A penis that's almost too big.",
    "Fighting over whether or not you're fighting.",
    "Multiple orgasms.",
    "Doing what Jesus would do.",
    "Storm trooper centerpieces.",
    "Marrying an axe murderer.",
    "Hogging the bathroom.",
    "Some innocent wife-swapping among friends.",
    "Weekly date nights at the local BDSM dungeon.",
    "Falling asleep during oral sex.",
    "Not remembering your wedding night.",
    "A little same-sex experimentation.",
    "A three-way in Vegas.",
    "Talking dirty in a Spanish accent.",
    "A raging libido.",
    "Going black, and never going back.",
    "The best man dressed in drag.",
    "A heart-shaped Jacuzzi filled with champagne and Viagra&trade;.",
    "Secretly drunk-dialing exes.",
    "Sexercise.",
    "Changing both your last names to \"Danger.\"",
    "Forgetting the safe word.",
    "Praying and reading the Torah.",
    "Bad dragon erotica.",
    "An elaborate alien abduction fantasy.",
    "A godless harlot.",
    "Praying and reading the Bible.",
    "Martha Stewart.",
    "That dirty weekend in Cabo.",
    "Unconditional love.",
    "The challenge of balancing career and family.",
    "Don Draper.",
    "A pound of weed and a Mexican stripper.",
    "Sex on the kitchen table.",
    "Unleashing the vixen within.",
    "Delirious, infectious happiness.",
    "Fighting over the remote control.",
    "Getting kicked out of your own wedding reception.",
    "A lifetime of judgmental glances from your in-laws.",
    "A colorful assortment of butt plugs.",
    "Being too hung-over for a hand job.",
    "Getting a dog.",
    "A thousand shitty wedding-planning websites.",
    "The best man's dark sexual past.",
    "Forgetting your birth control pills.",
    "Decorating the house with vagina-inspired artwork.",
    "A hot neighbor with no conscience and nothing to lose.",
    "A severed finger in the wedding cake.",
    "A solid five-year plan.",
    "Breaking the hymen.",
    "A penis with a smiley face.",
    "A misunderstanding involving a strap-on.",
    "Someone getting arrested.",
    "A happy ending.",
    "Getting tired of being on top.",
    "A forged prescription for STD meds.",
    "Sharing a bank account.",
    "Wondering if you made the right decision.",
    "Gratuitous PDA on Facebook.",
    "Getting a pube stuck in your teeth.",
    "Rephrasing it as an \"I feel\" statement.",
    "Pooping with the door open.",
    "A hasty vasectomy.",
    "A botched genital piercing.",
    "An unacceptable volume of body hair.",
    "A DJ with a Wham! obsession.",
    "A mysterious stain on his tuxedo.",
    "PMS-ing at the altar.",
    "A timeless reading from Fifty Shades of Grey.",
    "Walking down the aisle to \"Baby Got Back.\"",
    "Your unborn children.",
    "Someone using the word \"Bridezilla\" one more goddamn time.",
    "A lifetime subscription to Big Black Butts magazine.",
    "The secret handshake.",
    "Mowing the fucking lawn.",
    "Blaming it on the dog.",
    "A nervous breakdown at IKEA&trade;.",
    "A healthy work-life balance.",
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    "Really letting yourself go.",
    "Wondering who's gonna die first.",
    "The wedding-industrial complex.",
    "Hiding the M&M's&reg;.",
    "\"Intimacy issues.\"",
    "Just giving up.",
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    "Keeping tabs. Always keeping tabs.",
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    "A butthole full of mustard.",
    "Unwavering support for your career.",
    "A small price to pay for half off the catering.",
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    "A maid of honor with no shame. No. Shame.",
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    "A diamond the size of Uranus.",
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    "Wishing this moment could last forever.",
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    "Sharing all your most embarrassing secrets. Except one.",
    "A groomsman confessing he always secretly loved you.",
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    "His prostate.",
    "Realizing the Kama Sutra is actually really lame.",
    "Knowing way too much about each other's bathroom habits.",
    "Things you can never unsee.",
    "Wishing you were half as happy as your social media posts make you seem.",
    "Texting instead of talking.",
    "Grocery shopping in a bathrobe.",
    "The happiest man on Earth.",
    "Meaning something completely different by the word \"facial.\"",
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    "Pretending you were just kidding.",
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    "Low self-esteem.",
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    "Blood on the sheets.",
    "Saying \"Me so horny!\" in a Yoda voice.",
    "Open, honest communication.",
    "Gay marriage.",
    "Tickle-fight-induced vomiting.",
    "Passive-aggressive notes on the fridge.",
    "Homoerotic undertones.",
    "Getting caught masturbating to hentai porn.",
    "Ranch dressing.",
    "A quivering pile of love jelly.",
    "Putting the cats in the pre-nup.",
    "Taking things too literally.",
    "Daily reminders about who actually pays the mortgage.",
    "Meeting the weekly cunnilingus quota.",
    "A demonstration of who really wears the pants in this family.",
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    "A bizarre love octagon.",
    "A digital chastity belt.",
    "Too little, too late.",
    "A lifetime of crippling regret.",
    "Make-up sex.",
    "Whisper-fighting in the kitchen.",
    "A pale slurry of tears, icing, and denial.",
    "The ceremonial spanking of the bride.",
    "Mormons.",
    "A veil made out of duct tape.",
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    "A reluctant, eye-rolling apology.",
    "A disturbingly life-like blow-up doll.",
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    "CheapRussianBrides.com.",
    "Naked aggression.",
    "A shrieking biological alarm clock.",
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    "A waterproof, vibrating attachment.",
    "A heart made of sentient nanobots.",
    "Foreplay.",
    "Neanderthal mating habits.",
    "Admitting defeat.",
    "Feelings of inadequacy.",
    "A top-shelf prostitute.",
    "Matching  denim outfits.",
    "Motherfucking cupcakes.",
    "Ring finger tattoos.",
    "Call of Cthulhu",
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    "/sp/",
    "HERESY!",
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    "Your Other Honor!",
    "WAAAAAAAAAAGH!",
    "Female DM",
    "Mr. Fred Rogers, blessed be his name.",
    "The ship is all. The ship moves",
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    "Tyrone the Monk",
    "METAL BOXES",
    "100 Baneblades",
    "Haggard",
    "Living Saint Inquisitor Grendel",
    "Abaddon the Armless",
    "Sigmar",
    "Gav &amp; Bob",
    "MR RAGE",
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    "Nyarlathotep",
    "Cthulhu himself",
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    "Yog-Sothoth",
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    "A boat",
    "Haiyore Nyaruko-San",
    "Saya no Uta",
    "The Queen in Yellow",
    "Transformation Fetishists",
    "A shoggoth",
    "Shlicktau",
    "Faptau",
    "Ruby and Tom",
    "Pun-Pun",
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    "Cultist-Chan",
    "100-ton Atlas-class Mech",
    "Ciaphas Cain",
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    "Bard dad",
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    "Warhammer Fantasy",
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    "Magic: the Gathering",
    "Yu-Gi-Oh",
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    "Vampire LARP",
    "Vampire: The Masquerade",
    "Esh-Esh",
    "Hungarian Larper",
    "Bitches for Thulsa Doom",
    "Dice Bags",
    "Conan the Libertarian",
    "Conan the Librarian",
    "Blood and Thunder!",
    "Show me Your Honor",
    "Blood for the Blood God!",
    "Actually having an intelligent discussion about religion.",
    "DJ Phylactery",
    "Muscle Wizard",
    "Sir Bearington",
    "2 cat",
    "Scat Fetish",
    "Watersports Fetish",
    "Blood Ravens",
    "Ultramarines",
    "Blast Templates.",
    "Decking from a room in a love hotel.",
    "Teacup Ride.",
    "WHERE IS FELIX RAMIREZ?",
    "Dr. Assmarbles",
    "/d/M",
    "Macha's stash of mon-keigh lewds.",
    "A Tactical Genius.",
    "Burning Fate Points to survive.",
    "Dealing Meat Damage.",
    "Teaching the newbie about THE SYSTEM.",
    "Having a Spy Moment.",
    "America-san.",
    "Doomrider and his cocaine",
    "The GM's girlfriend",
    "Vectron, his name be praised.",
    "Vectron's kindly claw.",
    "Your Spiritual Liege, Matt Ward",
    "Skub",
    "Dorfs",
    "THAC0",
    "-4 str",
    "Lenore",
    "Fucking kender",
    "TIIIIIMMMME WIIIIZZZZAAAAARRRDDDDs!",
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    "Getting 'Squatted'",
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    "AC Guy's luck",
    "KUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOOO!",
    "Thick and luxurious neckbeards",
    "Blood for the blood god",
    "The emprah",
    "Attacking the darkness",
    "Falling Rocks",
    "Subtle pigmen",
    "Elf vaginas",
    "GMPC",
    "An Imperial titan",
    "THIN YOUR PAINTS",
    "Haters gonna hate",
    "NONE PURER!!!",
    "Lofn",
    "Big Blue Boy",
    "Fisk Malks",
    "Madolche?",
    "Filthy Casual",
    "Dakkon Motherfucking Blackblade",
    "Mark Rosewater",
    "Chimney Imp",
    "Storm Crow",
    "A magical piss forest.",
    "Asking to play a pony in a Game of Thrones rpg.",
    "Half-fae catboys.",
    "SAN loss.",
    "Monte Cooke's rancid fursuit.",
    "Kickstarting a /tg/ homebrew only to have it turn out to be shit.",
    "Waiting for Time Wizards!",
    "Covering yourself in mountain dew and rolling around the FLGS bathroom.",
    "Enuff Dakka",
    "Muckin' about",
    "Caster Edition Fanboys.",
    "Deep Rot",
    "An army made of sprues",
    "d4 caltrops",
    "Xeno scum",
    "Meatbread",
    "Decanter of endless water rocket",
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    "Necronomicon",
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    "A first edition copy of FATAL",
    "DC 80 Escape Artist check",
    "A bear in a disguise",
    "Mise.",
    "Crawdaddy.",
    "Children's Card Games",
    "Cardgames on motorcycles.",
    "Virgin Spike.",
    "Choo choo, motherfucker.",
    "Jace:the Wallet Sculptor.",
    "Grim dark darkness that's grim.",
    "Kord",
    "Queen of Blades",
    "A robotic ninja catgirl maid",
    "Please do not take the items.",
    "Hypercube",
    "A falling Paladin",
    "Boxcars",
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    "Riding the Jund train at full throttle.",
    "Edition wars.",
    "A railroad with no end.",
    "Saying goodbye to Exodia.",
    "Frost Giants",
    "Glorified games of pretend.",
    "Playing for the story.",
    "Metagaming.",
    "People who don't understand THAC0.",
    "Failing your Privilege Check and taking full damage from the Tumblrdragon's breath weapon",
    "Gratuitous Babe Art",
    "If only Tom Bombadil gave a fuck.",
    "Moot",
    "Coasters",
    "Declaring a TIME MOMENT when the TM is about to say something important.",
    "People who use THAC0.",
    "Kebab",
    "Los Tiburon",
    "CLANG!",
    "Commissar Fuklaw",
    "F.A.T.A.L.",
    "Female Space Marines",
    "An orc guarding a chest in a 10x10 room",
    "Captcha",
    "Bad at Magic",
    "Time Cube chess",
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    "Tankred Endures",
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    "CREEEEEEEEEEED!",
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    "A Kobold princess",
    "Scary Spooky Skeletons",
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    "Eldrad",
    "Kharne",
    "FATE",
    "Sister of Battle lesbian hebephilia",
    "Sabbat Warhero",
    "Squats.",
    "Chaos Spawn.",
    "Shitting all over the DM's plans.",
    "Suggesting GURPS. No matter what.",
    "Satanic rituals and human sacrifice.",
    "Monstergirls.",
    "Old Man Henderson.",
    "Lich",
    "LOS MAGOOOOOOOOOOOS DEL TIEMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!",
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    "Rogue",
    "Wizard",
    "Explosive Runes",
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    "Lady of Pain",
    "Pelor",
    "A Literal Black Knight",
    "A Literal White Knight",
    "My Magical Realm",
    "The MacGuffin",
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    "Peasant railguns",
    "That guy",
    "Chaotic randumb",
    "Your FLGS",
    "Laughing Eldar",
    "Goddamn magpies",
    "Roll-play",
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    "Diplomacy",
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    "That DM",
    "A Big, Black Knight",
    "A Bigger, Blacker Knight",
    "The Biggest, Blackest Knight",
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    "stat me",
    "/co/",
    "/d/",
    "/x/",
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    "Peanutbutter jelly time.",
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    "Wards.",
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    "Swinging an axe in the air while cornholing a bear.",
    "125% Reccomended Daily Allowance of cock.",
    "A molotov cocktail.",
    "Just the tip!",
    "A Fleshlite&trade;.",
    "SCIENCE!!1!",
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    "A bag of dicks.",
    "Bearshark.",
    "Genital warts.",
    "Trouser snakes.",
    "A skeptical sheriff.",
    "The Power of Greyskull.",
    "A dead hooker.",
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    "Mandatory Sex Party.",
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    "Pirate hookers.",
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    "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.",
    "Fancy tampons.",
    "The Card Czar.",
    "The town drunk.",
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    "Don Knotts.",
    "A MILF.",
    "The end of the world.",
    "Tinychat.",
    "Moobs.",
    "Yellow snow.",
    "Boobs.",
    "STEAL ALL THE FARM.",
    "Standing next to short people to use them as armrests.",
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    "Scotch.",
    "A fuck-mothering vampire.",
    "Mr. Fancy Pants.",
    "TotalBiscuit's top hat.",
    "Tentacle rape.",
    "Illegal immigrants.",
    "Skullcrusher Mountain.",
    "FUNimation.",
    "Penn and Teller.",
    "An 8-ball.",
    "A Facebook stalker.",
    "Talking like a pirate.",
    "A 3am phone call.",
    "Rule 34.",
    "Narutards.",
    "Dead catgirls.",
    "The smallest, whitest dick.",
    "Nuns.",
    "Bed wetting.",
    "Ezreal's hot sugary ass.",
    "Hello Kitty.",
    "Tots.",
    "Getting drunk before noon.",
    "Clown strippers.",
    "KERMIT FLAIL.",
    "Fruit Fuckers.",
    "Beer Pong.",
    "Using hot sauce as lube.",
    "Bounty, the Quicker Picker Upper.",
    "Smooth jazz.",
    "Bleeding Anuses.",
    "A spoon that is too big.",
    "Soviet Russia.",
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    "Indiana Jones.",
    "Hentai.",
    "Surgeon Simulator 2013.",
    "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.",
    "Mewtwo.",
    "The Columbine Shooting.",
    "Cowboy Bebop.",
    "Fullmetal Alchemist.",
    "Futanari.",
    "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.",
    "Vash the Stampede.",
    "Two midgets stacked up pretending to be one person.",
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    "The Bible.",
    "Naruto.",
    "A giant horse cock.",
    "Minecraft.",
    "A wet paper towel.",
    "Xyzzy playing around with gender roles.",
    "Four Loko.",
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    "Sonic brutally murdering Mario.",
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    "A fat middle-aged man in a Sailor Moon costume.",
    "The world's tallest midget.",
    "Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series.",
    "OVER 9000!!",
    "Aya Hirano being gang-banged by her entire band.",
    "A juice box.",
    "Sex.",
    "\". . . .\"",
    "Pacific Rim.",
    "Reddit.",
    "Novelty Twitter accounts.",
    "A mindfuck.",
    "Olmec.",
    "A Hello Kitty! vibrator.",
    "Reading the manual.",
    "Type-C Tetris music.",
    "The Death Note.",
    "YouTube.",
    "South Korea.",
    "Being eaten by a titan.",
    "A fountain of vomit.",
    "DeviantArt.",
    "The Hare Hare Yukai dance.",
    "Fart science.",
    "A big wet pink laser sword.",
    "Sonic the Hedgehog.",
    "A brief moment of aptitude.",
    "Fuck you, I do what I want.",
    "FUCK YOU, I'M SPIDERMAN!",
    "StarFox.",
    "Santa Christ.",
    "PetSmart.",
    "Getting mauled by a mountain lion AND a grizzly bear at the same time.",
    "Glenn Beck being torn apart by zombies.",
    "Going full retard.",
    "A tub of Vaseline.",
    "Ham?",
    "Sex with strangers.",
    "Getting your penis cut in half.",
    "Literally going to Hell.",
    "Being frozen today.",
    "Bees. My God.",
    "Cousin marriage.",
    "4Kids.",
    "Chuck Norris.",
    "My mom.",
    "My penis catching fire.",
    "Lesbians.",
    "A smaller, whiter dick.",
    "A pretty epic poo.",
    "A couch stinking of naked people.",
    "A beautiful little moment.",
    "John Madden.",
    "Bees!",
    "Watching FLCL while tripping on acid.",
    "A killer rabbit.",
    "Your mom.",
    "Sticking your finger up her ass.",
    "A tiny white dick.",
    "Maple syrup.",
    "A tree.",
    "Standing outside the gates of the White House completely naked with a revolver in your hand.",
    "A zombie fisherman.",
    "A mile-long penis.",
    "An awkward slash fic between The Nostalgia Critic and The Angry Video Game Nerd.",
    "An obscure reference only two people will get.",
    "Lara Croft.",
    "Anal tearing.",
    "Catholic priests who drink, smoke, and carry guns.",
    "Stick figure porn.",
    "A delicious baby.",
    "The elephant in the room.",
    "A butt egg.",
    "A street cleaning simulator.",
    "The Angry Video Game Nerd.",
    "The Nostalgia Critic.",
    "The Power Glove.",
    "Your virgin soul.",
    "An expensive rental costume.",
    "A bird fucking a horse.",
    "A Big Lipped Alligator Moment.",
    "Time travel.",
    "A baseball to the nuts.",
    "A testicle examination.",
    "Mountain Dew",
    "Surprise blowjobs.",
    "Space Core.",
    "Engrish.",
    "A dead meme.",
    "Duck Hunt",
    "Twincest.",
    "DOTA 2.",
    "Being banned from /r/pyongyang.",
    "That one episode of CSI.",
    "Drills for hands.",
    "Asian cock.",
    "The lost city of Atlantis.",
    "Holy dildos.",
    "George Costanza",
    "Dr. Phil.",
    "The sound a single ThunderStix&reg; makes.",
    "the PS4",
    "The Wii U",
    "the SNES",
    "the NES",
    "Show me your tits!",
    "the SEGA Genesis",
    "Thanking your sex slaves.",
    "the PSX",
    "the duck hunt dog",
    "Getting off on anime porn.",
    "Toilet paper.",
    "Laxatives.",
    "Mining for nose gold.",
    "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.",
    "Taking a seat with Chris Hansen.",
    "A big floppy donkey dick.",
    "A Cleveland steamer.",
    "The Village People.",
    "Lolis.",
    "Hot-blooded shonen protagonists.",
    "Crispin Freeman.",
    "Steve Motherfuckin' Blum.",
    "Norio Wakamoto.",
    "Eating an entire box of Pocky in a single bite.",
    "Gen Fukunaga counting his money.",
    "Hatsune Miku.",
    "Strangling hardcore otaku nerds with razor wire.",
    "A big-breasted 14-year-old wearing a bikini and sucking on a popsicle.",
    "Henry Goto being savagely raped by a bear.",
    "Yet another goddamn Goku vs. Superman argument.",
    "FANSERVICE!!!",
    "Weeaboos.",
    "Aniplex of America.",
    "Kyubey.",
    "Wearing panties on the head.",
    "Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.",
    "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES.",
    "Brina Palencia as an angsty teenage boy, Monica Rial as his bratty little sister, and Shelley Calene-Black as their hot mom.",
    "Boku no Pico.",
    "Nice boat.",
    "A Bleach hentai doujin where Rukia rapes Ichigo.",
    "The One Piece rap.",
    "CENTURY SOOOOUUUP!!!!!",
    "Stupid fucking Kululu.",
    "Thinking Misty from Pok&eacute;mon is... kinda sexy.",
    "The Gripper.",
    "Reverse harems.",
    "Garzey's Wing.",
    "Kenshiro.",
    "Puella Magi Madoka Magica.",
    "Taking a potato chip... and EATING IT.",
    "Unreasonably long transformation sequences.",
    "Ass dance!! Ass dance!!",
    "Rice balls.",
    "Monkey D. Luffy.",
    "JesuOtaku's ginormous lips.",
    "Princess Tutu.",
    "Fujiko's boobs.",
    "Shinji being a whiny little bitch.",
    "Third Impact.",
    "Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV.",
    "That sound effect in every hentai when the guy ejaculates.",
    "Red-headed tsunderes.",
    "Wendee Lee.",
    "Prof's legs.",
    "\"Bang.\"",
    "Dio Brando.",
    "\"WE UNDERSTAND ANIME FAN WANTS!!\"",
    "DAN GREEN.",
    "Man-Faye.",
    "Soldier A.",
    "Goku.",
    "Vic Micderpaderp.",
    "Hokuto! Hyakurestu-ken!",
    "Christopher R. Sabat.",
    "PASTAAAAA!!!!",
    "MAWNING LESCUE!!!",
    "$300 anime bluray boxsets.",
    "Johnny Yong Bosch.",
    "Little Kuriboh.",
    "Bukkake.",
    "A Captain Harlock body pillow.",
    "Onii-chan.",
    "Bulma's panties.",
    "Mami getting her head bitten off.",
    "Satoshi Kon.",
    "A Japanese schoolgirl covered head-to-toe in semen.",
    "Good ol' fashioned Japanese sexism.",
    "Kigurumi.",
    "Ikki Tousen.",
    "Apocalypse Zero.",
    "The inevitable beach episode.",
    "The thousands upon thousands of women that Golgo 13 has slept with.",
    "Kira worshippers.",
    "Old man dragon dick.",
    "Uguu...",
    "Whatever the hell the Utena movie was about.",
    "Creamy Mami.",
    "The ungodly abomination that is Robotech.",
    "Carl Macek.",
    "Panty &amp; Stocking with Garterbelt.",
    "Punching a man so hard his clothes fly off.",
    "Banana sushi.",
    "Oro?",
    "A puppy being beaten to death with a flower pot.",
    "Gantz. Just.... Gantz.",
    "Snapping the nipple off of a prostitute's breast and eating it.",
    "Black cosplayers.",
    "Fake Nendoroids.",
    "Eating ramen noodles for a month because you HAD to have that out of print Macross boxset.",
    "Showing Serial Experiments Lain to toddlers.",
    "Mamoru Miyano.",
    "TETSUOOOOOO!!!",
    "Wibble.",
    "That stupid opening song from Steel Angel Kurumi getting stuck in your head.",
    "Bad K-on! fanart.",
    "Nerdy kids in Speedos.",
    "My Cresta.",
    "Groping strangers on a train.",
    "Fuckin' Bronies.",
    "An overly defensive fanbase.",
    "Recap episodes.",
    "Muscle-bound shirtless MEN.",
    "Cartoon buttholes.",
    "Sucking Kyle Hebert's dick for hamburgers.",
    "Gratuitous panty shots.",
    "Sailor Moon and the 7 Ballz.",
    "El Psy Congroo.",
    "Moe Moe Kyun!",
    "Home For Infinite Losers (HFIL).",
    "THE MAN-POLE OF <i>DOOOOOOOOOM!!!</i>",
    "Ladd Russo.",
    "Studio Ghibli.",
    "Masa! <3",
    "Giant robots.",
    "Osamu Tezuka.",
    "A \"read the manga\" style ending.",
    "Tits on your hand.",
    "That little fat kid from Accel World.",
    "Casca's hairy unshaven vag.",
    "Girls with glasses.",
    "Eating the wrong end of a chocolate cornet.",
    "Walpurgisnacht.",
    "Bludgeoning Haruhi Suzumiya to death with a tire iron.",
    "Banging 1,000 dudes.",
    "Pure grade-A opium.",
    "Maid cafes.",
    "A drunken Japanese businessman.",
    "Dr. Who fans showing up at anime cons despite not being invited.",
    "Guro.",
    "Nekomimi.",
    "Plot armor.",
    "School swimsuits.",
    "The inkvasion.",
    "Acidic breast milk.",
    "Underpants. Underpants. Underpants. Underpants. Under-",
    "Shooting out nearly an entire liter of cum.",
    "Host clubs.",
    "Shining Finger!",
    "Crystal Boy's creepy smile.",
    "Gackt.",
    "Used panty vending machines.",
    "Butt sniffing.",
    "Kamen Rider.",
    "The Major's hips and bust.",
    "Captain Bravo.",
    "Kirino's ass.",
    "Fishcake.",
    "Go Nagai sideburns.",
    "<i>CHIIIIIIIIN.</i>",
    "Getting the bad ending of a visual novel.",
    "Vegeta's sweet goatee.",
    "Sub-only releases.",
    "Getting drunk on sake.",
    "Flying Vortex of Fear.",
    "Tachikoma-kun.",
    "Naoki Urasawa.",
    "Stupid sexy Johan.",
    "Bear punching, tiger chopping, shark suplexing, &amp; helicopter bodyslamming.",
    "Juvijuvibro.",
    "Jacuzzi Splot.",
    "The Tsukihime anime.",
    "Giant naked Rei.",
    "The entire cast of School Days.",
    "An arm and a leg.",
    "The power of friendship.",
    "Being the uke.",
    "You dumbass!",
    "Super Milk-chan.",
    "Dancin' on the Planet Dance.",
    "Calling out the name of your attack.",
    "Multi-episode fights.",
    "Making someone's head explode.",
    "Michelle Ru-<br>er, I mean... \"Sophie Roberts.\"",
    "Masturbating over Asuka's comatose body.",
    "Let's Fighting Love!",
    "Fat, sweaty otaku.",
    "Ganguro girls.",
    "Girls with guns.",
    "The goddamn Maho.",
    "Darrel Guilbeau trying to act.",
    "Highschool of the Dead.",
    "M.D. Geist.",
    "Blue Water Studios.",
    "Hot female bass players.",
    "Magical girls.",
    "Black?Star",
    "Goku, Luffy, Toriko, and Lina Inverse in an eating contest.",
    "You cactus bastard!",
    "KING!!! KING!!! KING GAINER!!!<br><i>*does the Monkey*</i>",
    "Sexy schoolteacher types.",
    "Underwater Ray Romano.",
    "Lesbian subtext.",
    "Tig ol' bitties.",
    "Inspector Zenigata.",
    "The GARtender.",
    "Pure fighting spirit.",
    "Mad Bull 34.",
    "Freddie riding to school on a wild black stallion.",
    "Whatever turns you on, big guy.",
    "I'LL ANSWER THE PHONE FROM NOW ON, LILY!!",
    "KITTEH. :3",
    "Manly tears of manliness.",
    "Zetman.",
    "Giant mutant cockroaches.",
    "Bible Black.",
    "Rape fantasies.",
    "Keith David's voice.",
    "Scott McNeil.",
    "The eternal pervert, Eric Vale.",
    "The Irresponsible Captain Tylor.",
    "Birdy the Mighty.",
    "Prying SpacemanHardy's Master Keaton boxset from his cold, dead hands.",
    "R-R-R-R-R-REDLINE!!!",
    "Hunting down every single copy of Ninja Resurrection and setting them on fire.",
    "Satan worshipping Christians.",
    "Being beaten to a bloody pulp by a middle school student.",
    "One HELL of a butler.",
    "Losing 20 gallons of blood... and surviving.",
    "Badass 15-year-olds.",
    "The Shikon Jewel.",
    "A large paper fan.",
    "Having blackmail sex with your teacher.",
    "Anime News Network.",
    "A Claymore swimsuit issue.",
    "Revy Two-Hands.",
    "Sneaking a peek at the girls' open bath.",
    "\"INUYASHA!!\"<br>\"KAGOME!!\"",
    "Gangnam Style.",
    "MUNGLE!!<br><i>*shakes fist*</i>",
    "A samurai terminator.",
    "Physics.",
    "The Animatrix.",
    "A talking motorcycle.",
    "Rie Kugimiya.",
    "Production I.G.",
    "GONZO.",
    "Franky's awesome Speedo dance.",
    "Soul traveling.",
    "Sticking a chopstick in your pee-hole.",
    "A copy of Trigun signed by Micah Solusod.",
    "Really shitty CGI effects.",
    "The hot buttered sex voice of Patrick Seitz.",
    "Heavily-tattooed yakuza henchmen.",
    "The life-sized Gundam statue.",
    "Forcing someone to watch every episode of Dragon Ball GT.",
    "ZA WARUDO.",
    "Governor Ishihara.",
    "Shrine maidens.",
    "Taking a shit in the shrine's donation box.",
    "Farting... tadpoles?",
    "Madhouse.",
    "ARMS.",
    "Mr. Tadakichi.",
    "Showing episodes of Toriko to starving children.",
    "Gilgamesh.",
    "That one guy who always dresses up as the Red Ranger.",
    "Broken-ass Aizen.",
    "Romi Paku.",
    "The Garden of Sinners.",
    "1,000 years of pain.",
    "Hetalia porn.",
    "A Maka Chop.",
    "Rally Vincent firing a gun in her underwear.",
    "Raccoon testicles.",
    "Johannes Krauser II.",
    "Rule 63'd Death the Kid.",
    "Beautiful bishonen boys.",
    "Awesome Prussia.",
    "Eating a banana all sexy-like.",
    "A shitload of yen.",
    "Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora!",
    "Getting in a fistfight with an earthquake.",
    "WcDonald's.",
    "Black&#x2605;Star",
    "Octopus balls.",
    "My badass numchucks.",
    "Trying to get your die-cast Gundam model through airport security.",
    "Strapping hand grenades to your pubes.",
    "Toilet worship.",
    "A brand new, mint condition copy of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure vol. 4, still in shrinkwrap.",
    "Grave of the Fireflies.",
    "Farting on your cat.",
    "Combat afros.",
    "Ice cold water<br>(and it's only a dollar).",
    "Me wearing a penguin suit.",
    "My Johnny!",
    "Petite Princess Yucie.",
    "Kotetsu T. Kaburagi, aka. \"The D.I.L.F.\"",
    "An argument lasting over an hour about what mo&eacute; really is.",
    "Saber Starblast.",
    "A succubus living inside your testes.",
    "Raping Tokyo Tower.",
    "Fucking a nun.",
    "#DesuDes4Life.",
    "Ghosts that come out of your asscrack.",
    "Being accidentally turned into a girl by aliens.",
    "Giving a girl an orgasm using only your shoulderpads.",
    "Swallowing an entire carton of cigarettes before barfing them back up.",
    "Puppets made from the skin of children.",
    "My hot zombie girlfriend..",
    "Eating someone else's drool.",
    "The alpha bitch.",
    "Undead body-swapping space vampire teens.",
    "Suplexing your teacher.",
    "A leopard print fundoshi.",
    "Breast envy.",
    "The entire last episode of Blood-C.",
    "Origami sex toys.",
    "ALL OF THE HOMO!",
    "Japanese rope bondage.",
    "Japanese Spider-Man.",
    "A bass guitar straight to the face.",
    "Sonny Strait's manly parts.",
    "Guts.",
    "Finger nigiri.",
    "Dragon Balls.",
    "Putting all the condiments on your steak. ALL OF THEM.",
    "Rapping samurai.",
    "A dolphin in a mech suit.",
    "Naga's extremely annoying laugh.",
    "Strikeman and his \"Balls of Justice\".",
    "Flying Nimbus.",
    "Running during the credits.",
    "A busty, blonde, blue-eyed, dumb-as-rocks American.",
    "Naughty geishas.",
    "Griffith's mysterious disappearing penis.",
    "Pubic hair needle attack.",
    "Ninjas!",
    "Getting your fingernails ripped out.",
    "Sexy jutsu.",
    "Love Machine.",
    "Shinichiro Watanabe single-handedly curing cancer, ending world hunger, and bringing peace to the Middle East.",
    "Henry Goto ending up homeless on the streets and sucking dick for coke.",
    "Two gallons of elephant shit being dropped on Henry Goto's desk.",
    "Henry Goto fapping to a photograph of himself.",
    "Henry Goto being eaten by a group of backwoods hillbilly cannibals.",
    "Henry Goto bleeding profusely from his groin after having his penis bitten off by a 15-year-old Vietnamese prostitute.",
    "A 30-year-old man who's obsessed with K-on!",
    "Henry Goto falling down the stairs, receiving a massive head injury, and believing he's really Sailor Moon.",
    "A Henry Goto joke that no one will laugh at other than SpacemanHardy.",
    "Cutting off a finger to restore your honor.",
    "Robots with tits.",
    "Red bean paste.",
    "Gender-swapped Oda Nobunaga.",
    "Henry Goto's massive peyote &amp; wine cooler addiction.",
    "Henry Goto, John Sirabella, and Stu Levy in a three man fight to the death.",
    "Henry Goto.",
    "Henry Goto having an accident in his pants during the live Aniplex of America panel.",
    "Getting kicked in the nuts by a mermaid.",
    "I AM AWESOME!!",
    "LAZAR!",
    "Urd, Kana, and Misato in a drinking contest.",
    "Cute stuff.",
    "An artbox that feels like human skin.",
    "Polygamy jokes in a kid's show.",
    "Dangling Pok&eacute;balls.",
    "Having a giant drill for a dick.",
    "A robot having an orgasm.",
    "Villagulio.",
    "Angry naked people.",
    "Going Super Saiyan while taking a massive dump.",
    "My daikon.",
    "Literally spanking a monkey.",
    "Going Super Saiyan.",
    "Going Super Saiyan during orgasm.",
    "Having sex with a dragon.",
    "Manga Jesus.",
    "Manly pink sparkles.",
    "7 ft. tall red-headed Alexander the Great.",
    "Training a dinosaur to ride a ball.",
    "Samba-dancing dinosaurs.",
    "An armored truck full of shit.",
    "A Togepi omelet.",
    "A laser horse.",
    "Girls with guns AND glasses.",
    "Teenaged miniskirt-wearing space pirates.",
    "Gas station sushi.",
    "Jerry Jewell's serial killer face.",
    "A FUCKING DRAGONITE, MOTHERFUCKER!!",
    "A school bus orgy.",
    "Super Aryan Hitler.",
    "4,000 tacos, and one Diet Coke.",
    "An actual, honest-to-God black guy.",
    "Black and white samurai movies.",
    "Sick with the cancer.",
    "Transvestite police officers.",
    "A promotional crossover with Pizza Hut.",
    "Star-shaped nipples.",
    "Con funk.",
    "Pissing yourself.",
    "Hot anime moms.",
    "Vocaloid death metal.",
    "GAO! GAI! GAR!!!",
    "Yaoi paddles.",
    "The Dark Lord Shawne Kleckner.",
    "Mr. Satan.",
    "Bad Steven Foster dubs.",
    "A potato committing seppuku.",
    "A giant robot German suplex.",
    "Hentai voice acting.",
    "A vampire ninja.",
    "Hello Kitty! pregnancy doujins.",
    "Waving it around all willy-nilly.",
    "A Godzilla attack.",
    "Eating KFC on Christmas day.",
    "Astro Boy.",
    "Jacking off into a bottle of formaldehyde and calling it our firstborn.",
    "Traps.",
    "Korean Jesus.",
    "An unending, unquenchable thirst for orange Fanta.",
    "Breaking the fourth wall to kill the mangaka.",
    "Valvrape the Dominator.",
    "Piles of dead children.",
    "An 8 million yen debt to a club of rich pretty boys.",
    "Mamoru Oshii's dog love.",
    "A diet consisting almost entirely of potatoes.",
    "Rock-hard, glistening abs.",
    "Totoro.",
    "Wild Tiger's Hundred Power.",
    "Fucking postcards as a cheap-ass pack-in gift.",
    "Hideaki Anno's poor, tortured therapist.",
    "Naming yourself after the method of your suicide.",
    "The Chupacabra.",
    "Blowing a child's head off with a rocket launcher.",
    "Erotic incestuous toothbrushing.",
    "Pok&eacute;mon tears.",
    "Pok&eacute;sexuality.",
    "Chopstick-based martial arts.",
    "All the gayness in GetBackers.",
    "Gen \"The Uro-Butcher\".",
    "Mikuru Beam!",
    "Tons and tons of close-up underaged schoolgirl ass-shots.",
    "Starfish Hitler.",
    "An ancient vampire who looks like she's 10.",
    "Literally ripping your own heart out.",
    "Japanese-style elf ears.",
    "Flamboyantly gay William Shakespeare.",
    "Tripping, falling, and landing with your face in a girl's breasts.",
    "Banging your adopted daughter.",
    "A 10-year old with boobs twice the size of her head.",
    "A bunny girl having a lightsaber duel with Darth Vader.",
    "A third-grader seducing her 23-year-old teacher.",
    "SHAFT being SHAFT.",
    "One a them bamboo things that goes \"doonk\".",
    "Shotas.",
    "Mo&eacute; schoolgirl Hitler.",
    "Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but everyone is gender-swapped.",
    "A washpan falling onto someone's head from out of nowhere.",
    "Franken Fran.",
    "Hentai artists who don't change their pen name when they go legit.",
    "Getting sucked into a fantasy world.",
    "Loli in a box.",
    "A Masamune Shirou artbook.",
    "Clothing-dissolving slime.",
    "Involuntary crossdressing.",
    "Completely losing your shit over Endless Eight.",
    "Violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat.",
    "Fujoshi.",
    "Matrix boobs.",
    "A chainsaw-wielding male magical girl zombie.",
    "Inoue Kikoku, 17-years old.",
    "Chest-hair afros.",
    "Cowboy Andy.",
    "A cyborg assassin dressed as a magical girl fighting a talking lion and a floating psychic electric jellyfish.",
    "J-pop idols.",
    "The War on Pants.",
    "An ending where everyone dies.",
    "Garbage collectors... IN SPACE!!",
    "Magical friendship lasers.",
    "High-stakes mahjong.",
    "Succubus-on-futanari action.",
    "Alice in Sexland.",
    "A couple that spends over 30 manga volumes trying to get to first base.",
    "Dick Saucer.",
    "Millionaire Beaver.",
    "A sweaty shirtless man holding a large, writhing fish against his chest.",
    "A naughty nurse outfit.",
    "Morphin'.",
    "Zelgadis' flame-proof bikini briefs.",
    "A Dragon Slave.",
    "A smashed-in face.",
    "Epic old bald dudes.",
    "Fuckingham Palace.",
    "Dying over and over again.",
    "The Puchuu.",
    "The syrupy goop inside a Stretch Armstrong doll.",
    "Rocky Dennis and John Merrick's lovechild.",
    "Life after Parole.",
    "Finding an adhesive bandage at the bottom of your ice cream.",
    "A Pit Bull named Genghis.",
    "A cat's sand papery tongue bath.",
    "Bringing the Hamburglar to Justice.",
    "Sphincter Bleaching.",
    "An Amputee's chapped limb nub.",
    "Toilet Wine.",
    "Leftist Propaganda.",
    "Febreezing your Taint.",
    "Cookie Monster's substance abuse issues.",
    "An ingrown toenail on the tip of a penis.",
    "Feline Leukemia.",
    "Marky Mark's foam rubber penis from Boogie Nights.",
    "My Spankerchief.",
    "Pumping a chemical toilet.",
    "The fine line between kinky and perverted.",
    "A Rotisserie Chicken.",
    "Vultures circling a birthday party.",
    "An All White Jury.",
    "Frottage.",
    "Michael J. Fox trying to use a rotary phone.",
    "The Five Knuckle Truffle Punch.",
    "Flipper Babies.",
    "Ejaculating into an insulin pump.",
    "Horn Necrosis.",
    "Having hot pony sex with Bloomberg.",
    "Gypsies.",
    "Getting 20% cooler!",
    "Gently stroking the horn.",
    "Gabby Gums.",
    "Futaloo.",
    "Friendship.",
    "Foal abuse.",
    "Foodmanes.",
    "Fluttertree.",
    "Fluttershy's Shed.",
    "The Rainbow Factory.",
    "My OC.",
    "The Pegasus Master Race.",
    "Nightmare Moon.",
    "Molestia's sex dungeon.",
    "Twilight's secret clop stash.",
    "THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE.",
    "Twilight Sparkle.",
    "Manehatten.",
    "Two fillies shitting into a bucket.",
    "Mare Supremacy.",
    "Twist.",
    "Vinyl Scratch / DJ Pon-3.",
    "Whipping the Earth Pony slaves.",
    "Man Spike.",
    "Unicorn Privilege.",
    "Wolfieshy.",
    "Winter Wrap Up.",
    "Making Magic.",
    "Wincest.",
    "Zecora's meth lab.",
    "Lyra Heartstrings.",
    "Worst pony.",
    "Magic.",
    "Jappleack.",
    "Joe's Donut Hole.",
    "John Joseco.",
    "Hugging a pony non-sexually.",
    "Being trapped on the Moon for 1000 years.",
    "Banned From Equestria (Daily).",
    "Big Macintosh.",
    "Best Pony.",
    "Applejack.",
    "Applebucking.",
    "Another doughnut! With extra sprinkles!",
    "Baked Bads.",
    "Avasting Fluttershy's Ass.",
    "Actually cumming inside Rainbow Dash.",
    "An extremely horny Granny Smith.",
    "An epic pony war in the distant future.",
    "A sock fetish.",
    "A sexy saddle.",
    "A tactical sonic rainnuke.",
    "A Sonic Raingasm.",
    "Equestria.",
    "Discord.",
    "Fillidelphia.",
    "Facehoofing.",
    "Fluffy Pony.",
    "Filly fiddling.",
    "Fluttershy's secret stash.",
    "Fluttershy.",
    "Cupcakes.",
    "Da Magicks.",
    "Dark Magicks.",
    "Daring Do fanfiction.",
    "Diamond Dog roleplay.",
    "Derpy Hooves.",
    "Cider.",
    "Clopfics.",
    "Clopping.",
    "Crippled foals.",
    "BonBon.",
    "Books.",
    "Celestia's Hoof.",
    "Celestia's massive harem of foals.",
    "A decorative toaster cozy.",
    "A daisy sandwich.",
    "A cutie mark.",
    "A human fetish.",
    "A horny stallion.",
    "A hoof in the ass.",
    "A racially pure Cloudsdale.",
    "A mare in heat.",
    "A juice box fetish.",
    "Surprise.",
    "Stretching those glutes.",
    "Sweetie Belle.",
    "Pinkie Pie in full latex.",
    "Plot.",
    "Spike's understanding of biology.",
    "Pinkie Pie.",
    "Steven Magnets.",
    "Ponies wearing clothes.",
    "Speaking Fancy.",
    "Poison Joke.",
    "Ponies with fricken' laser beams attached to their heads!",
    "Shaking Dat Plot.",
    "Sloppy clop.",
    "Shipping.",
    "Pants.",
    "Orphaned foals.",
    "The Moon.",
    "Octavia.",
    "The Friendship Express.",
    "Pegasus wing deformities.",
    "The Grand Galloping Gala.",
    "The Great and Powerful Trixie Lulamoon.",
    "Pinkamena's hacksaw.",
    "The Cakes.",
    "The Chocolate Mousse Moose.",
    "Pinkamena Diane Pie.",
    "Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy.",
    "Sweetie Bot.",
    "That Lyra plushie.",
    "That squee noise.",
    "Ponies.",
    "Secretly being a changeling all along.",
    "Pony racism.",
    "Scootabuse.",
    "Pony-Griffon marriage.",
    "Scoot, Scoot-A-Loo.",
    "Rainbow Dash.",
    "Rarity.",
    "Ponychan.",
    "Rainbow Crash.",
    "Queen Chrysalis.",
    "Raging wingboners.",
    "Princess Celestia.",
    "Princess Molestia.",
    "Princess Luna.",
    "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza.",
    "A Strider sandwich.",
    "Stealing Tavros's wheelchair.",
    "The Sufferer/The Signless.",
    "Stridercest.",
    "Species-swap fanfics.",
    "Soul portraits.",
    "Staying up to three AM, cleaning the grey off every surface of your hotel room in a desperate bid to not get fined.",
    "Spidermom.",
    "Tavros Nitram.",
    "TAB.",
    "Telling Sollux what happens to male bees after sex.",
    "Tavros's wheelchair.",
    "The Summoner.",
    "Sugoi Yuri.",
    "sweet bro and hell jeff.",
    "The sweat-drenched, rippling muscles of several truly majestically endowed hoofbeasts.",
    "Skipping to Act 5.",
    "The slammer.",
    "A slaughtered sperm whale.",
    "Sleeping ten people to a room at conventions.",
    "Shitty swords.",
    "Shopping with Terezi.",
    "Sick fires.",
    "The significant purposes, biologically speaking, of troll nipples.",
    "Sollux Captor.",
    "Alternian fine art.",
    "Sollux's bifurcated bone bulge.",
    "Alternian rainbow-drinker romance novels.",
    "Sopor pies.",
    "Accidentally touching Gamze's enormous codpiece.",
    "SORD.",
    "An acrobatic fucking pirouette.",
    "Sloppy inter-species makeouts.",
    "\"Apple Juice.\"",
    "A smuppet in Dirk's pants.",
    "The 7th Gate.",
    "Smuppets.",
    "... . .-. . -. .. - -.-- (Serenity)",
    "Sobbing uncontrollably while reading fanfiction.",
    "Rails with pails.",
    "Vodka Mutini.",
    "Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer.",
    "UPS delivery woman Nepeta.",
    "UPD8!!!!!!!!",
    "Unreal air.",
    "Tumblr.",
    "Tumblr user Pizza.",
    "Tumblr user Egberts.",
    "When your favorite character dies.",
    "What pumpkin?",
    "Warhammer of Zillyhoo.",
    "A VrisKan waffle.",
    "Vriska's SEXY sex tips for having SEXY SEX!",
    "Vriska Serket.",
    "Vriska dying after being stabbed by Terezi.",
    "Vodka.",
    "That wonderful feeling when you take off your binder.",
    "The \"special attachments\" we ALL know that Equius gave to AradiaBot.",
    "That human vacation with the giant red chimney-ass-hole.",
    "That shitty apple.",
    "Terezi Pyrope.",
    "That dead crow with the sword through it.",
    "Tentabulges.",
    "Tentative thank-you stabs.",
    "Trolls misunderstanding what \"Bucket List\" means.",
    "Tumblr spoilers.",
    "Troll horns.",
    "Troll Will Smith.",
    "Triggers.",
    "Troll blood.",
    "Toilet displacement.",
    "Topping from the bottom.",
    "where MAKING THIS HAPEN",
    "Willingly filling buckets with Eridan.",
    "World building!",
    "The Wrinklefucker.",
    "Your 300 pound matronly freight-train.",
    "Your lusus giving you \"The Talk.\"",
    "Your Mary Sue fantroll.",
    "Your privilege.",
    "Your significant other coming home and finding you in full grey cosplay.",
    "Beating the shit out of Terezi.",
    "Jake English standing there like a fucking idiot.",
    "Falling into a pool of lava.",
    "Rufio.",
    "Rufioh Nitram.",
    "Sacred leggings.",
    "SBAHJ hentai doujinshi.",
    "Rose Lalonde.",
    "Rose telling John she's a lesbian and they will never be together.",
    "Rose's review of \"My Immortal.\"",
    "Roxy Lalonde.",
    "Shipping it.",
    "The Shipping Olympics.",
    "Shipping the fuck out of something.",
    "Ships ending in -cest.",
    "Schr&ouml;dinger's Nepeta.",
    "SCIENCE WAND!",
    "Seadweller dick fins.",
    "Shippers.",
    "Plush rump.",
    "Plush Rump Magazine.",
    "Porrim's condom stash.",
    "Porrim Maryam.",
    "Paradox slime.",
    "PantsKat.",
    "PipeFan413.",
    "Petstuck.",
    "Recuperacoon.",
    "A rapist cuttlefish.",
    "Rose and Kanaya snuggling.",
    "The ridiculous fact that some people communicate without luminous rear ends.",
    "Post-apocalyptic shroudwear.",
    "Porrim's motherly affections.",
    "The Psiionic.",
    "Problem Sleuth.",
    "Never being able to look at apple juice, milk, buckets, or knitting needles without feeling a little bit uncormfortable.",
    "Never dating a Serket.",
    "Nepeta's heat cycle.",
    "Nepeta's shipping chart.",
    "Neophyte Redglare.",
    "Nepeta Leijon.",
    "My Little Hoofbeast: Moirailigence Is Magic.",
    "Nektan Whelan.",
    "Overtaking entire conventions.",
    "A painting of a horse attacking a football player.",
    "Only cosplaying male characters when you get pregnant.",
    "The Orphaner Dualscar.",
    "Noping the fuck out of there.",
    "Not shipping it.",
    "Nic Cage saying \"boner.\"",
    "A Nicolas Cage body pillow.",
    "Mierfa Durgas' troll-horn nunchakus.",
    "Mierfa Durgas.",
    "The Midnight Crew.",
    "Meulin Leijon.",
    "The mere concept of the Olive Garden.",
    "Meenah Piexes.",
    "The Mayor.",
    "Maxing out your credit cards to buy Homestuck merchandise.",
    "Muscle beasts.",
    "Murdering angels.",
    "MS Paint Adventures.",
    "Mom.",
    "Mituna Captor.",
    "Mister Dude, Sir Brah, Dood Dude, Vitamin D, Dude Esquire.",
    "Mind honey.",
    "A mighty wwizard of wwhite science.",
    "Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL.",
    "Lil' Cal's dead eyes.",
    "Lil' Cal.",
    "Lil' Cal's raging boner.",
    "Lil' Hal.",
    "Lil' Seb.",
    "Little children who poop hard in their baby ass diapers.",
    "The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing or whatever it is called.",
    "Lord English.",
    "Lord English's peg leg.",
    "Lucky Charms.",
    "Maid Equius.",
    "Maple Hoof.",
    "March Eridan.",
    "The Marquise Spinneret Mindfang.",
    "Masturbating while thinking of your OTP.",
    "Kanaya's chainsaw.",
    "Kanaya's ashen promiscuity.",
    "Karkat actually topping, for once.",
    "Kankri Vantas.",
    "Karkat dying of a burst blood vessel mid-rant.",
    "Karkat and Jade's adorable little of mpreg puppies.",
    "Karkat Tantrum Bingo.",
    "Karkat going through puberty before every other troll and being, like, nine feet tall.",
    "Karkat's ragegasm.",
    "Karkat Vantas.",
    "Kurloz Makara.",
    "Kawaii Yaoi.",
    "Latula Pyrope.",
    "Lame bucket jokes.",
    "Leprechaun m-preg.",
    "Laying back and thinking of Alternia.",
    "The Insane Clown Posse.",
    "Jade Harley.",
    "Hussie constantly breaking copyright.",
    "Hussie jacking it to our tears of anguish.",
    "Jake English.",
    "Jake English's assless chaps.",
    "Jade's dog penis and knot.",
    "Jailbreak.",
    "Jane Crocker.",
    "John Egbert.",
    "Jake English's choice ass.",
    "Jake English's manhood.",
    "Kanaya destroying Cantown.",
    "Kanaya Maryam.",
    "John's Prankster's Gambit.",
    "Just KNOWING that Slick is going to stab Ms. Paint.",
    "Her Imperious Condescenscion.",
    "Hemostuck.",
    "The hemospectrum.",
    "Hellmurder Island.",
    "The Homestuck drinking game (do a shot every time someone dies!)",
    "Homesmut Voices.",
    "The Hilarocaust.",
    "Her Imperious Condescension's royal butt-plug collection.",
    "HONK HONK, MOTHER FUCKER.",
    "Homosuck.",
    "Homestuck.",
    "Homestuck stealing all the fans from Hetalia and then subsequently watching all its fans leave for OFF and Danganronpa.",
    "Hussie constantly breaking copyright and then telling his fans to not break his copyright.",
    "Hunk Rump Magazine.",
    "Horuss Zahhak.",
    "Horsearoni.",
    "The Handmaid.",
    "The guy who fingered an Ampora.",
    "Having STRONG surprise buttsex.",
    "Hateclown on the side.",
    "Grimbark Jade.",
    "The green sun.",
    "Gross misinterpretations of your favorite character.",
    "Groincobblers.",
    "The Grand Highblood.",
    "Going to the bark side.",
    "The Great Hiatus of 2013.",
    "Grandpa Harley/Grandma English.",
    "Geromy.",
    "gAmZeE'S pOtIoNs: 420 bOoNbUcKs.",
    "The glory that is BroJohn.",
    "Gl'bgolyb. AKA Feferi's fucking lusus.",
    "Flipping the fuck out.",
    "Game Bro Magazine.",
    "Gamzee Makara.",
    "Gamzee's clown horns.",
    "Filling all of your quadrants.",
    "Finding grey paint on your bathroom door three weeks after the last meetup.",
    "A five minute video of Cronus giving Kankri a blowjob.",
    "Flighty broads.",
    "Feferi Peixes.",
    "The Felt.",
    "Fiduspawn.",
    "Fifty fucking Nepetas.",
    "Eridan's upper half.",
    "The Exiles.",
    "Fat Vriska.",
    "Faygo.",
    "Eridan's lowwer half.",
    "Eridan's empty quadrants.",
    "Eridan's cape.",
    "Eridan stripping to make rent.",
    "Eridan crying after pailing Vriska for the first time.",
    "Eridan Ampora.",
    "Equius's used towel pile.",
    "Equius's towel.",
    "Equius's copy of \"Fifty Shades of Neigh.\"",
    "Equius's choice ass.",
    "Equius Zahhak.",
    "Elf tears.",
    "The E%ecutor/Expatri8 Darkleer.",
    "Drawing pornography for Caliborn.",
    "A dominant Kankri.",
    "The Dolorosa.",
    "Discovering Sollux is red-blue colorblind.",
    "Doc Scratch.",
    "Dirk's self-insert MLP fan character.",
    "The Disciple.",
    "The Dildo of Oglogoth.",
    "Dirk Strider.",
    "Destroying clocks.",
    "Developing a deep fear of the sound of clown horns after becoming a Homestuck.",
    "Dave's throbbing beef truncheon.",
    "A dead Ms. Paint.",
    "Dating exclusively within the fandom.",
    "Dave Strider.",
    "Damara Megido's existence.",
    "Dante Basco.",
    "Damara Megido wearing white at her wedding.",
    "Damara Megido.",
    "Cosplayers who don't seal their paint.",
    "Cosplayers who do photo shoots in bondage (God bless them).",
    "Creative uses for Aradia's whip.",
    "Crabdad.",
    "Dad Egbert/Dad Crocker.",
    "Cronus Ampora.",
    "Dad's fedora.",
    "Dad's pipe.",
    "Cod Palace.",
    "Cliched JohnKat fanfiction.",
    "Communism!",
    "Cod Tier Gamzee.",
    "The Condesce's selfies.",
    "The Condesce's crotch.",
    "Cosplay sex.",
    "Constantly breaking Hussie's copyright.",
    "Carlos Maraka.",
    "Casey.",
    "Centaur milk.",
    "Charging down halls, shouting profanities and being silly.",
    "Cherub m-preg.",
    "Cherub mating rituals.",
    "Chest of WHIMSY.",
    "A chip in your heart that forces you to love.",
    "Butler Island.",
    "C4NDY R3D BLOOD &gt;:]",
    "Caledscratch.",
    "Caliborn.",
    "Caliginous speed dating.",
    "Calliope.",
    "Can Town.",
    "Cards Against Alternia.",
    "Bro.",
    "Bro and Dave banging while Rose watches.",
    "Blackrom orgies.",
    "BL1ND JUST1C3.",
    "A bull penis cane.",
    "BUCKETS.",
    "Bro's death.",
    "Bro's rapping ventriloquism act.",
    "Being in a relationship with a non-Homestuck.",
    "Being fuck deep in meowcats.",
    "Becoming Tumblr famous.",
    "Bec Noir.",
    "Binge reading every fanfiction for a pairing and then hating yourself a little bit.",
    "BETTY FUCKING CROCKER.",
    "Being the other guy.",
    "Being locked in a Prospitian prison.",
    "Arguing over troll sexuality.",
    "ARquiusprite's muscles.",
    "Aranea Serket.",
    "Aranea's exposition stand.",
    "Baby Dave.",
    "Bard Quest.",
    "Arthour the lusus.",
    "AVATAR.",
    "The animes.",
    "Anonymous Soporifics Support.",
    "Andrew Hussie.",
    "Andrew Hussie's lips.",
    "Aradia Megido.",
    "Aradia's charred, rotting corpse.",
    "Apple Juice.",
    "Aradia Bot.",
    "That video of EatMyDiction1 twerking.",
    "The Sips Co. Dirt Factory.",
    "A canoe with enough room for Phil.",
    "The Black Seed.",
    "That time when Machinima played actual machinima videos.",
    "Bajan Canadian's fridge.",
    "DarkSydePhil playing Dark Souls.",
    "Hitler's Train!",
    "The league of being a big faggot.",
    "Inside Shrek's asshole.",
    "Solving a rubiks cube with your bare nipples.",
    "GaLm's sunglasses.",
    "An LP Smarty finished.",
    "A Big 'Ol Bowl of Fruit!",
    "Getting anally violated by a silverback gorilla.",
    "Tom drunk off his ass.",
    "Criken's Fun House.",
    "A Machinima contract.",
    "The Blue Yeti microphone.",
    "BEARS!",
    "A robot bird.",
    "Diction watching a burly outdoorsman skin a bear while eating honey and crying.",
    "The Great Youtube Unsubbing of 2012.",
    "Bolshevik the wolf.",
    "One of Chuggaconroy's awful puns.",
    "Chilledchaos' homosexual tendencies.",
    "A smart joke.",
    "Seananners' dolphin laugh.",
    "Chilled and Smarty's wedding.",
    "Jah be dwarfin' it up!",
    "Totalbiscuit and Angry Joe frolicking in a meadow.",
    "Seananners joyously dropping \"presents\" on the African minority in GTA.",
    "Smash Fighter.",
    "#TysLeftFoot",
    "Time to cancel Smash Fighter.",
    "The Tom Shark.",
    "Fish fingering your custard.",
    "The hideousness that is Raxacoricofallapatorious.",
    "An Ood getting a starring role in a hentai.",
    "Christopher Eccleston.",
    "Matt Smith.",
    "A kid in a gas mask asking if you are his mummy.",
    "Siltheen farts.",
    "The big banana in your pocket.",
    "Taking a Doctor Poo.",
    "David Tennant.",
    "Opening the door of the TARDIS and leaving a deuce in the time-space continuum.",
    "Low-budget special effects.",
    "River Song.",
    "Dalek porn.",
    "Eggs.",
    "Finding Autons oddly attractive.",
    "THE END OF TIME ITSELF!",
    "Glenn Beck convulsively puking as a brood of Daleks swarm in on him.",
    "The fuck machine dungeon of the Cybermen.",
    "Fifty years of fanfic.",
    "Just now realizing Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who",
    "The Doctor going back in time to solve a REAL problem: Twilight.",
    "Wanting to punch that teeny-bopper Whovian that's butthurt the new Doctor isn't in his twenties.",
    "The Silence",
    "A Doctor Who body pillow.",
    "A Rusty Cyberman",
    "Drunkenly drawing tally marks on your face.",
    "The Doctor having a chance encounter with a couple of 80s metalheads.",
    "A shitty Doctor Who knock-knock joke.",
    "The Master, baiting the Doctor into a trap",
    "Davros getting up on the wrong side of the bed.",
    "Wishing you could regenerate.",
    "A Vashta Nerada that just wants a hug.",
    "The poor costume decisions that were the 1970s.",
    "Kidnapping a barely-legal woman to time travel with.",
    "Tom Baker, in nothing but a scarf",
    "Walking in on Jack Harkness doing your mom. And your dad.",
    "The buzzing noise the Sonic Screwdriver makes",
    "Sharing a public restroom with a Weeping Angel",
    "A bigger, bluer TARDIS.",
    "K-9 humping your leg.",
    "The Master singing Bad Case of Loving You.",
    "Rose Tyler's teeth.",
    "A GUITARDIS",
    "A fez caked with semen.",
    "Robot Anne Robinson.",
    "Steven Moffatt taking a big old dump in your Cheerios.",
    "Fapping to Billie Piper portraying a callgirl.",
    "Your dyslexic friend that wants you to come watch a marathon of Doctor How.",
    "Captain Jack Harkness.",
    "The Celestial Toymaker's plaything.",
    "A global simulcast that forces Whovians to see the sunlight for the first time in ages.",
    "A Costco-sized bag of Jelly Babies.",
    "Being used as a plot device by Steven Moffat.",
    "A furry writing BAD WOLF everywhere.",
    "Quitting this panel after one round because you are afraid of getting typecast.",
    "The Mary Jane Adventures.",
    "Sixteen feet of scarf bondage.",
    "Getting so much plastic surgery you have to be framed and moisturized.",
    "Smoking 1,000 cigarettes, just so you can sound like a Dalek when you talk.",
    "Slipping her the ol' plastic Mickey.",
    "Fondling a Dalek's slippery bits.",
    "Air from my lungs.",
    "A Sonic Screwdriver stuck on the vibrate setting.",
    "Pouting in a rain storm and having to take a wicked piss.",
    "Companion Porn.",
    "An acid rain shower on Skaro.",
    "Plot holes so wide you could drive a truck through them.",
    "A blinged out TARDIS blasting dubstep when it is traveling.",
    "The poor decision that is having a staring contest with a weeping angel.",
    "Sorry, this answer is only available in the fanfic version of Cards against Con.",
    "Alexander Rybak.",
    "Eldar Gasimov's stone cold,, dead eyes.",
    "The Eurovision Song Contest.",
    "Verka Serduchka.",
    "Loreen Talhaoui.",
    "Cezar Ouatu, his opera falsetto voice, his lifting dress and his naked dancers.",
    "Epic Sax Guy.",
    "EUUUUUUPHOOOORIAAAA.",
    "Not being Jedward.",
    "Loreen's hammertime dance.",
    "Lena Meyer-Landrut.",
    "Helena Paparizou breathing a sigh of relief that she didn't win during the economic crisis.",
    "Ruslana's vast array of animals she may or may not have slain with her bare hands.",
    "Emmelie de Forest's big doe-eyed look.",
    "ZELJKO YOU CHEAAAAAT.",
    "Lordi's entire army of makeup artists.",
    "Malena Ernman's massive arms.",
    "The shock and anger you feel when your neighbour doesn't give you 12 points.",
    "Showing you the Maiden Tower 15 times.",
    "The ABBApocalypse.",
    "Skeeter The Lurker.",
    "Sick freaks who love foalcon.",
    "Short Skirts and Explosions.",
    "Sethisto.",
    "The Conversion Bureau.",
    "That jackass Silent Bob.",
    "That jackass Aegis Shield.",
    "Stallions with cunts.",
    "RBDash47's latest blog post.",
    "RainbowBob.",
    "Ponycunt.",
    "parasprite.",
    "Rule 63.",
    "Riffing.",
    "Regidar.",
    "Regidar, again, the little shit.",
    "Twilight Sparkle, the ultimate Mary Sue.",
    "Twilight Sparkle's massive, throbbing princesshood.",
    "Twilacorn Autism.",
    "Twilacorn.",
    "Xenophilia.",
    "Your bullshit OTP.",
    "Twilight's Library",
    "Wanderer D.",
    "The Mature Featured Box.",
    "The Noble Jury.",
    "The Featured Box.",
    "The Great NSFW Purge Of 2013.",
    "The Writer's Group.",
    "Those doucheslurping Adsense assholes.",
    "The Pony Fiction Vault, before it fucked off into the sunset.",
    "The Train Wreck Explorers.",
    "Fucking 502 errors.",
    "Foalcon.",
    "Goddamned crossover fics.",
    "Fucking Anthro.",
    "Horsedick.",
    "Goddamned unnecessary futa.",
    "Humanized.",
    "Humancunt.",
    "Dollhouse.",
    "darf's corpse, Faust rest his soul.",
    "Equestria Daily.",
    "Eakin.",
    "Fallout: Equestria.",
    "Fallout: Equestria: Project Horizons.",
    "Fillyfooler.",
    "FelixDawn.",
    "Mods.",
    "More 502 errors, christ.",
    "My Little Dashie, even though it's a piece of shit.",
    "NSFW blogposts filled with guro and incest.",
    "Nyx, the ultimate Mary Sue.",
    "Obselescence.",
    "On A Cross And An Arrow.",
    "para's sweaty nutsack.",
    "IJAB.",
    "Kaidan.",
    "knighty.",
    "knighty's dribbling dick.",
    "Lacinias.",
    "Littlepip.",
    "Mares with dicks.",
    "Meeester",
    "An End of Ponies update.",
    "Alicorn OCs.",
    "Assholes who hate foalcon.",
    "Another ball-greasing 502 error, for fuck's sake! Goddamnit!",
    "Columbine. Dear fucking Celestia, Columbine.",
    "Cola's ass.",
    "darf.",
    "Crotchtits.",
    "Blackjack.",
    "Big Macintosh's gaping, sloppy-wet boycunt.",
    "Chuckward, before he was banned.",
    "Your shitty OC.",
    "Getting killed by a motherfucking paralyzed Taillow.",
    "Getting horribly diarrhea'd on by an owl.",
    "Getting fucking ganked.",
    "Getting diddled again.",
    "Goofy masturbating in the fields.",
    "Goof Troop.",
    "Getting violently sick at MAGfest.",
    "Getting stuck on the ceiling for no explicable reason.",
    "Game Grumps VS.",
    "Game Grumps remixes.",
    "Game feel.",
    "FUCKING LEGO CARS!!?!",
    "Getting censored by a stampede of elephants.",
    "GeorgLopez.",
    "Garshstostoles.",
    "Game Grumps.",
    "The eyeless girl demographic.",
    "Egofaptor.",
    "Ending an episode on \"Heil Hitler!\"",
    "Fooling me three times.",
    "Fuckin' Larry.",
    "Fast-forwarding.",
    "Fighting Iblis for the hundredth time.",
    "Dixon.",
    "Donkey-ass Kong.",
    "Danny's crippling Skittles addiction.",
    "Dipping your balls in the sand.",
    "Eating the Holocaust.",
    "Eating your peas.",
    "Drakkhen's realistic fight sequences.",
    "Drawing the line in the fucking sand.",
    "Kirby.",
    "Killing zombies by typing on a keyboard-gun.",
    "Learning that your son is dead, but not caring because you didn't want him anyway.",
    "Kitty Cat Dance Party.",
    "Lightsaber Fightsaber.",
    "Lemon and Bill.",
    "Mediocrity, as a power.",
    "Jacques.",
    "It being no use.",
    "Jon winning. AS USUAL.",
    "JonTron.",
    "Jon/Arin slash fiction.",
    "Jon's soulful singing.",
    "Js'keep goin'.",
    "JonTron's musical theater voice.",
    "Having a cough that lasts forever.",
    "Helicopter tits.",
    "Hepatitis Sea.",
    "Hitting a Nightshade cartridge with Thor's Hammer only to break the hammer.",
    "Homoerotic subtext between two grown men playing video games.",
    "Ice hair.",
    "Incriminating footage of Jon.",
    "Insta-killing your partner with the Select button.",
    "Grade A meat.",
    "Grant Kirkhope.",
    "Grant Kirkhope's knackers.",
    "GREAT! GREAT! GREAT!",
    "Grep.",
    "Grumping it.",
    "G&uuml;f Troop.",
    "Half the deal for twice the price!",
    "A Scottish bloke that talks too fast.",
    "A replay from Barry.",
    "A little dingle-dang.",
    "A humanlike bat with tits.",
    "...Metal Gear?!",
    "Cumfaggots.",
    "Completely missing the tutorials and instructions.",
    "Danny Sexbang.",
    "Dan getting some action with one of Egoraptor's action figures.",
    "Chu Chu Rocket.",
    "Cheese pizza.",
    "Comparing someone to a trainwreck.",
    "Chulip.",
    "Buying chicken fingers for homeless people.",
    "Bumping butts.",
    "Catharsis.",
    "Carefully escorting Anna.",
    "Breaking a basketball net's back board.",
    "Borderline narcissism.",
    "Brian / Frank / Steve / Willard / Jonathan / Michael IV / Michael III / Michael Jordan / Scott.",
    "Breaking into song.",
    "Barry's censorship noises.",
    "Becoming a vegetarian, then becoming clinically depressed.",
    "Being forced to replay the same section of the game over and over.",
    "Birdemic.",
    "Arin's big floppy penis.",
    "Arin's dicksaber.",
    "Arin's voice acting.",
    "Barry Kramer.",
    "Anne Frank doing a striptease.",
    "Arin actually winning a Game Grumps VS.",
    "Arin Hanson / Egoraptor.",
    "A Sonic.",
    "A whale making a seal noise.",
    "Accidentally resetting a video game.",
    "The realization that friendship is more important.",
    "The rarest form of Arin having fun.",
    "Tonguing up.",
    "Three big feet of pleasure.",
    "WAAAAAAAVE LAAAAZEEEEEEER.",
    "Typing \"C D PLAYER\" and getting \"MODEL CAR.\"",
    "World Dick Barf Syndrome.",
    "Walking around in my banana shoes.",
    "Moundo.",
    "MomTron.",
    "Nazi von Killyou.",
    "Naughty Bear.",
    "Mike Tyson.",
    "Mega Man.",
    "Mister Mosquito.",
    "Mispronouncing Duran Duran.",
    "Not reading the game's instructions.",
    "Not knowing the controls to Nickelodeon GUTS.",
    "Obeying Protoman and burning down a forest.",
    "Nixon.",
    "Ninja Sex Party.",
    "NOT FUCKING THIS!",
    "NO JON NO.",
    "PONY.MOV.",
    "Poopy butt.",
    "Poppy Bros.",
    "Princess Elise's octopus face.",
    "Pause balls.",
    "Pelistorm.",
    "Playing a terrible game for more than a hundred episodes.",
    "Playing slaps to break a tie.",
    "RIDIN' ON CARS!!!",
    "Robots ordering cheese pizza.",
    "Rocket. To the moon.",
    "Rolling around at the speed of sound.",
    "Punching a hole in a gingerbread house.",
    "Queefing bombs out of your vagina.",
    "Racial slurs.",
    "Sneaking dirty British humour into an unassuming video game about a bear and a bird.",
    "Silver the Hedgehog.",
    "Signing and destroying a copy of Sonic '06.",
    "Seven asses.",
    "Sequelitis.",
    "Screaming out Whitney Houston's \"I Will Always Love You\" in primal agony.",
    "Rouge's gross bat face.",
    "RubberRoss.",
    "Staring at a menu while Ross stuffs his disgusting face with candy.",
    "Stairfax Temperatures.",
    "Spraying compressed air with a bittering agent in your face, and subsequently vomiting.",
    "Spice World.",
    "Sonic '06.",
    "Solid Snake.",
    "Snowboarding uphill",
    "Snow white shit.",
    "Sucking blood from a Japanese girl's tits.",
    "Suzy the Goose.",
    "STRGG.",
    "Struggling to fight Silver the Hedgehog.",
    "Sticky sap.",
    "Stretch Panic.",
    "Stasis-ing the drill.",
    "Steam Train.",
    "The Higgs Boson.",
    "The Knuckles wall glitch.",
    "The Chinless Wonder.",
    "The Goshdangodon.",
    "The Awesome Series.",
    "The band Egoraptor.",
    "TENOUTTATEN.",
    "That guy.",
    "Build an Aegis!",
    "Wildturtle's vast range of emotions.",
    "joseph gordon-Levitt wearing nothing but a kitten.",
    "Barta not being sarcastic.",
    "Golby's itchy testicles.",
    "Surgery to move the male g-spot to the naval.",
    "The Kirk vs Spock fight scene music.",
    "Golby not jungling.",
    "Feeling a fart pushing against your prostate.",
    "I'm Batman. WHERE ARE THEY?!?",
    "Band Camp.",
    "A Superman tattoo.",
    "smoochy moochy.",
    "Blanda Upp!.",
    "Gary Glitter.",
    "A nice guy.",
    "Hestkuk.",
    "bronze scrub.",
    "My 6.3 KDA ratio.",
    "Fucking tryhard.",
    "Get on my level.",
    "An undetermined but significant quantity of penis.",
    "Those moments when you're bored and pucker your anus to a good beat.",
    "The Shawk.",
    "Confounding jerry at every turn.",
    "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!",
    "Taking the second and third blue buff.",
    "Invisible stabwounds.",
    "Barta's glorious hair.",
    "BENCH ALL THE MOTHERS.",
    "The Merchant Navy.",
    "Extensive research by Trygve.",
    "Lulu's double E.",
    "A blurry picture.",
    "Manny's epic laugh.",
    "Clearly jealous.",
    "The Trygvipedia.",
    "Chak looking like Ross Kemp on a good day.",
    "Teabagging a siamese midget while benchpressing a cybernetically enhanced bear.",
    "From Primark.",
    "A very tight vest from Primark.",
    "Fisting a nun.",
    "Mother's debit card.",
    "Benchpressing.",
    "The Golbies: like the jitters but with a concern towards stabbings.",
    "That Kevin Golby.",
    "Kevin Golby.",
    "Golby.",
    "Drilling.",
    "Grandiosa.",
    "Norwegian Oil.",
    "The Chuckle Brothers at their mother's funeral.",
    "Handicapped people on Takeshi's Castle.",
    "A cardboard cutout of Jennifer Lawrence.",
    "An arsehole like a wellington top.",
    "A Wanksock.",
    "BORK.",
    "Emma Watson dressed as a crab dancing to K-Pop.",
    "Gotfried's voice.",
    "Robert Pattinson with Freddy Mercury's moustache and Gilbert.",
    "Frozen Heart Ashe.",
    "Yorick Ult on Anivia Egg.",
    "Chak making a sandwich.",
    "Jealous.",
    "50 Shades of Gay.",
    "Maple Bourbon Bacon Jam.",
    "Dryhumping.",
    "Gilbert Gotfried.",
    "PENTAFAIL!",
    "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.",
    "Phreak staring at you and never blinking.",
    "Tons of Damage.",
    "Questioning my sexuality.",
    "Deman making a racist pun.",
    "David.",
    "A healthy dose of Vitamin Cock and Vitamin Dick.",
    "Jamiroquai.",
    "When Aunt Erma visits.",
    "THE HAWK!",
    "Chak's bald spot.",
    "A corgi.",
    "a corgi dressed as a viking.",
    "A corgi wearing a sailor moon outfit.",
    "A corgi wearing a hat.",
    "CACAW!",
    "Meowing Ride of the Valkyries during intercourse.",
    "Because Froggen did it.",
    "XPEKE!",
    "MY HORSE IS AMAZING.",
    "LOOK AT MY HORSE.",
    "Black people's nostrils.",
    "BAWNJOURNO.",
    "Jaime Lannister, 'The Kingslayer'.",
    "Cersei Lannister, the Queen.",
    "Joffrey Baratheon, the Prince.",
    "Tyrion Lannister, 'The Imp'.",
    "Ned Stark, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North.",
    "Robb Stark, heir apparent of Winterfell.",
    "Jon Snow, the bastard.",
    "Catelyn Stark, Lady of Winterfell.",
    "Sansa Stark, betrothed to Prince Joffrey.",
    "Arya Stark.",
    "Bran Stark.",
    "The Wall.",
    "The Night's Watch.",
    "Danerys Targaryen, Khaleesi of the Dothraki.",
    "Theon Greyjoy, Ned Stark's youthful ward.",
    "Peter 'Littlefinger' Baelish.",
    "Lord Varys, the Spider.",
    "King Robert Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord Protector of the Realm.",
    "Khal Drogo, Dothraki horse lord.",
    "The Iron Throne.",
    "HODOR!!",
    "Ros, the red-headed whore.",
    "Winterfell.",
    "Kings's Landing.",
    "The North.",
    "Beyond the Wall.",
    "Westeros.",
    "The Seven Kingdoms.",
    "Direwolves.",
    "White Walkers.",
    "Dragons.",
    "'Winter is Coming'.",
    "The old gods and the new.",
    "Incest, hot twin on twin action.",
    "House Stark.",
    "House Lannister.",
    "House Targaryen.",
    "George R. R. Martin.",
    "Gratuitous nudity, the way only HBO&reg; can provide.",
    "Throwing a boy out of a window to cover up incest.",
    "Joining the Night's Watch.",
    "Selling your sister to Dothraki nomads.",
    "Making your husband love you through cunning use of reverse cowgirl.",
    "Running a whorehouse, which is better than owning ships.",
    "Conquering the continent with dragons.",
    "Being forced to marry an abusive king.",
    "Beheading a man for having no honor.",
    "Explaining complicated plot with lots of naked women around.",
    "Trusting Littlefinger.",
    "Learning the prince is a bastard and the product of incest.",
    "Slapping Joffrey. Repeatedly.",
    "Cutting off your enemies' heads and mounting them on spikes.",
    "Raising your husband's bastard son as your own.",
    "Asking a teenage girl if she's 'bled yet'.",
    "Making millions of fans cry by killing off beloved characters.",
    "Hodoring.",
    "Riding off to join your best friend's rebellion.",
    "Breastfeeding your creepy son until he's 9 years old.",
    "Having a giant wolf for a pet.",
    "Beheaded on the steps of the Sept of Baelor.",
    "Killed by a member of the Kingsguard.",
    "Seized the Iron Throne by any means necessary.",
    "Built a 700 foot high wall to keep out bad things.",
    "Born a bastard.",
    "Butchered by White Walkers and arranged in an artful pattern.",
    "Appointed as Hand of the King.",
    "Found enough wolf cubs for all the children.",
    "Fondled by your brother on your wedding day.",
    "Climbed the wrong wall at the wrong time.",
    "Started a pointless vendetta with another House.",
    "Increased ratings with the use of gratuitous nudity.",
    "Carried by Hodor.",
    "Pissed off of the Wall just because.",
    "Swore an oath to the old gods and the new.",
    "Brought home a new baby bastard for your wife to hate.",
    "Negotiated a wedding no one will like.",
    "Rode a dragon, like a boss.",
    "Changed things from the book, infuriating fans.",
    "Spent an entire reign chasing boars and fucking whores.",
    "Dragon boobs.",
    "Verisimilitude.",
    "Dissociated mechanics.",
    "Rape.",
    "Storygames.",
    "Random chargen",
    "RPG.net.",
    "Dice inserted somewhere painful.",
    "FATAL.",
    "Ron Edwards' brain damage.",
    "Boob plate armor.",
    "Gamer chicks.",
    "GNS theory.",
    "Drizzt.",
    "The entire Palladium Books&reg; Megaverse&trade;",
    "BadWrongFun.",
    "Misogynerds.",
    "Cultural Marxism.",
    "Pissing on Gary Gygax's grave.",
    "Steve Jackson's beard.",
    "Natural 20.",
    "Rapenards.",
    "The Crisis of Treachery&trade;.",
    "Game balance.",
    "Fishmalks.",
    "A kick to the dicebags.",
    "Bearded dwarven women.",
    "Owlbear's tears.",
    "Magic missile.",
    "THAC0.",
    "Bigby's Groping Hands.",
    "Drow blackface.",
    "Save or die.",
    "Swine.",
    "The Forge.",
    "Healing Surges.",
    "Gelatinous Cubes.",
    "Total Party Kill.",
    "Quoting Monty Python.",
    "Dumbed down shit for ADD WoW babies.",
    "Mike Mearls.",
    "Comeliness.",
    "Vampire: The Masquerade.",
    "Rifts&trade;.",
    "The random prostitute table.",
    "Dildo of Enlightenment +2",
    "Grognards Against Humanity.",
    "Cthulhu.",
    "The naked succubus in the Monster Manual.",
    "Role-playing and roll-playing.",
    "Fun Tyrant.",
    "4rries.",
    "Martial dailies.",
    "Black Tokyo.",
    "Killfuck Soulshitter.",
    "Cheetoism.",
    "Grimdark.",
    "Kobolds.",
    "Oozemaster.",
    "Rocks fall, everyone dies.",
    "Mark Rein&middot;Hagen.",
    "Maid RPG.",
    "Splugorth blind warrior women.",
    "Dying during chargen.",
    "Slaughtering innocent orc children.",
    "Lesbian stripper ninjas.",
    "Magical tea party.",
    "Grinding levels.",
    "Dice animism.",
    "Githyanki therapy.",
    "Amber Diceless Roleplaying.",
    "A ratcatcher with a small but vicious dog.",
    "Bribing the GM with sexual favors.",
    "Eurocentric fantasy.",
    "Sacred cows.",
    "Gygaxian naturalism.",
    "Special snowflakes.",
    "Neckbeards.",
    "Gazebos.",
    "Lorraine Williams.",
    "Nude larping.",
    "Portable holes.",
    "Steampunk bullshit.",
    "Dump stats.",
    "Ale and whores.",
    "Zero F**K's Given!",
    "Windows update",
    "Wilfrord Brimley's Mustache",
    "Wikileaks",
    "Why not Zoidberg?!",
    "White Shirt",
    "Warp core breach",
    "W.O.P.R.",
    "Vinyl Vanna",
    "Vegas 2.0",
    "Using 4Chan for parenting advice",
    "User Error",
    "Undercover NBC DateLine Reporter",
    "UDP Handshake",
    "Two Girls One Cup",
    "Truffle Shuffle",
    "Trigger word",
    "Tractor Beam",
    "Toxic BBQ",
    "I'm a text",
    "Tongue punch that fart box, boy",
    "TL;DR",
    "Threat modeling",
    "Throat Punching",
    "There's talks at DEF CON?",
    "The Spanish Inquisition",
    "The smell of glitter and lost dreams",
    "The plan was to crowd source a plan",
    "The fractured elements of her psyche reassembled themselves into an exact likeness of a snarling ferret and she self-destructed",
    "The asshole sitting to my right.",
    "The asshole sitting to my left",
    "That's What ~ She",
    "That's Racist!",
    "That place where I put that thing that time.",
    "That just happened and we let that happen.",
    "Tentacle Porn",
    "TARDIS",
    "Sweat, anger and shame",
    "Stolen laptops",
    "Sticky keyboard",
    "Steve Wozniak",
    "Steampunk",
    "SRDF (Self Righteous Dick Face)",
    "Squirrel",
    "Spyware",
    "Spotting a FED",
    "SPAM with Bacon",
    "Something something danger zone. I know. I'm not even trying anymore.",
    "Spacedicks",
    "Slow Clap",
    "Six gummy bears and some scotch",
    "Situational awareness",
    "Shut up and take my money",
    "Schr&ouml;dinger's cat",
    "Shenanigans",
    "Security theater",
    "Security Evangelist",
    "Security by obscurity",
    "Script kiddies",
    "Said no one ever!",
    "Sabu",
    "Running backwards through a corn field",
    "Rule 34",
    "Ruby on Rails",
    "Rolling Natural 20's",
    "ROFLCOPTER",
    "Riding a horse",
    "Ridiculously Photogenic Guy",
    "Ribbed for their pleasure",
    "Restore from backups",
    "Redbull without a cause",
    "Red Shirts",
    "ReCaptcha",
    "Real men of Genius",
    "Rainbow tables",
    "Rageface",
    "Rage quit",
    "Put Kevin back",
    "Put a bird on it",
    "Purchasing challenge coins on eBay",
    "Prism",
    "Priest in a thong doing the Gangnam Style",
    "Pressing the red button",
    "Prenda Law",
    "Prairie dogging during an interview",
    "Practicing Gringo Warrior at home with baby oil. Naked.",
    "P0rn",
    "PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!",
    "Pop, Pop, Ret",
    "Pool2Girl",
    "Please do the needful",
    "Pirate Party",
    "Pepper spray",
    "PedoBear",
    "Patrick Star",
    "Pastebin password files",
    "Passwords emailed in plain text",
    "Password: Guest",
    "0wning You",
    "Online backups",
    "One Salty Hash",
    "OMGBTFBBQ",
    "Obvious",
    "NSA",
    "Now I'm into something... Darker",
    "Not a single fuck was given",
    "North Korea's Twitter Account",
    "No Starch Press",
    "No Reason",
    "Nmap",
    "Ninjas, Pirates, Robots, and Zombies!",
    "Ninja badge",
    "Nigerian scammers",
    "Neck beard",
    "NAMBLA",
    "Na-ah-ah You didn't say the magic word!",
    "My sex robot Fisto Roboto",
    "My massive SSD",
    "My little Bronies",
    "My first Prostate Exam",
    "Mouth Hugs",
    "Mega",
    "Mega Upload",
    "Math is hard. Lets go shopping!",
    "Masturbating in a hot tub for a Ninja Badge",
    "Mansplaining",
    "Maniacally laughing while wearing a monocle",
    "Making a sandwich",
    "Maintaining the Ballmer Peak",
    "Lock picks",
    "Level 8 Portal",
    "Lemon Party",
    "Learning something at Con",
    "Lady boner",
    "L0pht",
    "Keyloggers",
    "Kevin Mitnick",
    "Kegels",
    "Just the Tip",
    "Just a sniff",
    "Julian Assange",
    "John McAfee",
    "It's just a bunch of ones and zeros",
    "It blended!",
    "Ingress",
    "Infected email attachments",
    "In the cloud",
    "Implied Situational Consent",
    "Ill-tempered sea bass",
    "If you know what I mean",
    "Identity theft",
    "ICANN",
    "I should buy a boat",
    "Humperdink award",
    "HuBot (Chatroom bot)",
    "Hookers & Blow",
    "Hashtag",
    "Handcuffs",
    "Grumpy Cat",
    "Gray beard, gray balls",
    "Grammar Nazi",
    "Got it done!",
    "Good Guy Greg",
    "Golf cart",
    "Glasshole",
    "Getting thrown the the pool by the Goons with all your tech",
    "Getting hammered in the ass so much you die of getting hammered in the ass",
    "Getting F'd in the A with a D",
    "Getting a sympathy boner",
    "Fyodor",
    "FX",
    "Forking someone's repo",
    "Forever Alone",
    "FOIA Request",
    "Floppy Disk",
    "Flipping a table",
    "Flesh light",
    "Flame wars",
    "Fist full of assholes",
    "Fish fingers and custard",
    "First World Problems",
    "Finished it last week!",
    "FemiNazi's",
    "Fear Uncertainty Doubt (FUD)",
    "Fapping while wearing a horse head mask",
    "Fapping on the family computer",
    "Fapped",
    "Facepalm",
    "EXIF data stalking",
    "End User License Agreement",
    "Electronic Frontier Foundation",
    "Edward Snowden",
    "Drunken Muppet",
    "Drones",
    "Double ROT13",
    "Double Facepalm",
    "Don't Blink",
    "Dr. Who",
    "Dongs",
    "Doing the '(you are) NOT the father' dance",
    "Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA)",
    "Die in a fire",
    "Dick and/or Balls",
    "derp.rar (yo.zip)",
    "Def Con Wireless",
    "Do not connect to this!",
    "Deep C Phishing",
    "Dark Tangent",
    "Dan Kaminsky Password Generator",
    "Dan Kaminsky",
    "Daaaaaanger Zone!",
    "Cyber war",
    "Cyber-douchery",
    "Cyber Punk",
    "Crying over spilt milk",
    "Crash Override",
    "Copyright trolls",
    "Coding while listening to whale songs",
    "Clicking shit",
    "Chuck Norris",
    "China",
    "Check a look at you later",
    "Cat memes",
    "Caressing a man's hairy chest",
    "Captain Crunch (John Draper)",
    "Butthurt",
    "Butt chugging mom's boxed wine",
    "But then I'd have to kill you",
    "Big Dongles",
    "Big Data",
    "Being the big spoon",
    "Being the little spoon",
    "Being sexually aroused by the sight of TSA's gloves",
    "Bath salts",
    "Bacon",
    "Babe caught me slippin'",
    "Awkward mouth hugs",
    "Awkward hugs",
    "Asymmetric encryption",
    "Arbitrary code execution",
    "APT1",
    "Anonymous",
    "And then it died",
    "And boom goes the dynamite",
    "An arrow to the knee",
    "Altair 8800",
    "All the Things!",
    "Alexis Park",
    "Ain't nobody got time for dat!",
    "Ada Initiative approved flesh-light with anti-rape condom included!",
    "ACTII pr0n",
    "A van down by the river",
    "A town with no ducks",
    "A series of explicit Post-It notes",
    "A series of tubes",
    "A Raspberry Pi",
    "A Payphone",
    "A Ninja-tel Phone",
    "A Hak5 Pineapple",
    "A Googly eyed blow job",
    "A giant cup of STFU",
    "A fake ID made from Kinko's",
    "A baby's arm holding an apple",
    "A 'Pair of Docs'",
    "64 Bit Keys",
    "503 Card Unavailable",
    "501 Card Error",
    "500 internal card error",
    "406 Not Allowed",
    "404 Not Found",
    "403 Forbidden",
    "401 Unauthorized",
    "3D printed P0rn",
    "302 Card Redirect",
    "10,000 Canadian Pennies",
    "1.21 Jigawatts",
    "(wub) (wub) (wub)",
    "'I Survived Ada Camp' Challenge Coin",
    "1337 Sp3ak",
    "A freshly-filled diaper",
    "Glue",
    "An unusually-attractive transvestite",
    "Hand-me-down adult diapers",
    "A stillborn fetus",
    "A disgraced pelican",
    "Three buckets of urine, free for 2 nights, with no late fee",
    "My testicles",
    "A black woman's vagina",
    "My asshole",
    "A whale's blowhole",
    "2 Girls 1 Cup",
    "The Big Bang Theory (TV)",
    "Teen pregnancy",
    "Ass hair",
    "Vaginal warts",
    "Ellen Degeneres",
    "Jews Against Humanity",
    "Indy wrestling",
    "Cunt",
    "Beating a crowd of delightful parents to death with a steel dildo",
    "Beating a crowd of delightful parents to death with a steel dildo while dressed as Ru Paul's brother, Ron.",
    "A roll in the hay",
    "\"Get 'em, Steve-Dave!\"",
    "God Hates You",
    "Manboobs.",
    "Daniel Benoit",
    "Vomiting in the shower",
    "An intellectually superior overlord",
    "Dwight Schrute",
    "Casey Anthony",
    "Clubbin seals",
    "Stunt cock",
    "Anal lice",
    "Lightsaber Dildos",
    "Making 77 cents on the dollar (unless you're Latina).",
    "Inspirational Dove chocolate wrappers.",
    "Masturbating to Ty Pennington.",
    "Pretending you'll wear that bridesmaid dress again.",
    "Mansplaining.",
    "Beyonce thinkpieces.",
    "Gabby Giffords' physical therapy.",
    "Female genital mutilation.",
    "When the tampon's too low and you feel it with every step.",
    "A joke too funny for women to understand.",
    "Meryl Streep selfies.",
    "Hillary bitch-slapping Bill with a frozen tuna.",
    "The Bechdel Test.",
    "Staph infections from dirty nail salons.",
    "Stalking wedding photos on Facebook, weeping softly.",
    "Emma Goldman burning the whole motherfucker down.",
    "Douches that smell like rain.",
    "Rosa Parks' back seat.",
    "Engagement photos on train tracks.",
    "Choking on the ashes of Gloria Steinem's bras.",
    "The cold, hard truth that no lesbian has ever scissored.",
    "Doing your kegels at work.",
    "Misandry.",
    "Abortion Barbie.",
    "Telling a street harasser \"You know what? I <i>will</i> blow you.\"",
    "Peggy Olson's cutthroat ambitions.",
    "A quickie with Rachel Maddow in the green room.",
    "Force-feeding Sheryl Sandberg the pages of Lean In, one by one.",
    "Emma Watson, Emma Stone, EMMA THOMPSON BITCHES.",
    "Dumpsters overflowing with whimisical save-the-date magnets.",
    "The torture chamber where Kathryn Bigelow keeps James Cameron.",
    "A detailed vajazzling of Van Goh's Starry Night.",
    "STOP MAKING ME PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT YOUR WEDDING PINTEREST DARLA.",
    "The Chub Rub.",
    "Chin hairs you pretend you don't have.",
    "A strongly worded letter to Netflix demanding the addition of \"The Good Wife\".",
    "Doubling up on sports bras.",
    "When a dog smells your crotch and you know exactly why.",
    "Malala's gunshot wounds.",
    "Lactating when a stranger's baby cries on the train.",
    "A new cookbook by Sylvia Plath.",
    "Crying in the fitting room during bikini season.",
    "Eating the entire bag.",
    "Scalding hot wax right there on your labia.",
    "The G-Spot, the Y-spot, the other spot you made up to confuse your partner.",
    "The Golden Girls' never-ending supply of frozen cheesecake.",
    "Underboob swet like rancid milk.",
    "Wondering whether your girl crush on Hermione constitutes pedophilia.",
    "Taking a giant dump on the 18th green at the Augusta National Golf Club.",
    "A brown smudge equally likely to be period blood or chocolate.",
    "A hand-crocheted Diva Cup case from Etsy.",
    "Your gigantic crush on Jenna Lyons.",
    "A one-way ticket to Steubenville.",
    "A bodice-ripping 4-way with Alexander Skarsgard, Ian Somerhalder, and David Boreanaz.",
    "Finger banging Michelle Rodriguez.",
    "Princess Aurora maniacally devouring the still-beating heart of Maleficent.",
    "A tear stained copy of Reviving Ophelia.",
    "A misogynist dystopia set in a not-too-distant WAIT A MINUTE.",
    "Dying your hair red like Angela Chase.",
    "Daenerys Targaryen's fire-breathing vajayjay.",
    "Resentfully clicking like on your boss's vacation photos.",
    "Calmly informing your date that you understand the infield fly rule better than he does.",
    "Tina Fey and Amy Poehler making out on a pile of Bitch magazines.",
    "Only shaving up to the knee.",
    "Meredith Grey's slut phase.",
    "Shameful childhood memories of envying the wheelchair girl who got all the attention.",
    "Sort of wishing the baby on the plane would die.",
    "Tenderly dominating Uncle Jesse from behind.",
    "Stumbling on David Wright performing as Judy Garland in the East Village.",
    "Urinating on yourself to prevent an assault.",
    "When a FOX News anchor causally references 'ebonics'.",
    "Getting DPed by the Property Brothers on a custom granite countertop.",
    "Being compared to a Cathy Cartoon on Metafilter.",
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    "(unsure).",
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    "FACT IT!",
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    "lol so randumb!!!!111 XD",
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    "A little bitch.",
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    "A surprisingly attractive anteater.",
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    "The tailstar tango.",
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    "Puns involving the word \"knot.\"",
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    "Paws.",
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    "The incredibly satisfying sound it makes when you pull it out.",
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    "A very steampunk rat.",
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    "Oviposition.",
    "Flares.",
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    "A tongue-beast.",
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    "Adorable dog people.",
    "HELLO FURRIEND, HOWL ARE YOU DOING.",
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    "Nun fuckery.",
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    "Nash's long, long hair.",
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    "Rapidly pounding themselves in the face with a hammer.",
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    "Slightly creepy comments about Tara's hair.",
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    "A legion of spiders.",
    "Hitler without the mustache.",
    "I AM A MAN!",
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    "Kickassia.",
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    "Literally drinking bottled fangirl tears.",
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    "Magical fairy sex.",
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    "Malachite's Hand.",
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    "Naked crazy.",
    "Nash breaking his ass.",
    "Nash dressed in drag.",
    "Nash in a gimp suit.",
    "Nash popping a blood vessel over Florida.",
    "Nash.",
    "Whatever the hell Barfiesta was supposed to be.",
    "Welshy.",
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    "Using Crystal Pepsi as a substitute for lube.",
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    "Timing.",
    "ALL THE COCAINE!!!",
    "A plushie cybermat.",
    "A Linkara cameo.",
    "90's Kid's comic collection.",
    "Zodan The Unbouncable.",
    "Yet another Thunderdome reference.",
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    "Linkara's magic gun.",
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    "Harvey Finevoice's fine voice.",
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    "The Entity.",
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    "Rob Liefeld.",
    "Marzkara fanfiction.",
    "Mechakara's phallic drill.",
    "Linkara's masculine arms.",
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    "That Aussie Guy.",
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    "Stickboy.",
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    "The Continuity Alarm.",
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    "That goddamned Colossus roar.",
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    "The Wunder Boner.",
    "This fecal matter you call \"Fluttershy\".",
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    "The RDA IRC channel.",
    "The Spocker.",
    "The TGWTG site redesign.",
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    "A legion of mechawolves.",
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    "An elevator party.",
    "Shouting \"FUS-RO-DAH!\" at a puppy.",
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    "Sage's \"RAPE!\" face.",
    "An obligatory cameo.",
    "Sean.",
    "Dodger of Zion.",
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    "Black Lantern Spoony.",
    "Snowflame's fuzzy slippers.",
    "The Trousers Cosmic.",
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    "Ven Gethenian.",
    "Smarty's special bag of AIDS.",
    "That Sci-Fi Guy.",
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    "Mary Sewage.",
    "Nash's folksy, velvety voice.",
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    "Nash, dressed as The Undertaker.",
    "Moarte.",
    "MikeJ.",
    "Mexican Spider-Man.",
    "Nella's cleavage Altoids.",
    "Nella.",
    "Nash, making train sounds in a bathtub.",
    "Nash, making \"vroom vroom\" noises.",
    "Paw's soul patch.",
    "Paw.",
    "Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven TARA Way.",
    "Obelisk Blue Linkara.",
    "Only being on the site because of the influence of famous acquaintences.",
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    "Pol Pot pies.",
    "Playing TGWTG Cards Against Humanity at stupid o'clock.",
    "Penis whiskers.",
    "Using a frontloader to steal deodorant.",
    "Chester A. Bum.",
    "Using donation money for weed.",
    "Ask That Guy With The Glasses.",
    "Vangelus",
    "Dominic the Bartender.",
    "Ven's voice, a gift from the fairies.",
    "Obscurus Lupa.",
    "Zeo Linkara.",
    "ChaosD1.",
    "Skitch.",
    "Y Ruler Of Time.",
    "Linkara.",
    "The legendary MAGFest orgy.",
    "The most important job, reviewing a crappy comic book.",
    "The next History of Power Rangers.",
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    "Twin clones of Hitler.",
    "Angry Joe.",
    "Marzgurl.",
    "The Adventures of Horsemeat and the Placenta #1.",
    "Phelous.",
    "That Dude In The Suede.",
    "PhelousD1.",
    "The Channel Awesome satellite.",
    "Iron Liz.",
    "The Amazing Bulk.",
    "Filmbrain.",
    "The Last Angry Geek.",
    "Zodd.",
    "The Hippo Lantern Corps.",
    "Malachite.",
    "The Nostalgia Ranger.",
    "PhilBuni.",
    "The Longbox of the Damned.",
    "The Executor.",
    "The thick, muscular arms of ChaosD1.",
    "Lord Vyce.",
    "The Rap Critic.",
    "Mechakara.",
    "The Wal-Mart.",
    "Corporate Commander.",
    "The Uncanny Valley.",
    "90's Kid.",
    "Todd trolling Chris Brown on Twitter.",
    "A demonic Teddy Ruxpin doll.",
    "Todd in the Shadows.",
    "JewWario.",
    "Turtle.",
    "Luke's inners.",
    "Tommy Wiseau.",
    "Luke.",
    "Comicron One.",
    "CR.",
    "Bruno Matei.",
    "Butchered Dutch.",
    "Blip.",
    "Brad, drinking a Turkey-flavored Jones Soda.",
    "Bennett the Sage.",
    "Big Butter Jesus.",
    "Dodging blowjobs.",
    "Dr. Tease & Dr. Block.",
    "Disturbing comments in the RDA chat.",
    "Dodger's ban chain.",
    "Derek the Bard.",
    "Derek the Bard's hat.",
    "Cynthia Rothrock",
    "DEATH FROM ABOOOOOVE!!!",
    "Another goddamn PhilBuni Vine.",
    "Another fucking Iron Liz pun.",
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    "An impassioned plea for understanding.",
    "An existential crisis over internet reviews.",
    "An evangelizing minion.",
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    "Becoming possessed and insulting your colleague.",
    "Because...hippos.",
    "Ashens.",
    "Ashens taking a blowtorch to a crappy toy.",
    "Arlo the Orc.",
    "Arlo P. Arlo.",
    "Aplos, or Steve, the Wizard.",
    "Kung Tai Ted.",
    "Kyle playing GTA while drunk.",
    "Kyle's \"unicorns.\"",
    "Laura, the Fender Stratocaster Goddess.",
    "Il Neige in a freakishly accurate Film Brain costume.",
    "Jaeris, the Gunslinger.",
    "Joe Quesada.",
    "Kali.",
    "Linkara's massive ego.",
    "Little Pluckies Ninja Protects.",
    "Luke Mochrie's trust fund.",
    "Maven of ze Eventide.",
    "Linkara lying naked on his futon, playing with a Cybermat.",
    "Linkara, dressed as the Green Ranger.",
    "Linkara, dropping an F-Bomb.",
    "Linkara, sexily eating a salad.",
    "Evilina's monstrous visage.",
    "Evilina.",
    "Film Brain's hair.",
    "Film Brain, dressed tastefully in fashionable clothing.",
    "Dump cards.",
    "Dragging Oancitizen back home from a wild night of partying.",
    "Eating the flesh of your foes while howling at the moon.",
    "E Rod's smooth, smooth dance skills.",
    "Harmony Korine.",
    "Haganistan.",
    "Holly.",
    "HIPPOS!",
    "Forcing an NPC to haul your crap.",
    "Film Renegado creaming himself over Pacific Rim.",
    "Gargoyle Cat.",
    "Fuckstick the Magic Dragon.",
    "A half naked, fencing JewWario.",
    "A hand-basket of lobsters.",
    "A FUCKING PONCHO!",
    "A giant go-fuck-yourself spider.",
    "A DMCA takedown notice.",
    "A fan artist.",
    "A Cybermat in a bow tie.",
    "A delicious fried chicken holocaust.",
    "A Brad Jones impersonation.",
    "A crossover.",
    "80's Dan.",
    "A Blip ad for the most embarrassing reality show ever.",
    "*liveshot*.",
    "8-Bit Mickey on an unstoppable merry-go-round.",
    "_.",
    "An electronic cigarette that resembles a Sonic Screwdriver.",
    "Ambiguously nude Linkara.",
    "A very serious hat.",
    "A tauntaun puppy.",
    "A strip-tease from the Nostalgia Critic.",
    "A squadron of line-dancing hippos.",
    "A squadron of attack Corgis.",
    "A speeding NERF dart to the junk.",
    "A smoking, muscled ice cream cone shooting guns and eye lasers.",
    "A Serbian Film.",
    "A REALLY big hoopla about nothing.",
    "A poorly made knockoff action figure.",
    "A plushie TARDIS.",
    "A pink tutu.",
    "A pile of skulls.",
    "A Mr. T Trading Card.",
    "Diamanda's copy of Cockhammer.",
    "Diamanda Hagan's sexbot.",
    "Dogs wearing pantyhose.",
    "Disney's Anne Frank.",
    "A douchequake.",
    "Dolphin rape.",
    "Dr. Wiki.",
    "Dr. Insano.",
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