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<title>Bad/good jokes -- scwebd.github.io</title>
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<h1>Dad jokes, anybody?!!</h1>
<p>I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.</p>
<p>How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.</p>
<p>Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.</p>
<p>A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!</p>
<p>What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.</p>
<p>What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1</p>
<p>Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.</p>
<p>I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!</p>
<p>A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?</p>
<p>Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!</p>
<p>Can February March? No, but April May!</p>
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