group-spaceballs.py

def tweet():
    a_movie_quote = ""
    a_movie_quote += "Lord Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?\n"
    a_movie_quote += "Maj. Asshole: I did, sir! He's my cousin.\n"
    a_movie_quote += "Lord Dark Helmet: Who is he?\n"
    a_movie_quote += "Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.\n"
    a_movie_quote += "Lord Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?\n"
    a_movie_quote += "Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.\n"
    a_movie_quote += "Lord Dark Helmet: And his cousin?\n"
    a_movie_quote += "Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's made first class Phillip Asshole.\n"
    a_movie_quote += "Lord Dark Helmet: How many Asshole's we got on this ship, anyhow? [All Asshole's stand up and shout 'YO!']\n"
    a_movie_quote += "Lord Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Asshole's. [Dark Helmet pulls down mask.] Keep firing, Asshole's!\n"
    return a_movie_quote