diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_type/goblin.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_type/goblin.dm
index 2835d6721aca..a941a712daf5 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_type/goblin.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_type/goblin.dm
@@ -42,6 +42,33 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/human/species/goblin
     race = /datum/species/goblin
 
+/datum/species/goblin/get_scream_sound(mob/living/carbon/human/human)
+	if(human.gender == MALE)
+		if(prob(1))
+			return 'sound/voice/human/wilhelm_scream.ogg'
+		return pick(
+			'sound/voice/human/malescream_1.ogg',
+			'sound/voice/human/malescream_2.ogg',
+			'sound/voice/human/malescream_3.ogg',
+			'sound/voice/human/malescream_4.ogg',
+			'sound/voice/human/malescream_5.ogg',
+			'sound/voice/human/malescream_6.ogg',
+		)
+
+	return pick(
+		'sound/voice/human/femalescream_1.ogg',
+		'sound/voice/human/femalescream_2.ogg',
+		'sound/voice/human/femalescream_3.ogg',
+		'sound/voice/human/femalescream_4.ogg',
+		'sound/voice/human/femalescream_5.ogg',
+	)
+
+/datum/species/goblin/get_laugh_sound(mob/living/carbon/human/human)
+	if(human.gender == MALE)
+		return pick('sound/voice/human/manlaugh1.ogg', 'sound/voice/human/manlaugh2.ogg')
+	else
+		return 'sound/voice/human/womanlaugh.ogg'
+
 /datum/language_holder/goblin
 	understood_languages = list(/datum/language/common = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM),
 								/datum/language/goblin = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM))