diff --git a/.all-contributorsrc b/.all-contributorsrc
index 5b362f0e..34163b9d 100644
--- a/.all-contributorsrc
+++ b/.all-contributorsrc
@@ -29,6 +29,15 @@
         "ideas",
         "doc"
       ]
+    },
+    {
+      "login": "theswerd",
+      "name": "Benjamin Swerdlow",
+      "avatar_url": "https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/38309438?v=4",
+      "profile": "https://github.com/theswerd",
+      "contributions": [
+        "ideas"
+      ]
     }
   ],
   "contributorsPerLine": 7,
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 4016f6ce..0344c3e2 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 <p align="center">
 	<!-- prettier-ignore-start -->
 	<!-- ALL-CONTRIBUTORS-BADGE:START - Do not remove or modify this section -->
-	<a href="#contributors" target="_blank"><img alt="👪 All Contributors: 2" src="https://img.shields.io/badge/%F0%9F%91%AA_all_contributors-2-21bb42.svg" /></a>
+	<a href="#contributors" target="_blank"><img alt="👪 All Contributors: 3" src="https://img.shields.io/badge/%F0%9F%91%AA_all_contributors-3-21bb42.svg" /></a>
 <!-- ALL-CONTRIBUTORS-BADGE:END -->
 	<!-- prettier-ignore-end -->
 	<a href="https://github.com/JoshuaKGoldberg/emoji-platform-data/blob/main/.github/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md" target="_blank"><img alt="🤝 Code of Conduct: Kept" src="https://img.shields.io/badge/%F0%9F%A4%9D_code_of_conduct-kept-21bb42" /></a>
@@ -102,6 +102,7 @@ For example, if you wanted to [determine the keywords associated with any emoji]
 <table>
   <tbody>
     <tr>
+      <td align="center" valign="top" width="14.28%"><a href="https://github.com/theswerd"><img src="https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/38309438?v=4?s=100" width="100px;" alt="Benjamin Swerdlow"/><br /><sub><b>Benjamin Swerdlow</b></sub></a><br /><a href="#ideas-theswerd" title="Ideas, Planning, & Feedback">🤔</a></td>
       <td align="center" valign="top" width="14.28%"><a href="https://github.com/vladimyr"><img src="https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/1170440?v=4?s=100" width="100px;" alt="Dario Vladović"/><br /><sub><b>Dario Vladović</b></sub></a><br /><a href="#ideas-vladimyr" title="Ideas, Planning, & Feedback">🤔</a> <a href="https://github.com/JoshuaKGoldberg/emoji-platform-data/commits?author=vladimyr" title="Documentation">📖</a></td>
       <td align="center" valign="top" width="14.28%"><a href="http://www.joshuakgoldberg.com/"><img src="https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/3335181?v=4?s=100" width="100px;" alt="Josh Goldberg ✨"/><br /><sub><b>Josh Goldberg ✨</b></sub></a><br /><a href="https://github.com/JoshuaKGoldberg/emoji-platform-data/commits?author=JoshuaKGoldberg" title="Code">💻</a> <a href="#content-JoshuaKGoldberg" title="Content">🖋</a> <a href="https://github.com/JoshuaKGoldberg/emoji-platform-data/commits?author=JoshuaKGoldberg" title="Documentation">📖</a> <a href="#ideas-JoshuaKGoldberg" title="Ideas, Planning, & Feedback">🤔</a> <a href="#infra-JoshuaKGoldberg" title="Infrastructure (Hosting, Build-Tools, etc)">🚇</a> <a href="#maintenance-JoshuaKGoldberg" title="Maintenance">🚧</a> <a href="#projectManagement-JoshuaKGoldberg" title="Project Management">📆</a> <a href="#tool-JoshuaKGoldberg" title="Tools">🔧</a></td>
     </tr>