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The Elucidation of Foul Multiples.
Romeo, the hopeless romantic.
Mercutio, the grave man.
Prince Henry, the noble.
Ophelia, the drowned.
Act I: The Revelation Of Wretched Multiples.
Scene I: Romeo The Sweet Talker.
[Enter Prince Henry and Romeo]
Romeo:
You are as rich as the sum of a handsome happy honest horse and a lovely fellow.
Thou art the square of thyself.
[Exit Prince Henry]
[Enter Ophelia]
Romeo:
You are the sum of a beautiful blossoming daughter and the moon.
[Exit Ophelia]
[Enter Mercutio]
Romeo:
You plum.
Scene II: A Pox Upon Both Houses.
Mercutio:
Is the remainder of the quotient between myself and the difference between Ophelia and a
warm wind as good as nothing?
Romeo:
If so, let us proceed to scene V.
Scene III: What's In A Name.
Mercutio:
Is the remainder of the quotient between myself and Ophelia as good as nothing?
Romeo:
If so, let us proceed to scene VI.
Scene IV: You Shall Find Me A Grave Man.
Romeo:
Open your heart!
Mercutio:
Let us proceed to scene VII.
Scene V: I Do Not Bite My Thumb At You.
Mercutio:
Thou art the sum of a warm lamp and Ophelia.
You are the product of thyself and the product of Ophelia and a brave squirrel.
Speak your mind!
You are the sum of yourself and the sum of a rich father and a mother. Speak your mind!
Thou art the sum of the sum of the square of a cute cunning squirrel and a plum and thyself.
Speak your mind! Speak your mind!
Is the remainder of the quotient between myself and Ophelia as good as nothing?
Romeo:
If not, let us proceed to scene VII.
Scene VI: Wherefore Art Thou Romeo.
Mercutio:
Thou art the sum of a fair fine angel and a gentle lovely flower.
You are the sum of a fair daughter and the square of thyself! Speak your mind!
You are as charming as the sum of yourself and the square of a beautiful lovely lamp.
Thou art the sum of thyself and the sum of a rich purse and a plum. Speak your mind!
Thou art the sum of thyself and Ophelia. Speak your mind! Speak your mind!
Scene VII: Good Night, Good Night, Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow.
Romeo:
You are as noble as the sum of yourself and a Lord.
Mercutio:
You are the product of Ophelia and a warm wind. Speak your mind!
Mercutio:
Am I better than Prince Henry?
Romeo:
If not, let us return to Scene II.
[Exeunt]