From bf7078aebcef21e339f3890bb2cf6ca2c93cb225 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: anoobindisguise <56016372+anoobindisguise@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Wed, 3 May 2023 12:31:14 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 1/6] DaiZoom snippet --- data/json/snippets/newspapers.json | 6 ++++++ 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+) diff --git a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json index 380bb81a89f16..750a1e57e38f3 100644 --- a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json +++ b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json @@ -128,6 +128,12 @@ "text": { "str": "THE 'UNCANNY' SUCCESS STORY. Everyone's talking about the meteoric rise of tech startup \"Uncanny\" over the last few months. From zero to household name, the company leapt to the public eye with its, well, uncanny line of talking toys. Before we even knew what to expect, they were Wall Street's new darling, with the fastest rise in manufacturing capacity of any company in the last thirty years. We spoke to James Hawthorne, America's newest billionaire and the man behind the name on everyone's lips. Interview on page 3." } + }, + { + "id": "years_old_news_12", + "text": { + "str": "SOYPELUSA LAWSUITS FIND NEW AMMO: Following the infamous disaster of the DaiZoom product launch and the numerous lawsuits that followed its failure, new research from Harvard's Cognitive Neuropsychology labs has brought new evidence in the ongoing litigation against the company. We spoke with lead researcher Doctor Soren Eldridge who had this to say: \"The DaiZoom bar, beyond its notoriously bad taste, appears in our testing to actually act as a dopamine blocker in consumers. Chemical analysis indicates that even short term consumption of these bars causes profound antagonism of the D2 and D3 pathways and invokes symptoms similar to those of a major depressive disorder. Compounds found in these bars appears similar to those of antiemetic agents such as olanzapine and may cause signficant long term health problems similar to other dopamine antagonists.\" We asked if Doctor Eldridge suspected that these chemicals were intended to suppress the \"gag reflex\" from the bars' disgusting taste, although he declined to comment on the matter. The full interview can be found on page 7." + } } ] }, From 8614e012cba6acb397c7d4af0530e6e1a2a18378 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: anoobindisguise <56016372+anoobindisguise@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Wed, 3 May 2023 12:34:36 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 2/6] change a few words to be better --- data/json/snippets/newspapers.json | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json index 750a1e57e38f3..cc9ace1feec2d 100644 --- a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json +++ b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json @@ -132,7 +132,7 @@ { "id": "years_old_news_12", "text": { - "str": "SOYPELUSA LAWSUITS FIND NEW AMMO: Following the infamous disaster of the DaiZoom product launch and the numerous lawsuits that followed its failure, new research from Harvard's Cognitive Neuropsychology labs has brought new evidence in the ongoing litigation against the company. We spoke with lead researcher Doctor Soren Eldridge who had this to say: \"The DaiZoom bar, beyond its notoriously bad taste, appears in our testing to actually act as a dopamine blocker in consumers. Chemical analysis indicates that even short term consumption of these bars causes profound antagonism of the D2 and D3 pathways and invokes symptoms similar to those of a major depressive disorder. Compounds found in these bars appears similar to those of antiemetic agents such as olanzapine and may cause signficant long term health problems similar to other dopamine antagonists.\" We asked if Doctor Eldridge suspected that these chemicals were intended to suppress the \"gag reflex\" from the bars' disgusting taste, although he declined to comment on the matter. The full interview can be found on page 7." + "str": "SOYPELUSA LAWSUITS FIND NEW AMMO: Following the infamous disaster of the DaiZoom product launch and the numerous lawsuits that sprung from its failure, research from Harvard's Cognitive Neuropsychology labs has brought new evidence in the ongoing litigation against the company. We spoke with lead researcher Doctor Soren Eldridge who had this to say: \"The DaiZoom bar, beyond its notoriously bad taste, appears in our testing to actually act as a dopamine blocker in consumers. Chemical analysis indicates that even short term consumption of these bars causes profound antagonism of the D2 and D3 pathways and invokes symptoms similar to those of a major depressive disorder. Compounds found in these bars appears similar to those of antiemetic agents such as olanzapine and may cause signficant long term health problems similar to other dopamine antagonists.\" We asked if Doctor Eldridge suspected that these chemicals were intended to suppress the \"gag reflex\" from the bars' disgusting taste, although he declined to comment on the matter. The full interview can be found on page 7." } } ] From 57703e55da0747a5151885187f4e63c9272dec65 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: anoobindisguise <56016372+anoobindisguise@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Wed, 3 May 2023 12:36:03 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 3/6] more rewording --- data/json/snippets/newspapers.json | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json index cc9ace1feec2d..c946540f52615 100644 --- a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json +++ b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json @@ -132,7 +132,7 @@ { "id": "years_old_news_12", "text": { - "str": "SOYPELUSA LAWSUITS FIND NEW AMMO: Following the infamous disaster of the DaiZoom product launch and the numerous lawsuits that sprung from its failure, research from Harvard's Cognitive Neuropsychology labs has brought new evidence in the ongoing litigation against the company. We spoke with lead researcher Doctor Soren Eldridge who had this to say: \"The DaiZoom bar, beyond its notoriously bad taste, appears in our testing to actually act as a dopamine blocker in consumers. Chemical analysis indicates that even short term consumption of these bars causes profound antagonism of the D2 and D3 pathways and invokes symptoms similar to those of a major depressive disorder. Compounds found in these bars appears similar to those of antiemetic agents such as olanzapine and may cause signficant long term health problems similar to other dopamine antagonists.\" We asked if Doctor Eldridge suspected that these chemicals were intended to suppress the \"gag reflex\" from the bars' disgusting taste, although he declined to comment on the matter. The full interview can be found on page 7." + "str": "SOYPELUSA LAWSUITS FIND NEW AMMO: Following the infamous disaster of the DaiZoom product launch and the numerous lawsuits that sprung from its failure, research from Harvard's Cognitive Neuropsychology labs has brought new evidence in the ongoing litigation against the company. We spoke with lead researcher Doctor Soren Eldridge who had this to say: \"The DaiZoom bar, beyond its notoriously bad taste, appears in our testing to actually act as a dopamine blocker in consumers. Chemical analysis indicates that even short term consumption of these bars causes profound antagonism of the D2 and D3 pathways and invokes symptoms similar to those of a major depressive disorder. Compounds found in these bars bear resemblance to those of antiemetic agents such as olanzapine and may cause signficant long term health problems similar to other dopamine antagonists.\" We asked if Doctor Eldridge suspected that these chemicals were intended to suppress the \"gag reflex\" from the bars' disgusting taste, although he declined to comment on the matter. The full interview can be found on page 7." } } ] From c939fd0cd583ece15833dea9ccc497e2eca1c383 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: anoobindisguise <56016372+anoobindisguise@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Wed, 3 May 2023 12:38:29 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 4/6] remove 'those of' --- data/json/snippets/newspapers.json | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json index c946540f52615..fc3f756ab6f23 100644 --- a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json +++ b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json @@ -132,7 +132,7 @@ { "id": "years_old_news_12", "text": { - "str": "SOYPELUSA LAWSUITS FIND NEW AMMO: Following the infamous disaster of the DaiZoom product launch and the numerous lawsuits that sprung from its failure, research from Harvard's Cognitive Neuropsychology labs has brought new evidence in the ongoing litigation against the company. We spoke with lead researcher Doctor Soren Eldridge who had this to say: \"The DaiZoom bar, beyond its notoriously bad taste, appears in our testing to actually act as a dopamine blocker in consumers. Chemical analysis indicates that even short term consumption of these bars causes profound antagonism of the D2 and D3 pathways and invokes symptoms similar to those of a major depressive disorder. Compounds found in these bars bear resemblance to those of antiemetic agents such as olanzapine and may cause signficant long term health problems similar to other dopamine antagonists.\" We asked if Doctor Eldridge suspected that these chemicals were intended to suppress the \"gag reflex\" from the bars' disgusting taste, although he declined to comment on the matter. The full interview can be found on page 7." + "str": "SOYPELUSA LAWSUITS FIND NEW AMMO: Following the infamous disaster of the DaiZoom product launch and the numerous lawsuits that sprung from its failure, research from Harvard's Cognitive Neuropsychology labs has brought new evidence in the ongoing litigation against the company. We spoke with lead researcher Doctor Soren Eldridge who had this to say: \"The DaiZoom bar, beyond its notoriously bad taste, appears in our testing to actually act as a dopamine blocker in consumers. Chemical analysis indicates that even short term consumption of these bars causes profound antagonism of the D2 and D3 pathways and invokes symptoms similar to those of a major depressive disorder. Compounds found in these bars bear resemblance to antiemetic agents such as olanzapine and may cause signficant long term health problems similar to other dopamine antagonists.\" We asked if Doctor Eldridge suspected that these chemicals were intended to suppress the \"gag reflex\" from the bars' disgusting taste, although he declined to comment on the matter. The full interview can be found on page 7." } } ] From 4e5c990654c37cb52325b736e94c8ba47f81224b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: anoobindisguise <56016372+anoobindisguise@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Fri, 5 May 2023 13:03:02 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 5/6] make the description more vague --- data/json/snippets/newspapers.json | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json index fc3f756ab6f23..436a5a27991f4 100644 --- a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json +++ b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json @@ -132,7 +132,7 @@ { "id": "years_old_news_12", "text": { - "str": "SOYPELUSA LAWSUITS FIND NEW AMMO: Following the infamous disaster of the DaiZoom product launch and the numerous lawsuits that sprung from its failure, research from Harvard's Cognitive Neuropsychology labs has brought new evidence in the ongoing litigation against the company. We spoke with lead researcher Doctor Soren Eldridge who had this to say: \"The DaiZoom bar, beyond its notoriously bad taste, appears in our testing to actually act as a dopamine blocker in consumers. Chemical analysis indicates that even short term consumption of these bars causes profound antagonism of the D2 and D3 pathways and invokes symptoms similar to those of a major depressive disorder. Compounds found in these bars bear resemblance to antiemetic agents such as olanzapine and may cause signficant long term health problems similar to other dopamine antagonists.\" We asked if Doctor Eldridge suspected that these chemicals were intended to suppress the \"gag reflex\" from the bars' disgusting taste, although he declined to comment on the matter. The full interview can be found on page 7." + "str": "SOYPELUSA SUITS FIND NEW AMMO: Following the infamous disaster of the DaiZoom product launch and the numerous lawsuits that sprung from its failure, research from Harvard's Cognitive Neuropsychology labs has brought new evidence in the ongoing litigation against the company. We spoke with lead researcher Doctor Soren Eldridge who had this to say: \"The DaiZoom bar, beyond its notoriously bad taste, appears to cause in its consumers symptoms similar to those of a major depressive disorder. There is an actual tangible impact on mood that lasts well beyond the initial consumption of even just a few bars in a short span of time - we suspect DaiZoom may actually be chemically inhitibiting dopamine receptors.\" Doctor Eldridge stated that further research would be needed to determine the full extent of the issue and whether consumption of DaiZoom had long-term health effects similar to existing dopamine blocking drugs. The full interview can be found on page 7." } } ] From a93e1a9cedf043580807ee69b7372bb6b31fca5e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: anoobindisguise <56016372+anoobindisguise@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Fri, 5 May 2023 14:27:22 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 6/6] do Erk's thing Co-authored-by: I-am-Erk <45136638+I-am-Erk@users.noreply.github.com> --- data/json/snippets/newspapers.json | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json index 436a5a27991f4..bc6b49a4800a5 100644 --- a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json +++ b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json @@ -132,7 +132,7 @@ { "id": "years_old_news_12", "text": { - "str": "SOYPELUSA SUITS FIND NEW AMMO: Following the infamous disaster of the DaiZoom product launch and the numerous lawsuits that sprung from its failure, research from Harvard's Cognitive Neuropsychology labs has brought new evidence in the ongoing litigation against the company. We spoke with lead researcher Doctor Soren Eldridge who had this to say: \"The DaiZoom bar, beyond its notoriously bad taste, appears to cause in its consumers symptoms similar to those of a major depressive disorder. There is an actual tangible impact on mood that lasts well beyond the initial consumption of even just a few bars in a short span of time - we suspect DaiZoom may actually be chemically inhitibiting dopamine receptors.\" Doctor Eldridge stated that further research would be needed to determine the full extent of the issue and whether consumption of DaiZoom had long-term health effects similar to existing dopamine blocking drugs. The full interview can be found on page 7." + "str": "SOYPELUSA SUITS FIND NEW AMMO: Following the infamous disaster of the DaiZoom product launch and the numerous lawsuits that sprung from its failure, research from Harvard's Cognitive Neuropsychology labs has brought new evidence in the ongoing litigation against the company. We spoke with lead researcher Doctor Soren Eldridge who had this to say: \"The DaiZoom bar, beyond its notoriously bad taste, appears to cause in its consumers symptoms similar to those of a major depressive disorder. There is an actual tangible impact on mood that lasts well beyond the initial consumption of even just a few bars in a short span of time - we suspect DaiZoom may actually be chemically inhibiting dopamine receptors. This is unprecedented, and quite exciting, given that it consists entirely of otherwise biochemically bland ingredients.\" Doctor Eldridge stated that further research would be needed to determine the full extent of the issue and whether consumption of DaiZoom had long-term health effects similar to existing dopamine blocking drugs, and if there is any role for it as a medical therapy in the future. The full interview can be found on page 7." } } ]