diff --git a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json
index d511a6cc8bd79..03e1bed06e074 100644
--- a/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json
+++ b/data/json/snippets/newspapers.json
@@ -291,6 +291,10 @@
       {
         "id": "months_old_news_18",
         "text": "EDITORIAL: FORGET DRUGS OR FRIENDFACE, THESE ARE THE GAMER RIOTS.  I can't believe how many idiots are wasting their time blaming social media or drugs on the riots we're facing when the answer is obvious: this is the result of letting our kids fall to the moral iniquity of video games.  Just last week I saw my kid playing one of those stupid bleep-bloop games, all letters and numbers and symbols.  When I asked him what he was doing it was absolutely appalling.  Violence.  Cannibalism.  Humans as cattle.  Mermaid abuse.  Yesterday, he was arrested for participating in the riots.  Coincidence?  Pretty obviously not.  Our government is in the pocket of these video game developers, and we're all paying the price."
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "months_old_news_19",
+        "text": "MORE ORDAINED MINISTERS NEEDED.  Wedlock is down, but last minute nuptials, elopements, vow-renewals and 'micromonies' have been on the rise, supposedly in response to many of the recent events and uneasing developments as more people are feeling less secure about dating in these troubled times, therefore rushing to the alter in preparation for the worst, or to cross items off the bucket list before it's too late.  As a result, the nation is experiencing a shortage of marriage officiants.  Luckily, now more than ever, since the beginning of the 21st century it's become increasingly easier to become qualified to help couples of all kinds celebrate their commitment to each other.  However, not enough people are rising to the occasion."
       }
     ]
   },